#bluthyonce

[thegreatamericanfacebookstatus]

the most bluthyonce thing about me is my cuticle pusher-cum-weed spoon 

[lardo4lyfe]

Tagged by @unofficialbuffalobeauts! Thanks for the tag! :)) 1. Who are you named after? Pretty sure no one? Idk I never asked my parents.  

2. Last time you cried? Watching Hidden Figures last night

3. Do you like your handwriting? when I can read it, sure

4. What is your favorite lunch meat? does prosciutto count as a lunch meat?

5. Do you have kids? no thank god 

6. Do you use sarcasm? yes, though honestly my sense of humor is kind of based on being a little bit mean and I’m trying to change that

7. Do you still have your tonsils? yes

8. Would you bungee jump? with someone certified, absolutely  

9. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Cracklin Oat Bran!!!!! Ugh it’s like $4.39/box so I hardly ever get it but it’s the most delicious cereal in the world. Stays crunchy the whole time and has just the right amount of sugar. Also you know I’m an adult bc my favorite cereal has bran in the name.  

10. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? yes. I like my shoes tied tightly so I have to untie them.

11. Do you think you’re strong? physically, yes, I’m super proud of how strong I am. Emotionally?????? yeah idk. 

12. What is your favorite ice cream? all ice cream is amazing but my go-to is this raspberry chocolate chip from a place down the street.

13. What is the first thing you notice about someone? it depends?? sometimes I judge people by whether I think I could beat them at arm-wrestling. 

14. Football or baseball? Hockey. Or literally anything but either of those two sports.

15. Your favorite sorting metrics? Slytherin, Enneagram 3, Linda Belcher, Pointy, Bluthyonce, Cancer I guess 

16. What color pants are you wearing? black. This was probably written by a British person & they mean underwear but the answer is still the same.

17. Favorite smell? I’m really sensitive to artificial smells/fragrances but I really like the smell of campfire.  

18. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? my SO

19. Favorite sport to watch on tv? Hockey! also any gymnastics or acrobatics & also diving. 

20. Hair color? brown 

21. Eye color? brown

22. Favorite food to eat? I am a whimsical & capricious person when it comes to food; picking a favorite is impossible. Something will be my favorite one day and the next I’m like “uggggh no I cannot eat that.” 

23. Scary or funny movies? My favorite genre of movies is kicky action movies. not sure where that falls. like, Die Hard is a comedy imo & an excellent movie, but probably some people think it’s scary. 

24. Last movie you watched? Hidden Figures. Highly, highly recommend, please go see it if you’re even the tiniest bit inclined. Everyone in the entire movie is flawless & incredible. 

25. What color shirt are you wearing? blue with a dragonfly print 

26. Favorite holiday? My birthday!!!!! Also Halloween.  

27. Wine or beer? I’m a beer snob for sure.  Tags, if people want them! @fatlardo @fynneyseas @ronanlynchisneversleepingagain @bearcatpanda And feel free to consider yourself tagged (& tag me back!) if you want to do it!

[lilah80]

@sashayed, Kate Spade is really nailing the Bluthyonce demographic this season.

[trisarahtop]

My room is so Bluthyoncé. The christmas tree is blocking a Mindy Kaling poster.

[mrsgojosatoru]

i think i’m going to make a collection of bluthyonce house head canons. 

[radjulon]

This started off as an Eaglecrest thing, but then i ended up messing with the colors too much and now its kinda off....But still fun times?

By the way, Eaglecrest is a made up American Wizarding school that so far, is more entertaining then the current canon one, in my opinion.  To find your house, take the quiz here!   Or to follow the person who made Eaglecrest (@sashayed), go here

((Bluthyonce, I’m in house Bluthyonce))

[mrsgojosatoru]

Eaglecrest House Aesthetics - Bluthyonce

[sashayed]

the MOST important thing about this bracelet that momamo made me is obviously the thing itself, but the second-most important thing is that when she gave it to me she was like "i don't really understand what bluthyonce is, but i can tell it is important to you so I made you this bracelet," and that is what love is, in a nutshell.