#blushin :)

[jesuistrestriste]

https://www.tumblr.com/jesuistrestriste/769830397488021504/me-when-the-guy-i-had-been-off-and-on-hooking-up

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE WHAT THE FUCK. AWWWWWWW I LOVE THIS FOR YOU SO MUCH.

HEHEE THANK YEWWW <33 😵‍💫 !!?

[yummyyoughnuts]

killua zoldyck being cute and blushing

[flyingspicerack]

Ichimatsu tries his best to not stare, but he can't help the way his eyes track you through the crowd. You'll only be gone for a moment and already it's too much. He shouldn't want you this much, there's got to be something wrong with him, other than the usual shit.

Isn't it fucked up that he misses you the second you're gone? Would that disgust you if he told you? If you knew just how much he loves you?

Ichimatsu may never be able to tell you- he's a coward, and he doesn't want to ruin what you have. These feelings eat away at his heart, but the fourth son is made whole again when you return to his side. He loves you. Oh god, does he never want to let you go again.

DIVINITY IM GONNA FUCKIGN WRING YER NECK

[raccoonspooky]

you are a blessing to the HoW fandom.

WAH thank you?? Thats so???

[notmozzi]

hey legs 😏

hiii 🤭

[plutonianplaything2]

OLIVIA I WANNA KISS YOUR FOREHEAD SO BAD

OKAY DO IT I DARE YOU

[amouramaryllis]

shut the fuck your mouf

[frudoo]

A non Zombie apocalypse 141 poly

They find another survivor looking for supplies and decide to make her their wife.

I went a lil crazy on this one ngl

Warnings: Non-con/dub-con but nothing sexual. Fem!Reader.

It was that colossal motherfucker you saw first—the one you almost wasted an arrow on because of that creepy skull mask he wore. The big bastard was raiding your shelter, a little storage room in what used to be a department store. Believe it or not, the mannequins you placed outside of your hideout were enough to deter the zombies away, so you had a pretty good thing going. That was before this dumb brute decided to ruin all your hard work and steal your canned goods.

     Your plan was to shoo him away and tell him to piss off, but he wasn’t having it. No, instead, he made you carry your own supplies back to his shelter, where there were three other men to feed. Fuck, you had enough food to last yourself about three months, but now, with these giant men who no doubt have massive appetites? You’re lucky if it’ll last a week. 

     You’re sitting on a raggedy couch between the pretty man with the ball cap and another with a stupid overgrown mohawk now, arms crossed with a foul look on your face. Across from you sits the fucker with the skull mask, and beside him in an ancient recliner is a bearded man wearing a weird hat. Every now and then you let out an annoyed huff, earning yourself a pointed stare from each of them.

     “Are ye gonna eat summat, or jus’ pout like a wee baby?” Mohawk Man asks you through a mouthful of lukewarm spaghetti hoops. 

     You flip him off without even looking at him, earning a few snickers from the other men. If you weren’t so pissed off at all of them, you might have allowed yourself a little smirk. In fact, you feel the beginning of one curling at the corner of your mouth, until Ball Cap™ pulls you into his lap and traps you there with his strong arms. You yelp and try to shimmy out of his grasp to no avail. You go to bite him, but the second your mouth opens, a spoonful of beans gets plopped inside.

     “Swallow,” Skull Guy commands, covering your mouth with one wide palm in case you decide to try and spit it out.

     You glare at him the entire time, but still obey his explicit order because you truly are hungry. You give up on trying to escape the pretty man’s grasp, letting your body go limp. It’s probably wise to save your energy, anyway.

     “Good bird,” he praises mockingly. “Now, since you’re through bein’ a brat, I’ll introduce everyone. 

     “M’Simon. Tha’ there,” he points at the one with the mutton chops, “is John, or Cap’n, dependin’ on his mood. Beside you’s Johnny, but we call him Soap. The one you’re sittin’ on is Kyle. We call him Gaz when he’s bein’ a dick, though.” 

     You nod like you’re paying attention, using his distraction as an opportunity to steal the can of beans from his hand. It’s a weird group, for sure, but aside from the fact that they’re thieving bastards, it might be nice to have more humans to help protect you from the hoards of the undead. It’s a step up from mannequins, anyway. Perhaps it also helps that they’re all insanely attractive.

     “Wha’ aboot ye, hen? Go’ a name?” Mohawk Man—or, Johnny, apparently—asks with a cheeky grin. 

     Before you get the chance to tell him your name, the one with the mutton chops, John, interrupts you. 

     “No matter, is it? We’ll call her our wife soon enough.”

     You nearly drop the can of beans when you process the words that just came out of his mouth, choking on the bite you just took. Kyle pats your back until your little coughing fit ceases, and Simon wipes the sticky residue from your mouth with the sleeve of his hoodie. None of them, you observe, are as baffled by John’s statement as you are. It makes a weird feeling churn in your gut.

     “A-all… all of you?” You stammer nervously, then start again with a lilt of confusion in your voice. “Wife?!”

     “Yes, dove, all of us,” Kyle confirms, confiscating the can of beans from you and setting it on the ground. 

     “Aw, don’t look so scared, sweetheart,” John stands from his place in the old recliner, stepping in front of you and lifting your head up to look at him with his pointer finger hooked beneath your chin.

     “I take good care o’my men. We’ll take good care o’you, too.”

[assiraphales]

it’s only going to take me 8000 years to get to wano arc but ever since I’ve seen the clip, luffy blushing when he spots zoro and yelling his name lives permanently in a special corner of my brain in a little heart box

[sleepy-achilles]

Ngl this might be the hottest thing to come out of wwe since drew mcintyre beat tf outta punk

The way he catches dom whilst holding rhea?

Uh yes please

[stinkymicrowavedfish]

huh? buttercup had a crush on ace? there was a whole episode about it? She liked him? Lol what the Skibidi😂😂😂 she only admired him and his badassessness what are you talking about kid😂😂😂😂🙏🏽🙏🏽she😂never😂liked😂😂him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂what the sigma😂😂😂get good kid😂😂

[k-wame]

SALTBURN Q&A

[loviatarsluv-old]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sketchthetofu]

Epy Dakota Cole my beloved wake up the gays are gaying u gotta stop them-

[front-facing-pokemon]

[tojisun]

@sweetpascal: this is 100% what dad bod simon looks like, ESPECIALLY THE FIRST PHOTO 🤭 soft and still bulky and muscular hehehehhehe

ABSOLUTELY!! this is so so hot im actually screaminggg god?? thinking about simon’s taut muscles and soft belly got me drooolinn he makes me so unwell ughh i wanna climb him up and cling to him; wanna be sat on his lap and cuddle; wanna be folded RAAAAHHH