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photoblogdujour · 1 year ago
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Give me your answer do, I'm half to three-quarters crazy, but now I'm on Xanax, all for the love of you, so it's not so bad, send me a text, because you'll look sweet, I'll go purchase a bicycle built for two on Amazon, carriages are just too expensive these days.
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photoblogdujour · 1 year ago
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Long tall blurpal thing. Terry here from the PBDJ sushi fish and chips. We're the first sushi and french fries restaurant in Chicago and our chef is so wonderful. She's just out of chef boy-R-dee cooking school and she is destined for absolute greatness, I can tell because her tattoos are so interesting, she was telling me all about them, and her nose ring is pure gold. I have a crush on her, maybe you can tell.
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photoblogdujour · 1 month ago
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The dainty butterfly bush whose wings beat so fast that you can not see them. You don't see them, do you? Also her eyelids flutter so quickly that you can't see her eyelids. Again, you don't see her eyelids, do you? So it must be true.
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photoblogdujour · 5 months ago
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Speedwell blooming a fond farewell to our fair maiden whose form it yet ne'er surpasses us to be surprised erenow untowards the east but primiparous in the nether season. Rejoice! Or if you haven't joiced, yet, then JOICE!
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photoblogdujour · 4 months ago
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This is Sal from Cleveland, she's an II (that's a PI with an extra i). She walks the mean avenues of Cleveland, cul-de-sacs, streets, roadways, elevated highways, underpasses, looking, always looking for the destitute, the taken-advantage-of, the lost. She doesn't find many however, because she's always checking to make sure she doesn't step in the dog poop.
Salvia Clevelandii.
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photoblogdujour · 4 months ago
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This is a pair you wouldn't like to meet in a dark urban alley filled with dumpsters and trash bags. After all, they belong in a light garden. What would they grow on in a dark urban alley? They need dirt and nutrients and worms and fertilizer and hand sanitizer, not dumpsters and trash bags.
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photoblogdujour · 10 months ago
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Lobelia (Erinus) lazing away a springy day. Not hanging with the bees or butterflies, not going to the bank to deposit money, not shopping at Vons, not building a nuclear power plant. Just a lazy spring day.
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photoblogdujour · 1 year ago
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Lobelia is a leading purveyor of blurpal colored flowers -- an ad hoc mix of blue and plurpal connected via an affine airplane to rudimentary rutabagas and consensual salad dressing that are esteemed for their ability to produce finished wood products that merely require you to sand them, cut to size, re-sand them, assemble, drill and screw the pieces together.
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photoblogdujour · 1 year ago
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If you stare at this flower sufficiently long, everything will look violet-blue or blurpal. Relatedly, if you use this as the background image on your monitor, your face will reflect red-orange in your zoom meetings and everyone will ask if you are ok or if they could call an ambulance for you.
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