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Long tall blurpal thing. Terry here from the PBDJ sushi fish and chips. We're the first sushi and french fries restaurant in Chicago and our chef is so wonderful. She's just out of chef boy-R-dee cooking school and she is destined for absolute greatness, I can tell because her tattoos are so interesting, she was telling me all about them, and her nose ring is pure gold. I have a crush on her, maybe you can tell.
#blurpal flower#tall stalk#flower#original photographers#photographers on tumblr#macro photography#flowers of tumblr#flower of the day#flowers on tumblr#inner life of flowers#macro flower#blue flower#purple flower
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Happy Friday friends ♥️
#mirror selfie#selfie#pretty girl#cute#babygirl#green eyes#red hair#girls with glasses#girls with piercings#sweetheart#girls with tattoos#sexy#message me#dms open#i love attention#masked men#mask kink#cnc stalking#attention wh0r3#daddy k!nk#sweet girl#daddy’s babygirl#daddy issues#daddy's good girl#tell me im pretty#tall woman#long legs#stalking k!nk
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Ok kava really does give you vivid dreams. Tried some kava candy my dad gave me one evening and in my dreams I had a long conversation with some guy abt the classical piano works of Erik Satie. The gnossienes specifically. No. 2 was his favorite but I'm more partial to No. 1. his T shirt was blue. Also my pubes were gone for some reason
#there was a transphobic guy in my dream who silently got up and left the building after i mentioned being nonbinary it was funny as fuck#also a sulky guy with shaggy black hair who kept being a dick to me because he had a crush on me#and two girls with purple dyed hair who were so sweet when i complimented them#also a tall slutty guy in a V neck who unbuttoned my shirt halfway and then wandered off#also a very kind 19th century poet man who slept in a barn#and a 19th century serving girl looking lady who kept stalking me
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fffjdfhf I'm fucking myself on my dildo rn n it's hurt so good nbbg
#its 8.2 inches tall#and 1.4 wide#help :(#cnc kidnapping#knife k!nk#cnc stalking#intox cnc#knifeplay#intox kink#rough cnc#snvff k!nk#impact kink#cnc drugging#weed intox
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Re: This I accidentally put way too much effort into these bases so here have a WIP ft. unintended tag essay
#atla#avatar the last airbender#the gaang#aang#katara#sokka#toph#suki#zuko#atla fanart#wip#me giving Suki the most muscle tone: >:D#this is how they all look in my brain#Sokka got that wiry stature#Zuko's body condition varies WILDLY throughout the show so I just went with season 3 vibes#he still toned but like. mans looks hungry#might shift his root a bit lower#Aang. is baby#when he gets older I like to think he's fucking TALL#towers over everyone else. skinny as a corn stalk. lanky boi#Katara is stocky#I'll probably make her stockier tbh#legend has it she once hip checked Zuko directly into next week#Suki could arm wrestle a bear and win#Toph's got that Stronk Root#tall couple sukka rights#Toph 🤝 Zuko 🤝 Katara: why are all our friends turning into fucking GIANTS#why did I not draw any abs you ask?#because I didn't want to <3#might put some on Suki cause idk if her outfit will have full belly coverage
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thinking about scarecrow as a lecturer and borrowing traits from Psychology Lecturers I Have Known TM, I can imagine him playing audio before the lecture starts, only rather than music it's something like the screams of dying rabbits
#scarecrow#jonathan crane#his student feedback forms are APPALLING#but he has tenure#one lecturer i know walks around the whole stage eating an apple i'm sure this can be made scary somehow#very scary to ppl with misophonia i suppose#actually certified Tall Man Jonathan Crane stalking round the entire lecture theatre while describing the monster study in great detail yea#that'd do
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phone calls my detested
#i had to make a vet appointment and Wow i am not cut out for this whole independent adult thing lmfao#i had to write down a little script for myself...#i feel so bad for the receptionist i was stumbling and 'uhhhhh'ing my way through that call#fuck and when i was supposed to end the call. i didnt realize#I DONT KNOW THE PROTOCOL OKAY#do i hang up??? do i say bye??? she didnt say bye so was there something else i was supposed to say#she hung up so Yay but oughhhhhhh what the fuck#youre telling me people just Know how to carry a conversation? they just Know the routine? sounds fake#i had to rev myself up for the call too#put on a hat. put on sunglasses to trick my brain into thinking we're outside doing things thus fabricating confidence#phone in one hand fidget-dodecahedron in the other. Pacing#my brain is a normal brain that works perfectly fine thanks for asking#absolutely unprompted#i feel so connected to my neanderthal ancestors when i have to make a call#theyre being stalked by a smilodon... i have to talk to a person... same Fear <3#no but fr whenever i have to talk to someone my thought process shuts down Completely and i forget that im a living human being#fight or flight - neither. freeze and play dead#i think in my next life... i would like to be... a decorative plant#perhaps one of those tall ferns outside a seaside barbecue restaurant#i'd Win at that life. id be so good at photosynthesizing & rustling in the ocean breeze
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@talldragongirl this notification read like one of my biggest fantasies
#also hi new mutual ^_^#but yeah tall dragon girl stalking me through the forest when??#when will a tall dragon girl hunt me through the woods?
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AFO really chose the slenderman approach
#i'm going to kill him#i keep saying he is the bnha universe version of slenderman and i'm right#super tall. wears suits. kinda had no face. kidnapped children. stalked them too#what is wrong with him. i need to study him then burn him alive#bnha#bnha manga spoilers#bnha spoilers#all for one#mettys posts#metty posts
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a visitor in the garden!
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Today is all black and I’m feeling very Black Widow 🕷️
#mirror selfie#selfie#work outfits#cute#green eyes#red hair#tall woman#girls with piercings#pretty girl#sexy#all black outfit#i’m too pretty to work#black widow#babygirl#dms open#dark romance#sweet girl#sweetheart#i love attention#message me#tell me im pretty#mask kink#masked men#cnc stalking#attention wh0r3#daddy k!nk#stalking fantasy#daddy’s babygirl#sugarbaby#pretty
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me at the lake today looking for water bugs/critters because thats what i enjoy doing most and only after i got home did i realize ... omg.... thats so g.uzmacore..... HFDSJKL
#he lives on a tropical island w so many beaches and he loves bugs. that mfer would love looking for water critters with me !!!!!!#i saw a really weird one though i've literally never seen anything like it#idk how to even begin IDing it fdsjkl#it was like. tube shaped. and mottled? and was crawling along a stick with one end of the tube body#and at the other end it was somehow gripping a little plant stalk or smth#unless the plant stalk was actually part of its body. IT WAS SO WILD.#and it was like. only a centimetre long/tall. maybe 2 cms#SO FUNKY. i was fascinated fdsjkl i wish i'd been able to watch it longer#also i found some cool snail shells and a spiral cone shaped shell!! i didnt know we had spiral cones around here!!#i left all of them there ofc bc theyre good for calcium for wildlife+environment and for some critters to make homes inside of :3#dandy.cmd
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Dragon’s Dogma sketch dump!
(aka not my 2 pawns making a dogshow out of my arisen 💀)
^ This is Bishop, my main pawn >:3 his personality is aloof and he unintentionally does funny things that embarrass Ciel
👇Also,,,,the Julien brainrot continues,, the lads are starting to notice 👁️👁️
#quinttyz draws#ahh the context on the first drawing is them stalking julien but ciel was too short to look over some walls#bishop is really tall..#my emotional support pawn#vernon on the othe hand is more serious#i hc that vernon trains bishop on their off days ..#dragon’s dogma dark arisen#dragon’s dogma fanart#julien dragon’s dogma#dragons’ dogma the arisen#oc: Ciel - the toy soldier
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oh so now the birds are eating the <25 cherries i've got growing on my tiny tree
literally everything i've planted in this fucking garden has either died on its own or has been killed by birds/bugs
#my garden is a microcosm of my whole life right now#my life has been on a downward spiral since last july and bestie i am starting to reach my fucking limit#defaulting to thinking ''i wish i were dead'' at every little inconvenience is BAD!!!! i know!!!! but it's true!!!#the mint from trader joe's was infested with aphids and i've been cleaning it off every day for 2 weeks and it's STILL got them#like... this plant is 1 foot tall with two little stalks and less than 30 leaves. it hasn't grown in the 2 months i've had it#the money plant still reeks of mold and has to live outside because of its smell and the fungus gnats#the golden sage just fuckin.... burned to death????? it turned gray and DIED#the one and only bean plant that sprouted just ejected the only 2 true leaves it bothered growing#the originally robust blackberry cane is withering. the other two did get better but started from the ground up. there's 1 blackberry total#the rosemary hasn't gotten any bigger in the 3 months i've had it#the scotch brooms don't look so good. the salvia haven't gotten any bigger in 3 months and the creeping phlox bleached and died#the thyme is doing okay and the culinary sage is hanging in there but i don't have high hopes#not a single fucking wildflower sprouted in the yard. i used 2 bags of seed+mulch that was supposed to cover 600sq ft (the yard is 400)#the mourning doves ate a bunch of the seeds and the rest never sprouted#there's a few puny sunflower sprouts but the cottontail came and ate some of those leaves#the cottontail also ate an entire stalk of the potted mystery flowers#the huge plant i moved in November... the one that surprisingly survived frost/freeze... can't handle the heat and is now dead#i just...#the job market is awful. the salaries are worse. the neighborhood is in the middle of nowhere and inhabited by paranoid cops#everyone has big dogs who go apeshit when they hear ppl walking#and the fences are short and the dogs are big so i'm scared to go walking because EVERY. DAY. on the nextdoor app are people#announcing that they found a dog wandering the neighborhood. or ppl saying ''omgggg my dog got out of the yard! have u seen it?''#spring was all wind/gusty and it battered the blackberries and sucked all the moisture out of the yard#so the 2 tons of compost that we rototilled into the dirt? it's just dust now. there's nothing living in that soil#and now summer is here and it's too hot and these plants don't have a chance#i hate everything
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"yandere!character x reader" this "lovesick!character x reader" that.
how about a fic where the reader is the yandere
a fic where the reader is the one who stalks
a fic where im the one doing the kidnaping
i want a fic where im the threat who is obsesed over the other character and not the innocent helpless prey
#wally darling#<- this post is about him btw#i dont usually read yandere fics#but lately i've been looking into them and i can see the appeal#however#it makes me a bit pissed that in every single one of them the reader is the victim and never the bad guy#like bro#why not spice it up a little and let the reader kidnap their favourite character!!#we all know you're the one obsessed here#now in relation to wally#i always see tumblr posts and fics of him being the obsessed mf with the reader and stalking them etc#when he's like 3 feet tall and probably has the strength of a chocolate chip cookie#like what is that lil guy going to do to me? chew on my ankles?? he doesnt even have teeth!#also i could EASILY pick HIM up#im talking about the cannon wally not the au's ofc#i can keep going abt this topic all day
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when are we going to make cat trees with concrete instead of flimsy cardboard bc ive not had one cat tree that’s survived one month with my beast
#and I just feel bad bc I want him to have high up places#bc I loves to stalk people#but I can’t put up shelves I’m renting#SO I GET HIM TALL CAY TREES#AND HE JUMPS FROM TBE FLOOR 5+ FEET#AND BREAKS THEM#that’s how I woke up this morning#my son plummeting like Icarus#plz tips n trix I cannt tame this beast he’s a 2 yr old tuxedo#being normal aboht anything isn’t in his repertoire
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