#bluejays are mean
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internetgiraffekid1673 · 6 months ago
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I need ya'll to understand this! Corvids in general, but especially Ravens are my favorite birds and some of my favorite animals. People seem to think that these idiotic precious disasters have it out for you. No. That's bluejays, they hate everyone.
Ravens are dumbass, disheveled scavengers who will trip while trying to fly out of a tree and are basically the perpetually confused, flying version of a raccoon.
Crows are adorable little babies who'll come and stare at you in flocks to beg for peanuts with their precious little eyes and will sometimes do flying tricks just for the heck of it.
Both of them are somehow both incredibly intelligent creatures and incredibly stupid creatures with this kind of endearing charm that can only be described as "being cringe and fail makes me more lovable." They're all just little guys, for Pete's sake!
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bruciemilf · 2 months ago
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There’s a lot of reasons to love Jason/Jaime. Main one being: Jason dating a Batman fanboy is INCREDIBLY funny
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firestorm09890 · 2 months ago
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I'm like two stages into canto vii and I want to let everyone who's never touched Don Quixote know that "In which Don Quixote has an adventure with this person, among other amusing matters" is the style of every Don Quixote chapter title. "Which treats the life and the contracts of the not-so-famous-but-valiant Don Quixote", stage 1, seems to be parodying "Concerning the famous hidalgo Don Quixote de la Mancha's position, character and way of life", chapter 1 of the book, in particular. I really hope they do this for every single stage it's so fun
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science-lings · 3 months ago
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nervocat · 4 months ago
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we could go on nature walks together but 💔💔💔
OMG DEVIL THAT'D BE SO FUN WHAT. I ACTUALLY LOVE GOING ON NATURE WALKS :33
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vaciena · 23 days ago
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Very happy right now
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blighted-lights · 8 months ago
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i may not win the bloop war but i can do something evil
you would never do something evil to me. i call bluff. u are bluffing thru ur screen right now
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shroomsnail · 4 months ago
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do some people really live in places where there are no wild animals?? like, even downtown, i see sparrows all the time despite trees being mostly absent. rats at night. turkey vultures above our heads. wasps and mosquitoes. spiders of all kinds licherally in every possible corner and inch of all buildings. ???
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bluejaaay · 2 years ago
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levi levi levi
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neko-naruto · 2 years ago
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yeah i'll be normal about this show now that its over
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lostandbackagain · 2 years ago
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I'm so invested in the folcharts as a couple when resa's talking then mo immediately lies to and excludes her for no reason. she's the only reason your dumb ass is even alive and you haven't treated her like an adult and your partner in months fuck is wrong with you
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and then he tells her he doesn't care if she goes back home without him lmfao men ain't shit
#inkdeath is so hard to read because I HATE watching resa become isolated#she doesnt want to ruin her marriage by confronting mo that she knows he's lying and murdering people#(babygirl YOU would not be the one ruining your marriage if he freaked out over that conversation but ppl dont make sense)#she cant confide in meggie bc she doesnt want meggie to know mo's out endangering himself and staining his soul red#plus she knows damn well meggie takes mo's side on EVERYTHING mo can do no wrong when asked to choose between her parents#again. no matter how deranged mo is acting#cant talk to roxane bc she feels insensitive bc at least she still has a husband even tho he sucks rn#the prince is busy and doing the same thing as mo#from her perspective inkdeath is lowkey the yellow wallpaper miss girl's just going fucking insane#and the two people she should trust the most are telling/would tell her she's absolutely right to think she's crazy#actually the more i think about this the more feral i get i want to talk about how mortola's always calling resa#a mute little bird or w/e#and not just in reference to actually being mute but in being stripped of her autonomy bc birds cant sign#birds that cant sing have no way of communicating with other birds heyre trapped in isolation#and her own fucking HUSBAND treats her like that! like she's inherently incapable of taking care of herself#or speaking for herself and her children and her marriage#and he finally vaguely concedes to let her at least take the kids out of Rape Is Legal World without a fight#but he's like 'we're over if you do lol'#i sound very mean to mo all the time i think but im SO fascinated by him#i love the negative character development that cant be completely attributed to the bluejay songs#but fuck he needs to get on his knees in front of resa and beg her forgiveness idcidc he didnt do one thing to deserve her in inkdeath#sorry this is incoherent it's 4am im in migraine hell#collapsed earlier today although i think that was less the migraine and more the lights were flickering#cant sleep havent eaten extremely nauseous but yk#inkheart derangement syndrome attacks me at all hours of the day#if you see me elaborate on these tags later in a better post without mentioning that im stealing from myself do NOT call me out#inkheart#says kenna#'i want this baby to grow up with a father' - 'and i want to kill people so looks like it's a tie' afhlfsjkkfds MORTIMER
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akinachiri · 2 years ago
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Thoughts on Leo for the ask game?
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LEO!!!! the most neurodivergent boy ive ever seen DHAJSFLHJDG
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thewonderousjaysky · 2 years ago
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Little animation practice
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firestorm09890 · 2 months ago
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actually it's so refreshing to have figured out that pretty much every character I dislike is part of the same archetype bc they're usually extremely popular characters and so I would sit there like "why does everyone like this character and I don't? am I just being contrarian?" NOPE
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quietbluejay · 4 days ago
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exciting news on the painting front i may have found a hacky airbrush substitute for like 25$
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hollowedhusk · 7 months ago
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