#bluejays are mean

[internetgiraffekid1673]

I need ya'll to understand this! Corvids in general, but especially Ravens are my favorite birds and some of my favorite animals. People seem to think that these idiotic precious disasters have it out for you. No. That's bluejays, they hate everyone.

Ravens are dumbass, disheveled scavengers who will trip while trying to fly out of a tree and are basically the perpetually confused, flying version of a raccoon.

Crows are adorable little babies who'll come and stare at you in flocks to beg for peanuts with their precious little eyes and will sometimes do flying tricks just for the heck of it.

Both of them are somehow both incredibly intelligent creatures and incredibly stupid creatures with this kind of endearing charm that can only be described as "being cringe and fail makes me more lovable." They're all just little guys, for Pete's sake!

[bruciemilf]

There’s a lot of reasons to love Jason/Jaime. Main one being: Jason dating a Batman fanboy is INCREDIBLY funny

[firestorm09890]

I'm like two stages into canto vii and I want to let everyone who's never touched Don Quixote know that "In which Don Quixote has an adventure with this person, among other amusing matters" is the style of every Don Quixote chapter title. "Which treats the life and the contracts of the not-so-famous-but-valiant Don Quixote", stage 1, seems to be parodying "Concerning the famous hidalgo Don Quixote de la Mancha's position, character and way of life", chapter 1 of the book, in particular. I really hope they do this for every single stage it's so fun

[nervocat]

we could go on nature walks together but 💔💔💔

OMG DEVIL THAT'D BE SO FUN WHAT. I ACTUALLY LOVE GOING ON NATURE WALKS :33

[vaciena]

Very happy right now

[blighted-lights]

i may not win the bloop war but i can do something evil

you would never do something evil to me. i call bluff. u are bluffing thru ur screen right now

[shroomsnail]

do some people really live in places where there are no wild animals?? like, even downtown, i see sparrows all the time despite trees being mostly absent. rats at night. turkey vultures above our heads. wasps and mosquitoes. spiders of all kinds licherally in every possible corner and inch of all buildings. ???

[klanceyuri]

yeah i'll be normal about this show now that its over

[akinachiri]

Thoughts on Leo for the ask game?

LEO!!!! the most neurodivergent boy ive ever seen DHAJSFLHJDG

[hollowedhusk]

[axolozzy]

i keep having dreams about silksong finally releasing and me uncontrollably violently crying while playing it and feeling like it’s the best thing to ever happen to me. this is the third time in two weeks

[onmyownside1]

Man I wish I could fly. I just wanna grow wings and shoot into the clouds where no one can find me. Is that too much to ask?

[firestorm09890]

actually it's so refreshing to have figured out that pretty much every character I dislike is part of the same archetype bc they're usually extremely popular characters and so I would sit there like "why does everyone like this character and I don't? am I just being contrarian?" NOPE

[fanfic-obsessed]

Jason Drake

Ok I have one for you that I think is hilarious to think about.

As always expect no cannon here. 

It starts a month or two after Tim Drake, age 9, started to take pictures of Batman and Robin (Still Dick Grayson).  Tim very much wants a sibling, but has not gathered the courage to ask his parents.  

He is out, taking pictures, thinking about how he wants a sibling as his path crosses Jason Todd (six months homeless). Tim takes this as a sign and, over the course of about three weeks, lures Jason home (treating him much like a feral cat). Once Jason is safely in Drake Manor, Tim semi- forcibly (Jason is not against it per say, but is a little confused) adopts him.  

Tim’s hacking is good enough that he is able to get back dated adoption records, a news announcement, Two interviews with Jack and Janet Drake about adopting Jason (credited to a journalist who died a month later in a rogue attack) inserted into all the correct places, and got Jason enrolled in Gotham Academy with Tim (backdated the enrollment records too).  

They live together in Drake manor for four months before Tim’s parents get back. Tim straight up gaslights them. Without even flinching “What do you mean you don’t remember Jason?” and “Of course Jason has been here for years, here’s the interview you did” and “Adopting him was such good optics for the company”

And it works (By the by, Mrs. Mac fully supports Tim’s slow abduction and adoption of Jason and is pleased to lie to the Drake parents about it). 

Within two days Janet Drake is half convinced that Jack tricked her into adopting his illegitimate son.  They go to a gala and, due to elite Gothamite weirdness, no one is willing to admit they had never met the older Drake boy before, Jason playing along seamlessly.  By the time the Drakes leave again, Janet is congratulating herself on convincing Jack to take in his illegitimate child (who has impeccable grades, and apparently inherited her appreciation for literature) to accompany her son. Particularly since Jason was good enough to understand that Tim was the Drake industry heir. 

Jack tends to hyper focus on archaeology and lives in a near constant state of ‘That sounds fake, but I don’t know enough to dispute it’. Loves his family though. Janet accidentally convinces him that Jason must be his, never mind that Janet was his highschool sweetheart and the only person he had ever had sex with.  He is not stupid, but is used to being around his genius wife and son and not understanding how they reach their correct conclusions. So just goes with it. 

Both boys go out to watch/take pictures of/ stalk Batman and Robin.  A few years after Dick becomes Nightwing, Stephanie is adopted by Bruce and becomes Robin. Meanwhile two unknown vigilantes, BlueJay  and Ketu (named for the Hindu Winged Serpent that represent Karmic collections both good and bad) start to operate solely in Crime Alley and seem to make a game of evading the Bats and Birds.  

Jason and Tim Drake take a particular interest in bettering Crime Alley, creating outreach programs and hiring for Drake industries and education programs with their parents' bemused backing (When Jason is 16 and Tim is 14, Tim discovers that several of the board members had been embezzling funds and prove it. The resulting shakeup still leaves Janet and Jack in charge on paper, but their instructions are ‘do whatever Jason and Tim say’)

[peplark-writes]

THIS BLOG IS TWO YEARS OLD??? UH. MAN. THANKS FOR STICKING WITH ME!!!