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I need ya'll to understand this! Corvids in general, but especially Ravens are my favorite birds and some of my favorite animals. People seem to think that these idiotic precious disasters have it out for you. No. That's bluejays, they hate everyone.
Ravens are dumbass, disheveled scavengers who will trip while trying to fly out of a tree and are basically the perpetually confused, flying version of a raccoon.
Crows are adorable little babies who'll come and stare at you in flocks to beg for peanuts with their precious little eyes and will sometimes do flying tricks just for the heck of it.
Both of them are somehow both incredibly intelligent creatures and incredibly stupid creatures with this kind of endearing charm that can only be described as "being cringe and fail makes me more lovable." They're all just little guys, for Pete's sake!
#birds#birdblr#crows#ravens#corvids#cute corvids#ravens are adorable disasters#crows are disastrously adorable#bluejays are mean#they hate everyone and everything#corvids are cute#crows are sweet#ravens are dumbass scavengers#and i love them for it
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There’s a lot of reasons to love Jason/Jaime. Main one being: Jason dating a Batman fanboy is INCREDIBLY funny
#jaime: I think he’s a cool person and I like the fact that he doesn’t have superpowers!#he relies on hard work and dedication alone. he also gave me a candy bar when he saved me from two face#Jason trying not to stab himself: interesting. so what do you think of red hood!!! he’s cooler than batman right. right.#jaime: I think he’s cool! kinda mean. batman could take him I think.#he comes to the manor devastated#Bruce gently patting him: I think you could beat me very easily honey#jaime reyes#jason todd#gunbug#jaybeetle#I also saw ppl call them bluejay which is so cute#red hood#blue beetle#dc
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I'm like two stages into canto vii and I want to let everyone who's never touched Don Quixote know that "In which Don Quixote has an adventure with this person, among other amusing matters" is the style of every Don Quixote chapter title. "Which treats the life and the contracts of the not-so-famous-but-valiant Don Quixote", stage 1, seems to be parodying "Concerning the famous hidalgo Don Quixote de la Mancha's position, character and way of life", chapter 1 of the book, in particular. I really hope they do this for every single stage it's so fun
#limbus company#project moon#don quixote#bluejay reading log#canto vii spoilers#i mean not really but still#me post#limbus company spoilers
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#thinkin about birds#ig it could also apply to solely his wings in a humanoid form#when im talking about patterns i mean like stripes and spots like a falcon or a bluejay#though if you have a specific bird in mind when you consider this kind of au you can tell me that too I would love that#also im considering whether Phoenixs bird form is different than Ryunosukes...#i love you phoenix!phoenix aus... you always have the coolest art#phoenix!Phoenix Wright#Phoenix!Phoenix Wright AU#Phoenix!Phoenix AU#phoenix wright#ace attorney#andromedas poll hell#poll
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we could go on nature walks together but 💔💔💔
OMG DEVIL THAT'D BE SO FUN WHAT. I ACTUALLY LOVE GOING ON NATURE WALKS :33
#💬 — ⌗nervo replies . ★#🗨️ — ⌗devil . ★#I used to go hiking with my family more and got a bunch of trinkets like the jaw bone (I think) of a deer#and I found a bunch of pretty feathers and cool sticks and stuff#now I wanna show off all the cool feathers I've collected..#I've got like bluejay feathers (very pretty but very mean birds) geese feathers maybe swan feathers??#but also some bright yellow ones that I don't rlly know which bird they belong to#I feel like I have a mourning dove feather?? mourning doves are some of my favorite birds ever#I have blue macaw feathers. I have a lot#BUT DUDE IF WE WENT ON NATURE WALKS WE COULD TALK TO EACH OTHER ABT WHAT WE KNOW OF LIKE PLANTS OR ANIMALS AS WE WALK#we need to meet eventually or SMTH/hj#I yapped a bit my bad 🙏🙏#I WISH I could go on long nature walks more I hardly do :((#I could show you all my rocks fossils feathers bones and other stuff I've got :33#maybe we could also .... birdwatch....... maybe#would you for meeee devil#I wanna yap abt birds to someone as we see them
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Very happy right now
#I’m always scared to say these things but for like ten days in a row one of my major symptoms has changed back to my old normal#on the next less stressful day I’m going to try to go back to my old morning routine instead of the one it forced on me#and hopefully this means I’ll soon be back to making breakfast myself and journaling and being happy in the mornings which would#help make absolutely everything feel better even if it means being sick all afternoon yknow#better just the afternoon than morning and afternoon#I think ten days is long enough for it to be a pattern#plus it’s foggy and cold this morning so I don’t feel like I’ve been attacked by sunlight and sweat#and I’m watching a bluejay from the window#a few weeks ago I went downstairs for my med water myself instead of having to ask for help getting it and I think that was the beginning#of it changing so it’s like a continuing thing
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i may not win the bloop war but i can do something evil
you would never do something evil to me. i call bluff. u are bluffing thru ur screen right now
#ask: dullahanst#bluejay 💙#blight rambles#boop#boopocalypse#why would u ever be mean to me. when you are mean to me you are mean to ravage. remember this
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do some people really live in places where there are no wild animals?? like, even downtown, i see sparrows all the time despite trees being mostly absent. rats at night. turkey vultures above our heads. wasps and mosquitoes. spiders of all kinds licherally in every possible corner and inch of all buildings. ???
#in response to a poll i did not reblog#the option for most frequent/recent encounters was ''one today''#what do you mean ONE hajfbskgbs#granted i do not live downtown where i live there are geese hanging out in lawns and all kinds of buggies everywhere#squirrels and bunnies and chipmunks#all kinds of birds. lots fo seagulls. some ravens and crows. always hear bluejays grackles starlings red-wing blackbirds ETC#its crazy to think that people wouldnt??? see animals??? huh#this description better not dox me lol
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yeah i'll be normal about this show now that its over
#HUNTER LEARNING HOW TO MAKE PALISMEN MEANS EVERYTHINTG TO MEAN RN#I AM FUCKING#SHAKING#ITS ONE IN THE AM#I SHOULD BE SLEEPING BUT NAW#I NEED TO BINGE TOH INSTEAD#AND HE MADE A BLUEJAY#(or is a stellars jay)#PALISMEN AT THE END OF IT ALL#FUCKING SCRMEAING#AND AMITY?#FUCKING SLAY GIRL#ROCK IT#PICKING UP A BLIMP BUSINESS#AMAZING#AND THEN THEY FIGURED OUT TO REMOVE THE#THE FUCKING COVEN SIGILS#THE ONE SECOND OF CREDIT SCENE EDRIC BLIGHT?#HELL YEAH#EDA GETTING THE HOOK HAND?#THIS SHIT MY GUY#IM FUCKING#GOD
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I'm so invested in the folcharts as a couple when resa's talking then mo immediately lies to and excludes her for no reason. she's the only reason your dumb ass is even alive and you haven't treated her like an adult and your partner in months fuck is wrong with you
and then he tells her he doesn't care if she goes back home without him lmfao men ain't shit
#inkdeath is so hard to read because I HATE watching resa become isolated#she doesnt want to ruin her marriage by confronting mo that she knows he's lying and murdering people#(babygirl YOU would not be the one ruining your marriage if he freaked out over that conversation but ppl dont make sense)#she cant confide in meggie bc she doesnt want meggie to know mo's out endangering himself and staining his soul red#plus she knows damn well meggie takes mo's side on EVERYTHING mo can do no wrong when asked to choose between her parents#again. no matter how deranged mo is acting#cant talk to roxane bc she feels insensitive bc at least she still has a husband even tho he sucks rn#the prince is busy and doing the same thing as mo#from her perspective inkdeath is lowkey the yellow wallpaper miss girl's just going fucking insane#and the two people she should trust the most are telling/would tell her she's absolutely right to think she's crazy#actually the more i think about this the more feral i get i want to talk about how mortola's always calling resa#a mute little bird or w/e#and not just in reference to actually being mute but in being stripped of her autonomy bc birds cant sign#birds that cant sing have no way of communicating with other birds heyre trapped in isolation#and her own fucking HUSBAND treats her like that! like she's inherently incapable of taking care of herself#or speaking for herself and her children and her marriage#and he finally vaguely concedes to let her at least take the kids out of Rape Is Legal World without a fight#but he's like 'we're over if you do lol'#i sound very mean to mo all the time i think but im SO fascinated by him#i love the negative character development that cant be completely attributed to the bluejay songs#but fuck he needs to get on his knees in front of resa and beg her forgiveness idcidc he didnt do one thing to deserve her in inkdeath#sorry this is incoherent it's 4am im in migraine hell#collapsed earlier today although i think that was less the migraine and more the lights were flickering#cant sleep havent eaten extremely nauseous but yk#inkheart derangement syndrome attacks me at all hours of the day#if you see me elaborate on these tags later in a better post without mentioning that im stealing from myself do NOT call me out#inkheart#says kenna#'i want this baby to grow up with a father' - 'and i want to kill people so looks like it's a tie' afhlfsjkkfds MORTIMER
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Thoughts on Leo for the ask game?
LEO!!!! the most neurodivergent boy ive ever seen DHAJSFLHJDG
#ask#bluejay tag#by haunting ur thoughts i kinda mean#our leo being insane all the time#and us having to deal with it FASJKDJASKK#/aff#btw if leo did this hed rig it so hard#aka choose all the best options#/aira
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Little animation practice
#jay draws#the bird herself#i mean. sky bluejay is legit just jay sky's reploid form and jay is me so#gif#megaman x#reploid oc#sky bluejay#feels a little wonky on the downstroke but its the first time ive tried something like this so#baby steps
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actually it's so refreshing to have figured out that pretty much every character I dislike is part of the same archetype bc they're usually extremely popular characters and so I would sit there like "why does everyone like this character and I don't? am I just being contrarian?" NOPE
#bluejay chirpin#this realization came from playing the splatoon 3 grand fest and hoping that team present wouldn't win#i asked myself why and figured out it was because i don't really like pearl very much#it was like#man if i ever say this off the hook fans are going to kill me- WAIT A SEC#i do think everyone loving these characters contributes to it#because theyre usually extremely aware that people love them. which makes them more insufferable#axel kh. pearl splatoon. roland lor. sonic the hedgehog. the sarcastic and full of themself siblings#sonic is actually an interesting case because i used to HATE him but then i read so much analysis from someone i know who loves sonic#that i started to understand him better and it went down from hate to something much more mild#yeah i know sonic is a teen. being a teen does not mean you have to make jokes at other people's expense#a lot of these characters have their reasons for being a little shit (usually either compensating for something or to hide other feelings)#understanding that does not make the attitude any more endearing to me
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exciting news on the painting front i may have found a hacky airbrush substitute for like 25$
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