#blorbopoll

[klanced]

good morning everyone. today marks exactly one year since Lance lost the blorbopoll and i am still incredibly bitter about that.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

powerpoint night at the Castle of Lions.  Lance argues his case against Yuri YOI in the @blorbopoll 

[youngersiblingstournament]

Round 1 Bracket 16

[tournament-winners-tournament]

lol emmets votes are tanking bc of all that discourse in the notes. poor guy.

lol it seems like it

[autopsycak3]

literally

tumblr not having polls during the height of voltron was actually an insanely intelligent move. if you thought the replies to the polls are batshit now imagine what 2017 voltron tumblr would have said. think about it for a second. we dodged several bullets. now go be a good little veteran and vote for lance <3

[shikanjis]

just spen 20 mins blocking ppl who voted catra ove sasuke on that fucking poll

[cherrystrawberrie]

Hey is it okay to use your ''I voted miette'' art as my avatar here? It's so perfect!!

Fuck yeah go nuts man <3

[berrymeter]

everyone has a bad anime... mine is gintama... it will always be gintama (& op) bc i don't think i can consume New bad anime now & tolerate it. has to be something i grew up with

[kingarthurtournament]

The Tumblr Tournament Have Spoken!

Round 2 Side A Poll 1

Sonic

"Sonic gets sucked into Camelot and wields the talking sword Caliburn. He kills King Arthur, who is revealed to be a fake created by Merlin. In the final battle, Caliburn transforms into Excalibur; afterward, Caliburn explains that the fact that Sonic is his wielder means Sonic is the true King Arthur."

"As a known supporter of trans rights, openly ACAB and constantly making people aware of bisexuality, I think Sonic would be exactly the king that England needs right now"

Roland Deschain

"In his canon he is the last descendant of king Arthur and sort of wields excalibur (the sword was melted and reforged into revolvers by one of his ancestors)"

[klanced]

Lance may have not swupt the polls but he swupt our hearts and I think that still means something

[glass-trash-bab]

Happy final blorbo poll

@blorbopoll

[irlcats-bracket]

CATS

we all love to have them in our lives!

and to show them to people to. and see them. here is your chance! make your cat (or not) compete with others and look at other people's cats

CATS THAT ARE ACCEPTED:

- your cat

-your mum's cat

- anyone's cat really

- meme cats if they are real

- actor cats

- any other cat that have lived at any point of time

CATS THAT ARE NOT ACCEPTED

-fictional. there is a bracket for them already

EDIT: - imaginary cats. sorry guys not real enough

the final number of cats depends on the number of submissions. you can submit a cat several times but seeing as this bracket will have many cats with just one sub from their owner I decided to choose them based only on me liking them. don't worry I like a lot of cats.

CATS THAT ARE AUTOMATICALLY INCLUDED because I am biased

- miette

- a stray I befriended (once I manage to choose just one of them)

submit your cat here!

EDIT 3: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't use instagram links or link sharing services. they either don't open for me at all or will all expire by the time this form closes. either use a different link or straight up dm the pics to me. except imgur imgur is fine. just in general check if it's long-term

forms will be open until 7th of April 16:00 (4 pm) UTC

EDIT 2 gogdammit I am forgetful: multiple submissions are allowed. you can also submit your cats as a duo/trio/etc if they truly are a duo/trio/etc or For A Bit but only if it's a really funny one

I am not banning cheating because honestly cheating over a silly cat bracket made to see more kitties is insanely funny

BUT. don't harass other people. this is unacceptable behavior. we are all here to have fun and be silly

and remember! every cat is a good cat :)

tagging for exposure and also because they inspired me: @best-fictional-cat (!!) @aroaceswagcompetition @artificialkids-2k23-official @orangecharactersmackdown @macbeth-murder-match @heterochromiasmackdown @bunnyrabbitbracket @divine-swag-summit @homoeroticbetrayal (!!) @blorbopoll (miette is here sweeping guys)

[nyarados]

@blorbopoll

hi I'm just curious please humour me in answering:

also if you're comfortable sharing: how old are you? ���

[questions-about-blorbos]

i think its funny that people r surprised/confused about all the squidgame reblogs as if this blog isnt usually half polls and half whatever you wanna post. haha guys this is just how blorbopolls works

haha thank you for understanding! really appreciate this ♡

the mods are just running this blog for fun, so of course there will be posts about things we love that aren't polls as well

[died-but-not-dead-tournament]

I came to the realization a while back that for some reason at least one character in every piece of media I ever hyperfixated on has died and come back to life at least once, so I figured why not pit them all against each other!

Rules:

the character must have died and come back to life

No real people or characters from Harry Potter

Feel free to submit multiple characters, but please don't nominate the same character more than once!

You can submit multiple characters from the same piece of media (each as their own nomination)

While the "tell me more" question is technically optional, the more you ramble about them the better! Provided information will be used in the tournament as built-in propaganda :)

Robots are allowed if they are treated as sentient beings in the source material and/or have a dramatic and emotional death scene

Use your discretion if time travel is involved, things get complicated (I was including examples but it got too long, so rule of thumb- if it feels like A Death in a significant way then you're probably good, as long as it's the same version of the person that comes back)

I can do what I want, this isn't super highly structured and professional- seeding method, number of contestants, etc. will be determined once submissions are in

I'll be busy this week, so you have until Sunday, April 23 to submit nominations to this form! (Update: the nomination period has ended- thank you to everyone who contributed to over 900 submissions!)

Inspired by @the-ultimate-tournament, @fakedmydeathtournament, @number-two-tournament, @blorbopoll, @redandbluebracket, @greenguysummit, @character-of-all-time, and all the other tournament blogs!

[twinkpoll]

WELCOME TO THE ULTIMATE FANDOM TWINK SHOWDOWN

It’s fandom. We’re obsessed with them. Now it’s time to crown the winner.

Submit your chosen twink to the poll using the form down below! There’s more than half of the places left for a ton of characters. Let’s fill up this bracket and get this show on the road!

SUGGEST-A-TWINK

RULES/INFO

Must be male (cis or trans) OR masc nonbinary. Cross-dressing girls might be accepted if the characters around them don’t know (e.g: Mulan as Ping).

Must be young, or at least appear young. Millennia-old twinks do exist, just look at Legolas.

No IRL people. No, not even Timothee Chalamet. This is for fandom twinks, which means they must be fictional. Bandoms do not count.

Only one extra Genshin Impact character may enter the tournament, because otherwise it’s just a Genshin Impact tournament.

Twunks are accepted.

No botting/spamming. Be fair to everyone’s faves!

Submissions will last for a week, showdowns for 3 days (72 hours).

MAY THE BEST TWINK WIN

Inspired by: @noncanongayestbitchestournament @girlfailure-bracket @thesupremeteachersummit @mfshipbracket @baldguy-fight @eldest-sibling-tournament @sidekick-standoff @blorbopoll​