#bloorp

[sans-undertale]

Is Gooey having a good day? If not give Gooey an fish. If yes give gooey a fish.

Supply gooey with fish all the time

he is so hhappy

[peculiary]

Avengers #3 January 23, 2013

[klooq]

Vlorp leep bloorp jib vlarp

[stargirlsuicide]

the fact that bladees name is benjamin is fucked he shouldnt be called that. he should be bloorp or some shit look at his stupid alien looking face dawg

[bearded-iris-system]

Sys Abc's: F Day

Name: Faun

Age: 19

Pronouns: They/He

Accent/voice: Irish, gentle, soft

Typing quirks: N/A

Special role: Caregiver (specifically to Gus/Gully), Dear/Deer (provides friendship to ALL headmates), Maintainer (maintains the kid headmates), Prioratizer (Helps other headmates with stress)

Appearance: Goat man, long dark hair, goat like eyes, soft nose, freckles, smiles a lot.

Extra Details: Never really fronts but helps Gus/Gully when they front.

O-o-O-o-O-o-O-o-O

Name: Ferrn

Age: 15

Pronouns: They/She

Accent/voice: Soft, light, melodic

Typing quirks: N/A

Special role: Housekeeper (typically takes care of chores), Femininity Holder

Appearance: long curly light brown hair, pale skin, long eyelashes, green eyes.

Extra Details: Rarely fronts, loves florals, ballet, swans, and lake side reading.

O-o-O-o-O-o-O-o-O

Name: Fidget

Age: 17

Pronouns: It/Its

Accent/voice: Fun, Bubbly, Bleep/Bloorp

Typing quirks: Occasional Beep or Boop

Special role: Spinhost (temporarily fronts when we get a hyperfixation)

Appearance: Light green skin, Big black eyes, alien like features

Extra Details: Very silly, very Chatty, very Narpy

O-o-O-o-O-o-O-o-O

Name: Firyn

Age: 35

Pronouns: He/Him

Accent/voice: Rough, French, Deep

Typing quirks: N/A

Special role: Overseer (keeps headmates safe by watching the whole headspace)

Appearance: Dark curly hair, Brown eyes, little mustache

Extra Details: Doesn't front much, likes fencing, likes masquerade balls, likes slicking back his hair, loves chess.

O-o-O-o-O-o-O-o-O

Name: Fizz

Age: 23

Pronouns: It/She

Accent/voice: Transatlantic, bubbly, fun

Typing quirks: N/A

Special role: Prankster (pranks its headmates and the system as a whole)

Appearance: Tall, Pale, Thin, Short curly hair, Contortionist

Extra Details: Works for the circus as an acrobat and a mime. Loves to dance and use the trapeze. Loves martinis and cigarettes.

O-o-O-o-O-o-O-o-O

Name: Florence

Age: 34

Pronouns: She/Her

Accent/voice: Feminine, Soft, Calm

Typing quirks: Likes to use nicknames

Special role: Caregiver, Momate (mom to headmates and others), Personal Caretaker (takes care of all the kid and pet alters), Therapist (Helps the system heal emotionally and mentally)

Appearance: Long hair, tan skin, smells like peonies, pregnant a large part of the time

Extra Details: Always wears floral dresses and carries a baby bag. Often fronts when our body is menstruating. Has 2 kids and one on the way. Cares for all the kid and pet alters.

O-o-O-o-O-o-O-o-O

[seth-shitposts]

Seth💚:

My friendo I wish to add onto to this because this is a thing I take a bit personally.

Someone can be fully held accountable for their actions without having to be treated with hate or violence. Sure, not everyone owes it to that person/character/whatever to HAVE to be happy with it or to forgive them personally, or on any level. Forgiveness is not owed even if change is made, accountability is taken, or genuine regret is had. That is 100% up to each person and allowed. What I am NOT game for, however, is the belief that you should answer violence with violence and it be okay because "it's for the good guys". Violence, more often than not, only breeds more violence. Kindness breeds connection and redemption and change for the better.

And another thing that I will hold firmly to is that "you don't owe people forgiveness" and "people are allowed to be forgiven" can and should co-exist.

People are allowed to love characters that have done terrible things. People are allowed to hate those characters.

Characters AND people are ALLOWED TO CHANGE AND HAVE GROWTH. They are allowed to be treated with love and kindness. They are allowed to be happy. They are allowed to take accountability for their actions and still be treated with unconditional kindness.

Because if they aren't, then I truly have no hope that things will ever get better. Not everything is black and white, having a "Good vs Bad and that's all there is too it" is such an elementary belief. Things aren't that simplistic in fiction or in life.

Oooo I have so much more to say but I'm going to end this here before I start rambling. I'll get too worked up.

“Omggg, that Star Wars ship is like sooo problematic??!!!! One of them committed literal genocide???”

Do not. Give a fuck.

I am a tired, overworked bisexual man who just wants to look at big hairy Star Wars men kiss and fuck in my free time.

And I’ll take “he committed genocide but he’s really sorry and the sexy purple alien critter forgives him” over “one or both of these men are literal slaves and it’s never fucking addressed ever” or “literally the creepiest most vile puss stained napkin paired with a character who is too good for them and is uncomfortable around them 95% of the time they interact”

[crows-junk-pile]

favorite word?

bloorp

[evermorethecrow]

bleepin it on the bloorp

[milkteeeeeth]

Bloorp bleeeep

[dollsonmain]

Crisper

The default paint is still under there, so everywhere the factory paint was blorped out of place, there are still paint bloorps, like on that one leaf there.

That way if at any time anyone that owns this pony wants to take her back to her factory paint, or wants to better match the colors (😬) it’s relatively easy to do so.

[sans-undertale]

i offer each one of you two brazilian reais

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

bloorp

[user-needs-new-hyperfixation]

WIP Game

Thanks @hergan416 for the tag!

Rules: I'll list the file names of my WIPs below. Send me an ask about one that interests you and I'll tell you more about it/post an excerpt.

All my WIPs are currently Moriarty the Patriot except the one embryonic original work.

If you're under 18 please don't ask about my E rated works.

Enjoy this glimpse of my very Rational and Organized file naming system.

mycallsjkjl (This fic did have a coherent file name but I changed it to avoid spoilers lol. Rated T or M, not sure yet.)

Moriarthree picnic (G or T)

13 (story is E but this chapter thus far is M-ish)

Fangs (E)

Bloorp (probably rated M)

*bLOOP (original work, no idea on rating but thus far T

Hergan and I have a lot of the same go-to tags haha! They're both already doing it, but go send Hergan and @seeingteacupsindragons some WIP asks! And if you're a writer and you want to do this, consider yourself tagged by me. [Please make your own separate post to avoid clogging others dashboards]

[kaiamtt]

SHMORT AND BLOORP ARE SPROUTING AYYY

These two out of all the marigolds I planted are growing! Yippee!! Just something I thought I’d share!

[the-literal-sun]

what flavour is the styx my dude

Blrp blep bloorp blerb!

[i-writes-things]

Can I join the taglist :)

bloorp beepp boop chink chonk BEEP

Yes you have been added!!