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lalectricedumonde · 18 days ago
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"They're masters at their respective fields, but at least one of them thinks the other is wayyy out of their league and *neither* realizes they have a competency kink until it's wayyy too late"
I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
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phoenix-art-official · 11 months ago
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my baby, my baby, you're my baby, say it to me
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chaoticsoysauce · 9 months ago
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i am not drawing it atm but this has to be said
Bloodweave works excellently as a tangled au (shadowzel and wyllach too if you want but bloodweave is the most fitting)
Think about it:
Purple coded character that loves learning about the world is trapped in a tower due to an abusive older woman who is only interested in their power
The purple coded character meets the sarcastic yet charismatic criminal that initially is only using the purple coded character as a means to an end but ends up falling for them
They have multiple antics and they have a romantic moment IN A BOAT TOGETHER
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iseppie · 3 months ago
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sorry dude imma stop playing with your pussy so you can finish telling me about that gale x astarion fic
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fates-calling · 1 year ago
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As much as I love Gale becoming a professor and returning to Waterdeep post game, I adore him becoming an adventurer.
Hear me out.
Gale, learning spells that he never would have touched while he was in Waterdeep & with Mystra, spells like Witch Bolt & Magic Missle. Unimpressive and built to do one thing, hurt your enemies. He relizes quickly he had a nack for these kinds of spells, spells that Mystra would have never been impressed by. They're crude and simple.
He feels bad at first, for finding accomplishment when he preforms them well. Mostky, because he has never been too fond of hurting people. Though, he finds himself enjoying watching evil crumble. But these feelings slowly fade faster than he thought they would.
Whenever Karlach yells "Fuck yeah! Fireball!" During the heat of battle and begs him to teach her (which he as kindly as possible refuses to do) as adrenline & pride rush through him. When Wyll claps a hand on his shoulder after a hard won battle, and grins at him saying: "You're a life saver" and he feels utterly triumphant, and a bit smug.
When Astarion pulls him into a suprise hug, out of sight from everyone else after killing Cazador: and simply tell hims when he pulls away, "I didn't know you learned Sunbeam." And his heart leaps woth a fuzzy-warmth he would never associate with the vampire.
When Shadowheart presses a hand to his forehead for a Cure Wounds after he got a bit too close to the battle and affectionately calls him an idiot for it.
When Lae'zel gives him a wicked grin as his Lighting Bolt downs enemies by the handful without breaking a sweat. Utterly impressed, and perhaps, a bit turned on: making him flush fiercly.
With every battle he wins,every drop of blood he sheds: Gale moves further and further away from the man he was. Further and further from the man who was willing to die for Mystra's forgiveness. He becomes a hero. He becomes a man who craves power - his ambitions & passion once more relight, more so than he ever before as he spots that crown ontop of the Netherbrain.
A man, that by Act 3 is enthralled as he sneaks with Astarion, dodging deadly traps to raid one of the most famous wizard's in Baldur's Gate safes. Read knowledge that had been kept from him, and thousands others. Be able to face the goddess of magic herself, and essentially, tell her to get fucked. To be able to apeak his mind to her instead of rolling over and taking it!
And in the end?
He finds out that he is simpky Gale. And that Gale is good enough. That Gale likes adventure and danger. Oh, will he miss Waterdeep and his mother, but he can always visit! Send letters home. He cant quite give up on all of these new things he has discovered. He doesn't need the crown, or Mystra. He doesn't rven need big fanyc illusion magic as he forces reality to bend to his will with the Weave, though, he still loves and pratices it.
No.
This time - reality is enough. He is enough. And sure, reality isn't always pretty. Sometimes reailty is Lea'zel handing you bloody scrolls you know she plucked off a body. But she knew you would want them. Sometimes, it's trying to make a dinner for five (and you) straving adverntures with nothing but potatoes and a cheese wheel you plucked off of goblin corpses.
But it's yours. And it's you for the first time.
Also.
Someone has to keep Astarion in check, and help the rouge protect the Sword Coast with Wyll serving Avernus. And who better than, a master of the Weave like Gale to help him protect it from the shadows, and tell him no. Sometimes.
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queercatboyrights · 1 year ago
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Bloodweave discussing books together to me looks like that one video of the two guys aggressively arguing about the wizard of oz
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Astarion: HOLD ON! HOLD ON!! HOLD ON!!
Astarion: Her sister was a WITCH, RIGHT? And what was HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!
Gale, to Tav: I'm gonna stab him
Astarion: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?
Gale: It's my favorite book!-
Astarion: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, GALE. GROW UP BRO
Gale: I'm not fighting with him- I'm not fighting with you. Get educated! you motherf-
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nivasichakano · 10 months ago
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✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ Modern AU YouTuber BloodWeave ✧₊⁺⋆☾⋆.˚₊✩
Me: Wouldn't it be funny if Mystra (under the alias "LadyOfMysteries") is on all the Gale Discords and reblogs horny Gale content on her Tumblr. @astraliaa & @bluebeebalmwrites: *proceed to create an entire nuanced YouTuber BloodWeave modern AU narrative over the course of the next hour* ~ I had to write it. ~ Astarion lies in the dark of his room, the only light the artificial glow of his phone, illuminating his face. His eyes narrow as he taps ‘play’.
“Hello again!” A tinny, almost muffled voice rings out cheerily. The man on the screen is about the same age as Astarion, perhaps a little older. He has long-ish brown hair scruffily tied back in a half bun, stubble, and large, tortoiseshell glasses. He's wearing the most heinous purple fleece. From what Astarion can see behind the man, he looks to be sitting in a fairly cluttered kitchen.
Astarion skips ahead in the video. Ten minutes in — ten minutes — the man says, “Anyhow, back to today’s Five Things About Magic video! This time, I’m going to look at five spells absolutely anyone can master. Even you!” The man points into the camera in a way that makes Astarion want to die. 
“First up, we’ve got a really easy one. This is a very handy little cantrip for lighting candles, getting the hob going, seeing in the dark, and so on. Obviously, at higher levels, it gets a bit more dangerous but we don’t need to worry about that just yet. Okay, here it is.” The man tilts his chin down, smiling into the camera before flicking his fingers at a candle on the table in front of him. “Ignis.”
The wick flares into life and the man winks. “See? Simple. And very manageable for anyone to get to grips with, even your granny who always regretted never learning magic will be able to grasp this one!”
Fire bolt is the only cantrip Astarion can do. Grimacing, he skips ahead again. The whole thing is about 45 minutes long. At one point, the entire screen goes blank as the wizard’s phone falls flat without him realizing. The video ends as he’s halfway through rounding up the information for the sixth cantrip on his list. In his Five Things video. Astarion doesn’t know why, but this grates on him even more than the hideous picture quality.
As he always does, Astarion tortures himself by obsessively refreshing the page, watching the likes go up exponentially. The wizard only just posted the video — at 1am on a weekday ffs — and the likes are already in the thousands. Astarion knows that, by this time tomorrow, they'll be in the millions. 
He scrolls down and flicks through the comments, just to fuel the acidic rage in his chest.
GalesGal: Tysm professor! Amazing lesson as always! <3
WhatsMyMageAgain: can’t wait to start trying these, thx for making magic so accessible
LadyOfMysteries: Looking good as always professor! ;) <3
He gets through hundreds of comments before he can find a single negative one. 
Popper78656: yeh ‘free magic for the ppl’ but still happy to monetize Ur content aren't you. Hipocrit 
Astarion feels a pleasant little twist of schadenfreude and taps on the replies. 
WizardOfWaterdeep: Hi there! Many thanks for your comment! Yes, this channel is monetized but all proceeds go to the Mites of Mystra charity, which helps bring magic tuition to disadvantaged kids. Thanks for your donation :)
Astarion's lip curls. This. Fucking. Guy. 
A notification distracts him and he opens the latest video on his own channel, a timelapse of the gorgeous gown he created for a drag friend. Weeks of work. He still feels proud watching it. 
There's a new comment.
Yolohump: love this! Sent you a DM, possible opportunity
Heart fluttering with excitement, Astarion taps on his messages.
Yolohump: u r SEW beautiful ;) wanna f**k?
Astarion lets out a groan and throws his phone across the room, burying his head in his pillow. 
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wilhelmloverera · 11 months ago
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AngelEyes by ABBA but it's bloodweave is so unexpected but I can't stop thinking about it
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junietuesday · 6 months ago
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and what if i said that re: adventure time songs "everything in you" is the vibe of ascended bloodweave and "monster" is spawn/professor bloodweave
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soul-of-rei · 11 months ago
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i see your tags . i am on your shoulder cartoon devil style and telling you to pick up the pen
ALSO SPEAKING AS SOMEBODY WHO ONLY KNOWS THE BARE MINIMUM OF GOOD OMENS AND THE INEFFABLE HUSBANDS i just wanna say im pretty sure bg3 has their equivalent in bloodweave (gale [the one played by tim downie] + astarion)
my defense:
autistic book nerd and king who has the Audacity to fight God + chaotic theater gay that gives cat vibes and may need Therapy
aziraphale and gale sound like the type that would have solidarity in old man knees . idek if thats canon for aziraphale but it sure as hell is for gale
aziraphale and gale rhyme holy shit thats becoming a legitimate bullet point AJSJSJSJA
the book nerds live in their own private library . gale has a whole ass wizards tower while aziraphale has his book shop (that iirc he doesnt even sell the books in it ???)
crowley and astarion are the same fruit men . i also dont know how to explain that crowley just gives me 8 strength vibes as well . even if he was an angel you cant tell me this man can lift more than three books at once
"fuck the gods that did nothing for us. what if we chose each other" vibes from the both of them (idc what the other endings for gale are hes denouncing mystra in my canon bc i say so <33)
is aziraphale the type to have a cat . he seems so . how about a cat w wings (<-a tressym) . theyd absolutely bond over that
if you replaced the cutscenes of astarions little hissy fits w crowley i think itd honestly still be pretty in character
if i manage to pirate good omens one of these days i will be confirming if my hypothesis is correct <33
Ooooh now we're talking :)))))) I'll try to be brief (< lying)
yup that's them.
'may need therapy' we all know they do, the 'may' is only there bc they either won't admit it (Aziraphale & Gale) or would have to get dragged kicking & screaming before ultimately weaseling their way out of it looney tunes style (Crowley & Astarion)
Aziraphale is an old man in all aspects except one (biologically), however Crowley is the same age and he would definitely have old man knees. he doesn't know what to do with his joints half of the time due to being snek
yeah there are no books being sold in that bookshop fgfjkfggnv. like, it's all first editions and what-not so i totally get not wanting to give any away but then why open a shop??? instead of a collection???
yk what, fair enough. Crowley is a noodle, those arms aren't doing much more opening doors for his angel. tbf he can lift multiple potted plants at once but that's more spite than anything
i could also totally see Astarion doing the Crowley Walk(TM)
"fuck the gods that did nothing for us. what if we chose each other vibes" so true, no notes.
aziraphale doesn't have a pet (yet) but I think he would love a cat (I mean, he's got Crowley hanging around, basically the same). A tressym is just a very peculiar step up from that (consider: it has it's own wings to match him and Crowley, which is really adorable!!)
crowley's hissy fits are great and can likewise be replaced with Astarion's.
similiar additions which would probably still be in character:
C slammed Aziraphale into a wall for calling him nice
C went out into the middle of the street when he got really frustrated/anxious and exploded lightning from his body
C agreed to take care of the bookshop, not selling any books etc. but tossed any books he was holding into some corner whenever
both of them evaded the immediate ire of their higher ups by pointing out a technicality that amounted to 'this word is explained to be different from the one you're using, but through a miniscule footnote on the last page of this giagantic book'
Aziraphale has an incredible hard time overcoming the trauma and toxic mindset upheld by his superiors, including how he views himself and his partner (that one's just sad, sry)
Solid ground for a hypothesis I'd say :))
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kittenintheden · 11 months ago
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can I just real quick mention how tickled I am that on a hugely successful game in an industry largely dominated by straight cis men, many of who play this game based on a property that is ALSO largely coded toward straight men, they chose to highlight the new companion kisses with all same-sex couples.
like. they released the stats. most people playing this game are dudes romancing the female characters. and they were like lol have some Halstarion, Shadow'zel, and Bloodweave everybody, happy VDay <3
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nerdepic · 4 months ago
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doppler and amelia r so bloodweave coded
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yaoiconnoisseur · 1 year ago
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This is so Bloodweave coded oh my god
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reineyday · 3 days ago
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can't stop thinking about how cute a tangled au is for bloodweave. we've got the rakish, charming, swashbuckling, thieving rogue in astarion, and a magical, long-haired, interested-in-learning and extremely purple-coded wizard that's been sequestered in a tower for various reasons and has an animal sidekick in gale!!! it's perfect.
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arakkiisuperstar · 9 months ago
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and if i said they were bloodweave coded would i be stoned? would i be burned? would yall tell the church and have me tried?
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dreamingofthewild · 7 months ago
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I can't believe that there is not a Beauty and the Beast AU yet for either Bloodweave or Bladeweave.
Gale is Belle coded. A book lover and nerd who is considered to be a social outcast by the townsfolk for being 'different'. He is also the son of a single parent.
Then either Astarion or Wyll is the beast who was cursed by a hag, and who Gale is forced to live with to save his mother.
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