#gale and astarion just have the bickering lovers with severely opposing opinions on things they both like vibes to me alright

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Bloodweave discussing books together to me looks like that one video of the two guys aggressively arguing about the wizard of oz

like

Astarion: HOLD ON! HOLD ON!! HOLD ON!!

Astarion: Her sister was a WITCH, RIGHT? And what was HER SISTER? A PRINCESS! THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!

Gale, to Tav: I'm gonna stab him

Astarion: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG?

Gale: It's my favorite book!-

Astarion: SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, GALE. GROW UP BRO

Gale: I'm not fighting with him- I'm not fighting with you. Get educated! you motherf-