#bloodlines quotes

[swiftiesbuddie]

“Buck should become a Diaz”

“Eddie should become a Buckley”

“They should hyphenate and be the Buckley-Diazes”

WRONG, both sets of parents suck

They should both take the name Nash

[idliketobeatree]

(x) + crystal palace, dead boy detectives

[aspen-charminghearts]

That one time Chloe got injured during swords and shield and wakes up in the hospital slightly drugged up on pain medication:

Red: [Anxiously waiting by Chloe’s bedside holding her hand]

Chloe: [Slowly blinks awake]

Red with severe relief: Chloe oh my goodness! [Fretting over Chloe] How are you feeling Bluely?

Chloe looking at Red up and down:

Chloe looking severely dreamy eyed the second she takes Red in: Woah.

[A minute later of Chloe dazed, staring at Red with heart eyes]

Red: Bluely?? Auradon to Chloe??? Are you okay? Do I need to get you a doctor?

Chloe bluntly, staring at Red like she’s the world: You’re very pretty and nice. Will you be my girlfriend?

Red:

Red: I already am your girlfriend.

Chloe processing that for a second: [Slight confusion]

Chloe finally understanding: I’M DATING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON?! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND???

Red severely flattered: Why thank you princess. [Kisses Chloe’s hand]

Chloe: [Becomes a flustered mess]

[incorrectwwe]

Roman: You guys really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Sami: Several traffic violations.

Jimmy: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Jey: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Paul: Also, that’s not our car.

[vanityangel]

"I have a feeling what Solo was trying to intimate to the Tribal Chief is that, 'without respect I don't follow you'."

[acknowledge-reigns]

Pinterest Quotes that made me think of the OG Bloodline ☝🏾❤:

[cod-dump]

Soldier: You work with two Johns? Doesn’t that get confusing?

Gaz: Not really. Soap is ‘Johnny’ and Price is just ‘John’

Soldier: How did you decide who’s who?

Gaz: I called Price ‘Johnny’ only once and… well… let’s just say the look on his face made me never want to call him ‘Johnny’ again

[gamequoteshowdown]

WARNING THIS POLL CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE FOLLOWING GAMES: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, Professor Layton

Quote 1: "You... you betrayed me! I gave you guidance, responsibility, opportunity, power. And now, you enter my building, cripple my organization, kill my most loyal associates. You Judas, you devil!" - Sebastian LaCroix, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

Quote 2: "My Name is Jean Descole. I am an artistic man of Science, with rather lofty goals." - Jean Descole, Professor Layton

Propaganda under cut

Quote 1: Sebastian LaCroix is a great bullshit artist. The first time you meet him he's about to have you executed, but when everyone gets mad, he says he's actually going to spare you and make you his protege and acts like this was his idea the whole time. He sends you on suicide missions (because you're his best vampire and he definitely expected you to succeed), sets you up as a witness to frame another vampire for murder, sets a pack of werewolves on you when you find out about it, then frames you for another murder and calls a vampire blood hunt on you. Then, if you don't side with him at the end of the game, he acts so shocked. You've betrayed him despite all the great opportunities he gave you as an expendable pawn.

Quote 2: My bbgirlllllll He's soooooooo silly and fun and full of issues

@confusedbyinterface @layton-heritage-posts

[prowrestlingindustrialcomplex]

Drew: *to Solo* Merry Drewmas.

Drew: *To Roman* Merry Drewmas, kiss my arse.

Drew: *to Jimmy* Kiss my arse

Drew: *to Sami* Kiss your arse.

Drew: *to Jey* Kiss his arse.

Drew: *to Paul Heyman* Happy Hanukkah.

[gllerr]

U SaID no killiNg waS uptIOnAl, rIGHT?...ii FUCKING LOVE IT!

(LaCroix should have known who's he dealing after Elizabeth Dane)

[deadpoolsmom]

one piece au where Garp just out the gate claims that Ace is Dragon’s son

Like what are the marines/Sengoku gonna do - ask Dragon to verify? Track down the world’s most wanted man for a paternity test?

“Wouldn’t Dragon care / contradict this?” Dragon is intentionally not associated with his actual son, so 50/50 he’d even know. And what is he gonna care the government think he has 2 kids by 2 moms? He’s not gonna tell them anything. He’d probably let them believe that to fuck w them + so the son of another of their enemies lives free / isn’t targeted for his blood

“Portgas D Rouge was an associate of Roger and they were specifically looking for a baby” Well maybe she had questionable taste after his death. Dragon was already a Revolutionary at that point, so it’s not like the WG know what he is doing.

“Why does Ace use his mother’s family name?” He loves his mom and thinks his “dad’s” a deadbeat

“Why doesn’t Luffy then?” Same as canon. Garp still doesn’t know it and Luffy doesn’t care about dads

I don’t think it would necessarily solve Marineford or make it so that Ace survives, but I do think it would be extremely funny

[dunbonnets]

Klaus: You cannot avoid me for long! You are just an ordinary human... but I am Klaus Mikaelson! The Original Hybrid!

Evelyn: Well, then here's an interesting lesson for you... never underestimate an ordinary human!

[alonelybih]

Rhea: How do you do it?

Jey: Do what?

Rhea: Pretend that you’re okay when you’re not.

Jey: I’m not pretending.

Rhea: You are. And it breaks my heart. I’m here for you. You can let your guard down. I got you.

[purplepeiskos]

Blood never abandons.

That is why I trust it.

Trust it even when the red of it stains the white rugs of my heart,

rejoice in it even when it covers the moon of my dreams in a scarlet hue.

Who you are will definitely catch up with you someday.

You can never be rid of it, truly.

Make peace with it.

Remember, blood cannot abandon.

[incorrectwwe]

Roman: What goes up but never comes down?

Jey: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

[luxthestrange]

Incorrect quotes#777 Weddin' crashin'

When You Found out...Some Witches Kidnapped Mammon to Force Him to Marry the Elder Witch in the human world...so you and Solomon went out to find the wedding location..

Mc*Looks at all doors and windows are reinforced and looks at Solomon*Everything is locked down! How are we gonna get in?

Solo*Looking around and patting his pants when he pulled out a key with a keychain Chibi Mc Sheep ...It was the key to mammon's car*

-As the two got into the driveway to search for mammon car, Solomon puts the keys on and turns them on...but goes thru the radio to pick the perfect song going with "F*ck you up! Hits"-

Solo*Has hands on the wheel*Buckle up my love~WE'RE DOING A SHREK!~

-At the wedding-

Mam*Was putting on a wedding dress and being held to be in place along with Witch, mouth covered with tape*

CRAAAAAAASH

Solo*Opening the door of the vehicle abit dizzy*I OBJEEECT!?*falls into the rubble*

Mc*Getting out of the vehicle and jumping on the hood towards the to look at the Witches with glaring glowing eyes green and yellow... your pact mark with Mammon & Satan glowing *YOU WANT MY MAMMON...YOUR GONNA HAVE TO KILL ME!?!

CovenHead*Rolls eyes and snaps her fingers and points to you signalling her coven to kill you*

You soon enough launch yourself toward one the biggest witch and...MASSACRETING THEM IN YOUR PATH OF WRATH...

CovenHead*Frowning*WHAT THE FUCK-THEY'RE JUST A HUMAN!*Moves out of the way from a witch that falls near her now being choked by viscera, grabs her, and pushes her towards the angry human*THEY'RE JUST ONE HUMAN!KILL THEM-*Stops talking when the one witch was killed in an instant she pushed her their way*

Mam*Taken aback by You easily making your way thru One the Strongest Witches*...

Solo*Backs you up but is soon grabbed by you and is used like a bat to hit another witch*

Mc*As you drive around the vehicle destroying the cake, tables, and seats on your path you speed up to the altar with an enraged glare at Coven Head but stop at the last min, get off punch the last witch standing on your path, Glaring up at the leader*...

CovenHead*Looks down at you as you grab Mammon and throw him over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and rolls his eyes and huffs*...

Mc*Looking at her, pointing at Mammon's ass and then at self*THIS ASS IS MINE!?!*Slaps Mammon's ass to emphasize that*

Mam*Eyes widen and blushes as he looks extremely happy thru his eyes*!?!?

Solo: HAHA!~*Laughs at them, He too is now carried like Mammon by you*

Solomon is your ride or die...humans scaring the crap out of everyone!