#bloodlines quotes

[swiftiesbuddie]

“Buck should become a Diaz”

“Eddie should become a Buckley”

“They should hyphenate and be the Buckley-Diazes”

WRONG, both sets of parents suck

They should both take the name Nash

[incorrectwwe]

Jey: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Sami: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Jimmy: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

[idliketobeatree]

(x) + crystal palace, dead boy detectives

[aspen-charminghearts]

That one time Chloe got injured during swords and shield and wakes up in the hospital slightly drugged up on pain medication:

Red: [Anxiously waiting by Chloe’s bedside holding her hand]

Chloe: [Slowly blinks awake]

Red with severe relief: Chloe oh my goodness! [Fretting over Chloe] How are you feeling Bluely?

Chloe looking at Red up and down:

Chloe looking severely dreamy eyed the second she takes Red in: Woah.

[A minute later of Chloe dazed, staring at Red with heart eyes]

Red: Bluely?? Auradon to Chloe??? Are you okay? Do I need to get you a doctor?

Chloe bluntly, staring at Red like she’s the world: You’re very pretty and nice. Will you be my girlfriend?

Red:

Red: I already am your girlfriend.

Chloe processing that for a second: [Slight confusion]

Chloe finally understanding: I’M DATING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON I’VE EVER LAID MY EYES ON?! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND???

Red severely flattered: Why thank you princess. [Kisses Chloe’s hand]

Chloe: [Becomes a flustered mess]

[yridenergyridenergy]

Quotes from the members of Dir en grey from Bloodline of Resonance

Toshiya: "I might have thought that Dir en grey would be over after putting out Wither."

Die: "To be honest, it's not a big deal to go overseas. Wherever we go, Dir en grey is Dir en grey."

Kaoru: "When there's so much that is lacking, and there is nothing that can be done, we say: "I'll try to do something about it.", it's really the determination that makes it happen."

Kyo: "I didn't think for 1mm that we would be popular."

Shinya: "I've always thought of living my life knowing that I could die at any moment."

[prowrestlingindustrialcomplex]

Jey: *Answers his landline hotel phone* Yo.

Drew: *Dressed as the Ghostface killer brandishing a sword and petting one of his cats* *in a creepy voice* Hello, Jey. Whit are ye doin’?

Jey: Nothin’. Sittin’ here watchin’ the game. Smokin’ a Bud.

Drew: Are ye all alone?

Jimmy: *pops up from the kitchen* WHAAASSSSUUUPPP???!!!

Drew: Who teh fuck is that?!

Jey: WHASUUPPP?!! Yo, Uce, pick up the phone!

Jimmy: *picks up the phone in kitchen* WWHHHAAAAASSSSUPPP?!!!

Drew and Jey: WWWHHAAASSSSUUUUUPPPP??!!!

Jey: Yo, Sami! Pick up the phone!

Sami: *picks up bedroom phone* Yo.

Drew: WWWHHHAASSSUUPP?!!

Sami: WHASSSUPPP??!!

Jimmy and Jey: WWWHHAAASSSUUUUPPP??!!!

Sami: WWWHHAAASSSUUPPP?!!

*They all hang up except Jey*

Jey: So what you doin’, Uce?

Drew: Nothin’, mate. Just chillin’, killin’.

Jey: Yeet. Yeet.

[vanityangel]

"I have a feeling what Solo was trying to intimate to the Tribal Chief is that, 'without respect I don't follow you'."

[acknowledge-reigns]

Pinterest Quotes that made me think of the OG Bloodline ☝🏾❤:

[cod-dump]

Soldier: You work with two Johns? Doesn’t that get confusing?

Gaz: Not really. Soap is ‘Johnny’ and Price is just ‘John’

Soldier: How did you decide who’s who?

Gaz: I called Price ‘Johnny’ only once and… well… let’s just say the look on his face made me never want to call him ‘Johnny’ again

[gamequoteshowdown]

WARNING THIS POLL CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE FOLLOWING GAMES: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, Professor Layton

Quote 1: "You... you betrayed me! I gave you guidance, responsibility, opportunity, power. And now, you enter my building, cripple my organization, kill my most loyal associates. You Judas, you devil!" - Sebastian LaCroix, Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

Quote 2: "My Name is Jean Descole. I am an artistic man of Science, with rather lofty goals." - Jean Descole, Professor Layton

Propaganda under cut

Quote 1: Sebastian LaCroix is a great bullshit artist. The first time you meet him he's about to have you executed, but when everyone gets mad, he says he's actually going to spare you and make you his protege and acts like this was his idea the whole time. He sends you on suicide missions (because you're his best vampire and he definitely expected you to succeed), sets you up as a witness to frame another vampire for murder, sets a pack of werewolves on you when you find out about it, then frames you for another murder and calls a vampire blood hunt on you. Then, if you don't side with him at the end of the game, he acts so shocked. You've betrayed him despite all the great opportunities he gave you as an expendable pawn.

Quote 2: My bbgirlllllll He's soooooooo silly and fun and full of issues

@confusedbyinterface @layton-heritage-posts

[wrestling-girl-79]

Incorrect WWE Quotes

This is the first time I’ve done this so I hope you find them amusing 😁

[gllerr]

U SaID no killiNg waS uptIOnAl, rIGHT?...ii FUCKING LOVE IT!

(LaCroix should have known who's he dealing after Elizabeth Dane)

[incorrectwwe]

Jey: Why are you smiling?

Roman: What? I can’t just be happy?

Jimmy: He saw Solo trip and fall in the parking lot.

[dunbonnets]

Klaus: You cannot avoid me for long! You are just an ordinary human... but I am Klaus Mikaelson! The Original Hybrid!

Evelyn: Well, then here's an interesting lesson for you... never underestimate an ordinary human!

[deadpoolsmom]

one piece au where Garp just out the gate claims that Ace is Dragon’s son

Like what are the marines/Sengoku gonna do - ask Dragon to verify? Track down the world’s most wanted man for a paternity test?

“Wouldn’t Dragon care / contradict this?” Dragon is intentionally not associated with his actual son, so 50/50 he’d even know. And what is he gonna care the government think he has 2 kids by 2 moms? He’s not gonna tell them anything. He’d probably let them believe that to fuck w them + so the son of another of their enemies lives free / isn’t targeted for his blood

“Portgas D Rouge was an associate of Roger and they were specifically looking for a baby” Well maybe she had questionable taste after his death. Dragon was already a Revolutionary at that point, so it’s not like the WG know what he is doing.

“Why does Ace use his mother’s family name?” He loves his mom and thinks his “dad’s” a deadbeat

“Why doesn’t Luffy then?” Same as canon. Garp still doesn’t know it and Luffy doesn’t care about dads

I don’t think it would necessarily solve Marineford or make it so that Ace survives, but I do think it would be extremely funny

[alonelybih]

Rhea: How do you do it?

Jey: Do what?

Rhea: Pretend that you’re okay when you’re not.

Jey: I’m not pretending.

Rhea: You are. And it breaks my heart. I’m here for you. You can let your guard down. I got you.