#blondie x tuco

[liveactionproblematicotd]

Today's problematic ship is Blondie and Tuco from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Toxic

Requested by Anonymous

[mf-keee]

I’m back ! with some little silly doodles

Maybe Im gonna post more art abt gbu or maybe some rawhide ones idk but I’ll try to do something at least 💀

[angel-eyes]

Here’s the first reader insert headcannons for tgtbatu that were in my drafts I think these were written after bawling my eyes out so 😭

The main three catching you crying:

Angel eyes:

Sentenza will hold his pipe in between your lips until he’s sure you can hold it on your own. Take as many puffs as you want, hell, use the whole pouch of tobacco if you like

This turns into you two passing it back and fourth until your tears have of dried a little.

It’s fine if you don’t want to talk it out, he keeps his secrets too.

But if you do, Sentenza does this thing where he slowly leans in inch by inch until your forehead is pressed against his, and you can feel his mustache tickling your top lip every time you speak.

Tuco:

“Hey, hey now come to Tuco.”

He’ll bunch you up in his arms as if you were clothes he’s just pulled off the line. Nuzzling all over your face and practically drying your tears with his kisses.

You don’t really even have to talk about it because he’s whispering in your ear in Spanish

“Conejito bonito por favor no llores”

And you’re not immune to this whatsoever because by the time he’s done you’re giggling in his lap

Blondie (this one was hard tbh):

You two just kinda of stared at each other for a few minutes. Until he motions for you both to sit at opposite ends of the room.

Blondie will throw you a cigar and match, breaking the silence by saying something totally unrelated.

“Nice day today huh?” it comes off as him not caring but it’s actually a ploy to take your mind off of whatever’s troubling you

Because by the end of the night you’re both comparing guns and trying on the other’s gun belt.

[seadem-on]

I figure Blondie would be so jealous of Tuco’s past marriages. He would constantly ask “so did you do x with your wife” “did you take her to y” and Tuco would have to do everything he says because otherwise Blondie would pout so hard and he cannot stand Blondie being inconvenienced in the least

When Blondie wants something he just gives Tuco that wide eyed stare he gave him when he asked to kill some men for him and Tuco is not able to say no ever

[dondalsy]

there is a little corner in my brain that is constantly occupied by tuco x blondie thoughts

[khazadspoon]

Blondie x tuco touch prompt 20?

20 - bandaging/stitching up an injury

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“Ah! Watch it, Blondie!” Tuco hisses as the thread pulls.

Blondie mutters a quiet apology and continues his task. He’s never enjoyed this particular side effect of their business; injuries happen, of course, but it’s always worse when it’s a hand that’s injured. The cut on Tuco’s palm is deep enough to warrant stitches, and Blondie grits his teeth a little each time Tuco winces. He has one hand cradling Tuco’s as the other does its gruesome task. He’s a killer by design, but he doesn’t set out to cause pain. Most of the time, at least.

“You should be more careful,” he says as the last stitch is tied. “If something happens to your hands…”

Tuco shrugs, his hand still cradled in Blondie’s. “I’ve got two hands. If one isn’t quite as fast as the other, I’ll still be a better shot than you.”

He huffs a laugh at that. “I don’t doubt that.”

The bandage is clean, thankfully, and Blondie finds himself staring at the contrast of white bandage on tanned skin. He strokes a finger lightly over the material, careful not to put any pressure on the wound beneath.

“Still…” he holds Tuco’s hand and deliberately doesn’t meet the man’s eyes. “Would be a shame to lose a talent like yours due to carelessness.”

Tuco’s fingers twitch. He doesn’t draw back, his hand warm where it lies. Their knees press together and Blondie draws Tuco’s hand closer, pretending to inspect his work.

“Not that I’m saying you’re careless,” he adds.

“You better not be.” Tuco’s fingers curl, brushing Blondie’s lightly.

He looks up and catches Tuco’s gaze. The man is staring at him, face set in a carefully neutral expression, but Blondie can see the cautious interest in it. The caution flees, replaced by pure anticipation as Blondie raises the hand to his lips. He presses a kiss to the bandage, eyes never leaving Tuco’s, his lips curving into a smile as Tuco strokes his cheek with a thumb.

“Feeling better?” Blondie feels the warmth of Tuco’s skin and resists the urge to burrow into it. Tuco nods. “Good.”

Tuco smiles at him, he smiles back. Maybe it isn’t the worst chore after all.

[niccage]

do you have clint eastwood yaoi recommendations

Tbh???? All 258 works in the The Good The Bad and The Ugly (1966) tag 😭😭😭😭😭 Tuco x Blondie is probably the more popular ship but im down unfortunately bad for Angel Eyes x Blondie 😔😔😔😔😔😔 But also Manco x Mortimer from For a Few Dollars More (1965) have me hooked too 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

[anxiouscowboy]

This post made me realize that Blondie and Tuco are high key THE autism x ADHD duo (why have I never thought of this before?) !!!

[thealmightyemprex]

Brother I want you to answer ALL THE VALENTINE SHIP ASKS X3

Your favourite non-canon ship?   Tuco X Blondie

Is there a ship you didn’t like at first but ultimately started shipping? Mina X Dracula from Bram Stokers Dracula ,Riddler X Penguin and  Classic Sherlock and Classic Watson 

What is the rarest rare pair (that you ship)? Renfield X Dracula 

Name a popular ship you don’t get the appeal of.:REYLO .The fact that became canon but Stormpilot didnt is something I think about sometimes 

What is your most fluffy + happy ship?Gabu X Mei 

What is your most angsty ship ? Enjolres X Grantier

A non-canon ship that should be canon?Scar X Zira 

Your oldest ship; the one you’ve shipped for the longest time?Scar X Zira

What ship represents the kind of relationship you’d love to have? Mei and Gabu or Seymour and Audrey 

Is there a ship that makes your skin crawl?Shipping real people 

What is a character you can only imagine in one particular ship?Jafar X MAleficent 

What is your favourite canon ship? Seymour and Audrey  or Batman and Catwoman 

Name a ship that deserved more content?Gabu X Mei 

Is there a ship you feel gets undeserved hate in fandom? I dont reallly follow fandom oppinions on ships 

What is the first ship you had?Scar X Zira 

Is there a ship that made you realise something about yourself?*ABundance of MXM ships*.....Dont think I’m straight 

Is there a type of ship you always go for? Villain ships 

Is there a ship the writers have ruined for you?Harley and Poison Ivy 

Is there a ship the fandom has ruined for you?Never shipped it but I am SICK of Steve X Bucky 

Have you ever created fan created content for a ship? Helping someone with a fancomic,does that count ? 

Favourite thing you’ve ever created for a ship ?I reallly havent 

Is there a ship you’ll never admit you have?Nope

Have you ever started shipping a ship because of the fans?Riddler X PEnguin 

What is one scene you want to see happen for all your ships?*Sitting on a porch drinking tea together while watchi8ng sunrise *

I there a ship you wish you didn’t know existed? Several which is why I ignore 

Name a ship that ended like you wanted it to.?Gabu X Mei 

Name a ship that deserved better in the end.STORMPILOT 

Is there a character you have several ships for?Dracula and Scar (Dracula has Mina,Van Helsing,Renfield and his brides,Scar has Zira and Shere Khan ) 

What is the ship you ignore 98% of canon for?Most of the Dracula ships

Is there a ship you like but you dislike the fandom?Again I dont often interact with the fandom                                                                                                                                                                                                       @metropolitan-mutant-of-ark

[mf-keee]

Tuco and Blondie quietly enjoying a nice sunset at the beach

(Always taking reference from silly cats pictures cuz it’s funny)

I’m trying to do more colored stuff even tho I’m very lazy

[ariel-seagull-wings]

@superkingofpriderock @metropolitan-mutant-of-ark

I finally watched The Good, The Bad and The Ugly on Youtube last night.

I went to it skeptical, thinking that i wasn't going to like it, because i am not a fan of Evil x Evil Stories: usually in that kind of stories, the world has literary nothing to fight for, and no hope, and you don't care who wins or who loses, you just want everyone to get blowed up so you can be free of the misery fest already.

But... to my surprise, i was engaged in the movie, and found the trio of villain protagonists really likable. I am still trying to figure it out how that movie worked while other pieces of Evil x Evil Stories failed.

Maybe was the balance of violence with some tongue and cheek humour, maybe was the little moments of decency showed by Angel Eyes and Blondie, maybe was the moments where Tuco was shown to be kind of a bumbling fool that we sometimes feel sorry for, a combination of all those factors...

And the work of editing and pacing, combined with great acting that focused more on facial expressions than dialogue and the iconic Morricone score. This movie will have me fascinated for a long time from now on...

[mosthomoeroticenemies]

Part 2 (reblogging from the updated first one)

Frenrey (Gordon/Benrey) - Half-Life VRT But the AI is Self-Aware

Chansaw (Veronica Sawyer/Heather Chandler) - Heathers

Chai/Kale Vandelay - HI-FI Rush

Lace/Hornet - Hollow Knight: Silksong

Batman/Superman - Holy Musical Batman

Mindglare (Marquise Spinneret Mindfang/Neophyte Redglare) - Homestuck

Johnkat (Karkat Vantas/John Egbert) - Homestuck

Vrisrezi (Vriska Serket/Terezi Pyrope) - Homestuck

Rhaenicent (Rhaenyra Targaryen/Alicent Hightower) - House of the Dragon

Ryan Akagi/Min-Gi Park - Infinity Train

Rafe Masters/Skullfinger - Inside Job

Armandaniel (Armond/Daniel Molloy) - Interview With A Vampire

Loustat (Louis/Lestat) - Interview With A Vampire

Iron Triangle (Wu Zetian/Gao Yizhi/Li Shimin) - Iron Widow

Petramos (Jane Villanueva/Petra Solano) - Jane the Virgin

Dolly Parton/Jolene - Jolene by Dolly Parton

Jonathan Joestar/Dio - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Eve Polastri/Villanelle - Killing Eve

Saix/Axel - Kingdom Hearts

Soriku (Sora/Riku) - Kingdom Hearts

Revalink (Revali/Link) - Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild

Midlink (Midna/Link) - Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Shadowpeach (Sun Wukong/Macaque) - Lego Monkie Kid

Sterling/Nate Ford - Leverage

Loopzoop (Lupin the Third/Inspector Koichi Zenigata) - Lupin 3

Bowsario (Mario/Bowser) - Mario

Frostiron (Loki/Tony Stark) - Marvel

Daredevil/Punisher - Marvel

Solid Snake/Ocelot - Metal Gear Solid

Ahab/Moby Dick - Moby Dick

Cleolei (Cleo De Nile/Toralei Stripe) - Monster High

Dana d’Artagnan/Rosnay “Ro” Cho - Musketeer Space

Bakugou/Midoriya - My Hero Academia

Hashimada (Uchiha Madara/Senju Hashirama) - Naruto

Maebea (Mae Borowski/Bea Santello) - Night in the Woods

Mishanks (Shanks/ Dracule Mihawk) - One Piece

Gol D. Roger/Monkey D. Garp - One Piece

Bodhi/Johnny Utah - Point Break

Pikachu/Meowth - Pokemon

Red/Blue - Pokemon

Gold/Silver - Pokemon Adventures

Bede/Victor - Pokemon Sword and Shield

Professor Sycamore/Lysandre - Pokemon X and Y

Ahirue (Ahiru/Rue) - Princess Tutu

Galolio (Galo Thymos/Lio Fotia) - Promare

No SIgnificant Harassment/Five Pebbles - Rain World

Locus/Agent Washington - Red vs Blue

Leon S Kennedy/Jack Krauser - Resident Evil 4 Remake

Wintersberg (Ethan Winters/Karl Heisenberg) - Resident Evil 8 Village

Mayakuro (Claudine Saijo/Maya Tendo) - Revue Starlight

Noise/Youngblood - Roleslaying with Roman

Rambheem (Rama Raju/Kamaram Bheem) - RRR

Logince (Roman/Logan) - Sanders Sides

Janus/Virgil - Sanders Sides

BumaroIon (Grand Karcist Ion/Robert Bumaro) - SCP: The Sarkic and the Church of the Broken God

Shaun/Bitzer - Shaun the Sheep

Sherlock Holmes/Arsène Lupin - Sherlock Holmes

Langa Hasegawa/Ainosuke Shindo - Sk8 the Infinity

Resh/Tsadi - Sky: Children of the Light

Miraak/Herameus Mora - Skyrim

Dopey/Grumpy - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Parksborn (Peter Parker/Harry Osborne) - Spiderman

Squidward Tentacles/Squilliam Fancyson - Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob/Squidward - Spongebob Squarepants

White Spy/Black Spy - Spy vs Spy

Benjamin Sisko/Gul Dukat - Star Trek

Elim Garak/Gul Dukat - Star Trek

Quodo (Quark/Odo) - Star Trek Deep Space 9

Wolfox (Fox McCloud/Wolf O’Donnell) - Starfox

Zirconshipping (Yellow Zircon/Blue Zircon) - Steven Universe

Graveline/Synestra - Team Fortress 2 Comics

Cyjinx (Jinx/Cyborg) - Teen Titans

Sonic/Robotnik - The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Gumrob (Gumball/Rob) - The Amazing World of Gumball

Marcus/Esca - The Eagle (2011)

Coldflash (Barry Allen/Leonard Snart) - The Flash

Blonco (Blondie/Tuco) - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Elastigirl/Mirage - The Incredibles

Brom/Morzan - The Inheritance Cycle

Ellie/Abigail - The Last of Us Part Two

Griddlehark (Gideon Nav/Harrowhark Nonagesimus) - The Locked Tomb

Gideon Nav/Cytheria - The Locked Tomb

Dios Apate (Augustine the First/Mercymorn the First/JOhn Gaius) - The Locked Tomb

Harrianthe (Harrowhark Nonagesimus/Ianthe Tridentarius) - The Locked Tomb

Michael/David - The Lost Boys

Julia Wicker/Marina Andrieski - The Magicians

Jonathon Sims/ Elias Buchard - The Magnus Archives

Jontim (Jonathon Sims/Tim Stoker) - The Magnus Archives

Niles/Chastity Claire “CC” Babcock - The Nanny

Aladarius (Darius/Alador) - The Owl House

Gen/Irene - The Queen's Thief

Tedros/Rhian - The School for Good and Evil

Gondolin OT3 (Idril/Tuor/Maeglin) - The Silmarillion

Mulder/Krycek - The X Files

Red/Blue - This is How You Lose the Time War

Icemav (Iceman/Maverick) - Top Gun

Tom/Jerry - Tom and Jerry

Gwentney (Courtney/Gwen) - Total Drama

Lesheather (Heather/Leshawna) - Total Drama

Mandy/Clover - Totally Spies

SpinachAppreciation/CabbageAppreciation - Tumblr

Edward Cullen/Jacob Black - Twilight

Vanoe (Noe/Vanitas) - Vanitas no Carne

Victor Vale/Eli Ever - Vicious

Wenclaire (Wednesday/Enid) - Wednesday

Cecil/Kevin - Welcome to Night Vale

Lottie Matthews/Natalie Scatorccio - Yellowjackets

Seto Kaiba/Yami Yugi Moto - Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters

The Contestants

Cherik (Professor X/Magneto) - X-Men

Fuffy (Faith Lehane/Buffy Summers) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Megop (Optimus Prime/Megatron) - Transformers

Curtwen (Curt Mega/Owen Carvour) - Spies are Forever

Thoschei (The Doctor/The Master) - Doctor Who

Perry the Platypus/Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz - Phineas and Ferb

Catradora (Adora/Catra) - She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

Soukoku (Osamu Dazai/Chuuya Nakahara) - Bungo Stray Dogs

c!TnTDuo (c!Quackity/c!Wilbur Soot) - Dream SMP

Spy/Supervillain - Genghis Khan by Miike Snow

Batman/Joker - Lego Batman

Wrightworth (Phoenix Wright/Miles Edgeworth) - Ace Attorney

Batjokes (Batman/Joker) - Batman

Lawlight (L/Light Yagami) - Death Note

Bowiugi (Bowser/Luigi) - Mario

Narrator/Stanley - The Stanley Parable

Kidlaw (Eustass Kid/Trafalgar Law) - One Piece

Shuake (Goro Akechi/Akira Kurusu) - Persona 5

Cuttletavio (Craig Cuttlefish/DJ Octavio) - Splatoon

Gethan (Rupert Giles/Ethan Rayne) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Zosan (Roronoa Zoro/Sanji) - One Piece

Chell/GLaDOS - Portal

Jesus Christ/Judas Iscariot - The New Testament

Gwensuzie (Gwen Cooper/Suzie Costello) - Torchwood

Krisnix (Phoenix Wright/Kristoph Gavin) - Ace Attorney

Griffguts (Guts/Griffith) - Berserk

Hannigram (Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter) - Hannibal

Ghirahim/Link - Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword

Valvert (Javert/Jean Valjean) - Les Miserables

Abe Lincoln/Wilford Warfstache - Markiplier Cinematic Universe

Sasunaru (Naruto/Sasuke) - Naruto

Jedediah/Octavius - Night at the Museum

Nami/Kalifa - One Piece

Gabv1el (V1/Gabriel) - Ultrakill

Kazuma Kiryu/Goro Majima - Yakuza

Zukka (Zuko/Sokka) - Avatar: The Last Airbender

Ineffable Husbands (Aziraphale/Crowley) - Good Omens

Billford (Bill Cipher/Stanford Pines) - Gravity Falls

Evelyn Deavor/Elastigirl - Incredibles 2

Jennifer/Needy - Jennifer’s Body

Kim Possible/Shego - Kim Possible

Sportarobbie (Sportacus/Robbie Rotten) - Lazy Town

Swan Queen (Emma Swan/Regina Mills) - Once Upon a Time

Hardenshipping (Magma Leader Maxie/Aqua Leader Archie) -Pokemon OmegaRuby and AlphaSapphire

Westley/Inigo Montoya - Princess Bride

Sonadow (Sonic/Shadow) - Sonic the Hedgehog

Plankton/Mr. Krabs - SpongeBob SquarePants

Kylux (General Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren) - Star Wars

Merle Highchurch/John Hunger - The Adventure Zone: Balance

Basigan (Professor Ratigan/Basil of Baker Street) - The Great Mouse Detective

LonelyEyes (Elias Buchard/Peter Lukas) - The Magnus Archives

Johnjack (Jack Harkness/John Hart) - Torchwood

Blicy (Bloom/Icy) - Winx Club

Batman/The Riddler - Batman comics

Shin Soukoku (Atsushi Nakajima/Ryuunosuke Akutagawa) - Bungo Stray Dogs

Baz Pitch/Simon Snow - Carry On

Komahina (Nagito Komaeda/Hajime Hinata) - Danganronpa

Wonder Woman/Cheetah - DC

Jevil/Spamton - Deltarune

Rk1000 (Connor/Markus) - Detroit: Become Human

John McClane/Hans Gruber - Die Hard

Fenders (Fenris/Anders) - Dragon Age 2

Goku/Vegeta - Dragon Ball Z

Rapple (Apple White/Raven Queen) - Ever After High

Billdip (Bill Cipher/Dipper Pines) - Gravity Falls

Radiostatic (Vox/Alastor) - Hazbin Hotel

Sirdust (Angel Dust/Sir Pretious) - Hazbin Hotel

Feng Xin/Mu Qing - Heaven Official’s Blessing

Blitzer (Blitzø/Striker) - Helluva Boss

Martha Mae Whovier/Betty Lou Who - How the Grinch Stole Christmas

ZaDr (Zim/Dib) - Invader Zim

Fushimi Saruhiko/Yata Misaki - K Project

King Dedede/Meta Knight - Kirby

Gandalf/Sauron - Lord of the Rings

Island Husbands (Ben Linus/John Locke) - Lost

Megamind/Metro Man) - Megamind

Sherlock Holmes/William James Moriarty - Moriarty the Patriot

Buford/Bajeet - Phineas and Ferb

Grovyle/Dusknoir - Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time, Darkness, and Sky

Shawn Spencer/Carlton “Lassie” Lassiter - Psych

Raya/Namaari - Raya and the Last Dragon

Mercutio/Tybalt - Romeo and Juliet

Sherliam (Sherlock Holmes/James Moriarty) - Sherlock

Obikin (Anakin Skywalker/Obi-Wan Kenobi) - Star Wars

Obimaul (Obi-Wan Kenobi/Darth Maul) - Star Wars

Oncelax (The Onceler/The Lorax) - The Lorax

Owen Harper/Mark Lynch - Torchwood

Lord Hater/Wander - Wander Over Yonder

Gelphie (Elphaba/Galinda) - Wicked

Cruella de Vil/Anita - 101 Dalmations

Angelo Lagusa/Nero Vanetti - 91 Days

The Conductor/DJ Grooves - A Hat in Time

Klapollo (Klavier Gavin/Apollo Justice) - Ace Attorney

Wrightdot (Godot/Phoenix Wright) - Ace Attorney

Kaneda/Tetsuo - Akira

Sydney Bristow/Lauren Reed - Alias

Ellen Ripley/The Xenomorph - Alien

Zoe Benson/Madison Montgomery - American Horror Story: Coven

Sterling Archer/Barry Dylan - Archer

Y’all (The Poll Takers)/Me (The Poll Maker) - askeletonwar

Just Walk Out!/Papyrus - askeletonwar

Londo Mollari/G’kar - Babylon 5

Rampage/Depth Charge - Beast Wars: Transformers

Pinariz (Riz/Pina) - Beastars

Kunieda Aoi/Hildegarde - Beezlebub

Grell/Sebastion - Black Butler

Gus Fring/Walter White - Breaking Bad

Spangel (Spike/Angel) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spuffy (Spike/Buffy) - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Winteriron (Tony Stark/The Winter Soldier) - Captain America: Civil War

Stucky (Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes) - Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Carmen Sandiego/Julia Argent - Carmen Sandiego

Macavity/Munkustrap - Cats (1998)

Caius Marcius Coriolanus/Tullus Aufidius - Coriolanus

Dean Pelton/Dean Spreck - Community

Shadowghast (Caleb Widogast/Essek Thelyss) - Critical Role

Blumentrio (Caleb Widogast/Eadwulf Grieve/Astrid Becke) -Critical Role

Lapin Cadbury/Sir Theobald Gumbar - D20: A Crown of Candy

Hero/Villain - dannyphantom.exe

Clex (Superman/Lex Luthor) - DC

Babsquinn (Batgirl/Harley Quinn) - DC

Jevil/Seam - Deltarune

Rengoku Kyoujurou/Akaza - Demon Slayer

Mal/Uma - Descendants

Reed800 (Connor/Gavin Reed) - Detroit: Become Human

Akira/Ryo - Devilman

Maxwell/Wilson - Don't Starve

Nikki/Mackenzie - Dork Diaries

Gell/Frisky - Dot X

Dr. Horrible/Captain Hammer - Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

Count Dracula/Jonathan Harker - Dracula

Joan Watson/Jamie Moriarty - Elementary

Zerxus Ilerez/Asmodeus - Exandria Unlimited: Calamity

Gratsu (Natsu Dragneel/Gray Fullbuster) - Fairy Tail

Gary/John - Faith

Peter Griffin/The Chicken - Family Guy

John Crichton/Scorpius - Farscape

Emiya Archer/Cu Chulainn - Fate Stay Night

Nero tol Scaeva/Cid Garlond - Final Fantasy XIV

Henry Emily/William Afton - Five Nights at Freddy’s

Victor Frankenstein/The Monster - Frankenstein

Cure Peach/Eas - Fresh Pretty Cure!

Alhaitham/Kaveh - Genshin Impact

Sugimoto/Ogata - Golden Kamuy

Nygmobblepot (Edward Nygma/Oswald Cobblepot) - Gotham

Mabel Pines/Pacifica Northwest - Gravity Falls

Kagehina (Hinata/Kageyama) - Haikyuu!

Gordon/Benrey - Half-Life VRT But the AI is Self-Aware

Veronica Sawyer/Heather Chandler - Heathers

Chai/Kale Vandelay - HI-FI Rush

[seadem-on]

All I have, I will give to you

And at times when no one wants to

I will give you me

And we'll be

Us

Another video, this time it’s soft and sweet. Blondie x Tuco ofc.

[incorrectrawhidequotes]

Blondie/Tuco <3

(Re-blogging because I expanded my answer)

Ooooooo, fun one. I’m gonna go with; 

“Troublemaker” - Olly Murs (X)

Trouble troublemaker, yeah That's your middle name I know you're no good but you're stuck in my brain And I wanna know Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad? My mind keeps saying, "Run as fast as you can." I say, "I'm done," but then you pull me back I swear you're giving me a heart attack Troublemaker!

“True Love” - Pink (X)

There's no one quite like you You push all my buttons down I know life would suck without you At the same time, I wanna hug you I wanna wrap my hands around your neck You're an asshole but I love you And you make me so mad I ask myself Why I'm still here, or where could I go You're the only love I've ever known But I hate you, I really hate you So much, I think it must be True love, true love

and maybe

“One More Night” - Maroon 5 (X) 

You and I go hard at each other like we're going to war You and I go rough, we keep throwing things and slamming the door You and I get so damn dysfunctional, we stopped keeping score You and I get sick, yeah, I know that we can't do this no more Yeah, but baby there you go again, there you go again, making me love you Yeah, I stopped using my head, using my head, let it all go Got you stuck on my body, on my body, like a tattoo And now I'm feeling stupid, feeling stupid, crawling back to you

[cirilee]

Tuco x Blondie - The Good, the Bad and the Ugly AMV

[thealmightyemprex]

Ooooo I didnt see this

Scar X Zira X Shere Khan from Lion King and Jungle Book :I ship Scar and Zira indivdually,I ship Scar and Shere Khan individually.....Why not throuple

Batman X Superman from DC comics : I have grown to just love the idea of Bruce and Clark as a couple

Tuco and Blondie from The Good the Bad and the Ugly .Not a healthy relationship at all but there is an undeniable homoerotic aspect to their relationship

@ariel-seagull-wings @goodanswerfoxmonster @amalthea9 @the-blue-fairie @themousefromfantasyland @princesssarisa

Since it's Valentine's Day, let's play a tag game.

Put in your favorite ships of all time, and why do you love them. They may be canonical or just fan-made

@tamisdava2 @ariel-seagull-wings @princesssarisa @the-blue-fairie @thealmightyemprex @natache @thelittlehansy @amalthea9 @we-were-made-of-stars-once