#Tuco Ramirez x reader

[angel-eyes]

Here’s the first reader insert headcannons for tgtbatu that were in my drafts I think these were written after bawling my eyes out so 😭

The main three catching you crying:

Angel eyes:

Sentenza will hold his pipe in between your lips until he’s sure you can hold it on your own. Take as many puffs as you want, hell, use the whole pouch of tobacco if you like

This turns into you two passing it back and fourth until your tears have of dried a little.

It’s fine if you don’t want to talk it out, he keeps his secrets too.

But if you do, Sentenza does this thing where he slowly leans in inch by inch until your forehead is pressed against his, and you can feel his mustache tickling your top lip every time you speak.

Tuco:

“Hey, hey now come to Tuco.”

He’ll bunch you up in his arms as if you were clothes he’s just pulled off the line. Nuzzling all over your face and practically drying your tears with his kisses.

You don’t really even have to talk about it because he’s whispering in your ear in Spanish

“Conejito bonito por favor no llores”

And you’re not immune to this whatsoever because by the time he’s done you’re giggling in his lap

Blondie (this one was hard tbh):

You two just kinda of stared at each other for a few minutes. Until he motions for you both to sit at opposite ends of the room.

Blondie will throw you a cigar and match, breaking the silence by saying something totally unrelated.

“Nice day today huh?” it comes off as him not caring but it’s actually a ploy to take your mind off of whatever’s troubling you

Because by the end of the night you’re both comparing guns and trying on the other’s gun belt.