#Blondie x Tuco

[oh-brotherr]

This means absolutely nothing but I cannot be the only person who thinks Clint Eastwood has the most beautiful delicate looking hands ever

[vencifer]

Hello The Good, The Bad and The Ugly fandom

[byrobird]

Blonco save me Blonco

[oulthentic]

the bad the ugly and the good quick sketches 🦉

[liveactionproblematicotd]

Today's problematic ship is Blondie and Tuco from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Toxic

Requested by Anonymous

[karameki]

This is the type of thing Tuco would post if he had access to internet and you can fight me on it

[dumplinggoetia]

So I told my partner, a straight guy who’s not into fandom or internet culture, about how tumblr ships Tuco x Blondie (as well as the art and fanfics). He just stared for a moment in confusion and said “you know what? I ship it too. “ lmaooooo

[karameki]

Yes, we exist! I shipped them before I even knew what "shipping" was (sorry dad)!

tumblr exists purely so that i can see if anyone ships those guys from the over 50-year-old movie i just watched

[mf-keee]

I’m back ! with some little silly doodles

Maybe Im gonna post more art abt gbu or maybe some rawhide ones idk but I’ll try to do something at least 💀

[angel-eyes]

Here’s the first reader insert headcannons for tgtbatu that were in my drafts I think these were written after bawling my eyes out so 😭

The main three catching you crying:

Angel eyes:

Sentenza will hold his pipe in between your lips until he’s sure you can hold it on your own. Take as many puffs as you want, hell, use the whole pouch of tobacco if you like

This turns into you two passing it back and fourth until your tears have of dried a little.

It’s fine if you don’t want to talk it out, he keeps his secrets too.

But if you do, Sentenza does this thing where he slowly leans in inch by inch until your forehead is pressed against his, and you can feel his mustache tickling your top lip every time you speak.

Tuco:

“Hey, hey now come to Tuco.”

He’ll bunch you up in his arms as if you were clothes he’s just pulled off the line. Nuzzling all over your face and practically drying your tears with his kisses.

You don’t really even have to talk about it because he’s whispering in your ear in Spanish

“Conejito bonito por favor no llores”

And you’re not immune to this whatsoever because by the time he’s done you’re giggling in his lap

Blondie (this one was hard tbh):

You two just kinda of stared at each other for a few minutes. Until he motions for you both to sit at opposite ends of the room.

Blondie will throw you a cigar and match, breaking the silence by saying something totally unrelated.

“Nice day today huh?” it comes off as him not caring but it’s actually a ploy to take your mind off of whatever’s troubling you

Because by the end of the night you’re both comparing guns and trying on the other’s gun belt.

[oh-brotherr]

Someone mentioned Blonco hand kissing so obviously I had to get to work

[karameki]

wish I could draw people kissing rn

I really need to commission Blondie and Tuco kissing sloppy style.

A good sloppy open mouthed kiss that is more like a bite than a kiss. A “I want to eat you whole” kiss.

[vencifer]

They’re all so memeable

[byrobird]

Happy (very western) Valentine's day! I made these two designs of my current hyperfixation ships i have,,, Blonco (Blondie x Tuco, The good the bad and the ugly) and Otisgard (my Oc Otis x vencifer's oc Beau) and most of all... Happy Valentine to my love @vencifer MUAH!

[dondalsy]

there is a little corner in my brain that is constantly occupied by tuco x blondie thoughts

[khazadspoon]

Blondie x tuco touch prompt 20?

20 - bandaging/stitching up an injury

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“Ah! Watch it, Blondie!” Tuco hisses as the thread pulls.

Blondie mutters a quiet apology and continues his task. He’s never enjoyed this particular side effect of their business; injuries happen, of course, but it’s always worse when it’s a hand that’s injured. The cut on Tuco’s palm is deep enough to warrant stitches, and Blondie grits his teeth a little each time Tuco winces. He has one hand cradling Tuco’s as the other does its gruesome task. He’s a killer by design, but he doesn’t set out to cause pain. Most of the time, at least.

“You should be more careful,” he says as the last stitch is tied. “If something happens to your hands…”

Tuco shrugs, his hand still cradled in Blondie’s. “I’ve got two hands. If one isn’t quite as fast as the other, I’ll still be a better shot than you.”

He huffs a laugh at that. “I don’t doubt that.”

The bandage is clean, thankfully, and Blondie finds himself staring at the contrast of white bandage on tanned skin. He strokes a finger lightly over the material, careful not to put any pressure on the wound beneath.

“Still…” he holds Tuco’s hand and deliberately doesn’t meet the man’s eyes. “Would be a shame to lose a talent like yours due to carelessness.”

Tuco’s fingers twitch. He doesn’t draw back, his hand warm where it lies. Their knees press together and Blondie draws Tuco’s hand closer, pretending to inspect his work.

“Not that I’m saying you’re careless,” he adds.

“You better not be.” Tuco’s fingers curl, brushing Blondie’s lightly.

He looks up and catches Tuco’s gaze. The man is staring at him, face set in a carefully neutral expression, but Blondie can see the cautious interest in it. The caution flees, replaced by pure anticipation as Blondie raises the hand to his lips. He presses a kiss to the bandage, eyes never leaving Tuco’s, his lips curving into a smile as Tuco strokes his cheek with a thumb.

“Feeling better?” Blondie feels the warmth of Tuco’s skin and resists the urge to burrow into it. Tuco nods. “Good.”

Tuco smiles at him, he smiles back. Maybe it isn’t the worst chore after all.