#blonde man my beloved
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Literally my 10000th device—
Anyway, imagine my utter amazement when I saw this HUNK of a man on my feed
the fanarts are so scrumptious,, keep it up yalls AJNAAKJ
Havent watched any gameplay yet, the crispy man kinda creepy so pls dont come at me idk if he's a good guy 😔
#mouthwashing#moutwashing game#mouthwashing captain curly#mouthwashing curly#blonde man my beloved#mouthwashing fanart#notice how I'll dissappear when i post this#fck tropical storm kristine#help i cant remeber my other platforms accounts#don't forget to write down your emails and pw kids
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More Astarion + text post memes because I love him
#I wake up I think about astarion#larian studios sleep w one eye open#hunting you for sport for making me love a blond man#that’s so sick and twisted#anyway#astarion#<3#my beloved#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 astarion#bg3 memes
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im late to the trend but whatever
#started watching dungeon meshi and im proud to announce that im another blorbo has been added to my collection#if i had a nickel for every time i fell for a blonde autistic man with an appetite and a sword id have 2 nickels#which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice#my art#rengoku my beloved#laois my beloved#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer#rengoku kyoujurou#rengoku kyojuro#laois touden#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#crossover#i think we're gonna have to kill this guy#artists on tumblr
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Our Flag Means Death tarot - 1/9 (black and white version under read more)
Stede really is the essence of this card, there was no one else I could've possibly picked for this drawing <3 anyways next one's gonna be the moon, featuring everyone's favorite evil little rat man
Indian ink and watercolor on mixed media paper
#our flag means death#ofmd#ofmd art#stede bonnet#why is posting art on tumblr so much scarier than ig#anyways!! enjoy my beloved smart dumb blonde man#i loved doing this so much it was my first time inking a whole piece with a quill :')#definitely challenging but so so fun
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Cologne, Germany - 07/10/2024
#green pants my beloved#probably the best pictures i've ever taken of this man#daddy long legs#don't get tricked by how long his legs look#irl he's actually the tiniest man i've ever seen#käärijä#blonde jere#käärijä eurotour#mine
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Joining the club
I really didn’t understand the obsession with older male celebrities for the longest time. People losing their goddamn minds over Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, Tom Hiddleston, etc. (all the respect to them tho)
and then I discovered Christian Borle, who’s the broadway equivalent. And never have I ever wanted so desperately to be someone’s controversially young partner. To everyone who simped for older men, I’m sorry for judging you, because now I’ve joined you.
#christian borle#legally blonde#broadway#smash tv show#hazbin hotel#hazbin vox#something rotten#falsettos#god that man as Emmet Forrest is my weakness#I thought I liked him as overlord Vox but dorky Emmet my beloved#if you know me no you don’t
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I don't know what to do. I really wish that you were here to tell me... little wolf.
#**mine#minegif#toedit#theoriginalsedit#tvdverseedit#tvdu#tvdverse#the originals#klaus mikaelson#klausmikaelsonedit#klayleyedit#hayley x klaus#klaus x hayley#klayley#heartbroken angry murderous blond man my beloved#tvdversegifs
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i’ve just finished season one of TMA, and being someone who’s okay with spoilers is fun because it means i can peruse the wiki and scroll through the tag and i get to become privy to all sorts of weird, wonderful, halfway-out-of-context information that i get to look forward to understanding in the future
like. what do you mean Leitner’s in the tunnels?
what do you mean Jon eats the extinguished sun??
what do you mean it’s spelled Gerard Keay???
#Jon‚ narrating a statement: '…whose passport had identified him as Gerard Keay.'#Me‚ an American‚ not yet in the habit of following along with the transcripts: 'Ah‚ yes. Jared Key.'#tma spoilers#the magnus archives#gerry keay#gerard keay#tma#i’m sorry but Why do british ppl apparently pronounce Gerard like that how do y’all audibly tell Gerard and Jared apart#anyways based on how i’ve glossed over the other two arguably much more shocking revelations i mentioned#i’m sure you can tell that i’ve latched onto Gerry and everything else is just background noise to me#okay that’s an exaggeration. i Do love the entire show and am invested in the entire cast to varying degrees but.#Gerry… my beloved… his role in Ep. 12 hooked me instantly#it’s bad‚ guys. ive already started making him a playlist. it’s safe to say there’s no hope for me. the fixation train has left the station#Gerry (and Michael) have moved in and will live rent free in my brain indefinitely#listen. you can’t just present to me a cryptic goth man with long poorly dyed black hair and mommy issues who’s covered in eye tattoos-#-and is frequently affiliated with the supernatural and then expect me to Not fall in love with him!!!#*looks at DoorKeay* …and i am also not immune to the opposites attract & human x supernatural entity tropes…#tbh looking at all this DoorKeay fan art has me suddenly remembering my EraserMic days#which is a wild thing to say i know but listen. it’s just the whole long-black-hair x long-blonde-hair similarity#and maybe a bit of the opposite personalities. idk why but i was just admiring one particular DoorKeay fanart and it suddenly hit me#i literally whispered to myself out loud ‘holy shit it’s EraserMic again…’ and it's not Really but also it kinda is and i think it's funny#but then i did More thinking and i think it goes beyond just them. i think i rlly just have a thing for Dark & Light coded character ships#Michael & Gerry… Navia & Chlorinde... Sun & Moon… Mic & Aizawa…#i think i’m learning smthn abt myself now i’ve gotta think if there’s more examples…#i'd almost say Alphonse and Seth but eeehhh not quite. and honestly i think the bigger-brain way to see their relationship through the-#-Dark x Light trope would be to take into account the resurgence of DM!Al and that kinds flips the dynamic#i think that if either of them are Moon-coded it'd be DM!Al. but they honestly just don't quite fit in that trope's box anyways#they're Pink/Black x Brown coded. not Yellow x Black#i do gotta say that i've pulled an Interesting number of songs off Seth's playlist while working on Gerry's... it's the mommy issues innit#i'd almost say PB x Marcy but once again we've got a character that's pink-coded‚ not yellow. i think they fall into a different category
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Me when I take a hot redcoat from a period drama and make him the FC for a Continental
#everyone say hello to that blonde man from My Lady Jane as Captain Thomas Youngs Seymour#my beloved Seymour…#David Berry has Nathanael Greene you will always be famous#one of my elite employees!#amanda speaks
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hi uncle nina! it's my birthday today and u don't have but will u pretty plz consider reposting that part of ch6 of rm where raven in on the phone with kenny b4 his hate with jers? i thought it was super cute and i really wanted to read it :3
awwww, happy birthday, darling! i hope it's as lovely as you are!
and i--sigh.
okay.
i hate complicated feelings surrounding chapter six ( aka the introduction to the iconique ravesey hate that i deleted from stress ) because i actually did love it...i just rushed the hell out of it, didn't plan it out very well and it was a mess. it could have been a lot better.
part of why i deleted it was actually because of that ravenstan/kenny phonecall because i felt worried that i revealed too much about how not cool and actually boy-failure-y stan was too early and could have kept the suspense going longer but aaaaaa i just wanted y'all to see how CUTE he was, like??? and how nervous! AAAA!!!
buuut considering the cat has been out of the bag, or rather, the raven has flown the nest for some time now...and it's the beauteous day you were born...i will humbly present you with this b-day present in the form of my incompetent idiot girl ramblings/writings, though, i fear it is not at all as grand the gift of your life is.
so, without further ado darlings, here is the endearing, embarrassing phone call ( it was over discord actually ) that ravenstan had with kenny prior to showing up to blondie's for his little hate-date with jerseykyle. it's a mess and unedited, but regardless, please know that from whatever hurts or harms you, i hope you heal, please rem(ember) to smile, pendejos,
and to now, as always, angels:
please enjoy the very, very...
worst part of your day. ;)
-uncle nina <333
#hlkshdlf i am self concious about this#but it is your birthday and rs was very cute in it#it's also your birthday and you deserve to celebrate#it is a momentous occasion my love! so heres some pre-hate#again idk what this really sounds like i have not read it since i wrote it and hit and run posted it on ao3#but smh can u feel kens jealous rage thru the phone disguised as thinly veiled teasing i am crying fml sorry kenny#its ok i give them the gift of marjorine very soon i swear#but oh my god stan is so stinking cute!!! it was too early but all we had was mean scary jersey pov and only really saw raven#as a massive smarmy rockstar assholes with glimmers of his humanity coming through a rare awkward stammer#and hes actually gods sweet fucking angel shdlskd anyways this reveal was much more iconic when u didn't know that#but i hope u enjoy this sorry its not the best also everyone say we love u raven hes gonna throw up deadass the whole time#stans fkn catboy gamerboy headphones i love him so bad in his lil suit and his combat boots and his blonde ass hair#KENNY WAS BEING SO OUT OF POCKET AND NASTY also i was a little too nasty in this im sorry ew go to jail nina#mans was thinking abt jerseys lawyer voice TOO MUCH#the light cartman and chef reveal...very spicy to me xx#ravenstan is so hey baby i heard you like bad boys...well i'm bad at everything ;) *winks and leans seductively and falls over*#i love the stannish half mexican stan my beloved <333
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we DO NOT talk enough about how “that’s the best part, the outside is new, but now it reflects what’s already in you” is the most trans line in existence!!!
#that is about a trans man!!!!!!#that is about a trans man!!!!!!!!!#take it like a man my beloved#legally blonde the musical
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Brian Van Holt as Sean Cavennaugh in Threshold (2005)
#before I send all these episodes 2 my beloved recycling bin I had 2 shoot some gifs into the tungl void#he is lookin v He here I'm sorry 2 say#I am not immune to a blonde man#unfortunately...........#not me actin like that's a surprise. a jumpscare.#monsieur ventiswampwater is a blonde man w/blue eyes and I've been w/him for seven years so my lack of immunity should be evident#fun fact: threshold aired in september 2005. was shown on friday nights. but they moved it to tuesday to attempt to boost ratings.#but that flopped hugely. it aired on one (1) tuesday. ratings dropped SHARPLY. and was PROMPTLY cancelled the following day fjdshjfdhsjdfs#incredible........#brian van holt#threshold 2005#<-any of u mento-lly eel gremlins who may look this tag up. inexplicably. I got u#this is possibly the FIRST and ONLY post in that tag#hoes (me) are the backbone of society (1 am tumblr brainrot)#mine
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just finished watching legally blonde the musical and emmett forrest i love you with my entire soul
#chip on my shoulder my beloved#and take it like a man#and when he has the red bull#hes so great i love him#emmett forrest#legally blonde
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i shed no tears for broken me ,,
#long work day so i was back to scribbling and erasing and scribbling with my pencil lmfao#anyways my beloved i wont forget#aki hayakawa#chainsaw man#csm aki#gun devil#sketchbook#fanart#tatsuki fujimoto#art#anime#manga#blonde redhead lyrics elephant woman#sooo fitting and sooo heartbreaking
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we should make tiktok illegal and also bring back lobotomies. do you actually want to fuck an old man or are you just saying that out of habit. if you wanted to fuck an old man you could do that irl very easily. unironically genuinely from the bottom of my heart if you saw the old women i want to fuck irl you would hurl. you are not oppressed for wanting old man dick but i dont even think you want old man dick. sorry guys im still riled up from this weekend. im just now processing thru this trauma of being around belothed friend-in-laws.
#whenever my taste in women comes up its either 'wow you are such a straight man haha' or 'wow thats uhhh. hm. interesting...'#yes i want to fuck a tiny blonde woman ok sorry that makes me a man sorry for being sooooo penis. kys.#or the other end of the spectrum. my beloved milfs. but they arent big booby mommies they are just confident witty clever women aged 50+#shut up luci#delete later#and there was so much more shit that got said and that i had to listen to but i could go on forever#i luvvvv being told im an invert by a bunch of bisexuals. homophobia is always ok when it comes from within the lgbt community ^_^#definitely doesnt cause immense distress.#whatever i dont have to see them anymore. im moving on
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Thx for putting mouthwashing on my dash and making its existence known to me i am so intrigued
you're welcome. happy to spread the disease that is this dental hygeine game.
i'd draw fanart but my evil brain demon says no because it wants me to draw something else instead, so it's just not in my hands. i'll just reblog every curly post ever. i love you captain curly.
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