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therecordchanger62279 · 1 year

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THE HALLOWEEN MASTER PLAYLIST

Halloween is my favorite holiday, and listening to some spooky music and watching horror films is mandatory if you’re really going to get into the spirit of the thing. (I eat candy, and dress like a hobo year-round, so that part of it was a given.) So I thought I’d post a master playlist of seasonal music a few weeks early in case any of you wanted to put something together for your own enjoyment, or maybe a Halloween party you might be planning.

Thinking outside the box (or coffin, if you prefer) I managed to do it without using Monster Mash or The Purple People Eater. But, there are roughly a hundred titles here, and I promise you if you turn down the lights, and close your eyes when you begin listening to it, you’ll have turned every light in the house back on, and double-locked every door.

Happy haunting.

Halloween Theme (Main Title) – John Carpenter

Alison Gross – Steeleye Span

Black Magic Woman – Santana

Black Sabbath – Black Sabbath

Bloodletting (The Vampire Song) – Concrete Blonde

Black Night – Deep Purple

Dancing With Mr. D. – Rolling Stones

(Don’t Fear) The Reaper – Blue Oyster Cult

The Ghost – Fleetwood Mac

Jekyll and Hyde – Renaissance

Knife Edge – Emerson, Lake & Palmer

L’America – The Doors

Rainbow Demon – Uriah Heep

Runnin’ With The Devil – Van Halen

Witchy Woman – The Eagles

Welcome To My Nightmare – Alice Cooper

Witch’s Promise – Jethro Tull

Tubular Bells (Opening Theme) – Mike Oldfield

Bad Moon Rising – Creedence Clearwater Revival

Burn – Deep Purple

The Creature From The Black Lagoon – Dave Edmunds

Frankenstein – Edgar Winter Group

Ghost Town – The Specials

Headless Cross – Black Sabbath

Hungry Wolf – X

Marquee Moon – Television

Moon Over Bourbon Street – Sting

Rhiannon – Fleetwood Mac

Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps) – David Bowie

The Super-Natural – John Mayall & The Bluesbreakers

Voodoo Child (Slight Return) – Jimi Hendrix Experience

Werewolves of London – Warren Zevon

The Wizard – Black Sabbath

The Witch Queen of New Orleans – Redbone

Dark Shadows Theme/Collinwood - Robert Cobert Orchestra

The Shadow Knows – Link Wray & His Wraymen

Billy The Monster – The Deviants

I Want Candy – The Strangeloves

Spooky – Classics IV

Crimson Witch – The Moving Sidewalks

Psychotic Reaction – Count Five

She Lives (In A Time of Her Own) – 13th Floor Elevators

Fire Poem – The Crazy World of Arthur Brown

Fire – The Crazy World of Arthur Brown

The Witch – The Sonics

Tombstone Shadow – Creedence Clearwater Revival

Sympathy For The Devil – Rolling Stones

Children of the Grave - Black Sabbath

Jack The Ripper / The Black Widow - Link Wray

Mr. Crowley / Bark At The Moon - Ozzy Osbourne

Riders On The Storm - The Doors

Lock Up The Wolves - Dio

Distant Ghost - Del Shannon

Might Just Take Your Life - Deep Purple

There's No Way Out of Here / Murder - David Gilmour

I'd Swear There Was Somebody Here - David Crosby

We Are The Dead - David Bowie

I Scare Myself - Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks

Run Through The Jungle - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Prelude-Nightmare - The Crazy World of Arthur Brown

Don't Put No Headstone On My Grave - Charlie Rich

I'm Your Witchdoctor - Chants R&B

Sway - Carla Olson & Mick Taylor

Evil - Cactus

The Jezebel Spirit - Brian Eno & David Byrne

Black Night - Bob Seger

Man In The Long Black Coat / The Wicked Messenger - Bob Dylan

I Love The Night / Hot Rails To Hell - Blue Oyster Cult

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath / Electric Funeral / Lady Evil / The Devil Cried / Devil and Daughter / Evil Eye - Black Sabbath

Black Cat Moan - Beck, Bogert & Appice

Red Temple Prayer (Two Headed Dog) - The Barracudas

Devil In My Car - The B 52's

Devil's Answer - Atomic Rooster

Sign of the Gypsy Queen - April Wine

The Four Horsemen - Aphrodite's Child

Black Hearted Woman - Allman Brothers Band

I Put A Spell On You / Little Demon - Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Evil Ways - Santana

Evil Hearted You - The Yardbirds

Evil Woman - Doobie Brothers

Evil Woman - Spooky Tooth

Evil - Edgar Broughton Band

Black Cadillac - Joyce Green

Black Angel's Death Song - Velvet Underground

Angel of Death / Raining Blood / Silent Scream / Spill The Blood / Hell Awaits / Death's Head - Slayer

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americanoemmy · 3 years

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#out of the pool. ( ooc )#her natural beauty shines - ( visage )#blonde little devil. ( Alison )#made from love and truth - ( their baby girl )#tiny but fierce. ( aria )#the one who loves to shop. ( Hanna )#intelligence and beyond. ( spencer )#strict and unforgiving. ( daddy )#the one who doesn’t understand. ( mama )#first love is the sweetest. ( maya )#as dangerous as the ocean. ( musings )#as violent as the sky. ( quotes )

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arctimon · 3 years

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The Beta Team That Never Was - Fanfiction Corner (BH6 Edition)

So all of this Peni Parker comic talk actually got me thinking about the process of her being included in my fanfiction.

I wish I could tell you it was a long and arduous process, but...

OK, maybe some of it was hard. But when you have a virtually endless supply of Marvel characters that you can use for possible teammates for Big Hero 6, you have to go with your gut.

We all know that the team will be Robbie, Aspen, Peni, Doreen (eventually), and Kate. But there were six other candidates that could have been in the mix as well.

And five of them have their emblems here:

These were made before I actually knew how to make hero emblems properly.

Some of them you might recognize. Some you may not. But we’re going to go through them all, from left to right.

And to start...it’s really hard to draw tiny hearts.

1.) Riri Williams/Ironheart - Ironically enough, it was around the time that Hiro started chasing Sirque around the town in “Portal Enemy” that I started brainstorming her. A teenage genius, stuck as to what to make, sees “Captain Cutie” and the chase on the news and gets brainstorming.

Thus, the Power Armor is born.

And she gets so excited that she bolts off to San Fransokyo to show her idol what she’s created.

And then, as per the Big Hero 6 Fanfiction Clause states...shenanigans ensue.

It was an interesting possibility, but the thought of Ironheart was really late into me doing the backstories of the people that I had chosen, so she was pushed aside. I don’t personally see me revisiting her in the future, but who knows?

2.) Nadia Van Dyne/The Wasp - Back when Karmi had first been pulled out of SFIT, there was a young woman who wanted to recruit her into a special organization. It was one that brought together the greatest female minds in their fields, and Karmi was on said recruitment list.

The organization?

Genius In action Research Labs, or G.I.R.L. for short. And it was led by the Wasp’s daughter, Nadia Pym (later changed to Nadia Van Dyne).

Plot-wise, this was probably the person that I got the farthest with, since the story would’ve been more of a focus on Karmi than anyone else. Also, the idea of writing someone with Bipolar Disorder (which Nadia was confirmed to have in her latest solo run) was intriguing if nothing else.

Unfortunately, it sort of dried up from there. A lack of a central conflict, uncertainty as to how many of the other girls (Taina, Priya, Shay, and Ying) to have, and how to handle her actual powers stopped it cold.

But seriously, how do you write in the ability to shrink to microscopic size? That’s not really a thing, even in a world as futuristic as San Fransokyo.

3.) America Chavez/Ms. America - The mere idea of a Superman-esque Latina teenager was enticing, especially because America, in her relatively short comic history, was with the Ultimates and the West Coast Avengers (meaning there was a possible Kate/Hawkeye angle). Making start-shaped portals was the Silent Sparrow angle, and the all-around badass, headstrong attitude would be the counter to Honey Lemon’s more nurturing personality.

But being from an alternate universe (which has very recently been retconned in the comics in part because she will be appearing in the MCU and Doctor Strange 2), no real villain to play off of, and becoming possibly way too overpowered for the BH6 universe, she was scrapped.

It’s quite a shame. I really like her in the comics that she’s in. Perhaps there will be an opportunity for her somewhere down the line...

4.) Alison Blaire/Dazzler - A pop star with light-based powers?

Or better yet, a struggling artist with acoustikinesis?

Her power to convert sound into light was what originally drew me to her. Something that could be made into a technological ability, unique enough to put a (pardon the pun) spotlight on it.

An actual blonde instead of whatever HL’s hair color is.

Heck, she even has a half-sister named Lois that could have been the antagonist (death tough, destruction waves, and the like).

But she quickly got lost in the fold. Better ideas (like Kate and Doreen) got more of my brainstorming, and she was eventually given up on.

But funnily enough...

It’s almost like she’s already in the show.

(See, for the people who may be new, one of the many Marvel theories that I’ve touched upon is that High Voltage is actually this universe’s version of Dazzler. Juniper is Alison and Barb is...well...Barbara London, Alison’s mom).

Hey, @baymaksu totally agrees with me kinda sort of.

5.) Cindy Moon/Silk - I knew right from the get-go that I wanted a Spider-person on the beta team. I also knew that I didn’t want Peter.

No offense to Peter Parker. He’s fine. But there’s a billion other Spiders out there, and I wanted someone out of the normal vein of Peter, as well as even Miles and Gwen.

And in came Cindy.

Locked away in The Bunker because of her spider powers manifesting, she was eventually released by Peter and thus began her entrance into the main Marvel world.

Her “unique ability” is her improved Spider-Sense, which Peter has said is even better than his own. That, plus her other powers, brought her the closest out of anyone to being a member of the Big Hero 6 Beta Team.

As we all know, however, Peni ended up getting the spot over Cindy (for the family angle with Hiro and the giant robot that she pilots). On the other hand, Cindy would later make her debut in the stinger of the last chapter of Along Came The S.P.I.D.E.R., along with Miles, Anya, and Joey.

Unlike Riri, Nadia, America, and Alison, Cindy and the rest of Peni’s little Spider Society are going to be showing up in future stories. And if I can get everything in order, they will be starring in their own story set in the Big Hero 6 universe.

Finally, I have no emblem for them, but the honorable mention goes to...

6.) Lunella Lafayette/Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur - Yes, there was a point in time where I was seriously considering putting a nine-year-old super genius and a giant red T-rex into my stories.

Ignoring the giant...”red flag” here, the reason why Luna never made it is the same reason why I haven’t put Rishi in anything yet. It’s because I don’t really know what to do with supergeniuses that young. Hiro is at least a teenager and thus has teenager-y problems to fall back on (like puberty and Karmi and all that jazz), but a nine-year-old? That’s a little too extreme for me.

When I was nine, I was busy playing with sticks in my backyard with my brother, not solving unsolvable puzzles from Bruce Banner.

...All that, and the giant dinosaur.

But hey, at least Disney is jumping on the MG/DD train. That’s good to see.

Crossover potential, perhaps?

P.S. - As I was finishing putting this post together, it occurred to me that I may get this possible question in the comments, so I’m going to head it off at the pass.

“You know that all of your possible superheroes are girls, right?”

First of all...sexist.

Second of all...true.

That was about 90% on accident. The actual team (Robbie, Aspen, Peni, Doreen, and Kate) has only one guy on it (two if you count Eli, three if you count Tippy-Toe).

I don’t really have a good explanation for that. I like all superheroes, but I think that the girl and woman superheroes need some spotlight, you know? I could have pulled people like Namor or Miles or the male Hawkeye into the mix, but to be honest, I find the characters I chose more interesting than a lot of the guy characters I was contemplating.

Of course, nothing is stopping any of you from using those characters in your stories. Be my guest, not that you really need my permission or anything.

But you can’t take Aspen. Aspen is mine. (Spoiler: Aspen is not mine.)

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jemej3m · 4 years

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Devil wears Prada pt2 where Nicky or Matt or Alison or smth give Neil a makeover and Andrew is Too Gay For This Shit

mmMMmmmMMMmMmM

“He hates me,” Neil insisted, leaning his hip against Kevin’s focus board. The man was busy sorting out different approaches to the spring release, of which Nicky had been nagging on about all week.

Kevin hummed, ignoring Neil completely.

“I don’t want his validation,” Neil continued. “I just - we all work hard here. Harder than he does! And he gets all the credit?”

“You’re being melodramatic.”

Neil just huffed. “Well, what do I do?”

Kevin shrugged. “Andrew chooses who he listens to. You need to prove that your ideas are worth his time.” The man glanced up, giving Neil’s outfit a derogatory once-over. “And you’re going to get nowhere, looking like that.”

Neil looked down at himself. “I look fine.”

“You’re the secretary for the forerunner of the most lucrative fashion editorial that’s ever graced the planet, wearing Goodwill jeans and shoes that have superglue seeping out from the soles. Fix it.”

Neil just flipped him off, storming out of Kevin’s office. The man went back to his concept arrangements with little more than a roll of his eyes.

Before Neil could reach his desk the next morning, a hand wrapped around his wrist and tugged him sideways.

A blonde woman stood head and shoulders taller than him, grinning fiendishly. “Hello, Neil.”

“Hello,” Neil allowed, taking a step back. “Do I know you?”

She flicked her hair over her shoulder. “Kevin gave me full reign over the sample closets with an order to teach you how to look less...like that.”

“You just gestured to all of me?”

“Well, yeah.” She pinched his cheek. “My name’s Allison. Model, entrepreneur, fabulous bitch and your saviour. Now, shall we?”

“Minyard will be arriving soon -” Neli argued as she towed him down the corridor.

“Kevin excused you for the morning,” she winked. “Appreciate it, I think. Now, where do we start? Underwear, presumably. Wait! Let’s tackle that mop of hair on your head.”

Neil just gulped.

Andrew was mildly pissed off. Kevin had excused the haggerty brat of a secretary from work for the morning and refused to disclose why: even Nicky had kept his mouth shut, typing away quietly at his desk. It meant Andrrew’s coffee was late and his scheduling wasn’t printed out in the format that he liked. He hadn’t even realised that Josten had picked up on that detail, which only served to piss him off even more. He was deathly busy: he had no time to be thinking about the likes of Neil Josten, his train-wreck of a secretary.

“I expect you to catch up on all this,” Andrew heard Kevin say.

“Do you take me for an amateur? I’ve already sorted out everything on this list,” Neil Josten retorted, shoving the clipboard back into Kevin’s chest. Kevin stayed by Nicky’s desk as Neil waltzed through into Andrew’s office without knocking.

Andrew couldn’t help but stare.

“I know you would’ve suffered through one of those bitter, watery espresso shots this morning,” his assistant said, placing down Andrew’s favourite coffee order on a coaster than Aaron had bought him. He then dropped down two books. “Here’s the manuscripts that you ordered for your niece and nephew, the most recent copy of the Palmetto edition unedited, and your correspondences. I’ll have you know that a Kengo Moriyama has asked you to an event, so I retorted with a scathingly professional rebuke. I’ve printed out the response for you to peruse, since I know you actually think it’s amusing -”

“Who dressed you?” Andrew demanded.

Neil looked down at himself. He was wearing black slacks that clung to his legs and glossy Dolce dress shoes. A midnight-blue velvet blazer was kept open over a white blouse that had a lace overlay, tucked into his trousers and extenuating an incredibly slim waist.

His hair was clipped and artfully curled. Worst of all were the smudges of eyeliner at the corners of his eyes, the blue irises outshining every Cerulean jewel.

“Allison toyed with me slightly,” he admitted.

Of course. Allison.

Andrew hummed, ignoring the poignant thrashing of his heart against his ribcage. “Out.”

Neil, inexplicably, grinned. With a two fingered salute, he left Andrew’s office, shutting the glass doors behind him.

Andrew tugged his cigarettes out from the bottom drawer of his desk, staring out at the landscape of New York City as the hour chugged by, ignoring every call and knock on his door.

Fucking dammit.

#devil wears prada au #pt 2 #jem writes #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #makeovers!#all for the game #aftg #kevin day #allison reynolds #neil is a snacc

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smokeybrandreviews · 4 years

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Smokey brand Movie Reviews: A Real Kick in the Cunt

A while back, i saw this weirdly overproduced trailer for a flick call Promising Young Woman between Youtube videos and thought it looked interesting. I expected it to be kind of wonky. It felt like this sh*t should have went the way of, say, Terminal but i watched that so i figured why not watch this, too. I was intrigued by the look of the film and, after researching it a bit, found myself enthralled with the plot. In a year where the movie pickings are mad slim, will Promising Young Woman deliver?

The Good

Immediately, the music to this film hits you like a ton of bricks. You can tell that this soundtrack is going to be an intricate aspect of this cinematic experience. From the second that Charli XCX remix hits over those credits, you knew this was going to be an entire situation and i was totally down for it. This flick did not disappoint from that perspective.

I love the whole visual of this film. The way the camera frames everything, the saturation of color, the almost surreal nature of the visuals; They all coalesce into a real feast for the eyes. There is a very distinct presentation displayed and it feels as unique as a film like Atomic Blonde or Terminal. I kind of really love it.

Bro, i love this cast, man. It’s kind of amazing. Alison Brie, Clancy Brown, Jennifer Coolidge, Laverne Cox, Connie Britton, Molly Shannon, Alfred Molina, Adam Brody, Alex Greenfield and Christopher Mintz-Plasse. Like, this thing is straight up loaded to the gills with that star talent. I mean, they even got McLovin in on the action and none of them disappoint. That said, this is definitely Carey Mulligan’s movie.

There is a level of chemistry that runs through every performance in this film. It’s actually preppy palpable. It enriches the very core of this film and makes each relationship feel incredibly authentic.

Carey Mulligan turns in an amazing performance as the lead, Cassie Thomas. She feels like an extension of such violent heroines as Asami Yamazaki from Audition or Jen from Revenge. Cassie is intelligent, calculating, captivating, amazingly charismatic, and terrifyingly sinister. There is a real, underlying, malevolence to Cassie and i ate it all up. Mulligan delivers this with such precision, it’s unnerving.

Bo Burnham was lovely in his role as the love interest, Ryan Cooper. He has this awkward, earnest, energy that s the perfect counter to the abject disdain that Mulligan festers. Dude has some stand out scenes that really show his range as an actor. Dude is one of the best of his generation, Eight Grade showed us that, and that excellence carries over to this role, too. I’m looking forward to what he does next.

Emerald Fennell really directs her ass of in this thing. I’m familiar with her work from Killing Eve, another excellent work, chock full of that potent female energy, and i loved that, too. I really enjoyed the look of this film, the feel of this presentation. There is a distinct passion behind the camera, like she knows this story and absolutely needs to tell it. That makes sense because she also wrote the thing. Definitely an auteur creator in the making. Considering this is literally Fennell’s directorial debut, i have to say, she has a bright future ahead of her.

I have to say, the pacing of this film is pretty brisk. It’s about seven minutes shy of two hours but never actually feels that way. Again, the deft touch from Fennell is definitely on display. One of the pitfalls of freshman directors is wonky pacing, most take a film or two to find that sweet spot, but Ferrell seems to have a handle on it out the gate.

The Okay

The plot isn’t rally anything new. It’s your basic revenge story with a bleaker ending than most but the devil is in the details. The strength of this narrative lies in the performances and the presentation. You’ve definitely seen this story told before, and probably better, but never like this. Assassination Nation and I Spit On Your Grave are similar takes on this type of plot. While the story being told is rather cliche to the point of being a sub-genre in it’s own right, how this trope is told makes for a great experience.

This thing is definitely a Carey Mulligan vehicle. That’s not a bad thing, per say, but the rest of this cast was amazing and we don’t get enough time with them. Alfred Molina and Laverne Cox steal every scene they’re in and i just wanted a little more time with them. Alas, it was not to be...

The Verdict

I really liked this movie, man. It is one of the best I've seen this year. One of but not the best. Promising Young Woman is gorgeous in every way that counts, with one of the strongest lead performances from Carey Mulligan i have ever seen her give. The direction is on point and the cinematography is absolutely stunning. Like, i really enjoy this camera work, man. The supporting cast is chock full of heavy-weights and they bring as much energy and believability to their roles as Mulligan. The only real downside is the fact that this story is a little cliche in the cinematic zeitgeist but what narratives aren’t? Is this flick perfect? No. But it is fun, engaging, and entertaining If you have the opportunity to check it out, definitely watch Promising Young Woman It dd not disappoint.

#Smokey brand Movie Reviews #Promising Young Woman

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kayliemusing · 3 years

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1: Name - Kaylie

2: Age - 23

3: 3 Fears - Spiders, failure, loss

4: 3 things I love - Reading, writing, Taylor Swift

5: 4 turns on - Kindness, nice hands, humor, someone who has a really warm heart.

6: 4 turns off - Arrogance, moustaches lmao, narcissism, basket ball shorts *shudders*

7: My best friend - Her name is Megan (but also my mom lmao)

8: Sexual orientation - Heterosexual

9: My best first date - I have never been on a date.

10: How tall am I - 5'2

11: What do I miss - My childhood mostly

12: What time were I born - 2:45 pm

13: Favorite color - Red, but sometimes a nice summery, pastel yellow

14: Do I have a crush - no

15: Favorite quote - I have so many that I can't say my utmost favourite, but one that I always think about is from Richard Siken "He was pointing at the moon but I was looking at his hand." I'm not even sure how this is supposed to be interpreted, but I just love the detail of this. Of someone looking at the moon and pointing at it, but you're looking at their hand because you're that consumed by them and also they're like your moon. anyway-

16: Favorite place - My house lol

17: Favorite food - Cheesecake

18: Do I use sarcasm - Yes, but very dryly

19: What am I listening to right now - Nothing actually. I'm just sitting in the quiet.

20: First thing I notice in new person - I used to think it was physical, like eyes or their smile, but I think it's actually their demeanor. i.e., confidence, if they're laid back, talkative or quiet, etc. Or even just how they handle things. Like when I'm at work and I meet a new co-worker I'm always noticing how they are with people.

21: Shoe size - 6.5 US but I can manage a 7 US too.

22: Eye color - Grey

23: Hair color - Ashy blonde, but I usually get it highlighted to be a brighter blonde

24: Favorite style of clothing - I'm super into the French girl vibe right now (elegany, classy, ribbed sweaters tucked into high waisted jeans or dress pants, a blazer thrown over and a nice gold necklace) but I'm also really into a summery boho look (flowy maxi dresses and skirts)

25: Ever done a prank call? No

27: Meaning behind my URL - On this account, it's just my name and then 'muses' because this account is just me talking to myself tbh. My main account is called autumnsletters which is just a combo of my fav things: autumn and handwritten love letters, and finally, my embarrassing taylor swift account is called sixteenavenue which is a lyric from her song I Think He Knows where she mentions her heart skipping down sixteenth avenue.

28: Favorite movie - I feel like i don't have one answer bc I always have a different answer to this question lmao. I think it's called A Christmas Carol (the 2009 version w/ Jim Carrey). It just makes me feel cozy and warm inside. Also: Clueless.

29: Favorite song - All Too Well by Taylor Swift I think.

30: Favorite band - Of Monsters and Men

31: How I feel right now - I actually feel really happy today, which is a change lol. I had an awful week last week, but over the last couple of days I've just felt more creative and happier.

32: Someone I love - My mom

33: My current relationship status - Single

34: My relationship with my parents - Excellent.

35: Favorite holiday - Christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have -0 :'(

37: Tattoos and piercing i want - I want to get my ears pierced again bc the holes grew over. Low key want a nose piericing and low key want a tattoo on my collarbone (or somewhere around there)

38: The reason I joined Tumblr - Because everyone else had it and I felt left out LOL

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? - I don't have an ex

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - No

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - No i've never been kissed rip

42: When did I last hold hands? - never but it's ok bc i can hold my own hand

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - Depending on what I'm doing. If I showered the night before and I'm just doing a very low-maintenance look, roughly 15-20 mins. On a normal day in which I shower in the morning and am trying to actually be presentable, roughly an hour.

44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? - Have YOU shaved MY legs? No. Have I shaved my own? Yes

45: Where am I right now? - My room

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - Most likely I'm not drunk, but IF I WAS, it would be my friend, my mom, or my sister (my sister would probs make fun of me and film me tho tbh)

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - Loud if I'm jamming with nothing else to do but sing along. If I'm trying to do something, I'll turn it down bc I can't focus with loud music (especially if I'm trying to write something/talk to someone/text someone)

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - My mom bc my dads dead

49: Am I excited for anything? - My sister and I are going to Banff in about three weeks so I'm excited for a getaway.

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - No

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? - I work in retail so

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? - I don't know. I think I hugged my mom at some point this week lol

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? - Bye bye babyyyy

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - my cat

55: What is something I disliked about today? - I had to go to work

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - Taylor Alison Swift baby

57: What do I think about most? - Probably Taylor Swift.

58: What’s my strangest talent? - I can make stomach gurgling noises with my mouth closed.

59: Do I have any strange phobias? - Nah, pretty generic ones

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - Behind the camera

61: What was the last lie I told? - Some lady asked if a product was good and I said yes so I wouldn't have to help her find another one

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - Neither what the hell

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - Neither

64: Do I believe in magic? - No

65: Do I believe in luck? - No

66: What's the weather like right now? - It's calm, but a little cloudy. It was really warm and sunny earlier, but it's gotten a little grey.

67: What was the last book I've read? - I just finished this series called The Winner's Curse by Marie Rutkoski and it was so good but so stressful omg. Still 5/5 stars.

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? - Yes

69: Do I have any nicknames? - Not really, but sometimes my coworkers call my Kayls

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had? - Oh my god when I was like 10 I fell during grounders and the bar hit me right on the cooch. Most painful event of my entire life.

71: Do I spend money or save it? - Spend it bitch

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? - No

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? - yes!! my blanket!!

74: Favorite animal? - I love hippos and I don't know why.

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? - Reading on my phone to avoid sleeping so I could prolong not going to work

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? - Devil. Kind of like Satan The Devil is his full name

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? - Shake It Off

78: How can you win my heart? - Learning Taylor Swift's entire discography for my sake

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? - tbh I really don't know

80: What is my favorite word? - Wonderstruck

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr - n/a

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? - stream fearless taylor's version

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? - no

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? - Healing

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? - N/A

86: What is my current desktop picture? - it's a misty forest

87: Had sex? - no

88: Bought condoms? - no

89: Gotten pregnant? - no

90: Failed a class? - yes

91: Kissed a boy? - no

92: Kissed a girl? - no

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? - no but it's a dream

94: Had a job? - I've had two so far

95: Left the house without my wallet? - Yes, sometimes I do it on purpose so I can make my mom pay for something lmao (chill i'm talking something small like candy)

96: Bullied someone on the internet? - no

97: Had sex in public? - no

98: Played on a sports team? - no

99: Smoked weed? - no

100: Did drugs? - no

101: Smoked cigarettes? - no

102: Drank alcohol? - yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? - no

104: Been overweight? - I feel overweight, but technically no

105: Been underweight? - No

106: Been to a wedding? - Yes

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? - Yes, but not since I was younger. I'm mostly on my phone now.

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? - Oh yeah lmao

109: Been outside my home country? - No

110: Gotten my heart broken? - Yes

111: Been to a professional sports game? - No

112: Broken a bone? - No

113: Cut myself? - Yes

114: Been to prom? - Sort of. I'm Canadian so I had grad.

115: Been in airplane? - No

116: Fly by helicopter? - No

117: What concerts have I been to? - Jonas Brothers when I was about 10 lmao and Marianas Trench when I was 15

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? - No

119: Learned another language? - Tried to

120: Wore make up? - Yes. I do work at a makeup store.

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? - no

122: Had oral sex? - no

123: Dyed my hair? - not a funky color, no

124: Voted in a presidential election? - Sort of; I voted for a prime minister

125: Rode in an ambulance? - Yes

126: Had a surgery? - No

127: Met someone famous? - No

128: Stalked someone on a social network? - No

129: Peed outside? - No

130: Been fishing? - No

131: Helped with charity? - Yes

132: Been rejected by a crush? - No bc I never fessed up to any crush lol

133: Broken a mirror? - No

134: What do I want for birthday? - A jewelry box

#survey

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youllallriseintheink · 5 years

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Breaking the Time Loop chapter 7: Around and Around

After the group was reunited, Henry gave Tom his seeing tool and explained the location of the coffins. He, Boris, and Bendy set off to collect the physical remains, and Henry and Alice set off to kill Bertrum. Alice quickly noticed that Henry looked ready to punch something.

"Something wrong, Henry?" she asked.

Henry uncurled his fists, suddenly aware and rather embarrassed at how angry he seemed. "Oh, nothing. Bendy has this baby duckling thing for me. Joey told him that a creator is like a father, and, well, I'm his creator. That's all."

"You know, there's a reason why I sent you off with him. I could have just gone myself if collecting the soul was the only reason. Why don't you trust him, Henry?"

"Why's that so strange to you? You saw how he was acting. You know that everyone here either has a soul or is imprinted upon by someone. Well, is it really any wonder who his imprint is?" Vehemence crept into Henry's normally calm voice. "It's Joey! Bendy is selfish! He's manipulative! He threatened years of my progress to get his way! And yeah, he's acting friendly now, but he's just playing as an adorable toon now instead of a kindly showman! God, Alice, I just want Joey out of my life once I get out of here. I don't need a piece of him calling me 'dad!'"

"Woah, Henry, wait. Bendy doesn't have Joey's imprint. No ink creature has an imprint and a soul. What he did before might as well have been done by another person. That blank soul makes him the purest toon out of all of us. No one else's memories or personality there at all. He's just Bendy now."

"Oh my God," Henry whispered, attempting to absorb that crazy information. Letting Bendy in wouldn't be letting a piece of Joey back into his life. Just the sweet little devil he used to draw.

"So it wasn't an act... Tell me, how much of his old memory does he have?"

"Well, this hasn't really happened before. But if I had to guess? All of it."

No wonder then, why Bendy was so desperate for love and a father figure. Suddenly, none of those white lies Henry had told Bendy were lies anymore.

"Thank you for telling me. Now, let's go kill us an octopus."

With that, the two set off into the room containing Bertrum Piedmont, or what was left of him. Joey, for some godforsaken reason, had fused the man with an octopus-style amusement park ride. The outside of the ride was the same sickly sepia tone as everything else in the studio, but if you looked carefully, you could see where metal ended and bloated flesh began. The only word that could describe it was "macabre".

"Ready?" Henry asked Alison.

"Ready," she replied. Henry turned on the empty tape, and Bertrum began to speak.

"The biggest park ever built, a centerfold of attractions, each one more grand than the one before it," came an imposing, bitter voice, "It makes my eyes come to tears at the thought. But then... Oh, Mr Drew... for a man who speaks so often of dreams, you are the true architect behind so many nightmares. You might think I'm gone, but I'M- Wait...? Who is this with you? Joey, How could you? I cannot curse you out and kill you with a lady in the room!"

"Well, this is convenient," Henry deadpanned to Alice. Then, the two ran forward. Henry sunk his axe through one of the arms' joint. Alice stabbed Bertrum in the cheek. The ride sprung to life, leaving Henry barely enough time to duck. He rolled over onto his stomach and looked past the spinning mechanical arms to see Alice climbing the center of the ride. She looked back.

"Look out! She shouted. Henry scrambled out of the way to avoid being crushed by the falling arm. Knowing that he had a few seconds, he ran to the centre of the ride. Alice grabbed his hand and pulled him onto the ride's centre. It started up again, forcing the duo to cling for dear life. They awaited the ride's stop, but it did not stop. Finally, Henry accepted that he had to crawl to the panel. Alice followed his lead.

"Alice, grab my legs!" Henry commanded. She hooked her legs around the center of the ride and obeyed, allowing Henry to work at the panel. With effort, he was able to heave it loose. He threw the panel off the ride, and slammed his fist on the button it revealed. The ride ground to a halt. At last, Henry allowed himself to go limp until the world stopped spinning.

"Damn you to Hell itself!" Bertrum shouted before going on another monologue, which the duo ignored as they climbed down. Alice gave Henry a look that said, "is he going to stop soon?"

"Let him talk," Henry said calmly. Bertrum eventually finished. Henry stepped forwards, getting closer and closer to Bertrum's face, including his very near-sighted eyes. "Do I look like Joey to you?" Henry asked.

Bertrum stared down. Though the figure before him was still a bit fuzzy, he could make out that the he was effortlessly walking towards him. Joey would have been limping without his cane. As Henry came closer still, Bertrum could recognize that the man was grey-blond and well-built, while Joey had been very thin and dark-haired. "No... You don't," Bertrum concluded.

"That's right. I'm not. My name is Henry Stein. I used to work here as an animator. Joey called me back. I guess that's because I used to be his closest friend, and so he thinks that I'm the one who can solve everything he messed up down here. Honestly, sometimes I consider myself just another one of his victims. But hey, I'm here, and so I might as well try to get out and leave no one behind. I want to make you Bertrum Piedmont again. What do you say?"

"I say, thank you very much, Henry Stein. Yes, please do."

"Okay, now close your eyes. This is going to hurt a moment."

"Don't you dare speak to me like a child!"

"Alright, I'll be honest, then. We need to kill you and put you through the ink machine. I'd definitely suggest closing your eyes, but it's your choice."

"Thank you for your honesty, but I cannot move my eyes. I'm ready for your ritual whenever you are."

Henry beckoned Alice over. "Alright, let's make this quick. I'll count down from three," he said, "One, and two, and three!" on the count of three, Alice stabbed Bertrum through the eye with her sword. For good measure, Henry whacked him in the jaw with his ax, as well. He'd heard that a strong strike to the jaw was a good way to knock someone out. It seemed to be true in this case, as Bertrum was out cold. Alice reached up and captured Bertrum's soul as it escaped from him. Two down, two to go.

#Bendy and the Ink Machine #my fanfiction #breaking the time loop #Henry Stein #bertrum piedmont #Allison Angel

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smokeybrand · 4 years

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Smokey brand Movie Reviews: A Real Kick in the Cunt

The Good

The Okay

The Verdict

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1. god I can’t believe I’m watching this again 2. WHY ARE THE EPISODES SO LONG 3. IT’S ARIE WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

4. “how’s everyone feeling today?” “i’m emotionally and physically drained” this is me every morning

5. if i had to go on a group date with krystal i would absolutely find a way to accidentally punch her in the throat 6. i like tia she just runs around making noises 7. the fuck is a glob 8. THE KISSING BANDIT god i hate this man 9. if someone surprised me with a wrestling date i’d kill myself 10. OMG IS ALISON BRIE HERE 11. the fuck it’s not even alison brie 12. oh they’re like the real wrestlers lmao 13. i have no idea what bekah's personality is

14. wrestler lady: “who wants it?” tia: *raises her hand but only like, a little bit*

15. arie was talking and my mom said from across the room “what are you watching it’s putting me to sleep” 16. lauren b is just standing in the corner laughing i’m dying 17. oh my god she’s just… insulted bibiana’s name? 18. WHAT IS HAPPENING

19. wrestler lady: “I could take you down right now!” tia: “i would let you”

20. bekah’s gonna beat the shit out of them 21. the girls are literally crying 22. IMAGINE GOING ON A DATE WHERE THE ENTIRE PREMISE WAS THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GET BULLIED 23. i really wish alison brie was here 24. shut the fuck up bekah go call your mom 25. “has anyone even watched WWE?” literally no 26. i love tia 27. tia winning would be justice for raven 28. BIBIANA IN A DINOSAUR MASK 29. i want chris harrison to beat the shit out of arie 30. i don’t even remember who kenny is

31. bring back peter

32. who is the lunch lady 33. imagine having to pretend to fall in love with arie 34. oh my god what is HAPPENING 35. imagine losing to krystal 36. LMAO KRYSTAL IS LITERALLY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GIRL 37. is this… porn 38. i think this is porn 39. aw i love tia and bibiana 40. every time arie speaks i want to fast forward

41. i’m trying to snapchat arie and krystal but i can’t get a clear enough shot of their faces because all they’re doing is kissing really grossly 42. oh my god 43. snapchat makes this show so much better

44. “he’s fucking awesome” yeah ok tia 45. WHY DOES ARIE JUST KISS EVERYONE 46. “i have a feeling i’ll be on that one on one date because he knows i’m a mom” god in all my krystal hatred i forgot how awful chelsea was 47. i cannot tell any of the laurens apart

48. “and i just feel like these girls are living in a false reality” oh my god she’s CLINICAL

49. HAHAHAH HE GAVE IT TO BEKAH 50. SUCK A DICK, KRYSTAL 51. she’s just SMILING THROUGH THE PAIN 52. LIKE THE PSYCHOPATH SHE IS

53. is krystal literally just going around the house talking to the other girls about how strong her connection with arie is…

54. “this is a very Lauren S. date” - lauren S

55. “i like to go to bed early” of course you do arie you’re like 60

56. hulu isn’t working and i feel like this is a message from god 57. ugh no it’s back

58. “i feel like you’re a little bit of a wine connoisseur.” “no i just like drinking wine.” the most relatable arie has ever been

59. SHE’S JUST RAMBLING 60. SHE’S BEEN RAMBLING FOR PROBABLY AN HOUR 61. SHE JUST KEEPS TALKING 62. LAUREN S PLEASE STOP TALKING 63. she’s literally talking so much that arie is actually eating

64. “how is ‘ruff’ spelled?” “r-u-f-f” *everyone SCREAMS*

65. THERE IS A TRAUMATIC SITUATION FOR EVERY EVENT ON THIS SHOW

66. he’s NOT GIVING HER THE ROSE 67. I’M SO UNCOMFORTABLE 68. THIS IS THE WORST THING I’VE EVER SEEN 69. god that was awful 70. ugh i liked her 71. or at least like… i didn’t hate her 72. why is krystal talking about her like she died 73. dear god SHUT!!!!! UP!!!!!!!

74. “stop being so condescending to everybody because you like, met his dog.” CAROLINE FOR PRESIDENT

75. how is it only 9:00 i feel like I’ve been watching this episode for six years 76. tag yourself i’m the blonde bitch jumping up and down when arie even vaguely alludes to a dog 77. when does unReal come back 78. THESE DOGS ARE SO TALENTED 79. my dog can’t even walk without falling down

80. LMAO WAIT IS ANNALIESE 81. IS SHE THE ONE WITH THE BUMPER CAR ISSUES TOO 82. who PUT THESE FLASHBACKS TOGETHER 83. “AND I ALMOST LOST MY EYE,” SHE SAYS AS A CRYING BABY SCREAMS IN SEPIA

84. bibiana signs off from her prayer with “love you bye!!”

85. “we have just a random girl who’s walked up as well” same 86. i would just hold my dog and pet him 87. why is annalise so enthusiastic about poop 88. she’s really owning it though 89. how are there still so many girls left i only know like six of them 90. omg I can’t wait for chelsea to go home 91. her poor child is going to have to watch this someday

92. “dogs are so cute” wow arie is full of gold tonight 93. “i have never had the opportunity for someone to respect me for who i am” ok chelsea 94. i wonder what arie is thinking about at any given time 95. “the last time you said you were in love was five years ago on this show. tell me more about that.” do you really think that’s the best topic of conversation here

96. i wonder if arie is stoned or if he just naturally looks like that

97. omg annalise stop complaining and just go talk to him 98. ten years from now someone’s gonna say the word bachelor and she’s gonna have flashbacks to THIS traumatic moment 99. HE JUST KEEPS KISSING PEOPLE 100. it’s never a good sign when the dude says “so how do you think things are going” 101. he’s so not into her 102. that was painful 103. poor annaliese 104. she deadass got her coat on LMAO

105. HE CAN’T HOLD A CONVERSATION AND JUST SLOWLY MOVES HIS FACE CLOSER TO THE OTHER GIRL THE ENTIRE TIME UNTIL THEY STOP TALKING TO KISS

106. THIS IS THE WORST I HATE HIM!!!!!!

107. “today was really fun. i loved today. today was such a cool day. it was amazing.” - literally a sentence that arie just said

108. maybe he is super stoned 109. how dare they show me a black panther commercial and then make me go back to watching the bachelor 110. who does bekah look like 111. she looks like someone

112. BIBIANA SET THE ENTIRE THING UP AND HE JUST TOOK THIS BLONDE BITCH OUT HERE 113. I’M SCREAMING 114. LMAO WHAT THE FUCK 115. WHO MANIPULATED THIS SITUATION INTO EXISTENCE 116. WHERE IS QUINN KING!!!!! 117. SHE’S GOING TO SEE THEM KISSING BECAUSE WHAT ELSE DOES ARIE DO 118. “he’s with lauren b on my setup” i would literally cry 119. THE DEVIL IS WROKING OT 120. HE’S TAKING EVERY FUCKING GIRL TO IT 121. I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!! 122. THIS MAN IS SUCH TRASH LMAO!!!!!!

123. EVERY SINGLE TIME HE TAKES A NEW GIRL OUT THERE HE’S LIKE LMAO I DON’T KNOW WHO SET THIS UP BUT ISN’T IT NICE? LET’S KISS!!

124. AHH!!!!!!!! 125. annaliese is gonna force him to kiss her

126. he got tia HAY BALES AND MOONSHINE 127. I’M SCREAMING WHAT HTE FUCK IS THIS SHOW 128. SHE’S TALKING AND HE’S JUST 129. SLOWLY MOVING HIS FACE TO HER 130. MOUTH OPEN

131. i hope they checked him for herpes

132. the bitch smiling because annaliese hasn’t kissed him 133. he’s going to send annaliese home right now isn’t he 134. this is so uncomfortable because she’s like BEGGING him to kiss her 135. i’ve never seen arie REFUSE to kiss someone 136. this is awful 137. he said no and i gasped 138. that was literally the most dramatic thing that’s happened this entire season 139. this is so dumb

140. you know annaliese and bibiana are going home because he deadass has sought out EVERY OTHER GIRL TONIGHT to stick his tongue down their throats one last time

141. arie is definitely lowkey racist 142. why does he make jokes that 11 year old boys would make 143. if i never see arie kiss another human it will be too soon 144. aw bye annaliese 145. “bye ladies,” she says, crying 146. WHO SAID SHE’S KIDDING 147. “i don’t know what this man is thinking” but literally everyone watching does 148. god shut up krystal

149. “i feel really confident, but also i don’t have a rose,” she says, BEFORE THE ROSE CEREMONY

150. “i had to make one hard decision” arie you’ve sent two girls home 151. the camera zoomed in on krystal when he saw the word wife dear god 152. OH HER NAME IS KENDALL? I like her 153. why did only one girl walk up when he said lauren 154. there are like at least four laurens left 155. bye bib 156. LMAO WAIT DOES HE EVEN KNOW SHE SET UP THE DAY BED 157. he definitely doesn’t 158. thank god this is over 159. THEY’RE TLAKING ABOUT HER DOG FEARS AGAIN 160. oh my god

#the bachelor #bachelor s22

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coolness22 · 7 years

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Your friendly neighborhood devil.

Summary:

After becoming the center of a spell performed by a group of witches you find yourself with an unlikely companion.

Prologue:

If someone were to tell you a week ago that you would end up with the devil as a companion you would have laughed at them, called them insane, and then walked off forgetting about the whole thing.

It all started on a cold August night. You were just getting ready to walk home from your friend’s house when she suggested that you stay the night instead. It was dark out and you had a fare way to go so you agreed seeing no harm in staying.

At this point you didn’t know that your friend was in a cult of Satanist witches. You soon found out when you woke up tied to a pillar a few hours later surrounded by cloaked figures.

The cloaks they were wearing were a deep red satin with black lining inside. They must have just thrown them on top of their normal clothes as you recognised your friend’s clothes from before you fell asleep.

The building you were in seemed to be an old warehouse of some sorts. The ground beneath you had strange symbols on all around the pillar, you recognised one as a pentagram of sorts. In front of you was a dark marble looking bowl filled with some unknown powders.

Through the small window you were able to look through you could see the moon. It was a beautiful full moon with a slight orange glow presumably from the thin cloud covering that was there.

“What’s going on here?” You inquired still groggy from sleep. You slumped against the post till you were sat on the ground. Your friend Alison stopped to look at you while everyone else there continued what they were doing.

“We’re preparing another attempt at summoning our lord Satan” she stated simply as if it were obvious before continuing what she was doing.

“Satan? As in the devil himself? Lucifer Morningstar?”

“Yes” she replied with a sweet smile.

“And what am I doing here exactly?” You asked in an annoyed tone shifting slightly where you were tied up. Alison huffed before turning round to face you again.

“We need a sacrifice of sorts, our lord will need a human vessel in order to walk the earth and that’s going to be you.” She told you clearly annoyed by the constant questions. After that she continued with her work while you thought about the implications of being a vessel to the devil.

“Wait you said another. How many times have you done this before?” You asked a little panicked wondering why they had to try again. Had the last few attempts failed? If so then how bad would it be if this attempt failed?

“Well,” she began looking at you a little sheepishly, “we’ve done this about 5 times before and something has ended up going wrong each time, but don’t worry we’ll get it right this time.” She finished with a reassuring smile as if to make you feel better.

“Enough talk, it is almost time to begin the spell” one of the others said. Presumably the leader from the important looking pendant she had around her neck. It was now that you noticed how the light of the moon was lining up to shine directly onto your figure encircling the symbols that were drawn around you.

The group began chanting some kind of spell and as the light got closer the symbols began to glow. They threw a match into the bowl just before the light fully matched with the circle of symbols. When the flames went out almost immediately you thought the spell had failed and that it was all over. That thought soon changed when they began to throw the ash over you while the moon light was directly lined up.

As they began to throw the contents of the bowl over you pinch by pinch everything began to shake. The more they emptied the bowl the more things shook. When there was only a few pinches left in the bowl the shaking stopped.

Just before the last pinch could be gathered someone burst through the door. You couldn’t see who it was from where you were but you could hear them. As you heard the footsteps getting closer they began to talk.

“What on earth is going on in here? I’m walking past and all I can see is this place shaking like a mad house.” The stranger exclaimed as he got closer. His voice steady and dark, portraying the kind of stillness felt before a predator pounces on its prey. You could hear his footsteps slowly echoing closer to you, alarms ringing in your head that this guy was probably bad news but you weren’t scared of him. Something about him made you fell calm, like he was your way of escaping this madness.

“Who on earth are you? How dare you interrupt us at a time like this. Do you have any idea what you’ve done?” The leader yelled flailing her arms excessively as if to make a point.

“It seems as if I have interrupted some sort of ceremony? Apparently saving this young girls life in the process.” His tone was condescending though he didn’t seem to care about the fact he interrupted the proceedings.

“We have to wait another 28 days before we can try again miss,” one of them began “it would be in our best interest to leave peacefully, at least then we will still have the ingredients to try again.” It was at this point you realised why they couldn’t finish the spell. The light of the moon has already moved on and the symbols had stopped glowing.

“I think you should all just wait a little, you’re all gonna go at my pace for a little while. Don’t even think about trying to leave.” The stranger insisted, his tone seeming to freeze the group with what looked like fear. He moved to the side of you and crouched down to untie the rope binding you to the pillar.

From what you could see he was fairly handsome. Dirty blond hair, pale blue eyes and a devilish smile. When you were free from the bindings he told you to get out of there, go to the nearest town and get some rest, so you did, you ran out of there as fast as you could.

“Who are you?” The leader said with a tone of uncertainty clearly still a little scared from the seriousness of the sudden interruptions voice.

“I think I’m gonna ask the question first,” he began, his face showing nothing but annoyance, “what exactly where you doing with that girl tied up over there?”

“W-we we’re trying to summon our lord to us, it was our 6th try, we were going to be successful this time b-but then you arrived and, uh, it wasn’t so successful” she replied stammering a bit with fear, her overall demeanour shrinking under his judgmental gaze.

“You’re right, the spell was working, if you think about it, it technically did work.”

“You never did say who you were”

“Oh me? Right, please allow me to introduce myself, I go by many names, morning star, the light bringer, Beelzebub, our lord in your case but, just call me Lucifer.” He stayed with an evil smile on his face, a glow in his eyes. The morning after the only traces of anyone being there the night before was chalk markings of the ground and small piles of ash mixed with droplets if blood.

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Part 1

All right! New year new story, but don’t worry I’m still working on Knives and Feathers. I hope this story turns out as well as i hope it does so wish me luck.

I’d like to thank @arazialotis for the description of Lucifer’s voice. Pure poetry.

some lines he says at the end are inspired by this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRXGsPBUV5g

Enjoy :)

#supernatural #spn family #spn fanfic #lucifer #no spoiler tags #lucifer supernatural

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calebonb · 7 years

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Too Good || selfpara

Caleb Rivers had no right to know Spencer Hastings. He had no right to be friends with her, much less let her be his best friend. Not that he would ever let her know that. He was already pushing his luck by relying on her as much as he did. She was his moral center, the little angel on his shoulder, and the only person in the world he really felt he could be wild with. She wasn’t perfect and she didn’t try to be with him, but with her, he always felt a little less damaged around her. Maybe she didn’t know every little secret he had, but she knew enough and still came back to see him with a smile on her face every time.

The Bar on B was their common ground, where they spent most of their time together. But they wandered the city together as well, or stayed at her place, or crashed her family’s apartment for breakfast when the Hastings’ maid was making her famous omelets. They were friends. Good friends. Amazing friends.

But he knew, one day, she’d see that she was way too good for him. Slowly but surely, she’d drift away and Caleb would have nothing but memories of her. And he told himself it was enough. That he didn’t need more. Because really, she was a piece of his life that he didn’t deserve but would take anyway.

The rest of her friends weren’t really his speed. Emily was kind, but he could tell she didn’t understand why Spencer brought him around. Or maybe that was just her trying to stay on Alison’s good side, considering that Emily wanted to be all over Ali, not just to her side. Aria and Cece barely paid attention to him. And then there was Hanna. Who really, he’d known first and had no idea she knew anyone like Spencer and her friends.

She hadn’t really, when she and Caleb met and started dating. Hanna was another girl caught halfway between the Upper East Side and Brooklyn. But when she’d gone to college and Caleb had dropped out, they’d lost touch. He started dating Miranda and Hanna had moved up in the world. But they still circled each other and at some point, his life with Spencer overlapped with Hanna and they became a strange kind of friends. They talked even when Caleb and Hanna weren’t together. And Spencer was always trying to put them back together, but never seriously.

Just so she didn’t think Caleb was lonely. And it was never more obvious to him that when she thought he’d get back together with Miranda. Who she hated.

But Miranda was just a magnetic force to him, something Spencer didn’t understand. If Spencer was the angel on his shoulder, Miranda was the devil in a lot of way, but in ways he understood. In ways that matched his. When they were in sync, they were amazing together. She was fun and sexy, but smart and clever and adventurous and daring. She pushed him, he pushed her, and a big part of him was certain he could love her if she stayed. But the almost never did. Miranda had more abandonment issues and commitment issues than he did. And he instincts, much like his, were to run.

But she was gone for now and Spencer was taking him to a party with her friends and her type of people. He never fit in, but she liked to bring him. And as long as she stayed near him, he didn’t mind. And she usually did.

Tonight though, her girls were all giggling over her new set-up with Andrew, some senator’s son who really was right for her in all the right ways. Even Caleb could see it. He was polished but a little ruffled around the right edges. He was smart, but easy to talk to. All American looks with a polo shirt or a button down. It was a good match and Spencer... Caleb had never actually seen her crush on anyone and never one of the dates she was set up on.

So she was spending a little extra time bragging about him to her crowd, leaving Caleb alone in a corner with his beer. And his second. He was just opening his third when a familiar patch of blond hair appeared next to him, her perfectly manicured black nails holding a bright pink drink that was undoubtedly spiked with vodka.

“It’s good to see you,” Hanna said, smiling softly as she turned towards him and he couldn’t help but smile back. Sometimes he forgot how much he liked her when they were apart. She was often soothing, making him feel less alone like Spencer did, but in a different way.

“Yeah, you too,” he said, sipping his beer as she smiled again and moved closer to him. “How’s the internship?”

“It’s good,” she said, her eyes sparkling. “It’s over actually, but I’m still there. I managed to turn it into a job. Claudia is a nightmare, but it’s really an honor to work so closely with her.”

“That’s incredible,” Caleb remarked, pulling her into a hug which she readily accepted and hugged back. “I’m so proud of you. That’s what you wanted, right?”

“Yeah,” she laughed. “Totally what I wanted. And well, I wanted to say thank you, I guess. I couldn’t have done it without you letting me focus on it. I needed that. But I also... I’ve missed you.”

“Yeah?”

There was a small flutter in his stomach, a small beat of his heart that skipped. He hated that he could so easily be affected by girls like Miranda or Hanna, but he also trusted so few people that he couldn’t afford to write off the ones he did. But before Hanna could answer, Spencer appeared and looped her arm through Caleb’s.

“There you are,” she smiled and he was back to himself, centered if only a little more shaken. “I’m sorry but I’m all yours now. I know you hate these things.”

“Only a little,” he admitted, eyes flickering between Spencer and Hanna. “Are you done waxing about Archibald?”

“Who’s Archibald?” Hanna asked and Caleb laughed as Spencer almost sulked.

“His name is Andrew, and you know that,” she responded. “Don’t be rude. I like him.”

Something twisted in his stomach when she said that, but he drowned it by finishing his beer. And then out of nowhere, Aria showed up and grabbed Hanna by the arm, pulling her away and he was being pulled in the opposite direction by Spencer. And some kind of weight he never realized her had started to lift from his chest the way it always did when he was with Spencer.

At some point they ended up on the dance floor. And while he wasn’t a great dancer,, Spencer was. Confident and loose and he truly believed she loved herself most when she was dancing. At least, that’s what it looked like. She smiled, she flirted, she was as wild as any Brooklyn girl. And tonight, she almost looked like it in her leather pants and red crop top. Where he could touch her hips, her skin, just about anything within reason while they danced. And they drank. She had her wine, he had his beer.

When they couldn’t keep up with the music anymore, they found themselves tangled up on one of the couches, her legs draped all over him. For a little while, it really felt like it was just them in the world. He barely remembered the conversation he’d had with Hanna, hadn’t thought of Miranda all night. Spencer was there, with him, and all was right in the world.

“This is a good night,” he said and Spencer giggled, her sweaty hair clinging to his arm as she lay he head against his shoulder. “It is. I like it.”

“You’re drunk,” she said, trying to take the bottle out of his hands. He quickly drank what was left in the bottle before holding it out of her reach, laughing as she tried to reach it without moving from where she was. He was glad for it. She was comfortable to him, where she was. Nice. Soft. Gentle.

The best person he’d ever known, Hanna and Miranda included.

“You look happy,” he whispered to her and she looked up at him, her chin on his shoulder and he could have sworn there were actual stars in her eyes as she gazed at him.

“I am happy,” she smiled. “Thank you for coming.”

“Anything for you,” he insisted, tucking her head against his neck. “For you.”

#para #selfpara #too good

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The Brew

After Emily said goodbye to her mother, she sent Ali one more text before backing her black SUV out of the drive way and in the direction of the coffee shop. It didn’t take her very long to to get to The Brew; what took the longest was finding a place to park.

With it being one of the only semi-presentable hangout spots in Rosewood, The Brew almost always had shitty, if none at all, parking options. And Emily learned the summer of her sophomore year of high school not to park in the gentleman’s drive way beside the coffee shop because he will in fact call the police and have your car towed. Emily did what felt like her eightieth loop around the shop when she finally struck gold. A car right in front of her was pulling out of their space just as Emily was coming around. She snuck right in as soon as they drove off, successfully beating another car in the process.

Emily entered The Brew, eyeing her friend at their normal table, and went straight to the register to order her food.

“Hey, Pete, can I have my usual? With ex-”

“Extra cayenne pepper on your rings? You got it, Emily!” The man went off to the side to make Emily’s special batter. Emily smiled, putting a twenty dollar bill in their secret spot, underneath the register, before heading back to her friend.

“So, there you are, fia-fucking-lly, I might add.” Hanna looked up from her phone as soon as she heard Emily sit down.

“Oh, stop being dramatic, Hanna.” Emily rolled her eyes at her friend. She received a similar one back from the blonde across from her.

“What kept you anyway?” Emily cast her gaze downward for half a second before bringing her gaze back to Hanna’s.

“I was finishing some homework.” Emily looks to see where Pete is with her food, momentarily distracting herself.

“You’re lying.” There wasn’t even a hint of a question in that. Emily’s eyes widen a fraction and she clears her throat.

“What do you mean? I had a project for History with Mr. Dunhum.” Hanna’s face doesn’t let up.

“You finished that a week ago, Em. And you always finish your homework on Saturday morning. Without fail. I even remember you writing a ten page paper with a massive hangover once.” Hanna looks away from Emily when her phone beeps. She sends out a quick text to whoever and then brings her gaze back to the brunette.

To Emily’s luck, Pete shows up then with her Hot ‘n’ Spicy Onion Rings and Mint Chocolate Shake. He sets them down and pats Emily’s shoulder before going back to tend to his other customer’s. Emily pops a ring in her mouth before chancing another glance at her friend.

“So, try again. Why were you so late?” Hanna grabs Emily’s shake, taking a long sip. Emily swallows, contemplating telling Hanna the truth or making up a lie. Deciding they’ve already got enough lies in their lives, she goes with the truth.

“I was texting Ali. So, what? I didn’t know it was a crime talking to our friend.” Hanna scoffs, looking down at her phone and back at Emily.

“Correction. Alison is your friend, not ours. And texting her isn’t a crime. But your feelings for her should be. She’s done absolutely nothing to deserve them. I don’t even know how you even developed them unless you’re a true masochist. Which is the only logical explanation I can come up with.” Hanna busys herself with her phone again for a few seconds. Emily is internally fuming.

“Hey!” Emily loudly taps on the table directly in front of her friend, bringing her arm down in front of the blonde’s phone.

“I know you don’t like Alison, and maybe you never did. I mean she treated you probably the worst out of all of us. But that was past Ali, I have a feeling this Ali is different.” Hanna rolls her eyes hard. She glares at Emily, seeing as she still has her arm blocking her view of her phone.

“Am I your friend?” Emily removes her arm from in front of Hanna, sitting down properly in her chair once again.

“You know you are, Em. You’re my best friend.” Hanna locks her phone, putting it face down on the table.

“Okay. And you’re mine.” Emily smiles. “So, please, for me, give Alison a chance. She’s been through a whole hell of a lot recently. And I’m sure she just wants to get back to having a normal life. Well, as normal as she can have it.” Hanna just stares are her friend, blinking, once, twice, and a third time before opening her mouth to speak.

“Are you still in love with her?” Hanna asks Emily in a serious and soft voice. Emily smiles sadly at her friend.

“I don’t think I ever stopped. But that’s not what she needs right now. And it’s not as if she ever did or will return any of my feelings, past or present. So, if we can keep this present secret between us, that’d be great.” Hanna forces a small smile before nodding her head.

“Okay.” Hanna finally agrees after a few minutes. “I’ll give Alison another chance. I’m not going to promise I won’t slip up or whatever, I’m not perfect. But neither is Ali. But, for you, I will be civil to the little she-devil.” Emily glares and Hanna smiles and rolls her eyes.

“I promise to never call her that again... To her face. That’s as best as you’re gonna get. A girl still has to vent,” Emily smiles and lets out a short laugh.

“Hannily, forever?” She holds out her arms, silently asking for a hug. Hanna smiles, shaking her head and rolling her eyes. But after a few seconds gives in.

“Hannily, for always.” Hanna finishes before hugging Emily.

When Emily gets out of the hug, she looks at her phone before slowly walking backwards toward the register.

“Hey, Pete.” Emily greets redhead. Pete looks up from where he was wiping down a counter top.

“You going from round number two?” Emily shakes her head.

“Nah. I am gonna need a Chicken club wrap and a medium caramel macchiato with extra whip cream and caramel drizzle on top, to go please.” Emily smiles before fishing out her wallet to pay the man.

“How much?”

“Just give me a ten and we’ll call it even.” He smiles at her before he starts making her sandwich.

“So, I’m sorry but I nee-” Hanna stops mid-sentence, seeing Emily with food and another drink. “Where are you going? Are you ditching me?” Emily rolls her eyes.

“Don’t pretend you weren’t just doing the same exact thing. Tell Caleb I say hi, will ya?” Emily smirks, walking past her friend.

“Do the same to Ali, will ya?” She hears Hanna say as she leaves The Brew. She gets in her SUV, situating Alison’s food and drink before buckling her seat belt and shooting Ali a text saying she’d be there in a few minutes.

#Emison #PLL #Pretty Little Liars #PLL RP #Emison RP #Pretty Little Liars RP #Hannily

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BETHANY IS UBER A AND SPENCER'S TWIN [WREN IS THE REAL CHARLES]

Side note - Theories are supposed to be personal thoughts and speculations, not facts therefore, Don't hate someone for sharing their theories. Theories are for fun. In this theory, Bethany is Spencer's twin and the one calling all the shots - Uber A. Her brother, Wren Kingston is the real Charles. All of what Cece told us was a lie. She was a decoy for Wren. Let's start off by talking about 'that night' as everything will come full circle to this event. So, Alison wants to go out but Jessica gets a phone call from Radley that Bethany has escaped and therefore knowing how much Bethany hates their family - her own family, she refuses to let her daughter out. However, Alison sneaks out and is met with Bethany who throws a rock at the back of her head. This when we see Jessica through the window panicking. Her daughter had just been murdered. Cece Drake was also there that night, she knew what Bethany was planning and went to stop her by throwing a rock at the back of her head minutes later where Melissa Hastings buried her alive. This means that both girls were buried alive and saved by Grunwald. So, as we know Mona was the first A, she found Ali walking around in her dirt-ridden clothes and offered her some help. She helped her fake her death. This would protect her from Bethany. I just want to note - Jessica and Peter = Jason Jessica and Kenneth = Alison Mary and (Peter???) = Spencer, Wren (Charles) and Bethany We don't know who Spencer, Charles and Bethany's biological father is as it hasn't yet been revealed to us. However, we can safely speculate that Peter could have had an affair with both Jessica and Mary or Mary's husband remains unknown and she was forced to give her children up. Spencer went to the Hasting's family who wanted only a second child, already having Melissa and Charles went to the Dilaurentis family where he was given away to Radley and probably mistreated for being Mary's son. Bethany, had the worst of it and was kept in Radley where she had contact with her father however under the rules of the institution wouldn't have been able to socialise with her. In 3x02, when Spencer visits Garret in prison, he tells her "Someone you know well has you completely fooled. People lie but medical records don't." This is aimed at the Hastings family concealing the truth to protect Spencer. As we have been told millions of times "You can't trust a Hastings." and they are remarkable at keeping things hidden. Melissa has on multiple occasions told Spencer that she's been trying to protect her "since before it happened." Garret knew of the existence of Bethany and feud between the families of which got him killed. Veronica has brought up Spencer having an evil twin before in 4x23 - "It was as if there was two of you living in this house. The Spencer we knew and your evil twin." Veronica proceeds to tell Spencer of a story that she doesn't remember of a fight between her and Melissa. It's possible that Spencer doesn't remember as it could have been Bethany Bethany's identity hadn't been revealed for a reason. We have only ever heard her voice and never seen her face. This could point towards her being a twin, Spencer's twin. This also explains why A.D identifies themselves as a master of disguise by wearing masks and various other disguises to hide their identity. It was revealed in an interview that Maddie Ziegler is a huge fan of the show and that's why she was able to be featured in a dance on there. However, the dance could have been symbolism of the events from years ago of Mary giving birth to Spencer and Bethany and then having them taken away from her. In 7x08, Dr Cochran tells Spencer and Aria that he delivered two of Mary Drake's babies (Spencer and Bethany) meaning that there would have been another child, the oldest child, Charles (Wren). You're probably wondering about the Marion situation, this ties in with why Bethany resented Jessica so much. Jessica pushed Marion from the rooftop and blamed it on Bethany, claimed that Bethany had a violent outburst. Her reasoning for this was to prolong their time in Radley and so nobody would find out about Charles and Bethany's existences. Bethany witnessed the murder and used it in her art with the picture of the woman falling. The staff at Radley would believe Jessica over Bethany due to Bethany being a 'fragile patient' And so Marion's death was ruled a suicide. This wouldn't be a Bethany theory if I didn't decode her art work. We know the character of Bethany Young by her art work. The most significant one being Jessica represented as the devil with the words Liar around her. Bethany hated Jessica, this was evident by the stories of Jessica taking Bethany out to the stables and buying her a horse and her getting frustrated and throwing a bucket at her for Jessica asking her to call her 'Aunt Jessie.' Bethany had befriended Charles (Wren) and therefore knew a little about the family already, therefore some of the hate Bethany had for Jessica could have been bread through that. The drawing of the young girl being taken away by the monster could represent Bethany being taken away from her twin - Spencer. Yes, Spencer and Bethany would only have been present together at birth but Bethany probably had an emotional connection whe finding out about Spencer's existence and drew that picture. The monster represents the Hastings and Dilaurentis family who 'tore them apart.' The next drawing I'm going to be talking about is the therapy session. We see a young girl with blonde hair having a therapy session. However, we only see her from behind. This picture could represent multiple situations - Jessica meeting with the Radley staff to talk about Marion's 'suicide', How Bethany sees herself (people turned their back on her etc) or Cece Drake admitting herself into Radley as Ali as we find out in 1x01, Cece tried to get admitted under Alison's name. Due to the fact that Aria seems to be obsessed with Mirrors, when I first saw the pictures Bethany drew of the blonde girl looking in the mirror similar to the way Aria did in 1x01, I always thought that tied into Bethany being Aria's twin or Aria being A. However, the concept of a Mirror means parallel, the other half. Spencer can be seen looking into a mirror in a scene where the girls are searching Mona's bedroom and it only shows one half of her face. Foreshadowing her having a twin? Another half? In the dollhouse, Spencer has a run in with Charles where she's stood face to face with him. I don't believe for a second that the person opposite Spencer was Cece. If that Charles story was true, Why would she go through the trouble of dressing up as a man? Spencer said the person felt familiar. That's because the person opposite her was Wren. Wren would feel very familiar to Spencer. When Mary visits Spencer, she decides to bring up how alike Melissa and Spencer look and Spencer proceeds to mention that they would get confused as twins. Could this foreshadow Bethany and Spencer being twins? Spencer comes to Hanna in a dream in the same way that Alison would in flashbacks. However, we know now that some of those dreams/flashbacks were actually Alison. Like when Alison visited Hanna in the hospital. Could the same thing be happening here? When Hanna is captivated by Uber A, Spencer comes to her and says "if there's a way in there's a way out.' And mentions A.D coming in and out. Spencer got in.. or rather Bethany got in to tell Hanna this. Also, Spencer now has a full fringe and this 'Spencer' doesn't. Hanna doesn't even know of A now going by A.D until Bethany mentions it. Now let's talk about Wren as Charles. I'm not fully dismissing the story Cece told. A small fraction of it could have been true as for example the bathtub story. Kenneth and Jessica gave up Charles after the incident and that's where Charles and Bethany met and found out about their connection - Being brother and sister. From there, they hatched a plan to ruin the lives of the people that ruined theirs. (Think Emily Thorne on Revenge) Wren studied medicine and soon became a doctor under the name Wren Kingston. When he was released from Radley he had an identity change and was 'Wren Kingston' a British doctor. His part of the deal was to seduce Melissa (who he isn't related to in anyway' to get close to Spencer and the liars. We later find out in season 7 that Wren broke up with Melissa upon finding out she killed his sister. However, he knew that she didn't kill her because he was working with her. - [ ] How do Cece and Sara come into all of this? Cece and Sara both worked for Wren and Bethany throughout the series, after the game was stolen from Mona. Sara was runaway who was recruited by Cece. The team needed all the the help The could get. A is everywhere. And the only way A could be everywhere is by having accomplices. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK OF THIS. I WOULD HONESTLY LOVE FOR BETHANY TO BE UBER A AND SPENCERS TWIN AND HAVE WREN BE CHARLES BECAUSE IT ALL MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#wren kingston #uber a #uber a theories #a.d.#bethany young #Bethany drake #spencer drake #spencer hastings #pll #pll theories #pll theorys #pll thoughts #Bethany is UBER A

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The Ultimate PLL Uber A Theory

Lucas is A.D. Bethany Young is helping him. She reported on her own death in 5x05 and works at the bank. Her helper is Sydney and that is how Sydney scored that job and that loft--because Bethany hired her.

Katherine Daly was in Radley. Bethany and Katherine Daly are connected somehow.

There is a team working behind him known as Advocatus Diaboli (A.D). This team is responsible for A-moji texts.

-Advocatus Diaboli is a component of an old tradition in the CATHOLIC Church. It is a position that debated the SAINTHOOD of a person--that is, if a person was being appointed as a saint, this position would find reasons to argue AGAINST it by uncovering any character flaws. [Sound like A- or A.D. behaviour much?]. Devil’s Advocate takes the idea that is not usually the accepted norm and examines the idea further. This is bang on A/A,D./A Team behaviour. The people working for this team have an opinion of the PLLs that is opposite to the norm of “pretty, popular, and lucky”. They want to continually prove and believe that the PLLs are evil.

This leads us to..

Ezra, Wren, Spencer’s twin, Paige, Jenna, Melissa, Sarah Harvey, Mary Drake and Bethany Young are part of this A-Team-->as signified in 7x15 with the “9B” clue at the airport. This clue, which was on a wall, signifies that there are 9 people working on a secondary team. While I highly doubt that they are trying to save the liars, we do see a number of black hoodie & black glove scenes which symbolize the A-Team behind A.D. Marlene has confirmed that A.D. is a person in uniform and it was shown in a scene before that A.D. had decided to throw away the black hoodie & black gloves in favor of uniforms. There is also an implication behind the numbers on the board:

1) The Flight #s that are “delayed” and in “red” draw out multiple combinations of “AD” on a phone screen. The unhighlighted Flight # does not follow this pattern.

2) The unhighlighted Flight is Phoeniz, AZ; 1:35A; Gate 8; Flight #1311. The “1:35″ could denote the 35 episode of PLL starting from the beginning of 1st season. This would be episode 2x13. In 2x13 at 13:11 we see: a flashback of Mona & Lucas being called losers and Mona being ignored by the PLLs again.

-This signals that since Mona already got her chance as A-, it is now Lucas’ turn. Marlene did say that S07 goes “full circle”. THE FLIGHT BOARD WAS A CLUE TO WHO A.D. WAS AND THEIR MOTIVE. THE 9B SIGN WAS A CLUE TO WHO WAS WORKING FOR A.D.

In 6x11 and 6x13 we see Mona approaching Spencer and Lucas approaching Hanna, respectively, and there is a parallel in their interactions: we see that Mona & Lucas both wave to their PLL counterparts without a return or acknowledgement. Furthermore, we see that Lucas is wearing sunglasses and it is made obvious with the way he interacts with them (director’s choice). This correlates to the way A.D. likes to incorporate glasses into their uniforms. If you analyze Lucas’ reactions to Hanna’s comments, you can tell he thinks he views it as the miserable norm that Hanna is keeping Caleb as a friend. The way Hanna left Lucas was rude as Lucas was going to say something to Hanna before she runs off.

Lucas also drives a silver Jaguar car, and Jaguar is a BRITISH multinational car brand. The car we see in 6x11 at Charlotte’s funeral from which someone was spying on the PLLs. This car is a SIGNATURE badged Lincoln townscar with a DA6.6410 license plate and Patsy Cline’s “Crazy” playing in the show’s soundtrack: *the Lincoln emblem is the UK version and NOT the US version*, the Signature badge showcases that the owner of this chaffeured car has tons of money, and the 4x10 episode of PLL at timemark 6:06 is where Mona and Wren have a conversation about where his loyalties lie and Wren antagonizing Mona after introducing a picture of a happy family on a barn with a horse.We also know that Lucas was visiting someone in Radley in S03, and perhaps suggesting that he knew Wren. Lucas is the one from highschool that has not taken revenge on the PLLs which could explain the Crazy soundtrack. In addition, the church’s reflection is seen on the car window as it closes which correlates with Gottesman name meaning “man of God”. Since the car is British we can assume that Lucas and Wren are working together, similar to the way we know that Charlotte played with stocks to afford her A- lifestyle.

Furthermore 4x10 is also the episode where Wren frames Spencer’s mom and is colouring in a red coat of the brunette in the picture. The horse in this picture resembles Bethany’s horse drawing. This insinuates that Bethany and Wren may have been related or are close friends.

In Ezra’s lair, we see that he had a picture of Wren but it was mislabelled as “Wren at Radley” when it was actually him & Spencer beside an Art Gallery. Why was Ezra being re-introduced to Wren by Spencer’s twin--->Spencer’s twin does not know of Wren & Ezra knowing each other. There have been theories relating Ezra & Wren as brothers or relatives of the same family (with many clues rooting from the dollhouse). I will get into that later.

Going back to “That Night Alison Disappeared” we see that the flashback Spencer has of her chasing a blonde and calling out Alison is not as accurate as it claims to be. The necklace “Spencer” wears and her hairstyle (when holding the shovel) is different from when she returns back to the barn (not holding the shovel) as seen in the below pictures.

If you look closely at the scene where “Spencer” chases the blonde, the blonde turns her head and we see that her face isn’t Alison’s---it is someone that looks like Alison and is wearing her clothes. “Spencer” is also seen to have a high dose of meds as discovered by Alison while Spencer was for sure not napping throughout the entire time Alison left the barn. Spencer saw her twin chase Bethany Young (wearing Ali’s clothes) but could not react plausibly because she was high on her meds. The show also shows two separate scenes of hands being pulled out, which could be Ali and Bethany. Ali’s scene resembled that of Mrs. Grunwald’s account whereas the second scene showed a hand with a red tinted light shining on it pulling out the hand (that was moving differently than Ali’s). Since Spencer’s twin seemed to want to attack Bethany that night, it could have been Spencer’s twin that buried Bethany or Spencer’s twin & Melissa planning Bethany’s attack. In Melissa’s “explanation”, Bethany had a “A-shaped” mark on her head and she had blonde hair but we didn’t see her face.

Bethany Young was a Radley patient, and in a letter she wrote Alison it was stated that yellow is her favourite colour. In a dollhouse video, the baby girl Jessica DiLaurentis was holding is wrapped in a yellow blanket while Jessica refers to one of the boys as the girl’s brother and the other boy pats the baby on the head. The boys look very similar, blonde hair and similar height. This insinuates that they are cousins. The only other blonde boy in question is Jason. The boys are too little for the baby to be Ali, so it is presumably Bethany Young who is a couple of years older than Ali. The person that was a blonde boy at this stage and could be considered Bethany’s brother is Charlotte as Charles.

It is presumed that Ali does not actually know Bethany and that these letters were planted for the PLLs to find in Ali’s house so that Mona’s murder frame (set up by Charlotte) could be believed by the PLLs [”Alison lured Bethany to Rosewood”]. That means that Bethany’s letters weren’t mailed or fake replies from Alison were sent to her. Bethany knew of Alison. Charlotte is Bethany’s older sister (5 year age difference).

In the dollhouse scene, we see that the time “Charles” enters is during the time Ezra leaves Toby and Caleb. Furthermore, even though PLL does have a very high suspension of belief Ezra’s SEVERE stalking habit is not something that can just be snapped out of him. AND in 7x19 we see that Ezra is right beside the fireplace before Ali and Em are put ot sleep by the gas. Ezra also knows of Aria’s complaint and could have supplied this to the A-team to compel Aria to go against her friends. Ezra also seems to have a great alibi to leave Aria and answer various phone calls claiming that his brother “Wes” is “stalking” him---foreshadow much of Ezra’s past tendencies? He even tells Aria to call him every 20 mins to assure that he has an excuse and a perfect alibi for Aria not to suspect him or overhear on one of his phone calls. Ezra also seems to enter exactly when the police finish taking Aria’s things and “leaves towns” during very convenient times for A.D.’s tactics. There is also no flight to Maine in the 7x15 flight board, so not only did he convincingly lie to Aria that he lied about a lie, he wasn’t planning on heading to Maine in the first place. If Spencer’s twin and Wren were seated near that gate, it is safe to assume that Ezra was about to partake in a trip funded by A.D. Also, Ezra did not have a convincing excuse as to why he had to leave town--to talk to Nicole doctor in person, really?

The name Lucas Gottesman is of Hebrew origin. The name Bethany is of Hebrew origin. In 7x16, the A-scene at the end had someone in black gloves and a black hoodie selecting a marker from a collection and drawing a page to the Endgame Arcturus comic book. The grave had “Here Lies” written on it, instead of the usual “R.I.P” we see as a pop culture norm. “Here Lies” is written on Jewish graves. Bethany Young was shown to be a great drawer/artist. This ending was showcasing Bethany Young adding a page to the comic which we now know rendered the last puzzle piece to the Game.

In the episode Ali finds out she is carring Emily’s baby, she said A.D. started “playing God” and Hanna earlier said Lucas’ full name (”Lucas Gottesman”) in her conversation with Pastor Ted, perhaps we were supposed to be reminded of this connection and clue into the fact that Lucas is A.D.

In 7x11′s ending, we see that Jenna is being delivered tea by someone in a nurse’s uniform (similar to one that Sara Harvey wore when injecting Emily, the gloves were the exact same as the one used to clean the area behind Sara Harvey’s Radley hotel room secret closetway, and the exact same as the ones Wren used to clean Hanna’s wound in S03). There is a shadow reflection of the nurse uniform wearer’s hair and it resembles Paige’s. Now people assume the person wearing the nurse’s uniform is A.D. however even though Jenna is blind, the position in which her chair was placed entails that there was someone sitting in front of her that used the nurse uniform wearer as their assistant. Furthermore, in 7x15 ending, we see Aria’s Facetime caller editing their video, and in this edit we see that a similar shadow reflection of hair is present on the edited Aria’s face--it seems like an amateur unintentional mistake. .In 7x15 we see, in multiple instances, that the Facetime caller scenes always precede Paige’s scenes to presumably give the audience a hint at when Paige is free to do this. The Facetime caller in the beginning of 7x15 also has their collarbone shown (not the same as Aria’s_ and is wearing long earrings (trying to mimic Aria). We know Paige has an affinity for/a collection of long dangly earrings and Paige’s collarbone resembles the collarbone of this Facetime caller. In addition, throughout the entirety of 7x15, we see Paige playing with Emily’s emotions. Paige constantly has the upper-hand in their interactions: Emily tells Paige about Ali’s baby and Paige “feels for Ali” & suddenly “feels sorry for her” and Paige empathizes with Em when she states that Ali is playing the victim-Paige fakes understanding and she grabs and holds onto Emily’s hand. In this scene, we see that Paige’s laptop has a blue cover and a silver interior. In 7x15 ending we see that the laptop has a silver interior and the black hoodie/glove wearer are working in the lair with a silver lamp and cardboard boxes..We also see that at the Radley, Emily and Paige have a tender convo about Ali’s baby and the very moment Emily says Ali is having a baby, Paige goes to buy 2 rounds. This shows Paige’s distress and disappointment. Paige tells Em she may leave and asks her “Who am I” if she were to stay and insinuates that Paily would be complicated if Ali carries the baby. Their breakup is made official and when Paige walks away she has a determined look on her face and doesn’t look sad nor happy. This is very uncharacteristic of Paige so it demonstrates that has a new role in S07. Paige then confronts Ali and gets on her good side--also something that is uncharacteristic of Paige. Paige is the Facetime caller.

Ezra turned the gas on in 7x19 as A.D. instructed him to. He was standing in the correct position. It is hard to believe that Ezra didn’t know about Charlotte/CeCe Drake being A. Ezra has an incentive (besides helping Aria) to work for A.D. Remember he likes to solve mysteries via writing?

When Mary Drake showcased her C-section scar to Ali (from Charlotte’s delivery), the scar is VERTICAL. Vertical incisions are done when the woman is carrying more than one baby. At this time, we understand that Mary Drake was playing Ali to get information, and then we see her true sincerity for Spencer and Ali in 7x19 when she takes care of their future. This hints to the fact that there are twins that Mary Drake has delivered. Since Spencer’s delivery was after Charlotte’s we can easily conclude that there might be complications giving natural birth with a C-section scar (after all, the baby was delivered in a Sanitarium and not a top hospital), so either another C-section had to be made OR the C-section was from her LAST surgery--Spencer’s birth. This confirms the plausibility of Spencer having a twin.

The infamous 7x11 scene where Hanna “dreams” of “Spencer” telling Hanna about A.D. when Hanna never received direct communication telling her about A.D. is proof enough for Spencer having a twin. However the night Spencer meets Detective Furey, she goes to Emily’s house....I believe this is her twin that took her place when going to Emily’s house. THIS EXPLAINS WHY A.D. hacked into Emily’s school results. Emily showed such affection to Spencer’s twin and during this scene there was a “dolly” shot (clue of the dollhouse) and Spencer’s birthmark was missing. The motive for Spencer’s twin to torture her could be that she never got the chance at life that Spencer did, so Emily giving her that chance could be the exact reason why Emily got a break on her test scores.

“Spencer” at the airport is Spencer’s twin. Her and Wren were talking about Melissa, and along with the 9B sign and the 2 clues listed earlier above from that scene, it is safe to say that this confirms that her twin, Wren, Melissa and Ezra are helping A.D.

There have been multiple references to the episode 3x03. One is Mona’s apartment door looks like it has the numbers 2 and 28 on it. The 28th episode from the start of season 2 is 3x03. Furthermore, Sara Harvey’s hotel room is 303.

In 7x07, the storm cellar explodes, someone writes “I see you” on the back of the car and A.D. sends a text saying “If you find out who I am before I find out who killed Charlotte, YOU DIE.” Who could know about Noel Kahn’s message from Season 1 &2? MONA. Who is Mona connected to that could have also known about this. Mona said she was drowsy on drugs and Charlotte may have known about this--as well as Lucas during his visits .Charlotte is dead, so this leaves Lucas trying to mislead the girls into thinking that A.D. is Noel Kahn--after all his message literally pointed out that he is not keen on the PLLs finding out who he is until he figures out Charlotte’s killer. In 3x03, Lucas burns something in a trash can, so this could reference his affinity for being a pyro and cluing us into him being A.D.

In 7x08 Ms. Grunwald tells Hanna that the person she should be afraid is close. Mrs. Grunwald literally sensed Hanna to LUCAS’ LOFT to tell her about danger. The truth is, Noel Kahn isn’t the person that she should be afraid of, it is Lucas. Lucas’ loft is obviously bugged, we could see this from the episode where Hanna comes in to ask him to be her alibi when Lucas looks behind him before opening the door (maybe checking the locations of his bugs). A.D./their helpers always seem to know the best times to stop knocking/delivering “mail”/sending texts that pertain to the PLLs conversations in the loft.

We all know Lucas is not keen on Hanna being with anyone except for him. The despise that Ali gave him probably drove his craziness to the point where he feels an unhealthy obsession toward Hanna. Hanna’s bridal shower to JORDAN is where the “accidental fire” occurs and when Haleb enter his loft that is where Lucas “testing” his remote shows up. This represents his affinity to not approving of Hanna’s relationship through symbolism (as seen in the first coffee shop convo between Lucas and Hanna where his reactions evidently demonstrate his tiredness of Hanna’s indecisive actions).

Lucas’ reactions to his conversations with Hanna also showcase clues that he is A.D. When he overhears Hanna’s phone call and he hears that she has to stay in Rosewood longer he smiles. He also ends up “making a non-smart investing move” which we know is highly uncharacteristic of Lucas--even though anything can happen in Rosewood. Hanna is also a highly gullible character so Lucas knows he can trick her into believing almost anything.

Lucas bought a factory next to the lake, and that is where Hanna’s “I killed Charlotte” is seen to be sent. Yes there was a screensaver of a church bell (pointing toward the bell tower) and there was Veronica Hastings’ election ad, however, we also see that the phone that this text is sent to has NO TIME on it, and A.D.’s deadline was by “the end of election night” which is 12AM. The bell represents the death site of Lucas’ close friend Charlotte and the Veronica Hastings’ election ad could be timed to stop appearing on his laptop after 12am of that day. Why would Melissa still care about Ian if she has moved on this far with other boys and bothered to fake her pregnancy? Why would Melissa want to commemorate being a widow via a screensaver? Lucas has the motive, as he wants to be repeatedly reminded of his reason for wanting to avenge Charlotte’s death.

In the episode where the PLLs sneak into Sara Harvey’s room to look for the secret closet that is then not existent, the A.D. maid costume is shown to have makeup drawn on the face mask. If you measure the maid’s height to the PLLs using the dart board picture at the back (factoring in the fact that objects farther are smaller than they actually are), it makes sense that the maid-costume wearer is someone of Lucas’ height.

Furthermore, the police cars in Rosewood have Jaguar car brand-like mirrors attached to their sides, so the policeman costume wearer that attacked Ali is Lucas because of his financial ability to retrieve a Jaguar car and have someone paint a fake POLICE sign on it. Lucas’ hacking skills also allow him to tap into the police’s conversations signals. Earlier that day, this policeman costume wearer was also staring at Hanna and Aria from far away while they were in front of Rosewood Police Station. This could signal how A.D. wants to spy on the girls, but Lucas has an even higher affinity for Hanna so it explains why he chose to spy on him. After all, he couldn’t have trailed Aria’s car from that far away, only Hanna.

A.D. in the mailman costume watching Emily signals that the PLLs are working on the information provided to them (pointing to Aria’s dad being the killer). It also confuses the viewer to think that A.D. could be Paige just to make the clue ambiguous.

The bellhop A.D. costume wearer’s height and Aria’s height (being the shortest of all the PLLs obviously and in the police height pictures--5′2), also show that A.D. cannot be someone like Paige, more like someone of Lucas’ stature.

In 6x20, who else would be so familiar with the Lost Woods Resort than someone that Mona would have told everything to--Charlotte and Lucas.

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