#bachelor s22

[flowerbloom-arts]

I'm aspiring to make a clip compilation of Skinner being on the receiving end of gay jokes (+ ChalmSkinn scenes/jokes) and here's the list I've managed to compile thus far, organized by joke category:

“Skinner gets called gay”

Skinner gets assumed as a "homersexual" and Homer asks if he's into women - s2 ep14: Principal Charming

Chalmers tells Skinner to be gay on his own time after Skinner says they have horoscopic compatibility - s16 ep17: The Heartbroke Kid

Child draws Skinner kissing a merman as a prank - s17 ep18: The Wettest Stories Ever Told

Skinner is in the middle of explaining how he knows how to slingshot "like all boys" and Nelson cuts him off saying "You like all boys? Hah hah!" - s20 ep11: How The Test Was Won

Skinner AND Chalmers get called the worst-dressed gay men a substitute teacher has ever met - s24 ep15: Black-Eyed, Please

“Wait, IS Skinner gay (bi)?”

Bart tells Skinner to get himself fired from the army by flirting with his commanding officer, which Skinner accepts without hesitation - s5 ep19: Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badaasssss Song

Skinner and Homer are in a hotel for jury duty and Skinner points out that they're like The Odd Couple (with Skinner being like Felix and Homer like Oscar) - s5 ep20: The Boy Who Knew Too Much

Skinner reads a Confirmed Bachelor Magazine while looking over detention - s21 ep4: Treehouse of Horror XX

Skinner kisses Groundskeeper Willie and they both realize they kinda like kissing men and go from uncomfortable to REALLY making out - s21 ep15: Stealing First Base

“Skinner and Chalmers have a... situationship.”

Skinner laughs at an accidental joke Chalmers makes and Chalmers joins him - s4 ep20: Wacking Day

Skinner and Chalmers laugh at the idea of using their oil money to pay the students' scholarships - s6 ep25: Who Shot Mr. Burns? part one

Chalmers teases Skinner and excitedly shows off his new Honda to him - s8 ep7: Lisa's Date With Density

Skinner offers Chalmers to use his Merkur (car) after Chalmers' Camry got destroyed, Chalmers rejects him on the basis that his car is full of Burger King litter - s16 ep5: Fat Man and Little Boy

Chalmers says he wished he and Skinner were closer when Skinner gets killed in front of him - s18 ep4: Treehouse of Horror XVII

Skinner honors the "ding" in "balding" for Chalmers - s18 ep5: G.I. D'oh

Skinner and Chalmers sing a musical number together and Skinner "makes it weird" (according to Chalmers) by complimenting his voice at the end - s18 ep14: Yokel Chords

Chalmers, Skinner and Willie get caught in a Diet Coke and Mentos explosion inside a storage building, Chalmers yells for Skinner but gets no response, gets worried and then when he does respond saying he's alright Chalmers tells him to never scare him like that again - s19 ep13: The Debarted

Chalmers and Skinner create the production company "ChalmSkinn" and do some morally dubious scheming together while wearing atleast 3 matching outfits - s19 ep18: Any Given Sundance

Chalmers tells Skinner they should start eating a cock cannoli that flew in through the window at both ends to hide it from Agnes, and that quote, "They'll know they're safe when their lips meet in the middle", they then proceed without hesitation - s20 ep1: Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes

Skinner is confused and upset that Chalmers is "overseeing other principals" and asks what they're going to tell the kids, Chalmers says the kids already know and they're happy for him. This is clearly a breakup allegory. - s20 ep19: Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D’oh

Chalmers lays down on Skinner's thigh and tells Skinner to hold his head and say soothing things - s20 ep21: Coming To Homerica

Skinner and Chalmers (and Agnes) have a firework show picnic in the background of a flashback scene - s22 ep10: Moms I'd Like to Forget

Skinner flirts with Chalmers and gets called a regular Casanova by him - s22 ep11: Flaming Moe

Skinner has a dream about being a cowboy and literally rides Chalmers - s25 ep7: Yellow Subterfuge

Demon ChalmSkinn's entire character - s26 ep4: Treehouse of Horror XXV

Skinner and Chalmers rub elbows and laugh about kids not being their problem after 6th grade - s26 ep22: Mathlete's Feat

Chalmers and Skinner share a virtual picnic date together in VR (except Chalmers is dating Skinner's grave in his POV) - s28 ep2: Friends and Family

Kearney asks Skinner if he likes Chalmers so much, why doesn't he marry him? Skinner says that as Superintendent Chalmers is basically married to all of his principals and smiles proudly - s30 ep1: Bart's Not Dead

Skinner performs the heimlich maneuver on Chalmers in a bafflingly suggestive way and uses his shirt and suit jacket as a pillow for him, and then gently strokes his head while saying "You're safe now" - s31 ep1: The Winter of Our Monetized Content

Just. Most of the episode. - s32 ep8: The Road to Cincinnati

Skinner and Chalmers have a Steamed Hams-themed Christmas card decorated with candy canes forming hearts in the credits - s32 ep16: Manger Things

Skinner and Chalmers get inside a closet to privately celebrate having a good, qualified teacher apply to their school - s33 ep18: My Octopus and a Teacher

If you know any more scenes that fit into these categories PLEASE tell me, I want to be as thorough as possible with this compilation.

[kindchenschema]

greys anon back again👋uni was kicking my ass but the semesters over and im caught up now! didn’t really care for the finale/season but i loved reading ur thoughts! im also giving the show an out this season because ik the strike messed things up but how uneven things were made me long for the end tbh😭 bc if this is the writers running on empty it’s kinda embarrassing and cliche and they need to get all the OGs back for s22, give everyone closure and wrap it up on a high note. i need greys to end with dignity lmfao like that’s the bestie

& so is bailey, who was the best part of this episode (saw ur tots about her and simone and although i don’t go there—they had cute tender moments but i rly wanted simone and maggie to smooch last season & im loyal plus ive always been partial to bailey & callie lezzing out together) and amazing in the end. the fact that they’re did all that for lucas tho, laughable—simone needs 2 let that mf go already my god! ik she won’t but im choosing 2 believe they’ll free her next season bc im over it. she’s better than this) as is the fact that lucas is staying and yasuda is leaving. just nasty and cruel and lesbophobic to me specifically. hers and jules’ almost kiss moment was so intimate and convincing i almost looked up fanfic of them but i don’t think there would be any at least not yet. greys non canon lesbian ships are so under-appreciated tbh 1/3 (this is so long sry in advance!)

hey greys anon bestie <3 finally replying to you!! (same here, this one comp sci class i'm taking is like. consuming my life. but in a good way)

aww thank you ^^

girl, i've thought about this SO MUCH like from a writing/showrunning standpoint I have literally no idea how the show could end. imo it has to be some kind of a full circle moment with meredith and ellis and carousels and alzheimers, and probably derek and just as many OGs as they can get to come back. kind of like what they tried to do in season 17, only way less shit. but they would need dempsey&co back for that not to mention ellen (which btw i do not get like is she back or is she not back? wasn't she supposed to leave? like wasn't everyone freaking out that meredith was leaving? So much ado about nothing smh) so i kinda doubt that will happen

it would also be a slay if the last scene of the show is zola visiting meredith in the nursing home (a parallel to meredith and ellis) and meredith has alzheimers but there are photos of derek, lexie, cristina etc beside her bed and zola is telling her how her surgical internship is going and meredith is like "i think i used to be a surgeon once" and zola is like "yes, mom, you were" SDFGHJ or however it went in s1. but ik everyone and their mom has this as their theory for the ending so i doubt it will happen also.

AND something that would be a huge wig in orbit moment is if they already filmed the ending back in 2004 and it's meredith waking up after her one-night-stand with derek in the pilot and it's like woa.. it was just a dream.. and then derek is like hey i'm derek and meredith is like cool can we skip to the part where your wife struts in bc i wanna marry her. which might happen tbh ! we will see 😌

anyway NO I DO NOT WANT IT TO END SOON i need it to get me thru my bachelors at LEAST (which is gonna be a long time bc i'm not the brightest candle on the cake 🤠)

anyway.

Simone and maggie is also intelligent 🙌

omg yes literally after i posted my finale yappings i was like oh shit wait yasuda is leaving 😭 why would they do this to us. i don't super care about them but i like them better than helmika just bec i don't get what helm was trying to do at all, it was funny when she was all about having a crush on meredith (like, same) but she can emigrate to paris with levi now that's ok

i fully block out the fact that simone/lucas is a thing (their scenes are usually my tea breaks tbh) like i feel like my brain isn't entirely processing that info even tho i know it is technically true. i mean simone is a full on dyke in my mind because you expect me not to project onto her? with THOSE mommy issues? when she had that scene with addison in the nicu... i was like 🤔🏳️‍🌈❓ ok now kiss

[tvmecaps]

1. god I can’t believe I’m watching this again 2. WHY ARE THE EPISODES SO LONG 3. IT’S ARIE WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN

4. “how’s everyone feeling today?” “i’m emotionally and physically drained” this is me every morning

5. if i had to go on a group date with krystal i would absolutely find a way to accidentally punch her in the throat 6. i like tia she just runs around making noises 7. the fuck is a glob 8. THE KISSING BANDIT god i hate this man 9. if someone surprised me with a wrestling date i’d kill myself 10. OMG IS ALISON BRIE HERE 11. the fuck it’s not even alison brie 12. oh they’re like the real wrestlers lmao 13. i have no idea what bekah's personality is

14. wrestler lady: “who wants it?” tia: *raises her hand but only like, a little bit*

15. arie was talking and my mom said from across the room “what are you watching it’s putting me to sleep” 16. lauren b is just standing in the corner laughing i’m dying 17. oh my god she’s just… insulted bibiana’s name? 18. WHAT IS HAPPENING

19. wrestler lady: “I could take you down right now!” tia: “i would let you”

20. bekah’s gonna beat the shit out of them 21. the girls are literally crying 22. IMAGINE GOING ON A DATE WHERE THE ENTIRE PREMISE WAS THAT YOU WERE GOING TO GET BULLIED 23. i really wish alison brie was here 24. shut the fuck up bekah go call your mom 25. “has anyone even watched WWE?” literally no 26. i love tia 27. tia winning would be justice for raven 28. BIBIANA IN A DINOSAUR MASK 29. i want chris harrison to beat the shit out of arie 30. i don’t even remember who kenny is

31. bring back peter

32. who is the lunch lady 33. imagine having to pretend to fall in love with arie 34. oh my god what is HAPPENING 35. imagine losing to krystal 36. LMAO KRYSTAL IS LITERALLY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GIRL 37. is this… porn 38. i think this is porn 39. aw i love tia and bibiana 40. every time arie speaks i want to fast forward

41. i’m trying to snapchat arie and krystal but i can’t get a clear enough shot of their faces because all they’re doing is kissing really grossly 42. oh my god 43. snapchat makes this show so much better

44. “he’s fucking awesome” yeah ok tia 45. WHY DOES ARIE JUST KISS EVERYONE 46. “i have a feeling i’ll be on that one on one date because he knows i’m a mom” god in all my krystal hatred i forgot how awful chelsea was 47. i cannot tell any of the laurens apart

48. “and i just feel like these girls are living in a false reality” oh my god she’s CLINICAL

49. HAHAHAH HE GAVE IT TO BEKAH 50. SUCK A DICK, KRYSTAL 51. she’s just SMILING THROUGH THE PAIN 52. LIKE THE PSYCHOPATH SHE IS

53. is krystal literally just going around the house talking to the other girls about how strong her connection with arie is…

54. “this is a very Lauren S. date” - lauren S

55. “i like to go to bed early” of course you do arie you’re like 60

56. hulu isn’t working and i feel like this is a message from god 57. ugh no it’s back

58. “i feel like you’re a little bit of a wine connoisseur.” “no i just like drinking wine.” the most relatable arie has ever been

59. SHE’S JUST RAMBLING 60. SHE’S BEEN RAMBLING FOR PROBABLY AN HOUR 61. SHE JUST KEEPS TALKING 62. LAUREN S PLEASE STOP TALKING 63. she’s literally talking so much that arie is actually eating

64. “how is ‘ruff’ spelled?” “r-u-f-f” *everyone SCREAMS*

65. THERE IS A TRAUMATIC SITUATION FOR EVERY EVENT ON THIS SHOW

66. he’s NOT GIVING HER THE ROSE 67. I’M SO UNCOMFORTABLE 68. THIS IS THE WORST THING I’VE EVER SEEN 69. god that was awful 70. ugh i liked her 71. or at least like… i didn’t hate her 72. why is krystal talking about her like she died 73. dear god SHUT!!!!! UP!!!!!!!

74. “stop being so condescending to everybody because you like, met his dog.” CAROLINE FOR PRESIDENT

75. how is it only 9:00 i feel like I’ve been watching this episode for six years 76. tag yourself i’m the blonde bitch jumping up and down when arie even vaguely alludes to a dog 77. when does unReal come back 78. THESE DOGS ARE SO TALENTED 79. my dog can’t even walk without falling down

80. LMAO WAIT IS ANNALIESE 81. IS SHE THE ONE WITH THE BUMPER CAR ISSUES TOO 82. who PUT THESE FLASHBACKS TOGETHER 83. “AND I ALMOST LOST MY EYE,” SHE SAYS AS A CRYING BABY SCREAMS IN SEPIA

84. bibiana signs off from her prayer with “love you bye!!”

85. “we have just a random girl who’s walked up as well” same 86. i would just hold my dog and pet him 87. why is annalise so enthusiastic about poop 88. she’s really owning it though 89. how are there still so many girls left i only know like six of them 90. omg I can’t wait for chelsea to go home 91. her poor child is going to have to watch this someday

92. “dogs are so cute” wow arie is full of gold tonight 93. “i have never had the opportunity for someone to respect me for who i am” ok chelsea 94. i wonder what arie is thinking about at any given time 95. “the last time you said you were in love was five years ago on this show. tell me more about that.” do you really think that’s the best topic of conversation here

96. i wonder if arie is stoned or if he just naturally looks like that

97. omg annalise stop complaining and just go talk to him 98. ten years from now someone’s gonna say the word bachelor and she’s gonna have flashbacks to THIS traumatic moment 99. HE JUST KEEPS KISSING PEOPLE 100. it’s never a good sign when the dude says “so how do you think things are going” 101. he’s so not into her 102. that was painful 103. poor annaliese 104. she deadass got her coat on LMAO

105. HE CAN’T HOLD A CONVERSATION AND JUST SLOWLY MOVES HIS FACE CLOSER TO THE OTHER GIRL THE ENTIRE TIME UNTIL THEY STOP TALKING TO KISS

106. THIS IS THE WORST I HATE HIM!!!!!!

107. “today was really fun. i loved today. today was such a cool day. it was amazing.” - literally a sentence that arie just said

108. maybe he is super stoned 109. how dare they show me a black panther commercial and then make me go back to watching the bachelor 110. who does bekah look like 111. she looks like someone

112. BIBIANA SET THE ENTIRE THING UP AND HE JUST TOOK THIS BLONDE BITCH OUT HERE 113. I’M SCREAMING 114. LMAO WHAT THE FUCK 115. WHO MANIPULATED THIS SITUATION INTO EXISTENCE 116. WHERE IS QUINN KING!!!!! 117. SHE’S GOING TO SEE THEM KISSING BECAUSE WHAT ELSE DOES ARIE DO 118. “he’s with lauren b on my setup” i would literally cry 119. THE DEVIL IS WROKING OT 120. HE’S TAKING EVERY FUCKING GIRL TO IT 121. I’M SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!! 122. THIS MAN IS SUCH TRASH LMAO!!!!!!

123. EVERY SINGLE TIME HE TAKES A NEW GIRL OUT THERE HE’S LIKE LMAO I DON’T KNOW WHO SET THIS UP BUT ISN’T IT NICE? LET’S KISS!!

124. AHH!!!!!!!! 125. annaliese is gonna force him to kiss her

126. he got tia HAY BALES AND MOONSHINE 127. I’M SCREAMING WHAT HTE FUCK IS THIS SHOW 128. SHE’S TALKING AND HE’S JUST 129. SLOWLY MOVING HIS FACE TO HER 130. MOUTH OPEN

131. i hope they checked him for herpes

132. the bitch smiling because annaliese hasn’t kissed him 133. he’s going to send annaliese home right now isn’t he 134. this is so uncomfortable because she’s like BEGGING him to kiss her 135. i’ve never seen arie REFUSE to kiss someone 136. this is awful 137. he said no and i gasped 138. that was literally the most dramatic thing that’s happened this entire season 139. this is so dumb

140. you know annaliese and bibiana are going home because he deadass has sought out EVERY OTHER GIRL TONIGHT to stick his tongue down their throats one last time

141. arie is definitely lowkey racist 142. why does he make jokes that 11 year old boys would make 143. if i never see arie kiss another human it will be too soon 144. aw bye annaliese 145. “bye ladies,” she says, crying 146. WHO SAID SHE’S KIDDING 147. “i don’t know what this man is thinking” but literally everyone watching does 148. god shut up krystal

149. “i feel really confident, but also i don’t have a rose,” she says, BEFORE THE ROSE CEREMONY

150. “i had to make one hard decision” arie you’ve sent two girls home 151. the camera zoomed in on krystal when he saw the word wife dear god 152. OH HER NAME IS KENDALL? I like her 153. why did only one girl walk up when he said lauren 154. there are like at least four laurens left 155. bye bib 156. LMAO WAIT DOES HE EVEN KNOW SHE SET UP THE DAY BED 157. he definitely doesn’t 158. thank god this is over 159. THEY’RE TLAKING ABOUT HER DOG FEARS AGAIN 160. oh my god

[bachelorgifs]

The Bachelor Season 22 // The many faces of Bekah M

[keep-calm-and-trust-carter]

PLEASE stop comparing Heather getting eliminated to Trump winning. Like seriously. This is a cheesy dancing reality show, not the fucking fate of the country/world. Like I get it, I get upset when my favorites are eliminated. And I agree, it was too early for her based on her scores. I’m not saying you shouldn’t be mad about it. BUT IT IS STILL NOT THE SAME THING AS TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT. 

Anyway: I think Heather got eliminated for a few reasons:

1) Her being a professional dancer hurt her, votes-wise. Looking back over the seasons, fans often want to see a journey. Heather started good and stayed good, and her (relatively) lower scores last week - for a dance she’s TRAINED IN and still managed to be underwhelming (blame the choreo for that one) - left a gap that her votes just couldn’t bridge.

2) The viewing demographic, no matter how passionate people are on tumblr/twitter/facebook/youtube/any social media, is mostly middle-aged/older women who lean conservative. They outpace the rest of the voting demo by a lot. Her fanbase didn’t line up with the usual viewing demographic. Glee’s been over for two years, and it wasn’t terribly popular with DWTS’s demo.

3) Other celebs’ fanbases line up much better with the demographic. List of professions/types of celeb that DWTS fans LOVE:

Veterans (think Noah Galloway, Alek Skarlatos, J.R. Martinez)

Country boys/girls (Kellie Pickler, Bill Engvall)

Olympians (Shawn Johnson, Kristi Yamaguchi, Apolo Anton Ohno, etc.)

Football players (Emmitt Smith, Donald Driver)

nostalgic soap/tv stars and musicians (Susan Lucci, Ralph Macchio, Donny/Marie Osmond, etc.)

Visibly/vocally Christian/conservative stars (Candace Cameron Bure and Bristol Palin)

Probably baseball players, given how well David seems to be doing in the votes

The Bachelor’s demo also lines up nicely with DWTS’s

Bonner, Nick, David, Rashad, Simone, and Nancy all fit in one of those demos. Rashad’s probably not helped by being a free agent (no built in fanbase like Steeler Nation for Antonio back in S22), but he’s still a football player and he’s proven to be a good dancer. Nancy and Simone topped Heather in scores, and their voting bloc is probably bigger.

This is how DWTS has worked all along. Sometimes it sucks, a lot of times it sends people home before it should, and that’s really fucking annoying, but it’s how it works. Heather just did not have the votes. 

tl;dr: Heather got sent home because she didn’t have the votes and her scores were too close to people who did have the votes. IT IS NOT THE SAME THING AS THE EVIL CHEETO MAN BEING PRESIDENT PLEASE STOP SAYING IT IS FFS.  

[mattelodchikova]

whenever u say bach i think ur talking abt the german composer johann sebastian bach and i'm like?????? anyway imagine if he was on the bachelor his tagline would be "if it's not baroque don't fix it"

KJFBKJRSGNRK THATS SO ICONIC JOHANN BACH FOR S22

[racingtoaredlight]

on this day: closing bell: january 8, 2018: UCF is already the national champion, watch this instead: The Bachelor (RTARL recaps The Bachelor S22:E02

The Bachelor does this stupid thing now where they have a “preview” episode that they count as an official episode so the actual premieres count as episode 2. It’s a small and dumb thing that throws me off when I’m writing these because I didn’t watch that shit and what I did watch was actually episode 1 but I don’t take notes while I’m watching so when I go looking for somebody else’s already posted recap I get all turned around about whether they are recapping the episode I just watched or the one before it. Well, maybe that’s less of an issue for the first week but the first week sets all of that in motion.

Anyway, we’re back to watching the goddamned The Bachelor! This year’s The Bachelor is Arie Luyendyk, Jr., son of a two-time Indy 500 champion/Hall of Fame race car driver. For purposes of these posts Arie is going to refer to the son and potential future Reality Television Hall of Famer. Look at this goon:

I was really underwhelmed by the pageantry of the first show for this season. Usually this is the best part so I’m a little bit nervous. The only real drama that I can see coming up is how old is this girl in real life:

Her name is Bekah and she drove up in an old muscle car and I feel comfortable calling her a girl because she is clearly a child. She spent the rest of the episode talking about how great her entrance was but I had already forgotten it by the first time she mentioned it and then some other contestant drove up in an F1 car. I think Arie is supposed to be an F1 racer but he actually trades on his famous last name to sell expensive real estate. A lot of this season’s actresses are in the real estate game. But back to Bekah: she looks and acts 17 which could make things questionably legal in the state of California. And if they start schlepping her all over the globe and then she turns out to be under age in her home state? I don’t know. Nothing will happen. Her parents probably signed her permission slip or whatever. Arie is supposed to be 36 but he could pass for 50. It’s all very romantic.

The contestants to win Arie are all listed as 23 or 26 years old. They are all actresses regardless of what their job title says. One of them collects taxidermy. One of them is from Mississippi and has a stronger accent than Raven from... last season, I think? Last season or the one before it. She was also on Bachelor in Paradise. Raven, I mean. Much like Raven the new Mississippian owns a clothing shop in a stupid small town. I’m already bored of this but maybe Arie’s old ass will find a much younger woman to share his short future with.

One thing I did enjoy from last week’s episode was the reminder that when Arie was a game show contestant for a date that he kept a journal and then left that journal for his (fingers crossed) potential beloved after she kicked him off the show. She didn’t read it and they showed her telling him that she would never read it. I fucking loved that. Good for her. What a weird creep of a dude.

So, here are the contestants, the new episode is tonight and depending on your time zone might be opposite the mythical national title game that doesn’t mean anything because UCF is already the champion:

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[tvmecaps]

1. who is this guy why is he in a fucking nascar 2. WHAT A WEIRD FADE TRANSITION 3. “my background is in racing.” “i love? racing??” 4. emily seems like a gem 5. emily: “where did you come from? 😊” arie: “haha!” 6. if someone said that to me i’d be like 7. idk the limo 8. i wish corinne came back

9. emily: *doesn’t say i love you back* arie: “i just felt, in that moment, that she loved me”

10. chris harrison: “you flew to charlotte” arie: “i flew to charlotte” me: “he flew to charlotte?!” 11. SHE DIDN’T READ THE JOURNAL 12. how embarrassing

13. “i was gone probably 200 days a year, avoiding the pain and heartbreak” imagine having that luxury 14. omg that baby is huge 15. omg I love when the couples are real 16. chris harrison saying arie is the best kisser they’ve had on the show is weird 17. wow a single mom that’s an original take 18. wow a weird amount of realtors 19. “gotta get a boyfriend first” WHA TA WIERD THING TO SAY 20. “i’m jealous one day i’ll find love!!” she says to the bride and groom 21. these girls are so WEIRD 22. SOMETIMES WE GET PEOPLE WITH BULLET WOUNDS 23. is this raven’s friend 24. from weiner 25. “we kind of have to make our own fun” *shoots a gun* 26. AT LEAST HE HAS A JOB 27. I LOVE RAVEN 28. they seem like they’d be sorority sisters 29. KENDALL 30. his tongue is like, so huge

31. WITH TAXIDERMY, I CAN KEEP IT FOREVER 32. if i ever met anyone with a stuffed polar bear I would immediately murder them and go to prison for life 33. I LOVE YOU SEAL 34. WHAT THE FUCK

35. omg another mom 36. oh she’s a nanny 37. “im a mix of gentle and nurturing” babe what’s the difference 38. i hope marikh beats the shit out of kendall

39. coach crystal 40. this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen 41. KRYSTAL WITH A K 42. IT GOT WORSE 43. SHE’S JUST RECORDING HERSELF JUMPING ON THE BEAHC 44. BECAUSE MY BROTHER IS HOMELESS 45. IM SCREAMING 46. aw this is kind of sweet tho 47. if i had to pretend to prance into the ocean while abc productions filmed me i would throw myself into the sand and let the water take me

48. this limo full of bachelor girls < a single cab full of jersey shore girls 49. i wish they had a jersey shore bachelor crossover 50. i wanna see sammi sweetheart on the bachelor 51. chris: “so you’ve tried to fall in love multiple times and haven’t 52. arie: thanks 53. maybe we’ll both be off the market I want to kill myself 54. chelsea’s entire face looks fake 55. but ok 56. sienne is not a name i’m sorry 57. aw the cufflinks 58. i hope she wins and he proposes wearing them 59. i already love tia she’s said 2 words

60. she 61. she got him a little wiener 62. “please tell me 63. you do not already 64. have 65. a little wiener” 66. arie: “I like her”

67. i want to punch chelsea in the face 68. who tf is bibiana 69. “then i think about like oh my god my babies would have blue eyes” 70. bib, do you… do you knwo punnett squares 71. he caught a softball “i’m so impressed with you!” 72. omg the nice butt bumper sticker 73. “i don’t have a very big butt” 74. wow they’re really giving krystal quite the entrance

75. “in this moment we’re ready for the adventure to begin” 76. she has a giant bowtie on her ass 77. ARIE GOES 78. “i needed that”

79. “there have been a lot of girls coming through,” one girl says suspiciously 80. as if she’s never seen the bachelor 81. “BEAUTIFUL. GIRLS.” chelsea says, murder in her eyes

82. LMAO I’M SCREAMING BEKAH PULLED FOF 83. AND ALL I SAW WAS HER HAIR IN THE CONVERTIBLE 84. AND I DEADASS THOUGHT 85. “who is this??? kris jenner??????”

86. i don’t know jenna but i love her 87. is she drunk 88. “and also maybe someone to take over the world with me” i love her

89. imagine someone brought you a rock 90. is she 91. is she gonna make him propose 92. why are they playing star wars music 93. WHO WAS THAT 94. why are there so many laurens 95. DID THEY SEND ALL THE LAURENS OUT IN A ROW 96. “any more and i’d be like, am i on the wrong show? *another lauren comes in 97. chelsea is a psycho 98. “nothing like a good icebreaker talking about all the dicks you’ve seen in your life” 99. ew 100. pit stop joke 101. HEY BABE, WANT TO SMELL MY PITS 102. I LOVE RIHANNA 103. this bitch in a mask 104. of course her name is annaliese

105. “i’m the only one in a costume so far” i miss alexis

106. THE GIRL WHO WAS SPECIFICALLY INTRODUCED TO ONE-UP BEKAH’S CAR ENTRANCE 107. I LOVE THIS BITCH 108. THE SHEER D R A M A

109. “sorry i’m late,” she laughs, CASUALLY STEPPING OUT OF THE RACE CAR

110. “she came in fast and furious, she came in last, maybe that’s how she wants to finish!” omg I HATE this bitch 111. he’s literally a generic handsome man 112. they cannot get over how generically handsome he is 113. she handed him a drink what a kissass 114. nysha i’ve never seen you in my life 115. CHELSEA STOLE HIM LITERALLY FROM THE TOAST 116. I HATE HER 117. i can’t stand this 118. what’s wrong with her face 119. why doesn’t it move

120. i’m the girl who said “where did you get your race car”

121. i’m sorry are they racing toy cars 122. HERS IS SO SLOW LMAOOOO 123. “brittany and him kissed. i don’t know why she’d do that.” i HATE chelsea

124. i’m the drunk girl talking about making people look cool with spas

125. aw i like annaliese 126. “how is the first night going? i would say great” “good so far,” arie corrects 127. chelsea’s gonna fuckin get it isn’t she

128. “can i talk to arie for a second?” “i literally just sat down” “but can i have him?” “i just sat down” “just for a minute” “but i just sat down” THIS ENTIRE EXCHANGE WAS MADE BETWEEN SMILES

129. omg she’s gonna talk to him AGAIN i hate her 130. omg they’re like really kissing 131. i really can’t like arie for this 132. this is so boring i just want to punch chelsea 133. there are too many girls for me to care about anyone who goes home

134. three things that make me excited to be alive? easy, death, dying, and the inevitable murder of donald j trump

135. arie: “excitement” 136. bekah: “excitement makes you excited”

137. CHELSEA 138. FUCK CHELSEA 139. first rose ceremony and the only girls i know are bekah and lauren numbers one through four 140. imagine he calls your name but then another last initial

141. no one will ever top alexis’s “move bitches”

142. thank god bibiana got a rose, honestly 143. fuck chelsea for staying instead of all these bitches 144. i’m both the girls watching the jets makeup through a telescope and the bitch making out with him on a JETSKI 145. I HOPE SOMEONE PUNCHES CHELSEA 146. i can’t wait for beech’s inevitable nervous breakdown 147. SOMEONE’S GOTTA BOYF

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The Bachelor Season 22 // Bekah on Arie

I guess Krystal was onto something, huh?

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When someone accuses me of running from my problems

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The Bachelor Season 22 // Becca’s last date with Arie

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Trying to describe my relationship status like

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The Bachelor Season 22 // Seinne on the finale episode

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The Bachelor Season 22 // Burger > Arie

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The Bachelor Season 22 // Kendall on marriage