2009noir

[2009noir]

Why is hell so hot…

@crybaby-spider

I don't see how you'd expect me to know this.

[2009noir]

imagine if I just turn you into a cat

I'd prefer if you didn't do that.. I have duties to do as a human.

[2009noir]

in my head you are very puppy like u literally look like my doggy anyways heres a pic i think looks like u in the real life :333

Aw, what a cute puppy! However, I wouldn't say I Iook much like a puppy.

[2009noir]

Explode Parker

I cannot physically explode anybody.

[2009noir]

meow

Meow? What's that supposed to mean?

[2009noir]

WHY AM I GETTING ATTACKED DONT KILL ME SROP!!!!!

I wasn't planning to.

[2009noir]

kill parker

I won't be killing anybody.

[2009noir]

what age did you start as Spider-Man?

@crybaby-spider

Same age as I am now, 17. I only got bit in January, and my birthday isn't until the end of the year.

[2009noir]

myth is onto something

Well.. If that's what you think, Anonymous, I won't attempt to argue.

[2009noir]

NOO I DIDNT , I DIDNT SEND ANY OF THST STOP

..I feel like I'm stuck in the middle of something, that I shouldn't be involved with..

[2009noir]

HI JUST LETTING YOU KNOW THAT PARKER WAS THE ONE WHO SENT YOU THOSE LOBOTOMIES AND NO UNCLE LETTERS

Oh..? I don't know if I'd go as far as to execute him over that though, Aunt May would frown upon it for sure.

[2009noir]

No I AM parker, the other person is impersonating WHAT!??!?

Uh... Maybe you both happen to be called Parker..?

[2009noir]

HI IM PARKWR DONT EXWUCTE ME I DIDNT DO ANYTHING.

Should I give you guys some space to resolve this yourselves or..?

[2009noir]

A microwave can be a great way to warm up leftovers and cook food quickly, but there are a few key rules to follow when using one. If you’re looking for a refresher on how to use a microwave, you’ve come to the right place! We’ll go over how to set up and use a microwave for the first time, and we’ll go over the basics of heating food in this appliance. We’ll also go over how to defrost food in the microwave and provide some tips for microwave maintenance. Keep reading for everything you need to know!

Check the owner’s manual for set-up instructions.

Plug the microwave into a grounded wall outlet.

Set up the glass turntable.

Place food in a microwave-safe dish and put it in the microwave.

Select the settings and the amount of time you want to cook your food for.

Push the “Start” button and wait for your food to cook.

.. What in the world are you talking about right now?

[2009noir]

Clank clank clank clank yeoooowch

Uh... Are you okay..?

[2009noir]

Can we execute your wannabe Parker? (Username with smth about Noir’s left foot or boot idk)

I'm not executing anybody. Unless, of course, they deserve it.

[2009noir]

I sent this to you before but I don’t think you saw it so here it is again!! :3 (I wanted to share my artwork with you)

Oh, my apologies if I missed it. Lovely artwork though!