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Fantasy books stop having arctic kingdoms of all blond hair blue eyed white people.
#i just. hate it#its so overdone and kinda racist esp because it always evokes that old nazi idea of an ancient arctic empire of blue eye blond haired peopl#it erased actual arctic indigenous people and is completely untrue#so idk if youre gonna go the arctic route maybe try to learn about actual arctic people because they probably wont be white#fantasy
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The designer for Waluigi released some unused concept art for a 'warupeach' on ig and she looks like such a lil rascal I had to draw her..
#also i know her model has blonde hair but we dont need more blond people in mario lets be real#there are enough#warupeach#super mario#i suppose#nintendo
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The best fics are the ones that recognize that although Luke Skywalker may APPEAR on the outside to be a normal friendly twink who happens to have cool powers, especially when contrasted with such ship partners as Boba or Din or even Han, he is arguably the scariest person alive in the galaxy around the prequel era. AND, crucially, he is also a fundamentally weird guy. This man was homeschooled on a rural farm his entire life and then apprenticed to a swamp gremlin who showed him how to tap into the cosmic power of the universe. He blew up the death star age 19, killing approx 2 million-ish Imperials. He is a vortex of Force power that can communicate with the ghosts of dead Jedi. He’s staring into the distance and mumbling to himself and doing Yoda aphorisms and casually pulling out the “yeah I could crush that guy into a paste with my mind (:” and nobody around him knows what to do with that. I think he is a character who has very little frame of reference for how a Jedi or a person in general is supposed to act and there is some thing about him that is by necessity really fucking weird and a little scary but he’s so nice that it can throw you off the scent a little bit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
#This can be played for comedic value eldritch horror BAMF moments and also just overall weirdness.#not even in a manic pixie dream boy way but just like.#a very unsettling guy… and you don’t know why…#but he also exudes enough light and friendliness that everyone overlooks it#and now HAN is used to this#and leia does not care#but boba fett is doing the 😧#and i just think that’s funny.#all jedi should be weird but luke is weirder because he doesn’t even have any context for this shit.#like normal jedi learn to be normal from the temple environment#or from being around lots of normal people.#so he’s like everything kind of Off about the jedi distilled into one friendly blond surfer dude.#star wars#original trilogy#ot#star wars original trilogy#luke skywalker#bobaluke#dinluke#the mandalorian#boba fett#din djarin
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THE TOUDEN SIBLINGS, THE TOUDEN SIBLINGS!!!!1!!!11!!!!!2!1!!! REJOICE REJOICE EVERYONE GATHER AROUND THE TOUDEN SIBLINGS OH HEAVENLY TOUDEN SIBLINGS!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!11!!
TOUDENS TOUDENS TOUDENS!!!!!!! YEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#THEY'RE SO FUCKIGN PRETTY#i have never seen more beuatifl blonde white people#oh falin oh laios#they're sowonderful and amazing and they're so#did you notice how pretty their eyes are#and how similar they are#its almost as if they share some genetic genes or sometrhing#woow#so cool#the yuri win the yaoi win#lets hold hands and rejoice#maybe there is a god#laios dungeon meshi#laios#falin touden#laios touden#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dunmeshi laios#laios dunmeshi#falin dungeon meshi#dunmeshi falin#dunmeshi spoilers#falin is genuinely so so beautiful#laios is beautiful in his odd little way#what a pair#they're genuinely really beautiful
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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid
#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts#what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here#like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#alistair x warden#can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats#tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude#it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj#I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me#(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol#nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side#she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically
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Combining my obscure 2005 toxic yuri into one
#What’s up with white haired dark angels and their blond blue eyed nemesis#ff7#rozen maiden#”because you’re a puppet. My puppet”#“To move my doll about in whatever way I pleased”#Gay people can’t do anything the normal way it always gotta be shit like this#sefikura#suigintou#sephiroth#cloud strife#I’m slowly stacking a list of edgy media from 2005#Does anyone even remember the bgd doll fighting anime
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this has probably been done before but Neil <3 referenced from the desperate man by Gustave Courbet <3 get him a colourist plz
#Do u think he dyed his eyebrows too#This is such an elaborate disguise to keep up when u live with other people do they all think that Neil’s like a natural blond#And that he just likes dyeing his hair#Seth and Matt like there he goes again 🙄🙄🙄 spending an hour in the bathroom doing whatever the fuck he does in there 🙄🙄🙄#Aftg#neil josten#all for the game#the foxhole court#my art
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MURDER AT MIST TREE MANOR 🔎
Our latest microsetting features an idyllic trip to a remote country house that’s definitely, for certain, going to contain absolutely no murders oh god oh no is that a body on the floor
quick please help us solve this fiasco by running to the patreon
#ttrpgs#micro setting#murder mystery#macguffin & co#system agnostic#indie rpgs#murder at mist tree manor#rpg resources#tabletop#i love these fancy people#i think the blonde lady and the brunette might be having an affair#that has nothing to do with the mystery though#unless?
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We as a society do not pop off enough about young Jackles playing a dude in a throuple with the original Dr Sexy, Mr Patrick Dempsey himself. Whose name in the movie is Cass! I mean, come on!
#i watched this awful movie that was totally worth it for the jackles scenes alone and i lost my fucking shit#but i could find very few people also losing their shit#so i am here to spread the good word#blonde 2001#eddie g#jensen ackles#you bet your ass i'm also tagging destiel because the parallels are insane#spoiler alert but cass dies and jackles sobs#uuuuggggghhhhhhh#destiel
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“... I had to have that long hair which I couldn't cut for Thunderbolts so they had to put it under like a wig.”
#remember when people thought that the blonde hair was his actual hair? lmaooo#anyways seeing dos hombre cuarentones hablando for like an hour was a lot#deleting this later#sebastian stan#sebastianstanedit#sebstanedit#fysebastianstan#sstanedit#stansclan#gbbb
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just gonna do a bit of an episode 1 soul read right now and see how true it is by campaigns end
#jrwi#jrwi wonderlust#troy lougferd#troy jrwi#jrwi spoilers#jrwi wonderlust spoilers#<- not really but just to be safe for people who dont want theory memes#the hoops i had to go thru to get the thumbnail because my usual method still only pulls runts vers#hes blonde. hes bicurious. he threatens to sick his daddy on people. theres something not right in that family#500
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BIG DOGS!!!!
i barked every time they did for the record
this is very much just a background practice cause i havent done wonna those in so long so the boys arent super well done
and yes to me the secret keeper is very big
will probably be redrawn one day
#meadovv's life series#traffic life#life series#traffic smp#trafficblr#traffic series#martyn inthelittlewood#solidaritygaming#jimmy solidarity#martyn itlw#inthelittlewood#life series martyn#solidaritygaming fanart#secret life#BOOOOOOO BLONDE PEOPLE🍅🍅🍅#i am blonde i can say this
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never change, man !
#phantom of the paradise#potp#swan potp#nightmaretheater#65 layers and about 24 hours . Eeeyyuppp#Look into my beautiful mind boy#Its a bit unusual to what i usually draw#but i had to push a specific look for this piece#hopefully you all are picking up on the corperate look . the advertisment look#Sneeze. Anyways my point is industry destroys creative people. This includes swan#I feel like phrases like these ; how he was put on a pedistal…. it lead him to be Like That#as awful as he is he desperately needed help#it might seem like vanity on the surface#but i think its… more than that#long story short: we need to destroy the beauty industry. the skincare industry. the anti-aging industry#It ruined his psyche forever and he cant let go of the ideal version of himself he will never truly be again#i dont think he can at this point. hes in too deep and hes suffering for it no matter how much he feels hes fixed his problems#he cant accept a version of himself that isnt that perfect young man. because he never confronted his problems. he just ran away#anyways . Hi swath *punches him**kicks him*#i dont care if nobody gets me lalalalla my truths and headcanons are awesome forever and i live in my own reality lallaallal#sorry i think im gonna be posting about swan alot for a few months hes making me sick#i wass gonna post this earlier but my internet was real bad#*lays down in my pile of pillows* eat up boys. haha#sidenote: drawing white blond people is horrifiying. Boy your skin and hair are the same color. Introduce some contrast to yourself. Please#adding on: its inportant to note this focuses on him looking st himself in the mirror alot on purpouse#to remind himself what he ‘’’’really’’’’ looks like#the 4 middle pannels all represent that too . u have to be in my brain ri get this#sorry for unleashijg another swan essay in my tags. will happen again lol
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#sctir#han yoojin#han yoohyun#han bros#the s ranks that i raised#the s classes that i raised#tsctir#my s class hunters#my sclasses#I had more quote thingies lying around but I noticed a lot of them were about committing violence against blond people#so maybe one day I will get around to making a shj edition
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Yo! I wanna see how would Chloé and Zoé interact in your AU. (Also, I freakin' adore your art style XD)
(TYSM for the compliment!! 🌈🌈🩷����🤲)
I HAVE A WHOLE THING AB THAT- 🫵
Quick chocoau! Zoe backstory: She’s an influencer from Los Angeles who came to Paris for an abroad trip vlog (funded by Audrey, ofc). So she’s basically a social media nepo baby. So there’s also that contrast with how she portrays herself in a “shallow” personality and who she really is, which is reserved and shy and insecure.
I was thinking that when Zoe showed up to stay with them, Chloe got like, a whiplash of trauma of how Audrey basically hates her and loves Zoe more (sending her gifts and funding her trips) so whenever she’s around her she’s more hostile and cruel, but also anxious and always on edge.
Zoe is gonna be the final part of Chloe’s redemption arc, because by the time Zoe is in the picture, she’s still Queen Bee. Some trauma bonding later and Chloe is actually the one to give her bee miraculous to Zoe, because she realizes that she’s not a good miraculous holder bc of her own baggage and Zoe would be the best fit and deserves it, solidifying Chloe’s redemption arc!!
TLDR; it started out being a one-sided hatred, but then they become literal sisters!! 🩷🩵🐝
#Thank you for the ask!!#i have more on Chloe specifically but I’ll make a separate post about her character in my au#Zoe’s Instagram username is thelovelyzoelee#Zoe is also a fake blonde#can you tell Chloe was my fav character#the grip pastels have on me#so many people in miraculous have blue eyes?? what??#mlb au#chocoau#miraculous ladybug#mlb#chocoau char
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bill cipher (again)
#bill cipher#gravity falls#artfart#in a year when all the human bill cipher designs become peoples strange blond ocs. then what
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