#blogging in secret shhh

[freshworms]

Oh ya here's that pest i forgot to post the other day, im a big fan of this big bug

[kid-vampire-askblog]

*̾ tina ive heard reports that you're secretly sakura hatsune miku... whats your response to these allegations?

[blackxorxwhite]

I love lying to bolt drivers, it makes me feel good (lying to strangers actually is really satisfying). Told this bolt guy i got married last 3 months, told another one that my car is bad, whereas I do not have a bicycle talk less of a car.

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Keep a secret.

Be anonymous.

Be safe.

[carolinestearoom]

Do you sell your specific "tea" to anyone else?

not really. i only have a few loyal customers. seb-

i mean… what? i dont have anything like that.

[totally-not-a-god]

“Dear Prime,

I believe that you are nothing but a liar.

I will be returning your little gift momentarily.”

-@farewell-lmanburg

(OOC: Poking my little head in here :D)

[prime is giggling]

[distrxst]

might change my url sometime. feel peculiar abt mine

[heartbeetz]

Immediately changed my mind. MAJOR spoilers (new boss + level designs + misc) but ermmm... if I make the game look good enough I can get more of my mutuals to play it.... my master plan....

Anyway. My collection of VERY low quality pics I stole from various people in the summᎥt discord.

Everyone play this game when it comes out okayyyy :)? Also the demo

[askthe-littlepoet]

Not much to do round the cult grounds, so I thought I'd pop in and say hi, gotta stay outta sight tho as I doubt any of the blue crown would be happy to see one of the red crown around

Anyway how's the healing bay going

-ls anon

"Kallamar just left me here. I've been here for a few days, and I've grown to despise him more and more with each passing hour."

"There's not much to do here, so I've been alone with my thoughts. I've just been sending him gifts. Don't tell Kallamar, that's the one thing I can do here."

[shhh-secret-time]

Lemme get uuuuuh 🔍 with a side of 🖊

(New anon btw. Love your stuff! Can't wait to see more!) - 🍄

Welcome mushroom anon! Thank you for your kind words!

🔍: Character you like writing for the most?

For South Park? Stan! There's so much potential in that boy! He's easy to write for! Getting into shenanigans with his friends and being down bad for every person who's nice to him

Stan 🤝 Kenny -> people being nice to them so they fall in love.

Second place goes to Clyde. That's a recent development, I giggle everytime I write dialogue for that loser.

🖊: Character you don't like writing for?

Oooooh I've talked about this before, but Cartman. I long to steal the writing talent of people on this site. Those who understand his character are powerful and I admire them.

But if we're talking about characters I write for? Then it's Kyle. It's not that I don't like his character (those of you who are regulars on this blog know I love him.) I'm just brain dead and I have a hard time figuring out what to do with him.

[wellofhavoc]

saw a thing about google docs' spell checker goofing and realized i never shared this here

[animalsandskyyy]

GRACE!! you sent that ask to people JUST so unnamed hellsite blog could post it again, didn't you. honestly. i'm disappointed.

/j ofc. it was quite funny

(-toast)

oh yes that’s literally exactly why I sent that ask to so many people lol

AND I’D DO IT AGAIN!!!

[heartnips]

♡ Call me Eden (Edi), Eve, or whatever pet name you want :)

♡ It/its only, please. Use whatever gendered terms you want for me, idc

♡ Twentyyyyy. I'm a Christmas baby, so expect this to change imminently

♡ Hard kinks mayyyybe? Def CNC/dubcon/rape fantasies, watersports, somno, whatever I feel like posting

♡ Single and NOT looking. I already have two crushes and I don't need a third </3 not looking to exchange pictures or flirt

♡ Safe(r) for work is @erocide if you'd like to follow me there or chitchat

[blackxorxwhite]

Sometimes when I’m walking on a busy street, I always have the urge to remove my trousers and start wanking immediately.

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Keep a secret.

Be anonymous.

Be safe.

[yourfriendphoenix]

I should draw somebody on the wander smp...

[deepseadozing]

heh....

I like your new profile picture :D

Thank you thank you.. I love it too it was made be someone so very special

[shooting-love-arrows]

Omg im so in love with househusband,he is sl adorable i wanna keep him in my pocket and protect him from the world!!!!

Does househusband have an official name? And if rq are open yet,how would he be like with a spouse that can be very protective and possessive with him?

- 🌟 anon

Dear 🌟 anon,

Well, you certainly can keep him in his pocket! He wouldn't mind one bit. (He'll crawl there at any given ti —) As for now, he doesn't have an official name.

@shooting-love-arrows

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎'𝐬! 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃 with overprotective/possessive! reader

PAIRING: 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 x [OVERPROTECTIVE/POSSESSIVE] reader (gender not specified) Tw. reader is a walking red flag, possessive behavior, toxic behavior, questionable things

𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

The moment you said your wedding vows, 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 pledged to wholly belong to you. His body, mind, soul and everything that made him well…him.

What I mean is that he probably expects you to be overprotective/possessive over him. In his eyes, it means that you care, love and crave him just like he does you. Besides, those books 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 read in his early youth always implied that your partner should act like that as it’s a clear sign of their strong affection.

In conclusion, 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 definitely doesn’t mind your behavior/personality and in fact finds it endearing. He becomes compliant when it comes to you so he has no problem accepting how you act towards him. In fact, he finds it sweet and he hopes you’ll continue doing so <3

✿ BONUS ✿

Some of his favorite you do because of your possessiveness/overprotectiveness:

Marking him. There are many ways to mark one's territory but 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 likes it the most when you give him love-bites (hiskeys). Although it’s considered highly inappropriate to leave marks where others can see them, he likes them to be on his throat, especially just above the pearls you gave him. It was a clear sign to everyone that he was off the limits. And he has something to gossip about with his besties in the club (they're definitely jealous and wish to be in his place but shhh! That’s a secret.).

“Is…” A nameless househusband lowered his voice and leaned in closer to 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 “A love bite?” “Yes” 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 out his chest and raised his head higher, proudly displaying the fresh hickey you made this morning.

Make him match his clothes with you. It began long at the very early stage of your courting. On your first date, when 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 came dressed in his best outfit which unfortunately wasn’t matching yours, you wrinkled your nose and told him: “this won’t do”. And so you took him into one of the most luxurious clothing shots, where you choose his outfit so it would be matching yours. Right there and then, he was ready to propose and get married. 

Your interrogations. 𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞! 𝟏𝟗𝟓𝟎’𝐬! 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝 loves sharing information with you about his day in detail. Every question thrown his way, he’ll answer honestly. He has no problem telling you who he was with? What was he doing? Did someone bother him? Might I say, sometimes he’ll stretch the truth just to make you jealous and let your possessiveness/overprotectiveness shine. Especially when he feels horny and just wants you to ravage him on the spot.

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