carolinestearoom

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hi caroline! can i help you with anything? i'm doing jobs around town.

Let me think… Could you help get rid of any dead tea sapling I have? Since its getting colder, some have died. After, we can have some tea! Thanks a lot Stan!

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Happy Spirit's Eve!!! In place of candy could I get some teeeea? :3

Of course! I made some fresh apple cinnamon tea. Here you go, and happy Spirits Eve!

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It feels weird to make one of these. but if you’re a sdv ask blog, could u rb this? I’m trying to follow more/send more asks to ppl !

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Your husband is a sexist jerk. Why do you even love him? 😭

I appreciate his work ethic. Even though he’s a capitalist nerd, he’s my capitalist nerd.

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{mod: OH MY GOSH.}

« 一 .. and blood spurting all around her, she staggers and falls on the table.»

« 一 and he's standing there at a loss

dripping gloomily from the knife

and he's pounding and chills

and his lips are quivering.»

inspo:

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Enemies to lovers arc..?

{THIS IS SATIRE AND OUT OF CHARACTER}

rasmodius how do you feel about the fact that pierre thinks im you???

proof ^^^^^

...Good lord. My reputation is going down the drain.

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LIN!! Me, you, Jodi, and Robin if she's not working. We take the bus into Zuzu city. We hit the spa. We hit the salon. Facials and massages and manicures and everything. All you moms deserve a vacation so it's on me.

You in?

Well.. I could use a vacation from the shop, and that sounds like a nice time. I’ll be there! Thanks for the offer!

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What do you mean hun? Its delicious! *chugs a bottle of mayo*

I know you have a secert stqsh of mayonnaise that you chug, why else wouldn't you sell me back my mayonnaise?

Actually, Caroline uses it as a part of her homemade fish taco sauce. When it’s done, she just… drinks the rest.

…Yeah, I’m a little worried about her.

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Can I call you lin? is that a nickname you'd like? 🥺🥺

oh, that would be great! i love nicknames.

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your husband was acting homophobic… but I hear him in the jojamart playing wwe…

oh! uhm…

im glad he sorted himself out… i guess?

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oh wow, 70 of you guys follow me! this is great! i’m so glad y’all like my posts! this calls for a celebration!

thats a lot of tea… maybe not.

but i’m happy nonetheless!

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pierre’s secret stash ISN’T WEED guys. look caroline in her tired red eyes for 3 SECONDS and tell me pierre would have to hide weed from her. that man got married to like, female walter white. she’s out there cooking up that magic wizard shit in the garden. i find it hard to believe he would hide his drugs from her in a bookshelf in their SHARED BEDROOM, of all places, rather than just… in the tearoom or by the garden or something normal, and i also see no reason why caroline finding out about it would even be a problem!

…gay magazines, however—

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mod: YALL DONT WORRY, IM ALIVE I JUST HAVENT BEEN GETTING MANY ASKS IN MY BLOGS 🙏 i will post quotes more often though 🙏

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*-~caroline is reconsidering her life choices~-*

People want you to divorce your wife so that we can marry her.

(Caroline, if you're seeing this, I'll treat you so right, babygirl. Dump his ass, men ain't shit.)

Why do you guys want to ruin my marriage so bad?

Seriously, name one bad thing I’ve done. And don’t say reselling the farmer’s produce or not supporting Abby’s hobbies or being a capitalist or spending all my time hating on Joja or hiding dirty magazines in my bedroom or—

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hi, caroline. how's it going?

its going great! thanks for asking kent.

would you like some of my tea? its very calming.