#blogaversary birthday party

[lumosandnoxwriting]

HIHIHI may i pease rq a size kink Drabble for Fred i am BEGGING

um is that even a question?? of course you can ty bby <3

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NSFW, minors DNI! this contains, sex, size kink, dirty talk, pet names!

“God fucking look at you,” Fred groans, tightening his grip on Y/N’s wrists as he slowly pumps his cock into her dripping cunt. He watches her squirm as his cock brushes her g-spot with every thrust, a smirk forming on his lips at every mewl and whine that leaves Y/N’s lips.

“Taking my cock so fucking well, princess,” he praises leaning down to brush his lips against her forehead, chuckling as her cunt squeezes his cock harder. “You like being my good little girl, don’t you, baby?”

Y/N barely nods her head in answer, too focused on Fred’s hulking presence over her as he ruins her cunt. He’s just so big compared to her, his entire form practically swallowing her up. One of his large hands easily bounds both of her wrists together, and she knows if her eyes were open all she’d be able to see is Fred’s sculpted chest and both of her thighs are pressed down against the bed in order to make room for him in between them.

Not to mention the way his cock absolutely fills her up, stretching her cunt until all she can feel is him. Everytime they fuck Y/N worries about if he’s going to manage to fit into her tight cunt, but Fred knows she can take it, and it’s never long before Y/N is full of him completely.

“Always such a good girl,” Fred coos, using his free hand to start rubbing slow circles on her clit. Y/N’s cunt seems to clench around his cock harder and he starts to push his hips against her harder. “Such a tight, perfect, cunt, princess. Feels so good on my cock, your little body stretching to make room for me. Always letting me in so I can ruin this little pussy. Tell me, princess. Tell me how much you love it when my big cock fills up your tiny little pussy, princess.”

Y/N whines as Fred applies more pressure to her clit, her thighs starting to tremble as pleasure twists and twines and builds in her core. Her tongue feels thick in here throat as her orgasm approaches, her toes curling against the cool sheets as her hips rock to meet Fred’s thrusts.

“Love how big you are, Freddie,” she manages to groan out as Fred’s lips slowly drag up and down her neck, sending shivers down her spine. “I love it when you press me down into the mattress as you fuck me, hovering over me as you press your cock into me over and over and over again.”

Fred sinks his teeth into Y/N’s shoulder, leaving behind a mark that spans across most of her supple skin. “You love my cock, don’t you, princess? Bet it gets your pretty little pussy so fucking wet, doesn’t it? Just thinking about how good I fuck you, how I just fill you all the way up until you’re bursting with my cock and my cum. Isn’t that right, princess?”

“Yes, oh God yes, Fred,” Y/N moans, her muscles tightening as her orgasm approaches. “Love being full with you, Freddie. Always feel so empty without you, always need you in me.”

Fred grins down at Y/N, tightening his grip on her wrists once more to be sure that his fingers leave large imprints on her for days afterwards. “That’s my good girl,” he coos, kissing her briefly. “Go on and cum all over my cock, princess. Wanna feel your tiny little pussy get even tighter as you get my cock all messy with my cum. You’ve been such a good girl for me.”

[ask-ranma-and-ryoga]

🎉 June 18th was the blog’s 2nd anniversary! Let’s party like it’s our birthday! 🎉 

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Thank you all for the likes, reblogs and--of course--asks, over the last two years! You keep the blog goin’ strong! 

And a BIG thank you to all our lovely Patrons--we are now only $15 away from reaching our second goal on Patreon, thanks to your support! 

🎉 SUPPORT ARAR ON PATREON! 🎉

[chestnutisland]

Happy, happy birthday,From all of us to you! We wish it was our birthday,So we could party too Happy, happy birthday May all your dreams come true! We wish it was our birthday, So we could party too!

So excited for this blogaversary! ^_^

[superlinguo]

Happy 6th birthday Superlinguo!

Superlinguo’s blogaversary is on the 12th of April. It’s turning six, which means that if it were a human instead of a blog it would be acquiring some of the more sophisticated features of English syntax, like relative clauses. There have been other important developmental milestones around here in the last year instead.

It’s been a big year for Superlinguo

This year Superlinguo became a 100% Lauren project when Georgia had to step back to focus on her job (we miss you Georgia!). I’ve continued with the Linguistics Jobs interview series, and continued to write By Lingo for The Big Issue. I also started Lingthusiasm, a podcast with Gretchen McCulloch of All Things Linguistic.

Superlinguo top posts

Last year I did a list of the top posts on Superlinguo. This year has completely rearranged this list. 

Blind people gesture (and why that’s kind of a big deal). This post is now the most ‘noted’ on Superlinguo by about 25,000 notes.

Stan Carey’s thoughts on Singular They. Stan’s quote sums up how we all feel.

“Where is a frown?” Americans say mouth, Brits say forehead (my mind=blown). So good for getting people chatting at parties.

The RUIL Australian languages picture memes.

Bake your Thesis, 2013. Staring an amazing Rosetta Stone chocolate cake.

Some of my other favourite posts from the last year

The Real Phoneticians of My Fair Lady

What gesture can teach us about emoji

What happens when you take the hyperlinks out of Tweets

Hit and/or miss

The etymology of Kangaroo (especially for those who’ve seen Arrival)

Fieldwork in Nepal 2016

The most British sign ever

A list of linguistics and language podcasts

3D printed schwa cookie cutter!

See also: Superlinguo 5th birthday post

[lumosandnoxwriting]

Mads!!! Congratulations and happy birthday!!!! Can I request a 🎂 with George and y/n looking after victoire or teddy?

thank you so much!! <3

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Babysitting Teddy with George

“One, two, three, four...”

George’s voice starts to soften as Y/N and Teddy head further and further up the stairs of the Burrow, both of them giggling quietly as they search for the best place to hide from George. Babysitting Teddy is something she and George do a few times a month, and the little one’s favorite thing is finding some new nook or cranny to hide in.

“Let’s go up to the attic,” Teddy suggests, tugging on Y/N’s hand to lead her over to the rickety  staircase that will take them up to the highest part of the house.

Y/N eyes the staircase warily, gripping Teddy’s hand a bit tighter to stop him from heading up it. “You sure that’s where you wanna go? That’s where the ghoul lives, remember?”

Teddy huffs and rolls his eyes in a manner that can only come from his mother, and he gives Y/N a look. “Uh duh, that’s why we should go up there! George hates the ghoul, he’ll never go looking for us up there! There’s no way we’ll lose this time.”

Y/N bites her lip, contemplating if going up to the attic really is the best choice, when George’s voice faintly calls out, “Ready or not! Here I come!”

“Alright, fine, let’s go,” Y/N whispers, letting Teddy lead her up the stairs. The ghoul is annoying but not dangerous, and sitting up in the attic is better than just standing out in the open for George to find them quickly. And Teddy does have a point, they’ve been on quite a lengthy losing streak, and George would rather admit defeat than have to root around in the attic looking for them.

Teddy leads them over to the far corner of the attic and Y/N sits down on the ground behind a pile of boxes, pulling Teddy down with her. She tucks him into her side, using her free hand to pull out her wand. The little boy gives her a questioning look as she casts a spell, and Y/N gives him a mischievous grin.

“Just a little spell to cover our tracks. Now if George peeks in here none of the dust will have been distrubed, so it looks like no one came up here.”

“You’re way too smart for George,” Teddy responds with a laugh, holding his palm up for Y/N to high five.

Y/N and Teddy pass the time by playing thumb war, trying to be as quiet as possible to remain undetected. The ghoul leaves them alone for the most part, and Y/N is partially thankful for it’s presence, since the few noises they do let out get drowned out by the ghoul shuffling around boxes and just generally knocking about the attic.

But after they’ve been up there for over thirty minutes Teddy starts to get restless, wanting to run around and Y/N is pretty sure her legs have been numb for nearly 10 minutes now. They had heard George searching through the house, and he’d even passed the stairs up to the attic a few times but didn’t bother going up.

“Do you think he forgot about us?” Teddy whispers, looking over at Y/N. “I haven’t heard him in a while.”

“Yeah, it has been a while since he’s said anything, I don’t hear any footsteps anymore either,” Y/N agrees with a frown. “I hope he didn't go outside, he could be out there looking in the trees for hours. Maybe we should head back down?”

Teddy’s eyes light up with joy and he nods excitedly. “Yeah! We should go and find him and then scare him! He’ll never know what hit him.”

Y/N presses her fingers to her lips to remind Teddy to be as quiet as possible as they creep back down the attic stairs, moving slowly so as to not make any of the old wood creak. Just as she’s about to step down off the last stair, something grabs her shoulder causing her to let out a scream.

“Boo!” George shouts, drowning out the sound of Y/N and Teddy’s screams before he bursts into hysterical laughter.

“Merlin’s beard, George!” Y/N scolds, turning around so she can thwack him on the shoulder. “You scared the wits out of us, you git!”

“Yeah, git!” Teddy agrees, and while he’s trying to look angry, Y/N can tell that he’s holding in his own laughter.

“Oh please,” George drawls as his laughter calms down, taking in a deep breath. “Don’t act so innocent! You two were coming down here to try  and scare me.”

Y/N sticks her tongue out at George, making him chuckle again. “Still, you just left us up there! If you knew we were there why didn’t you just come get us?”

George gives them both a grin. “Honestly I was waiting to see how long it would take for you guys to realize I’d stopped looking for you, it was way longer than I originally thought.”

“Hey, that’s not fair!” Teddy pouts, looking between George and Y/N. “I think the tickle monster needs to come and teach someone a lesson.”

“Now that’s a wonderful idea,” Y/N agrees with a grin.

With a shout George is running down the hallway, Y/N and Teddy laughing wildly as they chase him.

[lumosandnoxwriting]

Hey, congratulations 😊

May I ask for your celebration a 🎂 with george weasley, when the reader and george are watching movies and spending their time together (fluff), please? Thank you 😌

hi!! thank you so much!!

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Watching a movie with George!

“Babe,” George whines quietly, tugging on the edge of the blanket that barely brushes the outside of his thigh. He knows the blanket Y/N has wrapped herself up in is big enough to cover her, Ginny and Hermione, and yet he somehow ended up with the tiniest sliver to cover up with.

“Hm?” Y/N hums in response, not even bothering to take her eyes off of the film they’ve put on. She can feel George shift beside her but keeps her attention on the movie, absentmindedly shoving a handful of popcorn into her mouth as the climax of the film gets closer and closer.

George frowns as Y/N continues to focus all of her attention on the tv screen and pulls the edge of the blanket a bit harder to try and shift her focus back onto him. “Babe,” he speaks quietly, nudging Y/N’s thigh with his knee at the same time. “I’m cold, you blanket hog, gimme some.”

“Oh sure,” Y/N responds, not really hearing what George said as she watches the figure on screen. Figuring that he was just asking for something to eat she grabs the bowl of popcorn and settles it on his lap, taking another handful for herself.

“You aren’t even listening to me, are you?” George asks, even though he already knows the answer to that question. He rolls his eyes fondly, unable to even be a smidge upset with Y/N. He spends the next few minutes slowly tugging on the edge of the blanket, trying to inch some of it away from Y/N without disturbing her at all. Keeping his movements light and gentle doesn’t seem to work with how tightly wound up Y/N is, because despite all of his efforts the blanket refuses to budge even the slightest.

George sighs, knowing what he has to do, but he can’t help the grin that tugs at the corners of his mouth. “I’m really sorry about this, babe.”

“Huh?” Y/N asks, finally glancing over at George. But before she can register his words a squeal leaves her mouth as George tugs on the edge of the blanket as hard as he can, sending the bowl of popcorn into the air as Y/N practically rolls off the couch. She ends up laying upside down, Her upper body on the living room floor with her knees tucked over the back of the couch.

“George!” she scolds, frowning up at her laughing boyfriend. “What the hell was that for?”

“I’m so sorry, babe,” George chuckles as he reaches a hand out to help Y/N back onto the couch. He wraps an arm around her shoulders to bring her into his side as he presses a kiss to her forehead, his free hand picking a few random pieces of popcorn out of her hair. “I just wanted some of the blanket, I didn’t mean for you to end up on the floor.”

Y/N pouts at George, trying to keep the joy from showing on her face. “Well you should have asked!” she grumbles, tossing the popcorn on her lap at his face.

“I did!” George insists, digging his fingers into her side, unleashing the giggles Y/N had been keeping in as he tickles her. “But you were too busy watching the film to pay attention to me!”

In lieu of responding Y/N launches herself into George’s lap, starting to tickle him back. Taking her movements in stride George rolls her over and as he starts to run his fingers up and down her sides the blanket slides to the floor and the movie plays on in the background, both long forgotten.

[lumosandnoxwriting]

CONGRATS ON THE 1 YEAR MADS!!! I’m so proud to have you as my first mutual and here’s to more years to come 💖🍾. For your celebration, can I request a 🎂 with watching/reading The Fault in our Stars with Freddie?

thank you, love!! I'm so honored to have been your first mutual <3

nothing about the plot of the book/movie is revealed in this just general comments about the emotional tone of the plot so this is fine to read even if you haven't read the book or seen the movie!

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Watching The Fault in Our Stars with Fred

“You sure this is what you wanna watch?” Y/N asks as she flips through Netflix trying to find the movie Fred requested for their weekly movie date.

Fred shrugs casually as he settles into the couch, taking a handful of popcorn from the large bowl in his lap. “Yeah, I remember you talking about the book with Hermione and I wanna like the stuff you do. Can’t be arsed to read a book though,” he admits with a chuckle, making her roll her eyes.

“It’s not like, a funny movie,” Y/N warns again as she sits down next to Fred, cuddling into his side. She’d been surprised that Fred had chosen to watch The Fault in Our Stars over one of his usual picks like a fast and furious movie or a James Bond film. He’d insisted on that being his pick even after Y/N warned him that it wasn’t the typical young adult romance movie, but she just wants to make absolute sure this is what Fred wants to watch before getting too invested into the movie to switch it off later.

“I do enjoy stuff that doesn’t include fart jokes,” Fred teases, nudging Y/N playfully. “Or are you saying I’m too dumb to understand the high brow material you and Hermione do,” he continues, making his voice sound as posh as possible.

Y/N shakes her head with an eye roll, throwing a few pieces of popcorn at Fred. “You’re a git. I’m just trying to make sure you know what you’re getting into.”

Fred scoffs, kicking his feet up onto the coffee table as Y/N presses play on the movie. “What I’m getting into? It’s a film, Y/N, I think I’ll be fine.”

“Alright then,” Y/N concedes as the opening scene starts to play, her eyes focusing on the screen. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

Y/N sniffles as the ending credits start to scroll across the screen, wiping away the few tears that are rolling down her cheeks. No matter how many times she reads The Fault in Our Stars or watches the movie it never fails to tug on her heart strings.

“Why did you let me pick that movie?” Fred asks, his voice thick with emotion.

When Y/N turns around his eyes are red and tears are streaming down his rosy cheeks. “Oh Freddie,” she coos, reaching up to cup his cheek with one hand while the other wipes away his tears. “I tried to warn you.”

“That’s bullocks, tried to warn me,” Fred huffs, letting out a little sniffle. “All you said was that the movie wasn’t funny! You never told me it would make me cry like a baby!”

Y/N can’t help but giggle at the angry pout taking over Fred’s face, and she immediately  slaps her hand over her mouth to try and stifle it. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, love. It’s not funny. I cried for days after I read the book. You’re right, I should have warned you better.”

“That’s right,” Fred grumbles, pulling Y/N in closer to his side. “Apology accepted, now be a good girlfriend and cuddle me.”

[lumosandnoxwriting]

Happy anniversary again, Mads!! ❤

🎁something random, please 🥰

thank you, Milena!! <3

🎁 - something random!

here's a line from the first part of my upcoming George series!

Fred leans up against the back of the van as George climbs inside, watching him dig through a mess of cords as he searches for what he needs. “What the hell crawled up your ass and died? You’ve been trying to get us this gig for months and now you’re acting like a prick. At least you could pretend to be excited or something.”

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[lumosandnoxwriting]

🍾 - I'd love to use this opportunity to know your thoughts on a fic that I'm probably the most proud of atm, Sol et Luna - The Sun and the Moon 😌

im so excited to read this, I love a good soulmate AU, especially with George!

🍾 - fic review: Sol et Luna - The Sun and the Moon

beware there may be some spoilers!

first of all I love the title, it gives me romance novel vibes for sure! And the idea of the sun and the moon as representing soulmates is very fitting!

“Don’t give us any ideas,” Fred feign-threatened with a mischievous smile, yet you didn’t understand him. “…or you might end up finding yourself in the water,” George followed, looking you straight in the eye with the same expression. You felt a shiver down your spine.

“You wouldn’t…” you pointed out, wanting to believe that and crossed your arms over your chest. Fred and George knew a boundary. Right? George shrugged, continuing his act as he walked up to you. “We’ve got two whole weeks, love,” he said melodically and squeezed you against his side, way tighter than necessary.

I feel like this exchange is just like, the pinnacle of Fred and George. They absolutely would throw you in a cold lake no matter what you say or what you're wearing. they'd just pick you up and toss you in.

I really like these subtle hints of George x Reader so far in the opening here, like their little interactions that are friendly but hint at more - a really great way of hinting at the rest of the fic!

“We should really get on with it, it’s gonna overcook…” you concluded firmly, glancing at the pot on the stove, closing the previous topic. George didn’t feel in place to drag it further since you clearly didn’t wish to talk. But he was really not pleased with how that conversation had gone, and it left him with this uneasy feeling somewhere in his chest, eating away at him.

The slightest touch of angst with both the reader and George doubting things - you love to see it! also I feel a very real way to tackle a soulmate au! they both seems nervous about the possibility of their tattoos matching and worry that they aren't enough for the other person this gives such a great opportunity for the future of the story and I'm excited to see how to progresses!

I love your characterization of George in this fic!! Very sweet and understanding, a little nervous and unsure of himself! it's very much what I imagine George to be like!

“Is that okay if I show you?” he asked and you didn’t understand at first, before he made a move to stand behind you with one hand on your shoulder and the other over your hand, but waited until you replied.

This is so cute and romantic in an understated way I'm going to implode.

Both his hands were on your shoulders when you turned around and smiled, beaming at him, and he thought he could get used to it.

no thoughts, just many squeals

I love the slow build that their relationship is going through as they work through their emotions! like this soft transition from acquaintances to friends and better friends, etc. feels very natural and really showcases the readers feelings/george's feelings and their growing bond!

the little moment when George catches the reader staring at him in the water - very cute and such a nice transition into the reader realizing her feelings for George!

It was like some force, drilling inside him constantly, the inability to leave you be

I really like this line - just George being super obsessed with the reader haha

Kiss me. Kiss me. Kiss me. – you repeated, though the words wouldn’t come out of your mouth.

But he’d heard them

This was such a cute moment!! I was on the edge of my. seat only for it to be interrupted haha, very nice touch of humor!

I don't want to put too much more as the story ends to avoid any spoilers, but the ending is beautiful! just the words they say to each other are so vulnerable and beautiful and just perfect.

this fic is honestly 1000/100, I love the slow build up to the beautiful, heart warming ending! there's so many great little moments and interactions between George and the reader that just add up to it and it feels like they are forging something genuine not just based off of the possibility of them being soulmates!

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[lumosandnoxwriting]

Ahhh happy 1st birthday!!! I’m so happy you joined HP tumblr you’re honestly one of my fave blogs and everything you write, I love🥰. For your event can I get a🎈 for “please hold on” thank you and congrats again🥳🎉💜

thank you so much, nonnie!! I really appreciate it!! <3

🎈- made up title game: please hold on

okay so this would definitely be an angst fic, a fred x reader post battle of Hogwarts but a Fred lives fic! where instead of getting killed by the wall he just gets injured and is in a coma in St. Mungos as his body heals. Told from Fred's point of view as the reader comes to visit him and begs him to keep fighting to stay alive as she reminisces about different parts of their relationship and time together!

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[lumosandnoxwriting]

Happy Happy Blogiversary Mads!!!!!

This small corner of the world is always better when you’re posting 💕

And can I get a 🎁 please?

thank you so much!! that's so very kind of you to say!! 💖

🎁 - something random!

good girl part 2 was originally supposed to be twice as long, but I cut about half of the plot points I planned out because as I was actually writing it felt more natural to end it where I did!

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[lumosandnoxwriting]

Hey Mads! I love your writing so can I get a 🎁

hi!! thank you so much!!

🎁- something random!

in the original plan for my boxer!fred series he was supposed to get seriously injured in a boxing fight and end up in the hospital, which is how he and the reader ended up getting back together!

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