#blocked blocked none of you are free from sin

[utilitycaster]

No one and I mean NO ONE warned me Kim Kitsuragi would be French

[fictionkinfessions]

Imagine sending an ask so long mpc literally captions it with "long" lmfao, I'd be mortified

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[tributary]

if you’re going to get on anon to screech at me you should consider going off anon or doing something else with your time.

[wizzard890]

dragon age being back in the tumblr zeitgeist means that I'm seeing more and more terrible anders takes on my dash and god if you think the fandom is activating you have no idea what kind of fucking single-issue-voter manchurian candidate you've got in me.

[gyrabanias]

my favorite thing about bluesky and its tag system is first and foremost that it is SO EASY to block tags. no navigating to a separate menu

my other favorite thing is everyone into ffxiv uses their own unique tags for their mods+gposes now. so whenever someone hideous shows up on my feed I can instantly send them and whoever made the mods to the shadow realm

[afraidofchange]

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hot takes. | @nerimoi

I'm not entirely sure how controversial this is but...

A block button exists for a reason. A mute function in xkit exists for a reason.

If someone's annoying you? unfollow.

if someone to your estimation is problematic? block them.

Instead of vaguing on the dash (because how 2012 is that? and I say that because 18-21 year old me did, in fact, do that), just move along. We're all tired and inundated with life and tragedy in this world that making your dash a comfortable place for you to do a hobby in should take priority.

I for one, will block for myriad of reasons. Don't like their OOC vibes? Blocked. Don't like their blog aesthetics because it's unreadable and hurts my eyes? Blocked. Think their character is annoying? Blocked. I don't know them and I don't really care because I'm here to have a good time, which includes writing with my friends and mutuals, reading what my mutuals post, and enjoying my time on this blue hellsite together.

Stop posturing about your mutual count or follower count and just block people you don't wanna see!

[valistheanshield]

"I leave you all alone for one hour. One. Hour."

[liamgallaghermpreg]

Oh my godddd the spn wank on the incest poll blog is genuinely so fucking ridiculous lol do none of you have groupchats to be annoying haters in

[teslathelame]

finding out a beloved fanartist ships a character with their adoptive father🤢🤢

[one-winged-dreams]

EW TF, CAN'T FUCKING STAND PROSHIPPERS THAT CAN'T READ AND ALSO SURPRISE YOU ABOUT BEING PROSHIPPERS

[radioconstructed]

⌖ ♪ I WANT TO BLOCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL ♫

[imhereformysciencefriends]

"have you ever read a fanfic that was more quality than the original work" and they tagged fucking passerine.

[anarcho-sin-dicalist]

Some of you are aggressively unpleasant and proud of that for some reason. Not sure what that's about, but I've had enough of it. Goodbye

[dorothylarouge]

US Presidents as Dril Tweets

George Washington: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

John Adams: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.

Thomas Jefferson: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts

James Madison: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby

James Monroe: for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"

John Quincy Adams: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Andrew Jackson: handing Faves over to my enemies is FRAUD !! base, contemptible FRAUD!

Martin Van Buren: Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Candles $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

William Henry Harrison: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good

John Tyler: fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

James K. Polk: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom

Zachary Taylor: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying

Millard Fillmore: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...

Franklin Pierce: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

James Buchanan: #NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal's.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand...

Abraham Lincoln: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"

Andrew Johnson: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

Ulysses S. Grant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT

Rutherford B. Hayes: using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,

James A. Garfield: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now

Chester A. Arthur: i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark

Grover Cleveland: the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site

Benjamin Harrison: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc

William McKinley: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!

Theodore Roosevelt: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

William H. Taft: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*

Woodrow Wilson: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer

Warren G. Harding: somebody please Bribe me

Calvin Coolidge: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals

Herbert Hoover: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud

Franklin D. Roosevelt: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

Harry Truman: everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume

Dwight D. Eisenhower: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed

John F. Kennedy: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self

Lyndon B. Johnson: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"

Richard Nixon: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups

Gerald Ford: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right

Jimmy Carter: i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again

Ronald Reagan: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn

George H.W. Bush: just thought off an idea i believe to be bad ass. lets find the address of the leader of isis, and mail him/ her pieces of our SHIT

Bill Clinton: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,

George W. Bush: friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to respect (flags, crucifixes ,etc) and just roll around in it ,give kisses,

Barack Obama: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line

Donald Trump: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.

ME: I agree

Joe Biden: I will shut the fuck up , IF , it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm

[haemosexuality]

GO GET YOURSELF SOMEONE WHO DOES

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theteaisaddictive]

imagine trying to pitch that jane fucking eyre, of all books, gets completely distorted when read through a feminist lens. or, indeed, that approaching literary criticism from a feminist angle distorts any and all insights that can be gained from the work and/or the author.

jane immediately recognising that her confidence in rochester is dead after the whole attic wife thing gets revealed — indeed, all throughout their engagement, noticing little red flags about his behaviour, which she wilfully ignores even as the more sensible part of her knows that she needs some form of financial independence, that rochester treating her the way he treated celine varens isn’t going to bode well for their marriage at all…….

i’m just saying. she’s young, but she’s not stupid. there’s a reason they can’t be together until jane’s inherited her fortune and rochester has been humbled by the loss of his financial status and physical ability — indeed, until rochester wholeheartedly embraces a christianity close to jane’s own, which doesn’t resemble the hypocrisy of brocklehurst or the puritan self-denial of st. john.