#blitzo is a train wreck

[doublejango]

Does Blitz find Stolas' accent attractive?

Yes and no. If it was just the accent on its own, it wouldn't do anything for him, wouldn't matter to him. Sure, it's pretty, but it's not the kind of thing that really does it for Blitz on its own.

But Stolas's voice?

His voice, yes. Always. Stolas's voice is like heaven for Blitz. The accent, the tones, the way it makes him feel to hear it even if Stolas is angry with him. He loves that man's voice, he would curl up and sleep in it if he could. So, on Stolas, the accent is attractive. Stolas makes it sexy, because Stolas has Blitz's heart in his hands and Blitz really doesn't want to resist.

[doublejango]

I rambled so much in the tags but also oh my god LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS ART IS!!!!!! LOOK!!!!!

We all were so scared of vassago but then the "better than blitz" guy showed up

[amilliontales]

“Whats a guy gotta do to get some TLC after a long ass day of murdering shitheads.”

[sweetshelluvaau]

Gonna quote something I said to my friend in the Hellaverse rpc being I think it's relevant considering how this recent episode kinda opened up a can of worms for me:

People, including a lot of fans in critical spaces, like the idea of what Hellaverse could have been suppose to what Hellaverse ended up being. There was potential with both Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel, but they either focus on the wrong things, abandon there premise half way though (or even the first damn episode) for something unrelated/uninteresting or rush it's story not giving it time to breath, causing it's emotional moments that could have been good if there was build up to them.

Actually, scratch that: Both shows suffer from all three of these problems.

As much as I did enjoy the newest episode by itself, there's very little one good episode and Brandon's writing can do to salvage the train wreck that Helluva Boss is unless you completely scrap everything and start from scratch with Viv far away from the writers room. Even in GhostF*ckers, it still frames the show around Stolitz. Granted, no one is victim blaming Blitzo this time around for not loving his abuser and all the character's conversation and interactions feel genuine suppose to artificial but next episode it's back to the same ol' melodrama slop we've been given all season.

I don't know if I'm gonna watch anymore full episodes after this one. Maybe the ones with no Stolas in it if written by Brandon but otherwise I'm just gonna watch clips of the moments of characters I care about and read up on the worst shit that's worth talking about but honestly I don't think that's worth it because every time I rant about HB, it drains the life out of me. It's not fun anymore it's just...exhausting.

[kityana]

there's something that's so weird to me about how some fans talk about a potential relationship between stolas and vassago (or anybody else for that matter, but let's face it, vassago is the most likely candidate).

i'm not going to even address the incest allegation seriously because it's just stupid. we have no indication they're related. that's it. anything else is extrapolated from your own mind.

but some of the other arguments i've seen floating around are just...

i do think stolas is going to have a romantic relationship with someone who's not blitzo to gain experience and perspective about serious romantic relationships. what i don't think is that stolas is going to step out into the world, think to himself, hm, i need to gain romantic experience points, better start grinding to get my romantic rank up! because that's not how people work. and one of hb's strengths has always been the realistic way its characters are written.

no. i think that stolas, as he'd shown and openly stated in the show, wants a romantic relationship. in an ideal world, he'd have one with blitzo. but blitzo is not yet at a place where he can give stolas what stolas wants- as far as i can tell, at the end of apology tour tour, blitzo has just come to acknowledge he has feelings for stolas and that he's open to working on himself to do something about it. he's not even yet at a place where he can tell stolas that, much less in a place where he can offer stolas the type of relationship stolas wants. and, stolas? as far as stolas is concerned, blitzo hadn't reciprocated his feelings, and have stated multiple times that he's not interested in the kind of serious monogamous relationship stolas is after.

and you know what someone who want a mutual, serious, monogamous, romantic relationship does when the person he wants to have it with rejects them?

they go and find someone else to have it with.

stolas isn't going to end up with someone else because he'll figure he needs experience before he moves on to blitzo. he's going to do that because he wants a romantic relationship. that's just what people do. he wants a serious romantic relationship, he doesn't think he's going to get one with blitzo, and if someone else shows interest in having it with him, he's going to give it a chance.

"but isn't it a rebound? isn't it unhealthy?"

you know, it probably will be! and it won't be super healthy! but since when do characters on this show only choose the healthy options in their lives?

"but the merch! stolitz endgame!"

i'm still pretty sure stolitz is going to be endgame. stolas having a romantic relationship with someone else doesn't mean it's going to last forever. as stated above, considering it's probably going to be a rebound situation of some sort, it probably won't! but that doesn't mean it isn't going to happen.

"isn't it unfair to the other guy to be a stepping stone on the way to stolitz?"

if the other guy is aware that he's a story device in a romantic narrative, sure. but because characters on this show are written like people, and stolas is generally a kind person, i doubt that's how it's going to be portrayed. truth is that if you're going to simplify things, we're all stepping stones in someone else's life on the way to something else, and vice versa. not every relationship ends up in a happily ever after and that's okay. it's fine. it's life.

"but it'll make blitzo sad!"

sir, this is the "blitzo is sad" show. the guy's life is a train wreck and it's mostly of his own doing. i don't want to make blitzo sad, but it's going to happen.

"blitzo is the main character and if stolas ends up with someone else he's going to get written off the show!"

again, stolitz is probably still endgame. but even if we pretend for a moment that it isn't- that's just not true. blitzo is the main character, and the show is about people he has relationships with. all kinds of relationships, not just romantic ones. blitzo just admitted to himself he has feelings for stolas. even if stolas moves on, those feelings are not going to disappear. stolas would still be someone important in his life. sure, we may not see as much of stolas as we have thus far, but that doesn't mean he's going to get written off. as long as he has some relevance to blitzo's life, he's probably still going to be around.

and honestly, if the writers decide to have stolas exist blitzo's life and write him off the show... it's their right and their choice and it's just what's going to happen. i love stolas, but it's not my show. if the writers felt that's the best course of action, who am i to tell them otherwise?

but i really doubt that's going to happen.

i love stolas. i love blitzo. i love their relationship. i want to see them together because they clearly want to be together. and i'm not afraid of the road they'll take to get there, even if it includes spending some time apart and with other people. i trust it'll make sense for their characters and be worth it.

[doublejango]

Yes. Usually no, but he likes to take care of Stolas fully, which means in both of his forms <3 Blitz adores the heck outta both of Stolas's bodies. So whichever his dumb fluffy baby is feeling that day? Absolutely. But, you know, they tooooootally weren't like, a Thing. Not at all. Not at all.... lemme just run off and sob now

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[quillyfied]

Hellaverse Theories: Helluva Boss S1E7 and S1E8

Welcome to Quilly’s Hellaverse Theories, where I overthink the entire Hellaverse! Finishing up Season 1 of Helluva Boss with this post! As always, spoilers for the s2.5 trailer speculation and we all know the O in Blitzo is silent so let’s get on with it, assuming the severe weather that’s passing through now lets me! (Spoiler alert: it kind of did. Halfway. You'll see later on.)

Starting with s1e7:

This is not one of my favorite episodes, but it does have so much good character development and theory meat to chew on, so I will push through the secondhand embarrassment and sadness. Just for you, lovelies.

I wonder what the sigil Loona activates goes to; it’s too squiggly for Stolas’. But the focus on it also makes me think it’s foreshadowing. Just gonna file that away with my “IMP and Stolas are legally boned” theory. Maybe one of the cameras in the DHORKS facility managed to get a look at the page of the grimoire that gets them back to Hell. Hmm. The outline of the portal is also red flames, which feels…different? Heck. I haven’t been paying much attention. But I’m pretty sure I thought grimoire portals were more purple and sparkly. Maybe that’s just Stolas’ portals.

Blitzo inviting himself along to MnM’s dates is one of his more underrated unhinged behaviors, imo; would love to see it pop up in fics more (and the ones that play with it, you have my sword and my heart). But he’s SO EXCITED. It breaks my heart for him a little. Moxxie has every right to be mad about it and frankly he really should be; go find and celebrate your own boring as fuck monogamy, Blitzo :P

Alright, 1:56 we start seeing the elevators that get Hellborn folks around the rings of Hell—and whaddya know, it matches up with the ring models that pop up in the background of Hazbin Hotel. Gosh I hope these two shows still exist in the same universe. It just makes me a little happier to think about. Oh, look, an Exorcist angel on the back of the newspaper Blitzo is hiding behind. Classic. Though it seems the Loo Loo Land fire is still front-page news. Is Hell for Hellborn really that boring? Or is it an old newspaper? Well, either way, it’s most likely just an easter egg rather than an earnest thing so eh.

A delightful detail: even the dumpsters in Lust are neon-lit XD (or possibly UV reactive? Unclear).

STOLAS MY SAD BIRD SON.

(Also lol at how Stolas and Blitzo are both looking for an Alejandro :P)

This episode also is really good at highlighting all the painful underlying cracks in Stolas and Blitzo’s situation as it stands: Stolas’ naïve romantic obsession, Blitzo’s general assholery in using Stolas to get in to spy on his employees and ignoring Stolas once he gets what he wants, the way they can’t really carry on a conversation, the mismatched desires, and that’s all BEFORE Fizz makes his grand debut and the night goes straight to the toilet for them. I don’t blame folks who protested at this point that Blitzo doesn’t care much for Stolas, because it sure doesn’t seem like it. All Blitzo does in public is gripe about him and forbid him from diddling his holes, and in private he’s thorough but not really emotionally engaged. Yet, there’s still the fumbling to describe their relationship in the Harvest Moon Festival and the whole Truth Seekers hallucination that places Stolas pretty high on Blitzo’s emotional radar. Stolas’ feelings are pretty unambiguous, but his life situation is anything but, at least as far as pursuing any kind of relationship with Blitzo goes. Would Stolas like that? Yes, I think he would. But he’s still married and still figuring himself out. Second adolescence, I’ve heard it described. So much about Stolas feels…stunted. Juvenile. Like a man who’s finally discovering himself and letting himself be who he wants and is rather than who he’s expected to be. But more speculation on that front later, because this necessary but horrific train wreck has to play out first.

He's putting Gabriella’s streak in his feathers, KILL ME HE WANTS THE FANTASY TO BE REAL SO BADLY. You know what else this show does really well? Debunking the inexperienced hopeless romantic’s fantasies. Which isn’t painful at all and doesn’t at all hit way too close to home I’M FINE IT’S FINE.

“This is our first real date, after all!”

“Oh, yeah…I guess this is, huh.”

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGK

Like do you all GET IT? Do you FEEL how painfully mismatched that is?? It makes me want to break down crying, because for sheltered kids who lived out their escapism in books and TV and thought life was going to go a certain way because that’s the way it is in all the stories, this reality check, while necessary, is SO PAINFUL. Blitzo is no Romeo (Alejandro?), he’s no knight swooping in on a horse to sweep a prince off his feet, he’s not the daring rogue charging in at the last minute to save his beloved from a terrible fate (yet, I see u s2.5 trailer). Blitzo is just a guy. A royally messed up guy, but a guy nonetheless. And it’s that guy that is still so worth loving, once Stolas can wrestle the fantasies out of his system, and unfortunately this episode is the hard knock his brain needs. And it’s the tenderizing that Blitzo might unfortunately need to break down his own shell and examine what he really wants, the behaviors that he’s stuck in but doesn’t want to be. We haven’t even GOTTEN IN THE DOOR OF THE CLUB YET and I am a WRECK.

Can you IMAGINE being that bouncer, throwing out this sleazeball, only for him to show up half an hour later with a FUCKING PRINCE on his arm?? Blitzo’s game is insane.

Shoutout to the imp waiter who preps Blitzo’s chair with books, you’re doing great sweetie. (I wonder if it would be more condescending to produce booster seats for imps and smaller demons, or less.)

Double shoutout to Stolas’ little butler imp, whose name I don’t believe we know but I’ve heard Pringles enough times to become attached to it, who is rightfully having the night of his life (eat it Blitzo, your game might be insane but it’s got nothing on this guy). I’ve only seen screenshots of this, it always navigates away too fast for me to notice, but I hit the pause button jackpot tonight, folks. Also interesting that imps and other Hellborn are allowed to intermingle as much as they want, it’s just the upper crust that aren’t allowed to mix. Which tracks, but it still surprises me at the mixture of surprisingly realistic and almost mundane fantasy racism and classism that this show is choosing to play with, for a comedy.

This is just. So painful to watch. Mostly Stolas’ overcompensation for Blitzo’s full detachment. Well, not FULL detachment; he does respond to Stolas’ questions, at least. But the way Stolas is full-on twitching and vibrating trying to be a good date while Blitzo is a terrible stalker…lol look his way indeed lol lol lol. “What made you decide to ask me out after all this time?” “UUUUHHHH—” And the way Stolas’ face just FALLS, ARGH. (Don’t worry, Blitzo, your vindication is coming—only it also sucks and we’re all weeping, it’s fine it’s fine it’s FINE.)

FIZZAROLLI!! I don’t remember when the penny dropped about Fizz’s scarring but I know when it did, I was kinda horrified. And like most people, I didn’t really care for Fizz and Oz, just based on how characters I was already fully on board with were reacting to them. Having the full picture now, I’m tickled that this is their introduction, because once again it’s putting the entire audience on the back foot about them and it’s GLORIOUS. Because Blitzo with the Loo Loo Land Fizzbot? Priceless, hilarious. Blitzo with the actual source? OOF. Wow. You can taste the juicy backstory already. And Fizz doesn’t disappoint; he’s a joy to watch work, even if his entire jester schtick seems so incongruous with the exclusive Lust Ring club atmosphere (which honestly should have been my first clue that something was going On there but I was bingeing it all in one go or as close to one go as I could get, sue me).

He's such a bitch though. He’s SUCH a bitch. He and Ozzie are SUCH BITCHES. LET MOXXIE SING HIS STUPID SONG AND MOVE ON, YOU INSECURE OVERCOMPENSATING WAFFLEHEADS XD (and I see all of you cringing audience members, INCLUDING Blitzo and Stolas, BUMP OFF ALL OF YOU)

I do have to wonder the timeline on all of this, though. Like. Assumptions can be made that Blitzo adopted Loona about five years ago, maybe a little more. Sometime after that, Blitzo met Moxxie, and they started IMP, doing contracts on folks in Hell. And Millie joined after that, and she and Moxxie have been married for a year now but no clue on how long they dated before that. Hope that flashback of Blitzo and Millie meeting might give us some insight.

…listen, though. Moxxie goes overboard on the “I love yous” and I start to agree with his stupid audience. Uuuuugh hang on need to just. Crawl under a rock until we get past this one part.

Listen, Ozzie might look more like a shiny Haunter than a chicken, but designing the embodiment of Lust as a giant cock was the absolute funniest move anyone could ever make. Well played, Viv. Well played.

What is it with Alex Brightman and vocalizing the instrument solos? Because I’m here for it. Trumpet vs Guitar Solo, who would win?

Fizzarolli has a lapel flower that squirts piss. Of course he does. Weirdo. I love him.

It’s also interesting that this gig allows Fizzarolli and Asmodeus to basically be all over each other and it’s more or less fine. I mean, they’re fooling absolutely no one in-universe who’s been watching them for literally years, but for first-time real-world viewers…idk, I know I thought nothing of it when I first watched, mostly bc I was worried about Moxxie (and shortly Blitzo), but they read as Boss and Comedic Sidekick for folks who aren’t paying much attention and don’t really know what’s going on. I also find Fizz’s color scheme interesting; his eyes are almost more green than yellow and his teeth are often colored sort of greenish or bluish, I assume to make them stand out from his skin, but I wonder if these color abnormalities add to why Ozzie calls him Froggie.

BLITZO STANDS UP FOR AND PROTECTS HIS PEOPLE. Whether they want him to or not, but he does it, even knowing that Fizzarolli is not gonna be happy to see him. That’s BRAVE, okay!! Especially when Millie is more than capable of standing up for her and Moxxie both.

I said it before and I’ll say it again: Fizzarolli reacts pretty cool under pressure here for seeing Blitzo for the first time in fifteen years. Makes me wonder if they’d been hearing about each other on and off during that time (probably from Barb? But we don’t have confirmation that Fizz is still in contact with her either, do we?), so it’s less jarring, but WOW this confrontation with further context really stings. Even without the context, the way it plays out between the two of them speaks of bone-deep resentment on Fizz’s side, his razzing from earlier cranked up a notch. And the spotlight being red…hm. Interesting color choice.

“Last I checked, your love life is a pile of shit” Fizzarolli the last you checked, you two were teenagers and Blitzo was in love with you, how bad could it have been :P Though I do think Blitzo and Verosika’s relationship might have had a public element that would have been pretty easy to track, all things considered; even if they weren’t dating when she was actually famous, with how badly she got burned and how public her arm tattoo is, I’m sure she rants about it whenever the opportunity arises.

That little glance to Stolas, though. Speaks of embarrassment to me, not wanting Stolas to see what’s about to happen.

Verosika IN THE LUST RING telling everyone Blitzo didn’t return oral, though? Low blow :P But!! But but but!! This is the second very interesting thing that Verosika says that hints at their relationship being messy and deep: “a reckless heartbreaking freak.” Reckless and Heartbreaking are not words you apply to an ex who was just shitty in bed. Those are words you apply to an ex who left a trail of destruction in their wake far beyond the emotional damages of a breakup. An ex who left you in a financial lurch and with a ruined credit score and no car, perhaps.

And the way Stolas rises, like he’s about to jump to Blitzo’s defense—poetry. Y’know what else is gonna be poetry? His song in Apology Tour. I’ve been observing the discussion back and forth on if Stolas is going to be singing to the theme of “BlitzO Sucks,” or if he’s going to sing whatever defense he didn’t get to come to here in Ozzie’s, and here’s my two cents: Stolas is going to be singing about himself and his feelings. His heartbreak at the hands of Blitzo, but even that heartbreak is multi-faceted, many-leveled, and not insignificantly Stolas’ own fault. If the short sassy robe scene is during Apology Tour (I’ve seen compelling arguments for it being during Mastermind/whenever CHERUB attacks in the Lust Ring), Stolas is going to be hurt and angry and likely have every right to be, but from what we’ve seen…Stolas is also in love. And he isn’t blind to how Blitzo lashes out when he’s hurt, thanks to Ozzie’s. Verosika got the young Blitzo, the reckless and inexperienced one who trashed her bank account and her heart and kind of stalled her own growth and progress, too. Stolas is getting the more mature Blitzo AS he matures, which is a special treat. But the bottom line for my prediction for Apology Tour: it’s gonna start out as pointing out all the things Blitzo did wrong, then morph into the things about Blitzo that Stolas loves. Something to bring out those big doe eyes that Blitzo only very occasionally gets.

Anyway back to the roast at Ozzie’s.

“Are you sleepin’ with an imp?” MIND YOUR BUSINESS, WACKFORD.

I also love how Fizzarolli can’t seem to resist getting up in Blitzo’s face. Because. Y’know. They haven’t seen each other’s scarred-up faces up close for fifteen years. Yikes.

Ozzie pointing out Stolas’ family feels especially unfair when nobody knows the situation, especially between Stolas and Stella. But that’s Stella’s particular curse: all she has is her beauty and her status thanks to marrying Stolas. Which could make for a very compelling character, if she had any depth to her at all (note that “compelling” and “likeable” are not the same thing); she’s Stolas’ “smoking wife,” she’s “so lucky she’s attractive”. And Stolas? He doesn’t even get that much recognition; he’s known for when he starts to misbehave according to Goetia standards and that’s not a good place to be in. And good GRIEF, that man needs a divorce and a proper talk with his kid more than he needs to be dicked down, but that’s why we watch: they’re messy. Swapping physical intimacy in for emotional intimacy and bungling it so badly it’s gonna take like seven musical numbers to untangle is PRIME ENTERTAINMENT. But Ozzie is absolutely right: from the outside, Stolas’ affair with Blitzo is the perfect spirit of lust, the swapping of the stable family life for the more exciting sexual escapades with a lower-class unstable lover and destroying all of their lives in the process. That’s the consequences of sin at its best. No wonder he’s so elated over it. Especially since stirring up other drama keeps the heat off of Ozzie’s own worst-kept secret.

Now there it is, the controversial menu face-hiding moment, which Blitzo clearly sees as shame at being seen with him, and Stolas…little more unclear, but a charitable interpretation is shame at himself being perceived, at his dirty laundry being aired out in public. But consider that he CHOSE to be out in public with Blitzo, knowing that he’s a royal figure and being seen at a sex club with someone who is not only not his wife, but on the bottom of the social ladder, is going to cause a stir if he’s recognized. We know later that Stolas really doesn’t command much authority or garner much attention, but he IS known. Really, it’s understandable that he’s overwhelmed in that moment; it’s one thing to try and leap to Blitzo’s defense, but defending himself? Stolas doesn’t do that. He doesn’t rock the boat, he doesn’t cause stirs, he doesn’t get noticed. And being noticed for public infidelity? Kinda heavy, no matter what his feelings towards Blitzo are. Unfortunately, his reaction does have consequences. Damage scraping against damage. Wheeeee.

GET HIM MILLIE. I love you Fizz, but you deserved that one.

(Also, I totally missed Ozzie’s reaction to Fizz being smushed my first go-round; it’s fun to watch him flap about it and snuggle his Fizzy better.)

I also love how the rest of Moxxie’s song still gets applause, and really sets the mood for Stolas to attempt to repair the damage done. Unfortunately…it ain’t that simple. Especially with Blitzo, who just came face to face with the victims of his two biggest mistakes and got torn to shreds by both of them, THEN shunned by his new kinda-sorta fuckbuddy whom he might have feelings for shut up it’s transactional—

Anyway. Blitzo calling it a mistake and wanting to leave immediately? Surprised he waited until the song finished. But I do notice that Helluva Boss’s pacing tends to let things happen, THEN let characters react (Moxxie getting tranquilized and falling down, THEN Blitzo reacts; Fizz getting blown up a second time and surrounded by fire and failing to escape, THEN Blitzo reacts; it’s a little unusual but I’m not mad about it tbh), rather than showing more instantaneous reactions? I’m not sure how to put it, maybe that doesn’t actually make any sense. Anyway. Disastrous date nearly over.

Someone recently pointed out that Stolas teleported there, and Blitzo still takes the trouble to drive Stolas home despite everything, and I wish more than anything that we could see that conversation. Blitzo clearly wants Stolas out and gone so he can have his breakdown in peace, but he deliberately prolongs their proximity? Did Stolas ask? Did Blitzo offer? I need to KNOW, dammit. Because Blitzo comes incredibly close to crying while trying to extract himself from the situation and I need to know whose decision it was to let it get to that point.

Stolas is pushy and weird and condescending but my goodness does he try—and stop trying when a hard boundary is enforced. This poor guy. Gets settled in for a depression dinner, then gets asked on a date out of the blue by his pining-while-fucking crush, the date goes about as wrong as it can go and that’s before the public roasting, and his every attempt to fix it, smooth it over, or do damage control is shut down. No wonder Stolas immediately looks into Asmodean Crystals after this: his fantasy is shattered, and the reality he’s left with is sobering. This is good! It’s also really depressing and kinda hard to watch, despite being very, very necessary! More details later when he has his musical number!

Hang on have to have an emotional moment about how very emotional Blitzo sounds during this entire scene, because he’s on the brink of tears THE ENTIRE CONVERSATION. He’s trying so hard to hold it together in front of Stolas. But these aren’t emotions Stolas gets to see yet. He will soon though! Yippee!

And this night isn’t over, folks! Now we get to see Blitzo’s apartment, where he scribbles his face out of pictures of loved ones and flips through happier memories until he cries for real! What fun! The music playing over this scene has a name, I know, because it also plays when Stolas is in the hospital and realizing that Blitzo isn’t coming to see him and their relationship is probably even more fucked than he realized, but the name is “heartbreaking pretty twinkly tune” until I learn what it is because guess what it does to me!!!!

I love that it’s his mom and his sister that finally causes the dam to break. Because. Yeah, that’s the base root of his problems, huh? Makes sense. Even not knowing yet what happened, the weight behind how Blitzo reacts to seeing that picture is palpable. Blitzo doesn’t cry. Blitzo gets over it. Blitzo is always okay. Blitzo doesn’t do things like feelings or boundaries or appropriate behavior. But Blitzo sure as hell does cry when he’s at the end of his emotional rope and unexpectedly faced with memories of loved ones we haven’t met!

AND THE NIGHT IS STILL NOT OVER!!

Time to switch gears to s1e8, which despite the tonal whiplash is actually a perfect follow up to the emotional train wreck of an episode that is s1e7:

(In the spirit of full disclosure, I usually do these posts all in one sitting; however, it’s the day after I wrote the first half because the severe weather last night was actually pretty bad and I had to stop watching and writing because I was keeping an eye on the local news channel. But! Weather has passed, work day is over, and I’m ready to jump back in after reading what I wrote last night! I’m just pleased it turned out so coherent, despite how scattered my attention was.)

Aww, Loona! She’s so pretty! And so nervous! And I love her contact photo for Blitz, it’s just. So good. (And so on-brand for family; my contact photos for my siblings are also horrendous selfies they took of themselves when I left my phone unattended :P)

And Gluttony! A new ring of Hell!! Huzzah!! I love the look of it; almost Seussical, in a way, but also kinda…domed? Like a greenhouse? The honeycomb texture of the sky (????) certainly makes it look artificial. I want to see more of it immediately. And also, how much unexplored wilds are there in the different rings? Because that is PRIME fandom fodder. My kingdom for an atlas of Hell, Viv. (Also, very interesting that Wrath is the ring that produces the food, not Gluttony; makes me wonder what Gluttony’s major export is other than Beezlejuice.)

WE. DON’T. DESERVE. TEX. BEST BOY.

Also, love Loona for continuing to try this party thing out, despite it clearly not being her comfort zone. At least there’s one introvert out there who can do it. I LOVE the different looks of all the hellhounds, too, but the way so many of them look like dogs really makes me start to question if hellhounds parallel dogs in terms of pedigrees and breeding practices, too, which…eeeeugh. The social connotations of that being permissible and then possibly the grounds of a hellhound social hierarchy are really gross but also interesting. Like. Does the massive bitch (call it like you see it, Loona) come from an established hellhound facility nicer than the shelter Loona came from, or an actual family? How are hellhound families structured? They clearly have a pack mentality, and the fact that Beelzebub is known for throwing hellhound-centric (not exclusive, certainly, there are SO many imps at her party too, like wow, it’s just imps and hellhounds and I don’t see any other demons really, which is FASCINATING) parties but nobody says a word about it against her that we can tell is pretty great, actually. Kinda seems like in a way Bee might be trying to make the best of a shitty situation for hellhounds, at least, but we don’t really have enough information about her or the full social context for hellhounds to give her that kind of benefit of the doubt. Idk. I think Bee’s signature is on Loona’s adoption certificate (hellhounds originate from Gluttony? Or just the shelter Blitzo got Loona from?), but the context for that…I don’t know it. Maybe someone else does.

I saw all the hype on Tumblr when Ke$ha dropped as the voice of Bee, and I had some vague context for its importance to Viv, but I forgot about it when I was watching the show for the first time (which is funny bc I kept watching for her in Hazbin Hotel like a dweeb), so I will freely admit I very nearly teared up when I heard her voice and I was cheering like a maniac. Hell yeah, Ke$ha.

Also. Anyone complaining about her design. You’re entitled to your opinions. Your wrong, wrong opinions :P

Now, looking at Loona’s reaction during that whole glorious musical number: painfully awkward and shy around Tex, vacillating between disbelief and some begrudging awe at Bee, maybe kinda confused about why everyone around her is going this insane for what Bee is offering them. I don’t have a lot of experience with Loona’s set of issues, what with her being a foster kid who made it through the system on her own and all the anger and trouble connecting with others that comes with, but I’m gonna shoot my shot at trying to understand it anyway: she doesn’t trust Bee. Which is smart, given that Bee is a Deadly Sin, and another way that I find her similar to Blitzo in that she doesn’t respect authority in any way, nor is she charmed by outward displays of generosity, so she has a pretty good vantage point for seeing through any potential bullshit Bee might be trying to blow her way (like Blitzo seeing through Mammon’s shit but Fizz being blinded by hero worship). What’s also really funny is that Loona has NO IDEA who Bee is this entire musical number, so everything Bee is doing is just SUPER WEIRD to Loona without context. She’s primed and ready to see through another person’s veneer, especially the veneer of someone throwing a lot of flashy magic and candy around.

The problem? Bee is pretty genuine, but it’s easy to see how her mannerisms and phrasing could come across as fake, especially given Loona’s earlier confrontation with poodle bitch. ESPECIALLY since Loona has a big ole crush on Tex and yeah RIGHT is Loona any kind of competition with QUEEN BEE OF GLUTTONY (she is, but I don’t think she knows that). Loona can’t just snap her head off, not just because she’s a Sin, but because she’s someone important to Tex, who is important to Loona. It’s an unbearably awkward situation to be in—especially if Loona was serious about Bee being hot (listen my shipper brain is always gonna go for it, Loona/Bee/Tex WHEN), which adds another layer of complexity to this already pretty treacherous social terrain.

And poor Tex, being in the middle of this and not knowing what to do!! Guy just wants his new friend and his girlfriend to get along. Totally understandable. (Though, is it just me, or are there elements of Tex being maybe a little embarrassed by how Bee is in social situations?)

(Also, Bee relating this story about Satan and confirming that the Sins aren’t related—makes me want to take this and rub it in the faces of people who start to get weird about “but the Sins and the Goetia are like cousins” NAH Y’ALL THEY AREN’T EVEN RELATED TO EACH OTHER, THEY AREN’T RELATED TO THE GOETIA EITHER, unless that’s background context from other sources I’m missing, but if it ain’t in the show, I’m not fussing about it yet tbh.)

(The Sins being Charlie’s honorary aunts and uncles is canon, though, you’ll take that one from my cold dead hands.)

And after this whirlwind of an interaction, Bee sweeps off to be a good hostess, and…Loona tries to run for it, overwhelmed and embarrassed and more than a little out of her depth. And despite the fact that Blitzo is in the middle of his own emotional breakdown for the night, YER DAMN RIGHT HE PICKS UP THAT PHONE WHEN SHE CALLS. BLITZO IS A GOOD DAD ALRIGHT. Loona wouldn’t call him if she didn’t trust him and need him on some level. I’M FUCKING EMOTIONAL ABOUT THESE FATHER/DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS OKAY VIV HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, A DAUGHTER WITH A FATHER.

But the knowledge that Blitzo was a known figure in the party scene, well known enough that the Silent O hasn’t gotten around to the old crowd yet—how interesting! Verosika days, I wonder? Pre- and post-Verosika days?

Another way Loona and Blitzo are so alike: a little bit of positive reinforcement from the right person at the right time, and they just melt. And Loona using the puppy eyes: super effective, bless her for being willing to pull that out. (Though Blitzo was right on the money for not wanting to put more stress on himself for the night, as the rest of the episode will tell.)

Blitzo is sad. He’s vulnerable. He’s ABSOLUTELY IN THE RIGHT HEADSPACE TO GIVE A DEADLY SIN A RUN FOR HER KEGSTAND MONEY. Listen probably not good for his physical or mental health but I’m kinda really glad that he got the opportunity to not only humble a Sin, not only get crowd validation, but hear Loona freely admit to other people that that’s her dad. HE DESERVES IT OKAY. (I have deep wishes, if Blitzo ever winds up in court for what IMP stirs up on Earth, for Bee to show up as a character witness for him, because there is prophecy in the next episode about what Blitzo wants to do and be when he grows up, and having the respect of at least two out of seven Sins would certainly put him on the map for Most Famous Imp Ever.)

I do like how Bee and Tex immediately look concerned for him, though. They’re good people okay. Sometimes it’s nice to know that there are decent folks in Hell to get through a tough episode. Especially since Loona isn’t in a headspace to recognize that Blitzo isn’t okay—especially when it’s Bee telling her so. He’s always a mess, he’s always fine (she needs him to always be fine), and Bee better get off her territory already. And tbh, Bee has maybe a little bit of an overreaction (which is what I think Tex is more upset about, Bee flying off the handle than Loona snapping at her), but lest we forget: she’s still a Sin. A Sin who is trying to help and is getting some serious attitude out of seemingly nowhere in the process, but she’s in charge of this party, and she’s trying to be nice about it but if Loona doesn’t respond to niceness, maybe she’ll respond to a giant bitch. Which. She doesn’t. She responds to Tex being sad, because Loona cares about Tex in a way she doesn’t care about Bee (yet??? Unlikely but I can dream). And as much as I would LOVE to see Loona and Bee in an earnest fight…not like this, I don’t think. And not with Blitzo in need of support right now. Because ultimately, Bee and Tex aren’t wrong, Blitzo needs to be checked on. That’s just good party etiquette, even without the hosts of the party telling you to go check on your friends. Man just downed an entire barrel of Beezlejuice after having to be CONVINCED to stay at a party when he’s always trying to drag IMP to bars. Loona letting her jealousy get in the way of actually hearing what is being said to her is understandable, relatable.

And I love that Bee apologizes to Tex for throwing her weight around. Seems like a thing she doesn’t like doing. I personally do have a little trouble parsing if her apology is sincere or not, if this is a recurring problem or not, because there are hints that it might be, but until we get more of Bee and Tex, it’s gonna have to stay speculation, and I like living in a world where Bee and Tex are actually good together, y’know?

Anyway, time to check in on Blitzo, which. Phew. There’s nothing wrong with you, Dennis, your voice and design are both perfectly sexy. Also, I love both that there actually is an Alejandro (or a Monica?) present, that said person has a bite mark scar, AND that the frame I paused on has Loona literally punching their face in Disney Hades-style, this will feed me for weeks thank you.

Alright. Captions spell it Beelzejuice. I know it would most likely be spelled that way because Beelzebub. I know there’s a sign for it on the wall of the Hazbin Hotel bar, which I could go look up right now to get a second source for spelling. But Beezlejuice is more fun to say and I’m pretty sure Viv’s musical-obsessed ass did it on purpose. So I’m gonna stick with Beezlejuice. At least in my analyses; I might spell it correctly in my fics. Assuming I write any more.

ANYWAY. Loona being the responsible one is Excellent. Because she’s an adult, and while Blitzo is her dad in the ways that matter, she’s also more in a position to try and help him out too than an actual kid would be, and my good dude needs so much help right now. And look! Loona has friends now!! Tex’s plans worked, he’s too good for all of us and I hope we see more of him in the future (beyond just Apology Tour, where he's working and thus on the BlitzO Sucks squad).

Gonna get a little personal and also gross for a second, warning about vomit talk: I recently went through a medical procedure where the point of the meds I had to take to prep for it was to clean out my digestive system. The second dose made me throw up, which I haven’t done in years. It was two in the morning, and even as I was trying very hard not to spill my guts and then lost that battle, all I could think about was this scene, where Blitzo needs to hurl—he needs that cleanse, physically and spiritually (please note this isn’t an endorsement for purging, at least not physically). He goes through the physical cleanse (an inordinate amount of vomit, like wow), but I think he still hasn’t fully spilled his metaphorical guts in a way he needs to. He certainly bleeds off the valve a little, admitting to Loona that Fizz is right and he’s gonna die alone and wanting her and Millie and Moxxie and Stolas to all be there when he does. (“just a wrinkled old weathered waste” kinda hits me in the squishy emotional bits, a little too close to home) He later finds resolution with Fizz, tries with Barb but gets rejected, and really needs to with Stolas. But he’s an unstable volcanic mess of emotions ready to pop. Have I mentioned yet that I’m REALLY EXCITED for Full Moon?

Poodle Bitch’s name is Vikki? Or was that someone else? Heck.

This terrible night is over, everyone is home safe and sound (well…safe), and that’s a wrap on my season 1 theory posts! Thanks for being patient! Might get one more post out tonight; we’ll see. Gonna take a break and see what happens. Until then: later!

[chaifootsteps]

tbh i keep thinking about the potential series finales of helluva/hazbin and like.. do you think theyll even GET endings? how bad do you think theyll be if we do get them?

I think if we even get that far, they're going to be disappointing conclusions to train wreck plots. Blitzo and Stolas will be together and the people Vivzie apparently pays to defend her will say you're homophobic for criticizing any of it, which Vivzie will furiously retweet.

[doublejango]

Blitz is extremely wary of alcoholics and drug addicts. The depth of trauma his dad caused him isn't something he can just get over with the snap of his fingers, but it did teach him to worry about those people, and to recognize problems when he sees them.

---[content about addiction and recovery under the cut]---

Blitz cares. He knows full-well that day drinking can be fine and many people can do it in moderation, but that for some, it absolutely isn't fine and isn't something they can control or moderate. For some people, the problem is insurmountable, and they need to get help. And yes, he's afraid of becoming addicted himself. He knows he could, all too easily. But his experience with an alcoholic father is a big part of why he was worried when he pointed out the way Stolas was drinking. He's doesn't want to lose him to alcohol.

Blitz had to fight to help get his sister to go to rehab for drug use, and did the same with Verosika, trying so damn hard to get her to ease up on the drinking, to get her to see that she needed help (and probably still does, at least in the show canon).

He regrets that he screwed Verosika over. I headcanon that he tried to get her to go to rehab and she wasn't interested, so he accepted that and tried to keep going with their relationship as long as he could... until he couldn't. Until she said she loved him, and he broke her heart and ended things in the absolute worst way he possibly could.

He couldn't let himself fall in love with an alcoholic. He wouldn't have survived it and he knows that--and Blitz wants to live.

With his sister, he paid for her rehab as long as he could, as much as he could and worked his ass off to make sure he had enough money to keep that going, to never have to ignore a bill from her facility. She hated him and didn't want anything from him, clearly, but he was her brother: taking care of her, as much as he could, felt like the least he could do, even if she hates him for it. She's alive. She's alive, and so it was worth it. It was all worth it.

Even if she blames him, he still cares. He still feels responsible for helping her. For making sure she is never abandoned.

Because that is one of the ways that addiction hurts the people in the addict's life: they feel responsible. They want to help and they can't. They love them deeply, but can't save them. And speaking as someone who has had painfully close experience with helping people get into rehab... the addict often never forgives them for it for a long, long time. Having an intervention is beautiful in theory, but often damages the relationship for years, until the person in recovery reaches a stage where they are ready to work on that. Where they understand that it wasn't them someone was rejecting, it was the drugs, the alcohol. The lies. The pain. The self-destruction.

Blitz knows this. So no matter how much Barbie Wire hates him now, he knows he can't really talk to her about their childhood yet. He can't have that relationship with her yet. He effectively does not have a sister, and never will, not until she chooses that role again. But, because he knows and understands, he will always be open to her coming back. He'll be happy about it when it happens--if if happens. He may not be able to verbalize his understanding, or be great about talking about his feelings in general, but that doesn't mean they aren't there.

Recovering addicts can sometimes be the most wonderful and inspirational people, but they can also be the most vindictive and cruel during recovery, especially if recovery wasn't their choice and they felt forced or shamed. It's a hard, ugly truth... and Blitz will still hold onto his love for them. He doesn't just stop loving someone, doesn't just stop caring, even if he seems like he does.

So, yes. He was worried about Stolas's drinking. And yes, he's worried about Verosika's. He can't be in a relationship with an alcoholic--for both their sakes. He knows he isn't a stable enough person, and at the same time, he can't bring himself to enable someone's addiction. Not if he loves them. Not if he has ever cared about them. It doesn't mean he doesn't understand the misery that can push someone to need to rely on substance abuse. It doesn't mean he doesn't get it. It means he wants better for them. He wants them to survive. He knows people hate when others have boundaries, addicts especially, and it can be fucking heartbreaking to enforce them... but he will, when it comes to substance abuse. It will break his heart, but he'll do it...

And he will never stop hoping for the people he loves to heal. To recover. To get better. Even if he is a shitty, broken person, he will hold onto hope for them, and try to help them get what help they'll accept.

[charsawdeath]

Watch "Robo Fizz VS Blitzo (Helluva Boss)" on YouTube

Yo wait wait WAIT

What if Blitzo had a ROBOFIZZ? I mean cause he says 'slutty toy clown had it coming' 'what a mouth' (They worked together yes, but) The back and forth seem.. REAL and if that damn thing is just a ROBOTIC FIZZAROLLI, wtf would it 'remember' about someone simple who left the circus, wasn't funny, that part of 'anybody LOVE YOU?' When he says flat out, 'people LOOOVE ME!'

WHY is the RoboFizz talking to him like someone REAL!? How 'life like' are these things and if they are an extension of the one and only Fizzarolli..

Each and everyone must HAAAATE Blitzo's guts, know ABOUT Blitzo, are hotwired to remember anything Fizzy-Pop HAD with Blitzo

-

I'm going off two cans of G-fuel and a long ass week of work this is ganna go EVERYWHERE- Please read my words like a psyched out hamster!

-

Okay..

If RoboFizz's are based off Fizzarolli-

Like BASSSSED!!!

And this one talks to Blitzo like it has 'memories' "Everyone LOVES me, does anybody LOVE YOU?"

"Still keeping the kids running away from you after telling your lazy jokes here~"

"Is that Blitzo my SENSOR'S spot up there?"

Are these fuckers enGRAVED with Fizzy-Pop's memories of Blitzo?

Can they all maybe SEE him like a hivemind?

-

Where do these gremlins come from (aside Big Ozzie's Factory)

(Big Ozzie's Factory btw?)

WHY ARE THEY ALL FIZZAROLLI!?

There are Fizzarolli circus Imps, sex robots, merch-

How fucking MUCH was Fizzarolli at doing his job as a performer to warrant this all?

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I'm so fucking sorry..

I feel drunk and high but sadly I'm neither...

I'm just getting all I have in my head out before it just oozes out of my brain

-

Why is he with Ozzie?

The REAL Fizzarolli?

And if these Robofizz's are replicating the real thing, he'd had to have been 'checked out'

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Fuck this I'm out.. Y'all sorry for this rambled jumbled bullshit..

I wanted to make a post before it left me and.. DAMN is this a train wreck!

[writteninsunshine]

Helluva Boss Fic Masterlist

ONE-SHOTS

All unconnected one-shots will go here. If they are connected to a series/chapter fic, they will be listed under it’s listing.

All I Ever Knew Was The Taste Of Your Lips Against Mine - M - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - He couldn't, or maybe wouldn't, accept that Fizzarolli had to leave.

An Old Man Filled With Regret - E - Cash Buckzo/Barbie Wire - Really, he didn't think he could handle anymore, but she wouldn't let well enough alone. - Started

Better On The Floor - E - Mammon/Asmodeus - Mammon was known for his roamin' hands and rushin' fingers. - Started

Bite The Arm That Feeds Me Real Food - E - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - Asmodeus was nothing if not a man of constant pleasure. - Not Started

But At Least I Keep Trying - M - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus -  In the light of morning, nighttime's darkness was a distant memory. - Needs Second Edit - @gimme-a-thrust Request #2

Butt Stuff, Piss Play, Bondage? - E - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - The show of the decade would happen on the balcony of Ozzie's brightly lit house. - Not Started

Conceal Don't Feel - M - Mammon/Asmodeus - That damn imp had gone and taken what was rightfully his, and it was all Paimon's fault. - Not Started

Crazy He Calls Me - E - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - This was never meant to happen and Fizzarolli knew that it was likely going to kill them both. - Started

Defining "Boyfriend" Clothes - M - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - Ozzie didn't even need clothes with Fizzarolli around. - Needs First Edit

Desidero Te Tangere - E - Mammon/Asmodeus - Mammon has never been one to let go of what was his, and Ozzie had always been his. - Not Started

Don't Touch What You Can't Afford - E - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - Being so flexible opened up so many new experiences for his and Ozzie's sex life. - Not Started

Don't You Worry Honey 'Cause I Can't Say 'No' - E - Cash Buckzo/Barbie Wire - In his defense, she started it.

Find Happiness In Misery - M - Blitzo/Stolas Goetia - "Whatever the Hell you think we are, we're not. And we're definitely not friends." - Not Started

The Gift That Keeps On Giving - T - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - In their defense, they were just giving back to the community. - Not Started

A Gift With No Receipt - M - Mammon/Asmodeus - If Ozzie didn't want to be caged, he shouldn't have slept with one. - Not Started

He Knows Just What It Takes To Make A Pro Blush - E - There was a reason Fizz was so important to him, and it had so much to do with his creativity.

He Wants To Be Me - E - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - There was something wrong with this RoboFizz, but Ozzie waas struggling to figure out what it was. - FicWip Dark & Cozy Promp Fill - Started

Hot Wheels - E - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - "It's about damn time I got to see how this feels." - Not Started - Part Two Of The Let's Get Kinky! Series

I Love A Guy That Can Make Me Laugh - E - Fizzarollii/Asmodeus - Maybe the shower really was a bad place for this. - Not Started

I Want You So Bad All My Bones Shake - E - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus -  It never occurred to him that this could even be a problem. - Needs Second Edit - Twitter Poll Fic #1

I'll Be There For You As The World Falls Down - M - Blitzo/Stolas Goetia - “You know,” Blitz began as he finally scooted up beside Stolas, eyes on the crowd around them, “The sluttiest thing a prince can do is host a masquerade. Kudos to you on proving me right.” - Needs First Edit

I’m Beggin’, Beggin’ You - M - Blitzo/Stolas Goetia -  His whole life had been a mess, but Blitzo had crashed in and made it a damned train wreck. - FicWip Drabble Challenge Fill

It's Never A Dream - T - One-Sided Blitzo/Fizzarolli, Blitzo & Fizzarolli, Blitzo & Loona - Blitzo never stood a chance whenever he had dreams about his past.

It's Okay, It's Alright - T - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - Ozzie wasn't about to leave him high and dry. - Not Started

Just A Sucker For Pain - M - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - "You know, Robustus," Asmodeus purred, his eyes cut into thin, jovial lines, "This hurts me more than it will ever hurt you." - Not Started

Lacy Curtains On My Window Flutter In The Wind - E - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - It was a beautiful moment, especially with Fizzarolli's moans peppering the sound of rain outside with his pleasure. - Started

Let The Rhythm Set You Free - M - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - When you didn't look like yourself, the possibilities were endless. - Not Started - Part Two of the Who's That Sexy Thing I See Over There? Series.

Loop-De-Loop - M - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - How was he supposed to keep his hands to himself? - Not Started

Long Brooding Over Those Lost Pleasures Exaggerates Their Charm And Sweetness - T - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus -  What in the seven layers was he doing?

More Than A Little Carried Away - E - Blitzo/Stolas - Stolas had never had someone that wanted to care for him before, and he'd always dreamed of some big, grand whirlwind romance with his first love. - Not Started

The Most Lustful Time Of The Year - E - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - Every year, Fizzarolli looked forward to the day he was purchased. - Not Started

Party Tricks - E - Mammon/Asmodeus - Asmodeus and dirty tricks went hand-in-hand. - Not Started

Perks of Being The Boss - E - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - They were already running late, but Ozzie was the damned boss, everyone else could wait. - Not Started

Pirate Kink - M - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus -  "You're fucking kidding me-- It does fucking not say that!" - Started - Part Five Of The Let’s Get Kinky! Series

The Pretty Thing In My Grasp - E - Mammon/Asmodeus - The draw to that imp was so impossibly strong even Mammon himself couldn't understand it. That didn't mean he wasn't going to stake a claim, however. - Not Started - Part Two of the Who's That Sexy Thing I See Over There? Series.

Ribbed For Your Pleasure - E - Sometimes, being horny came with a price. - Companion To I Have Such Sights To Show You and You Are The One And There Are No Regrets At All - Not Started

Seven Kinds Of Naughty - E - Asmodeus didn't care much where or when they got going, just that they did it when the urge struck. - Started

The Smell Of Flowers Was So Thick And Sickly Sweet I Felt Like I Might Choke To Death - M - Cash Buckzo/Barbie Wire - Cash had turned the world upside down to find who had made his daughter so damn sick. The answer was always in the last place you looked. - Started

The Stars Are Aligned - M - Blitzo/Stolas Goetia - Blitz didn't know what to think when Stolas invited him personally to his home without a single innuendo or  threateningly sexual language, but he hadn't expected this. - Not Started

Sweetheart, I’m The Boss - E - He had been on the edge of his seat for weeks now. Ozzie would get the atonement he deserved. - Started - @gimme-a-thrust​ Fic Request #1

Sweet Beak - K - Stolas Goetia & Octavia Goetia - "Do you really need all that sugar, Via?" He should have kept his beak shut. - Not Started

Ten Out Of Ten - M - Mammon/Asmodeus - When you didn't see the problem, didn't know what to do about it, and couldn't find it in your heart to do good by someone else, apparently that lead to surprises everyone around you could have seen coming. - Not Started

There Are Two Types Of Demons Out There - M - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - There had to be one thing that Ozzie wasn't into, right?

They Like It Big, They Like It Loud - Asmodeus-Centric, Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - Ozzie had always been one for showmanship, and Fizzarolli was an entertainer at heart. - Not Started

Tie Me Up - E - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - Ozzie loved the shapes he could bend and tie Olli up into, and he had every intention of making the best of his new sailor's knot manual. - Not Started

We’ve All Been Dead For Years - T - Mammon/Asmodeus -  Did he really expect that to work?

Wedding Bells Just Made Me Wanna Die (You Really Screwed My Head Up Upside Down) - M - Asmodeus never thought he would want to claim someone so badly, but mating his little pretzel was something he needed so deeply it hurt. - Not Started

You Are The One And There Is No Regret At All - M - Despite everything, Ozzie found himself particularly unsurprised when Olli confirmed that, yes, blood was still gross.

You Say You Are Totally Complete When You’re Laying Next To Me - M - Fizzarolli/Asmodeus - Darkness couldn't touch them as long as they were with one another.

CHAPTER FICS

All chapter fics will be listed here. If they have connecting one-shots, then they will go underneath it’s listing. One-shot collections will go here, as well.

30 Days Of Fizzarozzie 2022

30 Days Of Fizzarozzie 2022 is a collection of one-shots for the twitter event. I made a masterlist for them so that I could log my progress.

30 Days Of Fizzarozzie Fic Masterlist

I Have Such Sights To Show You

I Have Such Sights To Show You is a heavily headcanon based, Omegaverse ‘how they got together’ fic for Fizzarolli/Asmodeus. This was started before season 2 was fully released, and is heavily canon divergent.

Summary: Sometimes companionship came from unlikely places.

I Have Such Sights To Show You Chapter Masterlist

I Want To Be Your Toy

I Want To Be Your Toy is a Striker/Stolas, Blitzo/Stolas, Eventual Striker/Blitzo/Stolas fic in which Stolas decides he doesn’t want to die alone, and has more or less given up. This was started before season 2 was released, and may be canon divergent.

Summary: He knew he deserved it, but he didn't want to go out alone.

I Want To Be Your Toy Chapter Masterlist

Let The Games Begin

Let The Games Begin is an Omegaverse PWP collection with Fizzarolli and Asmodeus playing various sex games.

Summary: Ozzie sure knew how to show an Imp a good time.

Let The Games Begin Chapter Masterlist

Lonely Machines

Lonely Machines is an Omegaverse AU, and yet another AU for Fizzarolli/Ozzie to meet. Nicknamed the “Washed Up AU.”

Summary: When one door closes, another opens.

Lonely Machines Chapter Masterlist

'No’ Means ‘No’

'No’ Means ‘No’ is an Omegaverse AU in which Fizzarolli has to deal with a violent stalker. It was my entry for the first FicWip Summer Retreat 60 Minute Fic Challenge. Each chapter will be written in an hour, and then edited.

Summary: If that succubitch didn't leave Fizzarolli alone, she was going to have a rather angry king of Hell to deal with.

'No’ Means ‘No’ Chapter Masterlist

Underneath The Palm Trees

Underneath The Palm Trees is an Omegaverse AU to my usual hc for how Fizzarolli and Ozzie met/fell in love. Nicknamed the “Spring Break Fic.”

Summary: Making a deal with a King of Hell was probably a stupid idea, even for an Imp, but it was even stupider for Ozzie to be considering it.

Underneath The Palm Trees Chapter Masterlist

You Make Me Com-Com-Complete

You Make Me Com-Com-Complete is an Omegaverse AU to my usual hc for how Fizzarolli and Ozzie met/fell in love. Nicknamed the “Sinner!Fizzarolli Fic.”

Summary: Fizzarolli didn't know what he'd done to deserve this, but maybe it wasn't going to be so bad being stuck in Hell.

You Make Me Com-Com-Complete Chapter Masterlist

[the-cpu-system]

okay so I rewrote all of fergalicious/karkalicious and I just want you guys to appreciate this because I did it for you.

[Intro]

Four, three, two, fuck you

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic

Loona's beats are best suited to demons hooked on phonics!

[Verse 1]

Moxxielicious: definition, makes Blitzo loco

He wants to know the secrets that he can't taste in my photo

Dyin' just to know the flavor

I ain't doin' him no favors

No reasons why I tease

His flush just comes and goes like seasons

(Four, three, two, Fuck you)

[Chorus]

I'm moxxielicious (so delicious)

No, I don't do any killing

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

That puts them boys on a rock

Demons be lining down the block just to watch what I got

So delicious (its hot,hot)

Its so delicious (I put them horny fucks on a block)

So delicious (even Stolas wants a piece of me)

I'm Moxxielicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

[Interlude]

Moxxielicious def-

Moxxielicious def-

Goddammit, Millie stop fucking around with my mic-

[Verse 2]

Moxxielicious definition makes the shippers crazy

Blitzo's always squealin', cutesy pet names like Moxbaby

I'm the m to the o, x, x, the i, the e

And the majority of killings had better include me

[Chorus]

I'm moxxielicious (so delicious)

My body stays vicious

All the highdemons feelin' nervous 'cuz I'm doing some fitness

Millie's my witness (whistle)

Bet that ship curls Bitzy's tail

And he'll be needing all the towels 'cuz I'mma make him bleed pails

So delicious (super sweet)

So delicious (I put them horny fucks on a block)

So delicious (even Stolas wants a piece of me)

I'm Moxxielicious (now you sinsuckers hold the fuck up, check it out)

[Bridge]

Baby, baby, baby

If you really want me

Honey get some patience

Maybe then you'll get a taste

I'll be tasty, tasty

I'll be laced with lacy

It's so tasty, tasty

It'll make you crazy

T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty

D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the--

I'll just spell it out for you

All the time I turn around demons gather round always lookin' at me, wanna find out how I died

I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up any drama, little fucker I just don't want you to know

And I guess I'm coming off as just a little insecure although I keep on repeating how the secret's fucking awesome

But I'm tryin' to tell, it's a secret that I just don't wanna tell

[Chorus]

Blitzo says I smell...

I'm moxxielicious (so delicious)

No, I don't do any killing

And if you read any fanfics

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mwah!)

That puts them boys on a rock

Demons be lining down the block for a chance at what I got

My body stays vicious

Stolas been feeling nervous 'cuz I got down to business

Blitzy's my witness (meow~!)

I'll even let her first ship sail

Just watch that demon be the first at what I got

[Extended Chorus]

So delicious (alastor, see)

So delicious (you can trust me)

So delicious (I'll help you be)

I'm moxxielicious, l-l-like candy, candy

It's so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

So delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)

I'm moxxielicious, (she says my love is like candy, candy)

[Outro]

T to the a, to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y - fuckin' tasty

D to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s

T to the a, to the s t e y - fuckin' tasty. T to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the

To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s

To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s

To the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the...now, wait just a motherfuckin' second

[Outro Interlude]

Do I seriously have to spell this shit until the end of the fucking song?

I mean, whoever fucking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck I guess

Because t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty. Was this fergie douchemuffin illiterate or something?

What do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? What the fuck even is Will Smith doing?

He doesn't throw down sick fires anymore!?

Fuck this shit, I quit!

[doublejango]

There are a lot of things that Blitz finds attractive about Stolas, but the thing he likes the most is Stolas's voice. When he lets his guard down, or when a day has been too long, and he hears that voice? It's so soothing, nothing compares for him. If Stolas ever sings to him? Blitz will break. Absolutely break.

[doublejango]

Something I love about Blitz and Millie--

When Millie was fighting to get Moxxie back so he didn't have to marry Chaz, Blitz stayed out of her way, but was always watching. He joined the fight what, once and a half? When she was momentarily knocked down, he stepped in just to provide a distraction long enough for her to get back on her feet and continue absolutely destroying Crimson's idiots. When she was ready to take the car, he was there and kicked the door shut for her. They're good at knowing where the other is on the battlefield and they respect each other's skills.

I love that. I love it so much, love that Blitz might be an idiot, but he knows how incredibly badass Millie is. He knows that in general, Millie doesn't need anyone's help when she's in the mood to fight. Millie sure as fuck doesn't need anyone to hold her hand.

That woman is a powerhouse. Dainty, feminine, dangerous, capable, kind, and ruthless. Blitz respects the shit out of her. He doesn't put her on a pedestal, doesn't think she can do it all on her own, he's ready to help however he can whenever she needs it, but he knows that Millie's limits are so damned far above most people's, and honestly, Blitz loves that about her.

Any time there's a scene where the I.M.P crew are fighting together, just flawlessly having each other's backs, staying back when needed, counting each other's bullets, working seamlessly together, I love it so damn much, because that shit is hard. It's hard to fight together. It really does take time, it takes training together, it takes practice, it takes trust. And so every time any of them show what they can do together, how they can support each other and be so much stronger together? It just gives me so much joy.

Okay, I'll hush. I just. Yessss. I love them, Your Honor.

[doublejango]

Any tips regarding cloacas? Given your experience in the matter?

Biltz blinked and actually looked up from his notebook, where he had been scribbling down the next chapter of his epic Goetian Royalty fanfic, As the Egg Turns.

"Wh... oh. Uh. I mean. Basically you just, you know. Treat them like any other genitals. First off, just ask how the person with the cloaca wants to be touched? If you're lucky, they'll know and feel comfortable and confident enough to tell you, and then you got it fuckin' made, all you need to do is be a good listener and follow directions.

"But obviously, not everyone is up for talking about what they want done in bed. Some people are fuckin' shy, or inexperienced, and there's nothing wrong with that. You just go slow and like, experiment. I mostly use my tail and my lips, unless I got my glove with me--it's a uh, custom-made silicone glove to fit this." He flexed his overly muscular hand and forearm. "Got some good claw-covers inside it, so I won't scratch them up, and it feels like skin on the outside. But if I don't have that, I don't use my claws, cause the uh, skin? Can be kind of delicate. And even if St--if uh, cloaca havers, don't get hurt easy? You never wanna assume it's okay to hurt someone in bed, or that they're tough enough to not get cut up by your claws.

"If you're not sure what to do with the person you're fucking, ask them. Experiment. And if neither of you know what to do? Remind yourself, people have been doing this shit since the dawn of time. Or, I guess, if angels are horny, probably before that? Don't sweat it. Go slow. Watch your partner for their reactions. And respect whatever feedback they like, give you, you know?

"Anyway, listen fuckface, I got a hot steamy Goetian orgy to get back to and people getting all up on my case for not updating this fic enough. Get outta my office!"

[doublejango]

Blitz kept the piece of the chandelier. He stole it back out of the bag of loot, hid it away, and has had it ever since. He took it out and thought about that day all the time, even if he couldn't admit to himself that it meant something.

Or everything.

He still has it now, after Apology Tour.

For the first time, looking at it hurts.