#blitz KNEW it

[a-little-ray-of-fantasy]

"Blitzø... I think so very highly of you..."

"I didn't realize you think so low of me..."

[mr-malumm]

GOOD MORNING HAPPY CRINGETOBER WOOOOOOOOO

Day 1: screenshot redraw 😎0️⃣1️⃣✨0️⃣2️⃣

[phddyke]

Why yes, I AM using these to further the Stolitz agenda.

[awkwardandeccentric]

We need to talk about how Stolas doesn’t have a single jealous bone in his body.

My birb husband went to a party with 100+ people who all have had sex with Blitz. The only negative emotions he feels are annoyance at having been invited at all and uncomfortable because he’s such a wallflower. But he doesn’t have any feeling of possessiveness towards Blitz. Blitz is his own person, they were never exclusive, and Stolas has figured out a long time ago that Blitz likes being a huge slut. He even has fun because he doesn’t view any of them as competition or like they took something that belongs to him.

But Blitz will growl and bark like a dog at the IDEA that ANYONE would be sexually attracted to birb husband. ‘No! Bird brain is mine! MINE!’

It’s such an interesting detail because Stolas has contradictory levels of maturity. He’s simultaneously emotionally stunted and a wise soul. But he is mature enough to know you can’t own another person and jealousy is beneath him. Despite all Blitz’s proclamations, Stolas never viewed him as an object. But Blitz views Stolas as his. He was ready to start knawing at Better Than Blitzø guy’s leg for kissing his birb. Jealousy is inherently objectifying. ‘You’re trying to take this thing that belongs to me.’

So…more projection, maybe?

Stolas is also mature enough to know he doesn’t love Blitz. He’s always said he ‘cares deeply’ for Blitz. Because that awful night at Ozzie’s reminded him that he doesn’t actually know this guy all that well. He wants to know this guy…but he doesn’t. Blitz is the one who brings up love. Blitz is the one who is surprised when Stolas is a talented singer. Blitz is the one who didn’t know that Stolas can drink most people under the table.

Idk. Just something noteworthy to me. Another example of reversed expectations. The rich, privileged kid never getting weird about Blitz having 100+ sexual partners (and those are only the people who showed up) and Blitz, the poor scrappy one frothing at the mouth when someone touches his birb.

[impsandstars]

[birdy-babe]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lureithleon]

[goodmorningbluejay]

HELP MEEEEEEE I'M DYING

THEY'RE IN THE CHANDELIER ROOM, THEY'RE IN THE FUCKING CHANDELIER ROOM

[mintaikk]

Blitzø drew art of him dating Millie and Moxxie 😭

[mostly-void-partially-song]

i really think we’re brushing over the “blitz didn’t warn stolas that stella put out a hit on him” a bit quickly.

on the other hand, uh….

she did kind of put out the second attempt that put him in the hospital at the whole ass breakfast table. she did do that.

[demisexual-in-distress]

APOLOGY TOUR SPOILERS!!

parallels.

I'm so sorry.

[shitpost-faerie]

Helluva human versions as I'd like to see them..pt.1?

[cloudysarts]

this piece of merch would be really super cute if it wasnt for the Implications. so i redrew it with my redesigns from an au where stolas and blitz are actually good for each other

i don't support vivzie//pop or her shows. reference image under the cut

[solasyoulittleshit]

rereading Dead Pasts and Dread Futures by youworeblue before Veilguard and I just lol'd at this line

Ixchel Lavellan is being very prescient here lol

Meanwhile in DA:TV --

Great fic by a great author, if you're a newer fan or one of the few who haven't read it I linked it above!!!

[applecherry108]

I keep forgetting to make this post, but something I don’t see anyone bringing up is how many succubi are at the anti-blitzo party. Do you ever think that maybe the reason so many people have been hurt by him despite it being a bunch of one-night stands is because he also stole from them? Like you wake up after some good sex only to find the guy is gone and so is your most precious possession? The one that would get you into massive shit if your boss found out you lost it but you need to do your job so you HAVE to admit you were careless enough with it that some rando stole it?

I’m saying Blitz stole their asmodean crystals. I’m saying there’s a large number of succubi at the party bc Blitz targeted them in order to steal their crystals, and that’s a large part of why they hate him so much.

[randommmthoughts]

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Blitzø

Meets

Venom horse