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Love the thought of Mike (scooped) causing distortions to the technology around him bc of the remnant in him. Reason number one why no one can get a good photo bc they’ll all, no matter what, turn out blurry. Also why the monitors are so fuzzy & glitch so much. He always used to think Freddy’s security equipment was shit (which it still pretty much is) only come to find out it’s mainly just him having the majority of the problems which is when he finally puts two and two together.
I like to think it’s worse the newer technology hence why the man still has a flip phone in 2023 bc at least it lets him still hear whoever he’s talking to on the other end unlike the new phones which will just glitch & glitch and basically become a useless brick. Automatic doors are the worst bc they will just sit and open and close leaving him having to time it just right it he wants to get through. And least to say, he’s miscalculated a few times. Jeremy just assumes Mike hates all new technology bc of the way the man avoids it like it’s the plague but really it’s bc it will, without fault, always manage to malfunction on him in some way.
#sort of like how ghosts can mess with the technology around them#Mike does that too#just not on purpose#blenders are the worst#they don’t talk about the blender incident#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#my hcs
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How it feels trying to explain why Armand is my favorite without sounding insane:
#he’s just really into blenders and being the worst creature on earth#but in a hot way#IWTV#interview with the vampire#Armand#assad zaman#armand iwtv#armand de romanus#armand the vampire
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*by live theatre i mean plays, musicals, operas, ballets, concert versions of musicals, staged readings, & things of that nature. EDIT: YES this includes amateur, local, kids, high school, & community theatre. almost every show i've seen has been local
if you want, list the names of the shows you've seen in the tags!
#(if you saw this before no you didnt. i wanted to add more options)#anyways! very curious about how much live theatre people on here see.#personally i've 22 shows? those being: sleeping beauty (ballet). mary poppins. the lion king. the sound of music. once on this island.#little shop of horrors. mamma mia! chess. annie. music man jr. jesus christ superstar. joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat.#something rotten! sam's room. the blender. bad auditions by bad actors. the 10 worst breakups of all time. drugs are bad. fairy tale court.#peter and the starcatcher. a christmas carol. & robin hood! all of those have been local/community except lion king ^_^#(yes i also redid this because i forgot about robin hood & sleeping beauty...)#musings
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the Klavier-Edgeworth parallels of I Don't Care How You Feel, the Truth Is the Only Thing That Matters™ are very interesting, but the Klavier-Phoenix parallels of nothing bad has ever affected me in my life idk what you're talking about that didn't mean anything I'm not talking about it I'm not thinking about it I'm not acknowledging it they may not be dead but they're dead to me and that's how I like it I'm never looking at them again because they're dead they're gone they're a ghost and this is a perfectly healthy way to live look at me I'm thriving I'm thriving I'm thriving are also very interesting, do you get what I'm saying.
#i dont think this is what people meant by have you ever thought of making a narumitsu fanchild#(<- nobody has asked me that i just thought it was funny)#addendum to the klavier post because i somehow didnt make the connection then. starting to think all the aa4 characters are several old#characters stuck in a blender and poured into a shiny new cup.#klavier gavin#phoenix wright#klavier's definitely better at the never looking at it again thing & i think that's due to his edgeworth iciness like i said originally#phoenix has too much heart and i think he's sort of in recovery from that type of behaviour (it's a work in progress)#anyway they should have faced off against each other again. dual destinies did many things poorly but having them appear in the same case#and interacting with zero tension was probably one of the things it did worst.#also awful that im still thinking about him. he's gotten in my head.
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has any body seen my tam bou rine
#the worst witch#anything can happen on halloween#tim curry#halloween#halloween vibes#low poly#lowpoly#flickering gif#2 intimidated to do a more accurate animation#blink was drawn in post#why is face change so hard in blender 😭
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In case someone out there has never encountered a goose, and is wondering if they really are that terrible, well…
…Yes. Yes they are.
#my kid took these by the way#wasn’t even fazed#which I mean kudos there because I would have been traumatized for life#just looking at it afterwards was sufficient nightmare fuel#as I was proudly shown this#just smiling and nodding and wondering wtf#sometimes you forget all your past encounters with geese and then this gets shoved in your face#you’re welcome#I did see some hyenas in a zoo catch a goose once though#they were excited little puppies for the next ten minutes as they tore that thing apart#honestly it was kind of cute in a bloody gory morbid way#time to go reread some soulmate goose of enforcement fics#those things are hilarious when you have this kind of image running through your mind the entire time#geese tw#not batfam or dc related#yet#it could be if we try hard and believe in ourselves#wouldn’t be the worst thing to get thrown into the blender that is dc fanon#I’m sure we can get some geese to fit#Damian’s got room in his heart and backyard surely
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sometimes it’s hard knowing how much of my core community is on twitter because you don’t know how badly i want to stop using the platform as every day i open it there’s more shit that just breaks my heart
#i open the app and immediately see an argument on whether trans rights are deserved or not#and it just makes me want to put my head into a blender#i hate this app#i hate it so very much#and i know you will get that anywhere#but twitter is the worst place for hate right now against normal human rights#something shifted and it’s just became a beacon of terrible things#it breaks my heart#aimsey rambles
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chains of love got a hold on me..
#tigerghost#WHEN PASSIONS A PRISON YOU CANT BREAK FREE WHOOOOOOOOOAH YOURE A LOADED GUN#me n mels talking about how much extracurricular fun the guys could have in their hero forms#danny phantom. who can like. get chopped up in a blender and come out ok#and el 'chainhands' tigre. just saying. lots of opportunities to throw each other around for fun.#also love leaning into them both being ghosts. like yes! dannys not all alone in the human world anymore!#manny doesnt have the same fraught relationship with the ghost zone. it's a weird cool place he sometimes sees once a year#danny takes him there and he thinks its SO cool!!! kind of nice for danny. like yeah. i guess it is kind of baller.#when its decontextualized from some of the worst things thatve ever happened to you#anyways im just yappin dont pay any mind
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would it be ok to request a fmn x reader type thing that goes into realizing he’s actually fallen for said reader ? (They can either be human or arcanist whichever interests u more!!),asking cause I saw that post u brought up and now im really curious is all I know your Getting a lot of asks for fmn so I apologize ehhf
;R1999 FORGET ME NOT - "fallen"
Forget Me Not x Reader. 600~ words. angst
all good, nonnie! I don't mind if someone decides to send 10 asks in a row with prompts for the same character lmfao, more power to you lolol
you didn't specify if you wanted headcanons or a fic, so I ended up writing a lil ficlet of the EXACT moment Forget Me Not realizes, which also doubles as the moment he confesses because this man is. a mess.
I also wanted to recapture the vibe from this other FMN fic tofocus on that FMN POV and how hes just. so fucking delusional and how none of the shit he thinks matches the things he does. his body and mind live entirely different realities and i think thats awesome of him
Forget Me Not realizes he's fallen for you the moment he's about to lose you.
Your fist collides against his chest in a weak attempt to push him away - even now, you don't hurt him as much as you should've. In this situation, you have every right to tear him to shreds. To rip him out of your life and throw him far, far away, left to rot.
But you could never do that to him. And that's what hurts him the most.
Because he's done so much worse to you.
This is the last argument you two will ever have, this is the one time he went too far - he's sure of it. Forget Me Not knows this, he's been preparing for this outcome for so long, he knows exactly how it will happen.
At some point, you're going to walk out of that door and never come back. This current expression of yours, the one that makes the knot in his throat tighten and tighten until he wishes he could swallow his own tongue and die on the spot, is the last image he will have of your face. Forget Me Not will think of you each and every night, every single hour of the day, until his memories of you become a poor, deluded simulacrum of what you two could've had or until he drinks himself into oblivion.
He will resent you for leaving and he will hate himself tenfold for allowing this to happen. He will be glad that you're gone, off to greener pastures, and then beg to any God out there for you to come back to him. All of this while he carries on about his day, unyielding and unmoving in his grief. An esteemed member of Manus Vindictae.
This is the day all of his paranoia is justified, but the one thing that throws him off is the suddenness of it all - Forget Me Not, despite constantly dreaming about the day you finally leave him, never expected this to happen so soon. Not on the day his heart finally allows him to admit he's fond of you.
The irony isn't lost on him, he finds it quite hilarious, truth be told.
You yell something he cannot register at him, your open palm pushing him further and further away. Limp and weak, Forget Me Not allows this, his back now resting against the window of his office. Through foggy glasses, he keeps his gaze on the floor hoping that you'll finally run out of things to say - but then, your face comes into view.
It's hard to see you in such a dazed state, and yet Forget Me Not recognizes this mess of blurry colors and shapes as the former love of his life. The sunlight coming from outside surrounds you in an angelical glow, you remain holy even when your fingers dig into his shoulders.
It doesn't hurt, though. He wishes it did. Forget Me Not does not deserve your love, but he will gladly accept your anger and hatred. Why is it so difficult for you to give him that? Why is it so hard for him to let go of you?
"Do you really have nothing to say?! Nothing at all? After all of that?"
Forget Me Not doesn't reply. He can't even remember the words that came out of his mouth to make you react like this. He's forgotten how to talk and just the thought of missing his lines is enough to humiliate him - you play your role so well, and here he is, fumbling the part. To match the crying saint in front of him, Forget Me Not needs to deliver the best performance of his life, a monster worthy of your divinity.
The Snake of The Walden stands tall and proud, looming over you (Forget Me Not stumbles and falls to his knees, unable to steady himself).
It coils itself around your hand, cold scales scratching against your skin (with shaking hands, he clings onto anything he can reach - your hands, your clothes)
Piercing eyes stare down at you, mocking and condescending in their superiority (everything is so blurry, so wet. why is he crying?)
Finally, the Snake speaks. The words that spill from its mouth are vile, rattling the foundation of the earth.
"I'm sorry, I love you."
#reverse 1999#reverse: 1999#r1999#reverse 1999 x reader#reverse 1999 forget me not#forget me not#i love putting FMN thru the blender. hes the universe's punching bag#every other character gets a nice 'oh im in love' moment but FMN gets. the worst day of his fucking LIFE#if you saw me post this ficlet with the placeholder title. NO YOU DIDNT
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Just saw the "He's Coming" clip from the next episode. I feel sick.
You know a show is good if you already know the ending, but you're still distraught about how it'll get there.
#this is going to be like the trial in The Stranger by Camus#it's going to take elements from the worst of twentieth century history isn't it?#I knew they chose this time period for a reason#the entire trauma of the 1940s spun around in a blender and vomited back up with vampires#interview with the vampire#iwtv s2#iwtv
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i love astarion but its in the exact same way jerma’s community treats jerma
i need to put this man in a jar and shake him around violently
this is how i view astarion
#bg3#astarion#text post#jerma985#im tired#its 5am here#something about that stupid twink vampire brings out the worst in me#i need to put him in a blender and say see you in hell you stupid fruit#i need to soak him in milk and slam him against a wall making a loud thud
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I have a normal and healthy amount of drawing software
#I really don't know how to use gimp or krita they just kind of exist on my computer#same with blender#rain world#rain world art#rw monk#rw survivor#rw five pebbles#rw no significant harassment#rw sliver of straw#rw looks to the moon#rw seven red suns#sliver.creations#i think out of all of these gimp was the worst to work with#with blender in second and paint in third#clip studio was the best and krita was probably second to that#it was fun but csp is easier to use imo
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ARG ANOTHER SPAM POST IM SORRY
I have so much random stuff and i keep starting wips
Hrhdhd
I'm gonna theow chess against a waalll
#CHESS IS SO DUMB HES THE WORST I HATE HIM#throwing him and johnny in a blender#i like melina and ms eclipse so they're fine#oc#original character#puppet oc#welcome home oc#puppets#sunnyside hollow
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Got home late last night after driving 7 hours. Woke up at 6:30am to work at a new, stressful position at my job I don't wanna be in from 7:30am-1:30pm, made a presentation with my class partner from 2:30pm-5:20pm, finally went to class from 5:30pm-8:10pm, and now it's somehow already time for me to go to bed and basically do it all over again tomorrow
#the worst thing#is i signed up and was brought on to be food prep which i'm comfortable with!#but one of the baristas is going on vacation for 2 weeks so they decided i had to fill that position#and this is stressing me out more than anything how am i supposed to do grad school full time and also learn how to be a barista#especially when i dont wanna#and it's stressful and there's so much to learn#we got slammed today and i forgot to put the lid on the blender#i can feel my gpa dropping in my bones#somehow i thought i was going to read and work on my gifset at the end of this day#text#also my eyes looked like this during my presentation
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Month 11, day 8
So hey hahaha anyone remember this tutorial project I was doing 5ever ago? The one with all those objects I was modeling over and over and over again to get modeling practice and all that?
Finally decided to take it back up again :)
I skipped the whole modeling part since I did get my practice in with that part of the tutorial and went straight to the UV unwrapping lessons (which I already knew how to do lol) and now we're on texturing (which I... mostly know how to do. I mean I've made all those procedural textures but this is mostly using images to texture the objects which is a whole different beast so I'm learning a lot but also skipping parts I already know)
But yeah! Yay, learning things and practice on the things I already know! :D
#the great artscapade of 2024#art#my art#blender#blender render#blender 3d#cycles render#cg fast track#I think the worst part is that because the current version of Blender doesn't play nice with AMD graphics cards I can't use EEVEE#and the tutorials are all in EEVEE#*le sigh* I really want to get that new mac mini that Apple just announced bc it should be able to handle Blender no sweat#but alas#money )':
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this is the most unrealistic thing in idv when has the first chapter ever been easy writing exposition is literally the worst thing about writing
#rambling#idv#identity v#idv orpheus#idv novelist#THIS IS A JOKE#THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE#idk how other writers feel about writing exposition#but holy shit it is the fucking WORST for me#so many of my stories have grinded to a halt before they've even started#bc i'd rather put my hand in a blender than write exposition
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