#bleeped out

[demon-fucking-therapist]

I think if you want to drive them crazy, you have to overstimulate Barbatos and deny Diavolo.

Barbatos has far too much patience for denial to really hit him - you’ll get a reaction for sure, but he knows he’ll get what he wants eventually, and the anticipation is simply part of the thrill. Overstimulation, though? Making his thighs shake and breath heave and eyes tear up from constant pleasure? He’s so used to giving, being on the receiving end breaks him down real fast.

Meanwhile Diavolo is spoiled by his own admission. Everything he’s ever wanted has been provided for him almost before he could want it (aside from maybe genuine emotional connection). Diavolo is a glutton for attention and the stamina of a Demon Prince makes really overstimulating him hard. But hearing “no” over and over? Maybe even wearing a little something that stops him from even getting properly hard? Give it an hour before he’s “subtly” humping the furniture.

[umblrspectrum]

i got lazy in the second panel

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: What the *Bleep*

So obviously characters didn’t swear in Danny Phantom because it was a kid’s show, but they used plenty of stand ins, such as Mr. Lancer’s book title swearing

What if people from Amity are physically incapable of swearing?

That’s why they use all these stand in phrases instead of saying fuck because they literally can’t. They are literally censored whenever they try swearing 

Now imagine, Danny and Jazz have moved to Gotham while Jazz is working on her degree. Danny get’s a job as a barista to help with the bills while taking online classes. It’s not uncommon for Jazz to come in and study at a table when it’s not busy and stick around to walk home with Danny after his shift.

Then a certain customer starts coming in regularly and starts a sort of friendship with Danny. This customer is one of the older two Batboys, Dick or Jason, and Danny was cool with them before they started showing romantic interest in Jazz. Then it’s just that scene from the Scott Pilgrim Vs the World movie

[charmac]

Glenn confirmed on the “Take Your Shoes Off with Rick Glassman” podcast that The Always Sunny Podcast is done and they got rid of the podcast studio :/

[quanblovk]

More aggie doodles with @gethoce (BUTTERFLY EDITION!!)

[yangjeongin]

SEUNGMIN BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN— DAY 7 ☆ ORANGE + YELLOW

[piglinmyfeet]

Joel's "no"s have been getting sadder every time he dies in the life series

Next time he deserves a full chested "Fuck" I think he could really use it

[generalluxun]

Imagine if Miraculous had had the guts to give Zoé a New York accent. Imagine all the impactful characterization you could have gotten. Instantly noticable fish out of water.

Have her shift to a 'proper' formal tone around her family, but relax into her accent again around her friends. Instantly conveying her chameleon nature and how it is forced upon her.

It would have set her up as a great counterpoint to Lila, who does it for personal gain.

And even after her intro it gives her that little bit of herself. She's a foreigner to this country and all that entails. Instead she just blends in like a native basically instantly erasing her entire backstory and identity.

[omegalerc]

the we fuck nasty every night energy that is radiating off this pic is beyond abysmal.

[demon-fucking-therapist]

Obey Me Boys and Sex Toys

Mammon

Gets scammed by all the ridiculous, over-the-top ads for stupidly expensive sex toys.

Half of them give out after like 20 minutes and never work again.

Some are very good though!

Unfortunately Mammon keeps forgetting to charge them, so they’re not all that useful when he’s feeling horny…

He’ll basically buy and try anything.

Has a draw for them but honestly most likely to leave one lying out in the open.

Levi

He’s discerning.

He has a decent selection but prioritises theme and quality over quantity.

Tends towards the more esoteric designs - tentacles, knots, all sorts of ridges and colours.

Has them hidden in a drawer with all his dirtier manga.

Levi would have a wider selection if he felt more confident in trying out new things.

Is meticulous about cleaning and charging them. He is always ready.

Beel

Has like, one fleshlight and one dildo.

Good about cleaning them. Neither of them need to be charged.

It’s not that he lacks any interest exactly, more that he uses them when horny and doesn’t think about sex toys when he’s not.

He would be willing to try different stuff! He just needs a bit of extra motivation.

Asmo

You know those inserts makeup influencers have for their drawers? Imagine that but for sex toys.

He has them organised. Size, function, colour, personal preference, he’s got it all covered. Also keeps them all clean.

He’s not exactly hiding them. Open up any of the drawers in Asmo’s room and it’s 50/50 whether you get accessories or vibrators.

Can give detailed reviews on each of them.

Experiments a lot and tries out different combinations.

Satan

A handful of favourites he knows he’ll use.

Satan doesn’t spend frivolously on these things, so they’re all highly rated from reliable companies.

He stores them well, but in the chaos of his room, he sometimes needs to search for what he wants.

He also has a gag, to make sure he can stay quiet during longer sessions - sometimes, he likes to plan a nice evening for himself.

Only adds to his collection if he feels something is missing. Very good with the upkeep of his toys.

Belphie

Literally anything that doesn’t require him to move.

Would get a fucking machine if he could get the energy to set it up.

As is, he has quite a few vibrators or vibrating fleshlights.

Belphie is decent about cleaning, but his laziness means storage is hit and miss. Especially since most of his toys require charging, sometimes he’ll forget to charge or forget to put them back in the box.

Most likely to use one for an extended period of time, if only because he fell asleep while using it.

Lucifer

Has them stored in a pocket dimension that can only be accessed through his magic.

Only owns a handful. He doesn’t have time to properly experiment.

Only uses them occasionally, so makes sure they’re all clean and charged for when he needs it.

Lucifer will only break them out when he really needs the release - if a quick jerk off still leaves him keyed up, that’s when he reaches for the toys.

Everything he owns is good quality, though he is occasionally prone to an impulse buy.

[hazbinhotelconfessions]

I just wanna ride vox so bad :((( no breaks just keep him there let me do all the work until he’s a whimpering overstimulated mess :((( I’d be sure to never let him slip out, drain him of every last ounce and then go for a couple dry rounds until he cries :(((( but I guess I’ll go work on this stupid bachelor’s degree instead

No notes. Excellent composition. The last phrase slapped me across the face like a wet fish

[me-sploh-rada-imas]

ah yes, jan, please tell us what happens when nace eats gluten

[zothousand]

Scene and emo kids would've been all over these two if they were more popular

[heckyeahponyscans]

From the latest G5 MLP "Tell Your Tale" episode

[armanicaesar]

ARMANI CAESAR The Liz (2020)