#blastronauts

[katlimeart]

Made in 2023

If you’ve seen this anywhere else, I posted it back on my deviantArt when it was made.

Mario girls cosplaying as characters from the Rhythm Heaven series

1 + 2. T. J Snapper’s Girlfriend

3 + 4. Frogette

5. Assistant

6. Cosmic Girl

7. Explorer (Cheer Readers 2)

8 + 9. Blastronaut

[markrosewater]

Hi mark thanks so much for your blog.

It must happen sometimes you work on a mechanic or card that everyone understands how its supposed to work and its clear what that card wants to do but the rules of the game cant technically allow for it to work. Can you share an example of something that seems simple but has never been done because of a rules issue?

The best example would be to look at the acorn cards of Unfinity. While a few we're kept acorn for Legacy concerns, the vast majority of acorn cards simple don't work in the rules. Here are some I get asked about all the time:

Claire D'Loon, Joy Sculptor

Far Out

Goblin Blastronauts

Grand Marshall Macie

How Is This a Par Three?

It Came from Planet Glurg

Lila, Hospitality Hostess

Solaflora, Intergalactic Icon

Sole Performer

Trigger Happy

Truss, Chief Engineer

[rockintapper]

i say stuff about rh characters part 2two

becuase. teehee

the fir1st one, the t3hird one

rhds tiem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!readmore jumpscare

yuka: wair i already d

that frog doll from the tutorial: I give!

note: the jumperrrr

widget: oh its you. yknow your older brother /gn akai mono likes to piss people off sometimes /silly

conductor: jj rpcker questions why you dont move and im glad i can answer her with "he does in megamix"

chorus kids: hi elleon the screaming screamers. theyre ltierally so sikly. but Watch Out

robots (fillbots): the snall one reminds me of coxmo. yall know cozmo? the lil guy and he had cubs that he plays with. and you cn like. and he. cost 200 dolar. the snall rovoNow i feel nostalgic

pop singer (erina): shhehehjdubdmyedrjguexrguderjugdexkvguuggxrwguvvjgkzhdvjgwxd

monkey (fan club): boy stop staring at me your judgemental ass lyour fuckin We're the best fanclSHUT yo stupid ass up fuckin banana lookin headasss i suppose you should jump off a cli

paddler: scare the shit out of me /half sily

blastronaut and shoot-'em-up radio lady: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

inturders: l + ratio + get blasted

captain blue bird: when i heard this lil shit go "STRETCH OUT YOUR NECK" the firsttime i was like WA IT THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHIGNG,,, WHHWHAHAYTFAFYA

the blue birds: ok actually. the enitre minigame takes me all the way back to the we are number one rh remix imm so df. s SADDACGFHEVVHG /POS

moai kids: doo-womp womp

moai bird: wait i though you were called seagullx

love lizards: Wonderful cnaracters, HHHHHHORIBBLE minigame. that is all. unles you uh. i mean. listen. leans c,oser to you. what if you flicked for each shake.

stomp farI HHEHDHHHHHJBJFXHEHBSDXJHB. GRABS HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM SHAKES HIM IT WAS OOONNNEEE MOOOOOOLLLEEEEEEEE OOOOONENEEEEEE MOOOOOLLLLLEEEEEEE

oh god the vegetables again: ok!

moles: pats your head. i know. hes very mean to you guys. i mean. like. i misse dlike One of oyu and stomp farmer gave me A GOD FORSAKEN ok. i know its not his fault its the games. judgement system. but the way he

tj snapper: me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic

tj snapper's girlfriend: me and the goofy guy i pulled by being autistic

the dazzles: stop staring at me im trting my best,,

munchy monk: i call him munchy in my head. he smiles SOOO WIDE in the battle of the bands audience hes so goofy i lov

dj yellow: SCRATCHO

dj blue: i. the lips. the lips. what have the done to you. its gonna be okay. i sure as hell am not drawing you with those big ass lips. hily s

taiko rally squad: DON DOKODOKODON DOKODOKODON kinda unfair how in the try again and ok screens this guy Loses. but in the superb screen BOTH SIDES WIN. PARTICIPATION TROPHY-ASS SHIT

research scientists of love lab: bi4bi. and if youre willing, bi4bi4bi.

the three synchrettes: alley-oop!

dolphins: oh cool dolphins :)

ecto: omg hiiiii helloo litle guyyy i wuv youuu ^_^ kises your snall tiny forehead

booboo: FUCK you FUCK you FUCK you FU

spooky: honestly? i fw him

dog ninja: i wanna cook soup wjf youbyoure soawesome and cool and i lpve you hii doggyyy hi dogy. dohyynkkgunnbuyrctib

mister eagle: thanks for telling me to cut the fruits. i was gonna do that anyway but like. shoutout to you man. props

the frogettes: jj rocker really likes you huh. cant get enough young love rock and roll even

space kicker: hi radar AAGHHHH THE SPACE!!! KI IEKR AAHH ITS HIM INAHIUIBSSYSBIYFIBYDS /VPOS

stepswitcher: love these thangs. i have several of my own thangs. the one i (mc) adore most is the purple thang. his name is mo

JJ ROCLEKEKRKMJ &*;*;&;&$-$×<;^<^<^$ UBGDEBGSCXUGBUSDXGBBHG my eif ei lvoe her so so sp sososososoos muuch foreverrr aheehee giggle. kicks my feet twirls my hair. i think i hauve covid

STUDENT ROKCKONOUCRFUIBCFEJHBGCERBGUSXD MY CHILD HE HAS EVERY DISEASE

airboarder: yeeeeaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHH LETS GO

seals: wait. whatd you do with the dolphins. where are they. say somethign . Where are thr DOLPH

smiling coin: do i know you

thr cnaract3rs from tunnel the endless game: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i gues. but like. do you really ned a cowbell to keep driving? i mean. just record yourself playing a cowbell and like play it on the radio. just do that. why am i holding a cowbell anc playing the cowbel for YOU. do it yourselfIs she even listening to. m

glass tappers: ths Glass Tappers J SWEWR EVERY TIME I READ THR WORD "TAPPERS"

the thing from rhythmove dungeon: youre. okay. i guess. i only played your endless game once. uh it 's fine. i mean.

clodhopper pickens: youre so full of glee,, id be happy too if my business card made music,,

slot monster: tjen scdrunkly. scdunkyl. scrunkly. sc

octo-pop: WAHAHHA THE. MSUIC SO FAST

beat machine: i barely messed around with this one. it's fine . wish the crowd wasnt so judgemental thogu

beatbag I dont know this one

kappa dj: ive seen you on davidmismol thumbnails and thats basically it lel

okaye wow owwowow owowowo WOWWOWWOW

[the2dvgstages]

"Alien World" - Blastronaut

[anti-socialexperiment]

blastronaut wouldn't have missed, just saying

[hollowslantern]

when homestuck fans follow me I sic blastronaut on them. yeah. it's fucking sickening

[55-degrees-fahrenheit]

things that i found on the paper shin (i ain't reading all of that) fandom

warning before the start: Some of the characters that do not have names (or already had names, but were replaced) are fan-named by the wiki and are not official to begin with (i.e. Cheer Reader Girl being named "Saki Grace").

oh boy here we go

-pop singer (fan club 2) is called annie -ann glerr's full name is annie "ann" glerr (what a coincidence!) -Acrobatic Monkey -the manzai birds are called the "kooky birds" -kanojo is now tanaka's wife -karate joe is a white man -Bandleader is a blue frog who is the bandleader -The Blastronaut's species is "Rocket" -bunbun has a (recolored) sister -the blue birds are geese -ao-kun is called "Cyan" -mc adore is bisexual -munchy monk is a rookie monk in-training -the dough dudes are aliens

-AIIIYYEEEE!! GIRAFFE SIGHTING!!! -q maou is called "Q Dai Maou" -the mochi pounders (i bet no one remembers them) have a page -The Dazzles (megamix) have sisters, The Dazzles (DS) -employee 333-4-591032 is voiced by seth rogan -Pausegills are cod -Quicknibbles are fish -Threefish are bass -The Rap Men (D Red and J Yellow) -The Rap Women (M Love and C Adore) -Yuka is the Tap Trial girl -the rockers are brothers -the shrimp scamperers cause pain and suffering -He is Ecto -Super Treat Spider -the bouncy road guys are 5 years old

-space kicker is nicknamed "Crouch"

and that's it! you've made it

[treehuggersanonymous]

Tig Notaro voices 

“All my little outfits in my little suitcase.”

[puppys-rhythm-heaven]

i don’t understand how people look at tengoku night walk and fever night walk and think fever’s is better. like, yeah dreams of our generation is really good, but. tengoku night walk-

[hardcoregamer]

Screenshot Saturday Featuring Kingdom Gun, ETUS, More

Hello, and welcome to yet another edition of Screenshot Saturday, where we highlight peeks into notable upcoming games that were shared by their creators and more via the #screenshotsaturday tag!

Give them a look!

https://hardcoregamer.com/2021/02/28/screenshot-saturday-featuring-kingdom-gun-etus-more/399823/

[pixel-at-ed]

“😲”

286/500

[markrosewater]

Was there a reason why Goblin Blastronauts had to be acorn?

The second ability didn't work in the rules. We did try to find templates that did, but nothing that fit on the card.

[leftofsound]

[Unofficial] #VinylMePlease June #Vinyl Challenge Day 5: THE FUNNY THING IS... #NowSpinning - #BoyishGirlInterrupted // #TigNotaro This special was filmed/recorded at the Wilbur Theater in Boston and I was at the live taping which was a super cool experience. There's actually a fair bit of physical comedy in this special, so it's kind of weird to just listen to the recording, but I suppose it helps I can picture what's happening and it still makes me laugh hysterically. Tig Notaro is probably my most favorite human and have been following her for the last several years now and I'm so thrilled her career has really been taking off. (#Blastronaut 4 lyfe) . . #VinylAddiction #VinylCollection #VinylAddict #NowPlaying #RecordCollection #VinylCommunity #vinyligclub

[pixelartarchive]

2 years ago I made this art for my game BLASTRONAUT, now I have 6 days left until release.

[bermuda-n-drangle]

so i like most of what i’m seeing of unfinity but the more i see the more irrational the legacy/acorn split looks.

first of all the separation is completely arbitrary in an alarming amount of cases. ostensibly the distinction is the legacy cards work within black border magic’s rules and just look/sound silly, while acorn cards do things too stupid to work in real magic. And yet Nearby Planet is acorn bc its “too strong”, Goblin Blastronauts is acorn bc its second ability would be “hard to accurately word” otherwise, and Space Beleren is the poster child for memory issues.

and for what? who does this serve?

before unfinity, whether or not you could play silver-border stuff in commander was contingent on if your playgroup was fine with it. that’s what the silver border signified, something that you can play with, but only with a heads up.

so is the message, in effect, “if you want to play Space Family Goblinson and Comet the Planewalker That Picks Its Own Loyalty Abilities at a table, no one can stop you”? well, no, not if you ask the people running the game

if you ask them, you arent being forced to play against anything because you can always say “i dont want to play against this”. instead of opting in to silver border gameplay, you out out of acornless un-card gameplay. just like you opt out of playing with chun li, and gandalf, and tyranids, and the goddamn tardis.

and again i ask, who benefits from this? do you really honestly think that fans of “funny” magic cards are happier in a reality where other players have to go out of their way to stop them from playing funny magic cards? 

magic doesn’t want to make silver border cards anymore, as evidenced with universes beyond, because they only want to sell “real cards”. but maro wants more un-sets and the fans want un-sets. so they gave us this... half-measure

maybe i’m missing something here

[ludosgd]

The Un-tensity Scale

Here you can find a blog post explaining my reasoning for this scale, what it is and what is its purpose, plus some thoughts on individual cards. Enjoy!

List of all un-cards placed in the Un-tensity Scale:

Un-tensity Level 1 — Basically Black Border

Cards that perfectly work under the current Magic rules. They’re all safe to run in black-bordered games, with the exceptions of Incoming! and Gleemax.

UNGLUED:

White: The Cheese Stands Alone, Get a Life, Once More With Feeling

Blue: Checks and Balances, Chicken à la King, Clambassadors, Denied!, Fowl Play, Free-For-All

Black: Jumbo Imp, Organ Harvest, Poultrygeist, Temp of the Damned

Red: Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire, Chicken Egg, Goblin Bowling Team, Goblin Tutor, Krazy Kow, Ricochet, Spark Fiend, Strategy Schmategy, The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service

Green: Elvish Impersonators, Flock of Rabid Sheeps, Free-Range Chicken, Gerrymandering, Growth Spurt, Hungry Hungry Heifer, Incoming!, Mine Mine Mine!, Team Spirit, Timmy Power Gamer

Multicolored: /

Colorless: Jack-in-the-Mox, Paper Tiger, Rock Lobster, Scissors Lizard, Urza’s Science Fair Project

UNHINGED:

White: /

Blue: Johnny Combo Player, Mise

Black: /

Red: Blast From The Past, Goblin Secret Agent, Six-y Beast

Green: Form of the Squirrel, Old Fogey, Uktabi Kong,

Multicolored: Who // What // When // Where // Why

Colorless: Gleemax, Mana Screw

UNSTABLE:

ALL Host Creatures

White: Amateur Auteur, Do-It-Yourself Seraph, GO TO JAIL, Jackknight, Success!

Blue: Crow Storm, Novellamental, Socketed Sprocketer, Time Out

Black: Inhumaniac, Sly Spy (lose 1d6 life version), Squirrel-Powered Scheme

Red: The Big Idea, Box of Free-Range Goblins, The Countdown is At One, Garbage Elemental (battle cry, cascade versions), Hammer Helper, Hammer Jammer, Painiac, Target Minotaur

Green: As Luck Would Have It, Beast in Show, Chittering Doom, Clever Combo, Ground Pounder, Hydradoodle, Really Epic Punch, Willing Test Subject,

Multicolored: /

Colorless: Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle, Contraption Cannon, ALL Killbots, Everythingamajig (flip a coin version), Krark’s Other Thumb, Lobe Lobber, Mad Science Fair Project, Steel Squirrel

UNSANCTIONED: Surgeon General Commander

UNFINITY:

White: /

Blue: Fluros of Myra’s Marvels

Black: /

Red: /

Green: Killer Cosplay, Tug of War

Multicolored: /

Colorless: Gallery of Legends

OTHER: Fruitcake Elemental, Season’s Beatings

Un-tensity Level 2 — Almost There

Cards that would require minimal amount of tweaking, either in their rules text or in the Comprehensive Rules, to perfectly work in black border. They’re all pretty safe to run in black-bordered games. Augment and Contraptions are here because they follow precise rulings, even if those rulings are not part of the Comprehensive Rules.

UNGLUED: Jalum Grifter

UNHINGED: Curse of the Fire Penguin, Togglodyte, Water Gun Balloon Game

UNSTABLE:

ALL Creatures with Augment

ALL Contraptions

White: Aerial Toastmaster, Midlife Upgrade, Riveting Rigger, Teacher’s Pet

Blue: Chipper Chopper, Incite Insight, Spell Suck, Suspicious Nanny

Black: Finders Keepers, Overt Operative, Steady-Handed Mook

Red: Garbage Elemental (undying version), Steamflogger of the Month, Steamflogger Temp, Steamfloggery, Super Duper Death Ray, Work a Double, Wrench Rigger

Green: Earl of Squirrel, First Pick, Joyride Rigger, Steamflogger Service Rep

Multicolored: Dr Julius Jumblemorph

Colorless: Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!, Cogmentor, Sword of Dungeons & Dragons

UNSANCTIONED: Strutting Turkey, Bat-

UNFINITY:

White: /

Blue: /

Black: Scooch

Red: Goblin Blastronauts

Green: /

Multicolored: /

Colorless: Nearby Planet, Gift Shop, Push Your Luck

OTHER: Snow Mercy

Un-tensity Level 3 — Experimental

Cards with experimental mechanics, most of which have varying levels of rules issues, but are generally fine when played.

UNGLUED:

White: Look At Me I’m The DCI,

Blue: Clam-I-Am

Black: B.F.M. (Big Furry Monster)

Red: Goblin Bookie

Green: /

Multicolored: /

Colorless: Giant Fan, Jester’s Sombrero, Mirror Mirror

UNHINGED:

White: AWOL, Cheap Ass, Little Girl, Look At Me I’m R&D, Staying Power

Blue: Ambiguity, Flaccify, Magical Hacker, Richard Garfield, PhD, Smart Ass, Topsy Turvy

Black: The Fallen Apart, Necro-Impotence, Wet Willie of the Damned

Red: Assquatch, Dumb Ass, Mons’s Goblin Waiters, Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug, Sauté, Yet Another Aether Vortex

Green: B-I-N-G-O, Fraction Jackson, S.N.O.T., Supersize

Multicolored: /

Colorless: Mox Lotus, City of Ass, R&D’s Secret Lair

UNSTABLE:

White: By Gnome Means, Rules Lawyer

Blue: Animate Library, Clocknapper, Five-Finger Discount, More or Less, Spy Eye, Very Cryptic Command (“draw a card from an opponent’s library”, “return target permanent to its controller’s hand”, “scry 3” versions), Wall of Fortune

Black: Extremely Slow Zombie, Masterful Ninja, Over My Dead Bodies, Sly Spy (draw from an opponent library version), Snickering Squirrel, Spike, Tournament Grinder

Red: Garbage Elemental (last strike version), Infinity Elemental, Just Desserts, Party Crasher, Three-Headed Goblin

Green: Shellephant

Multicolored: The Grand Calcutron, Grusilda, Monster Masher, Urza Academy Headmaster, X, Mary O’Kill

Colorless: Everythingamajig (proliferate, scry 2 versions), Split Screen

UNSANCTIONED: B.O.B. (Bevy Of Beebles)

UNFINITY:

White: Far Out, Solaflora Intergalactic Icon

Blue: /

Black: Animate Graveyard

Red: Omniclown Colossus, Trigger Happy

Green: Icing Manipulator, Sole Performer

Multicolored: Claire D’Loon Joy Sculptor, Grand Marshal Macie, It Came From Planet Glurg, Truss Chief Engineer

Colorless: Urza’s Fun House, Centrifuge, Log Flume

OTHER: Decorated Knight, Evil Presents, Gifts Given, Naughty // Nice

Un-tensity Level 4 — Printed-card-specific

From this point on, cards can care about things black border can’t: art, watermarks, lines of text... Gameplay-wise, things start to get more silly.

UNGLUED: Lexivore, Squirrel Farm, Spatula of the Ages

UNHINGED:

White: Bosom Buddy, Circle of Protection: Art, Drawn Together, Erase (Not The Urza’s Legacy One), Fascist Art Director, First Come First Served, Wordmail

Blue: Artful Looter, Brushstroke Paintermage, Bursting Beebles, Double Header, Framed!, Greater Morphling, Now I Know My ABC’s

Black: Aesthetic Consultation, Bloodletter, Duh, Persecute Artist, Tainted Monkey, When Fluffy Bunnies Attack, Zombie Fanboy, Zzzyxas’s Abyss

Red: Frazzled Editor, Mana Flair, Punctuate, Pygmy Giant

Green: Graphic Violence, Monkey Monkey Monkey, Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental, Remodel, Symbol Status

Multicolored: Meddling Kids, Rare-B-Gone

Colorless: Urza’s Hot Tub, World-Bottling Kit, Super Secret Tech

UNSTABLE:

White: Knight of the Kitchen Sink (all versions), Knight of the Widget, Oddly Uneven, Old Guard

Blue: Graveyard Busybody, Kindly Cognitian, S.N.E.A.K. Dispatcher, Very Cryptic Command (Wayne England, “untap two target permanents”, “counter target black-bordered spell” versions)

Black: capital offense, “Rumors of My Death…”, Sly Spy (discard longest name, destroy creature facing left, destroy creature facing right versions)

Red: Garbage Elemental (frenzy, unleash versions), Goblin Haberdasher, Hammerfest Boomtacular

Green: Druid of the Sacred Beaker, Ineffable Blessing (all versions), Selfie Preservation

Multicolored: Baron Von Count, Phoebe Head of S.N.E.A.K.

Colorless: Border Guardian, Everythingamajig (you gain 10 life, sacrifice a land:you gain 2 life versions), Proper Laboratory Attire, Staff of the Letter Magus, Stamp of Approval, Secret Base, Watermarket

UNSANCTIONED: Alexander Clamilton, Acornelia, Fashionable Filcher, Abstract Iguanart, Stet Draconic Proofreader, Underdome

UNFINITY:

White: Assembled Ensemble, Bar Entry, Jetpack Janitor, Katerina of Myra’s Marvels, Knight in ________ Armor, Leading Performance, Main Event Horizon, Park Re-Entry, T.A.P.P.E.R.

Blue: Busted!, Decisions Decisions, How Is This A Par Three?!, Treacherous Trapezist

Black: Disemvowel, Gray Merchant of Alphabet, Haberthrasher, Nocturno of Myra’s Marvels, Rat in the Hat

Red: Aardwolf’s Advantage, Don’t Try This At Home, Goblin Girder Gang, Ignacio of Myra’s Marvels, Vorthos Steward of Myth, Well Done

Green: Alpha Guard, Hardy of Myra’s Marvels, Jermane Pride of the Circus, Plot Armor

Multicolored: Angelic Harold, Lila Hospitality Hostess, Meet and Greet “Sisay”

Colorless: Greatest Show in the Multiverse, Park Map

OTHER: Topdeck the Halls

Un-tensity Level 5 — Physical/Outside-the-game Requirements

Here, anything goes, from outside assistance cards to physical or vocal components to any kind of outside-the-game interactions.

UNGLUED:

White: Charm School, Double Dip, I’m Rubber You’re Glue, Knight of the Hokey Pokey, Mesa Chicken, Miss Demeanor, Prismatic Wardrobe, Sex Appeal

Blue: Bureaucracy, Censorship, Clam Session, Common Courtesy, Double Take, Psychic Network, Sorry

Black: Deadhead, Double Cross, Handcuffs, Infernal Spawn of Evil, Ow, Volrath’s Motion Sensor

Red: Double Deal, Hurloon Wrangler, Landfill

Green: Cardboard Carapace, Double Play, Ghazbán Ogress, Gus

Multicolored: /

Colorless: Ashnod’s Coupon, Blacker Lotus, Bronze Calendar, Chaos Confetti, Clay Pigeon, Urza’s Contact Lenses

UNHINGED:

White: Atinlay Igpay, Cardpecker, Collector Protector, Emcee, Frankie Peanuts, Head to Head, Ladies’ Knight, Man of Measure, Save Life, Standing Army

Blue:  _____, Avatar of Me, Carnivorous Death-Parrot, Cheatyface, Loose Lips, Moniker Mage, Mouth to Mouth, Number Crunch, Question Elemental?, Spell Counter

Black: Bad Ass, Booster Tutor, Enter the Dungeon, Eye to Eye, Farewell to Arms, Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil, Kill! Destroy!, Mother of Goons, Phyrexian Librarian, Stop That, Vile Bile, Working Stiff

Red: Deal Damage, Face to Face, Goblin Mime, Goblin S.W.A.T. Team, Orcish Paratrooper, Red-Hot Hottie, Touch and Go

Green: Creature Guy, Elvish House Party, Fat Ass, Gluetius Maximus, Granny’s Payback, Keeper of the Sacred Word, Land Aid ’04, Laughing Hyena, Name Dropping, Shoe Tree, Side to Side, Stone-Cold Basilisk

Multicolored: “Ach, Hans, Run!”, Ass Whuppin’

Colorless: Letter Bomb, My First Tome, Pointy Finger of Doom, Rod of Spanking, Time Machine, Toy Boat

UNSTABLE:

White: Chivalrous Chevalier, Gimme Five, Sacrifice Play, Side Quest

Blue: Blurry Beeble, Defective Detective, Magic Word

Black: Hangman, Hazmat Suit (Used), Hoisted Hireling, Old-Fashioned Vampire, Skull Saucer, Sly Spy (lose finger version), Subcontract, Summon the Pack

Red: It That Gets Left Hanging

Green: Slaying Mantis, Squirrel Dealer

Multicolored: Better Than One, Cramped Bunker, Hot Fix, Ol’ Buzzbark

Colorless: Entirely Normal Armchair, Everythingamajig (say the flavor text version), Handy Dandy Clone Machine, Kindslaver, Modular Monstrosity

UNSANCTIONED: Flavor Judge, Syr Cadian Knight Owl, Rings a Bell, Infernious Spawnington III Esq., Boomstacker, Pippa Duchess of Dice, Spirit of the Season

UNFINITY:

White: Form of the Approach of the Second Sun, Get Your Head In The Game, Gobsmacked, Hat Trick, Impounding Lot-Bot, Now You See Me…, Surprise Party, Trapeze Artist

Blue: Animate Object, Astroquarium, Bag Check, Blufferfish, Focused Funambulist, Mobile Clone, Octo Opus, Phone a Friend, Plate Spinning, Super-Duper Lost

Black: Exit Through The Grift Shop, Knife and Death, Photo Op, Questionable Cuisine, A Real Handful

Red: Amped Up, Art Appreciation, Carnival Barker, Devil K. Nevil, Goblin Cruciverbalist, Juggletron, Opening Ceremony, Rock Star, Ticking Mime Bomb

Green: An Incident Has Occured, Mistakes Were Made, Pie-Eating Contest, Spelling Bee, Tchotchke Elemental

Multicolored: “Brims” Barone Midway Mobster, Pietra Crafter of Clowns

Colorless: Standard Procedure, Autograph Book, Blue Ribbon, D00-DL Caricaturist, Souvenir T-Shirt, The Big Top, Cover The Spot, Dart Throw, Guess Your Fate, Memory Test, Scavenger Hunt, Squirrel Stack, The Superlatorium, Trivia Contest

OTHER: Bog Humbugs, Goblin Sleigh Ride, Grimlock Dinobot Leader, Last-Minute Chopping, Mishra’s Toy Workshop, Nerf War, Nightmare Moon, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Some Disassembly Required, Stocking Tiger, Thopter Pie Network, Yule Ooze

Note on cards with the same name but different abilities:

These cards from Unstable (Knight of the Kitchen Sink, Very Cryptic Command, Sly Spy, Garbage Elemental, Ineffable Blessing, Everythingamajig) have six different versions with the same name, which is not a black border thing. I’ve placed in the list each version independently; technically though, using two different cards with the same name falls under un-tensity level 4. Gameplay-wise having the same name is not really much of a problem, but it was still worth pointing out.

Unfinity Update Placements Explanation