#blame it on jerry

[a-method-in-it]

I was going to make a joke that actually the log flumes are fine and it's your track that's sideways, but that wouldn't fix it either huh

why my log flumes sideways

[lizziezcalz]

“im gonna lock in this week”

*⭐️es, exercises, does generally great*

“Yay! I’ve lost, and im being consistent, great! Nothing can go wrong.”

*binges*

[jerryfromblocktales]

"Y0u kn0w wh47 1 n33d 4 hu6 c'm3r3 y0u!!!"

[He picks up the penguin gently; giving him a light squeeze]

You seem tired! maybe you should take some rest!

[sweaterkittensahoy]

So-called protesters have been showing up on Seinfeld's tour to interrupt the show and scream slogans.

He is having none of it, and I respect him for refusing to take them seriously. Showing up to yell slogans at him because he supports Israel doesn't do sweet fuck all to help anyone. People could have reached out and asked him to encourage humanitarian donations, but no. They showed up and yelled at a Jew because they don't actually want to do anything but yell at Jews.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Jerry: So, Richie, who's you're friend!

Richie: Huh? Oh, you mean Max. Thats my boyfriend.

Jerry: Ah, I see, I am with the times. So how long have you been friends?

Richie: We... We're not friends. We're boyfriends.

Jerry: Yeah, I know. Thats like the way people say best friends. Jeri does it.

Richie: Right, yeah, straight women do that. Gay men do not.

Jerry: Well... I am glad that you're happy, but there's nothing wrong with a little equal language.

Max: Dude, I think I could shove my tongue down your throat and he still wouldn't get it.

Richie: Yeah, it probably doesn't help when you call me dude.

[harrys-strutting-dad]

[jerry-with-a-double-r-y]

Is that what you believe? It'll all go away with a new wallet? Isn't that adorable! You'll cave soon. Sin is always too tempting. Don't tell me you don't want to; lies are sins too.

Although, you really only care to keep it in your pants, huh? Even though your heart says no? You've done it before. What's another taste?

You... I don't know who you are, or what you think you know about me, but this isn't funny. I-

It's not my fault, it's hers. She's the dirty girl.

[fredandginger64]

Jerry said the tensions caused between him and Dean in 1955 were caused by some 'uncomfortable friends" he has , referring to Dean.

And then they talked and all was well, this was in September of 1955. And on Christmas day look what Dean gave Jerry. He commissioned a painting of Jerry as a clown. And the accompanying note that read, "To my Partner, The greatest clown in all the world. I love you, Dino". These two, I swear, loved each other more than they loved their own families. Even at the end of '55 when they couldn't stand one another, lol. Just who broke them up because I just don't think they wanted it. It sounds like to me they were smothered with people on both sides that were going to make sure they were apart. What happened?

From, Jerry Lewis, 'On Being A Person' by Chris Lewis.

[thebreakfastgenie]

They were letting the most annoying people present those banners at Madison Square Garden.

[randomnameless]

Hi again! I wanted to ask if you happened to know where in 3Houses we learn about Jeralt's current-day opinions about Garreg Mach and Rhea - some folks and I were able to find his diary in the datamine, but we're not quite sure where to find the scene(s) I've seen mentioned where he apparently started to change his mind once he sees how happy Byleth is at the monastery. Thanks if you're able to help, and have a nice day!

Are you talking about those lines?

Then perhaps it's a good thing we came to the monastery, if only so I could see your face lit up like that. Or maybe there was never any reason for us to leave the monastery in the first place...

Jerry realises Billy is angry and happy and expresses way more emotions since they came to the Monastery than before, when they were living together.

Sadly the last line, his final thoughts about the Monastery, will never be expanded upon because when we later see the diary, it is a "past" Jeralt writing about how much Rhea BaD - when we know the most recent Jeralt reconsidered, he ran away from her because he was afraid, but ultimately, he was afraid over "nothing" since, despite their heart not beating, his child is alive and not as "not normal*" as he first thought.

Aka, Rhea was right, Byleth was alright, but he didn't believe her back then and realises it was a stupid move.

Maybe he and Rhea finally made up before he died, and there was no animosity left between them?

*We never hear in this game anyone wondering what is "normal" or "not normal" - to humans a baby without a beating heart is "not normal", but a Blaiddyd man crushing a skull with his hand is. And let's not wonder if all Nabateans or Nabatean hybrids, or "Nabatean Homonculi" have heartbeats, because that's something the devs give no fucks about, because they do not care about their own world.

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

we need more Jerry :( i hope he plays a part in this ep or at the least in the season finale.. I MISS HIM DAMMIT!

YEAH, I love Jerry in this season and all his scenes are priceless but hnnn.... they are so short.... I need more... :'))

At least he has some part in the cold open tho!! and we got to see more of his family members. (JERRY LORE YEAHHHHHHHHH) //pretty sure that is Leonard's mom

also, I think a lot about his reaction when he saw his nana(and pop-pop). even though it might all be made up in his mind but it gives the impression that he was really close w/ them when he was young

dunno what the final is going to be but I think he will appear in the final ep. (even for a short while!) and hope for more in the next season :''''')

[rabid-dog-steve-horn]

On July 16, 1990, the trial against Judas Priest began, for the event that occurred on December 23, 1985, when the young Raymond Belknap, 18, and James Vance, 20, starred in one of the bloodiest stories of the time.

Both friends spent six hours drinking, smoking weed and listening to Judas Priest's Stained Class record. After that, the young men took a shotgun and decided to commit suicide. Belknap died instantly, while Vance survived, though losing much of his face before passing in 1988. The defense of families soon found a culprit: Judas Priest and his subliminal messages that incited violence.

Victims' relatives sued CBS Records for $6.2 million in damages. Five years later, in August 1990, the trial's sentence sowed high global expectation as it would create jurisprudence, affecting other bands whose lyrics were targeted for their aggression. “It’s a very, very interesting subject, belonging to psychology. But I had no idea. I was just a fucking lead singer of a heavy metal band. We were baffled by some of the things that came out of that courtroom,” Halford added.

In their favor, the band had the result of other trials where musicians were shielded by enforcing the First Amendment to the Constitution, which guarantees free speech in the United States. Despite that, years earlier, Judge Jerry Whitched had signed a sentence in 1988 explaining that the First Amendment did not protect them from their messages.

Halford recalls all that month that they had to move to America. “We were in court from 9:00 to 17:00 hours, every day for a month. We're staying outside Reno to get away from the press. (... ) There we were wondering why are we here? We are British metal musicians and we are going to have to defend our music and our fans about the absurd, ridiculous accusations that we put those kinds of messages in our music to kill them,” the artist reported. Nearly 30 days later, on August 24, 1990 Judas Priest was acquitted of office.

In a 100-page sentence and with more than 40 witnesses consulted, Judge Whitched ruled that families could not prove the hidden subliminal messages. Today, the musician reveals: "I really wanted to go to the mothers and give them a hug, tell them 'I'm sorry for the loss of their children.' "Let's have coffee and talk about this," but he avoided doing it because there was a whole network of people behind them, "a kind of infiltration of extreme Christian groups urging them to proceed with the case."

About the trial itself, Halford claimed he and his teammates felt relieved, albeit disappointed. "(The judge) didn't say resoundingly 'what the prosecution was suggesting didn't happen', but basically said: "Look, this is still a foggy area, this band didn't put these words in the song and those words didn't create this tragedy." (... ) The whole thing of subliminal messages was left in limbo. It would be awful to think that this could happen again, but we just have to wait,” he concluded.

#judaspriest #judaspriestband #judaspriestfans #robhalford #glenntipton #kkdowning #daveholland #ianhill

[s0fter-sin]

love the mainstream media reporting that the jerry seinfield university walkout was bc he’s jewish not bc he’s a fucking zionist

[in-tua-deep]

wait i just remembered. on friday we has a "awesome committee" staff meeting which is apparently just a meeting for staff to like. bring food. play games. and bond with each other? and this week we played two truths and a lie

mine were i have only broken one bone and it wasn't even my fault (lie), i'm the youngest of five children (true), and i dislocated my arm six times before the age of seven (also true)

so many people picked the youngest of five children as the lie. one person commented that they thought i might have four sibling but i don't give off youngest child energy or something

what does that mean

what. what energy do i give off. what birth order vibe do i have. i just remember this happened and it has been haunting me ever since

[countlessrealities]

@muse-inn sent: "Rick? Rick! Did you do something to my bees? They're GLOWING! Bees don't glow! That's not how they're supposed to be!" (Jerry to Rick)

Rick rises his head from where it's half hidden inside one of the many boxes stashed away in the garage, but only for a couple of seconds. The time to shoot Jerry a sharp, threatening look, before he returns to whatever he was doing before being interrupted.

However, that doesn't stop him from indulging into one of his favourite, no-brainer pastimes. Namely, berating his son-in-law.

"G-Goddammit, Jerry! W-What the hell...H-Haven't I always told you not to burst i-in the fuckin' garage w-while I'm working?" He exclaims, and somehow the aggressive irritation in his voice manages to sound as dangerous as if he was in the other man's face and not half bend over some box. "W-What if I had been handling something poisonous? O-Or deadly radioactive? O-Or chasing some r-really dangerous creature tha-that would have destroyed the planet b-because you can't fuckin' do what you're told?! O-Or what if I was masturbating? W-What then?!"

The last hypothetical scenario has nothing to do with him working...or at least that's what one would suppose, but never say never with Rick Sanchez...but the scientist couldn't have cared less. It's his rant, so he can say whatever he wants. The more confusing and scandalising, the better.

"D-Do you know how much shit y-you could have caused?! I-In how many horrible ways y-you could have died?" He goes on, without giving the younger man a chance to talk back. "An-And for what? G-Goddamn glowing bees? W-Who fuckin' cares about that, Jerry! S-So what if your bees are glowing? Y-You've seen much weirder shit than that."

Rick finally straightens up, pulling out what looks like an oddly shaped lava lamp. He sets it down on the workbench, with more force than strictly necessary, and then turns to face his son-in-law, obviously still not done.

"An-And why the hell are you accusing me? I-I didn't even know that you still had those bees! I-I had assumed that they were dead, l-like your marriage was before Wong gave it CPR an-and shocked it with a psychic defibrillator!"

Fists on his hips, he stalks over where Jerry is standing near the door.

"J-Just because something looks sci-fi, i-it doesn't automatically mean i-it's on me. M-Maybe you did it. Y-You touched something you shouldn't have an-and daaaamn, glowing bees!"