#blake watches every halloween

[blakebloodbath]

Happy Halloween!

My final Halloween franchise ranking!

Ends, 2018, 1978, RZ Halloween,

H20, Kills, Halloween II, Halloween 4,

Halloween 6, Halloween 5, RZ Halloween II, Halloween Resurrection

I predicted my ranking in this post at the beginning of the month and now that I've watched all of them, I have returned with my final ranking. It's so funny because half of the movies didn't move at all, and I got my top 3 and bottom 2 correct! That's not really surprising to me tho, the top 3 are some of my favorite movies, period, and the ones I've seen the most times. I sort of felt bad putting Resurrection last in my prediction because I didn't think it could possibly be as bad as everyone said it would be, but it was genuinely worse than I ever dreamed lol (I should note I watched the director's cut of 6, and the theatrical cut of everything else)

I decided to complete a tier list too, because I felt like that paints a better picture. Some of the movies moved around a lot as I progressed through watching them all, and I didn't feel like the ranking had enough nuance to express my love for my top 3 and my disdain for Resurrection.

I had so much fun! There isn't one I wouldn't rewatch honestly lol. I would probably only rewatch Resurrection like, on in the background at a party, but I would rewatch it.

[fairlyang]

Ready 🕷️

w/c: 712

pairing: husband!miguel o’hara x wife!reader

tags: 18+ smut. halloween special<3 giving out candy, he’s thinkin, breeding kink, pregnancy, unprotected sex (duh), creampies, dirty talk

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being miguel’s wife where you loved decorating for the holidays and being as extra as you could. so for halloween you found those cute inflatables to put in the front yard so the kids would know you’d be giving away candy.

you found such a perfect couples costume he found it hard to say no to because of your excited face.

he heard the doorbell ring and the trick or treaters have started for the night. he went downstairs from getting changed to find you bending down holding the bowl of candy to small kids.

you were complimenting them on their superhero costumes then waved goodbye. you shut the door and turned around to find your husband as handsome as ever.

“a real shame about that wig…” you joked and stepped forward to him, fixing the orange ascot.

“you’re fucking crazy if you thought i was gonna wear a blonde wig…” he scoffs making you chuckle.

“well it seems i’m just more committed to the cause then.” you tease and pull away.

the doorbell rang once again and you quickly went towards the door, opening and gasping at the little princesses in front of you. their little hands reached into the bowl and it warmed your heart.

miguel was watching you closely, eyes softening and a small smile appearing on his lips just imagining you as a mom. you’d be the best, the most nurturing mom ever.

it’d be the cutest thing to have a daughter and for her to look just like you, your mini me.

this conversation has been talked about plenty of times, always going back and forth if you’re really ready.

but watching you be so sweet and affectionate tugged on his heartstrings way more than he expected. it usually did anyway but tonight was just different.

he was ready.

you closed the door and turned to look at him again, this time his facial expression was much different.

he looked at you in your daphne blake costume, looking so gorgeous in that purple dress and matching heels, that not so cheap looking wig and he knew what you’d be doing after all the candy was done.

it was a brutal two hours later that he was finally able to take you into your bedroom, lift your dress up, rip your pink tights, and ensure you’re coming out of the bedroom pregnant.

he had already came inside you once doggy style on the edge of the bed, then had you ride him which had you tired too quickly so you were just grinding back and forth. you quickly came up with the bright little idea to spell his name with your hips repeatedly and by the third time he realized what you were doing, having no choice but to cum again.

after placing a towel beneath you so the cum can leak out for a few seconds is when he decides to flip you onto your stomach.

so now you were fucked out of your mind, makeup destroyed, wig barely intact as he fucked you prome bone style but making sure his body was barely hovering over yours. you were feeling so sensitive but at the same time didn’t want him pulling out because he was fucking you so good.

he was hitting the right spot with every thrust, going even deeper than before, practically hitting your cervix as you moaned out for him, “fuck baby- p-please-“

he moaned into your ear then kissing the side of your neck as he felt his cock twitching again. if this didn’t make you pregnant, he’d just have to try again tomorrow. the whole day if that’s what it takes.

he was determined and mind set.

“gonna be so pretty when you’re pregnant baby.” he grunted and you clenched against him.

you both moaned, going back and forth with dirty words, “yeah? gonna make sure you fill me up baby?”

“it’s what you deserve, my love.”

“please don’t stop-“

“c’mon, let’s have that family we’ve dreamed of.”

“please give it to me-“

you turned your head to kiss him and with the sloppiest of thrusts and slow kiss, he spilled his last load into you murmuring sweet i love yous as you both came hoping three rounds would be enough

[autisticempathydaemon]

𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓭𝓪𝔂,

this is for the redacted boy matchups!!

UHMMM my name’s amber, im a cat person i love cars and i have unnecessary beef with Lasko just cuz he reminds me so much of myself

I was born and raised in the Philippines ^_^, i speak 3 languages currently

this is such a halfassed introduction im so sorry SO HAPPY TO BE HEREE ok

1. What song are you fixated on at the moment? What lyric or verse, and why?

- Just the entirety of ‘A letter to my 13 yr old self’ by laufey but instead it’s dedicated to my friends

“Baby, know that

You’ll grow up and grow so touch and charming

Write your stories, fall in love a little too

The things you thought you’d never do”

- Every time I listen to this, I always think of them and what they’ve confided in me with, I grieve with them and just wish I could have been there to shield them from it :3

2. Do you love gargantuan Youtube video essays, and if so, which is your favorite and why?

- When it comes to longggg video essays , I usually lean towards topics that I’m already fond/familiar of so that i remain interested and focused (current interests like the mandela catalogue :D or political affairs going on in the world, or true crime)

- Dunno if it counts for a video essay but i once finished watching a 4 hour senate hearing….in one sitting

3. What is your go-to way to fall asleep?

- I often do have to take melatonin cuz sometimes there’s too much happening up there—>🧠 and i struggle to fall asleep

- asmr videos (i like the ones made by small creators cuz the rest are too predictable)

- or i have a playlist for sleeping and i usually put that on very low volume on a speaker

- I also can’t sleep without hugging something but it CANT be a person, has to be…..a pillow…or a stuffed animal

4. What is your favorite of Redacted’s audios, and why?

- i only listen to the ‘don’t hang up’ halloween audio like maybe 12 times a day? For the past 4 months or so :P

- I absolutely love the trope and i loveee the way that it was executed.

- I love the cadence of his voice in that audio, and something about his demeanour is soooooo🤗🤗the gravely voice and the dark laugh is to die for (he reminds me of David a tiny tiny bit)

-something about how protective these men are and how authoritative they can get (to a certain extent) just do it for me i dunno :3

-me 🤝distorted voice on the phone

- i also rlly like porter’s first video ^_^

5. What Redacted boy holds no appeal to you, and why? Like, not the one you hate but the one who you don’t get the hype for. (I won’t judge, I promise.)

- blake? Kody?

- Blake i find has very realistic ‘yandere’ qualities and that makes him more creepy for me

- Kody is very self-explanatory

6. Which Redacted boy are you platonically attracted to? Like- forget dating, which dude do you want to be your best friend?

- GUUUUUYYYYYYYY or asher >_<

- These are men that I am so confident I would never catch feelings for cuz we’re very similar in a way

- I don’t tend to gravitate towards people that I share similarities with? I’m more interested in people that are the opposite (so i feel like in terms of romantic attachments, I get along with those types of people really well)

7. Do you have a go-to thing you ramble about when you’re tired, and if so, what is it? (For example, my boyfriend knows I’m ready to sleep when I start talking about space.)

- i feel like im not answering the question properly but when i ramble (which I do a lot) i sort of don’t stick to one topic

- I don’t know anything about anything so I usually ramble about one thing and then move on with another topic

- (halfway thru typing i just realized what this is actually asking) but when im tired that’s when I actually stop talking for once :D

8. Tell me about your favorite playlist at the moment. 

- i have a playlist full of filipino songs because I currently live in Canada and i am soooo homesick, also doesn’t help that I haven’t really met any other filipinos (outside of immediate family members) :(

- there’s also another which is just full of songs released in the 1900’s, not only do i enjoy listening to old-school songs, i was also raised by old people so these type of songs basically defined my childhood.

9. What’s your guilty pleasure media, and why?

- Boyfriend asmr >_<

- Maybe fanfics of fictional characters???

- I’m especially partial to yandere stuff…cuz…idk i wish i knew

- Also cupcakke (i’ve put her on shuffle and managed to complete a big assignment in one sitting so thats my queen)

10. Tell me about that one book/movie/tv show you know all the words to.

- it would be the Haunting of Bly Manor (horror, suspense, romance, drama?)

- GAY PPL CAN NEVER BE HAPPY RAGHHH

- Definitely my favorite ‘horror’ series

- It’s special to me because I find a lot of horror media to be…just very hard to enjoy since gore and jumpscares don’t really do it for me

- Haunting of Bly Manor stands out from the rest of horror movies/series because the storytelling is immaculate, characters are complex (and you actually feel the loss when they get killed off unlike others), and the pacing is perfect

- It reads like a fairytale and a bedtime story, and given the plot, it might as well be a love story too

- There’s so many figurative/metaphorical occurrences that i can break down and unpack and thats why I find it enjoyable: its thought-provoking and just the right amount of scary

- It also has that ‘gothic’ aura to it that i ABSOLUTELY LOVE

11. Tell me your go-to gas station and drink combo.

- idk about gas station but i like chocolate milk more than anything else

12. As for the enneasgram (i cant spell) test thingy….i can’t do it cuz it’s making me pay…BUT! I do know my MBTI personality thing is..INFP…or ISTJ…idk it kinda changes everytime i do it

That is all. You have 2 hours. /j🤗

I hope this is enough info (i also hope it’s not too much :D) and im not even sure im answering them right 😖 but regardless I enjoyed myself. You’re so awesome for doing stuff like this i cant wait im gnawing at my enclosures rn.

This was a hard one to consider- I wanted to take into account your attraction to people who contrast you while also finding someone similar enough that I feel they’d be compatible. In my heart, in my gut, this left Sam.

In a few ways, you have significant things in common. You’re both introverts. You’d like the same music, given Sam’s age, and you’d have the same taste in horror (which is very important if you ask my boyfriend and I. Crucial, even.). Yet, in fun and cute ways, you differ. Sam’s a dog person. Sam doesn’t get your love of yanderes, cars, or true crime. (So he says. He’s the type of DILF where he walks in on you watching a true crime documentary and just stands there, refusing to sit down.)

Just as he deserves, your life together with Sam would be so peaceful; he’s a peace and quiet kind of guy, you know? I’m imagining a cabin in the woods, a cat and a dog because y’all would make them get along, long drives in his ancient truck that amazingly still runs only because he fixes it by hand. I’m thinking of movie nights where Sam mother-hens you and rations the sugary, junk food snacks y’all get for it because he has to take care of his human and make sure you get a balanced diet.

Song:

On a lonely highway stuck out in the rain/ Darlin' all I have to do is speak your name/ The clouds roll back and the waters part/ The sun starts shinin' in my heart for you/ You're right there in everything I do

It’s not a creative take, but I think Sam loves country music; I think he’s a man of taste! It reminds me, and therefore him, of all the fun, nostalgic parts of home! Does he love this particular country song? I’m not sure, but one, it makes me think of Sam carrying you and your love with him wherever and whenever he goes in his immortal life. Two, it literally uses the term “darlin’” in it, okay, that’s a sign. That’s a done deal.

Runner-ups:

Damien is a runner-up because you see a lot of yourself in Lasko and you like people that contrast you. This is actually derivative of a ship I like quite a lot; I thought Damien/Lasko had this wonderful two sides of the same coin dynamic before HuxDami became canon. Vincent is your other runner-up because his extroverted nature is so fun opposite your introversion, but you’d still bond a lot over a mutual love of cars.

note: if you love horror movies without jumpscares or gore, I cannot recommend “They Look Like People” enough. It’s quite literally my favorite.

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

[blakelysco-pilot]

bestieeeeee

for the oc emoji asks (both Jo and Val)

👁👻💢💚

Bestiiiie thank you 🥰 from this emoji ask list

EYE - what colour are their eyes? do people notice their eyes? is there anything special about them (shows emotion easily, literally magical...)?

Jo has dark brown eyes, the kind that she has compared to a Hershey's bar her whole life, but that Rosie sees in the warmth of Autumn. He will tell her any time she scoffs at her own reflection that her eyes (and smile) are two of his favorite things, because one lights up the other.

Val's eyes are a striking green that, as we know, had Ev Blakely stopping dead in his tracks the first time he saw her. Not a candy apple green, but more of a light green that catches the sun in certain ways, and maybe under the right light takes on a slight hazel tone.

GHOST - do they believe in ghosts? what are their "ghostly experiences", if any?

To the short and sweet of it, Jo doesn't believe in ghosts, but maybe, she thinks she believes in spirits? She's not sure of the difference, until she hears Val swear that the ghost of her Nonna is in the kitchen with her every time she cooks, watching to make sure she doesn't butcher any old family recipes. But, Val says that's not a bad thing, unless she put's cheese on her linguini sauce, in which case, Nonna's ghost is going to come back from the grave and give her a wallop. So, while Val believes in the ghost of her watchful, deceased, Nonna, Jo resolves that maybe they do exist, but doesn't think that there's anything haunting her and Rosie's old fixer upper home in Flatbush. No, not at all. Especially not when her and the girlies think a Ouija Board might be fun after one too many of Jean's martini's during a Halloween get together, that has them all screaming when the lights go out, and not because Douglass is in the basement flipping the breaker on and off. Definitely not then.

ANGER - what are some habits they have that will take some getting used to?

Val has spent so long taking care of everyone around her, that she has a hard time letting go of that and letting Everett step in and take care of her. When her father died, she was little, but when she was old enough, she was working and bringing an extra income into the house so that her mother and Nonna weren't forced to be working all day every day. And then there was growing up and always keeping an eye on Curt- he needed all of the looking after, because he loved to run around. When she's in England, her job is to take care of the men on base, with a smile, a hot coffee, or just asking how their day is. It takes her some time to let go of the need to take care of everyone, and Ev does his best to break her of that, to remind her that he can take care of her just as much as she can for him. When their first child is born, she has to remind herself that she has Everett to do this with; it's a habit that she's constantly working on.

Jo has never, ever, lived with a man before. She went from living with her parents, to living with Jean, and then back to her parents before her and Rosie got married. It's hard for her to deal with some of his more, gentlemanly, habits let's just say. The toilet lid doesn't always go down, and as sweet and kind as Rosie is, he's still a man and she's caught him drinking orange juice from the carton on far too many occasions after they've moved in together. It's a work in progress for both of them.

GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?

Jo thrives on words of affirmation and just simply being held. When she's in Rosie's arms, suddenly whatever was bothering her, or upsetting her, just doesn't exist anymore. She says it often, that her Robbie has the magic touch. It often turns into him swaying her gently, with or without music playing, in whatever room their find themselves. Safety in each other is the key to comfort.

Val finds that it's touch, that brings her comfort. This goes back to that first romp in the cockpit of Just A Snappin, where Everett's hands were (almost) everywhere, and she felt like her whole world had shifted into place in that tiny, cramped space. She needs to be soothed with kisses, or having her hand held. She also swears that a glass of wine and Sunday dinner is the most comforting thing in the world next to her husband.

[romirola]

Redacted-Tober (Days 14-31)

I was unable to maintain the once-a-day Redacted-Tober 2023 posting, so I wanted to make up for that and post the rest now! Thanks again, @autisticempathydaemon, for creating and sharing the game with us all! Full calendar here. Happy Halloween!

Day 14: Milo's night routine includes a snack, crossword puzzle time, calling his mother, tucking in Aggro, and watching Sweetheart to make sure they set their alarm for the next day.

Day 15: Avior's first post-hellscape date with Starlight is dinner and then a show at the planetarium.

Day 16: Vega is still confused by all the special days humans seem to faux-celebrate, such as International Cat Day, National Pizza Day, Groundhog's Day, and the various forms of Labor Day.

Day 17: Regulus has no drive or follow-through, so one day his listener will be safe. (Please?)

Day 18: One of Cam's favorite memories is seeing the victim of his first case smile for the first time since his vampire attack.

Day 19: (A treat for you, Lexi!) When Christian and Alexis bridge, he lets his wolf-brain guide his thoughts, and Alexis couldn't love it more.

Day 20: Aaron's favorite color is red because, as a very color-blind person, it's one he can see consistently.

Day 21: Blake has no friends on social media, yet he is always on social media.

Day 22: Sam loves the crisp air of an autumn night.

Day 23: William's favorite pub closed in 1823, called The Bourgeois Haunting.

Day 24: James loves a good office party, and always wears a light-up tie.

Day 25: Hudson is trying to pick up a new hobby: trick hula-hooping.

Day 26: Geordi makes his bed every day.

Day 28: Morgan tries to sing a new song every time he takes a shower.

Day 27: Guy often chooses to walk through the woods when he goes somewhere, opting for the scenic root over the quickest any time he has the chance.

Day 29: Anton is not one to get caught up in the past, but to look forward into the future.

Day 30: One dangerous "game" Quinn often "played" with the misfits he acquired was to trance them to help with their anxiety so he could think for them for a little while. Funny how coming out of the trance always left them with more anxiety, which led to Quinn insisting he'd need to trance them more to curb that pesky anxiety...

Day 31: One day, Hush will ask Doc to teach him to dance.

[epic-arc]

RWBY BUT IS A RANDOM TIKTOKS/VINES AUDIOS! PART 5!

Ice queen weiss and jaune were sitting on the sofa drinking hot chocolate and weiss would be looking at his cell phone with a confused and angry face and jaune would look at her and put his hand on her shoulder worriedly.

Jaune: Is everything alright?

IQ Weiss: I'm just confused because people are commenting on our photo on the beach and some people said ''This guy has a thicc girlfriend lucky guy'' Jaune what is thicc ?

Jaune would look at weiss confused and slightly blushing so he put the cup with hot chocolate on the table and looked at weiss with a more or less serious expression.

IQ Weiss: People tell me that i'm ''Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal'' is that a good thing? Do you think i'm thick?

Jaune would blush more remembering seeing his girlfriend wearing skirts and tights and bathing suits and he would take a deep breath and look into weiss' face.

Jaune: I think they mean is that well you're a bit on the heavier side...?

IQ Weiss: So they are calling me fat..

Weiss would look at jaune with a cold expression and the room would get colder and jaune would get a little nervous and try to calm weiss down.

Jaune: In a good way! In a good way!

IQ Weiss: Well how else am i supposed to take that other than an insult!

Jaune would sigh and scratch the back of his head and look at weiss with a calm smile on his face.

Jaune: Well you know humans always updating our vocabulary sick means cool, hot means cool, even fat means cool but with ph that is...

IQ Weiss: That's not how you spell fat!

Jaune would take his scroll and open the urban dictionary and look up the word thicc.

Jaune: Apparently we can't even spell thick either two c's can you belive that!

IQ Weiss: That's a counter-intuitive way to compliment someone... So tell me jaune am i ''thick'' with two c's?

Jaune: YEP!

Weiss approaches jaune sitting on his lap making him blush and would put his arms around his neck and look in jaune's face with a malicious smile.

IQ Weiss: thicker than a bowl of oatmeal ?~

Jaune: Thicker than a giant freaking bowl of oatmeal!

IQ Weiss: Yeah i thick as fuck!

Jaune: If you want i'd even let you sit on me I MEAN THAT'S HOW THICK YOU ARE!

IQ Weiss: WAIT WHAT ?!

Jaune: THAT A HUMAN THING SORRY!

IQ Weiss: Besides i'd easily crush their fragile skulls with my meaty posterior~

Jaune: Wut

We know jaune's fate after that, don't we my friends?

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Blake and yang and ruby ​​were on the sofa watching movies until ruby ​​would find it in the catalog of my littel poney's movie site and when blake was going to kiss yang she caught the attention of both.

Ruby: Could you two before you make out appreciate this work of art from this movie?!

Blake: Ruby that is My Little Pony Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks.

Ruby: No this is art blake art!!!

after a light dircussion the 3 would spend the night marathoning all my littel poney movies

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Nora would be in the kitchen looking for something to eat until she goes on a stick and finds a packet of halloween special oreo which scares her slightly and then takes a cookie and a glass of milk and dips the cookie in the milk.

Nora: I just freaked out a little bit I'm not going to scream over a cookie.

Nora took the oreo out of the milk and the milk marked that on the cookie it was written ''boo'' what does she say she screams very loudly.

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Ruby and penny were making friendship bracelets and yang would enter the room to see their bracelets.

Ruby: I made penny a bracelet with her favorite colors and as she likes fish I made one that say ''glub glub''!

Penny: And I know Ruby loves cookies as I made a bracelet that has the chemical chain of every product that goes into a cookie!

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[kinetic-elaboration]

October 24: Bellamy + Zombies

I wrote this last night but couldn't post it because I had no internet for some reason.

Bellamy-cenric, ~900 words

For the prompt: “Zombie AU” from this list of Autumn/Halloween prompts.

*

These guys are just the straight un-dead. In all the arthouse zombie flicks nowadays, all the re-told classics, all the daring and creative re-imaginings, the zombies are the product of disease, and the metaphor is slapped on thick. A virus, spreading: contagion. Maybe they’re not really dead at all, just decaying, and crazed with some inhuman need, and mindless, and shuffling, and not-too-slow. And the disease spreads and the living decay to living dead things and everyone pretends they’ve never heard this story before.

The monsters that shuffle around the countryside now are real, re-animated corpses crawled up out of shallow graves. They were fully dead, and now they’re something else. Bellamy would not call them alive. He wouldn’t call them diseased, and he doubts they’re contagious. They may or may not eat brains. He’s never gotten close enough to one to tell.

He and his sister still have power in their little farmhouse at the edge of town because the coming of the zombies has not brought on the end times and the basics of life still go on. So he watches the news every night to hear the latest on the creatures. They’re not everywhere, but they’re round and about the country now. He figures several have probably been captured and are in some government lab right about now, being prodded and studied, but no one would ever go on national TV and admit it.

Octavia thinks they should capture one of the zombies and put it to work, not that the farm really functions anymore, and this state of affairs has nothing to do with the apocalypse and everything to do with the Blakes not having been farmers in seventy or eighty years. Bellamy’s a teacher at the elementary school in Arcadia, third grade, and Octavia’s been doing odd jobs while she figures herself out. She has these fantasies about farm life that have about as much basis in reality as the concept of harnessing zombie power for good, but maybe eventually something real will materialize out of all of that imagination of hers. Then he’ll know if he should be placing blame on or giving thanks to her new boyfriend, Lincoln, and his fun facts about the original zombies, the proto-zombies, the reanimated almost-dead who work in the fields.

“We have fields, Bell,” she tells him. He reminds her that they’re meadowland now.

Dark falls earlier now that fall has settled in over Arcadia, not quite seven when he pulls all the blinds and turns on the extra lights. He flips the light on in the kitchen and the long, twin fluorescents buzz to life above his head.

And then, Bellamy pauses.

He senses it before he hears it. He senses it beneath the buzzing of the light, and Octavia’s footsteps on the stairs, and he feels it in the way his hand stops all on its own, hovering there above the light.

The crackling of leaves, shuffling against each other, whispering against each other. Pushed aside to form a path for heavy, slow feet. One step and then another, dragging, and heavy.

He lets his hand fall down from the light switch, thinks again, reaches up to turn it off. With only the haloed edge of the living room light behind him, he sees the room as almost utter inky blackness, stamped with the vague outlines of remembered shapes. He steps where he knows he can step, heavy on his own feet, until he reaches the window above the sink. Then he twitches aside the curtains and squints out into the dark. He can’t see a thing but he can he hear that same shuffling still, that weary dragging. He imagines he hears a moan coming with it, but that’s a sound in his own ears. The rhythm of the steps is so slow, so unfaltering. His breath is held waiting for the pattern to break.

Maybe for the heavy step to suddenly go still. Maybe to look up and see that rotten face looking at him.

Out on the edge of town, he’s seen plenty of them, the zombies, but almost always at a distance: pairs of them against the trees where the farmland gives out, or trains of three or four dragging their heels through the dust on the side of the road, heading toward the setting sun. Like wild animals, they keep their distance and he keeps his. He’s not sure if they can see, what they can smell, how close he’d have to get before they noticed him or what he’d have to do. He’s learned to live with them and around them, as he’s learned to live with so many other things.

Through the window, peering up close to it so he can discern past his own reflection, he watches as the figure enters the round splash of yellow from the back porch light. He sees details of it first, before he can fully grasp the whole: tatters and decay, in a skeletal shape. It drags its own foot behind it like a club. Its skin is picked over and scavenged, rot on its own fingers—this one is old, deep buried in the earth for a long time. A long time. It doesn’t turn to look at him and Bellamy doesn’t let go of his breath. Only after it’s long shuffled out of sight does he realize that he never did look at that old man’s face.

[bridgyrose]

Yang has trouble finding a non-sexy halloween costume that fits

(I might have to continue this one later)

Yang sighed as she glanced at her reflection, disappointed on how much cleavage the costume showed. It was the same way every year since Signal, and she was tired of it. Costumes that were more modest never fit right, costumes that fit always showed off more skin than she preferred, and none of the costumes ever fit right, always too tight somewhere. She pulled off the witch’s gown she had tried on and started to get dressed again. “At least I didnt have to spend money on it this time.” 

Blake knocked on the dressing room door. “You find anything that works yet?” 

“Not yet,” Yang answered as she put the costume back into its package and opened the door once she was dressed. “Just another “slutty” costume.” 

“I thought you had always enjoyed wearing that kind of stuff. You didnt have a problem dressing in a tight, red dress last year.” 

Yang shrugged. “Its different when dressing up as one of my favorite characters. Besides, this year, I want to do something different.” 

Blake gently took the package from Yang. “And you think a witch is different?” 

“No, but its what I could’ve done with it. Take the robe and turn it into something else. Dye it, color it, cut it apart and resew it with another costume.” 

“Then what’s stopping you now?” 

“Because I need something quick and easy for Ruby’s birthday party.” Yang walked back over to the costume racks and started to look through them again. “Every year for her birthday, we like to dress up and watch movies. This year, I want to do something special since this is the first in five years that she hasnt been on a mission on her birthday. And I want to bring it all back to our roots. Just being dorks and watching a few slasher flicks.” 

Blake nodded and started to search through with Yang, pulling a few costume packages for herself to try on. “I guess I see why you’re stressing over this.” 

Yang pulled a couple other costumes, immediately putting them back once she saw the word “slutty” on them as advertisement. She let out a heavy sigh and finally pulled away from the costume racks. “Guess its time to check the next place.” 

“Why not grab a couple costumes and adjust them as needed?” 

“If I had more time, I would.” Yang pulled out her scroll and started to flip through her calendar. “Ruby’s birthday is in five days. I need to find a costume, find a projector, figure out a cake for her, send invites to the rest of our friends, find a way to keep Ozpin occupied so he doesnt send her on a mission last minute, make sure I have party supplies, and I still need to organize where we’re actually going to hold this since dad told us we werent allowed to use the side of his place again after a mishap with his flower garden.” 

“Let Weiss and I handle some of this,” Blake said as she made her way to the fitting room. “Weiss can take care of the venue and I can take care of the cake and Ozpin.” 

“The last time I let Weiss handle anything, we ended up in a place all of us were out of place for.” 

“Then give her a list.” 

“I…” Yang stared at her scroll and looked over the list of everything she needed. “You… have a point. This is a lot for one person.” 

Blake nodded and came out of the fitting room wearing an elven archer costume. “Go find a costume, I’ll take care of the cake, and send Weiss a list of venues to look at.” 

Yang smiled. “I see why Ruby likes you.” 

“Now go.” 

Yang nodded and made her way out of the costume store, crossing off the cake from her list and marking it down as Blake’s responsibility. She paused in her step after a bit as she caught a costume shop she had never seen before out of the corner of her eye. Everything about it seemed off, an orange banner that read “Costumes” with no other sign for a name, and a few halloween decorations put up around the door. 

“Well, I guess I dont have anything to lose checking this out,” Yang said to herself as she opened the door. She paused in the doorway as she looked into the shop, rows of costumes lined the walls of the small shop though no one seemed to work it. Just a small sign next to the cash register that read “Leave equal payment”. 

“Anyone here?” Yang called out into the shop, the only answer being the empty air of the shop. With no answer, Yang slowly walked in and started to look through the costumes. The first costume she pulled from the rack was an old Victorian style dress from the old Kingdom of Vale in bright yellows, purples, and deep blues. The next costume she looked at was a bear suit that seemed to fit her without issue. Finally, Yang settled on a costume that was labeled as “Princess”, a light blue dress with sparkles and a white choker with a small tag. 

“Do not wear past midnight.” Yang chuckled to herself as she folded the costume up. “I dont have to worry about that, nothing we do will last past ten.” She slowly folded the costume and left enough lien to pay for the costume on the counter, too focused on her plans for Ruby’s birthday to notice the shop disappearing as she left and closed the door behind her.

[callmewrinkles3]

I know these are so many questions, hope you don’t mind. I love Emmy 🩷

7,11,17,37,44,49,52,56,59,65

7 How would they react to a theme park? Do they like rollercoasters? The games? The food? The other rides? She LOVES them. So so much. No so much rollercoasters or fast rides, maybe the smallest one and while Dan is holding her hand. But she loves all the rest. Her times at Disney with Dan and his family or even with Charlie, Dan and Blake are some of her happiest days.

11 Do they play any sports? If so, which ones? How do they feel about sports in general? Do they like to watch any? She’s the least sporty human being ever. She likes football, she’s a Liverpool fan, but then that’s it. She got stuck into F1 because of her boys but she had no idea about it before she met Blake.

17 How do they feel about Halloween and how do they celebrate it? She always thought it was fun, especially the decorations, but she never really celebrated it until Dan. Its really fun to do customs and stuff with him around, so she ended up loving it. It just got even better when they had kids.

37 How do they feel about the rain? What do they do when it’s raining? She loves the rain. There’s something about the smell when it rains that gives her peace. The sound also makes her sleep better. The one time she hates rain is when Dan has to race in the rain. If she normally gets nervous in dry races it’s just way worse in rainy ones. Also rainy days at home with Dan are everything to her. Its cuddles under a blanket while watching a movie or just having some slow sex or talking. She loves the sun, but the rain is one of the thing she misses the most while living in Perth.

44 What’s their favorite possession of theirs and why? Its the first pair of Vans Dan got her. They were just seeing each other, Em randomly mentioned she needed to go buy new shoes because hers were falling apart. Before she could go to Primark Dan showed up with a brand new pair of purple Vans that Em’s bank account couldn’t really afford. For Dan it was really no big deal, but for her it meant everything. After that its the Captain Croc plushie Dan got her. Then her collection of helmets.

49 How clingy are they? What do they act like? When she’s in public she’s the most normal human being, but give her an empty room with Dan for two seconds and she’s the clingiest human being ever existed. Hanging from his neck is probably one of her favourite things in the world, right after having his arms all around her.

52 On an average day, what can be found in their pockets? Girl pockets are Too Small so its just her phone. But she has everything in her bag, there’s always her wallet, her laptop, earplugs, her Beats, some stuff to fix her makeup if needed, snacks for Dan, some of her pills, London the bear, and her paddock pass and her passport.

56 What are some pet names they would use for their significant other? How do they feel about pet names in general? She went from no pet names to so many its irrational and she loves it. It makes her happy. And her go to names with Dan are Baby and Love.

59 How do they feel about cuddling/snuggling? She’s the cuddles queen. She loves it. She would never say no to a five minutes snuggle with her boy. It brings her happiness and makes her feel safe.

65 What are their thoughts/relationship with death? She’s terrified. The only deaths she really had to face was a family members when she was too young to really remember. But then she has to somehow face it every weekend. The man she loves races F1 cars, she faces losing the love of her life literally half of the weekends every year, so it terrifies her. She tries to not think about it much, but its one of her biggest nightmares. More than once Dan has had to wake her up from her sleep because of her nightmares. With time the most scary part it’s something suddenly happening to her or her babies. Because if it does she won’t know, but what would happen to her family? She’s a protector and if she’s not around who will protect her babies if she can’t do it? Who’s gonna protect Dan? And if something happens to her family who is she gonna be able to keep going?

[blakebloodbath]

Okay just finished RZ Halloween and I was so nervous but I actually kinda loved it? I have some critiques for the editing and the sound design and some weird plot stuff early on but overall I'm a fan. Very pleasant surprise.

I ranked it really low in my predictions post but now I'm really gonna have to think.

[greatwyrmgold]

Your tags made me curious; what was it you misread in RWBY Volume 1, that 2 proved wrong, that soured your feelings on the show? I'm pretty neutral on it myself, but interested to know more.

TL;DR: I assumed it was a character-focused series more than an action series.

This sounds dumb, but my experience with RWBY went like this:

Someone showed up to a college club Halloween party in Ruby cosplay and showed the Red trailer so that literally anyone would know who she dressed up as

I forget the Red trailer

Someone recommends RWBY to me after Volume 1 wrapped up

I binge Volume 1 twice

I binge the scant supplemental material available and remember seeing the Red trailer before

Depending on how you count, something like 80-90% of the trailers are just the four titular characters kicking ass in flashy ways. That sets your expectations appropriately for most of RWBY. But I'd forgotten the one trailer I'd seen, so my expectations were set by episode 1:

Exposition about the world's mythology and magic things any reasonable author would have called magic

A relatively brief action scene, with beats meant to establish our protagonist's personality

An interrogation scene which establishes her place in the world (and more of her personality)

A brief scene with her and her big sister

Combine that with how many episodes of Volume 1 focus on character drama over action (basically every episode outside initiation), and the impression I had was that action was a secondary focus of RWBY. It's impressive, but it was mostly bait to get you to invest in its character arcs and stuff.

And volume 1 seemed to be setting up pretty good character arcs! Weiss alone got two—she's starting to accept a subordinate role instead of the leadership she expected from her pedigree, and she's starting to confront her internalized racism against faunus.

Anyways, by the start of volume 2 Weiss is basically just nice. I slowly realized that volume 1 wasn't the start of those character arcs, but the entire arc. "And then she wasn't racist any more." Similarly, in volume 1 I assumed that RWBY was setting up some kind of nuanced exploration of racism, but that got harder and harder to believe every season.

I remember making a post on a RWBY message board comparing and contrasting the first episode of volume 2 with that of volume 1. The tone and focus were wildly different, volume 2's putting more time and effort into a fight scene that matters way less, it's just an excuse to include some goofy action. On the character side, we're technically introduced to Emerald, Mercury, and Neptune, but not in anything like the depth volume 1's first episode gave Ruby, nor the mystique it gave Ozpin.

Everyone thought I was making a mountain out of a molehill. But I was vindicated in the end. Also, that message board is the one where mods deleted a thread I made asking a question because they thought the answer was too obvious to need a thread. Fuck that forum.

TL;DR: I assumed it was a character-focused series more than an action series.

P.S. The first time I watched RWBY, I saw Blake for a split-second in the theme song bit at the end of episode 1 and realized she was one of those faunus things the news lady had mentioned. I did not realize she was trying to hide this, which meant the foreshadowing for her Reveal fell kinda flat and Weiss badmouthing the faunus race to her face came off way worse than it was supposed to. I think this is a hilarious story, but a surprising number of people don't believe it. (How was I supposed to know they'd color the inside of cat ears differently? Ruby's skin tone is #FFFFFF and the background characters are silhouettes!)

[carinalastimosa]

Will the Bachelor Franchise Give Asians Their Flowers?

I was a latecomer to The Bachelor franchise. It was the first year of COVID,  we’d gotten past the lockdown stage but it meant that new scripted content had dried up. So naturally, my husband and I turned to the backlog of Bachelor episodes on streaming services to keep the drama alive and well. That’s how it works, right? Either way, we were hooked and took enjoyment in watching every bloated episode of “starting to fall in love”-isms. 

I think part of our viewing enjoyment was being detached from the real time drama that unfolds between each week of an episode’s release. We could speculate in our own little bubble how serious Greg was about Katie or if Becca regretted not choosing Blake. Reality dating shows have long struggled with addressing social media. Should they focus on what was presented during the show or touch on the narrative created outside of the show on social media? It’s a tricky balancing act. Just ask Vanessa Lachey after the season 4 reunion of Love is Blind. The Bachelor franchise, which includes The Bachelorette; Bachelor in Paradise; The Golden Bachelor; and soon to be The Golden Bachelorette iteration to air this fall, is no exception to this. In fact, The Bachelor franchise first piqued my interest when Season 13 Bachelorette Rachel Lindsay published her article on being the first black person to lead the franchise and the challenges and failed expectations that came with that. This coincided with the surfacing of photos of Season 25 Bachelor contestant Rachel Kirkconnell attending an Antebellum-themed party. At that time, The Bachelor was airing Season 25 with Matt James, their first black man to lead the franchise. I followed these headlines loosely as it made the pop culture news rounds but I still brushed off the show, thinking that it was something not worth investing in, as ultimately, this was a dating show by white people, made for white people. 

Cut to March 2024, and I have now become well versed in the Bachelor universe, having now watched 8 Bachelor seasons and 10 Bachelorette seasons. I have my favorite contestants (Gabby Windey), favorite seasons (Tayshia Adams’s half of The Bachelorette), and honestly look forward to whenever Jesse Palmer pops up to do some hosting. I had found my trashy T.V. , my guilty pleasure, the thing I can turn on to turn off my brain. It was supposed to just be something I could watch and that’s it. But to be a part of Bachelor Nation is more than that. 

Bachelor Nation is known to dig. No matter how beloved or trivial a contestant, they will find something that could move the dial in a devastating way. Some of it hilarious, like Season 28 Bachelor contestant, Daisy Kent, being a part of a music video, featuring the poetic lyrics of “I think I’m better and I don’t give a f*ck now / So you can lick on my sack suck my nuts now / That ain’t no fossil, oh bitch this a bust down / I feel alright ain’t dark like the sundown”. While some are worth discussing like Season 19 Bachelorette contestant Erich Schwer dressing up as Jimi Hendrix in blackface for a Halloween party; which the show ultimately ignored during their finale because Schwer ended up being Gabby Windey’s choice and the show needed their happy ending since co-Bachelorette lead Rachel Recchia’s choice ended up cheating before they could even air the finale. While not ultimately a part of the show, I do view it as supplemental material that either enhances or informs my viewing. Bachelor Nation has done my research for me so that I don’t have to. But there’s only so much I can consume. I’m not one to engage in the comments, whether it’s reading them or writing them. Whatever Bachelor Nation has found, I get nice little summaries of it from my favorite recaps such as The Ringer’s podcast Bachelor Party and YouTube channel Bachelor Fantake. 

The latest season to air this year, Season 28 of The Bachelor starring Joey Graziadei seemed to reignite Bachelor Nation’s love for their leads. Off the heels of the very successful debut of The Golden Bachelor, despite the fallout of Gerry Turner post the show’s airing, Bachelor producers capitalized on the moment and it seemed that everyone fell in love with Graziadei. Heck, I did too! I mean the emotional intelligence and the way he looks at you! With all eyes on the bachelor, it meant that close attention was also paid to the Bachelor contestants. Nothing too disparaging was found, with the exception of the already mentioned Kent music video, but that’s more unfortunately hilarious than damning. Instead, the discourse came well into the season, when fan favorite, Maria Georgas asked Graziadei for a moment to speak to him privately just as the final 3 rose ceremony was about to begin, and when Goergas came back to join the rest of the women, fellow contestant Rachel Nance asked, “What was that about?”. Out of context, this seems like a simple enough question, and even watching the moment play out, there was nothing to clock. In fact, what I found to be slightly irritating was Georgas’s response to Nance, “I’ll tell you one day.” But Bachelor Nation perceived this differently. Immediately attacking Nance, not necessarily for what she did (ask a question), but for who she was (half Black/half Filipino). I don’t gotta say it but this is where I mention that Goergas is a white woman. Call me biased but Nance was my favorite contestant on Season 28 of The Bachelor.  Sure, partly because she’s Filipino, but she also seemed like a really cool, chill, no fuss kind of gal. As down to earth as a person can be considering they decided to be on a reality T.V. show. The kind of woman I want to be. When she made it all the way to hometowns, I was fist pumping over her teaching Graziadei how to greet her parents with mano po and her saying she likes the fattier parts of the lechon. This was exposure to a culture for a viewership that is predominately white. I was thrilled! So it saddened me when the Women Tell All aired with a segment where host Jesse Palmer discusses the racist comments fired at Nance over social media. Hearing her repeat what had been slurred at her reinforced to me that Bachelor Nation still isn’t accepting of a black lead and is not ready for an Asian lead. This show that I love to indulge in, will continue to be ruled by whiteness.

So to my surprise, and most likely disappointment of Bachelor Nation, Jesse Palmer announced the next lead of The Bachelorette, Vietnamese-American Season 28 Bachelor contestant Jenn Tran as the franchise’s first ever Asian-American lead. It’s been made public that Tran was not the first pick (Maria Georgas), nor was she even the second (Daisy Kent). This is also reinforced by the casting of Tran’s men, predominantly virtually white men with just one Asian man. While Tran does not have to date a fellow Asian, it shows how little Bachelor producers have thought this through. Pre-casting under the assumption that surely one of the 2 fan favorites from the top 3 will say, “yes” but then having to pivot to a contestant who placed fifth and focusing on the historic casting of it all to try and gain brownie points worries me.

I must admit, I was also skeptical of Tran’s casting and I felt guilty over that. Shouldn’t I have been thrilled that there was meaningful representation for a show that caters to whiteness? But I was placing unrealistic expectations on Tran that I wouldn’t have any other lead. Watching her Bachelorette announcement segment started out on a high that quickly deflated as Tran failed to meet what my expectations were for Asian representation. In a quick effort to make Jenn relatable, producers went with the “Fun Jenn” angle where she’s just a gal who wants to have a good time and will ask for shots to get the party started. To me, it came off as someone not ready to take on the responsibility of being the first Asian-American to lead this franchise. It’s always tough to be the first in something where barriers need to be broken. You need to be so many things for a marginalized group of people that contains a multitude of perspectives and values. By already dismissing Tran as not my type of Asian, I missed sight on what she was trying to achieve and move forward for the Asian American community. I projected my own baggage of having to prove myself in white spaces. She doesn’t have to be all the things, she just has to be herself, which looking back at that announcement segment, she already was doing. That in of itself is progress. We can also let loose, have a good time, and also still bear the weight and responsibility of what it means to be an Asian-American, a child of immigrant parents, a woman of color, and more all at the same time.

Tran has mentioned in interviews, “I just never saw herself as a main character.” A sentiment that I connect to deeply. Growing up in the 90’s, there wasn’t much Asian representation in the television or movies I watched. And now, as an adult, trying to carve my spot in acting, I’m constantly trying to prove to casting that I’m worth it. That I can be that person you cast as your lead because my voice is worth hearing.

Tran will now do the same as The Bachelorette premieres tonight. Like the many Bachelorette leads before her, her journey of love begins as she meets the men and hands out roses until the final rose that leads to engagement. She’s going to do it her way and America will watch every week, captivated by the choices she’ll make.

Bring on the Jenn-ergy. 🌹

[deadghosy]

🎃Halloween imagines

Robin Arellano

He would definitely do some stupid shit.

You can’t tell me he would be that kid to pretend they haven’t been to your house before when he has been there for the 6th time for more candy 🍭

Binges horror movies and his favorite ones.

If you ever went trick or treating with him he would be so happy and hold your hand while smiling.

Wouldn’t do matching costumes cause he says that they are “corny” but really he is embarrassed going out cause of his “bad kid reputation”

But he would definitely make sure you both wear matching bandannas in public to school.

One time he once stayed home to give candy out to kids only for the kids to take more than one and when Robin caught one of them little shits they threw candy at robin like a dog.

Never again did he open that damn door again.

Finney Blake

He either is staying home to give candy out, or trick or treating.

Finn loves when you come to his house, so he would play your favorite Halloween movie ever.

Popcorn and everything. This man is prepared for this nice Halloween date.

If he did went trick or treating, he would bring you and Gwen. Y’all would have a blast ding dong ditching people’s house and run laughing your asses off.

I can see Finn skipping like a little girl cause he is having the time of his life with Halloween.

Ends Halloween with eating too much candy and waking up with wrappers around him and you in his arms while Gwen is literally hanging off the couch.

Vance hopper

You would have to annoy him and beg him to dress up for Halloween.

The costumes were a demon and you beings angel. When I tell you this man didn’t get when you said the demon costume reminded you of him.. he did not get in at all.

So when you both walked out, Bruce came to say hello when he stopped smiling at Vance who looks ready to go home already. “Why is Vance dressed as himself, yk you can’t dress like yourself dude.” Vance right then and there now meant why he had to wear this stupid costume.

He looks to his right to see you trying not to laugh. “You think this is funny shit head?” You just nod while trying to keep it together even if some little noises are coming out.

He pushes you away from him while walking away fuming. “THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT! I CANT BELIEVE THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH-”

He stole a little kid’s candy bag cause his whole night was ruined. The kids mom told him to be more mature but Vance flipped he lady off and said “fuck off lady” while still walking away.

Bruce Yamada

Bruce is definitely trick or treating.

Would go as his favorite baseball player, this mf would be holding his baseball bat waving it around jerks who would try to mess with you.

Would probably yell as loud as possible when saying “trick or treat”

Mf probably says “trick or treat or smell my feet” as a joke. And you would have to stand behind him either snickering or looking like you don’t know this man.

Would definitely use his baseball bat to pitch candy around his room for fun while you are eating his candy.

Ends Halloween with you and him telling stories when you were kids or like just talking about how trick or treating went

Billy Showalter

Would be baking Halloween cookies and making snacks for when you hang out with him.

You both will be definitely wearing matching couple costumes.

He just loves seeing you around him smiling happily. He will definitely give candy out to the kids and tell them to be good.

He most definitely is a type of boyfriend to always like hold your hand while watching a horror movie. But he doesn’t like watching horror movies because he’ll get nightmares every two days in a row.

So really you both are we watching comedy shows while eating candy together.  if he ever went trick-or-treating he will bring you along ‘ he likes to have you around him because he feels comfortable with you, he’ll be the kid to yell out to the people gives them candy “have a good night.” with the most charming smile.

If he was giving candy out he would always have the most favorite candy ever. and your Halloween ends with you waking up on his shoulder, smiling at the memory you two had.

Griffin Stagg

(This part is you being his parental figure cause it’s cute that way)

He would tell you to let him go trick or treating since you are kinda protective over him. He loves that you care about him a lot.

He even once called you his mom/dad/parent. He was so embarrassed that it slipped out but you said it was okay.

“Mom/Dad/(Y/n)!! THEY HAVE SNICKERS!!” Griffin yelled in excitement. He ran up to you and pulled your sleeve so he could show you.

He definitely had a sugar rush, so you had a bottle of water just in case he went too crazy. This was the first time he felt free of negativity and boredom. Of course he loved his books, but he also know that there is more than books.

He loved that he felt like a kid. And you were proud too, you were proud to see him smile like that this night.

He was very bouncy while going to houses, he was dressed as a pumpkin cause you sometimes call him your little pumpkin.

When you both went home he was sharing his candy with you even if you told him no. He still gave you some.

You both watch some movies to past the night, and when you woke up he was on you lap. Cuddled against you smiling. You softly smiled at him while kissing his head.

And that’s how you both ended Halloween

[heretyc]

incorrect quotes, outlast edition

Y/N: This is such a bad idea. Miles: Then why are you coming along? Y/N: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Miles: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Trager: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Y/N: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Waylon: Mind your language! Y/N: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Waylon: Y/N: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Y/N: You saved me. I owe you my life. Blake: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Y/N: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Trager: You mean literally or figuratively? Y/N: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Trager: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Chris: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Eddie: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Eddie: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Y/N: I think you mean cards. Eddie, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Walrider: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Trager: I'm a reverse necromancer. Jeremy: Isn't that just killing people? Trager: Ah, technicality.

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Blake: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Lynn: You would eat yourself? Blake: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Knoth: What did you do with Marta's body? Val: What didn’t I do with the body? Knoth: Val: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

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Knoth: You're right. Val: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Marta: God, give me patience. Val: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Marta: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Y/N: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Val: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Y/N: Absolutely not.

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Y/N: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Val: Marta: Knoth: Everyone Else At Y/N’s Surprise Birthday Party: Val: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Lynn, trying to ask Blake out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Val: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Y/N: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology. Val, amazed: Wow... Eddie, to Val: Well what does that mean? Val: I don't know. Val, to Y/N: What does that mean?

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Jessica: We need to get through this locked door. Lynn, give me your credit card. Lynn: Here. Jessica, pocketing it: Thanks. Blake, kick down the door.

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Jeremy: If you had to choose between Y/N and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Trager: That depends, how much money are we talking about? Y/N: Trager! Jeremy: 63 cents. Trager: I'll take the money. Y/N: TRAGER!!!

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Frank: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Marta: Favorite horror movie? Val: It Knoth: Saw Nick: Annabelle Laird: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Heretic: So what’s for dinner? Val, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Miles: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions? Waylon: Put spaghetti in it. Miles: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you. Jeremy: Put spaghetti in it. Miles: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two. Trager: Put spaghetti in it. Miles: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

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Eddie: I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen! Waylon: Really? Name one law Eddie: Don't kill people? Waylon: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Knoth: *Walking into a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Val: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Blake: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Val: It means I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Blake: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Val: Blake, they...they weren’t always orphans. Blake:

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Lynn: Must be hard not being able to laugh Val: I do have a sense of humor you know Lynn: I’ve never heard you laugh before Val: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

[violetharmonsbae]

EVERY violet harmon exact worn

i went through american horror story and watched every violet scene and researched all the outfits she wore. in the list below, i organized all her exacts by season and episode. i will include exact brands and item names :)

SEASON 1; Murder House (2011)

episode 1 (pilot)

-APC madras floral tiered dress, urban outfitters sparkle and fade boyfriend cardigan (yellow)

-anthropology anthro horkelia shift dress (orange)

-see by chloe holes pullover sweater (creme/beige)

-urban outfitters reformation riley dress, purple/blue flannel

-YMC modcloth little prairie dress, american eagle graphic short sleeve henley, cocoon cardigan (grey)

episode 2; Home Invasion

-urban outfitters trouve chevron striped orange top

-splendid tab long sleeve tunic blouse (purple)

-staring at stars navy slip, red plaid drop shoulder cotton button up shirt (FLANNEL)

episode 3; Murder House

-free people lost in the forest sweater (faded rose)

-urban outfitters trouve chevron striped orange top

episode 4; Halloween Part 1

-free people floral lace henley (white), Kinks band tee

-BDG floral leggings, free people burnout henley, chloe k leaf shirt

episode 5; Halloween Part 2

-joie varia navajo striped cardigan (with previous outfit)

-free people lost in the forest sweater (white) 

episode 6; Piggy Piggy

-free people lace and terry cutaway pullover (brown), free people animal print tank top (brown)

-free people scandalous lace top

-free people spending time pullover 

-ecote striped sweater (pink)

-intimately free people trapeze slip (storm grey, grey lace), gypsy rose cardigan (brown), staring at stars navy slip

-free people all over lace pullover (purple)

episode 7; Open House

-free people scandalous lace top, banana republic striped cardigan

-free people lost in the forest sweater (faded rose)

episode 8; Rubber Man

-levi’s fringe wrap cardigan, free people lace henley (black)

-BDG floral leggings, free people burnout henley, chloe k leaf shirt

episode 9; Spooky Little Girl

violet wasn’t featured in this episode unfortunately 

episode 10; Smoldering Children

-free people regal macrame tunic (blue)

-kimchi blue wildflower dress (plum), free people crafty cuff thermal (mocha), forever 21 chevron zig zag cardigan

episode 11; Birth

-california dip dye drape tee (grey dipped in purple), wallpapher bohemian macrame fringe vest, electric daisy carnival stockings

-pins and needles (urban outfitters open weave cable fisherman knit body) sweater

episode 12; Afterbirth

-APC madras floral tiered dress, urban outfitters boyfriend cardigan (yellow)

-ecote striped sweater (pink)

-lucius lagoon slip (dark grey), free people lost in the forest sweater (faded rose)

-levi’s fringe wrap cardigan, chloe k leaf shirt

-free people fit and flare burgundy skater dress

SEASON 8; Apocalypse (2018)

episode 6; Return to Murder House

-GAP ditsy floral button down short sleeve dress, urban outfitters blake cardigan (rust)

VIOLET extras and accessories

-army bag (olive green) i got it on amazon, i will leave a link below

 https://www.amazon.com/Rothco-Canvas-Israeli-Paratrooper-Olive/dp/B000ICGFJA/ref=sr_1_44?dchild=1&keywords=rothco+army+bag&qid=1631415842&sr=8-44

-small silver hoop earrings

-urban outfitters socks (with 3 buttons)

-beanies

-pork pie hat

-racoon hat

-chocolate converse

-wedged boots

-books

-ipod

-cigarettes (lol jk)

[whoiwanttoday]

We are now almost a week into the Halloween season by my Calendar. Now, look, I try to keep Halloween in my heart all year round and all but some people find it obnoxious if you're too obvious about it, so for me September 15th is when it really starts. I keep the decorations inside until then and so on. Anyway, we are well in now and I am 7 movies in to my Halloween Movie watching and that includes a Scooby Doo movie because I am a person of supreme taste. It's also why I am posting Daphne instead of Velma because I am a person of taste rather than a follower. See, someone will reblog or comment on this because they do every time to say that Velma is hotter. Someone once told me they prefer Velma because they aren't really into obvious hot girls. Which, let's just go ahead and say it, is pathetic. Modulating who you are attracted to to seem interesting? Sorry, not sorry. Besides the fact that there is no reason to tear down one to prop up the other (but I get it, they are women and you're a free thinker so you are engaging in the age old practice of pitting two women against each other) I also want to point out that the most common take on the internet about Scooby Doo is that, "Velma is the hot one". This has been true since the 90's. Because it's an idea lots of internet hipsters have had to seem interesting. Also, they don't watch Scooby Doo. I hate to be that person but there is no way you actually watch and have opinions on this shit because if you did you'd know that in roughly 25% of the Scooby Doo movies that exist out there one of the plot points is that everyone thinks Velma is the hot one to the surprise of Velma and Daphne. It was a running joke in the one I watched last night where someone would say, "You got that right, Beautiful," and Daphne would say, "I didn't say anything". Velma would blush, they would indicate they meant her, big yucks. So given it is a common take built into the show, it is less unique than you think it is. Anyway, Velma is great if a bit too know it all depending on the writing. Last night's was great though, everyone is great. Why is Daphne great? Cause she tries and she's a good friend. She saved Fred's life, she supported Velma and encouraged her to embrace her hotness, she wore little shorts and a tied off top. Look, there is a reason why in the dark years she stuck around with Scooby and Shaggy, someone had to take care of those clowns. Without Daphne poor Scooby and Shaggy would be dead somewhere, dogs aren't meant to eat that much human food and frankly neither are people. Someone had to keep them in check. Also just... I am socially well adjusted and have no problem responding to the obvious social signals that Daphne is the hot one, it's why I have been attracted to her since I was 2 years old. Today I want to fuck Daphne Blake.