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Heracles: Now that I'm an Olympian God, I have something to get out of my chest.

Zeus: Speak your peace my son.

Heracles: Ahem. Fuck you Hera!

Zeus: 😳 Woah!!

Hestia: *gasps* 😧

Dionysus: *sipping wine* 👀

Hephaestus: Finally someone said it.

Hera: Excuse me???😠

Heracles: Fuck your excuse, fuck your peacock, fuck your stank ass attitude, and fuck you. All day fuck you!!

Hestia: Oh dear he's extremely angry.

Hades: Damn I can feel the rage from my crib.

Hera: 😠 How dare you speak to me-

Heracles: 😡 Nah shut the whole fuck up!!! Ever since Zeus did his usual thing, you became a throbbing cunt and went after me!! You made my life a living hell bitch!!! 😡

Athena: This man is speaking facts.

Zeus: Son come on you made your point.

Heracles: You shut your ass up too pops! I'm mad at you too!! 😡

Zeus: Dafuq did I do?!?

Ares: Father don't you fuckin play dumb.

Heracles: You couldn't keep your shit in your toga and decided to make a rape baby! Do you hear me?!? You stuck your dirty dick in my mom's pussy non-consensually!!! 😡

Hestia: Lalala I'm not listening! 😖

Heracles: My bad Hestia, sorry for the vulgarity. But for real, fuck you Zeus and especially fuck you Hera. I mean that with 100% with 1000%.

Hera: 😮

Zeus: 😮

Hebe: Honey, I've made dinner~. ☺️

Heracles: Coming sweetheart. 😊

[dancesingay]

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Maia: Hey Apollo, what's your frustration?

Apollo: Your fucking baby stole my cattle!!

Maia: Oh come on, he's just a baby. Don't be ridiculous.

Zeus: Baby girl, I just gave you a divine dicking. There's no way for a mortal like you to be sure he's an ordinary baby.

Hermes: Goo goo gaga. 😏

Apollo: HE THINKS HE'S FUCKING AROUND! 😡

Zeus: Apollo, be nice to your baby brother. Hermes, give him a lyre in exchange.

Hermes: Okay okay.

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Artemis: So, what's the Artemis Code?

Hippolytus: Take shots over thots.

Artemis: My hunta!

Artemis and Hippolytus:

Aphrodite: Nah, fuck that! Oooh, Phaedra! I've got something to show you!~❤️

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Biden Claims Gun Charges Never Get Jail Time | Hunter Biden Pardon

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Real Talk:

No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

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Sun Wukong: Good morning!!! *shoots golden eyebeams*

Jade Emperor: Holy shit!!!! Yo, check what the hell is happening!!

Officer: Sir, we found a stone monkey and golden light was emitting from its eyes.

Jade Emperor: Oh, guess it's a Thursday. Nevermind.

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Dionysus: Hot damn India was a trip. Time to teach everybody how to make some good ass wine. Oh hey guys!

Pirate: Let's kidnap this dude, he's got to be wealthy!

Dionysus: 😆 Bruh what you mean I ain't got no money.

Old Man: Young blud, that's Dionysus he's a god!!!

Dionysus: He's right you know. Wanna see a party trick?

*massive trip out*

Dionysus: Congratulations old man, I'm inviting you to the party! Quick question: have you ever heard of coca plants? Once you take one you'll be buggin!

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Aphrodite: Who's that guy?

Hephaestus: Oh that's my brother Ares. Hey bro!

Ares: Sup cripple, who dis fine thang?

Aphrodite: Why I'm the goddess of love and beauty.

Ares: Love huh? Wanna know what I love? Blowing backs out.

Aphrodite: Oh really? 😏

Ares: Yea, so you better watch yours or I might blow it out. 😉

Aphrodite: 🫦

Hephaestus: Haha, always a kidder.

Aphrodite: I'm going to visit this god of war. I'll be back in a ... couple of hours.

Hephaestus: Okay honey. I love you.

Aphrodite: K thanks.

Ares: Come over here and show a god of war what it means to love.

Aphrodite: Say less Daddy. 🫦

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Zeus: Aw hell nah!! Ixion!!!

Ixion: Uh oh.😨

Zeus: You fuckin right “uh oh”! I invited you to Mount Olympus to party hardy and you impregnate my wife? Nah son we don't do that here!! 😠

Ixion: I-I'm so sorry.

Zeus: Can sorry unfuck my wife?? Get your dog ass out of my crib!!!

Hera: You know, this is the one time you actually respected me. Thank you! 😊

Zeus: You're welcome baby girl ... Now where the nymphs at? What's a god got to do to get his dick sucked, you know what I'm sayin?

Hera: And there it is. 🙄

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Hera: *giving birth*

Zeus: Alrighty I've got another son! I shall name him Hephaestus.Hope this one isn't a violent kid- WTF!!! 😨

Hera: What's the matter- Sweet Kronos!!! 😱

Zeus: Is that a baby or a motherfucking gorilla?!?

Hera: Whatever it is, it's not my kid! *yeet*

(Years later)

Hephaestus: Mother, I have returned.

Hera: Ewww the ugly ball of flesh grew up!! 😱

Hephaestus: Nice to meet you too bitch. I brought you a golden throne just for you.

Hera: Ooh I've suddenly gotten distracted from your ugly ass. Throne please! ☺️

Hephaestus: Yeah, enjoy your gift. 😈

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The Lord's Prayer

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespasses against us. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, the power, and the glory forever and ever. Amen.

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King Minos: Hey Unc, I need your help to make me more popular.

Poseidon: Here's a white bull. Bring it back when you're done.

King Minos: Wow, what a nice looking bull! .... My bull.

(meanwhile)

Poseidon: That little shit!! 😠

Aphrodite: What's the matter? Ohh, your nephew was supposed to sacrifice that white bull wasn't he?

Poseidon: Yeah he was! But you know what? I got something funny for him. Go pull a prank on Minos's wife.

Aphrodite: Hey Pasiphae, you want some beef in your taco?

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Trump Won & You Can't Blame Black Men

Guess gaslighting the “brothas” to vote for Kamala Harris didn't go as intended. It's almost as if black people aren't owed to the Democrats.🤷🏾‍♂️

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Real Talk:

Insurance companies make people believe the former will pay for things only to find out the prices went up higher than usual. It's a literal trap. The most pathetic thing is that dumb fucks will blame capitalism for the communist mentality.

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The State: Always Anti-Justice

There are plenty of examples of the State using physical force when it's immorally justified. You'll get rare occasions that force is justified, but the State fucks that up too. And that is no accident.