#blackmetalbats yaps

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silly little supernatural people love these thingies so i made a few last one is a little treat mostly for me because i love them lol

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arthur asking if it’s only in england cracks me up. like “is mother darkness a uk thing or….?”

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also just saying this to say it but...

arthur was resurrected, and after three days he was fine enough to go out and about??? close enough welcome back jesus????

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guys. GUYS. i don’t think you understand. if arthur lester becomes (some sort of) king arthur now that he’s in medieval england, is there going to be a lancelot? if so, who?

if you guys didn’t know, canonically, in every version of the story in the matter of britain (the whole shenanigans of the arthurian legends and beyond) lancelot and arthur are in a weird love triangle with gueneviere, arthur’s wife and lancelot’s lover.

so is john gueneviere? is arthur gonna be jealous about him??? is there gonna be someone else who john will like???

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owls dont eat people, boys

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arthur: drowning

john: i will help by screaming at you and describing the absolute horror that is in front of you. the corpse of the witch-

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guys! guys! i LOVE shitposting and making memes about malevolent, but! we need to talk about two things from the last ep

1

this is probably a minor thing? but i loved all the allusions to giving birth. we have arhtur mpreg from last episode (lmao) we have the title of the episode (deliverance) we have arthur "being born again", or being resurrected from the dead and we have the scene of them going underwater, and then resurfacing "outside". i really liked it and it might come up again idk

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DIES IRAE??????

Yorick calls the "combined force" of John and Arthur as Dies Irae. that is a medieval latin sequence that describes judgment day (i.e. the last day of the apocalypse in the christian scriptures). and it particularly describes the trumpets of god separating the saved and the unsaved.

the saved will be delivered (sounds familiar?) and the unsaved will be cast into eternal flames (the dark world?)

im so intrigued and i want to see where this is going to go, but i have a feeling that it is going to be resolved in season 6, as like the finale of the whole series, and Harlan is just mentioning it now to spread some seeds that he can collect later

i am so gonna make another post about this

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no arthur lester we can’t give you another free trial for this therapist. yes just one therapy session- yes im sorry, you’re gonna have to pay for the next ones. and you look like you need them. byeee

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just for y'all's knowledge, i am doing my dissertation on arthurian legends and specifically the quest for the holy grail, and i have a little secret corner of my brain in which i know arthur lester has become king arthur now that he is in medieval times

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its very rainy and foggy here today and im updating my family on the state of the fog every 15 minutes

like "oh, now we cant see x's house" or "the nearest mountain is covered too" or "the fog has come up to our vegetable garden"

i just feel like a certain guy named cecil gershwin palmer

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i actually dont care that yorick is incredibly sus and might have ulterior motives, i dont care if hes completely amoral thus resulting in immoral actions, i dont care i dont care. he is the love of my life and we're gonna have a happy life together

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MALEVOLENT FANDOM y'all need to listen to me i will not be silenced

arthur and john are sooooo Taking what's not yours by TV Girl coded

some of the lyrics:

Thievin', stealin', takin' what's not yours Takin' what's not yours, takin' what's not yours like.... it already feels a lot like them? if you know what i mean?

Ooh, I still have your lighter A LIGHTER IS MENTIONED???? Ooh, I still have your book Ooh, I still have everything you brought, but you never took

and then these two lines are just perfect for them? (actually for a lot of characters, but rn im looking at john and arthur very closely, im looking at them in the eyeballs) You know where to find me And I know where to look

I don't really know if she knows or not But I left some things in her jewelry box And she's wearing out my rings Taking the compliments meant for me And although I think I'll miss them At least there's proof of my existence A captive little soldier on her fingers Deep behind enemy lines THIS WHOLE VERSE FEELS LIKE THEM??? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?? AM I INSANE? probably

anywho

these were my thoughts for the night, thank you for listening

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guys. i have watched deadpool & wolverine and i am a changed man.

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i literally had a dream last night that i was working at rusty quill and now that i think about it i'll be greving forever the fact that im not working at rusty quill

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no you dont get it. i feel like people like mushrooms but they dont like them like i do. i am the only one who loves them. i am the only one ever in the world to be able to distinguish them and pick up only the ones that are good to eat, and pick them up in a way that will allow for them to regrow. i am the only one who knows where to look for them. im not even talking about the taste, i just like Mushrooms in the wild. they're my friends

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diversity wins! the man with an entity in his head that has cannibalized you in the dreamlands is probably not straight!