#blackhill fanfic

[ncis-nerd]

Hungry

100 follower celebration

fandom: marvel

ship: blackhill x fem!reader

about: dinner where our two lovely boss ladies cannot take their hands off you. you're all dressed up and so perfect for them.

warnings: smut, exhibitionism, public sex, very brief reference to politics, pet names, praise, degradation, fingering (r receiving, nat giving), dom blackhill, sub r, r has a uterus, r is referred to as she.

"A-and did you see his reaction!" Bucky exclaimed, taking a sip of his drink. "I KNOW!! It was so funny!" Tony chuckled. Their voices drowned out, as you suddenly became aware of Maria's hand sitting on your thigh. It was firm. Your eyes met her hungry gaze. Nat was also eyeing you, you found her staring at your chest.

The team went out to dinner at an expensive restaurant so you had to dress up. You decided to wear a dress that was very revealing, obviously your girlfriends could not take their eyes off of you when you were getting ready.

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They tried to touch you, but you swatted their hands away because you were trying to do your makeup. Also you guys literally had no time to mess around because the reservation was for 8pm and you had to leave in 10 minutes.

Natasha groaned when she realized you were serious. "Please detka, a quickie? I can make it fast." Nat pleated. You shook your head no. As appealing as that sounded, you needed to finish your eyeshadow.

Maria smirked when when entered the room, overhearing Nat's pleads to touch you. "Don't be so desperate dear. Our little slut will practically be begging us to fuck her by the end of the night" Maria spoke calmly.

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And that brought you to this exact moment, you were starting to think that you should've taken Nat up on her offer. You were sandwiched between the two. Nat's fingers started to make it's way onto your thigh as well. Her hand patted your thigh to spread.

You looked at her, turning red. "Cmon detka, no one is paying attention. They're engrossed in the drunken conversation of politics." Nat whispered closely to your ear, her breath tickled you.

You obliged and Maria raised an eyebrow at you, not seeing the actions of the spy. Natasha looked at her with a smirk. Maria rolled her eyes.

Nat' hand snaked between your thighs, trailing up until she met your underwear. Oh, you were soaked. She smirked and traced painfully slow circles over your underwear.

You huffed and looked at Nat with puppy dog eyes. "Y/N! What do you think?" Maria smirked, inviting you to join the conversation. You jumped, obviously not expecting that. Your legs tried to close but Maria held them open. God you looked so flustered.

"Y/N, you're turning red. Are you feeling well?" Carol asked, an ounce of concern sounded in her voice. Valkyrie pinched Carol lightly, she realized what was happening and Valkyrie noticed Carol turning a little pink herself.

"M' fine" you mumbled. They went back to their own conversation, not nothing that you, Natasha and Maria have been fairly quiet. Your head started to feel a little fuzzy.

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You looked at Maria and whined softly. "What is it bunny? Use your words." Maria said firmly. "Please, please, please" you mumbled into her ear. Her demeanor soften, "Please what honey? Can you tell me and daddy what you need?" Maria cooed. "Touch' please" you mumbled, hardly able to form sentences. "Good job at using your words, baby." Maria praised you. She wouldn't be too hard on you, knowing you're in a fuzzy headspace.

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Fuck you looked so perfect, your glassy eyes was her final straw. She caved in and began to fuck you harder. Her fingers curled in you, picking up speed. You had to bite your lip to hide your moans. "You close, bunny?" Natasha whispered into your ear.

You nodded desperately. "Then come for me, be a good girl for me, angel." Natahsa gave you permission. You felt your high approaching. Maria's fingers found your clit and rub fast circles around it. Fuck, this is it. Your legs began to shake as you came down from your high.

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"You okay bunny?" Maria whispered, as both their fingers left you. You whined softly, feeling empty. "Hey guys, Y/N's forehead feels hot so we're gonna go home. You guys enjoy the dinner." Natasha spoke, helping you to feet. You clung onto both of the women. They smiled softly at your clingness. "Hope you feel better y/n" a bunch of mumbles as you guys left.

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You saved me* when you are taken, your mothers do anything in their power to get you back, even if it means hurting you in the process

Storms and safe houses# when you go on a mission with Natasha Romanoff and Maria Hill, the mission goes sideways quick leaving you stranded in a safe house while a snow storm rumbles outside (Blackhill x teen avengers reader)

Girls night... I mean mission#* when you go on a mission with Natasha Romanoff and her girlfriend Maria Hill, it goes a little differently than what you expected, especially when you end up sharing a room in the hotel 

I promise I can explain#* while you are sneaking around, enjoying time with your girlfriend, you didn't account for one thing. Your moms finding out... (Wanda x blackhill daughter reader)

He started it# when a guy in school gets really handsy with you, you break his nose, yet your moms don’t see it that way

We can be your family# part 2 having been in the foster system all your life, you don't expect much when your case worker tells you you're being moved again. what happens when the car suddenly stops in the most expensive neighborhood in all of New York…

Parties are not that fun#* when you and Wanda go to a party, you get a little more tipsy than you’re supposed to. luckily, your moms are there to rescue you (wanda x blackhill daughter reader)

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I'm trying to raise funds for an adventure*, anyone want to commision a fic?

I promise in the last 3 years my writing got way better.

* I do have a day job but bruh our economy is baaaaad these days

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Yelena and Natasha are the best sisters 🥰🥰🥰

Because Of You: Someone New

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Part Three of my Because Of You Series: Part One, Part Two

No Powers AU (BlackHill)

Summary: Yelena tries and fails to help her sister get over you.

Word Count: 3.7K

Content: Natasha being sad for a bit, Feelings, Fluff

Natasha Romanoff knew exactly when it happened.

She saw it in your face and your eyes. And then she saw the look on Wanda Maximoff. Your longtime friend and college roommate. She saw the sadness she was hiding.

That's the moment she figured out that you were in love with someone else.

Of course, the timing had to be the day that Natasha and you were set to get married, but she loved you too much. So she let you go. She told you to leave and to go after Wanda. You loved her but not enough to stay.

That was a year, three months, and twelve days ago. Not that she was counting. Plus, she hasn't seen or heard from you since then, so it's not like she should still be thinking of you.

But Natasha was. She had food days and weeks where you didn't exist to her. She was living her best life. But then she had bad days. Days where you crept into Natasha's mind.

She hated herself for it.

So now she was laid up in bed after calling out of work after stumbling across a friend of a friend's Instagram post. One thing led to another, and she ended up crying at half-past 10:30 in the morning. Unable to hear the knocking on her apartment door.

The person Natasha forgot was coming into town took it upon themselves to let themselves in.

"Sestra?" The voice called out with a bag thrown across her arm and a leash attached to a dog named Fanny in the other hand. The voice coming from the blonde figure known as Natasha's sister looked down at her dog with a sad smile before unclipping the dog from its leash and shooing it onto Natasha's leather couch.

Yelena Belova knew Natasha hated that dog on her couch, but that was a losing battle every time Fanny was over.

"Sestra?" Yelena tried again and louder, but she got nothing in return but the muffled sound of the TV playing Great British Bake Off coming from the bedroom. So that's where Yelena started walking to. She made her footsteps louder than expected, and yet Natasha didn't hear it. Too focused on the thoughts in her mind and doing her best to keep her tired eyes on whatever Paul Hollywood was saying, she couldn't be bothered to listen to Yelena and her stomping feet.

"Natasha..." Yelena quietly said as she pushed open the redhead's bedroom door. Once she poked her head inside, she saw a sight she had become familiar with since you left. Yelena internally sighed before stepping into the room. "Hi," Yelena spoke once Natasha's eyes looked away from the TV.

"What are you doing here?" Natasha asked with her throat a little rough. Natasha truly had forgotten that she invited Yelena and her dog to stay weeks ago.

"Is everything alright?" Natasha asked as she slowly got up to greet her sister, who accepted a hug like nothing was wrong. "Everything is good," Yelena said with a smile, choosing not to comment on Natasha's appearance at the moment as they both sat on the bed.

Yelena quickly scanned the room and saw how much cleaning needed to be done.

"So what's- oh!" Natasha finally caught up as she look at her sister. "I totally forgot that was this weekend!" Natasha put her head in her hands and felt awful for forgetting. "It's alright," Yelena said as she wrapped an arm around her sister. "I mean, it's not every day I come to New York for business."

"But still-" Natasha went to argue, but the blonde stopped her. "What's wrong?" Yelena asked, catching Natasha off guard. Natasha opened and closed her mouth. She was going to lie, but she didn't see the point. Yelena knew the real reason, regardless, so she pulled Natasha close and hugged her before getting up and walking to the bedroom door. "Have you eaten?"

"No." She answered honestly, earning a nod from Yelena. "Okay." Yelena turned back to face her older sister. "It's almost 11, so you go shower, and I'll make food. And then we can walk around and go to a New York City coffee shop."

Natasha used to argue and say she didn't need to be babied or that she could make her own food, but there was no reason anymore. She was tired, and someone she loved was helping out without being asked. So Natasha nodded and started to walk out of her bedroom door and to the bathroom as Yelena went to the kitchen.

As she entered the bathroom from her peripheral, she saw Fanny in the corner of the couch licking her paw. Natasha sighed. "Lena, please get Fanny off the couch."

"Not until you shower. Now go, I'm making lunch!" Yelena yelled back over the noise of pots and pans from the kitchen. Natasha glared at the unaware dog before giving up. She took a step into the bathroom and then backed out. "It's not Mac and Cheese, is it?"

Yelena stopped and slowly turned around with two boxes of Kraft Mac and Cheese in her hands. "Nooo." She yelled back to the hall, where Natasha was followed by silence. And then. Natasha sighed as she entered the bathroom, closing the door behind her. Yelena cheered at her small victory and went to work on the yellow-orangeish lunch.

But as the water boiled and she stood flinging the packet of powder against her wrist, she couldn't help but get upset at the sight of Natasha earlier. Her firm, caring, and one-of-a-kind sister was still destroyed. After all this time. Yelena set the packet down and walked towards Fanny. Giving her a kiss on the head and a scratch behind the ears. "What do you say, Fanny? Should we take Auntie Natasha out? Cheer her up a bit? Get her that coffee YOU love so much!" Fanny tilted her head, completely captivated by the baby voice Yelena was using.

Yelena just smiled and nodded at Fanny before giving her another kiss. "What's that, Fanny?" Yelena turned her head to the side and cupped her left ear. "What do you mean Natasha needs to date?!" Yelena faked surprise and cupped her ear once again. "I know how long it's been! But you can't just rush things!" Yelena wiggled her finger at her dog before putting her hands up. "Alright! Alright! I'll talk to her! Sheesh!" Yelena rolled her eyes at her dog before walking back to the kitchen to finish up lunch. "Crazy dog," Yelena muttered to no one but herself.

Kinda like the conversation she just had.

But to Yelena, Fanny did have a point. Yelena wasn't going to push or rush Natasha into it, but aside from the topic coming up once beforehand. Dating stopped existing for her sister. Hell, even the idea of sleeping with someone seemed like a non-starter. But maybe... just maybe... if Yelena gave her a little nudge, it wouldn't be so bad. Still, though, Yelena didn't know where to start. So maybe just getting food in her sister and walking to the coffee shop a few blocks away would be enough.

Remember good days and bad days. Yelena just wanted today to turn around to be a good one.

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"Oh, come on, that's not fair!" Yelena whined as she clipped the leash back onto Fanny's collar. Natasha rolled her eyes as she put on her brown jacket. "You made Mac and Cheese, so I get to pick the coffee shop."

Yelena groaned as Natasha picked up her apartment key and opened the door. The dog quickly following along with its owner. "It's more than fair." Natasha shook her head at her little sis as she locked up behind them. "No, it's not," Yelena whined again. "Why is that?" Natasha lifted an eyebrow as they walked towards the elevator. "Because Fanny wanted to pick the place."

"Is that right?" Natasha hit the down button as she looked from the dog to a nodding Yelena. "You're real mature, you know that," Natasha asked, half joking but only earning a scoff from the blonde. "More mature than you." Natasha wasn't sure what she meant, but they sounded like fighting words; however, thankfully, before Fanny had to witness a sibling struggle, the elevator doors opened with a person already inside.

Jennifer Walters. A woman who lived three floors above Natasha. Jennifer and Natasha had barely spoken in the time since Natasha moved into the building, but that doesn't mean Jennifer didn't have her share of awkward glances and smiles whenever she rode the same elevator with Natasha. It's not her fault she liked redheads, and Natasha was effortlessly beautiful.

"Heel," Yelena said to Fanny as the three of them got onto the elevator. Natasha gave Jennifer a courtesy smile as she double-checked to see if the L button for the lobby was pushed.

"Hi, Natasha." Jennifer now stood in the corner and sent a warm smile to the woman to her left, making the two sisters look at her. "Hello, Jennifer." Natasha was polite and returned the smile, looking away just in time to miss the blush on Jennifers' cheeks. However, Yelena saw and decided this would be one of those nudge moments.

"Hi, I'm Yelena, Natasha's sister!" Yelena took a step towards Jennifer with her hand extended. Causing Fanny to get up from her sitting position and walk towards Jennifer. "And this is my dog, Fanny," Yelena said with a smile, ignoring the glare from Natasha. Her sister was reasonably certain she knew what Yelena was doing.

Jennifer responded politely and with a smile, even giving Fanny a pat on the head. "Oh wow, Fanny likes you!" Yelena said with faux excitement. "She's never this way with anyone else." Another lie.

But how would sweet Jennifer know?

Jennifer looked at Natasha and then Yelena with big, innocent eyes. "Really!?" Yelena nodded and gave Fanny some pets as well, all while Natasha couldn't believe how long this elevator ride was.

"Natasha, look!" Yelena said, like the little sister she was. "Aren't they the cutest!" They including Jennifer. Natasha bore a hole at her sister's head. "Very." Was all Natasha said to try and end this, but this only made Jennifer smile and think, "Oh my God, Natasha thinks I'm cute!"

And Yelena's plan was working. So, as the elevator hit the lobby floor and just before the doors opened, Yelena blurted out: "You know! If you ever want to hang out with Fanny, I'd be more than happy to let you take her on a walk or anything.." Natasha was already outside the elevator and a few steps away when she heard Yelena say that, forcing her to turn around and look at her smiling sister.

Jennifer goes to say no, but Yelena shakes her head as they step out of the lift. "No, it'll be fine. Besides, I know you wouldn't do anything to poor Fanny."

A vague threat never hurt.

Yelena gives her dog another set of pets before running her hands over her jeans... "Oh shoot!" Yelena looks at Natasha. "Sestra, I forgot my phone. Can you give Jennifer yours so I (aka you) have her number? For Fanny!" Yelena adds. Natasha removes her phone from her pocket and gives Jennifer another polite smile. Not bothering to ask Jennifer if she had her phone with her. She probably does, but doing it this way gets her away from her sister, not so slyly trying to play matchmaker.

"Here you go!" Jennifer says a little too excitedly as her fingertips touch Natasha's hand. "Thanks. I'll be sure to have Yelena text you." Natasha says before looking at her sister. "Ready?" Yelena looks to her dog. "Say bye, Fanny." Fanny tilts her head before barking at Jennifer.

Jennifer giggles, and for a second, it sounds like you.

Natasha whips her head to Jennifer, waving bye to Yelena before walking past Natasha, giving her an even warmer goodbye and a blushing smile. Natasha blinks as she could've sworn Jennifer had your eye color instead. But she doesn't, and before Natasha knows it, Jennifer is leaving through the lobby doors.

"You're welcome!" Yelena says as she runs up next to her sister. But instead of cheerful thanks or even a roll of the eyes, Yelena feels a pain at the base of her skull. "Ow!" Yelena yells as she flies up to rub the ache. "Don't do that again!" Natasha points her finger at her sister before walking out the lobby doors.

"Tasha!" Yelena, with Fanny in tow fast, walks up to her sister's side. "What are you talking about!?" Yelena chooses to play dumb—Hurt and dumb. Natasha looks at her sister before groaning. "You know exactly what I'm talking about!" Natasha says as they come to a stop at a crosswalk. "No, I don't!" Yelena lies and turns on the innocent younger sister's voice.

The light on the crosswalk changes to the walking figure.

"Stop it, Yelena! I don't need you wingmaning or wingwomaning me!" Yelena goes to say something but gets interrupted. "Besides! That's unfair to Jennifer! She's a nice person, and I'm not going to use her because you think I need to get laid or whatever!" Natasha shakes her head with annoyance.

Yelena makes a face of disgust. 

"Ewwwwww! I never said that!" Yelena feels like she could puke. "I just wanted you to have someone to talk to or see!" Natasha stops and turns to her sister in the middle of the sidewalk. "So you admit you were trying to get me to have Jennifers' number!!" Yelena sighs. "Fine sestra! Yes! Okay!" Yelena grabs Natasha's arm and pulls her and Fanny close to a building. "I wanted you to get her number!" Yelena pouts and rolls her eyes. "There you happy now! I just wanted you not to be alone..." Yelena huffs.

Natasha's smile of correctly calling out her sister falls when she sees the sad look Yelena is wearing. "Yelena..." Her sister looks away. "Lena." Natasha moves and pushes her sister's arm, making her stumble and look at the redhead. "I appreciate the thought." Yelena nods and looks at Fanny. "But don't do that again. Please." Yelena looks back up.

"Natasha.. every time I visit, it's like this morning or worse." Natasha looks her head down. "I just want to see you happy." Natasha sadly nods because it's not like she wants to be depressed. It's just not easy when YOU are still in Natasha's thoughts. Her memories. The good and the bad. "I know," Natasha says when she looks at her sister. "But please. Let me..." She sniffles. "Let me do that part on my own."

Yelena begrudgingly nods. "Okay." The two start walking again. "But at least don't forget that you have Jennifer's number." Yelena smiles. "Fine," Natasha says as they finally reach their destination. "This place doesn't allow dogs inside, so find us a table at the social square around the corner," Natasha says as she pulls on the door handle.

Yelena makes a face. "Ugh! No fair! You chose a place knowing Fanny couldn't come inside! That's rude, Natasha!" Natasha just smiles with a shit-eating grin. "I have no idea what you're talking about." Yelena groans loudly. Even earning a few looks from some people walking by. "Fine. I'll go find a table." Fanny tilts her head at Natasha before she follows her owner around. "Text me your order!"

Yelena flips her off.

Natasha turns back while laughing and enters the coffee shop.

Thankfully, today isn't busy like most days. Natasha doesn't only go home or to work. It's still packed, but not in an overbearing way. The line moves relatively quick, and as Natasha is the next person in line to order, her phone buzzes.

"Get me one of those frozen drinks. Whip cream."

Natasha looks up from her phone and at the menu before she revived another message.

"Don't forget a water cup for Fanny."

Natasha responds with a thumbs up. "Hello!" The cashier calls Natasha's attention and smiles when the stunning redhead walks up. The nerves overtake the cashier's body as they ring up Yelena's annoying order and Natasha's Hot Cinnamon Oat Latte.

Before she knows it, Natasha is waiting at the pickup area with other patrons. Natasha stands by with her arms folded and a curious look on her face as she scans the shop. It's lively and fun—a good atmosphere.

A place you would've loved.

Natasha furrows her brows and gets you off her mind. She hates how you can enter her mind within a second.

"Cinnamon Oat Latte!"

The person working the espresso bar calls out the drink. Natasha turns around, grabbing one of the drink carries from the stack behind her before going to pick up her latte.

Except. Just as she is about to reach it, someone else picks it up—another woman.

Natasha follows the hand of the woman up her stylized coat and to her soft but stern face. She's beautiful in the eyes of Natasha Romanoff. Her jaw and neckline is sharp and perfect. Nose is cute. Her eyes speak to Natasha. And she's willing to listen. On top of that, she has an air of confidence around her. Making her more attractive.

However, the woman doesn't see Natasha. She turns to her right as Natasha stands on her left. Natasha is losing time to speak up, but what would she say?

Hi, you're beautiful! Let's be girlfriends! Or. Hey, you wouldn't believe the morning I had!

What?? Natasha thinks. No! She's taking my drink!

"Excuse me!" Natasha softly speaks up and follows the woman. "Excuse me! Hi." She tries again, making the woman with the curls turn around. "Yes?" She says, causing Natasha to bite her lip. The voice is more profound than Natasha was expecting.

Natasha quickly composes herself and her thoughts. "Sorry, but I think you have my drink." Immediately, the woman looks apologetic and takes the drink out of her hands to put into Natasha's. "Oh my gosh, I'm sorry! I thought they called out a Cinnamon Oat Latte."

That makes Natasha look at the cup now in her hand. Maria is written on the side.

Natasha opens her mouth to correct the situation but gets interrupted by another: "Cinnamon Oat Latte!" The woman whom Natasha now knows is named Maria, looks at the pick-up area and smiles. "That must be mine!"

This time, Maria looks at the name on the cup as she picks up the drink, only to see someone else's name. She looks from her cup to Natasha, and instead of getting upset or annoyed, she smiles. Her smile only grows wider as she walks back to the redhead. "Natasha?"

She nods and laughs nervously.

"Maria?" Natasha says, holding her cup out to switch back. But Maria shakes her head and takes a sip from the cup marked Natasha. "You keep that one. I'll keep this one. It'll be fun." Natasha smiles and takes a sip from what is now her cup, and... somehow, it tastes better than any other time she's gotten this drink.

"A water cup!"

Natasha looks past Maria, and the other woman notices. "Is that yours?" Natasha nods and moves to get it, but instead, Maria takes the carrier from Natasha's hand, picks up her drink, and the following frozen drink that gets placed with the redhead's name on it. "Three drinks, huh? Addicted to caffeine, or are you like an intern or something?" Maria smiles and chuckles at her own joke.

Natasha laughs, too. "Umm, no. The latte's mine. The other two are for my sister and her dog." Natasha rolls her eyes when she says dog. That piques Marias' interest. "Not a dog person?" Maria asks as they move away from the pickup area after a glaring look from another customer.

"I don't know. I wanted a cat a while ago. They seem easier." It's true. Natasha did want a cat even when she was with you. But for some reason, it was never the right time. "Don't get me wrong, I love Fanny, but I'm glad she's not my dog." Maria smiles. "Fanny? That's the dog's name?"

Natasha laughs. "Fanny Longbottom." That earns a deep laugh from Maria, making Natasha smile and look over the features of her face again. Her eyes landing on the pink lips. "That's amazing," Maria says. Natasha agrees and looks out the window of the shop. "Look." She points out to Yelena and Fanny as they stare judgementally at a family with a crying baby.

"Wow, she's cute!" Maria says, and immediately Natasha thinks Maria is talking about Yelena. "She's kind of annoying a lot of the time. Plus, we're adopted, so that's why-"

"I was talking about Fanny." Natasha looks at Maria, embarrassed. But Maria doesn't say anything; instead, she looks over Natasha's face and smiles.

Maria loves the green of her eyes.

"Natasha?" She nods. "This might be too forward, but could I get your number?" Natasha nods again and clears her throat. "Sure." She sets the drinks down and pulls out her phone, giving it to Maria with a fluttering heart.

"There." Maria hands the phone back. "Just text me whenever, and I'll plan something for the two of us," Maria says so casually and with determination that Natasha doesn't even realize that dating is never this easy. "I'd love that," Natasha responds, seemingly ending the conversation, but neither person moves. They're enjoying the presence of the other too much.

"Animal shelter," Maria says. "What?" Natasha responds while laughing. "That's where we'll go before dinner. You can see and play with all the cats they have available. It'll be fun." Natasha nods, picking up her drink carrier again. "That sounds great."

"Text me later. Bye, Natasha." Maria says with a smile after she glances out the window, seeing how bored Yelena looked. "Bye, Maria," Natasha says and keeps her eyes on Maria's backside until she leaves through the shop doors.

Natasha let's out a breath she didn't know she was holding onto. Suddenly, the warmth nervousness throughout her body can be felt, and she does her best to keep herself grounded and smiles when she thinks about Maria and her eyes.

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"What took you so long!" Yelena complains after dealing with the crying baby family beside her until they left. She grabs the water cup from the carrier to put in front of Fanny.

"It was busy," Natasha answers with a hidden look.

"Ugh, whatever." Yelena picks up the latte to move the tray. "Natasha! You took someone else drink!" Yelena places the latte down and looks at her sister with disappointment. "Now someone's going to get your gross drink and hate it."

Natasha just shrugs. "I'm sure she'll love it."

dividers by @/benkeibear

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a little sketch inspired by @ordinalastronaut's fic Time is the Only Constant, i just love this fic so much 😭😭😭

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જ 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 (wip)

જ 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 (wip)

natasha x maria — mcu

જ 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 (wip)

જ 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 (wip)

જ 𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐞 (wip)

જ 𝐩𝐢𝐱𝐢𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐭 (wip)

rio x agatha x wanda — mcu

જ 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐨𝐮𝐬 (wip)

જ 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝? (wip)

જ 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 (wip)

જ 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 (wip)

[axinite25]

Kate Bishop dies on a Thursday

SUMMARY: Kate Bishop is living the same day, over and over, and every day she dies. Luckily, she doesn't remember any of it.

But Yelena does.

Words: 23,364

Chapter: 1/1

[upat4amwiththemoon]

Maybe could be considered a part 2 to Vigilante Shit but it would be Blackhill mom's officially meeting and talking to Kate. If you want more funny antics it could start with Kate seeking into R's room or something like that.

P.S. love your mom fics!

Vigilante shit | 2

Summary: Sneaking out to make out and beat bad people up.

Pairing: BlackHill x daughter!reader, Kate Bishop x female!reader

Warnings: none

Word count: 1424

a/n: blackhill <3 would recommend reading part 1

Tags: @thought-of-you-and-me @rafecameronswhore

masterlists | guidelines

All parts: part 1, part 2

It’s been two weeks since Natasha and Maria caught Y/N sneaking back to her room after a vigilante mission she had with her girlfriend Kate. Which means it’s also been two weeks since Y/N has seen Kate, as her mothers thought grounding her was needed. It probably was, but she can still be annoyed about it.

Y/N is sitting on her bed, reading Jane Eyre with music playing from her phone. Her moms are downstairs cooking dinner for the three of them. A sudden clattering sound makes Y/N moves her attention away from the book. She looks around her room, but notices nothing moving or changing, so she turns back to her book.

The clatter can be heard again.

This time Y/N slams her book down to her bed, though not before putting a bookmark to the page she was in. She stands up and walks around her room, looking around for anything out of order. Just as her gaze goes over to the window, a small rock hits it, making a clattering sound.

With a frown, she looks out from the closed window. “Kate?” She mumbles, unlocking the window quickly. “What are you doing here?” Y/N whisper shouts, her head leaning out the window.

“I’m here to save my princess! Have you seen her? Her mothers locked her into a tower.” Kate giggles, her hands over her mouth in a cup like way to make sure Y/N can hear her.

Y/N scoffs with a grin, “come inside, idiot.” She glances between Kate climbing up the fore ladder and her closed door, desperately hoping her mothers haven’t heard the commotion. “You know I’m grounded, right?” She mumbles when Kate is finally inside.

“Yeah,” she kisses her before closing the window, “but I really missed you.” Kate goes to sit down on Y/N’s bed while looking at her room. She hasn’t actually been there before, as they tried to keep their relationship secret from Y/N’s moms.

She tries to act annoyed that Kate is endangering both of their wellbeing by sneaking into her room while her moms are home, but she can’t help but be happy her girlfriend is here. “I missed you too.”

Kate smiles, waving her fingers in a come here motion. As Y/N steps closer to her, she pulls her to her lap, wrapping her arms around the lower part of her waist. “How long are you still grounded for?” She speaks quietly, knowing her parents have an extra good hearing.

“Like another week, I think.” Y/N rolls her eyes, thinking her moms went overboard with the amount of grounding. “I’m also apparently never ever allowed to leave the house with you alone. So, you’re going to have to get used to hanging out here.”

Kate giggles, “I’ll live with that.” She tilts her head, suddenly dropping her smile. “Except I have to meet your parents before that, don’t I?” She frowns, her body tensing up at the thought of officially Maria and Natasha.

“You do.” Y/N hums, her hand going up to play with Kate’s hair.

“What if they won’t like me?”

Biting the inside of her cheek, she twirls a strand of hair around her finger. “They’ll like you..eventually.”

“What does that mean?”

“They’re just a but apprehensive of you after the whole vigilante thing.”

Kate groans, her forehead thudding against Y/N’s shoulder. “They hate me. I haven’t met them yet and they already hate me.”

“They don’t hate you,” Y/N cradles Kate’s head, “they just don’t like that we’ve been sneaking out to fight people.”

“Well,” she sighs, “I guess that makes sense.”

“You think?”

Kate gives Y/N’s shoulders a couple of light bites when she laughs. They start giggling together and fall down to the bed, Y/N on top of Kate.

During their giggling, that has gotten a bit too loud, they fail to notice the footsteps coming towards the room. “Y/N, the dinner i-“ Natasha stops talking as she notices her daughter isn’t alone.

“Mom!” Y/N jumps up, falling off of the bed in the process. Kate scrambles up from the bed, her eyes comically wide as she stares at Natasha staring at the two with a scarily calm expression. Y/N stands up, the three of them stand there in silence. “This is Kate.” She mumbles

“Maria!” Natasha shouts. “Come up here.” Her hands are crossed over her chest as she leans against the doorway.

Maria comes up, “what’s up?” She frowns, looking at Natasha with a questioning look, until she walks into the room. “Oh.”

“This is Kate, Y/N’s girlfriend and vigilante partner.” Natasha state.

“Is it now?” Maria takes a stance similar to Natasha, scaring both of the girls.

Clearing her throat, Kate offers her hand, but she doesn’t take any steps closer, so she is too far away to actually shake their hands. “I’m Kate. Bishop. Kate Bishop. Girlfriend. It’s nice to meet you, Mrs. Romanoff and Mrs. Hill.” She has a toothy smile, way too large to be genuine, though it falls when she realizes she’s still holding her hand up.

Natasha raises her brows at her rambling. “We know who you are, what we don’t know, is why you’re here while Y/N is grounded.”

“We-“

“Downstairs,” Maria interrupts Y/N from saying anything, “both of you.”

The four of them sit around the kitchen table, Kate and Y/N on one side, Natasha and Maria on the other. Kate is sitting unnaturally straight, hoping to show the two women that she is good enough for their daughter.

“So,” Natasha starts, “you two have been dating for a while.”

“And fighting crime.” Maria adds, making the couple shrink in their seats.

“Yeah.” Y/N mumbles. She’s holding onto Kate’s hand tightly, both of them clammy.

“That was totally my fault!” Kate suddenly shouts out, raising her hands, which ends up her banging her knuckles to the edge of the table, “shit, no, no, I don’t normally curse.” Her eyes are wide as she once again goes on a tangent. “I just mean, that, it was my plan to start fighting.”

Frowning, Y/N stops her girlfriend from talking, “no, it was both of our plan. You aren’t taking the blame for this.” She looks at her, her brows scrunched together.

“I don’t want your moms to be mad at you.” Kate whispers, though it’s loud enough for everyone to hear.

“Well, I don’t want them to be mad at you either.” Y/N whisper shouts back.

Natasha and Maria glance at each other, deciding for put an end to this before it goes on for too long, “we aren’t mad at anyone, so please, calm down you two. We just want to talk, set up some ground rules.”

“Like no fighting crime.” They calm down, Y/N more than Kate, as the latter is still incredibly nervous to be in front of the two women. “And no more sneaking in either.” Maria raises her brows as she turns to look at Kate.

“Sorry.” She mumbles, blushing under her gaze.

Natasha leans her elbows against the table. “We’ve been talking with Clint,” Kate perks up at the name of her mentor, “and if you two promise to follow the rules, we’ll start properly training you.”

“Really?” Y/N gasps.

“Yes, but,” Maria continues before the two can get too excited about it, “that means you two will not go out without one of us, the bedroom door stays open, and you’re still grounded.” She looks at Y/N.

“Uhuh, understood, we’ll follow every rule!”

“Every rule!” Kate echoes, quickly nodding, trying to hide her grin.

Maria chuckles while Natasha rolls her eyes with a grin on her face. “Alright.” Natasha stands up. “Go on then, go to Y/N’s room, keep the door open.”

With a giggle, Y/N stands up, takes hold of Kate’s hand, and starts pulling her towards her bedroom. They hug each other tightly once they’re inside, with the door open, and celebrate the potential of becoming real Avengers.

They jump onto the bed. “That didn’t go as badly as I thought.” Y/N smiles, leaning her head on Kate’s shoulder.

“It went well!” Kate wraps her arms around Y/N, pulling her on top with a laugh. “I love your moms.”

Y/N slaps her arm, “don’t love them more than me.” She grins.

“Never.” She kisses her, though it’s messy from all of their giggling.

[hope-you-brought-kneepads-bitch]

Hi!!

Can you please write a fic about the golden oldie of one bed in a hotel room with wanda maximoff and venom reader? I miss enemies to lovers 😭

Hell yeah I can!

Hotel Room hell

Summary: You and Wanda are sent on a mission together but you don't get along, and when a woman tries flirting with you she needs to confront her feelings, or does she? Maybe she'll just play with you instead

Warnings: 18+ Minors DNI, terribly written smut, oral (W receiving) swearing, etc

Words: 5,300 (Got way too carried away 😳😂)

A/n: this has been finished for 2 days but I kept reading and changing things so let’s hope for the best lol

"I'm sorry ma'am but there's only one room left” the poor hotel receptionist repeated for the 3rd time to an angry redhead "I can't stay with her in the same room, we don't get along"

"She doesn't like us does she?" Venom said in your head and you just shrugged

"We'll be in different beds Wanda whats the big deal? You tried calming the situation down, you didn't really like her either but you were tired and all you wanted to do was sleep

More bad news incoming "oh actually the room only has a king bed available" this poor front desk person

"One room and one bed?! This is ridiculous!" You didn't say this often but Wanda was acting like a Karen right now "Wanda it's fine I'll sleep on the couch"

That seemed to calm the stressed redhead and she grabbed the key from the desk storming up to the room leaving you to deal with the woman "I'm so sorry about her she's normally really nice"

She laughed "trust me we get many characters around here, she's not even the worst I've had today, thank you for trying to help though"

"She is flirting with us! We need to ask her out! You have been very lonely recently!"

You forced a smile ignoring that insult from your symbiote and looked back to the woman who asked you a question and waited for your response "sorry? Did you ask me something?"

"I asked you if you were dating your friend?"

You shook your head "no no we don't like each other"

"Then why stay at a hotel? Seems a little odd" she laughed and you laughed with her, she was right but when Tony Stark gives you an order you have to listen apparently "trust me I know" you laughed with her

"So if you're not dating her, does that mean you're free tonight then?" She was asking you out, oh wow okay

"Oh yeah, yeah sure I'm free, do you have anything in mind?" You stumbling over your words and blushing hard was the cutest thing she'd ever seen even if you yourself felt yourself getting stressed

"A drink at the bar maybe?" She said and you nodded "absolutely, when do you get off?" Feeling confident you lent close on the desk leaning your head on your arm and she did the same smirking "isn't it a little too soon to ask when I get off?"

"Is she talking about what I think she's talking about?! I may be an alien but I recognise flirtatious attitude!"

Scratching your head to calm the irritation known as Venom you coughed trying to wet your dry throat, you won't be embarrassed

"Well maybe I'm just trying to time our date, knowing when you get off helps me decide the correct time" that didn't sound as good as you thought it did and both of you knew it but she decided not to hold it against you "I finish at 7, I'll see you at the bar, order me a pornstar martini"

"Pornstar martini? Sounds interesting"

"It's delicious, who doesn't love a pornstar?"

You laughed, god she was funny and hot, what a great combination "you got me there, okay I'll see you at 7" you went to leave but her hand grabbed your arm pulling you close and she gave you a kiss on the cheek "see you then"

Walking to the room with a smile on your face you went to open the door but you were stopped by black tentacles claiming your hand "what are you doing?"

"I feel tension inside and I do not think we should be going inside until Wanda has calmed down"

You huffed "you're being dramatic, we know she hates us what's the point?"

Ignoring very real instinct of Venom you opened the door barley surviving a thrown lamp thanks to Venom catching it in one of their tentacles

"Wanda what the fuck?! This place is expensive you can't be throwing shit around!"

You looked at Wanda seeing red swirls all around her body, okay she was definitely angry "where were you" she said sternly making Venom growl in a defensive state, they didn't like being told off

"I was talking to the front desk woman-

"She asked you out" she interrupted you and you had to hold back from letting Venom out "okay and? She's hot"

Wanda scoffed "oh so you'll just fuck anything that shows you attention huh? You should've been a man because you just think with your dick"

You just stood there dumbfounded, even Venom was speechless "what the hell are you talking about? Why are you acting like a jealous ex girlfriend?"

The witch stood up and stormed into the bathroom slamming the door "we're on a mission! You need to be focused, not staring at a blonde bimbo's chest!"

"I was not staring at her chest! I'm a lady!"

The silence on the other side of the door was deafening and you weren't sure on what to do

"I believe she may still be mad at us, should we do anything?"

You lowered your voice "and risk being murdered in a nice hotel room? No let's just go to the pool" picking out a bikini from your suitcase you headed down to the pool.

When you got there, you realised something "Can you swim?" You whispered to yourself and waited for the alien's response

"Yes I can swim, I was the fastest swimmer on my planet I won plenty of awards!"

You rolled your eyes "you know you don't have to continue talking, you could've just stopped at yes I can swim-

"Who you talking to stranger?" It was the woman from the front desk "oh hi, no one I'm just thinking about how to say sorry to Wanda"

She sat down on a sun lounger bringing you with her and you flopped down with her "honey I don't think you need to apologise to her, she doesn’t like you”

You shrugged "she got stuck with me on this....business trip so I owe it to her to behave"

"She wants us! Quick kiss her!"

Your hand reached to rub at your head calming down the incoming headache “anyway enough about Wanda, I thought you didn’t finish work until later?”

She shrugged “well I saw you coming to the pool and got someone to cover for me, do you want to go swimming?"

You did but you weren't sure, after Wanda's outburst she was definitely watching you, you thought you could even feel her eyes on you "I don't know..."

"Come on, I bet you look so hot in your bikini" she purred at you making you fault a little "oh er yeah, sure okay let me go change" you got up a little to quick nearly stumbling but froze when you felt a pair of hands steady your legs "hold on darling, seems like you need some help"

Her laugh was fun, you even managed to not notice her hands sliding up and down your legs rubbing circles into them

"Ah Y/n I believe we should stop because I feel some eyes on us that are angry"

You ignored the voice and in about 10 seconds you'll really wish you would've listened "so, how about my offer of swimming?"

"Ye-

"Y/n what the hell do you think you're doing?!"

"Ah fuck me" you whispered pushing yourself away from the woman and turning around to Wanda storming towards you "Wanda I-

"Get back to the room now!" She was angry that much was easy to see but you didn't know why, why was she acting like this?

"Wanda I don't know what the problem is-

"Ahhh! Y/n she's in our mind!"

You felt yourself getting dizzy walking away and falling into the pool spluttering and failing to stay afloat "oh Y/n you're so clumsy now come on you need to stay in the room while we're here"

She pulled you out of the water and pushed past the woman trying to have her way with you dragging you to the room and throwing you inside "we're here for a mission! Not to be a whore!"

"Dude, are you on your period or something?? What have I done? I know we don't like each other but you need to chill out"

Wanda hasn't looked at you yet, all she did was pace around the room "I-i'm sorry I don't know what came over me, it just pissed me off seeing you flirt with that bimbo because she doesn't deserve you"

"She is being quite confusing Y/n I believe it may be a trick"

You couldn't even think of what to say, did she just say someone didn't deserve you? "Wanda" she ignored you "Wanda look at me"

She looked up at you "I'm right, she just wanted to sleep with you"

You shrugged "and? What is this, the 1800s? I'm allowed to sleep with someone"

"Well I don't like it!"

"I'm getting a headache Wanda just say what you truly feel and let me and venom go to sleep"

Wanda scoffed "that's another thing, venom, venom this venom that, it's a parasite! Bruce could've gotten rid of it for you, you'd be normal but no you want to keep it so you can feel special, news flash! You're a mess and when you come in at 4am covered in blood and collapsing on the floor I'm the one picking you up and putting you in bed!"

That's how you get to bed? You don't even remember going out and killing people in the first place, does Venom know?

You lowered your head "do you know about this?"

The symbiote remained quiet so you asked again

"Venom answer me do you go out and then come back covered in blood and making a mess everywhere?"

"Well when you are asleep I can go outside and be my true self"

Your face drained of colour, oh god is that why you couldn't sleep much? "Venom come on dude! Why do you have to keep going out and killing?! I get you live chickens to eat"

Venom remained quiet so you looked back to Wanda "Wanda I-

She held her hand up stopping you "doesn't matter Y/n, go back to your "date""

Before you could respond Wanda was already back into the bathroom, her favourite place to be it seems

"Are you mad at me?" they whispered and you held yourself back from smacking yourself in the head knowing while it would hurt them it would hurt you more

"Yes but it'll pass, I need a lie down"

"What about the attractive blonde woman downstairs?"

You rolled your eyes "I don't want to sleep with anyone right now"

you lay down on the couch closing your eyes just wanting to go back home, but no, Tony wants you both to kill some people and take some important files or something you weren't actually paying attention, he only wanted you to go because of the alien inside of you

"You are thinking very loudly Y/n"

''Well I have a lot on my mind don’t I Venom?”

Before you could finish the bathroom door opened and Wanda came out “do you have anything to say?”

You looked towards her with your eyebrows raised "what do you mean?"

"After all the shit I do for you you owe me a apology" she came towards you and you instantly jumped up backing away from her making her laugh "are you scared of me?"

"When you stalk towards me asking for an apology it's a little scary yeah"

Wanda glanced behind you "and does Venom think I'm scary too?"

You hadn't noticed the black tentacles sprouting from your back in a defensive stance and then you suddenly heard the low growling coming from inside you

"Venom relax, it's okay I promise we're fine" the growling stopped and the tentacles retracted back into your body

"You still owe me an apology" she repeated and you rolled your eyes "can't we just get along for 10 minutes?"

"No, but I'll leave it for now, we should go to sleep we have an early day tomorrow" she turned her back to you starting to remove her top and you gasped "what are you doing??"

She turned her head to you "getting dressed for bed?"

"B-but can't you do that in the bathroom?" You stumbled over your words blushing and Wanda rolled her eyes "we have the same body anatomy Y/n there's nothing wrong with seeing me naked"

"Is this flirting? If she's removing her clothes that means she wants us correct?"

You shook your head "I-okay" you mumbled casting your gaze to the floor where Wanda's shirt then her bra ended up, Wanda smirked knowing exactly how you were feeling and while she hated you she would like to have a little fun

"You know since we’re here can you look at something for me?” You thought nothing of it and looked up immediately regretting it when you were faced with her chest “Wanda!”

“What? You wanted to help me correct?” She smirked and you closed your eyes “Wanda this isn’t appropriate, we don’t like each other and I don’t feel comfortable”

She rolled her eyes lifting your chin up but you still refused to open your eyes “malen'kiy I’ve been inside your head, you may hate me and I hate you but the images you think of when you think you’re alone are just delightful”

“Really?” You replied and Wanda’s smile dropped pushing you to the ground

“You’re a creep Y/n I’ve never been in your head because that stupid parasite stops any interaction from me, but now I know, you keep those disgusting images to yourself” still not opening your eyes you heard her slam the bathroom door again, Jesus that doors seen more action than you in months

“Y/n I believe she has left and we can open our eyes now”

You slowly opened your eyes and were met with Venom’s face too and you flinched “god I’ll never get over actually seeing your face”

“Because it is so beautiful”

You grimaced “hmm sure let’s go with that” you stood up drying yourself down and sitting on the bed “well I’m getting changed before she comes back out and beats me for looking at her wrong”

You quickly changed and got under the covers awaiting the angry witches return

“Oh so the couch isn’t good enough anymore?” Those were her first words exiting the bathroom dressed in a shirt and her underwear getting under the covers and placing a pillow between you both as some kind of wall of protection

“Don’t you dare touch me or I’ll tear your body from the inside out with my magic”

Rolling your eyes “please Wanda stop trying to turn me on I won’t be able to control myself if you keep teasing me”

“Keep your parasite at bay too”

Low growls from said parasite left your body and you shushed them “I promise they won’t do anything, even they have standards” you snapped back, closing your eyes you hoped to fall asleep quickly and you did

Through the night you were in and out of sleep waking up at one point and the pillow was gone removed by Venom

“What are you doing???” You whispered

“She is thinking of us”

You peeked a look at Wanda “she isn’t, she’s not angry”

“She is muttering your name and whimpering”

You scoffed turning over facing away from her “you’re being ridiculous Venom, she wouldn’t be whimpering about us, she’d be laughing and happy because she’s probably stabbing us”

Your whispering woke Wanda up and before she could shout she noticed the pillow gone and you muttering to that alien when you turned around you stopped talking and sat up quickly

“Sorry Wanda I didn’t mean to wake you, I didn’t move the pillow venom did and I’ve shouted at them already-

“Oh shut up” she kissed you to shut you up and you blushed hard pulling away but Wanda’s hand gripped the back of your neck keeping you in place

“I still hate you” she breathed out kissing you again sitting you both up and eventually pulling away leaving you speechless “I’m so confused”

“I’ll keep it simple Y/n, I hate you, you hate me, we’re here in this bed and I’ve not had sex in 7 months, even then Vision wasn’t the best in bed so I need to get it out of my system”

While she was talking she’d taken her shirt off and straddled you and went to kiss your neck but you finally regained some form of control placing your hands on her shoulders stopping her “Wanda wait this isn’t right, can’t we go back to hating each other properly?”

The witch shook her head giggling “oh princess you want me too, I know it now, tell me how does the parasite help you in sex?”

You couldn’t believe what was happening, this feels like something out of bad comedy love movie

“I don’t know, they only come out when scared or excited”

Wanda licked her lips smiling “excited? I can get them really excited”

“Y/n is this a trick? I feel like this is a trick”

You shrugged “I think she’s serious, just stay there until I figure it out”

Wanda watched the interaction rolling her eyes “I’m very serious Y/n” she pulled you back into another kiss starting to move her hips on your thigh but you put a stop to that grabbing her hips pausing her and pulling away “no, no Wanda I don’t feel right about it”

“Tell her you’ve never been intimate with another person”

Venom said and you shook your head refusing to tell Wanda about you never sleeping with anyone, unbeknownst to you Wanda knew, Venom couldn’t keep her out when you were sleeping

“It’s okay Y/n I know you’ve never had sex, and I can’t wait to ruin you for anyone else”

You gulped unable to say anything instead letting Wanda kiss down your neck and removing your shirt pulling away and admiring your chest noticing the metal bars “nipple piercings? What a naughty girl, do you have any other piercings?”

You shook your head not wanting to say something to ruin this beautiful yet really strange encounter

She didn’t say a word just leaning down kissing each nipple making you shudder “Wanda I-I don’t think-

She huffed pulling away and rubbing her face “Y/n I just want to fuck the anger out of my body, you’re being really selfish”

“Wanda I’m sorry, it’s just I’m scared that Venom might take over and hurt you”

“I’ll do more than that if she keeps calling me a parasite!” They growled taking over your body a little clawing at Wanda’s hips cutting into her

“Shit, they’ve got some sharp claws there” she laughed a little and you gasped “oh god Wanda I’m sorry!”

“Shush, listen Venom you horrible little clump of mold I need this, now either you let me fuck Y/n or you come out and give me a hand” roughly kissing you she was suddenly flipped onto her back and pushed down into the bed “woah, where did that strength come from?”

“Well Y/n is weak and if you want rough sex then I’m the only one here to give it to you”

Wanda’s eyes glowed red bringing you back to the front “I want to sleep with you, Venom can help but you’re the one who I want to look at.

You nodded “okay”

“You need all the help you can get, I will give you something that will drive Wanda wild”

You opened your mouth revealing Venom’s long tongue poking out licking up the side of the redhead’s face “oh god I didn’t know they had a tongue like that”

Not wasting anymore time you kissed your way down her body leaving marks and saliva in your wake until Wanda grabbed a handful of your hair pulling you to in between her legs

“Get on with it Y/n”

“But I’ve never done it” you said and you felt her pull your hair tighter “doesn’t matter, just fuck me with your tongue”

Venom growled from inside of you gripping her thighs spreading them apart and licking up the arousal that had dripped down and licking over her panties making her groan “fuck Y/n”

Moaning at her taste you ripped her underwear from her body circling her clit with the long tongue enjoying the moans coming from Wanda, god why have you never eaten anyone out before? This is fucking godly.

"So much better than Vision!" She shouted out and you (Venom) growled against her core sending vibrations throughout her whole body making her groan "how about you stop talking and let me do my job"

Thrusting your tongue into Wanda’s tight pussy had her crying out not caring about the other guests in the hotel instead feeling very full and unable to move, your tongue felt like heaven reaching places Wanda couldn't have imagined possible, what else could Venom give you? God Wanda couldn't even think, maybe another day.

Your hands gripped her thighs tighter cutting into the skin again but neither of you cared. You felt Wanda clench around the tongue and you groaned wanting to stay in between her thighs for the rest of your life

"F-fuck I'm gonna cum!" She screamed refusing to let you come for air trying to thrust her hips in time with your tongue but her sloppy movements couldn't keep up with you

"Grab her hips to keep her still! She isn't helping my rhythm!"

Your hands pushed Wanda's hips to the bed doubling down on your efforts with your tongue refusing to let her go, bringing orgasm after orgasm from her juices leaking down her thighs covering your face and the bed

You were so occupied that you didn't hear or feel Wanda try to weakly push you away until a small amount a power sparked your chest pushing you away, you were breathing heavy with Wanda's juices and saliva coating your face

"Wanda?" You climbed back up the bed trailing your fingers up her body liking the way her body twitched with every touch until you reached her face "Wanda are you okay?"

The witch shook her head "are-are you sure y-youre a virgin?"

You laughed "yeah, yeah it was Venom's tongue I was a puppet" Wanda didn't have the energy to respond instead working on her breathing, you turned to the nightstand picking up a small towel wiping your face clean and turning back to the woman surprisingly kissing her, Wanda groaned at the taste of herself enjoying the taste and the way your long tongue wrapped around her own claiming her.

Pulling away the tongue disappeared and you left you with your own small tongue again

"She does taste very good, a little sour but that might be her attitude"

"So what now?" You asked, choosing to laugh at VEnom’s joke later, watching the way Wanda's chest rose and fell in quick succession "seriously? You as a virgin fucking wrecks me with that parasite's long tongue and you have the audacity to ask me 'what now?' Fucking ridiculous Y/n"

She flopped back down onto the bed and you held in a laugh "sorry Wanda, are you okay?"

"Sure, I don't think I'll be walking for a while anyway"

"We treat Wanda like a lady but she will not admit that she loves us? And she still calls me a parasite!"

Wanda sat up in the bed looking towards you "what else can Venom give you?"

That surprised you but you also sat up "er I don't know, the long tongue not enough for you?"

Wanda let out a breathy laugh "it'd be much better than a plastic strap on"

You raised an eyebrow wondering what she meant until Venom spoke up "I cannot give Wanda what she wants, because I don't have any genitalia, I apologise"

You giggled "sorry Wanda Venom doesn't have that or any genitalia"

She sighed "I guess it's for the best, I don't want little alien babies"

You both burst out laughing forgetting how you both feel about each other for the time being "we should probably talk about the mission"

Oh yeah the mission, that was the last thing on your mind right now "I guess so"

Suddenly the door opened and you both nearly jumped until you recognised one of them.

"Well well well, guess I was right telling Tony it's better if we came with you, clearly you two have other things on your mind more important than the mission" she laughed and the other woman came into the room instantly laughing and falling to her knees dramatically

"Holy shit! I knew it! Clint owes $40"

"Natasha this isn't funny” Maria slapped her on the shoulder pushing her to the ground ignoring her giggles and looking back to you both "okay okay we've all had a good laugh now you two get dressed, we've got some intel on the target and need to get there quick"

When Wanda didn't move you held in a giggle and Nat pulled herself off of the floor eyeing Wanda up "don't tell me you can't move...that good?"

Wanda rolled her eyes "jealous Nat?"

The other redhead snorted "please, Maria does things you've never even heard of, I'm a trained assassin and talented ballerina and yet this woman takes me down every time"

She looked very proud of herself while Maria blushed hard "babe please calm down, Wanda why can't you move?"

"It is because of my long tongue isn't it Y/n?"

You gave a small nod in response to Venom and got out of bed to get dressed leaving the poor naked redhead on her own "go on Wanda tell us while she's in the bathroom getting changed"

"You know the parasite she has?" Wanda started

"Sure..." Nat said

"Well it has a long tongue and so Y/n has never had sex so I think they had a talk in her head and then this long tongue appeared from her mouth, way too much saliva though, I thought I was going to drown when she kissed me"

"That's the best of both worlds! A tongue and basically a strap on in 1, Shit Wanda I'm jealous"

Maria rolled her eyes "I thought I did things you've never imagined before?"

Nat kissed her pouting girlfriend "you do baby but that alien has like a 13 inch tongue that's thick too, I'd fucking die"

"I'm still alive over here guys"

"Yeah okay sure, why haven't you moved from the bed?" Nat walked over to the bed holding her hand out for Wanda to take which she didn’t

“Oh come on Wanda it’s not like I’ve never seen you naked, you get crazy at the Christmas party”

Wanda huffed taking Nat’s hand and hosting herself up from the bed leaning into Nat who casually looked over your body “you’ve got so many hickeys and scratches on your thighs and stomach, you look like you’ve been attacked”

“Yeah by an alien” Nat laughed

“Do you remember that you two hate each other?” Maria interjected and Wanda shrugged “I needed to fuck someone who didn’t have a robotic dick or a vanilla attitude”

You came out of the bathroom dressed and looking awkward “there she is, the virgin who managed to paralyse a witch from the waist down” Nat congratulated you while Wanda tried pulling away from her

“Nat please come on, let’s just go and sort this mission stuff out” you moved through the room towards the door but were stopped by Maria “hold on princess, we don’t really have to go that quickly, you two hate each other right? So what happened?"

You thought about it "maybe she was jealous about the woman who was flirting with me?"

"You mean the easy slut basically spreading her legs for you by the pool?"

The three of them stared at Wanda who doubled down on what she said "I'm right, if she didn't work here I bet she would've just stripped naked in front of you"

Nat picked up some sweatpants and a shirt from the floor giving them to Wanda "Wands I don't think you can talk about someone being easy when you're stood here naked"

The witch grumbled taking the clothes from Nat limping into the bathroom to get changed

"You two are a riot" Nat told you and you shook your head "Nat please don't make it worse, I'm really fucking confused" you flopped down onto the bed covering your face with your hands, when you felt a hand on your arm you looked up to see Maria

"Why label it? So you gave head to your enemy so what? I'm pretty sure you can still be enemies but still sleep with each other if you wanted"

You sat up sighing and giving Maria a hug "thanks Mia, I don't want to be sappy about the whole thing, you're right and its over now"

Nat clapped her hands "Alright! Now let's go and get dinner before we starve, I bet your little Venom is hungry too"

Did she mention food? I would very much like food! But my food!"

"Venom wants to eat what they normally eat" you said looking at Nat knowing full well what they want

"Well, can they wait until we get to the mission? They'll be loads of tasty horrible humans for them to devour"

Venom's head appeared from your back eyeing up Nat and spoke in a gravely voice "Natalia, do you promise me I can eat the humans? Last time I was refused that luxury"

"God you're really ugly aren't you?" Nat laughed and you shook your head "Nat! They get sensitive about how they look"

The alien retreated back into your body without another word cursing Nat in your head

Wanda came out of the bathroom fresh faced and dressed "shall we go?" She walked towards the door opening it and letting the two women out "meet you guys in the lobby okay?" Maria patted you on the shoulder giving you a kiss on the cheek

When they both left Wanda closed the door and sat down next to you "say what you want to say Y/n"

"I want to know what's going on Wanda, do we still hate each other? Because the way you were screaming my name and clenching your thighs around my head it sure doesn't seem like it"

Wanda rolled her eyes pulling you suddenly into her lap and kissing you hard, pulling away you were obviously even more confused that when you first started

"I still hate you and that stupid parasite but I don't want you sleeping with anyone else, you can't flirt with anyone else either" her hands wondered your body landing on your ass giving it a squeeze making you jump slightly

"Wanda just admit you don't hate me, what's the problem?"

"Because we can't have hate sex if we like each other can we?" sucking a mark into your neck she smirked when you groaned

"Y/n you need to focus!"

Venom dragged you off of the woman surprising both of you "the hell was that??"

"Venom doesn't want me near you" you said being dragged to the door but it was slammed shut by Wanda's powers "oh baby, your alien will learn to love me, now come on we need to finish that mission so I can take my post mission adrenaline out on you later"

She gave you a cheek kiss on the way out of the room leaving you dumbfounded "great, my first time was with a witch who is possessive over people she hates"

"On my planet she would be treated like a queen because of how mean she is"

You laughed "thanks Venom, that made me feel better"

"I aim to please Y/n"

[starrycosme]

Guess it's October now... I'm wondering if I should write something blackhill now that I've joined the fandom

[vaguesxrrow]

can you PLEASE do a fic of different times the avengers find out something new about natasha. IK ITS REALLY RANDOM but i saw a prompt on PINTEREST. PINTEREST. AGES AGO and i cannot stop thinking about it. like it could be whilst shes drunk and doesnt stop talkin about secrets about herself she wouldnt usually say or like she'd tell them about the most concerning things ever happening to her in the red room and smile n shrug or smth. IDM ANY SHIPS so u can choose (or just none x). THIS IS REALLY RANDOM but THANK YOU if u actually end up writing this.

first marvel fic !! so glad it's a nat centric one bc i love her sm. that being said, i dont want to minimise how traumatic the red room was for her so im considering writing a p2 to this where she talks about it properly..

drunk natasha - blackhill

a/n: this is in the pov of tony, but there is maria/nat at the end. also all the avengers are there but sadly not all of then have dialogue :((

cws: talk of the red room (although unexplicit, pls be wary!)

wc: 492

tony probably shouldn't have spiked the booze.

how do you spike booze, you might be asking? well, if anyone asked, he would give a vague response like, "you can spike anything if you put your mind to it." if natasha romanoff - the person who had arguably been the most affected by it - asked, he would run away to save his life.

anyway, he probably shouldn't have spiked the booze, because now natasha - the person (excluding thor, steve, and bucky, because they had a biological advantage) with the highest alchohol tolerance of them all was tipsy, and rambling.

it was definitely a sight to behold.

"what booze is this?" natasha asked, for the third time that night. her russian accent was more prominent now that she was intoxicated. "oh! my favourite. when i was in the red room, one of my targets had this brand, and i... i poisoned it." her voice lowered to a whisper, and she giggled conspirationally.

tony, along with the other 5 avengers, froze. natasha had never talked about her time in the red room before, and he wasn't sure if she even wanted to now, or if it was the vodka making her loose-lipped.

bruce, who was the only one still semi-sober, began to protest. "nat, maybe you should-"

"it's fiiine, brucie." she waved him off, leaning into the cushioned couch. suddenly, she perked back up. "oh! another funny story, when i was out on a mission with another girl, we got drunk. i- i kissed her, and... it was on purpose, that time. before, we would have to kiss and stuff as part of the act, but with lyubov i wanted it."

"and stuff?" clint noted with concern. the archer had been the first to down 2 consecutive drinks, and also the first to lead a game of drunk pictionary, but now he seemed dead serious.

tony was 90% drunk himself, but even he was beginning to get worried about nat.

natasha smiled demurely, seemingly oblivious.

"how old were you?" tony blurted.

she thought about it for a while. "fourteen.” she began singing. “you just don't step inside to, to fourteen years. ha. that song was playing earlier." she made finger guns, pretending to shoot at tony while grinning. "guns n roses."

suddenly (and thankfully) maria walked in. natasha immediately greeted her girlfriend, demanding a kiss. maria complied, although it was chaste, and pulled away when nat tried to deepen it.

"what did you boys do to my girlfriend?" maria asked. "stark, i'm talking to you."

tony cringed. "i may have.. spiked the booze."

she narrowed her eyes. tony was prepared to kiss life goodbye then and there, but natasha sat up and hugged maria, awkwardly given their position. she looked down softly at her girlfriend, before giving tony another glare.

"i'm taking her back to our room," maria announced. "and i am never leaving her alone with you lot ever again."

“that's fair,” echoed steve softly.

[scullysstrapblog]

Help?

Okay, here's the deal... I've never written smut. The thought of writing it has always terrified me. But, I wanna get past the mental block I have so that I can add it to my stories.

I've already written something, it was gonna be a submission for Gillian Anderson's "Want" book; but I was too embarrassed to send it.

So, as I nervously bite my fingernails and hide my face, I'd like to ask if anyone can give me any pointers on writing smut.

What do I do? Seriously, I'm completely lost.

● How much detail is enough before it gets too boring?

● What terminology do I use?

● How do I write smut without it sounding like an awful 2015 wattpad story?

● Is there a trick to getting comfortable with writing smut? If there is, what is it?

Aaahhh! Someone, please, I have no idea how to write this. Any advice, tips, anything would be appreciated!

Thanks in advance! ♡

[inlovewithfairies]

I want to write some blackhill, anybody got prompts?

[olsenmyolsen]

Reblogging for morning people!!!

Can I ask you a question?

In addition to my other stories!!

What would people like to see from me this year??

Like what kind of one shots??

[mx-loar-tev]

Me: This fandom needs more content!

Me: *goes to create stuff for this fandom*

Me:

Me:

Me: *disappears into the void*

One year later...

Me: so I have 27 new WIPs and finished none of the ones I was working on before...

Me: oh and I have one new hyperfixation on a totally different TV shows. Bye!

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[macandcheeesee]

Can someone PLEASE tell me what ao3 fic had Maria Hill x Natasha Romanoff and I'm not sure about the entire plot but theres a specific scene where Natasha suddenly gives up and becomes nonchalant and following all of May and Bobbi's orders (not sure about the May and Bobbi part, but she literally just follows all her orders given to her by her superior (which isn't Maria)), and Maria is concerned because she's usually more playful and doesn't always follow the rules like that. The line goes something like "aren't you happy I'm following your orders" or something like "I'm following your orders what the problem??". And there was something along the lines of her superiors going "Her performance is outstanding now that she's not resisting and being a bitch"

I KNOW THE DESCRIPTION IS SO VAGUE BUT SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME I'M ABOUT TO LOOSE MY MIND TRYING TO FIND IT. (i also fixed my grammar for this post someone fucking help me im dying trying to find it) IM NOT A GREATER WOMAN IM BEGING AND SAYING PLEASE