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[wartieingreek]

A Frozen Void (Black Void Cookie’s Story)

(NOTE: Beast Ancients AU and thus the setting of this story belong to @cuppajj, I make no claim of ownership over anything in this story except Black Void Cookie themself. Have a good read, I don’t write often.)

The weather this side of the Great Icing Ridge wasn’t usually this bad, yes, the seemingly ceaseless blizzard was bad, but not blindingly so. Black Void Cookie, scuttling about on their spidery hind appendages, struggled to see what’s ahead. The cookie body they inhabit not helping despite having more functional eyes. Each stab into the soft snow left a knife like marking, the long sharp limbs keeping them locked with the ground. They wobbled slightly from the sheer force of the snow. Even with the heightened insulation from the worn corpse, Black Void Cookie shivered in the beating weather. They should have turned back at the ridge itself, but the hostility from Dragonberry’s kingdom pushing that thought forever away. Whatever was north-west wouldn’t matter, their primal mind rationalised that nobody would be in or on this side of the ridge.

That was until they stumbled into a wall, dark and rough. They stared for a moment, feelers emerging from the cookie’s mouth to sense it. Chocolate. Frozen cold. Nothing they couldn’t climb. So they did spidery appendages stabbing into the markings on the wall, the distant roaring of the Licorice Sea seemingly picking up. They continued scaling the wall, snow battering their backside then dully falling to the ground. A round obtrusion met their path, easier to scale for them due to it’s grooves, minus the overhang. Once they got on top the cold seemingly increased out of nowhere. The Licorice Sea roared louder, slightly deafening now. They scuttled about the battlements, searching for cookies either to use as new hosts or to flee from. Nobody.

After making sure no cookies were near, they scuttled down the other side of the wall. Tarsi touching down on the snow, soft and delicate. Just in case. Slowly stepping along the snow, the white ground seemingly more cold each time. They moved between stalls and buildings, looking for cookies. Still nobody. That’s good. They moved into the open, each step now with a gentle click as they moved along the path. That’s when the large structure came into view, towering over the rest before disappearing into the blizzard. Black Void Cookie stared, feelers peeking out the cookie body’s mouth as they slowly approached the door. Chocolate again. Their head tilted, accenting their curiosity by tapping the door with a leg.

They immediately regretted that choice. Ice crept up the appendage as they backed up, flailing about along the paths, stumbling into stalls and walls. The ice continued to climb the leg rapidly approaching the joint. The next time that leg hit the ground, it froze there. Black Void tried their hardest to rip it out, three legs trying to push away from the limb. No dice. The ice continued to climb the leg, adrenaline fuelling Black Void’s body making their legs scrape whatever the ends could touch. It continued to climb, nearing the cookie body and thus the rest of the leg connections. They flailed, the internal creature stuck in the body due to the ice. The leg joints froze, flailing reduced to mere kicks. Fear was evident in the creature’s movement as the ice continued to creep over their body. It quickly overcame the rest of the legs, freezing them solid. The cookie body’s limbs, too froze, leaving just the head iceless. That would cease soon, the entire creature frozen solid, like many Dark Cacao natives before them.

(Sorry if my art isn’t the best, my CRK style isn’t the best out there :3)

[bluespiderlully]

KNY PLUS AU - Breathing Styles & fighting

[We're back again talking about this AU and the lore, of course these are pretty different from canon, that's an AU, I guess it's always better to specify that.]

I'll start saying that all the breathing styles effects are visible; talking about katas and tecniques, they all learn how to fight with their weapon of choice (shinobu has a rapier, she has to learn a complete different fighting style, and learning katas with a rapier... doesn't just make sense), the breathing style is heavily limited to a certain weapon. The weapon forged with the purpose of being in possession of an Hashira that uses a certain type of breathing must have a gemstone embedded in the hilt, this isn't of any use actually, it's iust a tradition.

💙 WATER AND DERIVED 💙

🌊 Water Breathing

The weapon used is a regular katana that turns blue, the stone is a sapphire, the effect appears as a light blue waves. The target's movements are significantly slowed.

🪷 Flower Breathing

The weapon used is a regular katana that turns light pink, the stone is a rose quartz, the effect appears as pastel-colored flowers. It makes the target's flesh rot.

🧊 Ice Breathing

The weapon is a regular katana thay turns light blue and the stone is a blue quartz, the effect appears as icicles. It freezes the target.

💚 WIND AND DERIVED 💚

🌪 Wind Breathing

The weapon is a regular katana that turns green and the stone is an emerald, the effect appears as green gusts of wind. The target is hit by rapid attacks, focused on limbs.

☁️ Cloud Breathing

The weapon is a regular katana that turns sky blue and the stone is celestite, the effect appears as white clouds with blue eyes in them (resempling angels). The target is thrown in a deep state of terror.

🌫 Mist Breathing

The weapon is a regular katana that turns teal and the stone is aquamarine, the effect appears as a thick white layer of mist. The target feels like they're suffocating.

💛 THUNDER AND DERIVED 💛

⚡️ Thunder Breathing

Thunder Breathing users have two katanas that turn yellow and the stone is a citrine, the effect appears as yellow lighting. The target is paralysed and can't keep up with the fighter's movements.

🌩 Storm Breathing

The weapon used is a pair of caestus that turn orange and the stone is a tiger eye, the effect appears as red lighting (red sprites). The target is hit with fast fists that paralyse them too.

✨️ Light Breathing

The weapon is a slightly longer katana that turns light yellow and the stone is a golden calcite, the effect appears as golden light beams. The target is blinded.

🖤 VOID AND DERIVED 🖤

🕳 Void Breathing

The weapon is a pair of fans that turn dark blueish purple and the stone is an onyx, the effect appears as dark blue/purple black holes. The target is attracted by these black holes.

⭐️ Star Breathing

The weapon is a regular katana that turns greyish violet and the stone is a lepidolite, the effect appears as golden and violet stars. The target is hit with a certain strength since this breathing style mimics supernova explosions.

🧿 Shadow Breathing

The weapon is a bow that turns dark blue and the stone is a lapis lazuli, the effect appears as a mixture of dark blue mist and black ink. This style is focused on stealth.

🩶 STONE AND DERIVED 🩶

🪨 Stone Breathing

The weapon is a zanbato that turns dark grey and the stone is a hematite, the effect appears as grey stones. The style focuses on being the more destructive possible in a single hit so the target loses balance as if caught in an earthquake.

☄️ Meteor Breathing

The weapon is a pair of cleavers that turn dark purple and the stone is an amethyst, the effect appears as blue, violet and purple meteors. The target is struck with hits from above (mimic the impact of an asteroid).

⌛️ Sand Breathing

The weapon is a flagrum that turns tan colored and the stone is a septarian, the effect appears as sand and sandworms. The target feels like they're sinking in the sand, their vision is compromised too as if they were in a sandstorm.

🧡 FLAME AND DERIVED 🧡

🔥 Flame Breathing

The weapon is a regular katana that turns bright red the stone is a sunstone, the effect appears as red/orange flames. The target literally burns.

🌸 Love Breathing

The weapon is an urumi that turns bright pink and the stone is a rhodonite, the effect appears as pink flames. The target burns while being under the control (total or partial, it depends) of the opponent.

🐍 Serpent Breathing

The weapon is a short flamberge that turns violet and the stone is an obsidian, the effect appears as black flames shaped like vipers. The target burns but the black flames actually devour their flesh.

💜 DREAM AND DERIVED 💜

🔮 Dream Breathing

The weapon is a regular katana that turns lavender and the stone is a moonstone, the effect appears as lilac mist. The target feels like they're about to fall asleep and the slayer can decide if they should feel like they're in a pleasant dream or in a horrible nightmare.

⚰️ Death Breathing

The weapon is a pair of sickles that turn greyish blue and the stone is a selenite, the effect appears as greyish blue and dark golden mist. The target feels their life slipping away and enters a survival mode, allowing the slayer (or other slayers) to focus on their vital points.

🦋 Insect Breathing

The weapon is a rapier that turns indigo and the stone is a chaorite, the effect appears as every kind of insects. The target is hit by swarms and is confused.

♥️ BLOOD AND DERIVED ♥️

🩸 Blood Breathing

The weapon is a twinblade thar turns dark red and the stone is a ruby, the effect appears as thick red blood. This style focuses on cutting veins and arteries.

⚗️ Venom Breathing

The weapon is a kris that turns acid green and the stone is malachite, the effect appears as a thick green fluid. The enemy is... well... poisoned.

🌹 Thorn Breathing

The weapon is a spiked whip that turns dark green and the stone is a jade, the effect appears as dark green thorns and red roses. The target is captured in the whip as if they fell in a bush.

Hope you liked!

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i must not go to sleep in the lake today. afternoon nap is the mind killer

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mmmmmm cozy

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oh man it's been a couple months since I last updated this fanfic huh! so I just drank some black water by accident and now I have a few extra fingers, and honestly that took some getting used to, but it's actually pretty convenient now and is really helpign me get more words in lol im still here writing homestuck fanfic in 2030 hehehehehe anyway new chapter here

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[bah-circus]

Hi there!!! You did so amazing on my Calcifer, I wanted to put in one more. :3 can I get a level 3 BAH for Luo Binghe from Scum Villain Self Saving System? I adore them and would love to see what you come up with!!!!

Of course dear audience! We have heard your request and have found a suitable performer for you! We hope this performance suits your needs, but you are free to make any adjustments you wish.

❣︎For Our Next Act, Please Welcome,,,❣︎

Luo Binghe!!!

°·⊱ Name: Luo Binghe, Luochuan, River, Reed, Dallas, Wisteria, Lycoris, Camellia

°·⊱ Age: 25, WolfAge, DemonAge, JaguarAge, HazyAge, NullAge

°·⊱ Race/Species: Half Heavenly Demon - Half Human [transWolf, transJaguar]

°·⊱ Source: Scum Villain Self Saving System

°·⊱ Role: Obsessor, BPD Holder

────── · · · · ──────

°·⊱ Sex: Male

°·⊱ Gender: Spiderlilygender, LuoBinghecharic, Bloodcovic, Genderthreat, Redgender, Redvelvetcakeic, Chaosthing, Vampcreation, Vampgender, Bloodgender

°·⊱ Pronouns: Voi/Void; Ice/Iced; Howl/Howls; Purr/Purrs; 🌑/🌑s; 🌕/🌕s; 🐾/🐾s; It/Its; Xy/Xyr; Phe/Phex; Hx/Hxm; Red/Reds; 🟥/🟥s; 🏮/🏮s; Vamp/Vamps; 🦇/🦇s; Chao/Chaos

°·⊱ Sexuality: Bisexual, Male Preference

°·⊱ Personality: Luo Binghe is charismatic and persuasive enough to have successfully taken control of the Northern Demonic Lands. However, he still seeks Shen Qingqiu's affection and approval, much like when he was a young disciple, and has severe abandonment issues. Although he tries his best to not keep Shen Qingqiu to himself. He tends to be a crybaby for his husband to pay him more attention, and loves to dote on him.

────── · · · · ──────

°·⊱ Nicknames/Titles: Junshang, Bing-ge, [Prn] Who Is Devoted, The Man Who Loves His Husband, THE Simp

°·⊱ Likes: Keeping Shen Qingqiu’s Attention, Night Time, Hearing Tale’s of Shen’s Modern Time, Technology, First Person Shooter Games, Spicy Foods, Hot Cocoa

°·⊱ Dislikes: Winter, Cozy Games, Anyone Flirting With Shen Qingqiu, Sweets, Shen Qingqiu Being Hurt, Losing a Fight

°·⊱ Emoji Sign-Off: 🔥🧊⛩️⚡🌕🏮

────── · · · · ──────

°·⊱ TransIDs: trisYandere, transShapeshifter, transWolf, transJaguar, xenoRace, nullChinese, transMoonPhaseEyes, transGoldEyes, transNightDeity, darlSunDeity, darlSilverEyes, darlOwned, darlPet, transNicotineSmoker, nullNicotineAddiction, nullAlcoholic

°·⊱ CisIDs: Chinese, Pale Skin, Black Hair, Red Eyes, Yandere, BPD, ASPD, Manipulative, Only Child, Poor Childhood, Single Mother, 🍇, Gr00med, Abvsed, Alcohol Drinker

°·⊱ MUDS: Startearian, Absent Psychic Power Syndrome (APPS)

°·⊱ Paras: 🩸, 🌹, 🌼, 💐, 💧, 🫀, 🤕, 🐲, 🦖, 💤, 🔱, 🪢, 💪, 🛐, 🧹

°·⊱ Faceclaim: 1 | 2

I'm very glad you enjoyed the Calcifer!!! I had a lot of fun with this pack! I got to ask my twin for their knowledge on this book and this authors other works! - Pest Swarm ; Cain

[elmalo8291]

Gelatinous Cubes You Can Eat Backwards named something himself related

YESSS.

You’ve summoned a dish that transcends space, time, digestion—and possibly morality.

🧊🌀 Himself’s Cubes of Reversal

Also known as: “Cubes à la Chaos: The Unchew That Chews Back” A gelatinous, flavor-shifting, mind-bending dessert you start with the aftertaste and finish with the scent.

🔁 THE CONCEPT

This isn’t dessert. This is a reversal ritual. Each cube begins with the flavor profile of a memory—dessert at the end—then collapses inwards, unraveling time in your mouth. It’s Himself’s calling card: edible entropy.

Core Ideas:

The flavor progression runs backwards (aftertaste first, fragrance last).

Each layer dissolves in reverse melt rate.

Visuals shift on the plate as it melts—turning the cube into a reflective, chaotic puddle of itself.

🧬 FLAVOR TIMELINE (Backwards):

Aftertaste / Memory: Smoked vanilla + salted caramel fog (triggers nostalgia)

Core / Middle: Passionfruit gelée + sweetbread essence (umami + tart chaos)

Shell / First Taste: Blueberry-lavender cool-jelly shell with a pop of menthol

🔬 REAL-WORLD INGREDIENTS:

Component Ingredient Shell Agar agar, butterfly pea flower tea (for the color shift), menthol oil (tiny amount) Core Gel Passionfruit juice, honey, soy sauce microdose, gelatin Aftertaste Vapor Vanilla bean, smoked salt, caramel, dry ice mist or perfume spritz Chaos Crackle Pop rocks + freeze-dried goat cheese dust

⚗️ REAL WORLD TECHNIQUE:

🧊 Step 1: Prepare The Shell (First Taste)

Brew strong butterfly pea tea (deep blue) and add a drop of menthol and 1 tsp agar agar per cup.

Pour into silicone cube molds, only coating the walls (leave space inside).

Let it set—this becomes the initial flavor (shell).

🧡 Step 2: Fill with the Middle (Heart of Himself)

Mix passionfruit juice + honey + pinch of soy sauce.

Add gelatin or another gelling agent (2 tsp per cup).

Fill set shell cavities and let the entire cube set.

🌫️ Step 3: Aftertaste Fog or Spritz (Final Note)

Smoke vanilla beans with a culinary torch + cloche.

Inhale mist as you eat OR mix with dry ice and present as vapor.

Alternatively: prepare a “memory spritz” using caramel-vanilla oil + vodka in a tiny perfume atomizer.

🎨 MAGIC PRESENTATION:

Plate in a cracked black stone bowl, with a fractured mirror tile under the cube.

Freeze-dried goat cheese dust forms chaotic constellations around it.

Pour warm elderflower tea over the cube to trigger a color fade and partial melt—the cube weeps blue.

🧙‍♂️ Himself’s Note in the Cookbook Margin:

“It is not meant to be chewed. It is meant to be remembered first. And feared... last.”

💀 DANGEROUS VARIANTS:

Forbidden Gel: Substitute the passionfruit with fermented durian + ghost chili. Only fools and prophets survive the bite.

Memory-Swap Cube: Infuse core with DNA-level flavor—use truffle + musk + MSG + tonka bean. May cause flavor hallucinations.

Void-Wrapped Version: Coat in edible gold, infuse black garlic + marshmallow essence in core. The sweet meets rot.

Would you like to open a whole "Desserts of Chaos" chapter with Himself & Fizzlewick next? Or go savory, soupy, explosive, or forbidden meats?

Just whisper "GO" into the void.

[quills-of-freedom]

Levi Ackerman ~ Relationship, vibe and various 💕

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💣

💥

🧟‍♂️

🦝

🦂

☕

🍵

🍶

🧊

⌚

🌪

👔

🪔

📃

🖇

🧴

🧽

🧼

I think we all know about Levis cold exterior. It’s pretty blatant and he doesn’t try to hide it. So I’m sure it won’t come as a surprise to know he’s a hard one to get close to, especially romantically.

It’s not only his stoic, stone self that makes it difficult, but it’s hard for him to find the time for romance. He’s a busy man, both in AoT and a modern AU.

You have to be pretty special to catch his attention, not to mention be amazing enough for him to work you into his hectic lifestyle.

Low-key huge worrier. He’s lost so many people in his life that the thought of losing someone he cares about again is one of the many things that contributes to his insomnia.

Levi is a perfect yet broken man. He needs so much patience, love and space. He’s definitely far from clingy and yet he has his own special ways of showing he cares.

Ideal dates

Levi feels the most comfortable somewhere quiet. Away from hustle and bustle, noise and, well… people.

Thrives in solitude, so somewhere where its just the two of you is probably what would go down.

His chances of asking you on a date if you just met are pretty slim. He’ll have to know you for a little while. He’s just not interested as he has other things on his plate right now. A plate that just never seems to empty.

A walk in a quiet park. Stargazing. Maybe even hosting you at his place. It’s so casual and he’s so normal about the whole thing, you’ll probably second guess if it’s even a date.

But, if Levi Ackerman is spending alone time with you and its not work related… its probably a date. His independence is very precious to him, so he choses his company with precision.

Always smells and looks good. As we know, he’s super clean. You just aren’t human if he picks you up for a date and you don’t get instant butterflies from his aura alone.

Won’t ever make a move on the first date. He’s testing the waters.

Have a kind heart and he’ll adore you. He definitely doesn’t do PDA except maybe placing his hand on the small of your back.

Modern AU

Totally see him being a snazzy business man in a modern AU. His dream of having his own tea shop always on the horizon. But Levi has to keep himself busy at all times, else the darkness within his mind will catch up to him. It always will be one day, with Levi.

Perhaps you’re the one to get him there, to help piece this broken man back together as best you can.

In a modern AU he is beyond happy that vacuums and anti bac exists. He doesn’t know how he’d cope without it.

Total fuck boy in his early 20s. He doesn’t know how to fill the void within him. Has so much healing to do, it’s so sad.

Erwin is destined to be his mentor, and helps him see the light more. Their bond stretches across multiverses.

Drives a black car with leather seats. A good collection of watches. Levi likes to look good and he pulls it off so good.

Gets acupuncture to help with his insomnia. A lot of herbal tea too. It helps a little but nothing substantial.

NSFW

Post fuck-boy phase, Levi is a gentleman when it comes to between the sheets. He inherently knows a way around another humans body. He’s an extremely passionate and sensual lover; he’ll absolutely blow you away.

If you want graphic detail of Levis junk, you can read and see it here.

Always, alwaaaays has a nice, thick load for you. And there’s plenty of it.

He’s the most vulnerable both when he’s tossing and turning trying to sleep and after sex.

Amazing with his mouth and fingers, very attentive to what you like and don’t like, all from the reactions you give him, no matter how subtle he can pick up on it.

Stamina is out of this world.

Heavy panting, the odd grunt and a bark when he cums is what you can expect to hear while he’s fucking you.

Kinks

Levi has a praise kink, certainly. He adores telling you how beautiful you are. He thrives off making you feel like the king/queen you are.

On the flip side, with how hard he has it, he loves it when you take care of him. Let him relax. Give him oral. Ride him. Massage his aching neck and back. He’ll be putty in your hands.

Shower sex. Obviously. You know.

Ride his face. His groans if you do are out of this world. His slender finger tips will dig into your ass and his sighs are like music to your ears.

Has a thing for watching you touching yourself before stepping in and taking over. It really revs his engine.

Aftercare

If Levi loves you, his aftercare is second to none. Soft kisses, embraces, whispering how gorgeous and perfect you are.

Will carry you to the shower and will change the sheets while you’re in there.

Brings you a tray of food too. Fruits, yoghurt and tea.

Massages if he was a little more rough than usual. Usually after a particularly stressful day.

Levi is a beautiful person inside and out. He’s just in so much pain and anguish. You need to take extra special care of this lovely human being ❤

[colossal-fallout]

You could do Levi for the Relationship vibes and Various!!! I love your writing～💫❤

Thank you 😊 glad to have you here!

Levi Ackerman ~ Relationship, vibe and various 💕

💀

💣

💥

🧟‍♂️

🦝

🦂

☕

🍵

🍶

🧊

⌚

🌪

👔

🪔

📃

🖇

🧴

🧽

🧼

I think we all know about Levis cold exterior. It's pretty blatant and he doesn't try to hide it. So I'm sure it won't come as a surprise to know he's a hard one to get close to, especially romantically.

It's not only his stoic, stone self that makes it difficult, but it's hard for him to find the time for romance. He's a busy man, both in AoT and a modern AU.

You have to be pretty special to catch his attention, not to mention be amazing enough for him to work you into his hectic lifestyle.

Low-key huge worrier. He's lost so many people in his life that the thought of losing someone he cares about again is one of the many things that contributes to his insomnia.

Levi is a perfect yet broken man. He needs so much patience, love and space. He's definitely far from clingy and yet he has his own special ways of showing he cares.

Ideal dates

Levi feels the most comfortable somewhere quiet. Away from hustle and bustle, noise and, well... people.

Thrives in solitude, so somewhere where its just the two of you is probably what would go down.

His chances of asking you on a date if you just met are pretty slim. He'll have to know you for a little while. He's just not interested as he has other things on his plate right now. A plate that just never seems to empty.

A walk in a quiet park. Stargazing. Maybe even hosting you at his place. It's so casual and he's so normal about the whole thing, you'll probably second guess if it's even a date.

But, if Levi Ackerman is spending alone time with you and its not work related... its probably a date. His independence is very precious to him, so he choses his company with precision.

Always smells and looks good. As we know, he's super clean. You just aren't human if he picks you up for a date and you don't get instant butterflies from his aura alone.

Won't ever make a move on the first date. He's testing the waters.

Have a kind heart and he'll adore you. He definitely doesn't do PDA except maybe placing his hand on the small of your back.

Modern AU

Totally see him being a snazzy business man in a modern AU. His dream of having his own tea shop always on the horizon. But Levi has to keep himself busy at all times, else the darkness within his mind will catch up to him. It always will be one day, with Levi.

Perhaps you're the one to get him there, to help piece this broken man back together as best you can.

In a modern AU he is beyond happy that vacuums and anti bac exists. He doesn't know how he'd cope without it.

Total fuck boy in his early 20s. He doesn't know how to fill the void within him. Has so much healing to do, it's so sad.

Erwin is destined to be his mentor, and helps him see the light more. Their bond stretches across multiverses.

Drives a black car with leather seats. A good collection of watches. Levi likes to look good and he pulls it off so good.

Gets acupuncture to help with his insomnia. A lot of herbal tea too. It helps a little but nothing substantial.

NSFW

Post fuck-boy phase, Levi is a gentleman when it comes to between the sheets. He inherently knows a way around another humans body. He's an extremely passionate and sensual lover; he'll absolutely blow you away.

If you want graphic detail of Levis junk, you can read and see it here.

Always, alwaaaays has a nice, thick load for you. And there's plenty of it.

He's the most vulnerable both when he's tossing and turning trying to sleep and after sex.

Amazing with his mouth and fingers, very attentive to what you like and don't like, all from the reactions you give him, no matter how subtle he can pick up on it.

Stamina is out of this world.

Heavy panting, the odd grunt and a bark when he cums is what you can expect to hear while he's fucking you.

Kinks

Levi has a praise kink, certainly. He adores telling you how beautiful you are. He thrives off making you feel like the king/queen you are.

On the flip side, with how hard he has it, he loves it when you take care of him. Let him relax. Give him oral. Ride him. Massage his aching neck and back. He'll be putty in your hands.

Shower sex. Obviously. You know.

Ride his face. His groans if you do are out of this world. His slender finger tips will dig into your ass and his sighs are like music to your ears.

Has a thing for watching you touching yourself before stepping in and taking over. It really revs his engine.

Aftercare

If Levi loves you, his aftercare is second to none. Soft kisses, embraces, whispering how gorgeous and perfect you are.

Will carry you to the shower and will change the sheets while you're in there.

Brings you a tray of food too. Fruits, yoghurt and tea.

Massages if he was a little more rough than usual. Usually after a particularly stressful day.

Levi is a beautiful person inside and out. He's just in so much pain and anguish. You need to take extra special care of this lovely human being ❤

[wartieingreek]

doing update of this i did not too long ago, just want to include more and make it more accurate (Please be aware for any of my Sins (Kiwano, Yellow Rose, Dicentra, Begonia, Fly Trap, Petunia, Jabuticaba) I will be using their Pre-Gem versions (aka the start of their lore :3) to not have the really strong Sin stuff in it :3)

(As usual, Beast Ancients au belongs to @cuppajj :3)

ALIVE:

Teal Shard Cookie - Hiding out in a cave, scared out of his mind. He’s witnessed the forces growing ever nearer and is in a constant state of panic. To whatever God may be listening to him, make it quick.

Gallane Squire Cookie - A loyal warrior amongst Midnight Lily’s forest, serving her with no questions asked. He may be slightly skeptical, but he does not voice them.

Fool’s Goldenberry Cookie - Staying with the Cookies of Darkness, working especially with the cake hounds, raising them at their younger years. He’s been feeling a little uneasy, but it’s likely a cold or stomach bug, right?

Burnt Shrapnel Cookie - Scouring the arid outskirts of the Parmesan Desert, aware of Celestial Cheese. She keeps her distance from the Neo-Beast, however, not wanting to succumb to whatever would happen, just in case.

Haemoglobin Cookie - Already being alone on a island, not too far from the Licorice Sea grants some confort, but the noticeable change in it’s behaviour has his raised concerns. Their eyes and ears stay on alert, just in case.

Begonia Cookie - Her heart has been shredded, having witnessed his girlfriend’s death before his eyes. She’s absolutely ruined mentally, hiding out in the woods, holding a remnant of Dicentra in her hair.

Kiwano Cookie - Being good at hiding from people’s eyes helped, most definitely, but witnessing his sister and friends die or go missing shook him up. He blames himself, and stays in a hut. He’s blissfully unaware of how close he is to the Saint’s territory.

DEAD:

Black Void Cookie - Frozen, one of many ice statues trapped in the lands of Frigid Cacao. From scurrying about, spying on those it considered dangerous or interesting, to stuck in fear and ultimately dying due to the cold. A sad end.

Yew Songbird Cookie - A valiant fighter, he sensed the intrusion into his section of the deeper forests, using all he had at his disposal to try and fend them off. Ultimately, exhaustion and time were his enemy.

Yellow Rose Cookie - A great friend, but a better sibling. She had to force her brother out of their home to save his life. She has since died, now at peace thanks to the Saint.

Dicentra Cookie - She tried to escape with her other half, but ultimately couldn’t hide the best due to dough tones and height. She’s in a better place now.

Fly Trap Cookie - Escaped him after they witnessed what happened to the others. They ended up lost and after enough wandering, found some orchids. They potted one, and kept it with them, caring for it. Big mistake.

MISSING/UNKNOWN:

Shaded Jam Cookie - They always stuck to the shadows, messing with others to their own discretion. They’ve not been seen out the dark in a while. Some say they see white pupils in other’s shadows, though only for a second.

Petunia Cookie - Last seen attempting to fight off the Saint, then gone. There’s been sightings of a red tail tip on occasion, though it may not be them.

Jabuticaba Cookie - They were last seen throwing Begonia and Dicentra over a fence. Some have said they’ve seen a large purple-ish figure, though it is unclear if it is him.

War Crepe Cookie - Missing, last seen staring off into the sunset, then nothing. Footprints lead into the waters.

Emerald Fracture - They just vanished, as if they were deleted by some other force.

[wartieingreek]

holy shit i didn’t expect to respond like genuinely oh my god thank i posted this not expecting a resposne is this how meeting a celebrity feels

also black void as of current: 🧊

i see many “what’s happening oc” stuff in @cuppajj ‘s beast ancients au so:

Alive:

Teal Shard Cookie - Living in a cavern in the woods has it’s benefits, though time might be running out given the nearing sounds of footsteps.

Gallane Squire Cookie - A warrior among Midnight Lily’s kingdom, loyal to her and only her.

Fool’s Goldenberry Cookie - Wity the COD. Who knows how long that’ll pan out, however.

Burnt Shrapnel Cookie - Roaming the light-arid outskirts of the Parmesan Desert, though it won’t be too long until Celestial Cheese finds her, most likely.

Dead:

Black Void Cookie - Due to being a creature in a cookie shell, completely unaware of the Neo-Beasts until stumbling upon Frigid Cacao’s territory. You should know what happened next.

Yew Songbird Cookie - Noticing his forest intruded on, attempting to stop the intruders. Dragonberry’s forces were too powerful, however.

Lily Of The Valley Cookie - Being too power hungry for her own good, attempting to deceive the wring cookie and getting to close to Saint Vanilla has it’s consequences.

Missing/Unknown:

War Crepe Cookie - Vanished, without a trace. They might be alive.

Emerald Fracture - ???