#blablablaba

[pamsimmerstories]

freya worries about him even when she shouldn't

[freya]: i don’t know why i’m doing this... but he must be hungry as well...

[freya]: and why did he hide here?

[avery]: how did you find me?

[freya]: i saw you coming here, avery

[avery]: i want to be alone. you and avery keeps ignoring me or running away when i arrive close to you

[freya]: you can’t blame me for staying away, avery. you’re always mean to me.

[avery]: then why’d you come?

[freya]: maybe because i was feeling sorry for you, for ignoring you all day. and because we’re gonna eat and you must be hungry! but i’m regretting it

[avery]: i’m not hungry

[stomach growls]

[freya]: yeah... that doesn’t feel like hungry at all, huh? why are you so stubborn?

[freya]: you’re coming with me

[avery]: no, i’m not

[freya]: just come with me

[avery]: no!

[freya]: fine! then don’t complain that we’re ignoring you or that you’re hungry

[avery]: i wasn’t complaining... i was just explaining.

[freya]: blablablaba i’m not listening!!

[avery]: you’re going to the wrong place

[freya]: i’m not

[avery]: do you wanna get lost, don’t you?

[freya]: this is the side i came from

[avery]: no. ugh, fine. i’ll go with you or you’re gonna get lost forever and everyone is gonna blame me.

[sunwashedsoda]

sometimes i wonder if my morals are right??? i know what i stand wth but i still cant tell right and wrong, whts accepted and not, and whats blablablaba

like im struggling with friend groups at school (both the old one and new one) and i just want to appear friendly and i have friends. i want to appear cooollll i want admirationnn thats what have been on my mind lately

but mum says im getting more arragant no im not no im not wdym. its just me growing up she might start thnking that theres a demon in my head or something

no im not lonely i swear i have frends but i just dont want a best friend i just want to appear superior in the cool way

[dax-enfinity]

Here’s the AU idea I just got:

- Modern day normal AU but the Galaxy Garrison still exists and there’s no Voltron and all that but there’s still the Glara the Alteans the Olkari and the BOM blablablaba.

- For drama it’s a soulmate AU where the basic details and the names of your soulmates are on your wrist

- So aliens aren’t confirmed or anything like that and Matt has 2 soulmates which is really fucking rare, but he gets it written in like galran or something and it’s got space coordinates and stuff

- the Kerberos mission still happens but since no Voltron instead Matt, Shiro, and Sam get sucked into a worm hole and are pretty much stuck in Daibazaal for the time being

- for some fun add the paladins too

- so the 3 of them are like “aliens are real?!” Since they got wormholed into a whole mother Galaxy that’s not even registered by NASA or something

- kinda meet cute kinda meet awkward cause Matt’s a human walking around with rare Galran soulmate marks

- I imagine Galra Keith looking the same but with light purple skin, elf ears, and the yellow eyes like when he was during his fight with clone Shiro alongside his scar

- Acxa looks the same lmao

- Keith is like a Galra prince or something and also future BOM leader and Acxa like his right hand but she’s much more BOM focused rather than royalty

Well that was it, hope I inspire someone to write something like this, fun fact there’s an actual Keith/Matt/Acxa tag on AO3 too!)

tell me more about KeithxMattxAcxa, it's the ultimate heir ship, Keith's got his signature mullet and then Acxa's got a side fringe and Matt ... Matt is... too beautiful for words

(I AM SO SORRY FOR ANSWERING THIS SO LATE ANON!!!)

So basically I got this ship after finding this one fic on AO3 where it’s a side ship so that sparked me an idea.

Then I found this tumblr post that was like “Matt tells Acxa dumb jokes to make her laugh since she’s normally so serious.”

And that whole dynamic sparked an idea

Here are my bullet points:

- Both Keith and Acxa are edgelords in some way and Matt’s the nerd who decided to tag along with them

- Keith and Matt definitely knew each other due to Shiro while they were at the Galaxy Garrison

- It was obvious the writers were trying to hint that Keith and Acxa would’ve had SOMETHING going on but due to the shipping madness that was the peak voltron era they chickened out

- I could see Matt and Acxa having the Star-Lord and Gamora dynamic from the Guardians of The Galaxy movies

- I know the writers gave Matt a robot girlfriend who’s apart of the Rebels but that’s a ROBOT not even a cyborg or something sentient it’s PROGRAMMED but what’s better than a robot partner? Two hot badass alien partners!!!

End of my bullet points

Also, yes anon Matt is too beautiful for words, it’s a shame s8 gave him that awful haircut, I imagine Matt coming back to Earth with BOTW! Link’s haircut.

Out of all of Voltron the three of them have got the best hair out of the entire series in my opinion.

Matt would be the most laidback chill guy in existence x Keith and Acxa’s fierce overprotective edgy selves.

I’ll probably follow this up with an AU idea I just got at the moment!!!

(Thank you anon for the ask!)

[godnattakatta]

ok so i was thinking (never a good sign lmao) bUT you know the picture of current international tour munk?

this one. anyway his eyebrow here look very similar to another cat's

(this deme is from the international tour 2019 because as far as i'm aware there is no picture of the current deme yet) and i mean. it's not exactly the same but it is similar enough that i'm gonna say that it's proof that these two indeed are siblings

[bluewinnerangel]

Can you tell me about Louis at Spaniard inn? Idk what's it about

Sure! It’s pretty much explained in this post, but of course I gotta recap:

So Harry’s had this public house, the Erskine house, since 2012. The public knows a ton about it, even what the renovated inside looks like, so it’s thought to be more like an office/meetup spot/used as a stunt house while he has a ~nobody knows where we live~ house somewhere else.

Anyway, this house is snuggling this pub, The Spaniards Inn.

In blue the inn, its garden, parking lot, in red the Erskine house:

There might be more accounts of this, but on august 6 2018 Louis got spotted there together with E and Oli

And that was the same day as these pics:

That’s a whole lotta crumbs of a harry-and-louis-were-out-together-in-public-pie.

Also fast forward to a couple of weeks ago (April 12 2021) when the pubs reopened and the first thing E did was go to the Spaniards Inn, really making it overly obvious in her instagram stories (I explained it in an uglyass twitter thread for the screaming confused twitter larries here).

Now for any conclusions about this: Harry has had that home since 2012, all these people know and probably frequented this Inn since pre-haylor times (yes eras are divided in pre- and post-haylor I just made that rule), they have known the place since forever, probably just like going there. The fact that E was loud about it on insta doesn’t really do anything. You can make the joke that she’s dropping off clifford or something, but, eh. She was a lot tho, even posing / looking at his house:

Hope that’s the answer you were looking for :)

Also if you wanna drop yourself into a rabbithole, @daisiesonafield-blog has an amazing houses tag

[greenv]

We're the same PT.ll | Peter Parker x Stark!Fem!Reader

Summary: You are used to having Peter in your world all the time, he was in the base with you more than at his own home, it was time for you to spend time in his world.

Warnings: None? A small sexual reference or joke? Idk...

Word count: 3,5 k

Notes: (Y/R/L/N) \ Your real last name.

A/N: I just want to thank you guys for all the love "We're the same" received! For real! Thank you! Here's part two, I hope you guys like it as well!

[Part 1]

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You and Peter were getting back from one of your night patrols, it was something that the two of you always did and it was part of your routine now, you loved fighting crime beside him, and he loved being able to fight by your side as well, the both of you made such a perfect team that even your dad, Tony Stark was proud.

"So… I was thinking" Peter takes off his mask giving you a look, you look at him waiting for him to keep talking "You know, how I always spend time on the avengers place? I was thinking that maybe you would like to… I don't know… Spend some time at my place? Maybe?" Peter smiles awkwardly, you remove your marks looking at him with a smile.

"You got all shy all of a sudden" You put your arms around his neck, giving him a little kiss on the lips.

"Not with you, I mean, no, I just… Do you think that it's time to introduce you to my friends?" Peter sighs.

"Wow…" You look at him with surprise "You have friends?!" Peter looks at you offended, you start laughing and he can't help but laugh as well with you "I'd love to meet them, if that's what you want Pete… I'll do it" Peter looks at your face trying to memorize your features, but to be honest, he already knows your entire face and body by memory, he just loves admiring your beauty.

"That will mean a lot to me, thank you" Peter closes his eyes giving you a sweet kiss.

"Well… in that case, just tell me when and I'll be there" You smile.

"How about tomorrow? You can go to my school and you can spend a day in my world" Peter suggested, you frown, that wasn't what you had in mind when he told you he wanted you to meet his friends.

"At your school?!" You ask, surprised.

"Yeah, is that… a bad idea?".

"Well, why not after school? We can go eat something or maybe… Why?" You put your hands on your hips, you can't help but laugh. "Don't you nerds go out?".

"Ouch…" Peter smiles "Well, remember I told you I'm going to the academy decathlon? I need to start staying after school to study and between classes as well from time to time, and besides… I could really use your company" Peter grabs your hands swinging both your bodies, you only shake your head. 

"Alright fine, I'll go to school with you tomorrow, but I'm not taking the bus, I'll go swinging" You wink at him.

"Uh, no, you need to take the bus with me, so you can pass as one of the students" Peter winks back.

"Ugh! Is it really that necessary?!" Peter hugs you, hiding his face in the crack  of your neck.

"For me… pleeeeeease?" Peter whispers against your skin.

"Okay… See you tomorrow then" You put on your mask getting ready to go back to the chaotic place you call home.

"Love you!" Peter screams, smiling and feeling the luckiest man alive, once he lost the sight of you, he climbs the wall and opens his window to get into his room, tomorrow was the big day, he'd  been waiting for so long to introduce you to Ned and MJ, he was sure you were gonna love them.

[°°°]

"Wake up Parker!" You open his window, getting inside his room, Peter was getting changed after his usual morning shower, he looked back at you smiling.

"Good morning baby" He blows a kiss at you from afar, you sit on his bed taking a good look at his room, you've been there plenty of times, but today felt different, you felt a bit nervous and you didn't know why.

"When are we leaving?" You ask, impatiently.

"Well, you're a bit early baby girl, the bus will be here in thirty minutes" Peter puts on his shirt and sits beside you on his bed.

"You're not taking the suit?" You lift his shirt a bit, looking at his bare skin, Peter smiles and shakes his head.

"I want this to be a normal day for the both of us, just you, me, school, friends, a normal teenagers romance… No super heroes, no super powers, no fighting the bad guys, just for today" Peter grabs your hand.

"Pete… Baby… I am the daughter of Tony Stark, even before I got my powers, the words 'have a normal day weren’t part of my vocabulary" You fake a smile and Peter chuckles, biting his lip.

"Are you wearing your suit?".

"No, it's in my backpack, just in case you know…" Peter grabs your backpack, he opens it taking out the suit, throwing it into his closet. "Pete…" you look at your boyfriend with sadness "I'm already going to school with you let me take the suit, you never know!".

"Y/N, nothing will happen today, and I promise that after school we'll come back here and we'll go back to being Mr and Mrs Spider-Man" Peter jokes, you smile with sadness nodding, after all you promised him a normal day.

"Peter I seriously can't believe I'm the one who's asking to keep the suit and not the other way around".

"Honey we'll be okay!". "Fine… But if something does happen, I'm calling dad". "That won't be necessary". "We'll see". "We won't".

After a quick breakfast with Aunt May, you and Peter went down to the bus stop and waited for your ride to his school, you were used to Happy driving you to your private school where your dad had you at, you always wondered what it would be like to go on a bus like Peter did all the time, not wear a uniform, this could be a good day, maybe you can convince Tony to let you change school.

"So, we met at the Stark Internship… right?" You look at Peter trying to memorize the fake story on how you two met.

"Exactly, let's not mention that we both have super powers" Peter smiles.

"I thought your friend Ned knew?".

"Well, yeah, he's the only one, but the story is for the rest of them" Peter takes your hand.

"Okay… my last name is… (Y/R/L/N)?" You sigh "I'm ready!".

As the bus arrives, Peter manages to sneak you in without the bus driver noticing, but you didn't feel worried, it was an old man and he could barely see.

"There's Ned, my best friend" Peter points at a guy in the middle of the bus, you nod, just following Peter.

"Hey bro!" Ned smiles at Peter, you see them make a kind of secret handshake, you smile at the sight of such a cute act.

"Ned, this is Y/N… The Y/N" Peter says nervously, Ned looks at you and he opens his mouth with surprise.

"You're Peter's girlfriend?!" Ned asks.

"Yup… Nice to finally meet you, Peter talks a lot about you" You shake Ned's hand.

"He talks about me?! Ha! He talks about you a lot as well, you're like the main topic of our conversations" Ned chuckles, Peter hits Ned's arm giving him a warning.

"I'm flattered, I hope he only says good things" You look at Peter, taking a seat next to Ned.

"You're not sitting with me?" Peter chuckles.

"Nah, Ned's better company" You wink an eye at Peter, he takes a seat in front of the both of you.

"So… Are you really Tony Stark's daughter?" Ned asks.

"I don't know what you're talking about, we met at Stark industries… I have an internship as well" you smile.

"Baby, remember he knows" Peter chuckles.

"Oh… yeah, sorry" You smile shyly at Ned "So you know about Spidey?" You whisper at Ned.

"About Spidey one and two" Ned smiles and you smile at him.

"Well I'm glad I don't have to pretend in front of someone".

The bus makes another stop and a bunch of students get inside of the bus, you see Peter shake his hand in the air with a smile, you look over to see a pretty girl, messy hair and a 'kill me' kind of face, you knew that was MJ, Peter always says that she has a funeral face.

"Sup losers" MJ sits beside Peter. She looks at you and you give her a small smile.

"Hey" you say, MJ looks at Ned and then at you.

"Who is she?".

"She's my girlfriend" Peter spoke, MJ looks at Peter with an extremely surprised look, but her face goes back to her neutral expression right away.

"So, you're that Y/N?" MJ looks at you.

"Yes, you must be MJ" You offer her your hand to shake, but instead she gives an awkward high-five.

"Are you sure you're dating this ass? He's not paying you to fake a relationship?" MJ looks at you trying to study your expressions, you only chuckle shaking your head.

"Hey! I can get a girlfriend!" Peter says offended.

"Yeah boy… but not like her, she's waaaaay out of your league" MJ huff taking out her book, Peter looks at you and you give him a little wink.

Once the four of you arrived at school, no one was paying attention to you, which you liked, normally, at your other school you were treating with a bit of privilege just because of your last name, and here, it was all different, maybe because no one really knew your real last name, or maybe because you were with the nerds, but you liked it, being invisible for once.

"Let's go to class then" Peter grabs your hand.

"What class do we have first?" You smile.

"Wait… you're attending this school now!?" Ned exclaims.

"Yes, for today" You smile shyly.

"Cool… Are we going to say that she's an exchange student from another country or...?" Ned looks at Peter.

"No, she just transferred schools that's it" Peter smiles.

"I can make an accent" you look at both boys.

"I wanna hear" Ned smiles.

"Please no" Peter puts his hands over his ears, as you start speaking with a heavy (very bad) french accent, making Ned laugh, even MJ gave you a small chuckle.

"Can she please keep the accent?!" Ned looks at Peter.

"No! Please no!" Peter grabs your hand pulling you to class.

The teacher was already there so you had to go through the entire 'hi I'm blablablaba the new kid' kind of thing.

"Y/N, tell us a bit about you" the teacher looks at you. You felt everyone's eyes over you, you looked at Peter who was sitting in his place, saving a chair beside him for you.

"I'm dating Spider-Man" you said seriously, you could hear Peter choke in the back of the class, everyone was quiet, but then everyone started laughing and Peter felt his soul go back to his body.

"Yeah, I'm dating Spider-Man as well" another girl jokes.

"Okay Y/N go take a seat" the teacher smiles. You nod walking towards Peter, you look at the girl who made a joke as well, you lean close and whisper.

"You're not his type sweetie" You wink and eye to her and she rolls her eyes at you. 

You sit beside Peter taking out a notebook and a pen out of your backpack.

"Hey sweetie… Don't sit with Parker, come sit with us" you look up from your notebook to see a boy wearing a Polo shirt, you knew, by fact that he was Flash, the annoying son of a… Who made Peter's life a living hell in school.

"No thanks, I'm good here" You fake a smile.

"Come on, I don't bite, unless you want me to" Flash winks at you and his friends start laughing.

"Just ignore him," Peter whispers, taking your hand.

"Permission to break his jaw" you whisper with anger.

"As much as I'd love to see that, permission not granted… It's okay, he's like that, you'll get used to him" Peter chuckles.

"Okay, but if he says something offensive to you, I won't hesitate".

"I love when you get all overprotective of me" Peter whispers in your ear leaving a small kiss on your cheek.

"Well, you know that someone has your back Parker" You bite your lip, trying not to kiss him so you both don't get detention.

As class goes by, you actually pay a lot of attention to it, making a bet with Peter on who could answer more questions than the other, the loser will go patrolling alone, but the both of you know that's an impossible thing. 

You and Peter go to the next class, woodshop. 

As you and Peter arrive, Ned is already there, working on something, Peter grabs your hand and you look at him with a smile.

"Remember when you first got your powers? I made your web shooters here" Peter smiles, you could see how proud he was of his work.

"I can remember that day as if it was yesterday… And I can also remember your face when you showed me the web shooters for the first time" You caress his cheek with love, Peter feels electricity in his body, he shakes a bit and smiles, you really had an effect on him.

The two of you made your way to Ned, you see him working on some type of mechanic arm, he seemed to be having a bit of a problem there, you look at Peter wondering if he's going to help his friend, but no, Peter only sits beside him, working on his own project.

"Need a hand Ned?" You smile, sitting in front of him. Ned and Peter look at you.

"Uh… I don't really want to bother, I can't seem to make this work, I don't know why" Ned shows you the mechanic hand, you grab it taking a good look. 

Grabbing a bunch of tools on the table, you quickly manage to fix it and the mechanic like hand starts moving.

"Wow… where did you learn that?" Peter looks at you with a bright smile.

"Yeah, that took you like five seconds!" Ned grabs the hand admiring your work.

"Well, I'm Tony Stark's daughter, I know how to repair his suits as well" Your chest sticks out and you look at Peter feeling proud, you were glad that there was something Peter Parker didn't know about you.

"You keep surprising me babe" Peter smiles and winks at you.

"Not in front of me guys, please…" Ned rolls his eyes and goes back to working on his hand, you and Peter chuckle.

"So… You really are spending your day with the nerds huh?" Someone speaks behind you, you take your eyes off of Peter's project to look behind you. 

Flash was there, he was holding his phone typing something, he looked at you smiling.

"I knew I've seen that pretty face before…" Flash has a cocky smile in his face, he then turns his phone to you "Tony Stark donates one million dollars to charity, and beside him, the women that inspire him to do good day by day… His wife, Pepper Potts, and his daughter, Y/N Stark…" Flash finishes reading the news, you really started to hate that guy. 

Peter looks at Flash with anger, all he wanted to do was have a normal day with you in school, show you that you could be happy in a normal kind of way, but of course Flash was so obsessed with him that he had to ruin everything. 

Peter stands up from his chair ready to fight Flash, but your words stop him.

"So…? Should I give you a golden star?" You ask Flash, with the same cocky smile now "Should I clap for you? Let me do it…" You start clapping in his face "You're so intelligent, you found out who I am!".

Peter looks at you and then at Flash, feeling proud as hell, Flash looked intimidated by you, and Peter was enjoying the show.

"I-" Flash opens his mouth but you interrupt him.

"So what's your point… Flash, right?" You cross your arms.

"Just tell us all the truth! You're not dating Penis Parker! You're here to donate money to school or something!" Flash smiles back at you.

The smile on your face is replaced with pure anger, your eyes darkening as you look at Flash, you could hear him swallow saliva.

"You did not just  say that" Peter whispers with a smile, he goes back to his  seat he was tired of letting Flash get away with all the shit he does, and of course he couldn't punch him cause it was obvious who would win, he was trying to be fair. But today, today it was different, and he was glad his queen was here.

Flash looks at Peter and then back at you, knowing that he made a huge mistake on calling Peter that in front of you.

"What's your point?" You speak with anger.

"Just tell us you're not dating Parker, he has nothing to offer! Instead go out with me! I have money, cars… I can take you wherever you want" You put your arm around  Flash's shoulders squishing hard, he starts to feel pain but he holds it in, trying to look tough you made him face Peter, your boyfriend looking at the both of you delighted.

"You looking at that man right there?" You point at Peter "He gon' get it when we get home, he will keep me up all night… He is much more than you'll ever be!" You squish  Flash's shoulders even more, but not enough to leave  bruises the next day. "You say you have money? Cool, he has an immense heart, amazing jokes... you have a car? Cool… He has something better I prefer to ride" You wink at Peter and you see him blush, he was red at this point "Flash, you wish you could be like Peter Benjamin Parker, now, do me a favor and leave me and my boyfriend alone" you push Flash away from you, sitting back with Peter and Ned, you turn around one last time look at him "Leave your obsession with Peter behind, we all know you're not his type" You wink and eye to Flash.

Flash basically leaves running, when he does, Ned and Peter explode in laughter, you look at the both of them with a smile.

"Damn! That was amazing! About damn time someone said something to Flash" Ned cleans his fake tears.

"You didn't  have to  say anything to him Y/N" Peter smiles.

"You're right, we don't need to prove anything to that loser, but I got angry! He's an asshole and the thought of you having to deal with this dumbass all the time makes my blood boil!" You take a deep breath trying to calm down "Also, I wanted him to know how good you are at what you do" you wink and eye to Peter, your boyfriend opens his eyes wide and looks at Ned, who is pretending to mind his own business with his mechanic arm.

"Y/N… Don't speak like that" Peter whispers, he was a blushy mess, he looked adorable. 

"Oh Peter, you should feel proud of yourself…" You stand up looking around "I'm bored, I'm gonna build something" You smile and you start walking around the classroom looking for pieces for a project.

Back at the table, Ned turns his head to look at you and then he looks at Peter.

"Man… I don't know what you did to get a girl like her, but you're one lucky moth-" Peter covers his mouth, blushing.

"Okay Ned, she's too hot for me I get it…" Peter looks at you smiling "When she's with me all boys hate me". 

And he was right, and he just proved that with Flash trying to steal you from him, the way you talked to Flash, the way you defend Peter, it made him feel some kind of way, he wasn't used to having you do that, but he was proud of it.

[°°°]

The bell rings letting all the students know that the day is over, you stand up from your chair looking at Peter, waiting for instructions.

"Okay, let's go home" Peter smiles taking your hand.

"Home?" You look at him confused "don't you need to study with your decathlon team?".

"Yeah I do but…" He leans closer to you and whispers in your ear. "You said I was gonna get it when we get home so… Let's keep you up all night" He gives you a soft kiss on the lips.

"Peter Parker… I-" you try to make a joke but you just can't, he caught you off guard "Oh boy… Let's go! You have work to do!" You smile and clap happily making Peter laugh out loud, catching everyone's attention, but he didn't care. 

He was planning on having a nice evening with you and his friends, but that could wait, you can see his friends any other day.

[ardinashulhah]

Kita yang Butuh, Kita yang Perlu

Teh Ninih pernah menyampaikan dalam sebuah kajian, “..kita hari ini sangat dimudahkan dalam menuntut ilmu, tapi yang belum hanya pengamalannya.”  kurang lebih seperti itu. 

Pandemi memudahkan semua orang mengakses kelas dan kajian dari berbagai lokasi. Dengan mudahnya orang yang duduk manis di Batam bisa belajar dari guru di Jogjakarta, orang yang mengikuti kelas sambil menahan dinginnya malam Bandung bisa belajar dari guru yang mengajar sambil kepanasan di Indramayu, raga yang bersafar tak ada alasan untuk izin kelas karena zoom bisa diakses dimana pun. 

Buku-buku catatan kajian cepat penuh, story-feeds-blog penuh dengan orang yang berlomba membagi ilmu yang mereka dapat, agar bermanfaat. Tapi seperti apa yang dikatakan Teh Ninih bahwa begitulah ilmu memang mudah sekali orang dapatkan di zaman sekaran ini, tapi mengamalkannya menjadi persoalan baru yang belum banyak orang seriusi. Padahal ilmu yang bermanfaat itu yang diamalkan dan diajarkan atau dibagikan, bukan salah satunya saja.

Hari ini, nasihat-nasihat dari Teh Juan dalam Kelas Ramadan Maksimal rasanya melesat menampar diriku yang cupu. “Kenapa Teh Juan ngadain Kelas Ramadan Maksimal? Apa strong why-nya?” tanya seorang peserta usai materi. “Karena apa ya, Re?”  Teh Juan malah melempar pertanyaan pada Rere, moderator saat itu. “Karena aku merasa gembel, aku butuh pahala-pahala kalian, aku butuh ditolong kalian.. Saat nanti mulutku gak bisa bicara dan aku sedang disika, aku harap ada orang-orang yang bersaksi ‘Ya Allah, Teh Juan dulu pernah jadi tetehku.. ngajarin aku blablablaba’  Aku butuh ditolong makanya aku bergerak.. semoga ada yang bisa menolongku dan keluargaku masuk ke surga-Nya..”  jawab Teh Juan sambil menahan tangis. Kalimat ini tidak persis apa yang disampaikan beliau, tapi dari inti dari jawabannya membuatku tersadar kembali bahwa kitalah yang memerlukan ladang-ladang kebaikan ini. “Aku  ini bener-bener gembel (imannya, red), sampai harus mengemis-ngemis pahala..”. 

Dari situ aku belajar, perlu lebih memaknai setiap gerak-gerak dalam menjalankan tugas fasil dalam Kelas Ramadan Maksimal ini. Bukan mereka (peserta) yang membutuhkan pertolongku (untuk bangun, diingatkan amal yaumi, dlsb) tapi akulah yang butuh mereka. Aku perlu hujjah dari mereka di akhirat kelak, aku perlu amal jariyah dari usaha mengajak, aku perlu mereka untuk membuatku lebih bergerak. Malu kan kalau banyak omong tapi amalan ndol (nol, red), malu kan kalau peserta bisa maksimal tapi fasilnya awut-awutan?

Mendengar ‘tamparan-tamparan’ yang bertubi-tubi tadi dari Teh Juan + nasihat Teh Ninih beberapa waktu lalu dalam kajian, membuatku ingin lebih maksimal dalam membuat tubuh ini lebih dulu bergerak mengamalkan sebelum (dengan lebih mudahnya hanya sekedar) membuat tulisan. 

Semoga Allah mudahkan kita dalam melakukan kebaikan dengan niat lurus, penuh keikhlasan. Aamin ya rabbalalamin.

Ardina. Bandung, 4 April 2021. (H-9 Ramadan).

[unaexiliada]

Laputamadrequeteparió

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[anothanobody]

It's always so funny whenever they're throwing a fit about something

Then you just throw in the good 'ole "you are white shut up"

then they begin whining even more "this is not about race 😡🤬😠🤬 blablablaba"

I think the reason is they're scared to get called a racist, still gonna do it though lmao

lmfao

[febridianfitriana]

-Rekomendasi-

(Mei 2019)

NIA : Febri.. Kamu mau sy kenalkan sama anak bimbingan andalanku?

FDF : wah.. coba saya tebak tebak bu ya. Namanya.. Budi?

NIA : iya. Haha. Kenapa ko bisa tau?

FDF : karna saya sedikit tau lelaki disini yang garis lurus dan garis lucu bu 😅

NIA : wkwk. Gimana? Mau ko?

FDF : Em.. tidak dulu bu. Soalnya.... blablablaba. Dan saya mau kuliah lagi.

NIA : okemi pale. Ko selesaikan dulu kuliahmu.

(Januari 2020)

NIA : Feb gimana? Masih ada kesempatan?

FDF : ...............

(Agustus 2020)

NIA : Btw Budi masih hubungi kau?

FDF : Sempat sekali komentar di salah satu status bu

NIA : Otw

FDF : otw kemana bu?

NIA : Otw cek. Wkwkwk.. jadi gimana? Dia itu anak baik. Tipikal laki2 yg menundukkan pandangan. Tidak jelalatan. Jadi jangan kau tolak.

FDF : saya belum bisa pastikan bu. ini keputusan besar. Akan banyak yg saya tinggalkan. Dan saya belum yakin orangtua saya merestui. Saya mohon waktu sampai saya setelah ujian kompetensi.

NIA : okemi. Ukai dulu.. dukunglah Budi di depan ibumu. Dia ini anak kesayanganku.

..............

2 bulan setelah perbincangan tersebut. Budi datang bersama keluarga besar. Menyampaikan niat baik dan membuatku tidak bisa ikut yudisium Apoteker. Wkwkwk.

Terimakasih mas Budi. Mari menghitung hari.

[samjunanto]

Semalam, gw super ga ada kerjaan, ngeliatin iklan di salah satu TV swasta: Iklan produk kesehatan ala-ala yang lebih ga scientific dibanding kalung jimat yang mampu mengubah aura. At first, i found it extremely hilarious. lumayan mengocok perut sih ngeliat “teori” yang disampaikan si pembicara. tentang gelombang infrared dari batu giok yang dipanasin mampu memberikan manfaat kesehatan dan mampu menumpas hampir seluruh penyakit kronis di dunia. Selama nonton, lumayan bisa bikin ketawa2 bego, berasa lagi nonton dumb-sci-fi gitu. Sampai akhirnya salah narasumber (yang KATANYA DOKTER) angkat bicara. Dia mengiyakan segala efek yang disampaikan presenter sebelumnya. Terus ngasih suatu eksperimen yang lebih abal dibandingkan percobaan ipa di majalah Bobo. Ada relawan yang ngukur suhu tangannya, didapatkan suhu 26,6 derajat celcius. Meeen, maksudnya apa deh, itu bahkan ga merepresentasikan suhu tubuh inti . terus dipanasin di atas karpet-batu-giok, suhunya meningkat jadi 27,6 derajat. dan kemudian si “dokter” menjelaskan segalanya tentang kenaikan satu derajat tersebut dan efeknya terhadap kesehatan. Sedikit spoiler dari gw: TANGAN LO DIMASUKIN KE AIR PANAS SUHUNYA JUGA BISA MENINGKAT KALI, and let me debunk it for you: it doesn’t affect your health, kecuali bikin lo luka bakar grade 1. sungguh super superficial, ga paham lagi. Saking geregetannya gw telfon lah call center nya: Kurang lebih seperti ini percakapakannya. “mbak, ini saya lagi nonton iklan produk mbak di *channel, bisa jelasin ga mbak tentang produknya, kok manas-manasin tangan orang ya mbak?” “iya jadi mekanismenya blablablaba” “oh gitu mbak, ada buktinya ga mbak?” “iya jadi udah banyak orang yang membaik dengan produk ini” “iya mbak, tapi saya minta bukti penelitiannya mbak, bukan sekedar testimoni” “ngg sebentar ya mas” terus dioper ke another mbak-mbak “kenapa mas?” “iya saya minta bukti penelitiannya ya mbak, yang ada ada angka statistiknya, saya mau lihat p value nya” “oh gitu ya mas, jarang sih ada customer yang minta bukti penelitiannya, nanti saya tanyakan dulu ke bagiannya, tapi mas dah paham belum tentang cara kerja alatnya?” “saya dah denger sih mbak, tapi gak sesuai teori, makanya saya nanya” “oh emang kalau disesuain sama teori jadinya gak masuk akal, tapi ini emang ngikutin ilmu pengobatan dari luar, dari Korea” “o gitu ya mba? saya ga peduli sih mbak kalau dari luar, saya minta buktinya dikirim ke email saya ya mba, bisa?” “nanti dikabarin lagi ya mas” “oke mbak, terimakasih banyak, ngomong-ngomong dokter yang di iklan itu dokter beneran mbak?” “ngg iya mas” “oke makasih mbak” Gw ga tahu, itu beneran dokter atau gak, tapi plis, lo ngejual ilmu kedokteran lo cuma buat bikin orang keluar uang 3 juta demi kenihilan efek batu giok? Gw bukannya sok pinter, tapi ya menjadi dokter itu hakitatnya adalah memiliki ilmu dan skill kedokteran (seperti yang gw selipkan sampaikan di salah satu postingan gw) jadi kalau lo abaikan ilmu lo, practically you denounce your title. Dan Ga dikit juga dokter yang menjual kemandirian profesinya buat produk-produk kesehatan yang super superstitious dan surreal. Menurut gw hal ini jauh lebih rendah daripada dokter yang malpraktik sih...

[stillajuniordesigner]

Just another day at the office

Senior designer: blablablalabla (explaining the concept he's thinking about)

Me: (nodding along) yes, that's good

Senior designer: blablablaba (continue explaining the concept)

After a while ..

Me: Wanna know something? I thought about similar idea, but I don't know whether we could make it or not, so I stay quiet. :D

Senior designer: Well then we'll make it work!

[icanooooooo-blog]

Hello

Halo semuanya, gue ican. Disini gue mau nulis apapun yang menurut gue patut untuk dibicarakan. Dari gaming, film, anime, psikologi, edukasi, dan blablablaba lainnya. 

Jujur website ini gue buat untuk mengadakan hobi buat gue sendiri. Seminggu terakhir gue kaya sadar betapa gue tidak punya hal yang gue enjoy. Maka itu ini gue lakukan untuk coba-coba. Kurang lebih ini gue lakukan secara rutin seminggu sekali, setidaknya minimal gue coba segitu.

Sampai bertemu teman-teman, moga jalan kalian dimudahkan

[amandagonzalezr-blog]

Claro que estas ocupado, mira ya me da igual, pero al menos se que tus sentimientos hacia ami era tan falsos, que todavía sigo sin creerme que todo lo vivido 1 años para que mentir, fuera una mentira tan grande JAJAJAJA, el que decía tampoco hacía falta dejar de hablar, podemos seguir siendo amigos blablablaba, no soy tan tonta ni tan gilipoyas, como para decirte que si estás conociendo a otra persona me alegro por ti, uno no se tira dos semana en el instagran a todas horas conectados y pone lo azul en el WhatsApp que las mentiras tienen las patas muy cortas!. Pero ami no me mientas ya te lo digo no porque hayas formado parte de mi vida, te lo digo porque odio las mentiras.