#bitti.🍞

[seiwas]

hihi sel! for your trope mashup game: bedsharing + teacher au featuring satosugu! (or any ship of your choice, really bahaha)

bitti!! thanks for playing with me 🥹 u need to know. this took me tf out 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 thanks for bouncing around these ideas w me babie @mieiri

"looks like we'll have to cuddle tonight," gojo plops down on the foot of the bed, hands outstretched behind him.

you drop your bag to the floor, scanning the rest of the room.

there's a decently sized window at the far end, with a small desk and its own chair. to your immediate right is the bathroom, with a single sink, a small shower space, and a toilet. the space is okay, not too big and not too small considering the two giants you’re rooming with.

except, there’s one problem. when your eyes pan to the left, right up against the wall—

there's only one bed.

you can hear geto chuckling behind you, his leather jacket crinkling as he walks around the room.

there was supposed to be a couch at least. that's what your faculty had promised you. it's why you agreed to room with geto and gojo in the first place.

"dibs not middle," geto settles into the seat right at the end of the room.

they both look at you.

oh god.

this professor's retreat was initiated by your college in an effort to mingle with your colleagues from the other departments. not that you needed it to get to interact with gojo and geto, you know each other enough from the weekend martial arts classes you attend together.

that being said, though, knowing them from a shared class is a far different relationship from being comfortable enough to sleep beside them.

between coinciding schedules with the physics department and later time slots of the molecular biology classes, the chemistry classes you teach leave almost no opportunity for you to pass them in the hallways.

which, is honestly kind of a good thing.

you don't think you can handle seeing them even more than you already do on the weekends; gojo dressed in tight compression shirts and geto in those sickeningly fitted vests. how sweaty they both end up after sparring with one another—

"i'll take the floor," you announce, heat firing your cheeks as you immediately rifle through the cabinets in the bathroom for extra towels.

granted, the outfits they wear to work are a lot more modest. gojo always opts for pressed dress shirts, neat and sleek as if he’s busy (which he is, you think. he’s always somehow invited to meetings with the university’s higher-ups). geto, on the other hand, swears by his leather jackets. if it weren’t for the ‘lecturer’ id clipped to his jacket pocket, he’d easily be mistaken as a student. you’re pretty sure he has, especially by his own students on the first day of class.

still, you cannot handle sleeping in between the two of them.

in your panic, you don't notice the sound of footsteps approaching the bathroom door, a broad figure leaning over its frame.

"hey,"

you’re going to kill gojo.

between the two of them, gojo’s always the one who tries to convince you to join in on their antics. but as long as he doesn’t touch you, you think you’ve built up a pretty good immunity to all his tricks.

this, however, is a completely different tactic.

if one of them can persuade you by voice alone, it’s geto suguru—and it seems like gojo knows it too.

“you know there'll be plenty of space on the bed, right?"

it was a mistake for you to look up, because now you've caught his eyes, an impossibly hypnotizing brown that drips warmth into his honeyed speech.

you breathe out, keeping your cool, “it's okay, suguru, i don't mind.”

he crosses his arms, leaning more of his weight on the doorframe as he peers down at you. a strand of his hair falls from the bun he usually keeps it in; it’s tip lands right where his smirk ends.

well, fuck.

"satoru's a stick," he comments, and from within the room you can hear gojo start to whine, “hey—!”, but suguru continues, ignoring him, “i can squeeze closer to the wall."

he tilts his head, dipping it lower.

you sigh, closing your eyes. the towels you’ve managed to scavenge now slipping from your hands.

when you step outside in evident defeat, gojo sits up from the bed, tapping the space beside him as he crosses his legs. gojo runs his mouth a lot of the time, but it’s in this moment that you truly believe pretty boys shouldn’t be allowed to speak. because when he says—

"c'mon, it'll be fun."

—you think the next three days will simultaneously be the best and worst days of your life.

some additional things i didn’t include:

gojo’s pedagogy is terrible but students love to take his class because they think he’s hot + he doesn’t require attendance. his assessments are either extremely easy (aka nothing) or fucking hard and students are willing to take this gamble 🥲 he also sucks at teaching because he can’t explain for shit!!! but he grades high 😃

geto on the other hand!! good all around except his assessments are always fucking HARD. but students also love to take his class because they actually learn something 😃 (and also bc his students crush on him hard lmao)

the sleeping situation happens as follows: gojo takes up most of the bed space and geto does in fact squeeze to the wall, with you squished to his side too 😃 on one of the nights, gojo clings onto you and geto scoots closer because the empty space freaks him out a lil 😃 at some point, both of them squish you in the middle too 😃 you start to think maybe they wanted this all along…

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

Assuming that Bitty Taylor and Elias are dating in this AU, perhaps even being together when they were on the store shelves. Than making wedding attire for them and having a Bitty wedding ceremony, followed by a reception afterward's would be so cute.

I'm also thinking of a honeymoon which takes place in another part of the house or just outside. Probably not outside for too long, just to avoid insects from entering their tiny home and scaring them while trying to have a moment.

:D Happy spooky month,

From an average loaf of 🍞

Aww! Bitty wedding! That's so cute, you'd probably have to make them wedding bracelets because any ring you could make would be far too bulky but they love them either way. Although, depending on how close everyone has gotten up to that point I really think Elias might pull a "What if we were all married!" so expect to make a few more bracelets, and a ring for yourself

With this being said the honeymoon might be a full blown oragy with all the bitties so have fun with that!

Also, please don't leave the bitties outside, they don't like it, it's too much and too big

[count-alucard-tepes]

Aww the stretch marks ask was so cute

May I present: OP Hotties having their own stretch marks to which S/O loving traces their fingers along them.

“I like your marks. . . Hehehe. Just thinking, you probably used to be so small and cute. Itty bitty cutie baby before becoming a big boy. . . Literally.” Cuz they extra big/tall boys.

He never cared about them in the first place and didn’t even know they were there, “…uh…thanks…I guess”:

Akainu🌋

Fujitora 🐅

Sir Crocodile 🐊

Benn Beckman 🔫

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

Kaido🐉

Killer🔪

King 👑

Izou🔫🔫

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒

Oven Charlotte 🍞

Buggy🤡

Marco the Phoenix 🦅

Koby🦸💘

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕

Karasu🐦‍⬛

Gecko Moria🦇

Douglas Bullet🚅

Rob Lucci🐆

“Heyyy I was never an itty bitty cutie baby! I’ve always been this amazing, darling! The Gods sent your man like this😎”:

Kizaru ✨

Ryokugyu 🌱

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

Queen👑

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸

Who’s-Who ❤️‍🔥👹

Iceburg💜

Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅

[all--ie]

cute bio

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basic bio

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messy bio

‎🫓 ৎ ⁦‪#DEOBO_CORE‬⁩ ?! ۫ ⋆ ࣪. ୧ ♡ ୨ L4ET!SHA 𝐃☆𝐘D𝐑E𝐀𝐌 彼女を守るためにここにいます dearest%catboy ♡_♡ chanhee & hyunjun! ✧🍡 彼女は彼らを本当に愛しています !¡ :o cheer 彼らのかわいらしさ. 🗯~🎀

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(๑•ᴗ•๑) ♡___ 小柄な図の上 𝐄C𝐇I?! 🌟% 。。。セクシーな体の女性、there she is {#LITTLE_KITTEN} 🐈 彼女と一緒にこのきれいな女性を見てください naughty appearance! ☆⌒🥞 みんな、今、女神に会います of 𝟏𝟗𝟗𝟗! ໒꒱ ˚⁎⁺

🍞 #𝐅𝐎𝐑_𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 ?! 私の専門家と私は何をしますか？ i do... タグ付けサービス ★%♥ delighted with the 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 今までに起こったこと。𓈒 c(⌒꒰๓◞ ◟꒱ R!LLS YOUR #1 あなたに最適なタグ付けサービス!

☆﹏﹏☆ 𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄?! 🎀 これまでで最も美しい女の子、 she's the athena doppelgänger — 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝒊𝒆𝒔𝒕 ☁️ 彼女の魅力的なオーラ ?!% 壮大です! 🌷love_baby あなたを驚かせた. ほとんどの美の女神 (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑) ✩ ͙˚˖

[mustafasalihbozok]

YouTube'da "Mustafa Sandal & Murat Karahan - Sonuna Kadar" videosunu izleyin

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Ne güzeldir…

• …dört gözle beklediğiniz bir haberin gelmesi✉️

• …sabaha dek uyutmayan diş ağrısının dinmesi😷

• …yağmurdan sonra, açan güneş🌂🌞

• • …bir gün bir yerde, çocukluğunuzda annenizin sizin için yaptığı kurabiyelere rastlamak🍩

• …en sevdiğiniz yemeğin ilk lokmasını ağzınıza aldığınız an🍜

• …buz gibi sokaktan sıcacık eve girmek🔥

• …yorgunluktan bitmişken yatağa uzanmak😧

•…tuttuğunuz takımın ezeli rakibini yenmesi⚽

• …kızgın kumlarda yattıktan sonra denize girmek⛱️

• …sabahları kızarmış ekmek kokusuyla uyanmak🍞

• …bir doktordan kuşkuları dağılmış olarak sevinçle ayrılmak😍

• …yaz sıcağında, buz gibi bir dilim karpuz yemek🍉

• …bir bahçenin önünden geçerken duyduğumuz hanımeli kokusu🥀🥀🥀

• …sabah uyanıp o günün tatil olduğunu anımsamak📷📽️🎧🎼

• • …“ Artık bitti ” derken sizi arayı vermesi😍

• …anne ve babanızın hala çaldığınız kapının arkasında ya da hattın öbür ucunda olması🏠

• …fırından yeni çıkmış ekmeğin köşesi🍞

• • …bir köşede birbirine sarılmış uyuyan kedi yavruları🐈🐈

• …evinizden, etli biber dolması kokusunun yayılması🍲

• …soğuktan titrerken elinize tutuşturulan bir bardak çay🍵

• • …parasız bir gününüzde çoktandır giymediğiniz ceketinizin cebinden para çıkması💵💰

• …uzun, sıcak bir yürüyüşten sonra karşınıza çıkan bir çınar ağacı🌳

• …sabahtan bu yana ayaklarınızı vuran ayakkabılarınızı çıkarttığınız an👠👠

• • …sudan bir nedenle küstüğünüz bir arkadaşınızla barışmanız. 👩‍❤️‍👩

• …yıkanmış, ütülenmiş, mis gibi kokan yatak takımlarının üstünde uyumak 😴

• …bir sandalın kenarına oturarak bacakları denize sallandırmak⛵

• • …en önemlisi, soluk almak, konuşmak, duymak, yürümek, görmek, anlamak😊

• …ve ne güzeldir arkadaşlarınızdan, sevdiklerinizden alacağınız sıcak bir merhaba..🤗

MERHABA♥️ 💙

[seiwas]

a belated congrats on your one year anniversary!! I missed your collab deadline (subtle intimacy is very much your brand!!), but I'll be keeping my eyes peeled for the next one 👉👈

hello, dear bitti!! 🥺 thank you for the greeting!! you are so sweet to drop by 🥺 i am so glad you think that subtle intimacy is the Sel Brand ^TM indeed 🥺

but. omg, you didn’t miss the deadline at all!!! the deadline is on july 25, 2025 🥺 still a year from now!! if you’re still interested, you are very much welcome to join in!!! 🥺🥺🥺

[seiwas]

for your ask game: megumi!! (inspired by your latest addition to the drive series u/////u)

omg bitti i gave myself like a whole day and then some to think about this bc. HJBDFASDJ

but i think, i wouldn't date megs bc i wouldn't be able to tell if he likes me in the first place 🥹 that and i would 100% think he hates my ass/isn't interested 😭 just bc i think he's the type to avoid when he likes someone 😭 and i might just take the initiative of distancing myself if i'm being honest 😭

send me a character and i'll tell you why i wouldn't date them!

[count-alucard-tepes]

“Papa? Am I going to be as big as you one day?”

“Quite possibly, one day.”

OP hotties thoughts when their child has not had the much expected growth spurt. . . Probably like, 5’3 - 5’5, but compared to the world of OP. It might be considered as itty bitty.

Bonus if there are siblings and it is the oldest child who is forever smol. Tiny, but mighty!

((Me being 5’5 and considered itty bitty in OP universe: OP hotties, carry me…I’m a baby!))

Still thinks their child will grow taller:

Akainu🌋, Fujitora 🐅, Benn Beckman 🔫, Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒

Literally does not give any fucks, their child is everything to them:

Crocodile 🐊, Kizaru✨, Izou🔫, King👑, Katakuri Charlotte 🍡, Buggy🤡, Killer🔪

Calls their child their short king/queen😂:

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩, Ryokugyu 🌱, Kaido🐉, Oven Charlotte 🍞, Marco🦅, Queen👑, Eustass Kidd🤘🎸

[seiwas]

MOOTS AND SPECIAL FRIENDS TAGS

ABCD — #aali.🥣 ⨾ #aims.☁️ ⨾ #aleks.🦖 ⨾ #alexis.⭐ ⨾ #amber.🐻 ⨾ #amira.☀️ ⨾ #anne.🌻 ⨾ #andie.✨ ⨾ #angie.💎 ⨾ #ali.🐶 ⨾ #ari.🦝 ⨾ #art.🌺 ⨾ #augustine.🍂 ⨾ #autumn.🌦️ ⨾ #bea.🐁 ⨾ #bee.🪻 ⨾ #birdie.🐦 ⨾ #biscuit.🍥 ⨾ #bitti.🍞 ⨾ #bunny.🐚 ⨾ #caitie.🙈 ⨾ #carla.🌊 ⨾ #char.🐭 ⨾ #chu.🧁 ⨾ #ci tag ⨾ #cielo.💫 ⨾ #dilly.🐰

EFGH — #ej.❤️‍🔥 ⨾ #ellie.🍧 ⨾ #emmie.🧸 ⨾ #emu.🪻⨾ #erika.🦇 ⨾ #hannah.🫖 ⨾ #hash.😺

IJKL — #inez.🪼 ⨾. #iris.🐥 ⨾ #jade.🌟 ⨾ #jordan.🦊 ⨾ #kady.🕸 ⨾ #kae.🕊️ ⨾ #kaitlyn.🍯 ⨾ #kaelyn.🦖 ⨾ #katie.🦥 ⨾ #kendall.🍸 ⨾ #kc tag ⨾ #kit.⚡ ⨾ #kit.🪩 ⨾ #koi.🎏 ⨾ #kurisu.🦔 ⨾ #leah.🪩 ⨾ #lems.🍳 ⨾ #lia.🍓 ⨾ #lin.🪡 ⨾ #liv.✨

MNOP — #maeve.🌟 ⨾ #mai.🐣 ⨾ #medusa.🐍 ⨾ #midi.🥔 ⨾ #mimi.🍒 ⨾ #miriko.🦢 ⨾ #mitzi.💟 ⨾ #mocha.🍩 ⨾ #moni.🌸 ⨾ #monty.🧶 ⨾ #moss.🪲 ⨾ #nessa.🦥 ⨾ #nia.🥨 ⨾ #niku.🥩 ⨾ #noelle.🥦 ⨾ #noos.🎐 ⨾ #nova.🪐

QRST — #rina.🌙 ⨾ #riri.✨ ⨾ #roma.🎀 ⨾ #saint.🫀 ⨾ #sami.🧋 ⨾ #sav.🥝 ⨾ #selene.🌔 ⨾ #sera.🪷 ⨾ #somi.🫧 ⨾ #sua.🦦 ⨾ #t.🍓 ⨾ #tallulah.🦔 ⨾ tee.🌻 ⨾ #tina tag

UVWX — #venus.🦕 ⨾ #willow.🌱

ANON TAGS

#nonie.🫧 ⨾ #nonie.zuro ⨾ #nonie.🌻 ⨾ #nonie.⚽️ ⨾ #nonie.⭐ ⨾ #nonie.🍵 ⨾ #nonie.💌 ⨾ #nonie.🍸 ⨾ #nonie.💥 ⨾ #nonie.🍧

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