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[seiwas]

hihi sel!! for your blurb game... hawks + nose + slow burn

thanks for sending this prompt bitti!! 💗

hawks + nose + slow burn

contains: non-canon au, commercial model!hawks, childhood best friends to lovers, pining, hawks gets drunk, reader dates a guy at some point, kinda cliche but i am a sucker for that

keigo's nose twitches when he lies.

it's a tell you've known well all your life.

when he was 5, he used to climb up a tree to practice how to "fly". it was really just him trying to parachute down using his bedsheets, but you watched every attempt―cheered him on whether it was a success or failure.

and when his mother's voice echoed down the park, you watched as he answered, "no," when she asked if he was trying to launch himself up to the sky.

you first noticed it then, the delayed reaction a few seconds after he had just covered up the truth: his nose twitched twice, a quick crinkling of his nose bridge. you didn't think much of it until it happened the second, third, and fourth time.

at first, you'd felt betrayed, being pulled by your ankles down into the swimming pool when he promised you he wouldn't. at 10 years old, you held these things like an oath―

"i promise! won't even go near you. see?" he swims away from the ledge you remain hesitant of approaching, hands raised up in surrender as he laughs.

―compelling; believable. trustworthy. water weighs down his otherwise bird's nest hair, taming it slack against his forehead. with his eyes forming into crescents when he smiles, he looks like the very image of a good kid down the block.

you get better at spotting it as you grow up together, and soon enough, you realize, it suits keigo to be a liar. he's charming above all, drips down sweet words like honey to anyone gullible enough to believe it. they're empty promises most of the time, but a lot of people fall for it, you notice. you included.

"i’m not interested anyway," he tells you at 18, right after graduation. one of the girls in your class was brave enough to confess to him and you’re curious how he feels about it, if anything.

being keigo's longest and arguably even best friend means that you know him better than anyone else. you were there when he was ugly, puberty catching up to him slowly. you’ve witnessed him just woken up, groggy from a full night of studying, because despite the nonchalance he often displays, he does care about his grades more than he lets on.

you know when he’s happy, when he talks about his dreams; the excitement he felt when he was scouted as a commercial model for a prestigious agency. you know his heart, beneath all his playfulness, how he keeps the people he values close to his chest and cares about them more than anything.

(you remember every single time keigo has lied on your behalf, nose twitch after nose twitch—that time you spilled grape juice all over your carpet and keigo told your mother that it was all his fault; when you forgot a book for one of your classes and keigo gave you his, taking the consequence of detention in your stead.)

you know keigo well because you love all the parts of him.

so when his nose twitches after he tells you he doesn't care much for relationships, your heart breaks just a little bit. you begin to wonder if keigo has a type, and if that girl fits right into it.

.

getting over keigo while still being his best friend is a herculean, if not impossible, task.

his career skyrockets and you go to university; your schedules are always in conflict but he still happens to be everywhere you look―ads on your instagram feed, wallpapers on your classmates' phones. there are shorts of his interviews constantly recommended on your youtube homepage and the feeling is both weird and comforting watching someone you know so well be so accessible yet difficult to meet.

you could reach out, sure, but you know he's busy enough as is. you don't think it's his priority to―

"come over soon," he texts you one thursday night.

your heart hammers against your chest, fingers numbing as you nearly drop your phone. it's embarrassing how quickly you type out, "when?"

but keigo is a fast texter, somehow always beating you to your replies first.

"this sat?" he double messages.

and you're about to reply "down" when he chats again, his words leaving an ache in your chest that you can't help but feel guilty for.

"haven't seen u in ages i think i'm starting to hallucinate hearing ur voice or smth."

.

spending more weekends together makes it harder for you to get over him, sitting on his couch as you both eat takeout; earlier today, you'd stumbled upon some stupid tiktok gossiping about all the dating scandals he's been embroiled in this past year.

you stuff chow mein down your throat, swallow it in big gulps as you glance at your best friend across you; he remains lax and unbothered as his legs cross in front of him, eyes on the the movie you're currently watching. it's a slow and painful process trying to get yourself to be just as uncaring about the entire thing, but with how often keigo lies, you find it hard to distinguish whether his "playboy" image is real or just for marketing.

curiosity gets the better of you when the question slips out, awkward and clearly fabricated.

"one of my friends is asking if i can introduce you."

you avoid eye contact in fear that he'll be able to tell you're making it up. no one from university knows you're keigo's best friend; he's kept you a secret just as much as you've kept him one.

"tell them sorry, too busy to date," he shoves a handful of popcorn straight into his mouth, chewing exaggeratedly to conceal the fact that his nose is twitching. his arm is slung over the back of the couch as you nestle yourself on the other end of it.

the topic is sensitive for the both of you; keigo always shoots down any opportunity to talk about his love life and you're always conscious of the fact that you might seem too eager to want to know what the real score is between him and the girl at the bar, at the photoshoot, at the gala, at the―

"am sure uni doesn't give you much time either, right?"

he changes the subject.

.

keigo is linked to a lot of people in the industry; it's a consequence of the job, as they say. rumors are neither confirmed nor denied and you're just as clueless as the public is despite the fact that you've known him your whole life and spend your weekends eating greasy takeout on his expensive couch.

you should move on, you tell yourself.

it doesn't mean anything that the throw blanket on his bed is the one you crocheted for him when he turned 21. the picture that sits on his entryway isn't anything more than a memento of youth with his best friend. sure, he makes time for you despite his busy schedule, but that's what all good friends do.

.

so, you start seeing someone. and when you tell keigo, things change.

it only makes sense that you hang out with him less, but he changes more than the circumstances do and you don't think that's fair at all.

he's started replying to you late, which has never happened before. and he's begun cancelling plans with you at the last minute, only for you to find leaked pictures of him at some bar with a bunch of people hanging by his arms.

keigo hangs around alcohol, but he rarely ever indulges, so having him call you shit-faced drunk right after he cancelled hanging out on the same weekend is definitely something new.

you’re in rare form driving his car to pick him up, hoisting him onto the passenger seat as he passes out to sleep. it’s only when you get to his apartment that he groggily wakes.

the elevator ride has him clinging to the side railings, his groans filling the tiny space. an empty plastic bag is ready in your hand in case he needs to hurl—which he doesn’t, thankfully—but he crashes on the couch as soon as he walks in the door.

you ready a glass of water and painkillers on the coffee table in front of him before grabbing the throw blanket from his bedroom. when you return, he's tucked into himself like a baby, knees curled up and arms crossed around torso in an embrace.

it both endears you and aches; you'd hug him if you could. if only your feelings could handle being closer to him than you should be.

instead, you settle for tucking him in, draping the crochet blanket over him as he snuggles into it.

admittedly, you're still kind of pissed; he did flake on your plans after all. but when he mumbles your name in his sleep, you find all of that anger flushed down the drain immediately.

.

the first time keigo meets the guy you've been seeing, you don't expect the hostility.

your best friend is your best friend for a reason—he's the warmest, friendliest person you know. even the media portrays him that way: charming and a little too flirty for his own good.

"quit it," you tell him when your kind-of-not-yet boyfriend goes to the restroom. you're pretty sure keigo's the reason he needed to go in the first place.

keigo sips his tea, doing a complete switch-up when he smiles at you and asks, "quit what?"

you roll your eyes, "i'm pretty sure he pissed himself because of you."

he snorts, shrugging his shoulders, "not my fault."

it is completely his fault.

from the moment your not-yet-boyfriend shook keigo's hand, your best friend has done nothing but stare him down―a piercing glare like that of hawk’s hunting its prey. you'd liken his grip to talons digging into skin if you could.

"you're such an asshole," you shake your head resignedly, chuckling. the horrible thing about this is that you kind of liked seeing keigo make him squirm.

"it's my job," he lifts his cup up to cheers.

(you find out later on that this is when your kind-of-not-yet boyfriend realized it would never work out.)

.

you're not crying when you tell keigo about the kind-of-break-up. you don't even think you feel that sad about it.

"sorry things had to end that way..." keigo says beside you, legs crossed under half of the crocheted blanket on his couch.

you give him a side-eye and notice his nose twitch. you'd know that fake sad tone anywhere.

"i was starting to warm up to him, you know..."

another nose twitch. you kick his shin under the blanket, the half on top of you rustling on top of your lap, "yeah right, nose-twitcher."

"ouch, that burned," he pretends to be hurt for the theatrics and you roll your eyes, chuckling in return.

everything about this moment is everything it should not be―it's too comfortable, too familiar, too easy. your relationship with keigo is everything you want but can't have and times like this remind you especially of that fact.

he's your best friend―

"why'd he break up with you anyway?"

―and is the reason why you can't seem to make it work with anyone else.

"i don't want to get in the way," your kind-of-ex started. you looked at him, confused.

"you have feelings for him," he further explained, "and it looks like he feels the same."

your kind-of-not-yet boyfriend said he'd caught that moment at the coffee shop as soon as he got out of the restroom―you and keigo laughing as you clinked cups.

you blink away the memory, shrugging, "don't know, just said it wasn't working out or something."

keigo hums, a beat of silence passing between the two of you before he speaks up again.

"well, it's his loss."

you turn to look at him and find sincerity; you're sure he means it, just not in the way you want him to, an awkward "thanks" mumbled under your breath.

.

things with keigo go back to the way things were, but not exactly.

his schedule miraculously clears up on the weekdays too, and he begins visiting your apartment to take you out for brunch whenever he finds the time.

he also stops going to bars and a whole year passes for him without any dating scandal, except for when he attended your graduation.

you try not to feel too happy about it, but when he's asked about the nature of your relationship, he says that you're important to him. the answer is still vague, but it's infinitely better than the way he used to evade all the previous ones.

"i'm rebranding," he tells you when you mention something about how you haven't seen any gossip tiktoks about him lately.

you push down the hope that fizzes in your chest, even when the biggest change of all is the fact that you think he's gotten clingy.

"wanna stay over again?" he asks you on a tuesday night as you're having dinner, on the table this time. you've already been here for the past two days.

you eye him suspiciously, "are you scared of your apartment or something?"

"no."

"so why?" you take a sip of water.

"no reason," he copies you, bringing his cup up higher to hide his nose; it twitches before you can catch a look.

"well, i have an early day at work tomorrow," you check your phone, "so you have to give me a better reason."

you stare at each other for a while, the silence suddenly turning a touch heavy, like suspense building up to an important scene.

he blinks. you blink.

you watch him intently, see every thought that crosses behind golden irises. he juts his lips out slightly, as if contemplating what he should say next, if he even should. it's unlike any expression you've seen on his face before, and you'd say he almost looks nervous if you only had a reference of how that emotion translates on him.

then he takes a small breath, closing his eyes half a second longer than a blink before opening them again, directing his gaze at you.

"it's better when you're around."

oh.

you don't exactly know how to respond to that; you know you shouldn't read into it too much, but then he continues―

"and i miss you when you're gone."

your breath is on hold, a measly "oh," drawn from you. time feels suspended at this dinner table, your brain finding words to say.

keigo doesn't let go of his gaze and his nose has not twitched.

you try to push it further.

"i'm," you start, already stuttering, "i'm sure you'll survive a day without your best friend."

the chuckle that escapes you gives him an option to downplay this entire thing—to turn it into a joke and make it clear once and for all that you stand no chance feeling the way you do.

except, he doesn't return your laugh. his gaze softens as he holds his stare, the corners of his lips curling into a small smile.

"and if you're more to me than just my best friend?"

you search for any sign that this is some cruel trick keigo's playing on you, that he's lying to get some kind of reaction again. but there's nothing—his nose completely still as he awaits your answer.

a/n: mostly unedited, this is so long help. at some point i started envisioning gojo ngl 😭 anyway this is my first time writing hawks! i'm not so sure if i got his character right because he's complicated but!! i enjoyed writing this (clearly with how long it is 😭😭). he knows that his nose twitch is his tell (reader told him at some point), that's why he tries to hide it sometimes! also he never truly dated anyone haha man is unfortunately very non-committal 🥹 i think getting to this point with reader is a big step! he had feelings for reader early on too but i think he's very careful with it (which is also why it took him this long to do something about it!)

hope you like this bitti! 💗

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

Assuming that Bitty Taylor and Elias are dating in this AU, perhaps even being together when they were on the store shelves. Than making wedding attire for them and having a Bitty wedding ceremony, followed by a reception afterward's would be so cute.

I'm also thinking of a honeymoon which takes place in another part of the house or just outside. Probably not outside for too long, just to avoid insects from entering their tiny home and scaring them while trying to have a moment.

:D Happy spooky month,

From an average loaf of 🍞

Aww! Bitty wedding! That's so cute, you'd probably have to make them wedding bracelets because any ring you could make would be far too bulky but they love them either way. Although, depending on how close everyone has gotten up to that point I really think Elias might pull a "What if we were all married!" so expect to make a few more bracelets, and a ring for yourself

With this being said the honeymoon might be a full blown oragy with all the bitties so have fun with that!

Also, please don't leave the bitties outside, they don't like it, it's too much and too big

[count-alucard-tepes]

Aww the stretch marks ask was so cute

May I present: OP Hotties having their own stretch marks to which S/O loving traces their fingers along them.

“I like your marks. . . Hehehe. Just thinking, you probably used to be so small and cute. Itty bitty cutie baby before becoming a big boy. . . Literally.” Cuz they extra big/tall boys.

He never cared about them in the first place and didn’t even know they were there, “…uh…thanks…I guess”:

Akainu🌋

Fujitora 🐅

Sir Crocodile 🐊

Benn Beckman 🔫

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

Kaido🐉

Killer🔪

King 👑

Izou🔫🔫

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒

Oven Charlotte 🍞

Buggy🤡

Marco the Phoenix 🦅

Koby🦸💘

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕

Karasu🐦‍⬛

Gecko Moria🦇

Douglas Bullet🚅

Rob Lucci🐆

“Heyyy I was never an itty bitty cutie baby! I’ve always been this amazing, darling! The Gods sent your man like this😎”:

Kizaru ✨

Ryokugyu 🌱

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

Queen👑

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸

Who’s-Who ❤️‍🔥👹

Iceburg💜

Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅

[all--ie]

cute bio

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basic bio

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messy bio

‎🫓 ৎ ⁦‪#DEOBO_CORE‬⁩ ?! ۫ ⋆ ࣪. ୧ ♡ ୨ L4ET!SHA 𝐃☆𝐘D𝐑E𝐀𝐌 彼女を守るためにここにいます dearest%catboy ♡_♡ chanhee & hyunjun! ✧🍡 彼女は彼らを本当に愛しています !¡ :o cheer 彼らのかわいらしさ. 🗯~🎀

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🍞 #𝐅𝐎𝐑_𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 ?! 私の専門家と私は何をしますか？ i do... タグ付けサービス ★%♥ delighted with the 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 今までに起こったこと。𓈒 c(⌒꒰๓◞ ◟꒱ R!LLS YOUR #1 あなたに最適なタグ付けサービス!

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[mustafasalihbozok]

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Ne güzeldir…

• …dört gözle beklediğiniz bir haberin gelmesi✉️

• …sabaha dek uyutmayan diş ağrısının dinmesi😷

• …yağmurdan sonra, açan güneş🌂🌞

• • …bir gün bir yerde, çocukluğunuzda annenizin sizin için yaptığı kurabiyelere rastlamak🍩

• …en sevdiğiniz yemeğin ilk lokmasını ağzınıza aldığınız an🍜

• …buz gibi sokaktan sıcacık eve girmek🔥

• …yorgunluktan bitmişken yatağa uzanmak😧

•…tuttuğunuz takımın ezeli rakibini yenmesi⚽

• …kızgın kumlarda yattıktan sonra denize girmek⛱️

• …sabahları kızarmış ekmek kokusuyla uyanmak🍞

• …bir doktordan kuşkuları dağılmış olarak sevinçle ayrılmak😍

• …yaz sıcağında, buz gibi bir dilim karpuz yemek🍉

• …bir bahçenin önünden geçerken duyduğumuz hanımeli kokusu🥀🥀🥀

• …sabah uyanıp o günün tatil olduğunu anımsamak📷📽️🎧🎼

• • …“ Artık bitti ” derken sizi arayı vermesi😍

• …anne ve babanızın hala çaldığınız kapının arkasında ya da hattın öbür ucunda olması🏠

• …fırından yeni çıkmış ekmeğin köşesi🍞

• • …bir köşede birbirine sarılmış uyuyan kedi yavruları🐈🐈

• …evinizden, etli biber dolması kokusunun yayılması🍲

• …soğuktan titrerken elinize tutuşturulan bir bardak çay🍵

• • …parasız bir gününüzde çoktandır giymediğiniz ceketinizin cebinden para çıkması💵💰

• …uzun, sıcak bir yürüyüşten sonra karşınıza çıkan bir çınar ağacı🌳

• …sabahtan bu yana ayaklarınızı vuran ayakkabılarınızı çıkarttığınız an👠👠

• • …sudan bir nedenle küstüğünüz bir arkadaşınızla barışmanız. 👩‍❤️‍👩

• …yıkanmış, ütülenmiş, mis gibi kokan yatak takımlarının üstünde uyumak 😴

• …bir sandalın kenarına oturarak bacakları denize sallandırmak⛵

• • …en önemlisi, soluk almak, konuşmak, duymak, yürümek, görmek, anlamak😊

• …ve ne güzeldir arkadaşlarınızdan, sevdiklerinizden alacağınız sıcak bir merhaba..🤗

MERHABA♥️ 💙

[seiwas]

hihi sel! for your trope mashup game: bedsharing + teacher au featuring satosugu! (or any ship of your choice, really bahaha)

bitti!! thanks for playing with me 🥹 u need to know. this took me tf out 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 thanks for bouncing around these ideas w me babie @mieiri

"looks like we'll have to cuddle tonight," gojo plops down on the foot of the bed, hands outstretched behind him.

you drop your bag to the floor, scanning the rest of the room.

there's a decently sized window at the far end, with a small desk and its own chair. to your immediate right is the bathroom, with a single sink, a small shower space, and a toilet. the space is okay, not too big and not too small considering the two giants you’re rooming with.

except, there’s one problem. when your eyes pan to the left, right up against the wall—

there's only one bed.

you can hear geto chuckling behind you, his leather jacket crinkling as he walks around the room.

there was supposed to be a couch at least. that's what your faculty had promised you. it's why you agreed to room with geto and gojo in the first place.

"dibs not middle," geto settles into the seat right at the end of the room.

they both look at you.

oh god.

this professor's retreat was initiated by your college in an effort to mingle with your colleagues from the other departments. not that you needed it to get to interact with gojo and geto, you know each other enough from the weekend martial arts classes you attend together.

that being said, though, knowing them from a shared class is a far different relationship from being comfortable enough to sleep beside them.

between coinciding schedules with the physics department and later time slots of the molecular biology classes, the chemistry classes you teach leave almost no opportunity for you to pass them in the hallways.

which, is honestly kind of a good thing.

you don't think you can handle seeing them even more than you already do on the weekends; gojo dressed in tight compression shirts and geto in those sickeningly fitted vests. how sweaty they both end up after sparring with one another—

"i'll take the floor," you announce, heat firing your cheeks as you immediately rifle through the cabinets in the bathroom for extra towels.

granted, the outfits they wear to work are a lot more modest. gojo always opts for pressed dress shirts, neat and sleek as if he’s busy (which he is, you think. he’s always somehow invited to meetings with the university’s higher-ups). geto, on the other hand, swears by his leather jackets. if it weren’t for the ‘lecturer’ id clipped to his jacket pocket, he’d easily be mistaken as a student. you’re pretty sure he has, especially by his own students on the first day of class.

still, you cannot handle sleeping in between the two of them.

in your panic, you don't notice the sound of footsteps approaching the bathroom door, a broad figure leaning over its frame.

"hey,"

you’re going to kill gojo.

between the two of them, gojo’s always the one who tries to convince you to join in on their antics. but as long as he doesn’t touch you, you think you’ve built up a pretty good immunity to all his tricks.

this, however, is a completely different tactic.

if one of them can persuade you by voice alone, it’s geto suguru—and it seems like gojo knows it too.

“you know there'll be plenty of space on the bed, right?"

it was a mistake for you to look up, because now you've caught his eyes, an impossibly hypnotizing brown that drips warmth into his honeyed speech.

you breathe out, keeping your cool, “it's okay, suguru, i don't mind.”

he crosses his arms, leaning more of his weight on the doorframe as he peers down at you. a strand of his hair falls from the bun he usually keeps it in; it’s tip lands right where his smirk ends.

well, fuck.

"satoru's a stick," he comments, and from within the room you can hear gojo start to whine, “hey—!”, but suguru continues, ignoring him, “i can squeeze closer to the wall."

he tilts his head, dipping it lower.

you sigh, closing your eyes. the towels you’ve managed to scavenge now slipping from your hands.

when you step outside in evident defeat, gojo sits up from the bed, tapping the space beside him as he crosses his legs. gojo runs his mouth a lot of the time, but it’s in this moment that you truly believe pretty boys shouldn’t be allowed to speak. because when he says—

"c'mon, it'll be fun."

—you think the next three days will simultaneously be the best and worst days of your life.

some additional things i didn’t include:

gojo’s pedagogy is terrible but students love to take his class because they think he’s hot + he doesn’t require attendance. his assessments are either extremely easy (aka nothing) or fucking hard and students are willing to take this gamble 🥲 he also sucks at teaching because he can’t explain for shit!!! but he grades high 😃

geto on the other hand!! good all around except his assessments are always fucking HARD. but students also love to take his class because they actually learn something 😃 (and also bc his students crush on him hard lmao)

the sleeping situation happens as follows: gojo takes up most of the bed space and geto does in fact squeeze to the wall, with you squished to his side too 😃 on one of the nights, gojo clings onto you and geto scoots closer because the empty space freaks him out a lil 😃 at some point, both of them squish you in the middle too 😃 you start to think maybe they wanted this all along…

[seiwas]

a belated congrats on your one year anniversary!! I missed your collab deadline (subtle intimacy is very much your brand!!), but I'll be keeping my eyes peeled for the next one 👉👈

hello, dear bitti!! 🥺 thank you for the greeting!! you are so sweet to drop by 🥺 i am so glad you think that subtle intimacy is the Sel Brand ^TM indeed 🥺

but. omg, you didn’t miss the deadline at all!!! the deadline is on july 25, 2025 🥺 still a year from now!! if you’re still interested, you are very much welcome to join in!!! 🥺🥺🥺

[seiwas]

hihi sel! dropping by (again) with this -> 🪐 for the ask game!

thanks for playing with me bitti!!! 🥹

🪐 do you have any enemies?

omg not that i know of!! i’m not a confrontational person in general 😭 the people i’ve had problems with are waaay back in hs, and it’s not really to an enemy level, its just more that we had a falling out 🥺 and i feel like time and maturity have kind of made us all just move past it at this point. i’d say hi to them if i bumped into them 🥹

send me an emoji from this interesting game!!

[seiwas]

SEL! your post reminded me to drop by YOUR inbox, it's been a while! how've you been? >u< is there a blorbo that's been haunting you recently? any new shows/media that you've been really liking as of late? how's autumn treating you? c:

bitti hellllo!!! omg 🥹 sorry im getting to this so late 😭 but!!! i’ve been good 🥺 really busy with work and all the grad app stuff this past month but i’m finally freeee!!!! i’m on a lil 2 week vacay rn 🥹🫶 what about you? how have you been?

and a blorbo that’s been haunting me recently gawsh… bakugo has been on the mind a lot actually 🥺 i’m always split between the urge to read an extremely long fic about him or write abt him in some way 🥺

as for new shows/media, i haven’t actually gotten to trying anything 😭 i just recently caught up to mha s7! but that’s about it 🥺 i’ve been getting into mingyu lately too… does he count as media 😭 pls hit me up with new stuff!!!!

autumn has been good 🥹 its actually my 2nd fave season!! (used to be the 1st until spring took over 🥹) but i’ve been obsessed with cinnamon since the start of this autumn, and have been adding it to everything i bake these days 🥹 what about you?? how’s autumn treating you?? any spooky plans???

[seiwas]

hihi sel ! for your fic writer ask game, 💋 and 😈

bitti hello!! thanks for sending some emojis in 🥹

😈 Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

omg i don’t think so 🥹 bc i’m impatient myself LOL 😭

💋 First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?

love them!!! i love the nervousness and the shyness and all the jittery feelings and everything 🥺 i love reading abt firsts in general 🥺

fic writer ask game

[seiwas]

for your ask game: megumi!! (inspired by your latest addition to the drive series u/////u)

omg bitti i gave myself like a whole day and then some to think about this bc. HJBDFASDJ

but i think, i wouldn't date megs bc i wouldn't be able to tell if he likes me in the first place 🥹 that and i would 100% think he hates my ass/isn't interested 😭 just bc i think he's the type to avoid when he likes someone 😭 and i might just take the initiative of distancing myself if i'm being honest 😭

send me a character and i'll tell you why i wouldn't date them!

[count-alucard-tepes]

“Papa? Am I going to be as big as you one day?”

“Quite possibly, one day.”

OP hotties thoughts when their child has not had the much expected growth spurt. . . Probably like, 5’3 - 5’5, but compared to the world of OP. It might be considered as itty bitty.

Bonus if there are siblings and it is the oldest child who is forever smol. Tiny, but mighty!

((Me being 5’5 and considered itty bitty in OP universe: OP hotties, carry me…I’m a baby!))

Still thinks their child will grow taller:

Akainu🌋, Fujitora 🐅, Benn Beckman 🔫, Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒

Literally does not give any fucks, their child is everything to them:

Crocodile 🐊, Kizaru✨, Izou🔫, King👑, Katakuri Charlotte 🍡, Buggy🤡, Killer🔪

Calls their child their short king/queen😂:

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩, Ryokugyu 🌱, Kaido🐉, Oven Charlotte 🍞, Marco🦅, Queen👑, Eustass Kidd🤘🎸

[seiwas]

MOOTS AND SPECIAL FRIENDS TAGS

ABCD — #aali.🥣 ⨾ #aims.☁️ ⨾ #aleks.🦖 ⨾ #alexis.⭐ ⨾ #amber.🐻 ⨾ #amira.☀️ ⨾ #anne.🌻 ⨾ #andie.✨ ⨾ #angie.💎 ⨾ #ali.🐶 ⨾ #ari.🦝 ⨾ #art.🌺 ⨾ #augustine.🍂 ⨾ #autumn.🌦️ ⨾ #bea.🐁 ⨾ #bee.🪻 ⨾ #birdie.🐦 ⨾ #biscuit.🍥 ⨾ #bitti.🍞 ⨾ #bunny.🐚 ⨾ #caitie.🙈 ⨾ #carla.🌊 ⨾ #char.🐭 ⨾ #chu.🧁 ⨾ #ci tag ⨾ #cielo.💫 ⨾ #dilly.🐰

EFGH — #ej.❤️‍🔥 ⨾ #ellie.🍧 ⨾ #emmie.🧸 ⨾ #emu.🪻⨾ #erika.🦇 ⨾ #hannah.🫖 ⨾ #hash.😺

IJKL — #inez.🪼 ⨾. #iris.🐥 ⨾ #jade.🌟 ⨾ #jordan.🦊 ⨾ #kady.🕸 ⨾ #kae.🕊️ ⨾ #kaitlyn.🍯 ⨾ #kaelyn.🦖 ⨾ #katie.🦥 ⨾ #kendall.🍸 ⨾ #kc tag ⨾ #kit.⚡ ⨾ #kit.🪩 ⨾ #koi.🎏 ⨾ #kurisu.🦔 ⨾ #leah.🪩 ⨾ #lems.🍳 ⨾ #lia.🍓 ⨾ #lin.🪡 ⨾ #liv.✨

MNOP — #maeve.🌟 ⨾ #mai.🐣 ⨾ #medusa.🐍 ⨾ #midi.🥔 ⨾ #mimi.🍒 ⨾ #miriko.🦢 ⨾ #mocha.🍩 ⨾ #moni.🌸 ⨾ #monty.🧶 ⨾ #moss.🪲 ⨾ #nessa.🦥 ⨾ #nia.🥨 ⨾ #niku.🥩 ⨾ #noelle.🥦 ⨾ #noos.🎐 ⨾ #nova.🪐

QRST — #rain.🌧️ ; #rina.🌙 ⨾ #riri.✨ ⨾ #roma.🎀 ⨾ #saint.🫀 ⨾ #sami.🧋 ⨾ #sav.🥝 ⨾ #selene.🌔 ⨾ #sera.🪷 ⨾ #somi.🫧 ⨾ #sua.🦦 ⨾ tee.🌻

UVWX — #venus.🦕 ⨾ #willow.🌱

ANON TAGS

#nonie.🫧 ⨾ #nonie.zuro ⨾ #nonie.🌻 ⨾ #nonie.⚽️ ⨾ #nonie.⭐ ⨾ #nonie.🍵 ⨾ #nonie.💌 ⨾ #nonie.🍸 ⨾ #nonie.💥 ⨾ #nonie.🍧

please let me know if i'm missing anyone/if you don't have an emoji yet or if you want to be removed!