#biting my nails

[minkieater]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

[aneurinallday]

terrifying

[smidgen-of-hotboy]

"The living have lives and connections and paperwork, endless paperwork"

While Peter Nureyev has no life (stolen from him for 20 years) and no paperwork (legally doesn't exist), he does have connections. And he has so many of them. He is alive. Peter Nureyev the name is a legend, but the man is not. He is alive. And a legend is a dead thing. Nureyev has ascended past his anonymity. He has grown past it.

[maybejj]

I fear my smau may get a bit dark

[joe-spoooky]

thort: everyone is saying that jon doesnt want sam to go to the magnus institute, but maybe he does. in tma he literally said he didnt want to become another mystery, maybe he hopes that if sam knows what happened he could understand and help avoid making the same mistakes ? or like for sam to release him ? or just so someone else out there knows what happened, so he doesn't become a mystery. i mean we have no idea the shape of things yet they could throw anything at us so idk

[books-and-omens]

CROWLEY WHAT YOU DOIN

the ‘give me coffee or give me death’ is NOT LITERAL

[zappedbyzabka]

[negrowhat]

This is some finest of quality angst.

[thefirstshootingstar]

gripping my keyboard

I have to introduce my first NNT OC, oh no

[papayafiles]

ohhh i feel sick

[warpedpuppeteer]

Bobby not recognizing Amir but Amir immediately clocking him WHAT'S GOING ONNNN

[redyarns]

Okay, hear me out. Genshin Transformers AU. But specifically Genshin Transformers Undertow AU because I'm going to be sad if Sentinel turns out to be a bad guy

THE FACT THAT UR SPECIFYING ITS UNDERTOW IS KILLING ME AHAHHAHAA i mean... that would definitely be interesting... HMMMMM

[hotvintagepoll]

all the round three polls are SO CLOSE!!!! incredible! im literally sweating bullets at the thought of the remaining ones

i know, it's crazy!

reminder that the hot couple polls and the round 3 scrungle polls have started going down and are all finishing tonight, so remember to vote now!

[thislittlekumquat]

Okay here's my review of fefates birthright so far. As of chapter 18. This story deserved a better fucking medium!!!!!!!

[vultursvolans]

no why am i getting new theme ideas i literally just got used to the red

[nusaran]

Tomorrow is my first written part of my state exam and I am already going insane.

At least I got the latest chapter out before that