#bitchcraft and wizardry

[syn4k]

GET HIS ASS GEM

[thepossumpunks]

Our Dark Academia Battlemaps are now available as a pack on itch!

Just what you need to get your players all the way to graduation! This Dark Academia Battlemap pack contains 5 highly detailed top down battlemaps.

Each battlemap is available in 4k+, Gridded, and Compressed for VTT:

Ballroom 35x46

Classroom 30x40

Library 40x40

Conservatory 30x40

Art Studio 30x30

[syn4k]

Solution: unionize

fuck me all my friends have jobs which means they have no time to play toys with me and its fuycking ruining my life

[magicalgirlagency]

I got some news, everyone!

Due to the many recommendations of HP alternatives that I have recieved thanks to its most recent game release, any post of critical nature reguarding the Wizarding World will be put under the new tag: Bitchcraft & Misery (an obvious and derrogatory pun at "Witchcraft & Wizardry").

So, if anyone is ever curious about my stance on That Wizard Book, you now have a place to go and check things out. It's still in progress, but there's already some content for you all to see!

Anyways, that's all I had to say; have a nice day, #ACAB, trans rights are human rights, and change IS nature!

[syn4k]

No, it's Wednesday.

u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday

[lostsoullover]

Why go to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry when you can go to Pigfarts school of Bitchcraft and Rizz-ardry?

[syn4k]

Yeah, but is your battle jacket enchanted? I didn't think so.

[thepossumpunks]

We’ve got a series of Dark Academia Battlemaps and supplements on the books for January for our Patreon! Plus, a third, secret thing. 

[syn4k]

(tags via @vyeoh)

i wonder if they get a factory reset every time they travel interdimensionally

[syn4k]

Ever just look back at a thing that happened to you and go "dude, what the fuck?" Because dude. What the fuck.

[syn4k]

Yes there is. Start running. They smell your new shampoo.

important reminder: somewhere nearby, there is a bird.

probably more than one, even

[not-cool-enough-to-scuba-dive]

Can I have a problematic fave thing? (Problem number 1: I don't see posts in a timely manner, ever)

of course!

your fave is problematic: hannah

forgot what day my birthday was last year

thought i was a serial killer when we first started talking

always has weird stories about people she goes to school with

we’ve never met irl

[ao3feed-snape]

Harry Potter and Phil's Daughter's Stoned

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3n2ZTp1

by The_Understudy

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? More like Hogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Bullshittery.

Everyone knows that by the age of eleven, children have settled into the fully-developed personalities they'll have for the rest of their lives. These personalities can be easily divided into four categories: Nerds, stoners, badasses, and evil.

In this story, nothing is sacred, and canon is a joke. Even I don't know what's happening next. You may laugh once or twice. I only work on this story when I'm sleep-deprived to improve the quality of the story. If you're here for complicated plots and well-rounded characters, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. On the bright side, I'm not borrowing much plot from canon, so you get fresh stories.

Warning: a shit ton of swearing, like there's so much fucking profanity I'm pretty sure I swore like a dozen times in the first chapter. Also I will update sporadically because I am a lunatic who only remembers this fic once a month. Oops. Anyways have fun!

Words: 2170, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Harry Potter If Joanne Kathleen Rowling Had Any Balls

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Gen

Characters: Harry Potter, Arabella Figg, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Draco Malfoy, Albus Dumbledore

Relationships: those cute eleven year old relationships where they "date" for like a week, all they do is hold hands, and then they break up over something stupid, it's so adorable when kids do that

Additional Tags: Crack, Swearing, Drugs, glamorization of drug use, questionable morality, but in a funny way, Out of Character, Drug Lord Arabella Figg, HOUSE STEREOTYPES, Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships, Evil Everyone, but they don't think they are, Morally Grey Harry Potter, Harry Potter Gets a Gun, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, I haven't decided on anything yet but, Queer Themes

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3n2ZTp1

[syn4k]

sigh. y'all should follow this idiot too if you're into rottmnt. theres turtles

never going to apologize for giving my mutuals compliments they are the most amazing people (slash not people) ive ever met and they deserve to hear it

[syn4k]

Wisdom of the day: Birds are cool and can generally be seen in areas. You can even say hi to them if you want. Don't know the bird? That's fine. Social interaction is hard. Don't be afraid to walk up and introduce yourself. This has been your wisdom of the day.

[hogwarts-bitchcraft-and-wizardry]

Callout post for hogwarts-bitchcraft-and-wizardry: I don't know you terribly well but I've heard from Megan (and I've always been able to gather from your blog) that you are a kind soul who wants to spread happiness to the people around you. Rock on 🤘

Lily is probably too good for this world. 10/10.