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EVERY TIME I DRAW REX HE LOOKS MORE AND MORE LIKE GEKKO AND IDK WHY OR HOW TO FIX ITR BUT HERE TAKE HIM
#im losin it#sorry not sorry i hate that game#fps games suck#but at least CoD is fun while making me want to bitch slap someone through a screen#says the person who is literally addicted to fps games#captain rex#star wars#the clone wars#tcw#aviiart#grrr the valorant hater in me is waking up again
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Aww... Pokey is getting into the weeb spirit of this blog.
#*slaps roof of meteor* this dramatic bitch can fit so many references#pokey#pokotho#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#pokey starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid npmd#tgwdlm#lords in black#lib starkid#starkid tgwdlm#I was doodling meme LiBs and got carried away with a Slug Girl idea#Expect lots of Junji Ito references I'm so sorry#My pokey headcanon is he's a sort of slime mold/stone creature - it's all Pokey from the meteor to the spores in the air#he frequently hunts insectoid species in other dimensions and will puppeteer their corpses so bug motifs still fit#this was not supposed to be a whole thing and I got so caught up in the mold I didn't bother doing anything with the meteor sorry
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how hard can it possibly be to not replace the one black origin character with a white guy
JUST ROMANCE GALE IF YOU WANT TO ROMANCE GALE WHY ARE YOU REMOVING WYLL FROM HIS OWN ROMANCE SCENE AND REPLACING HIM WITH GALE IF YOU WANT TO ROMANCE GALE JUST DO GALE'S ROMANCE OH MY FUCKING GOD
#not 3h#wyll ravengard#the ''Wyll is boring'' bitches sure do love slapping their favorite white boys over Wyll's scenes don't they#like if you want the Wyll Dance you have to romance Wyll#if you want to romance someone that acts like Wyll then romance Wyll. Simple as.#i'm sorry your sad little white boys don't wanna dance with you but please stop literally removing the one playable black guy k thnks
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antinuous: *calls penelope a tramp* athena:
you done messed up a-a-ntinuous
#this was funnier in my head#lol#epic the musical#greek mythology#athena#antinous#telemachus is so close to bitch slapping him#'high on this pot neuse' would actually be very funny#perhaps even era accurate if i may be so bold#considering pythagoras was greek iirc#i doubt it was a thing back then but like still#shit quality for the shitpost lol sorry#im shtresshed
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(this is @zodoods main) concept: alongside lucky charm now that marinette is a mature miraculous adult she gets a new power called the miraculous bitch slap i drew my vision with my mouse do u see the vision
once per transformation so if she feels like slapping someone she can and should i think this could be something
IM GENUINELY SOBBING I CANT BELIEVE I NEVER SAW THAT U SENT THIS 😭 YES YES I SEE THE VISION IM OBSESSED WITH THE VISION!!
she ends up using it every single time without fail because someone is ALWAYS asking for a bitch slap
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#this actually isn't in order but i'm sorry this is KILLING MEEEEE#HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH#“we can slap you now” bITCH#jack and joker#i love a walk on the boss
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I think the portrayal of Spider-Man 2099 in Across the Spider-Verse is in-character in that aside from like Shattered Dimensions he's always been portrayed as a bit of an asshole who slips into anti-hero territory at times and generally has a "needs of the many over the needs of the few" mindset and given his specific circumstances in the movie it's not unreasonable to think he could take the actions he does. However it does kinda suck that since like 99% of moviegoers had no idea who he was before the movie came out their first impression of him is when he's in an antagonistic role and people think "antagonist" and "villain" are synonyms so now I'm gonna have to listen to people who've never read a comic saying he's a villain or isn't a real Spider-Man for the rest of time or at least until he inevitably changes his mind in the third one.
#hell you don't even need to read a comic just look up a let's play of spider-man edge of time you'll get what i mean#but yeah i saw a post that was like#''the first movie had a joke about how spider-man doesn't wear a cape and miguel has a cape they did that to show he's not spider-man''#as if he hasn't had that cape since his creation 30 fucking years ago#he's not even the only spider-man to have one. spider-man unlimited is also a thing that exists.#even the first movie had that call-back joke where they see the peter from miles's universe had a suit with a cape#these movies have a lot of little details with deeper meanings but the cape thing just isn't one of them sorry#but yeah. play edge of time or find it on youtube it's good.#shattered dimensions is also good but miguel's personality in that game is closer to peter's for some reason#so edge of time is better for getting a feel of what he's usually like#but yeah i do think spider-verse miguel was probably more straightforwardly heroic like other versions before the whole dead family thing#and i think he and the rest of the spider society are just genuinely misguided about how the whole canon event thing works#cause like george and gwen don't die in every universe peter doesn't get the symbiote in every universe#even uncle ben doesn't die in every universe#but miguel THINKS those things always happen. that's why he got the others to believe it cause he genuinely believes it himself#and i think they all take comfort in the idea that these bad things that happen to them happen for a reason#i know that's josh keaton's interpretation for why spectacular peter joined and i don't disagree with it#that's also why i disagree with people saying that miles is The Only True Spider-Man There just cause he was the first to outright reject it#look me in the fucking eye and tell me spectacular peter and insomniac peter don't understand what it means to be spider-man#or actually don't cause i'll bitch slap you into next week if you do#miguel o'hara#marvel#shut up tristan
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🌸💞 boyfriends 💞🌸
itome is so soft,, I love him; ; if y'all haven't heard his character song, Kimi Ni Dake Boku Ni Dake, go listen to it right now🥺💗🌸
#yaribu#yarichin bitch club#yarichin b club#itome koushirou#akemi keiichi#koushirou itome#keiichi akemi#i adore itome's voice in the anime#his character song is so prettyyy#all of the voices are perfect#(except for yuri im sorry)#but all of the character songs are SO GOOD!!#(except for yuri's im sorry)#and i really like all of the touch you covers#the music in yaribu slaps so hard#and for what#even if you dont think youd like the anime or manga#you should give the music a try♡#♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡#shitty#(< that's my art tag)
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I AM HONOURED TO BE THE FERAL ANON
And let Feline go claw out her vocal cords... You know.. as a treat :3
meanwhile Chloe’s torn between ‘oh my god this kind of ruthless person with the literal power of destruction is threatening to hurt me’ and ‘oh my god hot powerful catgirl paying attention to me!! tearing out my throat yippee!!’
safe to say i think the superhero crush remains despite feline being a lot less friendly than ladybug
#carpetbug answers#ml feline blue au#ml fbau#feline blue#ml au#carpetbug art#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#ml#miraculous fanart#chloe bourgeois#feline wouldn’t actually hurt chloe cause like. chloe isn’t a real threat to her.#it’d be smthn like chloe is angry and goes to slap feline and she like ducks and weaves around her as she’s like throwing hands until feline#like trips her and knocks her on her ass then just doesn’t let her stand up#teehee#also. picture beetle and chloe fighting over feline.#she’s so annoyed by both of them but at least beetle isn’t a raging bitch 90% of the time#sorry. tags turned into rambling lol#feral anon
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bitches be like I don’t believe in violence to solve any problems and then go listen to a musical about killing presidents for two hours
#assassins musical#steven sondheim#it’s me i’m bitches#Surprise I guess#Leon czolgoz#Charles guiteau#I’m sorry but the gun song fucking slaps
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someone made a video about how it feels to be in a fandom where everyone confuses word count with quality
and i was like yes omg thats true
and then i go to the comments.
YOUR OPINION IS YOUR OPINION BUT LORD. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT.
#in no world is atyd better written than cr im sorry#no hate to the creator of that video which is why i blocked off the name#but lord#i know good writing#and cr was good#someone said it felt wattpad-y and i almost slapped a bitch cause WHAT#what are YOU reading on wattpad#if you think this is mean and i should shut up then i really don't care because as much as she entitled to her opinion im entitled to mine#get me OFF this side of tiktok#harry potter#hp#the marauders#wolfstar#gryffindor#sirius black#remus lupin#hogwarts#james potter#regulus black#atyd#cr#all the young dudes#crimson rivers
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had a fun and productive day cyberbullying children on roblox!
#i encourage you all to try it#sorry not sorry girls on dress to impress today you were absolute BITCHES AND DESERVED WHAT YOU GOT#(my brother was banned for saying he’d slap them)#ah the joy of knowing your insult got you banned#roblox#dress to impress#red’s ravings#red irl
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guess who's gna hv to go to the hospital tmr and probably hv the infected wound surgically removed
#ITS ME ☝️☝️☝️☝️💥💥💥#skipping sch is so fun yall infection be damned#okay tiny rant after this yall hv been warned#THIS GIRL VERY FUNNY AH#bro ur concern means absolute jack SHIT to me if all youre gna do is be a bitch about it#yeah okay i admit i have zero clue how to treat wounds esp infected ones n i didnt even know the infection was this severe until someone#until my friends told me today#LIKE YEAH I ADMIT ID BE THE TYPE OF PERSON FIRST TO DIE IN A HORROR MOVIE#but like that doesnt give you the excuse to keep calling me dumbass/idiot/stupid#and all the other synonyms of dumb youve been calling me today????#like girl YOURE the certified first aider not me???#and like the qualifications doesnt even give u the right to call me dumb like what the hell#like ik shes concerned for me bec she was the one helping me treat my wound today b4 i saw a doctor#but like she kept making it sound like im a 5yo w absolutely zero sense of safety and shit#and like she kept making it sound like i was FORCING her to help me#NO I WASNT ??#YOU OFFERED?? THEN YOU STARTED BEING AN ASS ABOUT IT???#then like she kept. calling me stupid. like even after the joke got old#bec at first it was her and my other friends teasing me about it and it was funny at first but then she kept going on n on even after that??#then she forced me to see a doctor which i admit was smart i shldve gone to a doctor like. yesterday 😭😭#but then when we were at the clinic she deadass said smth along the lines of “i hv to work and worry sm bec of YOU today”#as if i forced her to accompany me to the doctor??? but it was HER idea ????#also she deadass called the nurse who dressed my wound unprofessional#and she called the doctor i saw on saturday useless bec the antibiotics he prescribed me last week werent working#like. bro if ur so smart then why dont YOU go med sch rn and become a doctor huh#bro ur goofy ahh 1y/o first aid cert aint shit compared to the guy who spent 12+ years studying med n working for even more years than that#like i cannot get over the fact she kept calling me dumbass the entire day#and it was so aggressively too and she threatened to slap me bec i was “being stupid”#and like she kept making my infection out to be so severe as if i wld drop dead right that second or my arm wld fall off or some shit#AAAAAAAAA THIS GOT SO LONG I HIT 30 TAGS WHOOPS HAVE A MWAMWA IF U READ THIS LONG IM SORRY IM JS PISSED BUT I TRIED NOT TO SWEAR 😭😭🙏🙏
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"everything goes blurry... in the high speed corners... you're just fainting" - lance stroll, qatar gp 2023 post race
#sorry i only got the main points... i was trying to quote as he was talking#AND NICOS COMMENTS AFTER I WANNA SLAP A BITCH#lance stroll#qatar gp 2023
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I feel that there’s a world of difference between “fandomizing real world politics and tragedies” (in my understanding - applying ‘fandom’ to, well, real world politics and tragedies eg. shipping war criminals or writing rpf for victims of traumatic events) and “making fandom art which acknowledges real world politics and tragedies” (in my understanding - political cartoons/art with a particular flag/etc.).
I’m not saying that the latter can’t be insensitive or in poor taste depending on execution but also…idk it’s weird to see tumblr activists freaking the fuck out over art of dunmesh senshi bringing food to Gaza. I can’t believe that’s the hill you want to kill (your own allies nonetheless!) on. We have people writing smut for about specific IOF soldiers or shipping Palestinian journalists, like, is the comic imagining a fictional character showing up to help people in a horrific situation really what you want to call tone deaf and insensitive?
#ra speaks#personal#fandom#tumblr#did the Jewish creators of Superman commit fandom sin by writing comics where he beat up Nazis? tumblr users weigh in.#it reminds me how people saying art of Aaron Bushnell was ‘fandomizing’ his death like….#I’m sorry was grafitti of George Floyd on the apartheid wall Palestinians ‘fandomizing’ the death of a Black American???#people make art of people who die under politically powerful circumstances. yes it can potentially be insensitive but context matters.#you cannot put a blanket statement on any and all art that acknowledges politics as ‘fandomizing’#this is like the opposite of what conservatives do w calling anything that acknowledges queers/poc/etc. as ‘too political’#POLITICS AND ART ARE INHERENTLY ENTWINED. YOU CANNOT MEANINGFULLY SEPARATE THEM.#can shit be in poor taste or offensive or straight up ‘that’s an inside thought you should have kept to yourself’? yeah duh. HOWEVER#spending your finite time energy and attention being constantly outraged by anything and everything ‘fandomizing’#(a niche potential of a niche community on a niche site) maybe you should idk. go sabatoge an elbit systems factory.#some of us are doing shit out here and your bullshit Internet slap wars are fucking pathetic.#try doing something productive and educational and constructive#instead of bitching about shit that doesn’t even impact your American WASP middle class ass
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tag game: nine people I'd like to get to know better
tagged by the lovely & absurdly talented @medicalmalpracticeapologist!! <33
last song: I Can Never Go Home Anymore / The Shangri-Las
favourite color: PINK!! every single shade of pink, tbh
currently watching: halfway/sorta/kinda-listening to this fckn video essay for the 73878728 time. it's on in the other tab. no need to watch intently. bc. well. I've got the script tattooed on my cerebelum @ this point
spicy/savoury/sweet: savory (my uncultured american ass spells that without the 'u'. but the point still stands!!)
relationship status: in a relationship w/the guy ever
current obsession: the saw franchise (shocking revelation!!) + those lil canned la colombe coffees
📍tagging (w/absolutely no pressure whatsoever!) nine of my beloved saw mutuals:
@noirtek, @sjwromanroy, @dr-reversebeartrap
@theflirtmeister, @riggedtrap, @agentperezbian
@lucifer-kane, @stellernorth, and @universalmonster—if any of u are so inclined 💖
#sorry that the formatting on the tags is absolute ass!! lmao#tumblr is my shawty that hates me & wants to kill me. it would seem#sam speaks#tag game#sidenote: that coffee slaps. 10/10 would recommend.#oatmilk in particular!! bc a bitch is lactose intolerant
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