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Happy 1450th birthday Toyosatomimi no Miko 🏳️⚧️
I'm on team buddhist but her swag is unparalleled 🔥🔥
#touhou#touhou project#toyosatomimi no miko#miko birthday#bitch you old#touhoublr#miko says Make Gensokyo Great Again#also masturbate#taoists of tumblr
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every time a new SA allegation of a favored celeb arises, i'm reminded of the absolutely soul-crushing experience of the depp/heard trial in which i learned that dozens of ppl i loved + respected + trusted were also willing to engage in the basest form of misogyny if the woman Seemed Crazy Enough. there was a horrifying 2ish weeks on this website + much longer irl where i genuinely felt unsafe voicing my discomfort as i relived something eerily reminiscent of the aftermath of my own assaults playing out on screen, commented on by true crime youtubers like it was a red sox game.
it happens time + time again with every new allegation + it's truly the most agonizing + exhausting part of being a survivor. i am begging you all to consider that survivors are watching you engage with this stuff like theater + it erodes our trust in all of you + compounds our grief.
#one of the only things i still have blacklisted is depp/heard#the whole ~she's a borderline bitch who deserved whatever happened cuz she was the crazy one~#schtick is smth i never expected to have to watch play out on a public stage so much so that my 50 year old acquaintances would know of it#now every time it's a new Beloved Celeb i'm like i don't trust any of you fucking ppl
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mombin pt 9!! it's been too long i'm sorry
(1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)(8)
#stobin#stranger things#mombin#steve harrington#robin buckley#this is a panic attack i could see myself having no matter how badly i wanted kids#shit's terrifying#also i need to stop trying different brushes i hate it literally every time#also i'm in the 'fic writers stop demonising nancy' club#i Eat it when relationships end badly but let it be NOBODY'S fault#like think of the WORST breakup you had as a teenager. as a former 15 year old you're just so stupid and that's ok#sometimes 'i love you but we're absolutely not supposed to keep doing this' is MORE painful than one person being a raging bitch
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Does Shifty stay behind with Ford during Roadside Attraction and have a heart to heart?
something like that.
#gee shifty where did you learn your conflict resolution skills. from emotionally stunted old men? Oh wait#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#shifty#shapeshifter gravity falls#live ford reaction#fyi shifty IS kinda being a bitch on purpose here#ask#argentarachnids
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X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST 2014 | dir. Bryan Singer
#coloring this set was a bitch but we got there in the end... kinda#anyway here's some real old man yaoi for you#gifs*#cherik#xmenedit#xmdofp#dofp#x men#xmen#marveledit#marvel#dofpedit#filmedit#movieedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#marvelgifs#x men days of future past#charles xavier#professor x#erik lensherr#magneto#dailymarvel#marveldaily#marvellegends#marveladdicts#x-men
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village elders
#naruto#madara uchiha#hashirama senju#madahashi#hashimada#rivalz.png#old man madahashi is everything to me you guys dont understand#madara is bitching about him sticking his cold hands under his shirt in the middle of the night
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call me crazy but there is a difference between treating your adult players like they are new to the world and treating your adult players like they have the memory of a goldfish and the vocabulary of a 9 year old
#the new players excuse is always going to be a cop out to me#new players can use the codex#or the fucking wiki#inquisition had tons of new players too#it wasnt written like that#its a deflection#also i had to change the age i put from 11 to 9 because i remembered#that i taught 6th grade language arts#and we did vocabulary#and 11 year olds have a bigger vocabulary than what veilguard uses in 99% of its writing#veilguard critical#they act like dragon age is special in its lore depth and complexity and plot#and that they had no choice but to over-explain because the plot is just SOOOOOO complex#when its not unique#every fantasy video game is like this#people enjoy exploring new worlds#meanwhile bg3 throws you into the forgotten realms lore and says learn to swim or die bitch!
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Why choose one when you can have both 🌟
#why fight when poly is an option#stan bambi WITH sev and lily#why five bitches when you can have nine#the good ending#james potter x lily evans x severus snape#jack cryptid art#mine#severus snape#lily evans#james potter#marauders#marauders era#hp fanart#harry potter#fanart#art#hp fandom#old art#pro severus snape#pro james potter#pro lily evans#jily#snily#jeverus#DoeChaser
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i maintain that 'cheating' is the wrong word for odysseus' encounters with circe and calypso but why does anyone think i would care if odysseus cheated. do you think i'm into him for the high moral standard set by men who throw babies off walls
#anna.txt#a tag for bitching#'reasons to hate odysseus' my friend that is not even in top ten reasons. how old are you
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#revolutionary girl utena#rgu#shoujo kakumei utena#sku#anthy himemiya#fanart#utena#utena tenjou#art#utenanthy#meme#i love the last one#when i posted it some year aho someone was like oh anthy can be both the grey or the blue#Like fawkkk#yes she can#also i changed bitch to L a d y because you guys were right utena would not fucking call her that#Ok#Yay#i posted this today alrwady amd forgot to add tags Im toopid 💔🥹#my art#old
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Thinking about marriage/women's rights on Vulcan Some may think that T'Pring not being allowed to divorce Spock was because he was going through the pon farr but if she were allowed to divorce him at all she probably would have done that a long time ago, confirmed by T'Pol when she's speaking with Koss, who isn't suffering from the pon farr. She says that he can choose another mate (without invoking a fight it seems: note the difference between a 'mate' and a 'challenger') and after he makes it clear that nothing she says will change his mind about marrying her, she finally threatens to declare a kal-if-fee. It's clear that Vulcan women cannot divorce/refuse to marry a man they've been betrothed to under any circumstances if A) He himself doesn't consent to ending their marriage or B) She doesn't have someone else waiting in the wings to be given to in his stead. Though, if the challenger she selects fails to win the fight, she'll have to marry her betrothed anyway unless (again) he decides he doesn't want her after the challenge. That seems like an incredibly unfair system, heavily biased towards men. SNW is an alternate universe in many obvious respects but most egregiously in that T'Pring has a lot of non-canonical agency over her relationship with Spock. It's interesting to me that Vulcan society has women in many positions of power and treats women as equal to men from what I've seen despite these laws. We don't really see Vulcans exhibiting a misogynistic attitude towards women in general but in TOS (perhaps because of its general writing style but it's still interesting to note) both Sarek and Spock take on patriarchal attitudes specifically regarding wives. Amanda says that 'of course' Sarek commands her because "he is a Vulcan and I am his wife." It's worthwhile in my eyes to note that she specifies 'wife' instead of attributing this attitude to women as a whole. Again, with TOS' writing style it wouldn't be out of place for her to say "he is a man and I am a woman." Spock, while in a pon farr induced irritation, states that it's "undignified for a woman to play servant to a man that isn't hers" - again implying that there's something specific about being a Wife in Vulcan society which is different from being a woman in general and demands subservience to a husband. This could perhaps stem from the extreme sense of ownership that Vulcan law has permitted men to have over women. A woman legally cannot point blank refuse marriage. There is no option which guarantees she won't have to marry her betrothed other than death. When T'Pau speaks of T'Pring she refers to her as being 'property' and Stonn, before being interrupted, states he's made 'the ancient claim' - we don't know what this is because he gets cut off but it's obvious they're both using the language of Vulcan law. Men are permitted true freedom to choose. If a woman wants to choose someone else to be with there is no option available to her other than the kal-if-fee which might result in the death of the one she wants to be with. And, if her lover fails, her husband can still just decide he wants to marry her and she'll be forced to. T'Pring gives two scenarios: One where Spock 'frees' her and one where he doesn't - it's still ultimately his decision which is clear when he ends the conversation with "Stonn, she is yours." This again isn't just because of the pon farr as T'Pol also goes through this. Koss can choose another mate and when the option is talked about there's no implication that this would result in any sort of fight (both by the casualness of its mention and by the fact that there's no formal word for it unlike the kal-if-fee.) Also, the fact that Koss does eventually grant T'Pol a divorce and it's all fine means that T'Pol isn't lawfully required to have another man waiting if her HUSBAND doesn't want her. It's ONLY required if SHE doesn't want her husband. Tradition must take precedence over individual desire UNLESS!!! You're a man. Then it's fine. Like, your parents might not be happy but legally you're golden.
#as a note do NOT read the comments on any T'Pol marriage clips on youtube they're full of 'haha women amiright' jokes about#how she's leading Trip on and being a bitch for not choosing him etc - if you become interested in female characters you learn#quickly just how much people still hate women displaying any amount of complexity/doing anything that isn't just falling into a man's arms#even if that hatred doesn't take the form of outright vitriol (aka: 'I feel so sad for Trip bc T'Pol's marrying some other guy')#Trip: T'Pol listen this arranged marriage stuff is no good - you've gotta be free! You have to do what YOU want to do!#T'Pol: -legally seen as property of her husband in the eyes of the law- ...............#<- not dunking on Trip it's just funny how easy it makes it seem - but!! He doesn't know all the facts#as evidenced by him saying T'Pol might 'call off the wedding' to her mother - T'Pol can't legally call off shit#It's also interesting how gender isn't really mentioned in any of the clips I've seen - it's very clear to me that T'Pol has no options#specifically because she's a WOMAN within her culture but that's almost like a quiet undercurrent and not focused on as a main#point of dissatisfaction - which I imagine it 1000% would be for Vulcan women when men have infinitely more freedom#Vulcan Man: I don't wanna marry this lady#Vulcan Law: Ok#Vulcan Woman: I don't wanna marry this guy#Vulcan Law: Noted. So - if you and your lover are willing to risk his life there's a chance (if he wins) that you can get out of marrying#him BUT if your husband kills your lover and still wants to marry you you DOOO have to marry him sorry you just gotta#<- this also makes it incredibly dangerous to in any way warn your legal husband that a kal-if-fee might be incoming#the element of surprise is a HUGE advantage when it comes to winning a fight to the death (which your lover can train for)#Vulcans#T'Pol#T'Pring#star trek#I don't think this is bad necessarily (as a fictional worldbuilding thing) but I wish it were explored more#It's especially interesting because it's an aspect of logical Vulcan society - it's clearly not logical but it's also clearly rooted deeply#in tradition which may mean Vulcan long ago used to have a much more extreme gender bias towards the male population#it just implies a lot that Vulcan has these old laws which are unfair towards women yet they still follow BUT women are treated as equal#citizens OUTSIDE of marriage! Maybe there was a feminist movement before? Is there another brewing? Where are the Vulcan feminists!
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Au where Lan Qiren goes to Yiling
Lan Qiren: Wangji, beloved nephew, who is like a son to me. I have been to Yiling and-
Lan Zhan: How is Wei Ying?
Lan Qiren: It's rude to interrupt. But he seems well. Except for the part where he claims to be the biological mother of an absolutely sweet little boy
Lan Zhan: Yes. A-Yuan. He is very sweet
Lan Qiren: Quite. While under normal circumstances, I would dismiss his claims as a joke only funny to him, Wei Wuxian's refusal to change his answer, as well as his ramblings about how difficult the birth was, has managed to plant a seed of doubt in my mind. Wangji?
Lan Zhan: Yes Uncle?
Lan Qiren: I remind you that lies are forbidden
Lan Zhan: Yes
Lan Qiren: Tell me then. What are the chances that he is telling the truth?
Lan Zhan: Higher than you would like
Lan Qiren: I see. And if Wei Wuxian is, by some curse or miracle, a mother, what are the chances that someone besides you is the father?
Lan Zhan: ......Lower than you would like
Lan Qiren: I see. And what are the chances that you have both eloped and refused to tell me, the man who raised you?
Lan Zhan: We wouldn't dare Uncle
Lan Qiren: Ah. So you have possibly made the cutest and best boy I have seen in years and saddled him with the title of bastard? I did not raise you to be so disgraceful. You will, of course, do whatever you must to atone for this egregious behavior and bring A-Yuan to Cloud Recesses. Hurry before he picks up his "mother's" poor manners
#there aren't enough fics of lqr being a supportive old fashioned bitch#so i must create them#a-yuan's cuteness should be weaponized more often#lan zhan#lan wangji#lan qiren#yes i turned him into my grandma#what are you going to do about it#mo dao zu shi#the untamed
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#ffxiv#emet selch#ffxiv spoilers#ff14#fanart#hagmaxxer emet selch i love my bitch hag of a father#he’s just terrible and old and miserable#dad if u cry any harder about the past you makeup will start running#u dont want to ruin ur mascara?#frankly he doesn’t care at this point how could he possibly get any lower#what’s a few days of ruined makeup to unending soulcrushing grief#like 12000 years of it#no husband? no idiot moron son that can’t help be proud of?#all gone bro#he’s just a miserable old hag now#and a gay ass man#both simultaneously
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Had this file was saved as "Straight to 2nd Base".... yeah.
Did somebody order even MORE griffguts posting?
#Old art. I would probably never share but I read a post in here that pissed me off. Ship and let people ship you joysucking asswipes.#berserk#griffguts#berserk fanart#griffith#guts#griffith berserk#guts berserk#mine#tortured griffith#Also fuck Guts' hair. Bitch took me a lifetime and it's still ass.
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I’m going mad. I drew an update. I had it in my arms I looked at it and it was right here in my project file on my tablet and now it’s gone…
I saved it but my fucking tablet went “you know what, I forgor💀” I swear to god this is the last time I’m drawing anything on this glowing cutting board
#give me my pages back you stupid bitch#I will be so happy to replace you#anyway#can’t wait to draw on my new tablet#the old one is messing with my nerves#and#which is more important#with my updates#grrrrrrrr
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how long since the last magma dump
#this ones small compared to the others i feel n also all out of order bc formatting is a bitch#all saints street#wan sheng jie#ive been reading for once omg#jrwi riptide#fields of mistria#drawtectives#do i tag characters... question that haunts me for these kinda posts#nick hoult#wsj crystal#<- sweden win... is for me#jasmine drake#<- missing him everday all the time every second#drawtectives felix#hes trying to loaf idk how well it reads#oc#do you remember him. whatever happened with him. whered he go. (<- the one who has full control of all that)#my art#magma#robins peeking in too everyone prepare yourselves cus like i finally started his save n oh boy its gonna be bad i think but what do i know#that ones literally months old too atp. like ive been holding myself back from getting to him for so long n now im free im gonan be crazy
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