#bitch is so dumb

[jjmaybankssurfergf]

bitch fr, said she didn't care but if she didn't care why did she take the fucking time out of her fucking day to look at my blog and posts. like bitch if you don't want anything to do with me, fucking block me and be done with it. You clearly have an unhealthy obsession with me, considering you've been posting about me, god find jesus please cause you need it

btw this is the bitch that keeps posting about me if yall wanna know:

also i dont have fucking twitter, so yeah try to deny the whole fucking anon thing whatever.

and i know your gonna say im obsessed but im not the one who took screenshots cause i dont like waisting my time on you, to check out your dumbass twitter blog my friend sent me the screen shots to call out your dumb fucking ass

the first two posts im pretty sure are about my friend shes posting about which is once again weird that shes stalking us both but whatever guess thats normal for people like her

adding obx tags cause thats what started this shit

[artsymeeshee]

Don’t know why I wanted to draw this dumb, silly idea but here we are lol

[ofswordsandpens]

percy, mentally ill: I feel like I deserve to die. It's a punishment because im a horrible person. Does that sound crazy?

jason, also mentally ill: No that tracks bro samesies

[adriartts]

hes always out pouting in the sheepyards

[agentmurtsegway]

I cant stop making these

bonus Bobby one from the well episode

[torturedpoetspsychward]

men have one bad breakup in highschool and make it everyones problem for the rest of their life

[nickesx]

he’s so stupid and silly i love him

[darkfantasyprincess23]

yes, it makes me wet when you force me to be yours🤫😰

[eternallovers65]

Moments in Charles Leclerc that are so insane I wish I made it up but can't, because this stuff can only happen to him

- When his watch got stolen and he decided to CHASE the guy with his custom ferrari 488 pista

- When his former girlfriend got locked out of the apartment and he wasn't answering his phone so she had to subscribe to his Twitch channel to tell him to open the door (please watch his former streams I beg)

- When he crashed Niki Lauda's 1974 ferrari during the Monaco historic grand Prix (his luck I swear)

- Every Monaco Grand Prix ever (the infamous charles leclerc curse)

- When he went to dinner with a guy, posted the picture on Instagram and it turns out it was an international criminal wanted by the Interpol

- He went to a restaurant once, handed his car to the valet and the car was out of fuel

- When he went for a run, took some photos with fans and this couple started to fight in front of him

- When he didn't realized his tiktok likes were open to the public (it was mostly fan edits of himself, baby goats, babies but mostly fan videos about himself)

- Recently, he dropped his airpods in the airport floor and decided to use this gigantic clamp to get it back

- Or just his babygirl esque nature (i love him <3)

- He accepted a ride from two strangers just because he couldn't find a cab (Arthur was also in the car!!!)

(Also, feel free to add more, please, and every time he does something so charles, i will uptade the list)

[ghost-proofbaby]

can y'all please come into my humble abode and imagine something with me i don't yet have the wits to write a full fledged fic out of (yet)?

so, everyone knows how when you get a tattoo, part of the healing process is the itchy phase, right? and for obvious reasons, you can't scratch it. favored method, in my experience and fellow tatted friends, is to just give it a good old slap.

perfect. so now, with this in mind, can you imagine having gotten a large hip/ass piece, and how mortifying it would be to smack your own ass to soothe that itch? and it's just plain painful. you want your new ink to heal properly - it's gorgeous and you put a lot of time, pain, and money into that damn thing - but it just sucks.

enter best friend eddie.

he loves your new ink. thinks it's fucking sick. nearly creamed his damn pants when he found out you were doing a hip/ass tatt (because how can he ask to see it without being weird? how can he react to that without being weird when he's spent the last several years with the world's most pathetic crush on you?) at first, it's fine. you show him the tattoo in a totally friendly, totally platonic way. he hypes you up, he calls you 'the most metal person he knows'. flourishes you with all the compliments and looks at you with starry eyes out of sheer awe at the way he's managed to snag a person into his life who is just so. damn. cool.

but the days pass by, that new ink begins to heal, and it fucking itches.

when you first proposition him, you're even more embarrassed than he is. stumbling over all your words, the request coming out contorted every wrong way. you don't want to make things weird, but is it really that weird for a friend to help a friend? it is really that weird to ask your best friend to smack your tattoo to help with that itch you can't even really properly reach?

it's just friends helping friends.

and that's the mantra you both repeat to yourselves - as you request the embarrassing favor of him, as he agrees almost too eagerly, as you find yourself face-planted in your bed wondering how deeply you can bury down your shame as he tries to make jokes to make it all a bit less awkward.

it's just friends helping friends, until eddie's hand lands down on your ass with a resounding smack, and that first little whimper escapes your lips.

[jjmaybankssurfergf]

Once again found another Motherfucker:

This actually funny, cause this bitch thought i wasn't gonna find out, i know shes the fucking anon sending asks. And to clarify what lilah did i dont like her because shes the one helping cause the drama, i dont like any of these women and bitch i dont have to have a reason too. Whats even funnier is that shes a jiara stan and a madison bailey stan. She fucking hid behind a an anon asking me fucking questions then screen shots and posts calling me a jackass, like bitch you wanna ask questions then post about it on twitter reveal your damn account. Bitch be so fr, you just have your head in your ass. Another thing is she bullys people who dont agree with jiara of people who dont like rudy which is disgusting, she hates rudy too.

then this bitch wants to say p diddy is the reason why i blame lilah, elaine, and madison, like be so fr. How did you get a highschool diploma if you cant fucking read.

heres her fucking twitter:

i Love that she hid behind an anon so i wouldnt find out, bitch i find out about everything just like i found out about you. Try finding peace with god cause you obviously need it whore

[wretchedakuma]

BETTER THAN SEX

[xochimillilili]

Literally so fucking early in the morning but fucking hell I need to take a cute puppy's, my baby puppy's, cock in my cunt. Literally don't care if I have to tie up and gag the cute pup in order to ride their pretty lil cock, just need to get on them and fuck myself dumb. Maybe shoving a way too big vibrating toy into their ass, so they can feel it being squished under my weight as I ride them and let out the cutest moans and whines that it's too much

Wanna play with and bite and scratch on their cute tits, maybe choke them out a bit as I grab onto them as I work their knot in. Need to desperately moan into their neck when their puppy knot finally pops in, wanna praise them so badly, wanna have my dumb kitty cunt pumped full of their warm cum, have my tummy full of their pups so so badly

[roadkill-creatures]

Who gave this mother fucker a shotgun

[jesuistrestriste]

art when tashi was forcing him to watch his epic fail match on the widescreen tv before breakfast was even over

[star-ar512]

why did they make the doors smaller than the majority of tall replika 😭

ACHTUNG! spoilers for signalis under the read more

based on this

it is from one of adler's diaries. this shit means it happens constantly