#bitch ass bugs

[erigold13261]

WHY IS IT ALREADY ALMOST 1 AM!? WHAT THE FUCK!? I GOT HOME AT 8:30! IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT'S BEEN THAT LONG! IT SHOULD ONLY BE LIKE 10! 11 AT THE LATEST! >:0

[ahhrenata]

not impressed.

[fyllophobia]

[glittergroovy]

grub cradling 🩷

[angry-musician]

i thought for a while that i came into this earth to make art and have fun but i know better now: i was born to destroy all mosquitoes

apparently one of the perks of insomnia is being woken up by the sound of mosquitoes flying, even if you’re wearing ear plugs

[mrmeepsmadmind]

I SEE THE HOT SHOT SMASH OR PASS VOTING POLL IS OUT AND ID LIKE TO MAKE THIS THREAD KNOWN FOR WHY U SHOULD VOTE SMASH. I KNOW HE LOOKS LIKE A FAT ASS LEMON. AND HE IS. BUT HES MY FAT ASS LEMON AND I LOVE HIM.

thunder thighs barreling thru, excuse me !!!!

NOT ONLY IS HE THICK... BUT HE IS ALSO.. A COOL LAME YOUNG SINGLE MOTHER WHO KEEPS FALLING FOR DOOMED YAOI RELATIONSHIPS (WHEELJACK, SIDEWAYS, BLURR WHO DUMPED HIM WITH A N OTHER ANNOYING CHILD bcs he knew hot shot's maternal instincts were gonna fall for it anyway, STARSCREAM.. )

okay but the Bunda is also quite buoyant

hes just full of curves like ????

IT'S LIKE A HEART SHAPE LIKE ???? also his chest?? The chassis is??? Like... he's so cute..

dramatic ass

I LOVEEEEE SHORT GUYSSSSSS

blurr in the back doing fuck all, fking dead beat LOL

running away from his embarrassing dad. can u pls not combine and have weird gay interface in front of my friends. Bye.

angry ugly hamster

[theghooligan]

izana: *runs looking like an eyelash bug up to mikey*

mikey:

[butwhatifidothis]

I LOVED To Be a Creature, and it genuinely creeped me out to see the things Edelgard and Hubert said to Byleth (though it's the same as the game, stripped out of its voice acting and background music, the dialogue is so much more horrifying). Really makes me wonder if Edelgard's love for Byleth is genuine in any way. Do you think there's any real love there or is it just obsession?

Thank you!!! I had a feeling that placing Edelgard and Hubert's words in a context that isn't meant to make them look flattering would really let their casual racism shine, and I'm glad it's seeming like that is in fact the impression people are getting lol. SO sorry for the late answer btw 😭😭😭

As for whether Edelgard's love is genuine... I got opinions lmao.

got a bit long lmao under the cut it goes

If Edelgard felt the way she does for Byleth on exclusively SS and CF, I could maybe see how this is a "genuine" love (insofar as a love steeped in "I may hate your race but you're special and Not Like The Other Ones because I think you're special to me" can, uh, ever be genuine, in any case). But because Edelgard still feels as strongly towards Byleth on AM and VW where she quite literally never talks to them directly in any meaningful way, it becomes waaaaay more like she's just weirdly obsessed with this person who saved her one singular time ever five years ago from an attack Edelgard set up. It makes the "love" way more forced and contrived and obviously trying to squeeze tears out of the player for standing up against the cute girly trying to murder them. Or, alternatively, it makes Edelgard come off as manipulative, saying that she just wanted to walk with Byleth and it makes her so sad to HAVE to fight Byleth because BYLETH wouldn't stand by HER - and she's saying this on AM/VW to a person she's talked to in conversation a cumulative, what? Hour? Two? Maybe a few days, being nice? Over the course of, being as absolutely generous as physically possible and not counting the five years Byleth was missing... two fucking years? She's shitting herself over fighting this stranger she doesn't fucking know? Yeah, sure buddy, whatever you say - you see what I mean?

And honestly even outside of those two routes, I think it's more that she sees Byleth as being hers rather than actually liking them for who they are. A body to stand next to her and tell her how right she is and comfort her - who doesn't have the background of "I was literally raised to think this is my only purpose in life" muddying the sincerity of the brown-nosing - who also happens to also act as The Perfect Fighter and The Perfect Strategist to actively help her get what she wants. That view of Byleth being a tool doesn't really go away unless they marry her, seen by how they quite literally get nothing for all they've done for Edelgard should they go unmarried to a noble (guess they just weren't meritable enough once their use to her was done).

As well as how much more Edelgard doesn't like Byleth disagreeing with her or otherwise going against her flow than pretty much anyone else in the game - you lose supports points if you don't think the Black Eagle Strike Force name she made is good, she quickly denies the notion that Byleth isn't detached from others/emotions and insists they are just like she is, she gives them the same callous and thoughtless words she was apparently given once in her life while they are in the midst of mourning their recently murdered father so that they get over it already and get back to being useful to her (directly saying she will only reach out her hand when it's time for HER to move forward, not when BYLETH heals from WATCHING THEIR DAD DIE IN THEIR FUCKING ARMS MAYBE A WEEK AGO). She never treats Byleth kindly unless they do everything she wants, which like. Isn't love???? At all????

There's just this... weirdly possessive air Edelgard has around Byleth that always threw me off, especially with how easily she admits to have been willing to kill them so far into CF and how readily she cuts ties with them the second the fighting's done (which is particular because how just how clingy she was to Byleth everywhere else - you know during all that time Byleth had a use to her). Incorporating that into being an intentional part of her character is certainly interesting, but not in a way that's flattering to the idea of Edelgard genuinely being in love with Byleth lmao.

Personally tho, even disregarding almost everything else, the simple explanation is that I don't think you can really sit there and say you love someone while openly hating part of their racial heritage. Wild thought, I know lmao

[local-lover-boy]

I'm going to a concert tonight I'm sooooooooooooooo excited

[spiderqueenpc]

rare and elusive traditional art from me

[whimsiwitchy]

IM JUST TRYING TO TYPE AND THIS FUCK ASS GNAT WON'T LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE. IDEK WHERE THIS BITCH CAME FROM. EVERY TIME I SMACK IT, I SWEAR IT COMES BACK 10 TIME SSTRONGER

[mutenostrilagony]

I had to get new glasses because my eyes decided wearing contacts for 18+ hours a day wasn’t okay anymore which is kind of some pussy shit if you ask me

I hate glasses. Some of y’all can pull them off no problem but I have never been able to do it. Part of me blames my very poor vision (-8.5/-8.75) resulting in shitty Coke bottle looking lenses (despite paying 120-some dollars to supposedly stop that from happening) and the other part blames Jake Davidson for making fun of me and saying I had bug eyes in middle school. I’d punch him right here and now if I could

[ur-local-neighborhood-scene-kid]

This motherfucker decided to drop down in front of me while I was taking a PISS

As big as my palm when he’s all stretched out :|

He’s lucky I’m not scared of spiders! His ass would have been long squashed if he had done that around anyone else 😬

My brother would have had a heart attack and died literally on the spot. This is the biggest cellar spider I’ve ever caught! Holy moley. Bit rude interrupting my 2am piss tho >:|

This thing is huge. Maybe 4in long when it’s in a relaxed standing position. Maybe 5 when it’s laying flat with all its legs stretched out. Fucking hell

It’s too dark rn to let him out so he’ll have to wait till tomorrow!

[drink-tang-gang]

I like Baffy bcs it makes me go “HA LOSER!” With Bugs (endearingly)

HA yep! casually liking bugs and daffy has one assuming daffy is the loser, but being into baffy makes u realize that it’s bugs who’s the loser!

[systembug]

Getting tired of people asking me "How are you going to live in the future" after i explain how hard it is for me to do simple household chores. Stop asking. I dont know either. I don`t have a plan, only hope. So please shut up.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

red alert is not an uwu protecc the bean to me. he is like a polar bear covered in another polar bear's blood to me

red : pitCh iN, iNfErNo,😾😾!!! or do you want MEE 🙀** to do it ALL by MYsELf 😣😣😖😫😫🥺😫🥺🥺😿😢😭😭😭 !!!!!??!?1@1!!!! 🥺👉👈 ????

inferno: shut up, bitch