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The Heart Killers EP1 | Kantbison + Lovesick
May I remind you that this is after ONE NIGHT. Already sooo far gone. Completely LOST IN THE SAUCE. If they're like this NOW, god only knows how they'll behave when they're dating.
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#THK#kantbison#firstkhao#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#THEY'RE IDIOTS YOUR HONOUR#cupid struck them HARD#a pair of certified FOOLS#I LOVE MY PATHETIC SONS#fucked the living brain cells out of one another#googoo gaga#the stupid is showing#just how EXCEPTIONAL was the sex???#bison's a disney princess#i will take no objections#he just IS
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idk how to word this but i think people (general) need to go back to being afraid of some animals. not to the point of violence against them, but where the fear breeds respect. that animal is wild, huge, and can seriously hurt you. it should be treated as such and not approached, manhandled, or cute-ified to the point where random people are invading its space because they figure they can be a disney princess in this situation. i often think about how people treat the bison in yellowstone national park. getting so close to them, sometimes even trying to ride them. you should be scared of that animal. you should be scared of moose. of hippos. because they are bigger and stronger than you. they're amazing, wonderful, fantastic animals. but they're not pets. and they're not cartoon characters; they're real creatures who deserve to be treated with dignity and not turned into memes or made uncomfortable by people getting too damn close to them
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The Disney villain book i ordered 3 weeks ago finally came and the sleeve was oily and chafed but at least I get the fabled single paragraph of King Candy insight
this is truly a game changer
And ralf
[TEXT DESCRIPTION BELOW]
Page 166: Disney Villains: Delightfully Evil.
KING CANDY - WRECK-IT RALPH.
RELEASE DATE: November 2, 2012.
DIRECTOR: Rich Moore.
VOICE TALENT: Alan Tudyk.
ANIMATOR: Zach Parrish.
"Everyone should have known with a pass code like UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START that this sugary-sweet king was not on the up-and-up. Who in the gaming world doesn't know that cheat code?! King Candy is the ruler of Sugar Rush, a video game made of everything sweet to eat, or as a wise Wreck- It Ralph sees it, a "candy-coated heart of darkness.' " But Sugar Rush was not always such a dark place; it was once a happy kingdom where Princess Vanellope von Schweetz ruled until an evil racer from a game called Turbo Time messed with her code and took her game for his own. The biggest shock? King Candy and that villainous racer known as Turbo are one and the same. Alan Tudyk, the voice of King Candy, said he had imagined King Candy to be a much bigger character, size-wise, and found it really funny that he was actually such a small man."
âPortrait of King Candy. Artist: Clay Loftis. Medium: Digital."
âFinal Frames of Turbo from Wreck-It Ralph (2012)â
"Concept art of Turbo. Artist: Jim Kim. Medium: digital."
Page 184: Disney Villains: Delightfully Evil.
WRECK-IT RALPH - Wreck-It Ralph.
RELEASE DATE: November 2, 2012.
DIRECTOR: Rich Moore.
VOICE TALENT: John C. Reilly
ANIMATOR: Nik Ranieri
âWreck-It Ralph is a "bad guy" who has been forced to spend every day for the last thirty years trying to destroy the apartment building that took his home away and to thwart Fix-It Felix from fixing everything Ralph wrecks. After "wrecking" the thirtieth anniversary celebration of his game, Ralph decides to go on a quest to earn a medal and prove to everyone, including himself, that he can be a good guy and do good things. In an interview with the Los Angeles Times, director Rich Moore said that the idea for Wreck-It Ralph came when he was asked by Walt Disney Animation Studios to revamp an idea they had been working on for a while: a movie that takes place in a video game. "Video game characters do the same job every day," said Moore. "I don't know how you could tell a story about that, and then it kind of hits me. ... What if the main character did not like his job? If you had a character who is actually wondering: Is this all there is to life?" "
Concept Art of Vanellope and Ralph. Artist: Bill Schwab. Medium: digital.
Page 185: Disney Villains: Delightfully Evil.
Story sketches of Ralph. Artist: Jim Kim. Medium: Graphite
Final character pose of Ralph.
Final frame of ralph with the Bad-Anon support group from Wreck-It Ralph, 2012.
âBad-Anon-One Game at a Time
"I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me."
-The Bad Guy Affirmation
Evervone needs a little help from their friends, even if their friends are a group of "bad guys." Bad-Anon is a place where the who's who of gaming bad guys can meet and talk about their feelings and what it is like to always be the one everyone loves to beat. Here are some of the familiar faces from the video games of the 1980s and 1990s.â
Bowser--King Koopa from Super Mario Bros.
Clyde--Ghost from Pac-Man.
Dr. Robotnik- -as himself from Sonic the Hedgehog.
Kano--as himself from Mortal Kombat.
M. Bison--as himself from Street Fighter.
Neff-as himself from Altered Beast.
Zangief-Red Cyclone from the Street Fighter series.
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#the illustration is the best part#I knew thereâd only be a page on him LMAO Iâm not mad#I will still read the whole book in full â€ïž#wir#wreck it Ralph#turbo#king candy#đVIRUS OFFERINGS#Disney villains#Disney villains: delightfully evil#concept art#alt text#book#wir Art Book
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do you think we will have some explicits scenes in THK? (just like or better than the ones in OF) saw ppl saying they donât think we will have much, but im pretty sure will be all about kantbison & fadelstyle sexual tension
It depends on what you mean by explicit anon đ
GMMTV as a company has always been more "family-friendly" and essentially cater for the younger audience. I think it was @firstkanaphans who coined the term GMMTV BL/GL series as being the Disney version of gay shows and I'm inclined to agree.
Only Friends as a show was actually a step forward for the company (in terms of NC scenes) and to some extent, it was an experiment to see whether it will be accepted by GMMTV audience, which given the great success must be a relief for the directors (and to GMMTV who took the gamble).
Soon after that, if I'm not mistaken, GreatInn stated they watched OF scenes as inspiration for their NC scenes in Wandee Goodday (which I still think is super funny đ).
Now, you do not put FirstKhaotung and JoongDunk in a show together and not expect amazing chemistry. So, I have no doubt we will have enough sexual tension to break a mountain (I am also expecting excellent make-out/kissing sessions from both couples, hehe)
Plus, these 4 have banger physique. We know JoongDunk are fit. With the amount of gym sessions that FirstKhaotung have been putting in for the last year and the way their biceps/shoulders are getting broader with each picture....you can be sure Jojo will capitalise on these - we will certainly be having all four boys shirtless at some point and perhaps even the boys just being in their boxers (at the very least, we already know we have Bison in his satin boxers lounging like a princess in bed đ)
At the bare minimum, I think we will likely be seeing NC scenes similar to the level of OF and Wandee Goodday.
However, if you are expecting explicit scenes akin to KinnPorsche (or 4 minutes) where we see bare bottoms and more, I don't think so.
Having said that, I'm now almost 100% convinced we will be having The Heart Killers airing at iQIYI (otherwise, why do we have all four boys attending the iQIYI Thai 2025 celebration on 01/11/24?)...we might be having the cut/clean version on YT/usual GMM25 channel in Thai and the uncut version in IQIYI (where, who knows đ€·ââïž? maybe Jojo and the THK team will venture beyond the boys being shirtless)
19/10/2024
#asked and answered#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#joong archen#dunk natachai#kantbison#stylefadel#the heart killers#sigh IQIYI....I guess its better than WeTV
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So, between his cat, dog, rabbit, bison, whale, Tiny, Alfred seems to have a Disney princess effect with animals. And my headcanon is that he's a HUGE animal lover. Then of course we have Mattie who is just prime for some polar bear, moose, and goose memes. So can I request animal-related memes with any Nations at all?
Yes you may!!!
Of course all of these are NA bro related because I have brain worms.
Matthew and Alfred have tons of pets, but I feature four of them because I don't have time for all 46.
Introducing!
Sammy the Bald Eagle
Beau the Bloodhound
Horton the Moose
and everyone's favorite...
Kumajiro the Polar Bear
#hetalia#hws america#in universe memes#in-universe memes#alfred f jones#hws canada#public au memes#aph america#aph canada#matthew williams#gobble gobble bitch
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Hello! I am looking for RP partners (18+ only) who are willing to do some long-term N/SFW RP together! Putting this here: ONLY LIKE THIS POST IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN INTERACTING AND RPing WITH ME. There are some specific characters that I am looking for! For the sake of organization, Iâll categorize each character(s) by their fandom! Characters I am looking for are as follows (apologies if itâs a bit long haha):
STAR WARS (Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Darth Malgus, Darth Nihilus, General Grievous)
CASTLEVANIA (Vlad Dracula Tepes)
MARVEL COMICS (Dr. Victor von Doom, Thor)
OVERLORD (Ainz Ooal Gown/Momonga)
FATE FRANCHISE (Avicebron, Shi Huang Di/Qin Shi Huang, King Hassan, Hassan of the Cursed Arm)
DRAGON BALL (Piccolo, Beerus, King Cold, Zarbon, Boujack)
HADES (Games) (Hades, Hecate)
MY HERO ACADEMIA (Gang Orca/Kuga Sakamoto)
DC COMICS (Martian Manhunter, Ares)
DISNEY (Jafar, Evil Queen Grimhilde, Maleficent, The Horned King)
FINAL FANTASY (Garland, Golbez, Rubicante)
FIRE EMBLEM (Black Knight, Caineghis)
SACRIFICIAL PRINCESS AND THE KING OF BEASTS (Leonhart)
THE ANCIENT MAGUSâ BRIDE (Elias Ainsworth)
STREET FIGHTER (M. Bison, Gill)
OVERWATCH (Ramattra)
VOLTRON (Emperor Zarkon)
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (Skeletor)
IMAGE COMICS (Spawn)
BERSERK (Skull Knight)
VAMPIRE HUNTER D (D)
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA (Ganondorf, Sidon, King Rauru (TotK), Agahnim)
Partners must be descriptive and willing to experiment and even get a little weird (nothing illegal though), and be open. Upon liking this post, I will DM you and we can get started plotting. I am available to RP via both Discord and Tumblr DMs. Hereâs to potential writing!
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#roleplay#rp#star wars#castlevania#marvel#marvel 616#overlord#fate#dragon ball#hades game#my hero academia#dc#disney#final fantasy#fire emblem#sacrificial princess and the king of beasts#the ancient magus bride#street fighter#overwatch#voltron#masters of the universe#image comics#berserk#vampire hunter d#the legend of zelda#18+ age range#discord rp#tumblr rp
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Hello! I am looking for RP partners (18+ only) who are willing to do some long-term N/SFW RP together! Putting this here: ONLY LIKE THIS POST IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN INTERACTING AND RPing WITH ME. There are some specific characters that I am looking for! For the sake of organization, Iâll categorize each character(s) by their fandom! Characters I am looking for are as follows (apologies if itâs a bit long haha):
STAR WARS (Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Darth Malgus, Darth Nihilus, General Grievous)
CASTLEVANIA (Vlad Dracula Tepes)
MARVEL COMICS (Dr. Victor von Doom, Thor)
OVERLORD (Ainz Ooal Gown/Momonga)
HAZBIN/HELLUVA (Paimon, Zestial)
FATE FRANCHISE (Avicebron, Shi Huang Di/Qin Shi Huang, King Hassan, Hassan of the Cursed Arm)
DRAGON BALL (Piccolo, Beerus, King Cold, Zarbon, Boujack)
HADES (Games) (Hades, Hecate)
MY HERO ACADEMIA (Gang Orca/Kuga Sakamoto)
DC COMICS (Martian Manhunter, Ares)
DISNEY (Jafar, Evil Queen Grimhilde, Maleficent, The Horned King)
FINAL FANTASY (Garland, Golbez, Rubicante)
FIRE EMBLEM (Black Knight, Caineghis)
SACRIFICIAL PRINCESS AND THE KING OF BEASTS (Leonhart)
THE ANCIENT MAGUSâ BRIDE (Elias Ainsworth)
STREET FIGHTER (M. Bison, Gill)
OVERWATCH (Ramattra)
VOLTRON (Emperor Zarkon)
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (Skeletor)
IMAGE COMICS (Spawn)
BERSERK (Skull Knight)
VAMPIRE HUNTER D (D)
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA (Ganondorf, Sidon, King Rauru (TotK), Agahnim)
Partners must be descriptive and willing to experiment and even get a little weird (nothing illegal though), and be open. Upon liking this post, I will DM you and we can get started plotting. I am available to RP via both Discord and Tumblr DMs. Hereâs to potential writing!
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#star wars rp#castelvania rp#marvel rp#overlordo rp#hazbin rp#helluva rp#fate rp#dragon ball rp#hades rp#my hero academia rp#dc rp#disney rp#final fantasy rp#fire emblem rp#SACRIFICIAL PRINCESS AND THE KING OF BEASTS rp#THE ANCIENT MAGUSâ BRIDE rp#street fighter rp#overwatch rp#voltron rp#MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE rp#IMAGE COMICS rp#berserk rp#vampire hunter d rp#the legend of zelda rp
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Hello! I am looking for RP partners (18+ only) who are willing to do some long-term N/SFW RP together! Putting this here: ONLY LIKE THIS POST IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN INTERACTING AND RPing WITH ME. There are some specific characters that I am looking for! For the sake of organization, Iâll categorize each character(s) by their fandom! Characters I am looking for are as follows (apologies if itâs a bit long haha):
STAR WARS (Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Darth Malgus, Darth Nihilus, General Grievous)
CASTLEVANIA (Vlad Dracula Tepes)
MARVEL COMICS (Dr. Victor von Doom, Thor)
OVERLORD (Ainz Ooal Gown/Momonga)
HAZBIN/HELLUVA (Paimon, Zestial)
FATE FRANCHISE (Avicebron, Shi Huang Di/Qin Shi Huang, King Hassan, Hassan of the Cursed Arm)
DRAGON BALL (Piccolo, Beerus, King Cold, Zarbon, Boujack)
HADES (Games) (Hades, Hecate)
MY HERO ACADEMIA (Gang Orca/Kuga Sakamoto)
DC COMICS (Martian Manhunter, Ares)
DISNEY (Jafar, Evil Queen Grimhilde, Maleficent, The Horned King)
FINAL FANTASY (Garland, Golbez, Rubicante)
FIRE EMBLEM (Black Knight, Caineghis)
SACRIFICIAL PRINCESS AND THE KING OF BEASTS (Leonhart)
THE ANCIENT MAGUSâ BRIDE (Elias Ainsworth)
STREET FIGHTER (M. Bison, Gill)
OVERWATCH (Ramattra)
VOLTRON (Emperor Zarkon)
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (Skeletor)
IMAGE COMICS (Spawn)
BERSERK (Skull Knight)
VAMPIRE HUNTER D (D)
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA (Ganondorf, Sidon, King Rauru (TotK), Agahnim)
Partners must be descriptive and willing to experiment and even get a little weird (nothing illegal though), and be open. Upon liking this post, I will DM you and we can get started plotting. I am available to RP via both Discord and Tumblr DMs. Hereâs to potential writing!
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#eighteen and over#star wars#star wars roleplay#star wars rp#castlevania#castlevania roleplay#castlevania rp#marvel#marvel roleplay#marvel rp#overlord#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#fate#dragon ball
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some plot ideas with aang for your plotting pleasure/convenience. these range from vague concepts to actual ideas. if you see one you want to try , jump in my dms and shout at me about it
more terribly outdated language and mannerisms from aangâs youth.  â flameo, hotman ! â  is just the tip of the iceberg  ( no pun intended ).
finding people descended from air nomads that hid out in the other nations. maybe they know their heritage, maybe they donât. but aang is definitely going to teach them everything he can about air nomads and airbending.
how to survive in the wild 101 with avatar aang. topics include foraging for food , cooking over a fire  ( vegetarian style ) , best places to make camp , and how to care for your flying bison on long journeys.  ( bc this boy absolutely took care of everyone while they were traveling.  â sokka, no !   thatâs poisonous. oooh, itâs gonna be a rough night for you, buddy. â  )
aang as the physical embodiment of love and acceptance. made a terrible mistake ? feel terribly out of place in society ?  aang will accept you 100%. this is barely even a plot tbh. itâs just his personality, but shhh. go with it.
helping someone work through a fear of heights  ( or the ocean or caves or fire, whatever element related thing you want )  in the gentlest, most supportive way humanly possible.  â i promise nothing bad will happen. i got you â
all the handicrafts. making flower crowns, crafting jewelry  ( carved wood, braided fabric, etc ) , spinning yarn  ( sky bison fur is exceptionally soft ) , heâs not the greatest at sewing , but heâs excellent at knitting.
two words :  disney princesses.  he would absolutely adore them.
someone come dance with this boy. goofy idc what i look like itâs fun dancing , dancing thatâs based on sparring movements , teaching people historical dances , learning othersâ local dances. aang loves to dance. he just needs a partner.
undercover in the fire nation plots or the earth kingdom or the water tribes! idk where. just give me undercover aang plots where he gets to be a normal kid for a change. the question is ... is your muse blindsided by finding out he's the avatar ? or are they like 'yeah, somehow that checks out. he was a little weird' ?
this one has a little more specific audience , but training / fighting with the kyoshi warriors. the little airbending we see him do with fans? beautiful. i live for little things like that connecting aang to his past lives. heck ! let the ladies teach him about kyoshi while we're at it. he'd love it.
#đŹđđšđ : will you go penguin sledding with me?#i'm probably going to bed soon#but đđ hmu if you see something#or something gives you an idea#or you just have an idea#i DEFINITELY want to hear any and all plot ideas
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i feel like i have a bit of the reverse? of some city people's response to animals. i hear a lot of discussion in my internet circles of how many city people seem to not understand the dangers animals (especially large animals, domestic or wild, like cattle or bison or bears) can pose, the harm they can cause and how it's cuz if you grow up with minimal contact/experience/interaction with animals (that aren't little goopy eyed purse dogs) you end up internalizing that silly disney princess idea of "oh a random animal! im gonna get close and touch it" meanwhile i am. So Scared.
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Holidays 9.2
Holidays
Atlas Shrugged Day
Aylan Kurdi Day
Badger Badger Badger Mushroom Day
Battle of Albulena Anniversary Day (Albania)
Bison-Ten-Yell Day
Bowling Shirt Day
Calendar Adjustment Day
Community Day (Ceuta Day; Spain)
Day of Russian Guard Units (Russia)
Democracy Day (Tibet)
Dia de Ceuta (Spain)
Good Society Day
Gregorian Calendar Adoption Day (UK; 1752)
International Actuaries Day
International Vulture Awareness Day
Lemon Day (French Republic)
Mariamoba (Republic of Georgia)
Mindfulness Day
National Beheading Day
National Cinema Day (UK)
National Indoor Air Quality Day
National Live Fearless Day
National No Patrick Day (SpongeBob)
National Short People Day
Notaries Day (Ukraine)
Old Timerâs Day
Onliners Day
Patrol Police Day (Russia)
Pierce Your Ears Day
Sedantag (Sedan Day; Germany)
Spalding Baseball Day
Victory Over Japan Day (US)
Food & Drink Celebrations
Beer & Can Day
National Beer and Wings Day
National Blueberry Popsicle Day
National Cacao & Chocolate Day (Mexico)
National Espresso Martini Day
National Grits for Breakfast Day
World Coconut Day
Independence & Related Days
Artsakh (from USSR, 1991) [unrecognized]
Nagorno-Karabakh (from Azerbaijan, 1991) [unrecognized]
Nueava Ecija Day (Philippines)
Transdniestria (a.k.a. Transnistria; from Moldova, 1990) [unrecognized]
Vietnam (from France & Japan, 1945)
1st Monday in September
Burning Man ends (Nevada) [1st Monday]
Emotional Labor Day [1st Monday]
Great Bathtub Race (Nome, Alaska) [1st Monday]
Green Season begins (Fresh Hop Season; Pacific Northwest) [1st Monday]
Labor Day (Bermuda, Canada, Palau, U.S.) [1st Monday]
Luxembourg City Kermesse (Luxembourg) [1st Monday]
Makeover Monday [1st Monday of Each Month]
Meatloaf Monday [1st Monday of Each Month]
Meditation Monday [Every Monday]
Monday Musings [Every Monday]
Motivation Monday [Every Monday]
Mouthguard Day [1st Monday]
St. Giles Fair begins (Oxford, UK) [1st Monday]
Wakes Monday [Monday after Wakes Sunday]
Workers Day (Puerto Rico) [1st Monday]
Yard Art Day [1st Monday]
Weekly Holidays beginning September 2 (1st Full Week of September)
National Suicide Prevention Week (thru 9.8) [1st Week]
Umhlanga (Reed Dance Week; Eswantini) [1st Week]
Festivals Beginning September 2, 2024
Dancefestopia (La Cygne) [thru 9.8]
West Indian Day Parade (Brooklyn, New York)
Feast Days
Acepsimas of Hnaita and companions (Syriac Orthodox Church)
Agricola of Avignon (Christian; Saint)
Allen Drury (Writerism)
Antoninus of Pamiers (Christian; Martyr)
Benny Hill Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)
Brocard (Christian; Saint)
Castor of Apt (Christian; Saint)
Coughing and Spluttering Convention (Shamanism)
Day of Revelation of Koran (Islam) [Malaysia]
Diomedes (Christian; Saint)
Eleazar (Christian; Saint)
Feast of All (Nussairis, Asia Minor)
Feast of Bishamonten (Japan)
Feast of Osiris (Egyptian God of Agriculture)
Feast of the Son of Semele (Honoring Dionysus; Ancient Crete)
Festival of the Grapevines II: Dionysos (Pagan)
Goddess of the Moon Festival (Honoring Ariadne; Ancient Crete)
Grape Vine Festival (In Honor of Ariadne & Dionysus; Ancient Greece)
Hieu (Christian; Saint)
Ingrid of Sweden (Christian; Saint)
Justus of Lyon (Christian; Saint)
Lill Tschudi (Artology)
Margaret of Louvain (Christian; Saint)
Maxima of Rome (Christian; Saint)
Nipple Appreciation Day (Pastafarian)
Nonnosus (Christian; Saint)
Princess Tizz (Muppetism)
Romare Bearden (Artology)
The Song of the Soul (Celtic Book of Days)
Stephen, King of Hungary (Christian; Saint)
Walt Simonson (Artology)
Watt (Positivist; Saint)
William of Roskilde (Christian; Saint)
Lucky & Unlucky Days
Historically Bad Day (Great Fire of London, September Massacres in France, Anne Frank sent to concentration camp & 7 other tragedies) [8 of 11]
Shakku (è”€ćŁ Japan) [Bad luck all day, except at noon.]
Premieres
All in a Nutshell (Disney Cartoon; 1949)
Battle of the Sexes (Film; 2017)
Beezy Bear (Disney Cartoon; 1955)
Ben Bolt, by Thomas Dunn English (Novel; 1843)
Big Thunder Mountain Railroad (Disneyland Attraction; 1979)
Buddyâs Day Out (WB LT Cartoon; 1933)
Carefree (Film; 1938)
The Cruel Sea, by Nicholas Monsarrat (Novel; 1951)
Designs on Jerry (Tom & Jerry Cartoon; 1955)
The Ducksters (WB LT Cartoon; 1950)
Eight Men Out (Film; 1988)
Express Yourself, by N.W.A. (Song; 1989)
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables, by The Dead Kennedys (Album; 1980)
How to Have an Accident at Work (Disney Cartoon; 1959)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Film; 1923)
The Iceman Cometh (Play; 1946)
I Shall Wear Midnight, by Terry Pratchet (Novel; 2010) [Discworld #38]
Little Brother Rat (WB MM Cartoon; 1939)
Monkey Business (Film; 1952)
Paprika (Animated Film; 2006)
Pickled Puss (Color Rhapsody Cartoon; 1948)
Porkyâs Hotel (WB LT Cartoon; 1939)
Prince Violent (WB LT Cartoon; 1961)
Puppy Love (Disney Cartoon; 1933)
Race Riot (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Cartoon; 1929)
Rear Window (Film; 1954)
Return to Forever, by Chick Corea (Album; 1972)
Rose Marie, by Rudolf Friml (Operetta; 1924)
The Shape of Things to Come, by H.G. Wells (Novel; 1933)
The Spy Who Came In from the Cold, by John le Carré (Novel; 1963)
Tales of the Wizard of Oz (Animated TV Series; 1961)
The Third Man (Film; 1949)
Three Is a Magic Number (Multiplication Rock; Schoolhouse Rock; 1971) ]1st Version]
The Zero Theorem (Film; 2013)
Todayâs Name Days
Ingrid, René, Salomon (Austria)
Ingrid, Just, Kalista, Mladen, Ostoja, Oton, Prosper, ViĆĄnja (Croatia)
Adéla, Patricie (Czech Republic)
Elisa, Maria (Denmark)
Maive, Maivi, Taive, Taivi (Estonia)
Justus, Kukka-Maaria, Maaria, Maija, Maiju, Maikki, Mari, Maria, Marika, Meeri, Riia, Sini, Sinikka (Finland)
Ingrid, Martinien (France)
Franz, Ingrid, René, Salomon (Germany)
Mamas (Greece)
Dorina, OttĂł, Rebeka (Hungary)
Bernardino, Elpidio, Maria (Italy)
Dauma, Elīza, Elīze, Ilvars, Lauma, Lizete, Vineta, Zete (Latvia)
GantautÄ, Ingrida, Jotvingas, Marijonas, Protenis, Steponas, VilgaudÄ (Lithuania)
Kjartan, Kjellfrid, Lisa, Lise, Liss (Norway)
Absalon, Bohdan, Czech, Czechasz, CzechoĆ, CzesĆaw, DersĆaw, Dionizy, Eliza, Henryk, Julian, Stefan, Tobiasz, Wilhelm, WitomysĆ (Poland)
Mamant (Romania)
Berta, Linda (Slovakia)
AntolĂn, BartolomĂ©, Bernardino, Ăngrid, Marcia, Raquel, Urbano, Vidal (Spain)
Justina, Justus, Rosa, Rosita (Sweden)
Brock, Brook, Brooke, Brooklyn, Brooklynn, Brooks, Cassidy, Cassie, Castor, Kassidy, Kassie (USA)
Today is AlsoâŠ
Day of Year: Day 246 of 2024; 120 days remaining in the year
ISO: Day 1 of Week 36 of 2024
Celtic Tree Calendar: Muin (Vine) [Day 3 of 28]
Chinese: Month 7 (Ren-Shen), Day 30 (Ji-Si)
Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]
Hebrew: 29 Av 5784
Islamic: 27 Safar 1446
J Cal: 6 Gold; Sixday [6 of 30]
Julian: 20 August 2024
Moon: 0%: New Moon
Positivist: 22 Gutenberg (9th Month) [Bernard de Palissy]
Runic Half Month: Rad (Motion) [Day 11 of 15]
Season: Summer (Day 75 of 94)
Week: 1st Full Week of September
Zodiac: Virgo (Day 12 of 32)
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Yep. The same people will think a husky living in the texan suburbs left alone for 6 hours a day is living the dream life while denouncing working sled dogs as abused and neglected.
Ffs these people are so alienated from working DOGS that they see a lean one and immediately yell neglect just because it isn't obese. That's how disconnected they are from working animals.
There will always be bad people who work their animals to the point of abuse, or exploit them purely for profit in inhumane conditions (there are horror stories of tourist dogsledding companies, and of course the gambling empire built around horseracing where the animals are viewed as nonliving assets), but working animals actually enjoy working! It's what they were bred for, we selected those traits, and soo many pets go stir crazy when denied fulfillment of said instincts. But imo the first world has internalized the concept of work as miserable drudgery thanks to capitalism, and I think we project those feelings onto the animals we keep. that they must love this easy life in our living rooms and would actually find misery in work.
There's been studies measuring blood cortisol levels in horses before and after working and guess what, when done correctly they aren't distressed by pulling carriages, even in NYC!!
At worst this attitude can be downright harmful to vulnerable populations. For example, animal rights groups successfully petitioned to have horse carts banned from cities under the banner of welfare.
But these animal drawn carts are vital to Palestinians who have EXTREMELY restricted access to cars and certain roads by the apartheid government. This guise of humane animal rights can so often be weaponized against minorities. From the demeaning paternalistic attitude that these folk must not know what's best for them to actively sabotaging their culture by uprooting and destabilizing their way of life in an effort to assimilate them.
These people who say "just left machines do it" think it is by default the more humane option. Would you also goad on the systemic culling of Inuit sled dogs and replacement with snowmobiles that was pushed by the Canadian government in the mid 20th century? Do we really need more gas guzzling machines to replace something an animal can do better and also brings a sense of cultural fulfillment and connection to the world around us?
I'm sick of leftists who haven't left sheltered urban or suburban areas speaking on animal welfare and the relationships humans have with their animals when it's anything beyond a pet cat or dog. Wtf constitutes a useless animal!?? Shouldn't you be in Yellowstone larping as a Disney princess and harassing the bison? They are so disconnected from the rich history and culture humans share with our domestic animals.
I understand the stereotype of rich horse people but it's kind of gotten insane that anyone with a horse is now automatically seen as a landed gentry bourgeois so much so that people are straight up calling horses bourgeois creatures and calling for their ABOLISHMENT and even extinction like wtf is wrong with you. Don't let the era of the automobile erase the horses history as a beast of burden for the working class and farmers. Horses belong to the proletariat just as much if not more than the role of rich person's plaything.
#sorry this kind of veered off topic lol#im so mad at these people#go back to twitter and retweeting big floppa
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Saskatoon happenings: Catch the buzz on upcoming events
Get ready to immerse yourself in the vibrant and lively atmosphere of Saskatoon, a city brimming with excitement and a thriving event scene. From captivating cultural festivals to thrilling sports competitions and everything in between, Saskatoon offers an array of upcoming events that will captivate and inspire. Whether youâre a resident or a visitor, this guide will serve as your go-to resource to stay up-to-date on the upcoming events in Saskatoon.
Upcoming events in Saskatoon
1. Motherâs day brunch Indulge your Mom, Grandma, Sister, Mums-to-be, and the entire family in a stylish celebration of Motherâs Day at Champetre County on May 14 at 11 a.m. Experience the joy of a delightful Motherâs Day Brunch crafted to perfection. The Champetre Saloon will be transformed into a haven of delectable treats from 11 a.m. to 2:00 p.m.
Make the day even more enchanting for your Mom with a memorable horse-drawn hay ride, allowing her to bask in the beauty of the surroundings. The little ones (and the young at heart) will be thrilled by the Cuddly Animals Barn, the warmth of a crackling campfire, and the adventure of the Lost Corral Maze.
2. Local pub night Join us for an unforgettable evening of open mic performances and fantastic drink specials. Indulge in mouthwatering food from our carefully crafted menu, prepared in our upgraded kitchen. Experience extraordinary entertainment, delectable food, and memorable moments at Champetre Countyâs Pub Night! Please bring your friends and join us for a delightful evening.
3. Burger night at Champetre county Champetre County is the perfect place for farmers to enjoy a delicious burger night during the busy season. Whether youâre on the go or have time to stay and enjoy the attractions, takeout is available for your convenience. Our burgers are crafted from locally sourced all-beef, with 3 oz options for kids and 5 oz for adults. Personalize your burger with a range of delicious toppings and condiments. Indulge in our famous bean and coleslaw sides alongside your custom creation. Enjoy exciting activities such as the Lost Corral Maze, animal barn, and campfire while youâre here.
4. Mother-daughter princess party Join the upcoming event in Saskatoon, the mother-daughter princess party at Champetre County, on May 28. Step into a world of enchantment and join us for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to meet the beloved Disney Princesses!
5. Steak PitchFork Fondue June 2023 & August Join us for an unforgettable evening of warmth, laughter, and mouthwatering delights as we proudly present our outstanding Steak Pitchfork Fondue experience. Indulge in the succulent flavours of our 8oz Baseball sirloin fried steak, lovingly prepared to perfection. And for those seeking a gentler adventure, our cuddly animal barn awaits, offering a delightful encounter with adorable creatures. In this much-anticipated event, back by popular demand, reconnect with your loved ones, friends, and colleagues.
6. Fatherâs day lunch Celebrate Fatherâs Day at Champetre County with locally sourced bison burgers and poutine. Treat your dad to a mouthwatering lunch with delicious flavours and unforgettable memories. Enjoy the perfect combination of juicy bison burgers and classic Canadian poutine, creating a memorable experience for Fatherâs Day.
7. Barn dance Brandon Lorenzo: Get ready for an unforgettable night of country music and good old-fashioned fun at the upcoming Barn Dance featuring Brandon Lorenzo. Hailing from the vibrant town of Airdrie, Alberta, Brandon Lorenzo is set to captivate the audience as he takes the stage as the opening act for the acclaimed Brett Kissel. This highly-anticipated event is scheduled for June 2023.
Cordie Prevost: Join us on August 26 for a memorable evening filled with country charm at the Barn Dance featuring the incredible talent of Codie Prevost.
Bottom line In conclusion, Saskatoon is buzzing with a diverse range of upcoming events that cater to various interests and tastes. Whether a resident or a visitor, Saskatoonâs event scene offers something for everyone, ensuring you can immerse yourself in the vibrant atmosphere and create lasting memories. So mark your calendars and get ready to catch the buzz on these exciting upcoming events in Saskatoon.
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So one way or another I ended up having a conversation with my sister in which it was pointed out that Belle and Mulan have quite a few similarities in their story despite occupying different roles in different kinds of stories.
Both, on some level, are odd people who donât fit in with the space they occupy at the beginning. The main difference being that for Belle, this manifests as a restlessness with the town sheâs living in and a desire to go elsewhere, and for Mulan, this manifests as general discomfort with herself and her position in her family.
The catalyst for both of them is that their father is in some kind of danger, and they do something to switch places with them. Belle makes a deal with the Beast to stay in the castle, and Mulan disguises herself as a man and takes her fatherâs place in the army.
Both of them ultimately find a place of belonging in their new environment, with Mulan becoming a war hero and getting new guy friends, and Belle fitting in at the castle far better than she ever did in her hometown.
But where their roles differ is that Mulan is the protagonist of what is arguably a coming-of-age story, as she grows into her own identity and finds her place in her social structure. Shan-Yu and the Huns may be the villains who are actively providing a threat and creating the situation in which she acts, and there are social structures in place which push against her, but the argument could be made that Mulanâs ultimate opponent is her own self-doubt. She repeatedly has to make the choice between her belief that she is worthless, and her desire to do the right thing, and because of this, we see her coming into her own over the course of the story, suffering setbacks, and then making the choice to alter her course and push on.
Belle, on the other hand, is an antagonist of a romance or a story about forgiveness. I say Belle is the antagonist not in a sense of being villainous or doing bad things, but in that she is the one who forces the change in the protagonist through opposing them. The Beast is the one who is changed by the narrative, and while he has to take an active role in changing himself, at least some of that is set up by Belleâs refusal to put up with his negative behaviors, particularly if they pose a danger to herself. Belle doesnât really change all that much over the course of the narrative because her main problem was related to her environment.
And then, of course, thereâs the romance aspect. For Mulan, the guy is just kind of an added bonus at the end. While she definitely checks him out during the beginning of the training montage, winding up with Li Shang is never her goal and is never presented as such. The implications of a relationship between them donât really start until he visits her home in the final five minutes of the movie, and they seemingly begin exploring the possibility with her inviting him to stay for dinner. Again, this is not to say that the attraction isnât there. She seems to find him attractive and there are implications that he is potentially attracted to her in both male and female form. But that attraction is not the focus of the movie, which, if it is a coming-of-age story for her, is to be expected. Relationships are a possible aspect of a coming-of-age story, not the entirety of it.Â
Beauty and the Beast, on the other hand, is a romance story, with themes of forgiveness and self-improvement. The Beast becoming a better person, and he and Belle falling in love with each other is a major focus of the plot, since itâs kind of necessary for him to regain physical humanity. Though interestingly, the physical attraction may not be there as much in this case, at least from Belleâs end. In her video essay on Beauty and the Beast and Stockholm Syndrome, Lindsay Ellis notes that their relationship is sexless even for a Disney movie. I could get into headcanons about asexual demiromantic Belle, but part of this is also probably a byproduct of the story being about self-improvement and loving the person for who they are, not for who they appear to be. The attraction aspect takes a backseat to the self-improvement aspect. It is very definitely a romance, but one that is more relationship-focused than attraction-focused. (Which isnât to say that the relationship in Mulan is all about physical attraction, because theyâre definitely interested in who the other is as a person, just that the attraction part is a bit more apparent there.)
Essentially, in Mulan, the relationship is a byproduct of the story, while in Beauty and the Beast, itâs given more focus. In Beauty and the Beast, the theme of finding a place of belonging is more of a byproduct, while in Mulan, itâs a more apparent focus throughout. These are two characters who, despite similar goals and similar catalysts, end up on different journeys to achieve their best endings.
Which, admittedly, is probably not the conversation we were originally planning to have when my sister originally asked what I was watching.
#mulan and belle are two of my favorite disney heroines#it's also interesting that in the original movies at least we last see mulan at the beginning of a developing relationship#and we see belle kind of in the middle of a developed relationship#but i wasn't entirely sure how to work that into the discussion#it was just kind of an interesting sidenote#belle#mulan#beauty and the beast 1991#rin overanalyzes stuff#character analysis#relationship analysis#which yes they probably didn't want to imply she was sexually attracted to a lion-bison-wolf man because moral guardians#and probably part of it was also wanting to emphasis her intelligence without slipping into 'i'm not like other girls' stereotypes#but the subtext is there so i'll take it and run#disney#disney princesses#even though mulan is neither a princess nor marries a prince#but whatever she's in the marketing#and i want her to get attention so...#rin rambles
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State headcanons round 2!
random energy go!
- Minnesota, Mr. Land-of-a-Thousand-Lakes, is freckled all over. One freckle for each lake!
-Hawaiâi does not mind pinapple on pizza. She does, however, mind that style being called âHawaiian Pizzaâ. Pineapples are not indigenous to Hawaiâi, and the style of putting it on pizza came from a Greek-Canadian. Do not bring the topic up around her, you WILL be humiliated.Â
-Maine and Maryland enjoy having lunch together and tend to swap seafood recipies. Sometimes they invite Louisiana, but only when the feel like letting things go a little wild.Â
-Illinois is missing a pinky from when he worked in Chicago in the meatpacking industry in the 1890âČs.Â
-Texasâ house (when not at the statehouse) is massive -- basically a mcmansion ranch decked out in just about every Texas thing you could imagine. But if you look in the smallest guest bathroom, youâll see a noticably different decor -- bats. The animal. Pictures of them from floor to ceiling. This is Austinâs doing. (Heâs got the bats that roost under the bridge and is home to Batcon International. Heâs obsessed with them.) It drives Texas crazy, but the agreement was either that or a pride flag, and heâd rather burn brisket than do that.
-Arizonaâs sleep cycle is wack. Aside from being one of the few states that doesnât accept daylight savings time, he takes big siestas from 1-5pm to avoid the hottest times of the day. This infuriates everyone.Â
-Nebraska and Iowa are buds with a rivalry that only they understand. Currently they are fighting about irrigation. Iowa has the upper hand because he has rain-fed corn while Nebraska has to use the Ogallala aquifer, which he mostly drained up.Â
-California might be bi, but he believes himself to be an ally first and foremost. Thereâs nothing wrong with other people being gay.Â
-Florida, New Mexico, and Puerto Rico speak Spanish the most fluently, but other states can speak it too! California and New York can hold conversations, Arizona and Colorado can understand when youâre talking shit about them, and Texas can speak it quite well, but with a god-awful accent.Â
-Wyoming is somehow allowed to go into the off-limits-for-people section of Yellowstone. He spends his time in there petting bison like a disney princess.
-As a joke, the some northern states tried to convince the southern states that an ice scraper for your car was a sex toy. It worked. Alabama especially made a fool of himself trying to ban it.
-Nevada can do makeup, and do it well.
-The Gov feels... off... to the other states because he doesnât represent a certain group of people or a certain area. At least the not-states like DC and Puerto Rico feel a sense of possesion and belonging among their people and land. Theyâre fine. The Gov is just an idea of organization and order. To the states, he feels like if someone didnât have a shadow. Creepy.Â
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