#bisexual lucifer was so hot

[ileftherbackhome]

i need more lucifer (abc) blogs to follow i miss that show so much 😢

[imnotabitchyperson]

GUYS, IM GONNA THROW UP

[anonymouscheeses]

Even more and more of obvious shit I point out because I want an excuse to rant while not interacting with actual people in real life who also like this show because I'm masking 😍💜💜

BARELY STARTED AND BRO. YOU JUST LET HER DO THAT TO YOU, ME PERSONALLY-

HE'S PETTING KEE-KEE I LOVE HIM SMM

HER HOOVES. I LOVE IT. NOT LIKE THAT, IM JUST A FURRY-

*grabs pen*

ANGRY CHARLIE FOR THE WIN. I LOVE WHEN THE HAPPY CHARACTER GETS ANGSTY (Cough. Luz. Cough).

The people writing fanfics where she gets FURIOUS. Omg. That was something I read. I LOVE MY FELLOW FANFIC WRITERS BUT OH MY- YALL REALLY HAD CHARLIE M A D.

"Uh-"

I love his reaction lmao look at his goofy face.

HER BOW BECAME HORNS (my "redesign" is now 100% worse)

SAD VAGGIE. THE BOW. DROOPY.

Oh and the angel dust fellow back there 🤯

I LOVE ROSIE SO MUCH HUH

Tall.

No explanation needed. <3

PLEASE HELP???

CUTIE PATOOTIE. I LOVE HER SM UGGHHH

CHARLIE HATES OLD PEOPLE COMFIRMED YAY 😍😍💅💅

Hot

That's it.

IN SYNC. I LOVE THIS SONG AND THE ENTIRE SCENE. WHY IS IT RANKED SO LOW WITH SOME OF YALL?? Okay well-

I thought this song was gonna be a Charlie and Vaggie duet- tbh I still preferred that BUT I LOVE CARMILLA SO I KINDA DONT CARE.

BUT I WAS ROBBED OF AN ACTUAL FULL CHAGGIE DUET (REPRISE DOESNT COUNT) IF H*SKERDUST GETS A FULL ONE WHY CAN'T CHAGGIE? *SOB* uhh anyway-

Is that. Like. How she thinks actually 😰

I know there's been a lot of the lack of Vaggie's self-worth, which I wish was explored into more. I just think the Vaggie(3rd) episode just wasn't needed at all if it didn't even have an impact. Don't get me started on that episode, it was rushed, too early to have character arcs already, and overall not needed or even should have existed periodt.

I hope they explore it next season because GOD this woman needs TO LOVE HERSELF. OR ATLEAST CARE ABOUT HERSELF LIKE????

SWEET MAMA PLEASE. TAKE ME IN YOUR WINGS AAAAAAAAA

Charlie, sharing is caring <3

Out of all the people I thought Charlie would vent to I didn't think it would be ROSIE. It's a nice surprise tho I love her <3

bisexuality.

That's it.

HE'S DANCING. ALASTOR IS DANCING. THEY ARE SLAYING BESTIES. THE MAN IS DANCING. HELP.

Season 2 is going to be Charlie in her villain era and Alastor's reputation era 😍

I LOVE VAGGIE'S FACE. PRECIOUS BABY UGHH... THEN THE WINGS REPLACE THE BOW AND DROOP UGGHH I HOPE IN SEASON 2 WE SEE MORE OF HER WINGS. OR CUT HER HAIR SHORT SO WE CAN HAVE IT ALL THE TIME. Also so Husk and Vaggie can bond over both having wings. Sorry I love their potential friendship so much. AND LUCIFER AND VAGGIE TOO!! BOTH BEING FALLEN ANGELS OMG. UGH THE POTENTIAL OF VAGGIE'S RELATIONSHIPS WITH NOT JUST CHARLIE ARE SO GOOD AND I HAVE BEEN ROBBED OF SEEING HER AS AN ACTUALLY MORE FLESHED OUT CHARACTER. I AM SCREAMING AAAAAAAA.

I can't say how much I love them. It's too much. I cant- yay the teaser image before the show came out <3 they are so fucking adorable. UGH SOME1 END ME

Charlie loves the wings hehehe. Vaggie looks nervous about it. It's probably a reminder to her about when she used to be an exterminator. The healing from everything will take a long time but hopefully Charlie will be there for her the entire time. And vice versa

Ayo- 😰

CHARLIE. T H E PRECIOUS BABY.

Uh next one tomorrow cuz yeah 🤯

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

ROUND 3 MATCH 32

Mammon propaganda:

“He was done dirty in the first round, I hope he wins this time because he deserves it 

First of all, he hates you at the start but then he starts to like you but he exclaimed his hate too much at the start so he can't admit it 

Everyone knows that he likes MC, even his little D (who are demons familiars) thinks that they should date 

He is a classic tsundere but doesn't actually hurt you like other tsunderes but he is so bad at hiding his feelings that everyone is just ignores it 

He is the avatar of greed, meaning he is clingy which may be a turn away for some people but he cares for you so so much 

He has never turned into his demon form to hurt you (Asmo hasn't but he has tried to seduce you with his power)

Don't get me started on his story cards, he literally is so cute

He wants to be a mentor to Luke, like Lucifer was to him, he is only mean to Luke because he wants Luke to learn about how life isn't all sunshine and rainbows

He is also so hot, he is a bisexual panic 

He is bullied by his brothers but he cares for them so so much despite their bullying

I am so in love with him and have written so many fics about him 

Anyway, I'm going to stop here because otherwise I'll be here all day”

“First friend, first pact, practically the MC's first everything, he is a major Tsundere, he holds my heart hostage, I just want to smooch him, he and MC share a room, he is such a cute little bab, he does bully Luke (a child) but it's revealed that he just wants to show Luke that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows and want help him figure things out

He is the cutest little guy, he cares for his brother 

His sin is greed so he does steal things from people but since lesson 1 he hasn't stolen anything from MC 

He wrote a song to propose 

Sure he is clingy but in a good way

He is so cute 

He adopted a child, which he had to leave in the care of witches and willingly let's the witches extort him 

There is so much that I can say about him but 1. Spoilers and 2. I don't think you want to read that much”

“OKAY SO. OH MY GOD. 

First person we're able to properly romance in game. AND FOR GOOD REASON. He's had MCs back from the beginning, hes the one real one in the game. He's always trying to protect us and its so nice. Puppy boy. He's so me as well??? Like he's such a doting boyfriend it's literally so cute. When MC had to go back up to Earth, he kept breaking the rotating schedule in order to call us more. He always gets MC gifts (avatar of greed love language being gift giving im gonna collapse) and he just drops the most romantic lines out of nowhere??? Like sir are you trying to give me a heart attack. He's the secretly traumatized comic relief. He has ADHD. He's canonically queer (MC doesnt have a set gender). He even likes Head pats. Vote Mammon.”

“HE'S SO PATHETIC AND CRINGEFAIL. I LOVE HIM”

Jaehee propaganda:

“only female love interest in MM, not included in the first round for SOME REASON, you literally go off and live your coffee shop au with her at the end of her route.”

“My lesbian wife. Open a bakery with her after convincing her that she doesn't have to give up her happiness to make money. She can pursue her passions. Also her backstory is so sad and I just wanna hug and kiss her and throw hands at her "family" for making her feel like she does. Also the Valentine's dlc, you get locked in the back of the bakery with her and... Yeah that's my wife. I love her dearly. Also can we just acknowledge that she's like the only path that involves almost none of the dramatic death defying nonsense. You're just gay and in love and it's beautiful”

[akuzondotcom]

Obey me sexuality/gender hcs:

Note: Any poly HCs are usually bc the character has explicitly expressed poly interests in game. Despite being poly myself I tend to only see characters as poly if I have poly ships with them or if they are canonically poly. So don’t get mad I called your fav poly bc they probably canonically are at least a lil bit.

Also AMAC/AFAC is their assigned gender at Creation. Since they weren’t born it felt weird using AGAB language.

Lucifer: Cis-Man, He/Him. Bi No-lean.

Mammon: Cis He/Him. Bi Femme-lean.

Leviathan: Intersex and Genderfluid, any pronouns but primarily uses he/they. Pan.

Satan: Cis He/Him (always capitalised to rival god /j). DemiRo/Sexual. Open Polyamorous.

Asmo: AMAC Agender (He/she/they) Bi, open polyamorous. Also a shapeshifter who’s gender expression and appearance changes depending on their mood. Some days they’ll be a hot guy, others a beautiful girl, or a handsome girl, or a pretty boy, all depends on their vibe.

Beelzebub: Cis Man He/him. Pan, closed polyamorous.

Belphagor: AMAC Demiboy (he/they/it). Asexual PanRo no-lean. Closed Polyamorous.

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Diavolo: Cis Man, He/Him. Pan. Though he enjoys expressing his gender in primarily Masc ways, he’s not against letting people do his makeup or him wearing dresses. In fact he’s super confident in his masculinity to express himself however he pleases.

Barbatos: Cis Man, doesn’t mind any pronouns but prefers he/him. Bisexual. Canonically an ex-dragqueen/dame too which not enough people bring up.

Mephistopheles: Cis Man He/him. Bi-curious Masc-Lean, thought he was gay till MC showed up (my MC is Any Gender so yeah. If your MC is a guy then he’s probs still confused lmao).

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Thirteen: AMAC Trans-Femme Nonbinary (she/they/it), Bisexual (bc she has bisexual hair)

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Simeon: Cis Man (He/Him) Bisexual Masc-Lean.

Luke: AFAC Trans boy (He/Him) unlabelled/questioning. (Bc we need to normalise kids being trans/queer in general)

Raphael: AMAC Agender (he/they) Asexual DemiRo.

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Solomon: Cis (He/Him) Bi. Closed Polyamorous (obviously- fucker has 700 wives in the bible so like… yeah. Feels bizarre to imagine any character based on Solomon being entirely Monogamous. Probs the only character I HC as poly without any canon implications of such.)

[prentissluvr]

thinking about later seasons transfem sam my beloved <3

tw: mentions of rape, being misgendered, and hating oneself

she’s so stoic and quiet and her face always looks tired. but she takes charge and does what she can and loves jack so much. she knows that kelly will always be his mother, but she is his mother too.

jack is very confused the first time that sam is misgendered in front of him. "sam is a girl," he says, matter of fact. sam can't afford to tear up. she explains it to jack when they get home and he thinks of her no differently. just that she is even stronger than he thought.

mary finds out she has a daughter. mary loves her. mary sees herself in sam. mary trims the dead ends of her hair, but doesn’t chop it short like she did with her own hair. sam's hair gets longer and a little curly when it rains or she doesn't brush it after a shower. always, mary sees herself in sam. a tired, guilty mother. a tired, guilty woman.

she stutters more than she used to, and she tries not to feel insecure about it. she doesn't notice it most of the time when she does stutter, though, because she's too stressed and tired to worry about something so small. her boobs are bigger these days, and she loves it, but her shoulders are forever too broad. she's a little bit more okay with that than she used to. maybe they have to be that way so she can carry the weight of many worlds on them.

she can never ever let on that lucifer raped her in the cage. she does not have sex.

she loves eileen from afar for a long time. but she trusts her innately. sam appreciates her more than she could say for her blatant and unabashed bisexuality. eileen makes her feel safe and seen in almost all of the ways. they have an understanding of each other that they have with maybe no one else.

she feels seen by charlie and rowena, at least a little bit. her and charlie talk about being lesbian, and charlie is one of sam's greatest supporters. she was sure that they'd finally make it to the dress shopping hang out that they'd been planning for years once they got the mark of cain off of dean. she dies and so does so much of sam's hope for the little joys. doing makeup together in her room in the bunker, talking about their favorite hot lord of the rings girls, the characters in books they like that they headcanon as queer. in the combined pool of pure and genuine and full love for sam in the world, charlie was responsible for most of it at the time. that love doesn't truly die, but sam is still less actively loved for who she is without charlie.

rowena trusts sam the most for many more reasons than the fact that she's a woman. she used to say things like "us women have to stick together, sam," to manipulate her. now she says it with heart. she calls sam beautiful when she flirts with her. she calls them a pair of "stunning, powerful women." she affirms her very often, just because that's how she talks.

and rowena is quiet about her bisexuality. she isn't insecure or worried, but the casual and unobvious way that she treats it is nice for sam. they rarely talk about that sort of thing, but sam is the first person out of this group of people that she offhandedly mentions it to. this is not an accident. she offers her spells that boost estrogen safely, quickly, and easily. rowena starts learning about and exploring the potential role of magic in transitioning.

the first person to love her unabashed and for who she is, with no reservations and nothing tainting anything, was jess. everything is so different now. sam is a grown woman. she's in her thirties. she's essentially a mother. everything is so much worse. somethings are better, easier. she has people that love her and care about her. she will never forget jess and what she did for her. because jess loved her, she let ruby love her, she let charlie love her, she let rowena love her, she let eileen love her, she let her mother love her. she hates herself a lot. she doesn't always hate her body. she actually feels good in her skin sometimes. she feels horrible in her skin sometimes.

she is trapped in a cycle of guilt and weariness and grief. at least she still knows how to smile sometimes. she is trapped.

[laz-kay]

Mr Sir Pentious headcanons no one asked for:

AUDHD icon.

TransMasc

Has like 30+ outfits for different occasions. A lot of hats are involved.

Wears reading glasses.

Theatre kid. Cried listening to the Wicked soundtrack. Recreates plays with Charlie.

Knows all the words to Waterloo by ABBA.

The kind of bisexual that finds every man hot but is in love with one singular woman.

Love language is gift giving. Would absolutely make you little gadgets and trinkets to show his affection.

Will throw Victorian colloquialisms into conversation without realising, but will knowingly call you a "wanker".

Reads his Egg Bois a bedtime story every night without fail.

Knits.

Actual genius. Could've cured fatal diseases but liked bombs and warships better.

Was either sent to hell for something so lame (like kissing a boy) or was an actual war criminal. No in-between.

Oldest character (bar Lucifer and Charlie) but has severe "little brother" energy.

Loved to dance when he was alive and is highkey jealous of his friends who have legs.

Writes poetry.

Has really obscure talents he's picked up over the 100+ years he's been dead for.

Babysits Fat Nuggets for Angel when he's working.

Was married and had kids when he was alive.

[rius-cave]

imagine a scenario like- ( lilith secretly invades adam’s bedroom to see if she could find something interesting. after some looking, she finds adam’s laptop, she tries to log in but it needs a password, and she’s like )

lilith: “shit, password? okay lilith, it’s adam, he’s quite the predictable one… hmm… oh! I know!”

( she types bigboobs69 and it works, it working makes lilith let out a maleficent giggle, as she looks through the archives, she founds a paste named “some hot artworks of mine” and opens it, looking at the arts on it, her jaw drops to the ground, because of all the nsfw arts of women on it, but also because adam is actually quite good at art. \\I like the hc of adam knowing how to draw because idk, it just sounds fun// she would put the notebook aside and walk towards the door, to leave? nah, she locks it and goes back to view the hot ladies cuz y’know, bisexual lilith goes brrr. after eating some arts, she finds another paste named “sexy luci shit” and she’s like )

lilith: “wait… luci as for lucifer?”

( she opens the paste to find some arts of her ex-husband, some only of him being the slutty slut that he is and some of him being pounded by adam, lilith is both stunned and amused by it, after some digging into the arts she finally closes the laptop, leaves it on top of adams bed and flees the crime scene )

I was not expecting this to be so hecking long but it was so fun to write, maybe I’ll make an account on ao3 just to write more but I’m too lazy to do that, also, this all happens while adam is still an angel

AAAHHH WHAT DECIMATED ME HERE WAS THAT ADAM IS STILL AN ANGEL AHAHAHA

So Adam is pining for Luci EVEN BEFORE falling, and as an angel???? that's gold.

Adam being able to draw is cute! I think he is probably a doodler. He was literally doodling shit in the paper he gave to Charlie during the trial, so he's definitely the type to doodle all over stuff when he's bored. Maybe after literal centuries he'd actually be quite good at it!

[musclesandhammering]

Spn Opinions That’ll Have Me Burned at the Stake Pt. 2: Electric Boogaloo

I’m back and bitchier than ever. For reference, here’s part 1.

• Season 5 wasn’t that great.

• D*stiel isn’t real, it’s a sucky ship, and that confession scene was just the writers pandering to the rabid deancas fans cause they knew they were the only ones still watching the show lol. And they left it ambiguous enough that they could still say it was meant platonically if they needed to.

• I hate how they watered down both angels and demons post-season 5ish.

• I liked Ruby 1.0 better than Ruby 2.0.

• I hate Honey!Cas. They just did that cause they didn’t know where to take his story from there, needed him out of the way, and thought it would be funny. It was insulting.

• Jack should’ve been played by an actual child so everyone’s abuse of him would resonate with the audience for what it was (casual fans are brain dead and need to be spoon fed).

• Victor Henrikson deserved more time on the show.

• I said it in the last post, but Alex is way more interesting than Claire and should’ve been given the lead role in the wayward sisters storyline instead.

• Dean is canonically straight and for Christ sake if you guys wanted bi rep, there’s about a thousand other characters that are strongly coded or implied to be bisexual (including Sam!) but y’all didn’t focus on them because it wasn’t actually about representation, it was about making it more plausible for your dumb fetishised gay ship to actually happen (spoiler: it didn’t).

• Season 3 and Season 6 were some of the best ones, you guys just don’t have any taste.

• Claire is not Castiel’s daughter and saying she is erases Jimmy and insults her, and even Cas himself acknowledged that on the show.

• Castiel is canonically NOT gay and Misha constantly saying he is is annoying and airheaded. He’s been attracted to women IN THE SHOW and he’s not even really male, so calling him a Gay Man is reductive and just plain wrong. Also, it’s veeery sus that- given how bi/pan folks are even more underrepresented than gay people- that one of the rare times where the bi/pan label actually fits a character BETTER in CANON……. the allies and monosexuals adamantly reject it. Hm.

• “Curing” vampires or werewolves or demons shouldn’t have been a thing.

• The Winchesters cause most of the bad shit that happens and then they just force supernatural beings to fix it for them- tell me again how they’re Super Special Heroes.

• It shouldn’t be possible to make angels human by removing their grace, because (unlike demons, werewolves, etc) they were never human to start with. If you drained me of all my blood, I wouldn’t magically transform into another species, I’d fucking die.

• Making Billie go crazy was dumb.

• Rowena was one of the most interesting and charismatic characters on the whole show- they just didn’t know what to do with her character.

• The archangels, Lilith, and Azazel should’ve been the biggest threats on the show. No other knights of hell, no god and his sister, no Cain, nothing like that. Having every villain just get progressively more overpowered made the show unbelievable and repetitive and annoying.

• The kernel sanders king of hell guy was hot.

• Dean is misogynistic as HELL, homophobic, likes racist porn, is a narcissist, pervs on teen girls, & thinks all non-human people should be exterminated… and that is all CANON.

• Most of John Winchester’s abuse is fanon.

• Fans portraying Cas as a smol bby who colours in colouring books and has a bee plushie is so fucking annoying.

• Instead of having so many gigantic cosmic storylines with god and his sister and alternate dimensions and even the angel and demon tablets, they should’ve just scrapped those and made the stein family and the bmol and the alpha vampire storylines way bigger than they were. Less cosmic stuff, more earth-based stuff.

• They ruined Lucifer’s character post-season 5. Before that, he was more sympathetic and reasonable than Michael. After, he was a spoiled child hurting people for fun.

• Everything from season 7 on is garbage. All of it. There’s bits of goodness here and there but overall seasons 7-15 are trash.

• How the fuck are there actual people who are deangirls and hate Sam?? The space where your brain should be is empty, I swear to god.

• If there was gonna be any lgbt rep in the Wayward Sisters group, it should’ve been Jody and Donna instead of Claire and Kaia. Those two were boring as hell and had zero chemistry or build-up, but Jody/Donna had plenty of chemistry and was very believable.

• Meg has the best and most realistic redemption arc of anyone on the show.

• Chuck was not likeable or charismatic enough to carry off as big of a villain arc as they gave him. Also that whole thing was stupid and WAY too Out There.

• All the angels should’ve been aroace. All the demons should’ve been pan.

• I stanned Cole so hard up until he changed his mind about hating Dean. That was disappointing.

• Sam went through the same shitty childhood Dean did (plus Bonus Abuse on top of it) and he didn’t turn out Like That.

• I cannot think of a single person that was asking for a spin-off about the Winchester family, like that has to be the most boring thing.

[specialized-rexan]

SCREENSHOTS I GOT FROM THE JEREMY JORDAN LIVESTREAM YESTERDAY. especially love the comments on his duck drawings. he was very proud of some of them since he needed to practice before the stream. he admits he does not draw much lol

and here's Lucifer's signature that Jeremy came up with: a cursive capital L attached to a pentagram!

the stream was SO FUN and literally only felt like 20 minutes even tho it was almost an hour

at one point he mentioned he's making pancakes with olive oil now since he has high cholesterol, and that he LOVES how the pancakes turned out. someone responded:

(later someone joked he should make pancakes with bacon grease and he almost shouted (not angrily) "DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE? I JUST SAID I HAVE HIGH CHOLESTEROL. I just said. I had high cholesterol. Are you TRYING. To kill me."

anyway back to screenshots lol)

"Take that, depression!" was a popular quote to write on prints, and he said he hoped we're not depressed and it was very sweet

some more quotes written during the stream and other notes:

"I'm gonna be signing these prints of my boy Lucifer, the short king of Hell"

he drank both a cold smoothie and hot tea during the stream. "Doesn't make any goddamn sense, but here we go."

"It's never too late to fuck up--too late to fuck shit up" (a legitimate accidental stammer. but still perfect in its own way)

"Every time I hear the name 'Shay' I think of my daughter's friend at school. My daughter's obsessed with a friend named Shay. 'S all she talks about. 'Shay Shay Shay Shay Shay Shay.' Shay and Madeline. It's like 'You can be your own person. Clara. You are your own HUMAN.' …HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATHERINE."

hopes to go to some conventions for Hazbin Hotel. more likely to go to cons in New York, New Jersey (where he lives), or Philly area

"He's just a li'l cutie. :3 Is he really da bosh? :3" (wondering if Lucifer really is the Big Boss of Hell Himself or if it's just more of a title)

"Hope you're not depressed"

" 'Write something Lucifer would say to cheer someone up.' And I think Lucifer would think that… 'SINGING MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!' At least when it comes to rebuilding your relationship with your daughter."

"Guess what's in my smoothie. There are six ingredients. Go."

"…said draw a little duck, so I drew the smallest duck I could. (holds print up to camera then says in small high-pitched voice:) It's a little duck!"

MORE QUOTES UNDER THE CUT. THIS POST IS GETTING LONG ASFQJSKSKSKKS

_____

about his smoothie again: "Obviously, I just went to the gym. So I gotta have some kinda supplement in there. ... WHAT'S THE BASE, Y'ALL? YOU GOTTA HAVE A BASE." (someone could use that audio and give a character a bass guitar lol)

(still about people guessing smoothie ingredients:) "WATER? Why would I put water in my smoothie. (mutters:) Water is for losers. ... Kale! -grins and points at camera- That's it! You win. That's my smoothie."

his smoothie was blueberries, bananas, strawberries, protein powder, almond milk, kale

"…with a hUUGE shmiley faysh! :3" (about a little " =) " smile he wrote with an autograph)

"THAT DUCK IS CUTE!"

"We love, we stan Lilith"

AGGRESSIVELY, ABOUT A JOKE HE MADE: "GET IT?"

Some fatherly advice from Lucifer: "Don't fuck up your lives like I did 😎"

HE SANG THE START OF HELL'S GREATEST DAD AND WANTS A MIMZY-LESS VERSION THAT ACTUALLY HAS AN ENDING QSJFKSKKSKS

he's only seen Hazbin Hotel once, and he had "~champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to staaart~" going through his head for the two+ years between recording his lines and the show airing. he wasn't able to tell anyone it because of non-disclosure stuff, and eventually he even forgot what that song line was from. but it still went through his head

"[Person he was signing an autograph for] is a bi girl [bisexual], and that's pretty baller"

"AN INCREDIBLE DUCK YOU SHALL HAVE"

"Take that depression!! Quack"

"Hold please!" (i just liked imagining Lucifer saying almost any small thing)

Jeremy Jordan says Lucifer is short, and not just that all the other characters are tall (i cannot confirm that that is canon even tho that's what i want LOL) "What gives!? There are short people in this world, and they need some love"

someone asked what he thinks about OC x canon ships. he was confused about what OC means and then when the chat explained, he was confused about how "OC x canon" works. but he figured it out after thinking for a moment. "So basically everybody wants to fuck Lucifer. GOT IT."

"Am I going to Hell for this" (about all the pentagrams he's drawing)

"…so i just did a bunch of stars and hearts around Emery's name 💜"

someone asked about his favorite Hazbin Hotel song, and he answered that season 2 has a rock song he really likes 👀 👀

"(a requested phrase for an autograph:) 'Duck lord loves you no matter what.' ...Don't know what that particularly means but…"

[mallowdarling]

Character introduction: MC Mallow

Template by @TARBLOODY on X

Template by Sabody on DevianArt

Template by bloodied_tiger_lily on Reddit (r/obeyme)

I've been wanting to make an official sprite/reference for her for the longest time now, so it's a relief to get it out of my system -w-

To go along with this I thought it'd be fun to add @fandom-scatteredthoughtsonpaper 's written template because it is really good (go check it out), so here we go...

Personal - Basics

Name: Mallow Hawks

Race: Human

Age: 25 (start of the storyline)

Birthday: May 4th

Height: 180 cm (5'11 ft)

Fingernail polish color: None

Hair color/description: Short, bobbed, merlot red hair.

Personal - In-depth

Gender and Pronouns: Demigirl - She/They

Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Bisexual

Occupation before Devildom life: Early college graduate, freelance artist

Favorite colors: Warms colors

Personality: Reserved, determined, aloof, hardworking, blunt, honest, cocky

MBTI: INFJ

Ennagram: Type 8 (The Challenger)

Zodiac: Taurus

Personal - Other

Likes: Sweets, tragedy novels, Halloween, sparkling water, coffee

Dislikes: Nighttime, avocado, bugs, beaches, and crowds.

Positive traits: Persistent, disciplined, focused and reliable

Negative traits: Prideful, perfectionist, grumpy and impatient

Relationships

Lucifer - Best friends, respects

Mammon - Best friends, crush -> Loves

Leviathan - Close friends

Satan - Close friends, respects

Asmodeus - Best friends

Beelzebub - Close friends, respects

Belphegor - Friends -> Fears -> Tolerates, suspicious -> Friends

Diavolo - Friends, respects

Barbatos - Crush, respects -> Close friends, respects

Simeon - Close friends, respects

Luke - Close friends

Michael - Friends -> Fears, dislikes, suspicious

Solomon - Friends, suspicious, respects

Favorite things about the Devildom

Favorite job: The Royal Library

Favorite place to hang out: The Hell Dome venue

Favorite food: Candy Hearts

Favorite class subject: Devildom history

Favorite Devildom version of something from the human world: Devildom fairytales and literature

Least favorite things about the Devildom

Least favorite job: The Mausoleum

Least favorite place to hang out: The Fall

Least favorite food: Devil Zebra Steak with Death's Door Hot Sauce

Disliked class subject: Seductive speechcraft

Stuff considered negative about the Devildom: How everything and living being can unknowingly curse you in some type of way

For every little person on my phone that took the time to read al that, thank you so much! I appreciate you little person <3

[imnotabitchyperson]

We have tall wife and you dont-

Vaggie and Lucifer

BTW I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO DRAW BODIES SO EXPECT BETTER ART FROM ME 😍😍

[totallynots8tan]

So: Hot Take (warning: spoilers for Lucifer)

I don’t like how they handled Cain/Pierce. There was a whole plot point about “he’s not actually as evil as he’s made out to be”, and the they make him evil!

This is my own opinion, but you wanna know what I would have done (I’m going to write it anyway)?

I would have made a minor romance between Lucifer and Cain/Pierce (with Deckerstar as endgame), and had it be a whole conflict/learning experience for Lucifer when they succeed at killing him. Then, Lucifer and Chloe start trying to get back to where they were, and work through it together.

No Chloe x Pierce, NO Charlotte dying (that one really got me), and we get to explore Lucifer’s bisexuality. Obviously there are some plot holes, but I’m really just spitballing.

[most-datable-datable-bracket]

ROUND 2 MATCH 63

Chloe propaganda:

“main love interest for the playable character (there's another option but he's generally not liked) she's badass, she's supposed to die but the player changes her fate, they were childhood friends but had a fallout but eventually met again, she lost her dad and previous friend/girlfriend (she appears in the prequel and the relationship is dependant on how the player wants it to be) she has blue hair she says the word hella a lot and (spoiler) by the end you either have to sacrifice her or the town it's one of those really depressing games”

“My Gay Awakening <3”

Mammon propaganda:

“He was done dirty in the first round, I hope he wins this time because he deserves it 

First of all, he hates you at the start but then he starts to like you but he exclaimed his hate too much at the start so he can't admit it 

Everyone knows that he likes MC, even his little D (who are demons familiars) thinks that they should date 

He is a classic tsundere but doesn't actually hurt you like other tsunderes but he is so bad at hiding his feelings that everyone is just ignores it 

He is the avatar of greed, meaning he is clingy which may be a turn away for some people but he cares for you so so much 

He has never turned into his demon form to hurt you (Asmo hasn't but he has tried to seduce you with his power)

Don't get me started on his story cards, he literally is so cute

He wants to be a mentor to Luke, like Lucifer was to him, he is only mean to Luke because he wants Luke to learn about how life isn't all sunshine and rainbows

He is also so hot, he is a bisexual panic 

He is bullied by his brothers but he cares for them so so much despite their bullying

I am so in love with him and have written so many fics about him 

Anyway, I'm going to stop here because otherwise I'll be here all day”

[iamdefinitelyreal]

Chronicles of watching Hazbin Hotel with my chaotic bisexual bestie

Ep. 1

When alastor first came on screen, she said "[other best friend who's been simping over Alastor] was right, he is fine!"

"YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS THE PORN STAR?!"

"Wait. Are Vaggie and Charlie...you know...roomates???"

"Why is Doctor Faciller a cat"

"Why is the cat an alcoholic"

"Why is the cat kinda fine"

Ep. 2

"VOX IS HOT"

"OH VOX IS GAY"

"Why is purple guy bald. Vox can do better."

"VELVETTE IS SO FINE"

'NOOOOOO ANGEL BABY YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH"

Ep. 3

"EGGGGGGGSSSS"

*singing along to respectless*

"Velvette's right tho, why does gun mommy not want to fight if she sells guns?"

"Damnnnnnn, gun mommy can sing!"

"Wait, are Zestiel and Carmella married?"

"Is Vaggie Carmella's daughter? It would explain why they're both SO hot."

"SIR PENTIOUS MY LOVE!

Ep. 4

"Why is Angel tied up"

"Damnnnn"

"DAMNNNNN"

"No Charlie don't make it worse"

*started crying so hard during Poison that she needed a hug*

*through tears* "[Angel dust] is trying so hard, he just needs to be loved"

"YES HUSK GET YO MAN"

"THOSE FUCKERS BETTER NOT DRUG OUR ANGEL"

"GO HUSK"

"No baby don't ruin yourself!"

*got teary during Loser Baby*

"Husk is so sweet, he really does love Angel"

"GOD THEY TOTALLY WOULD HAVE KISSED IF THE SHARKS HADN"T INTERUPTED THEM"

Ep. 5

"Fire duck! Fire duck! Fire duck! Fire duck!

"MY GOLDEN BOY HAS DEPRESSION NO"

"OMG VAGGIE AND CHARLIE ARE CANNON??"

"Y'all can't like Lucifer. Lucifer is for the short people. Only I (she's 5"2) and [friend who's 5"3] can like him. You (I'm 5"6), [other best friend who's 5"9], and [friend who's 5"7] can have the tall people, I get Lucifer and Husk."

"HELP HOW DO I CHOOSE BETWEEN ALASTOR AND LUCIFER"

*started sobbing during More Than Anything*

*again through tears* "He loves his daughter so much they are so healthy"

Ep. 6

"Why did they make that Angel a twink"

"CHERRI BOMBBBB"

"IS THAT ANGEL DUST'S SISTER"

"Oh fuck Adam."

"VAGGIE'S AN ANGEL?!?"

"Oml I ship Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious so much"

"Why is Sera kinda fine tho"

"WAIT. HEAVEN DOESN'T KNOW?

"Huskerdust forever omllll"

"FUCK VALENTINO"

"The animation in You Didn't Know is PEAK"

'NO CHARLIE VAGGIE LOVES YOU"

Ep. 7

"CHARLIE AND VAGGIE BETTER BE ENDGAME"

"Alastor is a girl's girl we love him"

"I'm so dissapointed in Alastor."

"CANNIBALS?"

"Why is Rosie such a slay????"

"ACE IN THE HOLE OMG"

"They (Rosie and Alastor) are married for tax benefits"

"GUN MOMMY?"

"GUN MOMMY WITH HER HAIR DOWN?"

"THE SONNNNNGGGG"

"Omg SUSAN?"

"THANK GOD VAGGIE AND CHARLIE ARE STILL IN LOVE"

Ep. 8

"IF ANY OF THEM DIE I AM MURDERING BOTH YOU AND [BEST FRIEND TWO]"

"Huskerdust is love huskerdust is life"

"YES ALASTOR"

"NO ALASTOR"

"GET IT SIR PENTIOUS!

"OH FUCK NOOOOOOO"

"YES LUCIFER!"

"YES VAGGIE!"

"Shit why is Adam kinda fine"

"NIFTYYYYYYYY"

"ANGEL PENTIOUS"

"MOMMY LILLITH"

I'm showing her good omens soon, I'm scared

[askheaven]

ABANDONED, CHECK PINNED POST. ASK (or dare) HEAVEN! (Hazbin Hotel)

rules for asks and dares

absolutely no nsfw. slightly spicy is fine, but nsfw is a no from me! sorry!

no incest. all characters i made are related to eachother, and are Lucifer’s siblings. (except Kirael, Alexandre, and Cas.)

no romantic or spicy requests for Cas. (Cas is a minor!)

CHARACTERS

THE ARCHANGEL SIBLINGS

Name : MICHAEL (He/Him)

Angel Of : Heaven’s Great Captain

Personality : Responsible, Loyal, Wise, Stern, Dutiful, Quiet.

Sexuality : Panromantic Asexual

Birth Order : The First Born (The Second Born is Lucifer)

Name : GABRIEL (Any Pronoun)

Angel Of : Strength and Communication

Personality : Well-mannered, Perfectionistic, Obedient, Workaholic, Careful, Levelheaded.

Sexuality : Bisexual

Birth Order : Third born

Name : RAPHAEL/RAFAEL (He/They)

Angel Of : Healing

Personality : Well-meaning, reserved, caring, self-neglecting, sensitive, overwhelemed.

Sexuality : Pansexual

Birth Order : Fourth Born

Name : ZADKIEL (They/Them)

Angel Of : Mercy

Personality : Loving, Forgiving, Giving, Impersonal, Soft-Spoken, Emotional.

Sexuality : Queer

Birth Order : Ninth Born

Name : JOPHIEL (He/She)

Angel Of : Beauty

Personality : Confident, Detail-Oriented, Free, Easily bored, Impulsive, Slightly Reckless.

Sexuality : Pansexual

Birth Order : Twelfth Born

Name : URIEL (He/They)

Angel Of : Wisdom and Light

Personality : Wise, Quick-witted, Intellectual, Slightly easily frustrated, hates being under pressure and being rushed.

Sexuality : Biromantic Asexual

Birth Order : Fifth Born

Name : AZRAEL (He/Him)

Angel Of : Death

Personality : Cocky, Teasing, Supportive, Irritable, Playful, Funny

Sexuality : Omnisexual (With Preference For Guys)

Birth Order : Seventh Born

Name : SELAPHIEL (They/Them)

Angel Of : Worship

Personality : Calm, Collected, Careful, Organized (hates any clutter), Devoted, Easily worried

Sexuality : Aroace

Birth Order : Eleventh Born

Name : HANIEL (She/They)

Angel Of : Joy and Happiness

Personality : Optimistic, Funny, Quick-witted, emotionally surpressing, careless, impulsive.

Sexuality : Lesbian

Birth Order : Last Born

Name : CHAMUEL (He/She)

Angel Of : Love

Personality : Bubbly, Loving, Supportive, Easily disappointed, Easily scared, and panics the most.

Sexuality : Pansexual

Birth Order : Eighth Born

Name : ARIEL (She/Her)

Angel Of : Nature

Personality : Reserved, Fierce, Strong, Hot-Tempered, Protective, Defensive

Sexuality : Aroace

Birth Order : Sixth Born

Name : RAGUEL (He/They)

Angel Of : Justice

Personality : Practical, Logical, Pragmatic, Judgemental, Perfectionistic, Careful

Sexuality : Bi-curious

Birth Order : Tenth Born

NON-SIBLINGS

Name : KIRAEL (He/Him)

Titles : Throne Angel of Justice and Protection

Personality : Confident, Practical, Clever, Fierce, Easily Angered, Merciless.

Sexuality : Gay

Birth Order : (in his family) First Born Twin

(Will Get A Redraw Soon)

Name : SESIPHIEL (Angel Name), PHIL (Current Name) (He/Him)

Titles : Throne Angel of Justice and Protection (Formerly), Sin Of Blasphemy.

Sexuality : Demisexual

Birth Order : (In His Family) Second Born Twin

(Not The Final Design Yet)

Name : ALEXANDRE (EXA for short) (She/Her)

Titles : Kirael’s Protégé/Second-in-command

Sexuality : Bisexual

Birth Order : Only Child

Died in : 1981

(No Official Design Yet)

Name : CAS (He/Him)

Titles : Uriel’s Protégé

Sexuality : Nope, He’s like 12-13 years old.

Birth Order : (in his own family) Fourth Born

Died in : 2010 (2 months after his own birth, so he basically grew up in heaven)