#birdy babe birdy babe . . . ..

[mrmiserymushroom]

i did this 2 days ago and stolas lament released yesterday. idk how to feel about. this i just want my birdie babe to have at least one happiness frame goddamn :T

[caldella]

Still thinking about how so many "Stolas working for IMP" headcanons included the fact that Stolas' mannerisms might make him better to deal with customers on the phone vs. Loona's gruffer and disinterested personality. But on Stolas' first day he broke down crying, wrote shitty erotica, told the customer to shut the fuck up, had a screaming meltdown, trashed the office, and literally just left.

✨ What a fucking icon. ✨

[m1nsur0]

[ @dunanana ‘s Birdie]

粉红墙上画凤凰，凤凰画在粉红墙。红凤

凰，粉凤凰，红粉凤凰花凤凰。

[elizakai]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REAPER

Scribbled this insanely fast when I realized it was the king’s day!! TUT

(thanks @zucchiyeni for reminding me 😳)

Reaper sans belongs to Renrink

[birdybathory]

Tagged the bathroom with a Moxxie + Millie sticker to remember me by. So long, Lost!! Thanks for all the bar shifts.

[applecherry108]

@objectively-cool I saw your tags but didn’t want to derail the other post—my interpretation of why Andy went after Blitz instead of Stolas is A) it’s much easier to persecute a lower class imp than accuse a fellow goetian of breaking rules (and because such a thing wouldn’t be the same spectacle and would require ACTUAL proof), and B) Andy wanted to hurt Stolas. That’s the entire point of Mastermind imo. Andy and Stella want to hurt Stolas. Yes, they both (Andy especially), want to make a power grab, but that wasn’t the point of the trial. They want to break him. Beat him down and then pluck what they want from his open, defeated hands. Andy didn’t go into the trial expecting Stolas to be stripped of his power, he went into a very public trial to murder Blitz and to hurt Stolas’ feelings. To teach him a “lesson”—that if he doesn’t stay in line, Andy (and the other goetia), can and will take away everything he actually cares about. Because why else would Stella be at the palace? She moved out. She’s been living with Andy. She was at the palace to watch Stolas suffer. Stolas rushing to the trial and taking the blame wasn’t Andy and Stella’s plan, but it certainly worked in their favor.

[jizzlords]

so with Ozzie referring to Stella as Stolas' smokin' wife. Stella for smokin' wife... i mean.. 😏

[grimowled]

Either way, Stolas has a snatched waist and gonna get grabbed(or held tightly) at the beach!

and I'll tell you more ... he'll certainly be disappointed if no one grabs him forcefully by the waist.

[le-trash-prince]

Both of these shows will slap you in the face with whatever the fuck they decide to put onscreen, and they won’t apologize for it. Alpha telekinesis? Golfing so hard you recover from amnesia?

Birdie Wing and Pit Babe are family, to me.

[chaoticpixls]

in the middle of nowhere, situated amid long stretches of parched earth, deep canyons, and a hot, dusty landscape is the town of strangerville, home to a military base, wacky eccentric conspiracy theorists, and a bunch of morons. welcome, folks!

[birdieisnotwriting]

can we PLEASE bring back headphones. why do my roommates always call ppl on speaker with no goddamn headphones. why are they always blasting country music with no goddamn headphones. you can get cheap shitty ones for like ten twenty bucks. do it. use them. remember there are other ppl around you who do not want to be subjected to petty drama and luke combs. bring back headphones

[fancyschmancyopinions]

BELLA RAMSEY at the premiere of “The Last of Us” on January 9th 2023 wearing UNKNOWN

[birdietrait]

i hate having ocd. i have frosty the snowman stuck in my head and i can’t sleep JDKDJJ

[whichwoods]

Do you have any lucemond fics Planned for when LSTS is over or is close to finishing?

oh so many!! for the lsts-verse i'll probably have a compilation of sorts added to the series in a few chapters or so, of deleted scenes and flashbacks that aren't making it in

and maybe i'll actually post some of my luke-gets-warded-to-kings-landing, slowburn/fix it, enemies to childhood friends to lovers au that was being plotted long before lsts ever was, but has so many moving parts i've been hesitant to share lol :,) someday <3

honestly i have so many ideas it'll be hard to pick what to do next, i may start posting snippets here early just so it can all be archived somewhere even if they don't get full fics

[lillylvjy]

i've watched The Help 3 times in the last day and a half

-birdie

I- birdie……

It’s not that good……

[theodosiani]

Absolutely hilariously when it comes to the two milfs on my blog you have Eurydice had sex once and got pregnant and shotgun married before her keeper murdered her boyfriend. On the opposite end of the spectrum there’s Birdie who has fooled around Plenty but hasn’t actually had penetrative sex because that feels like Commitment.