#birdbrainedstuff

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Yet another Nightmare headcanon:

He will occasionally quote memes in front of Cross-- only in front of Cross. This is to give Cross an existential crisis, since he will forever question how much knowledge on memes Nightmare has. He also cannot tell anyone about Nightmare's meme quoting because no one will ever believe him. :)

Nightmare just gets a kick out of the confused negativity from Cross, lol-

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(The pic above is my drawing of Moss Sans, for @swiftmitsu)

Heya! I just wanted to say that I've decided to start posting some art on my side blog, @aw-shizz-here-we-go-again!

Since I'm still getting a feel for it, and because I can only really draw standing busts so far, commissions are currently closed until further notice.

I also don't know if I'll be doing requests either, but I could try lol-

That's all for now, thank you for viewing this!

Guess who got their tablet back, learned how to draw a bust, and got obsessed with Moss Sans!

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS KID RIGHT HERE--

Gift for @swiftmitsu!

I'm not too sure about the shading, but I tried lol-

Here's the original sketch!:

Yeah, I sketched it out on paper before redrawing it on my tablet, lol-

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Nightmare, talking to the Bad Sanses: If the thought of something makes you giggle for longer than fifteen seconds, you are to assume you're not allowed to do it.

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Cross: What does “take out” mean? Horror: Food. Lust: Dating. Dust: Murder. Killer: It can be all three if you’re brave enough!

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Nightmare: Dust, keep an eye on Killer today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Dust: Sure, I'd love to see Killer getting punched. Nightmare: Try again. Dust, sighing: I will try to stop Killer from getting punched.

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Ink: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Lust: *crouches down* Dream: *kneels down* Swap: *sits on the floor* Ink: Ink: I hate all of you.

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Killer: MY CAT IS A VAMPIRE. Cross: How? Killer: OK HEAR ME OUT. Killer, counting off reasons on his fingers: SHE'S MOSTLY ACTIVE AT NIGHT. SHE BITES ANY EXPOSED SKIN, TO THE POINT I HAVE TO TUCK MY FEET UNDER ME. HER EYES ARE YELLOW, LIKE THE VEGETARIAN VAMPIRES, AND SHE'S THE BIGGEST HUNTER OF ALL MY CATS. I HAVE TO GIVE HER PERMISSION TO GET ON MY BED. Cross: YOUR CAT'S A VAMPIRE. Killer: MY CAT'S A VAMPIRE.

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Killer: Hey Boss, Nightmare: Yes? Killer: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on? Nightmare: Nightmare: ...Where's Dust?

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I uh- I just thought of something-

What exactly was going on while Nightmare was eating the apples? I mean, there's no way he mowed through all of them in a short amount of time, especially since there were like 999 of them or something-- it theoretically would've taken like at least an hour to eat them all.

Logically, there should've been plenty of time for the villagers to run away or kill him, and Dream definitely should've been able to stop him from eating too many. And no way would Dream be able to block the villagers from getting to him for that long.

So, then what were they all doing while he was chowing down on the fruit? Were they all just awkwardly standing there, watching? Playing games while waiting?

...Now all I can think about is the villagers playing poker or cards or something all around the tree like, "Yeah, we're just waiting for this dumbass kid we abused to finish eating some apples that are gonna corrupt him and make him go mad. Bro's legit taking forEVER though."

And then Dream's just standing by like; *surprised Pikachu face*, *Minecraft munching sounds as he eats the last golden apple*, *surprised Pikachu face again*.

Someone please draw this; it would be hilarious-

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The way I mcfriggen ran to color this the second I saw it- 💀🙏 /silly

I got lazy with the clothes and the outside decorations at the end though. (''._.)

Art by @somegrumpynerd

Coloring by me✨

"...Killer, you forgot to change the green screen."

"Whoops?"

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Random Ink headcanons:

• Either he doesn't understand the purpose of the fourth wall, or he just doesn't care. Either way, he is NOT afraid to break it.

• He reads Undertale and Sans AU fanfics all the time, and he has no shame in doing so.

• He's been heavily tempted to paint some of the ship kids into existence, just to see how the other Sanses would react.

• His attention span usually lasts around 13 seconds without distractions, but he won't be able to focus at all if there's literally anything remotely interesting happening around him.

• The only thing he can really focus on is art, and he will often have hyperfixated episodes of manic creating for hours on end.

• He can't stand leaving any drawings unfinished; even if he doesn't directly remember his past, his subconscious recognizes unfinished drawings as too similar to his trauma.

• He always wins every game of Clue. Every. Fucking. Time.

• 90% of the time, he chooses Paper when playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.

• Half of the time, he can't remember why he and Error are supposedly enemies. It's why he tends to get confused when Error reacts so harshly towards him.

• He has 100% pulled the 'I heard you were talking shit about me' vine on someone, and he had crawled up out of the ground from one of his ink portals to do it.

• He not only writes things on his scarf to remember, but he also has multiple mini notebooks stored in his scarf too.

• He also writes notes on his arms and legs in an attempt to cover up the whiteness of his bones. He always gets upset when the notes rub or wash off.

• He heavily envies Error's melanoid bones, and he wishes that he had bones like Error.

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*Cross, playing video games* Nightmare: Great job, Cross! Is that what they call an 𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘤 𝘸𝘪𝘯? Cross: No one says that anymore. *Epic, whispers something to Nightmare* Nightmare: That was 𝘱𝘰𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴. *Cross, grinning and taking a sip of his chocolate milk* *Killer whispers something to Nightmare* Nightmare: I 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯 your character. *Cross chokes on his drink* *Dust whispers something to Nightmare* Nightmare: UwU. Cross: stOP-

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Swap: Which country has the most birds? Swap: Portu-geese! Classic: That's a language. Swap: Portu-gull? Classic: Good recovery. Dream: I think you mean good re-dovery. Ink: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*  Swap: I will not let you down.  Killer: Sounds fun.  Horror: K.  Nightmare: No, I'm fucking not.  Cross: Do I have to be?  Dust: Please god, I am so tired.

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Killer: Am I in trouble? Nightmare: Take a guess. Killer: No? Nightmare: Take another guess.

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Cross: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Cross, to Epic: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Killer, to Color: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Classic: There are two types of people.