#birdbrainedstuff

[comiverse]

Fell: ARE YOU-

Classic: Fucking.

Fell: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Classic: Fucking.

Fell: -IDIOT!

Swap: …What was that?

Classic: Edge banned Fell from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

[comiverse]

OMFG YES CREPIC (Or Tpose, as I like to call them)

ALSO LIKE, THE FLUFF AND ANGST POTENTIALS, DEPENDING ON YOUR AU OF CROSS.

(Ranting under cut because it's looong 💀)

Like, imagine Cross still being with the Dark/Bad Sanses, and the reason why Epic meets him again is because the Star Sanses asked him to help Cross. (In my AU, the Star Sanses are trying their best to rehabilitate the Dark Sanses through neutral Sanses, since the Dark Sanses would be too suspicious of them if they tried to get too close themselves)

Because when Cross was taken by Nightmare, he wouldn't have met Epic again since the last overwrite, so to Epic, Cross would've just... vanished.

Imagine the Mcfucking side eye Dream would get from Epic when he casually mentions that oh yeah, Epic's amnesiac boyfriend is running around with an infamous gang of murderers, and Dream had conveniently found him specifically to help get Cross back despite probably not knowing about their relationship.

Talk about a coincidence.

Cross would struggle between his loyalty to Nightmare and his love for Epic, having to choose one or the other and almost being unable too. Nightmare would act as a stone wall between them, refusing to let Epic take Cross away from the gang. This might ultimately work as a distraction of sorts, something to divert Nightmare's attention so he wouldn't notice Dream sneaking in close to play his part and help Nightmare too. After all, once the boss is convinced/changed, the rest are more likely to follow.

Eventually the gang would fall under the determination and protection of the Stars, now to be sheltered, healed, and allowed to grow closer to their respective lovers/friends who helped them.

Maybe one day I'll rant about the others, but this is for Cross and Epic. >:)

Or maybe Cross was found by Dream first, and joined the Star Sanses. Maybe one day Epic caught Dream's attention by the negativity of losing his best friend/lover, and Cross, being the good loyal guard he is, follows Dream to help Epic too. Maybe that's how they'd meet, and Dream would give them time for them to reconnect, to be with one another again. Aka, the easiest and healthiest route.

...Or maybe Epic's issues got the better of him. Maybe Nightmare sensed his negativity, and offered him a deal. No, a place to stay, where he could let it all out. Maybe he'd reject Nightmare's offer, only to be asked again, and again, and again, almost every other day. Maybe it'd only get worse and worse, the sleep deprivation muddling his mind and clouding his judgement until he found himself lashing out at the people around him. Maybe he'd accidentally gotten too violent, almost dusting a friend like Color or Delta.

All while Nightmare kept his aura in the back of Epic's mind, twisting his thoughts and feelings.

Because of the accident, he'd be scared of himself, believing himself to be too dangerous to stay around others. The once carefree and humourous skeleton trapped in his own head, now more violent and unpredictable, almost reminiscent of Dust. And of course Nightmare was there, still offering that place in his gang, where Epic would have a new purpose.

Maybe then he'd finally break, and accept it.

And then he'd meet Cross there. His only love was right there all along, hidden in plain sight in the finer details of the 'deal'. Maybe it was the right choice. Maybe it was his fate to join the gang anyways.

It's fine. His lover's there too. It'll be fine.

Or maybe, once again, Cross was with the Star Sanses. Imagine Epic on a mission with the gang, and he meets Cross again on the battlefield, their roles now reversed. Now it's Cross who has to help Epic, who has to convince Epic to rethink this path.

Depending on how long Epic had stayed with the gang, this would either be easy or difficult. Maybe he hadn't been pulled too far down the rabbit hole, and maybe he'd jump at the chance to be with Cross again. Or maybe he'd have sunk too far into his guilt and fear of himself, being terrified of accidentally harming Cross too.

It's up to interpretation.

And there's four scenarios that I could think of rn! I could probably rant more, but it'd be way too long. bUT YESSS, CREPIC/TPOSE NEEDS TO BE TALKED ABOUT MORE.

I’m giving you a free card to rant about any character if you want to

I just like listening to people rant about characters or things they enjoy tbh, I find it interesting what they have to say

ok.. not a character but a ship because right now i have really bad brainrot for crepic, ive already done an essay long ramble about cross, and my essay long ramble about epic is in the works, so let’s go!!!!!!!!!

okay i genuinely really love them. more than most ships. hell i love their dynamic regardless of what it is—romantic, platonic, whatever. they’re something i genuinely care about a lot!!!!! they mean da world 2 me… do not be mean to them around me!!

(this is going off of cross’ canon and not epic’s, since they don’t overlap! epic is canon to cross, cross is not canon to epic. kind of an ink and dream situation)

i love the fact they’re so close. they’re besties. best buds. best friends. besties. a lot of characters have the ‘dating close’ but not ‘friends close’ aspect in their ships/dynamics (ie cream) but not crepic! they have both!!! they’re not friends to lovers they’re best friends and lovers. and it’s unique to them in a way, you can’t name two characters who are canonically best buds like they are. and it’s GREAT. they play video games and eat cookies and make no homo jokes three years into their relationship. and i really love that for them. the idea of a romantic relationship following this just feels that much more natural compared to other characters. oh god im tired soryr anyway

i also love the angst. ive been thinking about this for ages. cross doesn’t remember epic. epic remembers cross. it hurts especially if you like to think they were also dating prior to this. imagine waiting years to see your lover again only for them to just.. not remember you. at all. and obviously you don’t tell them you were dating because then there would be that weird “so should i date you again? is that what im supposed to do now?” pressure that you don’t want, you’ll bring it up later on when you’re more comfortable with each other again, but lo and behold he likes you again and you can’t help but tear up even though you’re not a genuinely emotive person because it’s so similar to how it was the first time and you missed this.

epic has reflexes. sometimes he itches to give cross a quick peck on the cheek because he’s used to that but they’re not dating obviously so he can’t. when they start dating again though he absolutely capitalizes on it. sometimes he wants to call cross a generally romantic nickname but doesn’t. bruh is fine anyway. he used it all the time back then too. no need for other names anymore.

sometimes cross acts like he used to and epic feels a pang of sadness and nostalgia. there’s something so sad about memory loss. it’s like you lost a lover but they’re still there. they just don’t remember you. you’re stuck alone with the memories that you both once shared. and it’s kind of miserable. they’re so “sometimes i wonder if she sees me through your eyes. what would she think of me now?” “well. i think you’re pretty great.” pls understand

i like to headcanon that cross didn’t age as much as epic either due to the nature of his au and xgaster and the overwrites. so cross looks exactly the same as the day epic lost him (httyd,,,, save me) and beh they’re cute. so cutie actually. cutie pies!!!!

they r so affectionate physically cause i said so. they cuddle on the couch and play video games but if anyone asks epic says no homo and cross nods even though his face is literally buried in epic’s neck. yeah uh huh. so straight of you guys. yep. cross gets embarrassed in public about it becasue that’s literally canon he’s so stupid I hate him so much I hope he dies /affectionate. in private though cross is all over that shit. daddy issues amiright

they’re so stupid too. people don’t know if they’re dating or friends because they’re just like that. cross, normally the most uptight pissy prick out there, seems to only unwind when epic’s around and he drags cross to do something fun or stupid (often both). cross just seems happiest. and epic, normally full of “yeah lmao i am so unbothered and chill and not harboring dark secrets and withering sanity as well as living off of 0 sleep total”, seems the most relaxed around cross. i like that.

also their dads hate each other and it’s hilarious. they also probably hate each others dads too given how they each abused them like what!!! stop abusing ur kids guys…! but xgaster and epic!gaster would be in-laws and that’s super funny to me. imagine hearing that. the son of the guy you hate most married your son (who you also beat as a kid). wtf

i love the idea that epic, after ages, opened up to past cross about his issues and now all that is gone. the comfort and understanding is gone. and epic misses it but he doesn’t know if he can open up like that again. god

they’re so bittersweet. but they’re also soulmates 2 me. cross found epic again in another life,, how great is that. memory loss cannot keep them apart!!!!! they are so close. in a do not separate box. they’re like color and killer or error and ink to me. in a little ‘these guys MUST be kept together’ kennel. bonded pairs.

hfhrhfjhhh. they love each other a lot but they’re really unserious about it. everyone is done with how obnoxious they get when they’re with each other. epic puts up with cross’ temper tantrums (love you but you got issues cross) and cross is the only one that seems to find the rubber chicken jokes funny a millionth time in a row even though by now they’re to everyone’s chagrin.

they’re so cool. and lovely. i think they should be boyfriends forever and ever and never die so they can always be in love. they mean a lot to me they’re like if me and my childhood bestie worked out

I LOVE CREPIC!!!! Thank u for the ask i used this as an excuse to rant about them. needed to get this out of my system. this isn’t even all I could talk about in terms of them it’s just. so long already

OK BAIII!!!

[comiverse]

Killer: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Cross's birthday invitations.

Epic: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Killer: "Cross's birthday".

Epic: So, what do they say instead?

Killer: "Cross’s bi".

Epic:

Epic: Works out either way.

[comiverse]

Sci: The results are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

Swap: What’s updog?

Sci: Classic! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

[comiverse]

Cross: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Epic, taken from us in the prime of his life; when he was crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk.

Epic: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

[comiverse]

(The pic above is my drawing of Moss Sans, for @swiftmitsu)

Heya! I just wanted to say that I've decided to start posting some art on my side blog, @aw-shizz-here-we-go-again!

Since I'm still getting a feel for it, and because I can only really draw standing busts so far, commissions are currently closed until further notice.

I also don't know if I'll be doing requests either, but I could try lol-

That's all for now, thank you for viewing this!

Guess who got their tablet back, learned how to draw a bust, and got obsessed with Moss Sans!

THAT'S RIGHT, THIS KID RIGHT HERE--

Gift for @swiftmitsu!

I'm not too sure about the shading, but I tried lol-

Here's the original sketch!:

Yeah, I sketched it out on paper before redrawing it on my tablet, lol-

[comiverse]

Classic: Snow got me feeling some type of way.

Sci: That's hypothermia. 

Classic: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

[comiverse]

Killer: We’re getting married, bitches!

Dust: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

[comiverse]

Dust: Good morning.

Horror: Good morning.

Nightmare: Good morning.

Cross: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Killer: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

[comiverse]

Yet another Nightmare headcanon:

He will occasionally quote memes in front of Cross-- only in front of Cross. This is to give Cross an existential crisis, since he will forever question how much knowledge on memes Nightmare has. He also cannot tell anyone about Nightmare's meme quoting because no one will ever believe him. :)

Nightmare just gets a kick out of the confused negativity from Cross, lol-

[comiverse]

Erm notes post thingy to temporarily replace my masterpost while I fix it or some shit ig

10 notes: I'll drink more water, idk

20 notes: I'll touch grass

30 notes: I'll actually get around to redoing my masterpost

40 notes: I'll answer the asks that are still chilling in my inbox 💀

50 notes: I'll attempt to get back into posting Snases incorrect quotes

75 notes: I'll post more UTMV headcanons

100 notes: I'll link my AO3

200 notes: I'll attempt to start posting my rewritten fanfic

250 notes: I'll post updates about said fanfic on here

300 notes: I'll post occasional spoilers/sneakpeeks of upcoming chapters

400 notes: I'll actually continue to answer any asks that may or may not arrive in my inbox

500 notes: I'll do oneshot requests

[comiverse]

Nightmare, talking to the Bad Sanses: If the thought of something makes you giggle for longer than fifteen seconds, you are to assume you're not allowed to do it.

[comiverse]

Cross: What does “take out” mean? Horror: Food. Lust: Dating. Dust: Murder. Killer: It can be all three if you’re brave enough!

[comiverse]

Nightmare: Dust, keep an eye on Killer today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched. Dust: Sure, I'd love to see Killer getting punched. Nightmare: Try again. Dust, sighing: I will try to stop Killer from getting punched.

[comiverse]

Ink: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Lust: *crouches down* Dream: *kneels down* Swap: *sits on the floor* Ink: Ink: I hate all of you.

[comiverse]

Nightmare: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something. Killer: You left me, Horror, and Dust in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Nightmare: I did that on purpose, try again.