#binjpipe mention

[majestydeerakuma]

Reference on my Cookie Masterson interpret (both non-binjpipe and binjpipe outfits)

[beepsparks]

(Warning for ETS mention and ofc Binjpipe related content)

THIS TOOK SO LONG AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE FOR THE DESCRIPTION BOXES BUT EVERYONE’S FAVORITE BOY IS HERE. BEHOLD, COOKIE OUTFITS. Again sorry for obvious information in here, I’m posting this to instagram too so a LOT of the text is adjusted so my family and followers there understand what I’m talking about.

[trans-kevin-juice]

Hi guys, i know that this is a month old, but i wanna upload it here since i feel like it’s #relevant for how i feel right now

it’s very low quality, but i made it at like 2 in the morning soo

(oh yeah, fibby voice reveal i guess)

[disembodiedvoicecrossover]

bad guysss wah wahh. posting these before i plug in my nearly dead ipad goondight

[shittymurderparty]

Redacted: How nice, you saved me a spot.

Binjpipe: In my collection? NEVER!

Redacted: A spot to stab you in, genius.

(source: Injustice 2)

[k1stune]

Look at you! Getting the future you always wanted

Just don’t look back what you sacrificed for it

(Hey you wanna hear me yap about a buzzpipe au I had in my mind for months?)

I mentioned this au on an ask before and even talked about it on the jackbox server, but it’s basically an au where buzz becomes the host of YDKJ full stream instead of cookie

Long story short buzz sees that cookie and Schmitty are still getting a lot of fame, very envious that the rest of the hosts had their time to shine in YDKJ while instead he was made fun of and forgotten buzz swears that one day he’ll make them regret

buzz’s determination to achieve his goal gets the attention of binjpipe and while working on full stream she decides to hire buzz instead of cookie seeing him as an easier target to manipulate

When it’s time for the first episode to air buzz gets knocked out and put in the simulation, Everything is fine at first buzz is happy with his job somehow even becoming friends with binjpipe but everything changes when escape the simulation happens

It’s the same as ETS but with a catch, with every reset he forgets something about his old life, all the good moments he spent with Nate and the other hosts vanished and the only thing that remained was a bitter feeling, so when he realises that the show was a simulation all along he doesn’t want to leave

Its not real,the show is nothing but a lie and yet it’s the best thing that has ever happened to him,he was denied of a second chance by them even by his own cousin, binjpipe was the only one who helped him, only her

And so e continues to live upon a lie, refusing help from Nate when e tries to free him, going along with binjpipes plans of getting the rest of the YDKJ hosts under binjpipe’s control

Oh I also made few doodles and a reff sheet

This au is quite old so I’m unsure if want to continue it since I’m not as interested in it as I was before but it is a fun one i finally decided to talk about

[jackboxconfess]

Y'know, oddly enough: I find that the binjpipe-tied characters (Creepy Voice & Masterson, C.) are rather underrated as characters! Like yeah, look up their tag and you'll see a bunch of evil ahhh illustrations of the two, but that has more to do with binjpipe than the actual characters.

Like Creepy Voice is SO funny, she follows the tradition of "God, everyone here is so stupid, thank god i'm the only smart person here" despite not technically being a host. Creepy & Cookie don't bounce off each other much, but when they do: they share a singular brain cell. She's so blunt & monotone when she says the most dumbest things, she's great! Like have you heard the trolling voice line? Those two do not know what trolling is and I love them for it!

And she DOES show emotion sometimes, especially if she's vulnerable. Cookie told her that binjpipe was a joke and she sounded at the edge of tears! Creepy Voice is not JUST binjpipe, she's her own character too! Just happens to be the VOICE of binjpipe as well. It's like how spokespeople irl aren't just their company. She just happens to view binjpipe as the second coming of christ.

And then there's Masterson, C.: host of Fibbage 4! He isn't just a malfunctioning robot like people assume: he's actually REALLY hard to tell apart from the actual Cookie Masterson. The only thing that differs is his slightly artificially tinged voice, his devotion to binjpipe, & the fact he's missing most of Cookie's less... "marketable" qualities. He only broke down on live TV once, that's pretty impressive for such a complicated ai!

The fact he has more rizz than the real Cookie is so funny to me! He got a date, fucked up the date's scheduling ASTRONOMICALLY, and somehow managed to have the date go WELL! Cookie can't even manage using a dating app without getting frustrated. He's pretty much an idealized version of Cookie and that's such an interesting concept to play around with (i also headcannon he's ace, I just think he would be). Not to mention: he GENUINELY believes he's the real Cookie Masterson, and why wouldn't he think that? He has his memories, his personality, his looks. Could you imagine the identity crisis he would have if he met the ACTUAL Cookie?

Also, he has Poopsie Prime, and I imagine she's one of those four legged robots like Spot, because the mental image of Cookie cuddling Poopsie, and Masterson, C. calling for his own cat in retaliation, and a four legged robot with no other discernable qualities waltz up and gets showered with affection as a very confused Cookie watches really pleasing!

Like I just adore those two! Their really isn't any other characters executed quite like them. (A spokesperson & an ai doppelganger? That's already pretty insane!). I just wish more people cared about THEM instead of just the binjpipe about them.

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[poyobox]

Do you have any HCs for the Champ'd Up host and Todd?

Ok both are 5 Small Headcanon guys so this might be a long post

Todd:

Todd and Gene are both AIs that live in cyberspace. They are both relatively benevolent tho, and Todd thinks Binjpipe should embarrassingly trip and eat dirt every day.

Todd is pansexual. That's all I have on that matter.

Todd can leave cyberspace whenever, and takes on a humaniod form when he does. He just tends to prefer being in the computer.

Todd is kinda jealous that Gene keeps being in games while he's stuck in Pack 4.

Todd knows how to manipulate code to make games and developed STI himself.

Cream Masterson (Champ'd Up Host)

Cookie keeps bringing up a specific brother in YDKJ 2011/2015. Cream is that very brother.

Cookie also mentions a "nephew's baptism" in Fibbage 4. Despite my joke image last Easter Season, the nephew is actually Cream's son that's getting baptized. (Not Chip; Chip is in college and probably got baptized early in his life)

Cream is good friends with Linda Pants who does exist in my stories she just wasn't in Champ'd Up, as well as Dandelion, Gilbert (the Lie Swatter Host), Miles (as a person with a major Jackbox OC with the same name, I refuse to call Bidiots host Sterling because that sh^t would be confusing), and formerly Glargan (it's complicated).

Dandelion and Glargan once attempted to prank Cream and Linda by hanging a mistletoe above the doorway to the the home they were hosting a Christmas party in. Unfortunately, Cream and Linda ran into space traffic, so Glibert and Miles showed up first and they passionately made out because they knew Dande and Glargan were doing a prank and wanted to make them regret it. Dande and Glargan never tried anything like that again.

Cream is a Tumblr user.

[giddlygoat]

oh yeah totally forgot to mention go look at @binjpipe’s right now i am BEGGANG !!!!!

i don’t know anything about this guy but my friend draws him so so so pretty and i like robots so .

[majestydeerakuma]

Wouldn’t it be funny if I just roleplayed with someone and our Cookie interprets met, lol???

I can see the silliness…and the possible angst if Binjpipe interprets get involved, lol

[beepsparks]

(Binjpipe and horror warning (also eye))

Its very funny how Jan Peskin should be a vital character to lore and yet his only mentions are on the Binjpipe website and a tweet from Jackbox in 2018 anyway here’s an interp of him

[aabaacuus]

guys you'll never guess what I drew to day

[I think tumblr is oppressing me so pls reblog thankyouuu]

[majestydeerakuma]

Okie dokie, here's some headcanons on the OG5 YDKJ hosts

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Cookie Masterson

-Birthday is December 18th

-Age 46

-5’7ft

-Bisexual

-He gets super excited when he sees cats!

-He’s still with Binjpipe

-The binjpipe headband on his head can brainwash him

-He has an older twin brother named Cinnamon. Cinnamon hosts Champ’d Up

-Cookie has autism and possibly ADHD

-This dude will eat almost anything even if he’s lactose intolerant, he does not give a shit

-He has had so many hyperfixations and he’s the only one who has kept count of them

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Schmitty

-Birthday August 8th

-Age 47

-6’3ft

-Bisexual

-He’a part Quip thanks to events that had happened to him (well, I haven’t finished writing my Quiplash stories but there is a villain in the story and I have yet to figure out what exactly happened to make Schmitty part Quip)

-He’s a rat person

-anger issues

-his humor is very simple

-He has a whole amusement park dedicated to Quiplash called “Quipland”. He sells Quiplash merch there! Every Friday night, in the Quipland circus, a game of Quiplash is hosted with the Quips/comedians (which I do have interprets of as well)

-He is very insecure and constantly worries that people don’t love Quiplash or him (if he found out about the Jackbox fandom, he’d be very surprised and probably cry because people love him)

-fucking despises emoticons

-He despises Redacted after what had happened in TMP2! He still has nightmares involving TMP2

-He has met Dandelion before…it got chaotic…

-Master Mentalist is Schmitty’s distant cousin (this one is actually canon but thought to mention it, lol! And also have some lore behind MM and why he didn’t show up to cheer Schmitty on when Quiplash first started)

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Guy Towers

-Birthday September 4th

-Age 45

-6’6ft

-Bisexual

-Big sports dude, like he has played many sports

-Autistic

-He wears the outfit I drew him in just because it’s comfortable…and cool

-He has beaten someone up with his baseball bat before

-He is retired from hosting however, he almost got dragged in by Binjpipe. The tower in Mad Verse City was Guy’s tower given to him by Binjpipe and was meant to be a guard tower so Guy could communicate to Binjpipe who to capture, however, Guy didn’t understand this in time because a robot destroyed the tower and almost killed Guy…

-He is very fast when running and very strong! He works out often and well, has played a lot of sports as mentioned before

-He is friendly outside YDKJ but he becomes Buzz’s fear on National Throw Short People Day

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Nate Shapiro

-Birthday ????

-Age 47

-6’4ft

-Bisexual

-wears colored contact lenses, his actual eye color is a viridian green

-He did not have a good home life

-He always teased Buzz for fun and never meant any harm when doing so

-He is still with Binjpipe

-He has a very bad sleep schedule…

-He never found out that Buzz was a guard for Binjpipe…if he did though…he would be furious

-He loves music a lot. He mainly listens to ABBA and heavy metal

-He can play guitar

-He will celebrate his birthday multiple times a year just to screw with everyone. Only Buzz knows when Nate’s birthday truly is but Buzz finds it entertaining that Nate celebrates multiple times a year and joins in on the joke and celebrates with him. Also…Buzz is worried Nate may have forgotten when his birthday is…

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Buzz Lippman (the goober, aaa-)

-Birthday June 7th

-Age 44

-5’4ft

-Pansexual

-Got bullied when he was younger

-He has three older sisters and a younger brother…all of them found Buzz to be strange

-Buzz was a wild child as a kid, constantly going on adventures in the backyard, not minding if his clothes got dirty and climbing things

-He’s autistic

-He’s trans FTM

-He is very talented when it comes to writing and drawing surprisingly

-He reads often and plays video games, he knows so much on Pokemon and Mario 64 (especially M64 speedrunning and the “every copy is personalized” trend)

-He had Nate stay at his place after he found out Nate was homeless

-His hair used to be long and it grows back sometimes…currently, as of 2024, his hair is long and has been unmotivated to cut it

-He hates loud noises yet will listen to loud music. He listens to Vocaloid music often

-He escaped Binjpipe and is currently trying to figure out how to save Nate and Cookie

-Yes, he has a dead name…and I even feel guilty muttering it so I’m not gonna say it

-Buzz is surprisingly sweet and kind despite his occasional envy. He is also introverted

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:D

Tell me about your headcanons on YDKJ hosts while I'm drawing pls

[booloocrew-blog]

So I had a crazy dream last night.

Jackbox was having an ost sneak peak live stream of the pack 9 soundtrack, with Cookie Masterson kinda acting as one of those radio mcs to help transition each next song. However, every so often, his voice would glitch out, or he’d say something that would be “verbally backspaced” (ex: Boy, this reminds me of the time I tried to escap- *glitching noises* -escape from Jimmy Fallon.)

And then, at some extremely specific time code, Binjpipe makes her appearance, when Cookie clearly has been reset. She helps transition a few songs and then the live stream resumes without any mention of any of the glitches that happened previously. The livestream clearly loops a couple more times so that more people could catch it, and the offending segments are reuploaded as a “highlight reel” (kinda like how the pibby April fools thing happened)

But the internet went up into a firestorm because of one specific line.

“Oh, Binjpipe! Yknow, I’ve got some of my former hosts/buddies of mine trying to help me set up the next pack sequel. Mind if I go and help them with setting up?”

People went wild over the emphasis on those words. And then I woke up before the ride 2 was confirmed.

[k1stune]

ALGORITHM. SEES. ALL

So, that algorithm binjpipe like’s to mention

also a little info on them:

-the vessel form is the one they use since it can connect to multiple users and employees,

-The vessel can also use its vires to trap anyone who tries to escape and send them back to binjpipe

-Both forms are capable of mind control,

-The core form is their real and weakest form,

-As such the core often goes on the offensive trying to attack its target,

-Or if they’re in bad luck, they’ll possess the nearest person they find

[jackboxconfess]

Hi, replying to the ETS is staged thing

That’s literally invalidating Cookie’s trauma with Binjpipe

Also, have you not seen the previous YDKJs? Like, the hosts have gone through so much abuse and hardships! They mention it constantly too! (Especially Schmitty I feel)

I get it, it hurts to see your blorbos get tortured sometimes but invalidating and erasing their trauma???? What???

I’m sorry, erasing Cookie’s trauma with Binjpipe like that just rubs me the wrong way so bad

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