#binfluence

[pfhwrittes]

stupid fluffy crackfic thoughts entirely inspired by the replies on this ask from @greatstormcat

okay, bin day with domestic!141 under the cut

price is the unofficial "binfluencer" of the street. you absolutely rely on him to make sure you're putting out the general waste and glass recycling on the correct week. his bins are out at 8pm the night before collection, no earlier and no later. they're lined up with military precision outside his house, carefully placed so they don't block the pavement too much nor do they block his driveway. he never gets caught out by a bank holiday collection change.

gaz isn't quite on price's level but he puts out the correct bin 9 out of 10 times. he puts his bins out the night before too but it's not uncommon to hear him dragging the wheelie bin out at 10pm. less methodical about where he places his bins but it's not terrible. has definitely accidentally blocked his garden gate before. occasionally gets caught out by bank holidays but makes the effort to move his bins out of the way so people can still use the pavement in the meantime.

soap is my ADHD darling and i refuse to believe differently. he tries bless him, but there are just too many steps to remembering which bins go out each week so he chucks everything out and hopes for the best. has on multiple occasions dragged the bins out at 6am just as the bin lorry is turning onto the street because he forgot to put them out the night before. he's definitely been caught out standing in his boxers watching the bin lorry turn out of the street because he's missed them by mere minutes. oh well. only 6 days until the next bin collection.

ghost is sneaky. you never EVER see or hear him put his bins out. you'd think he was living in an unoccupied house if it wasn't for the brief glimpse you caught of him lifting (lifting?!) the wheelie bin over the low wall of his front garden with a cigarette hanging out of the corner of his mouth moments after it was emptied. ghost definitely has the best relationship with the bin men. they're happy to chuck out his bulky items that you'd definitely need to ask the council to collect separately.

[ramyeongif]

binfluencer

[belovedroach]

im afraid we have to claim him as a bi-icon now

say hello to Crowbi

can I offer you a simple Crowley portrait? art block is being a bi-

a bit of experimentation with color and almost painted technique. not sure if it fits my style or not

[lindsaywesker]

Good morning! I hope you slept well and feel rested? Currently sitting at my desk, in my study, attired only in my blue towelling robe, enjoying my first cuppa of the day. Welcome to Too Much Information Tuesday.

37% of the web is porn.

Sex burns 360 calories per hour.

Baths kill more people than terrorists.

Earth has lost 50% of its wildlife in the past 40 years.

The big bang was quieter than a Motorhead concert.

Men are biologically hardwired to fall asleep after sex.

100,000 Japanese people disappear without trace every year.

The brain naturally craves four things: food, sex, water and sleep.

A blue whale can swallow half a million calories in a single mouthful.

The literal meaning of “Once in a blue moon” is once every 2.7 years.

The number of emails is expected to reach 376 billion daily by 2025.

In North Korea, the sentence for getting caught watching porn is death.

Being alone weakens your body. Having friends strengthens your body.

British people inserting things up their bums costs the NHS £350,000 a year.

The Peter Principle holds that people are always promoted beyond their ability.

Studies show that the average man exaggerates the length of his penis by 20%.

In 1997, Bill Gates invested $150 million in Apple to save it from going bankrupt.

According to a 2014 study, shorter men report that they have more sex. (No comment.)

On average people are 2 inches shorter and 20% poorer than they claim to be online.

Friendship has more influence on longevity than exercise, diet, heart problems and smoking.

In 1973, China had an excess of females and offered the U.S. 10 million Chinese women.

In 2011, a lorry crashed on the M1 spilling enough Marmite to cover 24 million slices of toast.

Eminem wrote and recorded ‘The Real Slim Shady’ three hours before his album was due.

To test what happens when someone sits on their phone, Samsung has a robot shaped like a bottom.

India used to be the richest country in the world until the British invasion in the early 17th Century.

In 2006, Liechtenstein accidentally found 0.3% more of their country when they remeasured their borders.

The more you hide your feelings, the more they show. The more you deny your feelings, the more they grow.

A study has found that friends-with-benefits relationships are just as sexually satisfying as marital relationships.

Marrying your best friend eliminates the risk of divorce by over 70%. These marriages are more likely to last a lifetime.

According to new research, your cat will happily take treats from your enemies. Your dog, however, will not.

At the 1968 Olympics, Bob Beamon broke the long jump record by so much they had to find another tape measure.

Emotional pain lasts for 10 to 20 minutes, anything longer is actually self-inflicted by over thinking, making things worse.

In 1900, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle caught fire during a cricket match at Lord's. The ball hit a box of matches in his pocket.

You may gain 20% more muscle strength by working out in the afternoon instead of the morning, according to a study.

According to the World Health Organization (WHO), an estimated 619,000 people die each year due to heat stroke.

‘The Shawshank Redemption’ has been rated the best movie of all time according to IMDb, with a rating of 9.2/10.

There are 67.1 million tracks sitting on music streaming services that, in the 2022 calendar year, attracted 10 or fewer streams.

Alfred Hitchcock, the master of suspense, who terrified audiences with movies like ‘Psycho’ and ‘The Birds’ was frightened of eggs.

The most expensive movie ever made is ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ (2011) with a budget of $378.5 million.

When pirate Jean Lafitte (c. 1780 – c. 1823) saw that the governor of Louisiana had offered $500 for his successful capture, Lafitte put up flyers offering $1500 for the capture of the governor.

A ‘binfluencer’ is a person on a street who takes the lead in putting out the correct waste and recycling bins on the correct day, thus prompting neighbours to follow suit. (My next door neighbour is one!)

Okay, that’s enough information for one day. Have a tremendous and tumultuous Tuesday! I love you all.

[nando161mando]

some notes via @slackbastard

[binfluenced]

🇧🇧Barbados says it will remove the Queen as head of state next year and 'fully leave our colonial past behind' #barbados #facts 🇧🇧1. Gain #independence in 1966 🇧🇧2. Is marked as what has been described as 'the best governed Black society in the world.' " 🇧🇧3. NOT A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY 🇧🇧4. #Rihanna is Barbadian #freedom #blacksociety #uk #afrocarribean #afroeuropean #blackpower #colonization #wakanda #blackempowerment #blacktravel #travelnoir #invest #blackexcellence✊🏾 #getverified #binfluenced (at Barbados) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFPp0whBiy8/?igshid=pn3l4mix2nd3

[travelblather]

Is this what travelling is about now? She took off her skirt just to do this photo. #binfluencer #travel #blogger #influncer (at Ubud, Bali, Indonesia) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChRHNT9Ba6t/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[bellamumma]

crying 😂 #sotrue via @cornerboothstore #funny #binfluencer https://instagr.am/p/CeS6k_yrsdz/

[jajodesign]

¿Cuánto cuesta una campaña de influencer marketing? Depende mucho del número de seguidores y del engagement que genere, pero por término medio saldrá por 15.000 o 20.000 euros.

[shainachantake2]

It's official, I'm the new binfluencer.

[pfhwrittes]

Okay, so based on this headcannon post which member of TF141 are you most like when it comes to bin collections / garbage collections?

Please feel free to reblog and leave comments in the tags!

(Context under the cut if you don't want to click on a link)

Context (copy-pasted directly from the original post):

price is the unofficial “binfluencer” of the street. you absolutely rely on him to make sure you’re putting out the general waste and glass recycling on the correct week. his bins are out at 8pm the night before collection, no earlier and no later. they’re lined up with military precision outside his house, carefully placed so they don’t block the pavement too much nor do they block his driveway. he never gets caught out by a bank holiday collection change.

gaz isn’t quite on price’s level but he puts out the correct bin 9 out of 10 times. he puts his bins out the night before too but it’s not uncommon to hear him dragging the wheelie bin out at 10pm. less methodical about where he places his bins but it’s not terrible. has definitely accidentally blocked his garden gate before. occasionally gets caught out by bank holidays but makes the effort to move his bins out of the way so people can still use the pavement in the meantime.

soap is my ADHD darling and i refuse to believe differently. he tries bless him, but there are just too many steps to remembering which bins go out each week so he chucks everything out and hopes for the best. has on multiple occasions dragged the bins out at 6am just as the bin lorry is turning onto the street because he forgot to put them out the night before. he’s definitely been caught out standing in his boxers watching the bin lorry turn out of the street because he’s missed them by mere minutes. oh well. only 6 days until the next bin collection.

ghost is sneaky. you never EVER see or hear him put his bins out. you’d think he was living in an unoccupied house if it wasn’t for the brief glimpse you caught of him lifting (lifting?!) the wheelie bin over the low wall of his front garden with a cigarette hanging out of the corner of his mouth moments after it was emptied. ghost definitely has the best relationship with the bin men. they’re happy to chuck out his bulky items that you’d definitely need to ask the council to collect separately.

[prettybanos]

Because everyone has to potty...

I go alot of places, and see alot of shit.  When you come across a nice bathroom it always feels like a bonus. So here we go!

[louisianne-kpop]

😲😲 this is needed! But I wonder how much it would cost🤔 #lancome #makeup #beauty #beautystagram #Repost @b_influenced_by_beauty with @repostapp ・・・ How awesome would it be to not have to guess your foundation color?! 🎉👏❤💕 #MUA #MakeupArtist #Makeup #Foundation #CustomFoundation #BInfluenced #Instavideo #BeautyBlogger #Bblogger

[highheelzndollabillz-blog]

#Repost @reynashe_flame #Follow and #listen to their music and share!!! YN3 @justcallmeyn3 YASSSSSSSS!!!!💣🔥💥💃🎤🎼🎵🎶🎁💰💣😉😎 Good Vibes Only now available on #Spotify 🤸🌎 Search Yn3 or #goodvibesonly 😎😇 #goodmusic #newmusicalert #newmusic #hot #getup #indieartist #undergroundhiphop #urbanmusic #underground #unsigned #artist #atlanta #europe #japan #durham #beutiful #Sound #sports #musicindustry #music #pop #soul #feelgood #funkymusic #weekend #hiphop #hiphopculture #allbaymusic #binfluenced @djgboxatl @mcknight2008 @freshlifeentertainment @pumpkinking76 @smittythehustler @ceostrongatl @mirsempire @qcmceo_p @worldsfinestcocoa @mayz101 @thetaqeover @highheelzndollabillz @treglock https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqxo9H9lOlq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tzrkaf3vbhv5

[thereal-svetlana]

“A woman needs ropes and ropes of pearls.” Coco Chanel . . . . . . . . #selflovealways #aselflovechallenge #bselflove #selflovediary #selfloveeveryday #diversityfam #diversitygirls #diversityispower #mixedwoman #bloggerandthecity #abloggerslife #abloggerworld #bloggerbabes #bloggercfstyle #mtlmakeupartist #mtlmakeupartists #mtlblogger #mtlbloggers #mtlbloggersquad #mtlbloggerinnyc #mtlinfluencer #mtlinfluencers #ainfluencers #binfluencer #influencerdiverse #modelagencies #fmodel #fmodels ##canadianinfluenster #bodypositivemovement #bodypositivememes #bodypositivequotes #bbodypositive💋 #bbodypositivemovement #advocates #therealsvetlana #therealcatwalk https://www.instagram.com/p/BtmiKtGgkqp/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=uc6nc9dmssnf

[binfluenced]

#teambinfluenced ✊🏽 Today I thought I'd share one of my poems in honor of it being the greatest spokenword artist/orator I've ever known birthday today. @taalamacey #taalamacey #kingofspokenword #spokenword #poetry #poems #wordshavepower #wordsinmotion #dropsmic #poetryslam #poetrycommunity #spokenwordartist #wisewords #writerslife #blackexcellence #blackmanproud #theresamarketfornigga . . . . #influence #binfluenced ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ .⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #undertheinfluence ✊🏽 https://www.instagram.com/p/B2d7fJehFjN/?igshid=s4uccmvubjnz