#billy long Tumblr posts

[abslover]

[holyblanchett]

I used to pray for times like this

[thankchaosforspellcheck]

DP X DC Prompt

Danny gets summoned by a cult.

again.

Unfortunately, this time they tried to give him a sacrifice in the form of a small child.

Fortunately, the kid is still alive at that point in the summoning since the cult was operating under the assumption that he wanted to eat them alive or something (which. gross! but useful for him at least).

They make it out of the area that the summoning took place in pretty easily, but now they have to do a cross country trip in order to get the kid back to their family while trying not to draw the cults attention (which they already did once after attempting to contact the kid's guardian in a nearby town)

in the meantime though, this kid is acting pretty sketchy...

aka the cult accidentally (or even purposefully) used a kid that's related to a cape in one fashion or another and now said child is on a cross-country trip with a being of unknown ethics and abilities.

who are they and what do they do?

[121231212i]

Zenless Zone Zero | Pre-Release Special Program

[plistommy]

[is-this-even-relatable]

DC PROMPT #2:

When Captain Marvel gets hit in a fight that was a little too magical in origins for everyone’s comfort, he turns back into Billy Batson, scrawny homeless kid (actually a teen now, thank you very much), a clear difference from his healthy, strong adult form.

Billy knows that he is fine, he just needs to rest a bit and he’ll be back to being Cap. He is freaking out for a second about getting his cover blown. That is, until-

the rest of the Justice League, who on the other hand do NOT know that he is fine-

think that one of their founding and most senior members, their heavy hitter magical expert dude, is suddenly de-aged due to an attack of unknown origins.

Billy just decides to go along with it.

———

Billy, dragging himself out of the rubble of a building: “Aw shit.”

Wonder Woman, flying over after tying up the bad guy of the day: “Oh Zeus! Captain Marvel, are you still yourself? Do you feel alright?”

Billy: “Uh—”

Flash, dashing over: “What’s going on, what was that bright light— HOLY SHIT IS THAT CAP?!?”

Billy: “Ye—”

Batman from the Watchtower: “Wonder Woman, please report.”

WW: “It seems that Captain Marvel was hit by some sort of magical attack.”

Billy: “Well—”

Batman: “Is he compromised?”

Flash: “BATS HE’S A CHILD?!”

WW, sighing: “Yes, as Flash put it, he has been turned into a child.”

Batman:

Batman: “Bring him back to the watchtower and we’ll see if we can fix this.

Billy: “Shit, aiight I guess”

[espuor]

𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗍𝗈𝖻𝗈𝗈𝗄⠀⠀( ⠀𝗌𝗈𝖿𝗍⠀𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋⠀)⠀⠀𝗩

𝖿𝗈𝗍𝗈𝗌⠀⠀ 𝗩 엘⠀⠀ 𝟣𝖾͟𝖺⠀ ⠀♡ ⠀ ⠀𝟣𝟧𝟤𝗉

𝗄𝗂𝗆⠀⠀𝗍𝖺𝖾𝗁𝗒𝗎𝗇𝗀⠀⠀𝗂𝗌⠀⠀𝗆𝗒⠀⠀𝗋𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗂𝗈𝗇

𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗍⠀⠀𝗇'⠀⠀𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍⠀⠀✿

𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗇𝗒⠀ 𝖺𝗇𝖽 ⠀ ☕ 𝖼𝗈𝖿𝖿𝖾𝖾͏ ͏ ͏ ᯇ ͏ ͏ ͏𝗌𝖺𝖻𝗋𝗂𝗇𝖺

𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾,⠀𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾,⠀𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾⠀𖬺 ♡⠀𝖾𝗌𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗈

͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏

𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖲𝖤𝖳ㅤ ㅤ⸝ㅤ 𝖯𝖠𝖦.ㅤ ㅤ𝖡𝖨𝖮𝖦𝖱𝖠𝖯𝖧𝖨𝖤𝖲ㅤ ㅤ+

bios of Taehyung, Sabrina Carpenter, Lisa and Billie Eilish on their new songs.

𝖻𝖻𝗒⠀ 𝗂'𝗆⠀ 𝖺⠀ 𝖱𝖮𝖢𝖪𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖱⠀⠀⋆⠀⠀𝗅𝗂𝗌𝖺

𝗅𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗌𝖺⠀⠀⠀ 𔗌⠀⠀⠀ รัก⠀⠀⠀ 𝗆𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌 ♥︎

𝗈𝖻𝗌𝖾𝗌𝗌⠀ 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁⠀ 𝖫𝖨𝖲𝖠⠀ ✩⠀ 𝖱𝖮𝖢𝖪𝖲𝖳𝖠𝖱

𝖧𝖨𝖳 𝖬𝖤 𝖧𝖠𝖱𝖣 𝖠𝖭𝖣 𝖲𝖮𝖥𝖳 · 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟦

𝖡𝗂𝗋𝖽𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖥𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 [ 𝖡𝖨𝖫𝖫𝖨𝖤 ]

𝖢𝖧𝖨𝖧𝖨𝖱𝖮｀ 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗎𝗂𝗌𝗁⠀𝖺𝗇𝖽⠀𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌

[obsessedwrhys]

Can we have a part 2 Deadpool reader with the boys and maybe soldier boy too❓❓ if you want to of course

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ The Boys x Deadpool!Reader

t/w: loooots of dark humour/jokes, reader's origin will be explained underneath, reader is still an asshole lol that comes with the character, mention about killing,death,gore, weed, drugs, Reader is gn!!!

ᯓ★ here's a version with the seven, kiss kiss <3

Origin:

Quick summary, when you were born, your parents had agreed with Vought to have you be pumped full of Compound V so you could grow up and be a hero working under them, but the problem was when you were around 7, they changed their mind so Vought ended up sending several people to come to your house to settle the matter.

Your whole family was massacred in the living room during thanksgiving and when they tried to capture you. You were able to run away. Homeless and living on the street, you grew up in a life of crime, depending on nobody but yourself. Make sense? No? Good! Let's start now.

BUTCHER

To him, you were like a fly that won't leave him alone.

How he knew you was through Mallory, she thought you were okay and fit for the job since you hated Vought just as much.

Obviously he didn't like you once you were introduced to him and the two (M.M and Frenchie)

"No way am I lettin' a supe join us"

":("

Though after what happened to Mallory's grandchildren, the gang pretty much dispersed but wherever Butcher went, you followed. Since he was the only person you trusted... and also enjoy annoying the shit out of.

He'd head inside a club, relieved he hadn't seen you for the past few days so he decided to grab a drink by the bar to unwind.

"Whiskey" He said with his eyes looking around, paranoia shown on his face.

Once his drink was served, he would look back to find your eyes smiling at him, you were wearing a bartender disguise over your red suit.

"Did you miss me?"

"Oh christ..."

When you heard word that he was gathering back the team, you had to be there. What kind of friend would you be if you didn't?

Undoubtedly he had to admit, there were times where he was grateful to have you on the team but there were also other times he regretted it.

For example, that time when you guys needed to sneak into a lab to get something and the goal was to stay quiet but even that simple rule was hard for you to follow.

"Room's up ahead. (Y/N) I need you to—"

"Heads up!" You said as you threw a bomb at the metal door.

The explosion causing the alarm to turn on and it had the whole lab now on high alert. You shrug innocently when Butcher glared at you like he wanted to tear you apart.

Also, you enjoy constantly pissing him off. You can't die so you don't really care if he'll kill you for it.

"Maybe, if you didn' press the fuckin' button, we wouldn't have to come bac' to save yer ass from the guards"

"OOH GOD SAVE THE QUEEEN!! Please, cry me a fucking river. I got us the target didn't I?"

"He's dead"

"Well you weren't being specific when you said to capture him"

But it's fine, all his frustration will be solved once he uses you as bait. He knows you can't die but hey, it makes him feel slightly better watching you get shot at.

Despite your ups and downs, he appreciates you. When the team would turn against him on his insane journey for revenge, he always found you the only one still standing by his side. You're loyal and he likes that.

Compatibility? 75%

HUGHIE

You treat him like a child.

No seriously you baby talk him sometimes and it annoys him

"Awwwww is little hughie angry?"

"Stop..."

"Does baby want his milky?"

Since he's pretty much the only person who isn't that exposed to crime as the others, he's terrified 100% everytime when he's paired up to do any dirty work with you.

"Now listen buddy, you better start talking or I'm gonna shoot" You said, gun raised at the man who seemed to be begging you to spare his life in a language you didn't speak.

"I don't think he speaks English"

"Ah shit... ENGLISH!! SPEAK!! ABCDEFG??!"

"How is shouting in English gonna make him understand?"

"Eh, you're right"

BANG

"WHY'D YOU SHOOT HIM??!"

"Well did you expect me to pull out Duolingo and start taking classes?!"

You had to admit, it was a pain in the ass each time he starts giving you the cold shoulder whenever he gets mad at you for doing something terrible. It was like his way of guilt tripping you so you always try to apologise in your own ways.

"Hey..." You said, handing him ice cream.

"...I uh... I don’t like Strawberry ice cream... I thought I told you that"

"God you're so ungrateful!!"

Since he was such a scaredy cat, you try to tone down your craziness a bit. For the sake of him not going into cardiac arrest.

"(Y/N) STOP!! She has nothing to do with this!! She was tricked" Hughie grabbed you by the arm to pull your gun away from the innocent woman.

You turn your head to look at him, then at the woman, then at him again, then the woman, then him again.

"Ugh finnnne... you're boring..."

However, he does appreciate you trying to be a better person. Even you had to admit, after you met him and became friends. You noticed yourself being less brutal than you used to be. The thought keeps you awake at night and it scares the shit out of you.

But oh well, how could you ever say no to those scared little puppy eyes?

Compatibility? 55%

FRENCHIE

He's like your hype man which is concerning.

Not because you're not afraid to get the job done but also because you always have his back.

"Well... I need some gunpowder but I've run out of them" Frenchie said, telling Butcher that the plan was most likely not gonna happen.

"Hold on" You said with the typical comical ☝🏻 gesture before heading into a different room. Everyone exchanging confused glances at what you could possibly be doing.

After a few minutes you'd return with a bag of gunpowder while struggling to zip up your pants with the other hand.

"Don't tell me how I got it. It almost tore me apart" You said, rubbing your ass.

On stressful nights, you guys would enjoy smoking weed together by the sofa and share stories of your traumatic childhood. It's how you guys bond and it's oddly wholesome.

Also when he needs a shoulder to cry on, you were always there for him. You two shared a type of relationship that even Romeo and Juliet couldn't compete with. To be fair they're dead so they actually can't fight.

"Hey reader!! If you're gonna keep reading then you might as well give the post a like or a repost. C'mon, pleassssseeee pleasepleaseplease"

"Ma cerise, who are you talking to?"

Although he doesn't mind your behaviour sometimes but he won't tolerate it if you ever cross the line on something. He's like the owner who sprays water at his pet cat when they don't listen.

"What are you mad at me for?!?!"

"You damn near tried to get us killed!!"

"Hey! You're the one who said it would be a suicide mission so I made sure it was a suicide mission!!"

"WHAT?"

There's no way he can deny how curious he is about where you get your guns and things. He once went in your room to find boxes of dynamite and a RPG just placed against the wall like furniture.

Like do you have a supplier or are you your own supplier?

Compatibility? 99.9%

M.M

Everybody deserves second chances.

He always tells him that to calm himself down everytime you managed to fuck up a thoroughly planned mission.

"What did I say about pressing buttons (Y/N)?"

"Honestly I stopped paying attention after you said 'Listen here'."

M.M has to be the only person you fear to the fact you try very hard to avoid him, this is because his long ass lectures are such a pain to deal with.

"How many times do I have to remind you? You can't just go around doing shit like that. You gotta consider the amount of danger you'll put everyone in..."

"(Blah blah blah... he's still going... uggggh... make it stop...!)"

Unable to handle the lecture any longer, you ended up shooting yourself in the head.

"(Y/N)!" His tone more disappointed than concern since this wasn't the first time you did this to escape his talks.

You know that russian dollhouse he tries to build in season 2? Well you'd constantly be found standing or sitting near him when he's trying to finish the set.

Since you're aware of his OCD, you like to edge him on by sometimes rearranging the parts or stealing some of it so he ends up searching high and low for the missing parts.

You had to admit it was entertaining to watch him accuse other people for touching his stuff when it was you behind all the schemes.

I'd like to think that after every mission when you happen to die, he'd be the one in charge of collecting your remains so you'd grow back.

That's why it comes naturally that his job is to make sure you don't do anything extreme.

"Where are my bombs??!?!" You'd shout, storming around the place looking for them.

"I sold them. Thought it'd do us more good knowing you won’t accidentally blow us up"

"WHAT?! GOD! It's like the writers of the show couldn't afford another explosion for this season so they had to use this DUMB of an excuse!!"

Though he does see some good in you through the messed up parts, he once saw you give his daughter a cute teddy bear when they've been burned by Vought.

She still has the bear and M.M likes to think that maybe you have a soft spot for kids since you never had a proper childhood. That's why he chooses to understand you rather than just being ignorant about your behaviour.

Compatibility? 80%

KIMIKO

She finds you a little odd but she doesn't mind once she realises how everyone is used to you being like that.

Whenever you're bored, you'd come to see what she was up to. Just imagine you sitting on the sofa like a curious kid as you watch her write alphabets on the book.

She also tries to communicate with you since she thought maybe your fucked up mind would understand her better in a way. Like how in season 2 she was repeatedly writing 'boy' to Frenchie but he didn't understand, so she came to you.

"Woow... watching you try to talk to me is like watching a baby take it's first breath..."

"😐"

"It's beautiful..."

Turns out her theory was wrong, you had a harder time understanding her compared to the rest.

Since you're the only two people in the group with powers, most of the time you two are sent on dangerous missions together. It's a nightmare for her because everybody knows communication is key but one is mute and the other doesn't listen.

"(Be quiet! There's people in the other room!)" She'd sign to you but you were busy humming a song while throwing around the enemies equipment.

"Oooh, what's this?" You held up a Homelander figurine which made you laugh as you show it to her.

"Hey look! 'I'm Homelander, I'm God's favourite. I play golf with Jesus every Sunday."

"(Can you please take this seriously?)"

"You're right, you gotta stop messing around Kimiko! We have a target to kill here" You said and you threw the figurine away which apparently clashes into a stack of boxes that came crashing down. The sound making everyone inside the building grab their weapons and began cornering you two in the room.

"😡"

"Okay that wasn't me that was gravity"

For the boys, you were plan A and she was plan B. That's because you always end up rushing into a fight first which most of the time resulted in you getting dismembered, which she later comes in to save you.

For example when Stormfront had stopped you guys, your bright ass thought it was a good idea to charge at her even though everyone was signalling you to stop. Next thing you know you were just a head being carried by M.M, you ended up watching as Kimiko fought Stormfront with the help of Starlight and Queen Maeve.

"That's my girl!! Now can anyone lend me a hand? I think I lost mine"

Compatibility? 97%

Bonus +

SOLDIER BOY

You know the scene where he walks out of his containment with the gas surrounding him? You swore when you watched him step out butt naked, you could hear angels singing and trumpets playing inside your head.

Shockingly enough, he was the only person who appreciated your humour. Could be a generation thing. He's just relieved not everyone has gone soft over the years.

In a way, you feel like you've become his babysitter. Everytime Butcher and Hughie left to do some business, you were in charge of making sure he doesn't blow up anyone. You kept him entertained so he didn't mind. That's why on the hunt for his former team members, he immediately chose you to be by his side.

"I'll take red with me"

"Red as in the american flag or the russians?" You asked which had him do the typical boomer laugh.

"I like you, you're funny" He said with a strong pat on your shoulder.

Butcher doesn't mind you with him cause he trusts that you can keep him under control. Hughie on the other hand isn't sure if you can even keep yourself under control.

"Shhh... wait... do you hear that?"

"Ah shit, did I accidentally said my dirty thoughts out loud? It's just you look breedable in that suit"

Another thing he likes about you is that you're okay with killing pretty much anyone, just try not to overstep cause that could potentially piss him off.

"I told you he's mine" He said as he had you pinned against one of the trees, apparently you had shot Mindstorm in the head when he literally made it clear to you minutes ago that was his kill.

"Quite possessive aren't you? I can recommended a therapist I know. Her names Martha—"

"You shut your mouth before I shove my shield up your ass"

"Gasp don't you DARE threaten me with a good time!!"

At the end of Season 3, you would obviously side with Butcher when everyone started to turn against Soldier Boy. He had to admit he was kinda hurt though, he expected you to be on his side.

"So what? You're crawling back to him now? After what we've been through?"

"Sorry big daddy, but Butcher has been my day one and I also happen to love him veryvery much"

Cue Butcher rolling his eyes out of disgust.

Compatibility? 100% but after the betrayal? 0% 😔

[abandonedart]

he would take it way too seriously

bonus

[kiwicorgii]

i finally started doctor who.. i get it now guys,, i am deep in the trenches with you , this show is insane-

[abslover]

[tampire]

IJBOL

[thelvadams]

DOCTOR WHO • 1.01 'Rose'

It's like when you're a kid. The first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it, because everything looks like it's standing still.

[tenaint]

Rose 1.01 / Empire of Death 14.08

[mizgnomer]

Keeping an eye on you - with David Tennant

[r3dcherri3s]

Playing stupid

pairing: g!p billie eilish x fem! reader

warnings: smut! blowjob, 18+ only! no minors! men go away

word count: 1.2K

Billie found herself engrossed in her room, watching random movies on her tv when a sudden knock disrupted her peace. Annoyance flickered across her face as she opened the door to find you standing there with a mischievous grin on your face.

"Am I disturbing you?" You chuckled as you gently pushed past Billie and took a seat on her bed. With a roll of her eyes, Billie stepped aside, clearly annoyed but also finding amusement in your boldness. She followed you into the room, leaning against the door frame. "Well, well. You seem quite brave, walking into my room without even asking."

You chuckle and make yourself at home on Billie's bed. "Apologies, your majesty," you say with a playful roll of your eyes. "I just wanted to see what you were up to.”

Billie lets out a soft laugh, folding her arms across her chest. "Is that so?” Billie paused. “More importantly, what were you hoping to achieve by barging in here, Y/N?"

Your gaze flickers momentarily over Billie's chest before meeting her eyes again, a coy smile playing on your lips. "What do you mean?" You avert your gaze, trying to maintain the facade. "I simply wanted to spend some time with you, that's all."

Billie's raised eyebrow spoke volumes, a silent challenge to your flimsy excuse. With deliberate steps, she entered the room, her presence dominating the space around you. "Cut the act, Y/N," she asserted, her tone leaving no room for negotiation.

Your response was a muttered protest, accompanied by an exaggerated huff of frustration aimed at Billie's relentless interrogation. "I honestly have no idea what you're going on about," you insisted, feigning innocence as you nonchalantly crossed one leg over the other, stealing a quick glance back at Billie.

A subtle grin played on Billie's lips, her eyes lingering on your form with a mixture of amusement and curiosity. "Oh, but I believe you do," she countered, her voice carrying a hint of teasing disbelief.

Your own eyebrow shot up in defiance, your glare meeting Billie's smug look. "Do I?" you challenged, your arms folding across your chest. Billie's grin widened, her gaze unwavering as she leaned slightly closer. "You do." she affirmed.

you leaned forward, closing the gap between you and Billie.

Billie's smile grows wider as she watches you approach her, her eyes sparkling with mischief. You walked towards billie until she was just a few inches away, still maintaining eye contact. “Maybe you should stop playing stupid and tell me what you want.” Billie whispers, trailing her finger teasingly down your arm.

Your breath hitches as her finger glides along your skin. Leaning in closer, your bodies almost touching. "I want you," you exhale softly, wrapping your arms around her neck and drawing her closer. "I want you to touch me."

Billie's heart pounds in her chest, her own desire mirroring yours as she feels your arms enveloping her. With a coy smile, she leans in, her lips just inches away from yours, teasingly close. "I think I can manage that," she purrs, her voice husky.

You smile, your gaze flickering down to her lips. "Yeah?" you murmur, inching closer until your lips brush against hers in a needy kiss. Billie's eyes flutter closed, a soft moan escaping her as she melts into the kiss, her body pressing eagerly against yours, consumed by desire.

You whimpered into the kiss before pulling back to catch your breath, whispering, "Come on..." as you gently guided Billie's hand and eased her onto the bed. Straddling her lap, her eyes locked onto yours. “Y/N..” A low groan escaping from her lips.

"Shh," you murmured against her lips, before leaning in to capture her lips once more. Your body pressed against her, your hips grinding down against hers. Feeling her respond eagerly to your touch, Billie's hands roamed eagerly over your back, her nails leaving a trail of gentle marks as she pulled you closer, her body craving more of you.

With each grind of your hips against hers, Billie's arousal grew, her bulge straining against the fabric of her clothes. She groaned with need, her hands gripping your hips tightly as she eagerly matched your movements.

Billie's breath hitched at the sensation of your lips against her skin, a soft moan escaping her lips as she arched into your touch.

"m’ want you so bad," you murmured against her skin, the words dripping with desire as you slowly pulled away, sliding off of Billie's lap to kneel before her. Your hands moved with purpose, deftly unbuckling her pants as anticipation hung heavy in the air.

Billie gasped softly as she felt your hands working on her pants, her arousal building with each passing moment as she lifted her hips to help you remove them. As the fabric fell away, revealing her hard cock standing proudly between her legs, she couldn't help but let out a soft curse at the sight of you on your knees.

You licked your lips with teasingly, your eyes never leaving hers as you leaned in, your tongue teasingly tracing the tip of her cock. The reaction was immediate-a low, guttural sound reverberated from deep within Billie, her fingers tangling desperately in your hair. "Please, Y/N," she pleaded, her voice thick with need.

Encouraged by her response, you took her length into your mouth, your tongue swirling expertly around her sensitive head. Billie's grip tightened, her hips bucking involuntarily as she tried to maintain control. Her breathing grew ragged, each exhale punctuated by soft moans of pleasure.

Your pace was tantalizingly slow, every movement designed to drive her wild with anticipation. You could feel the heat radiating from her body, her muscles tensing and relaxing under your touch. With each passing second, the intensity of her need became more evident, her moans growing louder, more desperate.

Billie's hands guided you, urging you to take more of her length into your mouth. You complied, your lips sliding further down her shaft, your cheeks hollowing as you sucked harder. The taste of her arousal filled your senses, it was intoxicating and addictive. you couldn’t get enough.

Her words became a breathless mantra, her voice a mere whisper of urgency. "Y/N, please... don't stop..." The desperation in her tone spurred you on, your movements becoming more deliberate, more focused.

As you continued your movements, Billie's body trembled, her control quickly slipping away with each passing moment. Her hips thrust forward, meeting your mouth with increasing fervor. The room was filled with the sounds of her pleasure, a symphony of moans.

"Y/N... I'm so close..." she managed to gasp, her voice trembling with need. Finally, with a choked cry, Billie reached the edge of her climax. With one final thrust, Billie let out a shuddering moan, her orgasm crashing over her in waves. Her cum filled your mouth, the taste of her ecstasy had your head spinning.

Spent and breathless, Billie slumped back, her body still trembling from the intensity of her climax. She looked down at you, with awe in her eyes.

"That was... incredible," she whispered, her voice hoarse.

You smiled up at her, wiping the corner of your mouth with a satisfied smirk. "I aim to please," you replied, your voice laced with playful tease.

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