#billmageddon

[lunameimei]

Joining to Billmageddon 🔼

[thegrimdarkoffice]

“So....when are we going to discuss my part of the deal, Cipher?”

[incorrect-portal-quotes]

hi I'm trying to apply to be a mod, but it says that the tumblr URL has to be a 'valid email address'? I'm not sure what to do w/ that :c

Sorry about that! I’ll get that fixed it’s probably because that field was originally an email field

[welcome-to-webkinz-world]

 @billmageddon keeps the Webkinz fam alive

[spacebeyonce]

aside from the minor speedbump of more shit news, today was nice

[deadbonessinderhellaton]

@billmageddon @whatsupwithmymind is this canon

Physical Regions of Canada.

[trailsona]

I made this crappy drawing for @introvertkid when she said Alex Cipher :P

[ventlove2k16]

@/billmageddon is one of my favorite mutuals!!! they are so sweet and helpful and its probably really obvious who i am but i totally have a qpp crush on them omg. amyway theyre super great and deserve a lot of happiness!!

🔮

[thegrimdarkoffice]

“WHY ISNT THIS WORKING! WHERE’S THE CHAOS! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!”

[thegrimdarkoffice]

This is what Maso got out of his deal in the end

a book

[thegrimdarkoffice]

“Hey look - what if Alice dies? Then we have no one who can step up and take over the business.”

[thegrimdarkoffice]

curiouscompanions replied to your post: “HMM, LOOKS LIKE NO ONE’S INTERESTED.”

Nl: It seems to me that nobody will give a single fuck, unless you use some few offensive words :3

“KIDDO I’VE LIVED LONG ENOUGH TO ACQUIRE A LONG LIST OF ‘OFFENSIVE’ WORDS THAT CAN MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE - QUITE LITERALLY!

IF A ‘BITCH’ OR ‘CUNT’ IS ATROCIOUS ENOUGH TO GET PEOPLE OFF THEIR ASSES TO PROTEST, THEN HONESTLY HUMANITY DOESNT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT EXTRATERRESTIAL THREATS WIPING THEM OUT. 

THEIR DESIRE TO BE OFFENDED WILL DO THAT FOR THEM.

NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO TELL A LITTLE SOUL HOW UTTERLY TIRESOME SHE IS AND HOW NO ONE LOVES HER. THERE’LL BE QUITE A BIT OF DENIAL BUT SEEING HOW HER SO CALLED GIRLFRIEND DIDN’T EVEN SHOW UP TO MY CLEVER BAITING, I SUPPOSE SHE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO ACCEPT THE FACTS.

HA! I CANT WAIT!”

Bill Nero cackled and disappeared in a cloud of dramatic smoke that deliberately tried to mess Neil’s hair up just to annoy him. 

[thegrimdarkoffice]

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IT’S BEEN A LONG LONG WHILE BUT I HAVE TO SAY I FEEL

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[thegrimdarkoffice]

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[thegrimdarkoffice]

“OHOHO! NOW IT’S GETTING INTERESTING!”

[thegrimdarkoffice]

“OKAY I ADMIT, I CAN’T STAY AWAY FROM YOU PEOPLE FOR TOO LONG. I CRAVE THE ATTENTION, YOU SEE. I THRIVE OFF IT.” 

Bill’s eye lit up in delight at the mix of worry and confusion reflecting off the employee’s faces. 

But under the command of Birch, no one tried to engage him in a fight, or prod him for details, even as they all wondered where Alice’s body had gone, why he had decided to suddenly ditch his vessel. 

The explanation for his physical form was easy enough, Bill had raided what the grimdark Office owned for bringing himself through into the next dimension. 

And he was ecstatic about it. 

“GO IGNORE ME IF YOU WANT, BUT YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO IGNORE THE ABSOLUTE CHAOS I’LL REIGN ON THIS DIMENSION NOW THAT I’VE REGAINED MY PHYSICAL FORM AGAIN. SEE YOU IN HELL, SUCKERS! AHAHAHAHAHA!!”