#bill knows everything

[areyoureddieforittaylorsversion]

Reddie highschool: Richie is super popular funny guy who Eddie is has a massive crush on. He's oblivious to the fact that Richie reciprocates his feelings. When Richie unexpectedly (to Eddie) asks him to the dance Eddie is over the moon. However he overhears some of the other Populars laughing about it and thinks that Richie asks him out as a joke.

you are officially my favorite person btw

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"W-would you fucking st-stop that?"

Eddie is snapped out of his thoughts for what feels like the millionth time today by the sound of his best friends voice. He shakes his head, looking at Bill. 

"What is it?" Eddie asks.

"You're th-thinking about Richie." Bill says. It's not a question. 

"So what?" Eddie says, folding his arms. "You were thinking about Stan."

"F-first of all, n-no I wasn't." Bill says, pointing at him. "A-and second of all, at l-least I don't stare at him the w-way you do."

"Oh yeah? And how is that?" Eddie demands. 

"L-like you fucking want h-him, Eddie." Bill says.

Eddie turns bright red. "That's not-I don't-"

"Oh, for the l-love of God, not like th-that." Bill says, rolling his eyes. "Would you j-just fucking talk to him already so th-this nightmare can be over?"

"No!" Eddie says. "Do you have any idea how much of a nightmare that would be? He would fucking kill me!"

"Oh, c-come off it, Eddie, y-you know he wouldn't." Bill says. "He's nice. I get th-that some of his friends are d-dickheads but that doesn't mean h-he is. B-besides, if you think that, wh-why do you have such a f-fucking crush on him?"

Eddie huffs, rolling his eyes. "I do not have that big of a crush on him."

"I call b-bullshit." Bill says. 

"Bullshit on what?"

Both boys jump when Bev appears at their table. 

"N-n-nothing." Bill says with a grin to Eddie. Only he knows about his crush on Richie. Or, Eddie only told him.

"Oh, fuck you." Eddie scoffs as Bev slides into the seat beside him.

Eddie doesn't like being in the hall. It just makes him a target, even more than he already is. He's walking to his locker, head down, when he feels someone grab his arm. His head snaps up and panic immediately fills him.

"Hey, hey, calm down, it's just me."

Oh my God. It's Richie. 

"Sorry." Eddie says, turning around to face him, holding his books close to his chest. "Did you need something?"

"Well, kind of." Richie says, running a hand through his unruly black hair. "I was wondering if you wanted to go to the dance with me?" 

Eddie's books fall to the floor as he stares at Richie. "Are you serious?" He asks, not daring to believe it.

"Yeah, I'm serious." Richie says with a laugh. "You're cute. I like you. Can I take you to the dance or not?"

Eddie is nodding before he even properly takes in what he's saying. "Yes. Yes. Definitely yes."

Richie smiles. "See you then, Eds."

"It's Eddie!" He shouts after him as he walks away, only getting a shake of his head in response. 

After that, Eddie practically sprints to class, a bright smile on his face that he just can't shake. Richie Tozier asked him to the dance. This is like all of his daydreams come true. The only thoughts running through his head are about Richie. Richie thinks he's cute. Richie likes him. Richie wants to go to the dance with him. Richie Richie Richie. He's beyond elated.

"Wh-what's gotten into y-you?" Bill asks as soon as he sits down. "Y-you're smiling like a fucking l-lunatic."

Eddie looks around to make sure no one else is listening, though he isn't really sure why. "Richie asked me to the dance."

"Richie what!?" Bill practically shouts, making the teacher glare at him and Bill's face turn a bright red. "S-sorry. But he wh-what? He asked you to the d-dance?

"Mhm." Eddie confirms. "Can you believe it?"

"Well, I mean, y-yeah." Bill says. "That b-boy is practically fucking i-infatuated with you."

Eddie shakes his head. "No, he's not."

"Uh, yeah, E-Eddie, he is." Bill says. "Stan has s-said he's just as bad a-as you."

"I am not that bad!" Eddie says, kicking him under the desk. 

"You are f-fucking awful." Bill says. "But m-maybe this means y-you'll stop!"

Eddie only shakes his head, a grin on his face. But Bill is right. Maybe he doesn't have to just daydream anymore.

All of Eddie's hopes vanish when he hears some of Richie's friends talking outside of the school. 

They're laughing and saying how ridiculous, how funny all of this is. And yeah, Eddie gets that he's not popular and he's not as pretty as any of the other boys Richie might take to the dance, but this sparks a worry in him. What if Richie meant all this as a joke? Oh fuck. Of course he did. Of fucking course he did. He doesn't like him. He doesn't like him and he never will.

Eddie curses himself for falling for this, for thinking Richie likes him when he's so far out of his league. He wants to cry at all of this. Wants to cry at how stupid he is, at how mean Richie is for doing this, at himself for having a crush on such an asshole. 

But he doesn't. He doesn't cry and he doesn't break down. Instead, he walks into the school. He finds Richie by his locker and walks over to him.

"Oh, hey, Eds, I-" Richie doesn't even get the full sentence out before Eddie pushes him back against the lockers.

"How fucking stupid do you think I am!?" Eddie says, tears of frustration blooming in his eyes. "And how much of an asshole are you?"

"Eddie, I-" Richie tries again.

"No!" Eddie shouts. "You are fucking horrible! Why would you do this to me?! Why can't you just fucking pick on someone else?!

"Eddie, I don't-" Richie is very confused and entirely unsure of what's happening. 

"You asked me out as a fucking joke!? You are such a fucking asshole!" Eddie says, shoving him harder. 

"What?" Richie says. "Eddie, Eddie, stop! I didn't ask you out as a joke!"

Eddie freezes. "What? You didn't?"

"No." Richie says, shaking his head. "Why did you think that, Eds?"

"You-your friends." Eddie says, folding his arms. "They were laughing about it."

"My friends are dicks, Eddie." Richie says. "But I meant it. I meant everything. I want to go to the dance with you."

"Oh." Eddie murmurs. "Sorry for shoving you."

Richie only laughs. "No. I'm sorry for all of this."

Eddie throws himself into Richie's arms before either boy can really process it. Richie laughs again and hugs him tightly. Eddie buries his face in his shoulder, just taking him in because he actually gets to hug Richie.

"Thank you." He says after a moment.

"Any time." Richie says with a grin.

[cornpapers]

[maibeloved]

Need to draw them more actually ;((

[benevolenterrancy]

poor Liu Qingge is really going through it in the succubus extra, he just had to go and get a crush on the most oblivious man alive

"Younger than me... we had a rocky start... completely devoted.... often together.... saved each other..... peerless beauty..... outstanding talent.... noble blood.... totally in love with me...... Wow what a weird love fortune! Definitely doesn't match anyone in my life!" says Shen Qingqiu while actively sitting next to one of the two men it perfectly describes

[lavendorii]

[DIMENSION NOT FOUND.]

[cloudysarts]

Sosososos the bill having a hard time reading just imagine.... the axolotl gets him a appointment to the eye doctor LIKE BRO THE WAY HE WOULD HAVE THE HARDEST TIME TRYING TO READ THE LETTERS

(this anon is referring to this comic i made, check it out for context!) (edit: you can find some more glasses!bill doodles here too!)

THIS IS SO REAL. bill 100% fought the theraprism staff who were trying to get him to the eye doctor in the first place for MONTHS. they kept telling him it would improve his quality of life but he is NOT HAVING IT. he only eventually agreed to go ON THE CONDITION that he doesn't have to get saddled with any medication. turns out, he doesn't need any.....just glasses :)

glasses bill is so real to me. thank you for sending this ask, i was looking for an excuse to doodle him <3

kind of personal, but i have severe astigmatism, and didnt know that until i was 18. the first night after i got my glasses, i looked up at the sky, and i realized that i could suddenly see WAY more stars than usual. and i remember tearing up, because i thought the sky was boring and star-less for everyone, but turns out they were just too far away for my nearsighted-ness to see. and i love projecting so i couldnt ignore the mental image of bill realizing that the stars-- that he already loved-- were even better when he could see them properly, without being medicated or having to squint.

[turtletoria]

the krampus incident from the book of bill if it was out of character and stupid

[clovreat3r]

Made in the Image of Bill

Closeups of the quality gets roasted (just like bills family) ->

[t1nymuff1n]

Quick comic¿? Au where the Stans kids find (somehow) baby Bill.

(In the end everything goes to shit anyway)

[doctorsiren]

give this angle another tri

[octaviusing]

Daaarling, guess who's back from Jaaaail

[mint-fixates]

About Bill's Thoughts on Ford ("Even His Lies Are Lies")

Long af post containing spoilers for ThisIsNotAWebsiteDotCom and TBOB below!

So, this is bullshit. And if you're not already aware it's bullshit, I'm gonna tell you exactly why it's bullshit, with Receipts™!

Bill definitely saw Ford as a tool. No denying that. I can even believe that he sees him as a pet more than an equal to some extent. But to claim a tool and a pet are all he sees Ford as? He's 10000% lying. Whether to himself and the therapist or just the therapist, I'm not sure, but let's breakdown how we know he's lying about the extent of his feelings for Ford here.

Why would he want to make Ford a Henchmaniac? Why plan to keep him around after the portal is finished if he only wants him as a tool to build the portal?

2. Why give him 72 hours to turn the portal back on? He says it himself- "sentimentality". Convenient as they are, I don't usually get sentimental over hammers.

3. Why be more honest with him about his backstory than he was with his actual Henchmaniacs?

4. If he just wants Ford as an obedient human pet who "remembers to sit, stay, and roll over control of his entire life", why offer for Ford to join him during the Weirdmageddon arc, before needing his help with the barrier but after Ford had spent 30 years actively opposing Bill at every possible opportunity?

5. Of course, I'd be remiss not to mention it- if Ford is just a tool at worst and a pet at best, why would Bill get wasted and cry over him after the breakup?

[captainofthetidesbreath]

it's kind of funny that we're back at the start, as it was known from the very beginning, as the story always was, the old lore: "the Divine Gate was built in response to the destruction and suffering of the Calamity as the Prime Deities realized was far too much and, as such, they needed to also remove themselves from Exandria to protect it from the ruin that the gods dwelling here brings"

[the-barefoot-hatter]

30 years ago- AGAINST ALL ODDS, before agreeing to any deal to build the portal, Ford managed to be smooth and told Bill to buy him dinner first

and the triangle went "...OH?!"

and some infinite empanadas later, some minor rips into the multiverse, you got a much more chill party-but-still-semi-feral Bil

[arthursfuckinghat]

I'm at that part of chapter three my friends, so let me be a reminder that Colm O'Driscoll's plan to lure in Dutch after taking Arthur failed because nobody came looking for him.

He would have died being held captive any longer, he barely escaped.

The gang did not come for Arthur.

[honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns]

see now i think my problem is that i find the horrifying evil terrorizing monster character to be the funniest silliest most specialest little guy i ever did see. and then people in the computer expect me to find his words and actions 'wrong' and 'immoral' and 'unforgivable by literally anyones standards, literally'. what if he was just having a good time. fuck you.